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Mmm.
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Oh, I know.
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Mmm.
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Oh, well, we haven't really decided
about Christmas yet, Tina.
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Yes, I will.
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Oh, all right, then.
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Auntie Tina sends love and kisses,
David.
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He sends them back.
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Yes, isn't it?
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Oh, Jenny wants to say something.
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She says Ben wants me in the garden.
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Yes. Right then.
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Love to Brian and Shane.
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Bye then, Tina.
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Right, then.
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Bye, Tina.
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Bye -bye.
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Bye.
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Oh,
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this is such a surprise.
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I'd like to thank darling, darling Jeff,
lovely Guy, and all the wonderful
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people at Drop the Dead Dot.
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Why did I have to spend a whole evening
on that rubbish?
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Have you got your things ready for
school?
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In a minute.
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I'm feeling a bit sick.
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Games tomorrow, is it?
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Yes, I think it is.
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Mum. No.
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I really do feel awful.
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Well, you're not hot or anything.
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You felt it this morning. It was
probably the same thing.
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I don't think... Well, what is it, then?
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Wait and see how you feel in the
morning.
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I'll have a milk hanging off to get my
sympathy in this house.
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What's this?
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Nothing!
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Why don't you eat something?
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It'll make you feel better.
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Um, no.
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I think I'll do some more revision, then
I'll go to sleep.
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All right.
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By the way, I saw Mrs Grimes through the
window.
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She gave me this stare.
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Oh, dear, I'm sorry.
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You'd think she'd have got over it by
now, wouldn't you?
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After all, it's been weeks since she
killed her dog.
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Why, they didn't want it anymore.
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What's the matter?
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Your sister's been on the phone. She
wants us to go for Christmas.
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Oh, it's months till Christmas.
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She wants to know whether to get the
Cluedo out of the attic.
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What did you say?
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That it'll be me in the kitchen with the
lead piping.
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Mum, you'll stay up and watch the
videos.
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I suppose so.
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Terminator 2, Fists of the Ninja, Bare
Knuckle Kickboxers. You said you were
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going to get Mary Poppins.
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It was out.
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Ben. Well, not really out. Ben.
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Well, it was a bloke serving. I couldn't
ask him for Mary Poppins, could I?
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You could have told him it was the
restored version, where Dick Van Dyke
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up the dancing penguins and Julie
Andrews has a magnum shotgun up her
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Yes, there's Bob woman.
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David, go and get your things ready for
school.
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You said I could what? I am not having
you seeing fortuitous violence.
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It's only the Terminator. I didn't mean
the videos. Up.
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I'm going to...
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on telly tonight is prepped in dinner
jackets giving each other lumps of
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perspex.
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We can watch these now we've got them.
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Why?
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Do you want to see?
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Not really.
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Well a bit.
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Yes well I wouldn't mind watching them.
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Why? Well I like that sort of thing.
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You like seeing men shooting each other
and driving cars after each other and
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beating the crap out of each other. It's
not just that. What then?
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Well, it's a good story.
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What story?
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Well, there's men shooting at each other
and driving fast cars around and...
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What is all this? I just don't see how
you can get any pleasure out of those
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things. Hormones, probably.
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What?
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Well, you like slushy things.
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I do not like slutty things.
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Romance, then. You like to get rid of
your feelings with a good cry.
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I don't know what that's got to do with
anything.
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Well, we like to get rid of our feelings
in a different way.
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Watching kick and grave violence. Yes.
No!
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So you don't want to watch them, then?
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No. I'm going to check on David, then I
think I'll have an early night.
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It's up to you.
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I was out before.
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No, get a clean one.
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They're poncy colours. There's a white
one in the chest. Doesn't your kidney
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clean? It's only going to get dirty
again.
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Is that a blood test? No.
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Go downstairs and get ready.
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If you have any blood left, can I have
it? Out.
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Who's in there?
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David, is that you?
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I won't be a minute.
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Mum, I need to come in.
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Go downstairs.
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breakfast. I'm not finished.
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I don't feel like eating.
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Have breakfast.
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I'll check.
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Oh, God.
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Jenny, you still here?
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No, it's me.
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Oh. You all right, love?
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Yes, I'm just having a bath.
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Can I come in?
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Could you go down and make sure Jenny
eats?
