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Come on.
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Come on.
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White bread.
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White sugar.
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Sausages.
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Bacon.
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Cream.
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She'll come home one day to find her
husband slumped over a chipped butty
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his heart turned to cement.
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Butty sod.
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Eh? No.
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I don't want people getting in with me.
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Anyway, I've been waiting three quarters
of an hour.
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Can we go home now?
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We had to be in Hammersmith for that
thermostat ten minutes ago.
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Well, let's forget it.
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No! Why not?
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Because!
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Is it raining?
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You ought to be out of them things.
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Later.
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What's this?
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Call me madam.
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I usually do.
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Why can't we go home?
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Because one of us here is in charge.
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Yeah, the one with wet knickers.
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Thanks for coming round and dropping the
keys in this morning.
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Over to you.
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What's this lot be?
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Cold cups and winter salad supreme.
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Where's the cold floor?
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I'll do it.
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A coleslaw is winter salad as well as
ordinary salad.
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A coleslaw is everything here.
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It's a garnish, it's a main course, and
in first class it's a herbal faith
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scrub. I think the real reason is you
don't have to bother to be air -sick.
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You can just put it straight in your
brown paper bag.
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And to heck with the diet.
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So why did you say you'd do it then?
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What, look after next door? Well,
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I felt bad about pulling a rose bush off
the wall and cutting off its roots
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and... She wanted someone to look after
the dog.
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You mean farty? Thought it usually went
off to the country somewhere.
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The country?
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There's still trees uprooted from the
last hurricane.
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It's like in that house.
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Sort of a cross between late
contemporary and early retirement.
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Takes me half an hour to wind the cuckoo
clock.
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Cuckoo clock?
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Did you peek in the bedroom?
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Of course not. But you did. I did not.
You did.
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Rona, that wouldn't be right. She'd
trust me.
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Hmm.
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And? On her side, there's a Barbara
Cartland and a box of matchmakers.
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And on his side, there's a pipe cleaner
and a tin of shellac.
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Or the other way round.
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True? Chicken Le Grand V.
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Oh.
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As a result, not too much trouble.
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I'll just have to sneak in with his
meals while he's asleep.
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Why? Well, if he barks, he also... Oh.
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I don't know why they bother leaving him
behind, really. One good wolf and he
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could fly behind the 747.
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Thank God for that.
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These are no more late this week.
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Well, shouldn't we finish these?
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So -so.
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God, I'm worn out.
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Oh, me too.
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Lucky Ben's doing the food tonight.
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How did you swing that?
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squirmed a bit when the order came from
the International Court of Human Rights,
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but apart from the crying, she was fine.
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Where do you think they find such tiny
drumsticks?
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I don't know.
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There's a mouse over there with a
walking frame.
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Um, too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for
my shirt. So sexy that it hurts.
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Shut up!
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And, um, too sexy for my sister.
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Too sexy for my sister.
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Your face looks like a blister.
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these bags into the kitchen. Oh.
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And grow your hair.
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What?
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Oh.
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What is it?
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Oh. Hello, love.
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What's the matter?
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I'm not sure.
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I've got a headache and I feel lousy.
Are you hot?
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Yeah. Have you taken anything?
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No. Why not?
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Oh, please. I'm not well.
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You need aspirin.
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Just leave me alone.
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I'll be alright.
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Sure? Yeah.
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Do you want me to get you one?
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Yes, please.
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Right. I didn't put this shop in the
way.
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I'll do it.
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Thank you.
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No, don't put a light on. It's too
bright.
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Okay.
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But don't shut the door.
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It's too dark.
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Turn the light on the landing on. All
right. No, it's too bright.
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Still too dark.
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Try shutting the door a bit more.
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No!
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I could just stand here and turn the
light on and off periodically.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm not well.
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How's that?
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Well... Good.
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Mum, it was on TV that there's a fire in
the high street. No, you can't. They
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put the bodies in bags.
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Get one for his bedroom.
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A bag or a body?
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Don't be silly.
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Well, if your father pegs out this
evening, you can put him out for the bin
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I promise.
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Oh, you never let me do anything good.
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Oh, what's that coconut doing in here?
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Ha, ha.
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It's sweet.
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I bet your chest is like dried prunes by
now.
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At least the bath is the same colour
when I get out.
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Jenny, I need you to go to the Asian
shop for some aspirin. Why?