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Yeah, all right.
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Belle, don't use my rider.
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Up to the mark indicated with your urine
thumb.
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call it sick, but we managed to create
two living beings that are almost human.
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So, what's she doing in the bathroom?
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There are some things about women you
just don't ask.
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Oh, coffee.
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Hi, Ben. Hi, Irina.
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Finished, OK?
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OK.
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Um, you're going to put Arnie up in your
room.
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All right.
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So, uh, you do this, uh...
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Funnel thing too, right?
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Can I come in now?
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Here you are.
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Right in here. Right.
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I'm off now.
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Bye. Okay, bye.
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Mum.
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All right, I'll do you a note.
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I'm ready.
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Ben's been asking questions, you know.
What did you say?
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It was easy. I just went all coy and
mentioned women's things.
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His eyes went glassy and he said
something about a blocked radiator.
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Isn't it wonderful?
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Mention the womb and you can hear their
testicles shriveling in Aberdeen.
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Oh, what's the verdict?
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I'm pretty certain it's a false alarm,
but I'll do the second test tomorrow to
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be sure.
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Mum, she's still in the bathroom.
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The bus will be coming in a minute.
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Oh, I've just remembered. I've got to do
a note for Jenny. I'll go.
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No, I'm afraid I haven't.
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Mum says hurry up.
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Oh, right.
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I'm coming, then.
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The steamers are there. Just put each
one in for about four minutes.
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Put each what in?
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Here we go, then, girls.
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They're only fish.
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They're moving.
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They can't hurt us.
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Look, I'll lift the lid up and you put
them in.
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Right.
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No, I'll lift the lid up and you put
them in.
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Okay.
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We'll do one each.
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All right. You first.
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No, we'll do it together.
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On three.
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Agreed? Agreed.
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Right, then.
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One, two, three.
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God, what a sight.
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Oh, thank you, yes. We've just been
redecorated.
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Makes the whole place more light and
roomy, doesn't it?
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One of Paddy's finally thought of sex,
please, Gary. Not the massive coronary.
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Just a small cardiac arrest.
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Christine? I suppose I'll have a bacon
sandwich.
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Anything with that?
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Salmonella, I should think.
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No, we don't do pasta.
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How about HP sauce?
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She'll have it as it comes. No, I won't.
No, she won't. I'll have it with
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lettuce and tomato.
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It shall be done.
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How are you today, then? You've been
bossing me about all morning.
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That's because I'm the boss.
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No, this wasn't the ordinary bossing
about. This was the heavy -duty,
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-the -workers bossing about.
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If we had barges and bows, you'd have me
toting and lifting.
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So are women trouble, I shouldn't
wonder? I'll never understand them. No,
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neither. Here, I'm a woman, you know.
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I haven't got a couple of Cornettos
stuffed up me jumper for later.
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Not at work, you're not. You want it to
be one of the boys, so you are, and that
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includes sympathy for us when we need
it. Yeah.
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What's she done this time?
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She won't let me watch a video.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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Ah, disgraceful.
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And I was living with a woman once, and
she forbid me to watch the rugby.
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So I said to her, whose house is this
anyway?
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Unfortunately, it was hers.
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She threw me out with no baggage.
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She wouldn't let me have the Terminator.
She wouldn't let me have the
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Liquidator.
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And it was mine for sure. She doesn't
understand.
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Aggression's natural to us. What, you?
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Aggressive? Eh? You're as soft as
anything.
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Ow!
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Your mum took it back and exchanged it
for towels of Beatrix Potter.
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Isn't that nice?
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Does anybody get shot?
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Not yet.
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Ben, you ready?
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Yes.
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Bloody cowboys.
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No indicators as usual.
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There's someone turning.
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I know.
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Yes, 50 miles an hour is not fast enough
for us, is it?
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What a toss -up. Right up my exhaust
pipe.
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Let him pass!
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Let him pass?
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No way.
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Now fog lamp trick never fails.
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Ben, this is insanity.
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Oh. Calm down.
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He's passing.
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Ben. You're staying right there.
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Sorry, Doctor, but please. Oh, what a
shame.
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Stop it now.
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Looks like you'll have to stay behind
me, Mr. Stupid Flash Turbo Brat.
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You want a race? You can have one.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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Do you think you should get away with
that, do you? Slow down!