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I'm going to make them into exciting
jewellery. Your father's got the flu.
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Now we'll all get it. I want it first.
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Weird. Get a big bottle. I can't. I've
got to get ready.
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For what? I told Jason I might meet him
at the precinct.
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You know what we said.
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Boyfriends are all right at weekends.
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We didn't say that. And how many weeks
is it to your exam?
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Here it comes again. You should be
studying.
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They've abolished the KGB, you know. Not
in this house.
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Here's the money.
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I think I went child line. Good. Tell
Esther those dresses are horrible.
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I could go to the hospital and get the
aspirin. Nice try, Gaggar.
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What you could do is go next door and
feed the door.
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I don't think so.
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What did I tell you? Mother.
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Come and sit down.
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Oh, no, please, not one of your talks.
What do you mean?
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Jenny, I want to talk to you like an
adult.
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You're grown up now and you have to
behave like one. So do exactly as I tell
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you. It's like Oprah Winfrey joined the
Nazis.
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Damn, I thought that one would last at
least another year.
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Don't patronise me.
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Two tablets every four hours.
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Brought you some aspirin. I can't
swallow those. Yes, you can.
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You know I can't swallow pills.
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You've swallowed bits of pizza ten times
this size.
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That's different.
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Come on, sit up.
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Put this in.
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And just swallow.
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I can't.
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Don't think about it. Just swallow.
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Oh, go ahead.
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Dad said it was all right. When?
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Just now.
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What exactly did you ask him?
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I said, all right, if I go out. And he
said?
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Well, he made a sort of, yes, sort of
noise.
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What did it sound like?
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Sort of... Very clever.
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Now, raise my lips.
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Go upstairs and study for your exam.
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You can't make me.
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ever tell you about the girl who woke up
one morning and found her hair been
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backcombed into a bouffant? Oh, very
funny.
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Look, I've been on nights all last week.
I've got no help in this house and I'm
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pretty close to the edge. Something soon
is going to send me right over the
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brink.
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I'll probably grow up emotionally
retarded.
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And it's all your fault.
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Thank you.
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What do you think it is?
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I don't know. Perhaps you should go to
the doctor.
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No. Why not?
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It might be something.
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Such as what?
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Nothing. What?
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It might be brain tumour.
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I don't think so.
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Why not?
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Well, you'd have other symptoms as well.
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What symptoms?
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I'm not going to tell you. Why?
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Look, just tell me what symptoms you
have got.
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Headache.
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Hot. Shivering.
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Lack of energy.
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It's just a virus.
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Virus? What virus?
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I don't know. There's hundreds of
viruses.
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Flu, probably.
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But have they?
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Right.
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What?
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after I've fed the kids, and you'll feel
better in no time.
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All right, go back to bed. What is it?
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Dad's blind chunks.
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It's all right. Go to sleep, Jenny.
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What's made him say that?
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I'm sorry.
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I could stop it now.
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God, you look like death. Go to sleep.
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Are you all right now?
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I'm not sure.
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I'll move down to the sofa.
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Hello?
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laughter
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Do that, if I were you.
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Could I have a word with the pharmacy,
please?
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Certainly. Mr Parrot?
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Yes?
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Oh, yes.
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I'm afraid they make you the head
office.
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Everyone in the shop thinks it's very
amusing.
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How can I help?
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Well, it's two things, actually.
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I think my husband has some kind of
virus.
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Yes? He's got headaches, loss of energy,
fever.
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Well, certainly sounds like one.
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And I suppose being sick will be part of
it.
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Quite probably.
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Or it could be poisoning.
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Poisoning?
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Salmonella or some minor bacterium.
Either way, aspirin should relieve the
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symptoms. Preferably soluble.
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Right.
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I suppose I could give these to a dog if
I wanted to.
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Why do you ask?
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I mean, if I hadn't any dog aspirins,
it's the same thing, isn't it, and vice
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versa? Well, pretty much, yes.
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How do you mean, vice versa?
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Well, I mean, if I accidentally gave my
husband a dog aspirin.
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Well, no, there's no substantial
difference.
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One won't have any effect.
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You were thinking of just the one.
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Oh, yes.
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Good.
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You said there were two things.
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Oh, yes. Do you have anything for
flatulence? For your husband?
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No, it's for... It's for me.
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I see.
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And when does this flatulence occur?
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Um... When I make a noise and when I get
excited.
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See what I can do.
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You've got a lot to answer for.
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How long
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do you think Ben will be off work?
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God knows.
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He always exaggerates.
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He doesn't really believe I feel
anything when I'm ill. He thinks
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some kind of painkiller.
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It'd be different if they had the
children.
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Ben would need an epidural to get
through the conception.
264
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I think he's really ill.
265
00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:16,120
Oh, yes.
266
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He just hasn't got any patience.
267
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Oh, I'm sorry.
268
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I didn't get a wink of sleep last night.
269
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Oh, yes.
270
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Oh, not that.
271
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Coming off nights, my body clock's still
slow.
272
00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:31,180
Never stopped you giving it a good
whine?
273
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,990
This job's playing havoc with my love
life.
274
00:20:34,991 --> 00:20:38,739
Ralph Lundgren's body was in front of me
right now. I wouldn't know whether to
275
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,420
grope it or put an onion ring on it.
276
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:43,430
Either way, it will make your eyes water
eventually.
277
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Bill.
278
00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:48,519
Oh, I didn't get much sleep either. What
with Ben and that awful thunder.
279
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,080
Thunder? You must have heard it. It was
awful.
280
00:20:51,081 --> 00:20:54,099
I was reading till five o 'clock. I
didn't hear a thing.
281
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,020
Well, you must have seen the lightning.
282
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,340
Shut up!
283
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,560
You do realise this is supposed to be
pear and almond ambrosia?
284
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:05,110
Oh, no.
285
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:06,890
Seventy cold floors.
286
00:21:07,370 --> 00:21:08,810
What flight is it, Bea?
287
00:21:09,090 --> 00:21:10,370
Charles de la Palma.
288
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,500
Oh, I'll stick cherries on the top
they'll never notice.
289
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,500
Bill?
290
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:19,860
Is that you?
291
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,670
Yes. How are you feeling?
292
00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:24,080
I was sick again.
293
00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:25,480
Oh, dear.
294
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:26,700
Twice.
295
00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:29,100
Apart from that?
296
00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:30,410
Still got a headache.
297
00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,950
Oh. Well, not better yet.
298
00:21:32,951 --> 00:21:35,339
Did you take the proper aspirin I left
you?
299
00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:36,390
Proper aspirin.
300
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,610
Soluble aspirin?
301
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,760
No. Well, what have you eaten?
302
00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:42,380
I didn't feel like making anything.
303
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,490
I suppose you want me to make you
something.
304
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,890
Yes, please.
305
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:51,700
Look, Ben, you've got to start taking
responsibility for your own health.
306
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,280
You've just got a virus. You're not
dying.
307
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:55,940
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
308
00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:58,270
All right.
309
00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:01,180
I'll make you some soup after I've fed
the dog.
310
00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:02,710
After the dog?
311
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,850
Yes.
312
00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:05,670
special for him.
313
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:08,390
Mum?
314
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,550
What?
315
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,340
You were right about my exams.
316
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:23,560
I've shared studies so I can get my
GCSEs.
317
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,040
What's brought this on?
318
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:31,520
Just, if I don't get them, I could be
stuck in a dead -end job like yours.
319
00:22:31,821 --> 00:22:35,889
Sorry, I didn't mean to... No, it's all
right.
320
00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:38,050
It is a dead -end job. I hate it.
321
00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:41,270
But I'm glad you've noticed by yourself.
322
00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:43,640
Thanks.
323
00:22:43,641 --> 00:22:46,109
And I can still see Jason at weekends,
can't I?
324
00:22:46,110 --> 00:22:47,160
Of course.
325
00:22:49,090 --> 00:22:51,870
The dead body underneath you will be
mine.
326
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,230
Well,
327
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:21,680
he'll be all right, Dad.
328
00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,070
Where's your son?
329
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:24,910
They're coming.
330
00:23:24,911 --> 00:23:26,539
This way.
331
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:27,590
Thank you.
332
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,620
So, what do you think the trouble is?
333
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,920
Could we talk?
334
00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:36,180
Oh, right. Upstairs, kids.
335
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:37,630
Why?
336
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,160
I'll play you a game, boy.
337
00:23:41,411 --> 00:23:46,099
Well, the symptoms are quite
straightforward.