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Oh, no! Slow down, I say!
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Never!
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It's red ahead!
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No!
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Barton!
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H -8 -8 -2...
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882 LJH.
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Cleaver's got a mate who can get into
the police computer.
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I can find out his address.
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What are you talking about?
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We can find out who he is. Why?
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Why? You saw that. He could have killed
us. You could have killed us. Don't be
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stupid. I shouldn't be stupid.
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He started it.
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Even if he did, it's not your
responsibility.
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Look, I'm driving.
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Yes, we all noticed that.
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You want to drive?
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Yes. Well, you have to do say so. I am
saying so.
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Just tell me.
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And I'll stop the car. Stop the car.
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Now? Yes, right now.
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What, really?
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Yes.
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You're near 12.
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Mr and Mrs Porter, I want you to call me
Babs.
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None of this surname crap.
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And you are?
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I'm Bill and Ben.
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Don't say it.
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Right. I always prefer first names with
parents. After all, we're all partners
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in the education process, aren't we?
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Terrific. I could mention David's
technical English grading. The Tory
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curriculum insists on us telling you.
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But we don't want to be judgmental, do
we?
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Yes, we do.
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Right.
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Well, he's above average, for the
record. Not that I want to foster
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any way.
274
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But there's one area of concern with his
English composition.
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Oh, go on.
276
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:13,720
Well, he does have a particular
obsession with the macabre.
277
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Aha!
278
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What? Would you like to look at some of
his work?
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Yes, thank you.
280
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A trip to the torture chamber.
281
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My sister is a vampire.
282
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Samurais cut out their guts. You're just
reading out the worst ones.
283
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No, I'm not.
284
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:31,830
What about that one?
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My perfect pet.
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My perfect pet would be a vulture.
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I would keep it in my bedroom and feed
it on dead bodies.
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I would call it Babs.
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Babs would swoop down from her perch and
peck their entries.
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He means entrails. I know what he means.
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Well, that's normal stuff for a boy.
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An obsession with violence.
293
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That's not violent. That's just weird.
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He'll grow out of it.
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After all, we don't want to be weirdest,
do we?
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Not normal.
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Look, all I know is if he is weird, he
didn't get it from me. Excuse me. What?
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Ah!
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Oh, hi.
300
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Sorry, Mum's out. They're at David's
parents' evening.
301
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Yeah, I know. Where's David?
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Upstairs playing Game Boy. Why?
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I just thought you might like someone to
talk to.
304
00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:25,170
No. It's all right.
305
00:19:25,171 --> 00:19:28,769
You know, lots of revision to do and
everything. Well, it's up to you, but
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sooner or later you know somebody else
is going to notice.
307
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Oh, my God.
308
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:49,290
David, have you got your things in the
bathroom cabinet?
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00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:51,710
No. Why? Have I got poison?
310
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Where's your sister?
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Oh, she went out.
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Tell your father when he gets back I'm
at Rona's. All right.
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You started it.
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Bill. Oh.
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You remember Sven?
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00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:38,540
Oh, yeah. Do you want some coffee?
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00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:39,790
No, Rona.
318
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,380
It's about the pregnancy test.
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You're not. No. You are, aren't you? No.
Really?
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00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,290
No, I'm not pregnant. It was a false
alarm.
321
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:47,279
What then?
322
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,400
The second tester.
323
00:20:48,401 --> 00:20:51,699
It's missing from the bathroom cabinet.
Then I realised.
324
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:53,140
What if it's to do with Jenny?
325
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,280
Have you told your husband of this? No.
326
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,360
Oh, you didn't speak English.
327
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,890
I took a course. Bill, I think...
There's no need to feel embarrassment.
328
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:05,830
In Sweden, we think it is beautiful when
a girl is becoming pregnant.
329
00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:08,910
In Sweden, you think ABBA is rock and
roll.
330
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:13,180
I'll be in about time. I asked Jenny
what's wrong with her.
331
00:21:13,181 --> 00:21:14,009
Well...
332
00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:22,469
Now's
333
00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:24,270
your chance. What are you doing here?
334
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,310
Rona said I could use her phone.
335
00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:29,630
She persuaded me not to see the doctor.
336
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:31,140
Oh, my God.
337
00:21:31,141 --> 00:21:33,889
Please, please, please tell me you're
not pregnant.
338
00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:34,940
She's not pregnant.
339
00:21:35,270 --> 00:21:40,790
Okay. Then... But Abba is rock and roll.
340
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,210
I couldn't help it.
341
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,410
I did it once and I couldn't stop.
342
00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:50,370
Couldn't stop what?
343
00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:57,670
I've been making myself sick after
meals.
344
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:04,040
I've been cooking those meals.
345
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:10,240
What's made you do that?
346
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,960
I don't know.
347
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:21,719
Just... Everyone else is prettier and
brighter
348
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,540
than me.
349
00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:44,060
Come with you to the doctor.
350
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,120
Who's going to tell Dad?
351
00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:51,060
Don't worry about your dad.
352
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,100
I'll catch him in a good moment.
353
00:22:58,820 --> 00:22:59,870
What?
354
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,690
Well, if you didn't take my test, who
did?
355
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,260
Maybe we've got a ghost.
356
00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:08,430
Don't be silly.
357
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,570
Don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit
me.
358
00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:34,599
I'm not going to hit you, but you listen
to me, you scumbag. Dad! Oh, God, don't
359
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,119
do that!
360
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,700
Are you going to bust his ass?
361
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,380
Not unless he makes trouble.
362
00:23:38,381 --> 00:23:39,939
That's him.
363
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,600
I'll handle it. Leave it to me.
364
00:23:54,450 --> 00:23:55,870
Yes, it is. No, it isn't.
365
00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:58,010
Who is this fight with?
366
00:23:59,650 --> 00:24:02,250
H882LJH. Ben, I told you.
367
00:24:02,490 --> 00:24:04,070
Dad gave him a challenge.
368
00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:08,209
Look, I just put a note under his
windscreen. It's nothing to concern you.
369
00:24:08,210 --> 00:24:09,260
deal with this.
370
00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:12,850
That's him. What exactly did this note
say?
371
00:24:13,130 --> 00:24:14,180
I don't remember.
372
00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:19,210
It just said, are you so big without
your wheels and gave our address.
373
00:24:20,070 --> 00:24:21,120
Great.
374
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,360
It's the most amazing thing, then.
375
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,060
My husband's dealing with this. Come in.
376
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:32,600
Well? Hit him, Dad.
377
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:35,390
Look, I'm sorry. I didn't realise,
obviously.
378
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,440
So you should be, then. You drive like a
bloody maniac.
379
00:24:38,441 --> 00:24:41,479
I drive like a bloody maniac? What about
your driving? It's you you should be
380
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,620
apologising. Oh, yeah? If you weren't
in... What?
381
00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:48,539
I'm sorry, that was well out of order.
No, no. If I wasn't what? In a
382
00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:50,959
wheelchair. Well, that's a pretty feeble
excuse.
383
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,040
Come on, then. Try it. Well, I might
just do that.
384
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:58,860
What are you going to do? Let me tie us
down? Oh, very brave. Ben, sit down.
385
00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:01,760
And you, put your brake on.
386
00:25:01,761 --> 00:25:02,939
Oh, Mum.
387
00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:04,680
You see where aggression gets you?
388
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,890
Right.
389
00:25:06,891 --> 00:25:10,759
Now, I think the best thing to do is to
agree that there were faults on both
390
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:14,439
sides. What about this note, then? What
about your driving? What about your
391
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,619
driving? Can't you just forget about
that?
392
00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:18,420
You see? You don't understand.
393
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,130
Oh, I see.
394
00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:22,320
Honour must be satisfied, is it?
395
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:23,850
Exactly.
396
00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:25,860
Fair content.
397
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,070
Vacation.
398
00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:26,430
You're rubbish.
399
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,730
Thanks, son.
400
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,320
Anyone for a hot dog?
401
00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:30,750
Yes, please.
402
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,450
Jenny?
403
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,490
Why not?
404
00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:50,800
Come on, then, darling moth. Let's take
Joff for a drink.
405
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:52,410
Fair enough.
406
00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:58,160
Course I would have won normally things
being what they are what?
407
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:06,079
You're gonna have to take care of me,
you know from now on why I Did a test
408
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:11,799
yesterday According to that
409
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,560
I'm pregnant
410
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:19,160
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