338
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:48,690
Sickness, fever, lack of energy. It
could be a virus.
339
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,890
Oh.
340
00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:54,500
I have to ask you to consider the
possibility that, well,
341
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,840
it might be kinder to put him down.
342
00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:03,100
What? Well, Rufus is a very old dog.
343
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:09,279
Your neighbor has known that his
digestive system has been, well, ailing
344
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,330
some time.
345
00:24:10,410 --> 00:24:13,430
I did warn her that a bad virus could
lead to kidney failure.
346
00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:14,880
But it'll get better.
347
00:24:14,930 --> 00:24:18,960
Well, even if he does partially recover,
he'll be in constant pain and distress.
348
00:24:19,570 --> 00:24:22,250
Look, I'll give him a painkilling
injection for now.
349
00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:24,070
Leave you to have a think.
350
00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:27,040
Right.
351
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:29,800
Ben?
352
00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:31,310
Oh, we can't. We can't do that.
353
00:24:31,630 --> 00:24:33,010
Well, you heard what he said.
354
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,270
It's not even ours.
355
00:24:34,271 --> 00:24:36,489
What are you going to tell her when she
gets back?
356
00:24:36,490 --> 00:24:39,560
Hello, have a nice holiday. We could use
your dog. Tea, anyone?
357
00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:44,300
days before she gets back. We can't
leave him in pain all that time.
358
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,650
Ben.
359
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:50,550
What if it was me?
360
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,250
It isn't you.
361
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:58,199
No. What if this wasn't just flu and it
was me dying in the next room? What
362
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,250
would you do then?
363
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,420
You wouldn't, would you?
364
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,960
I'm going to tell him to go ahead.
365
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,620
It's all we can do for Rufus now.
366
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,700
Can we come down now?
367
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,610
Sure.
368
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:20,000
Dad, what's going to happen to Farty?
369
00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:24,660
Well, I expect he's going away to the
country to be looked after.
370
00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:26,790
Right, Dad?
371
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,330
Thanks, Jen, but I think your brother's
old enough now to be told the truth.
372
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,560
The fact of the matter is he's going to
have to be put down.
373
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:38,550
Why?
374
00:25:41,389 --> 00:25:45,390
Because... Because your mother is a dog
murderer.
375
00:25:57,170 --> 00:25:58,230
Bedtime now.
376
00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:04,630
You too, Jenny.
377
00:26:07,390 --> 00:26:08,440
Good night.
378
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,730
say to them?
379
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,550
Nothing. Well, you must have said
something.
380
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,420
I didn't explain it very well, sorry.
381
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,320
How are you feeling now?
382
00:26:26,321 --> 00:26:29,519
Oh, better, much better. I'm thinking of
going back to work tomorrow.
383
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:30,570
Oh, good.
384
00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:36,330
I'm not looking forward to telling Mrs
Grimes.
385
00:26:36,331 --> 00:26:40,939
Well, we've got ten days to sit down and
talk about how you're going to tell
386
00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:41,899
her.
387
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:42,980
I'm going to tell her?
388
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,060
Well, you did it. We both did it.
389
00:26:46,550 --> 00:26:50,530
I've asked the vet to, you know, hang on
to the body.
390
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,160
They might want to do something with
him.
391
00:26:53,310 --> 00:26:54,360
What, what?
392
00:26:54,510 --> 00:26:57,610
Well, they've got pipe cleaners and a
tin of shellac.
393
00:26:59,330 --> 00:27:00,990
I don't think that's very funny.
394
00:27:01,890 --> 00:27:02,940
Neither do I.
395
00:27:04,450 --> 00:27:08,510
At least it seems to have cured David of
his obsession with death.
396
00:27:09,190 --> 00:27:12,560
He's never been the same since you took
him to see the Addams family.
397
00:27:12,950 --> 00:27:14,000
No.
398
00:27:16,810 --> 00:27:17,860
I've been thinking.
399
00:27:19,910 --> 00:27:21,190
You hate that bloody job.
400
00:27:21,610 --> 00:27:22,750
Business is good for me.
401
00:27:23,290 --> 00:27:26,300
So why don't you pack it in and stay at
home like the old days?
402
00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:28,470
Do you mean the good old days?
403
00:27:28,870 --> 00:27:29,920
Yeah.
404
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,210
No, I don't think so.
405
00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:38,580
I think I'll stay there till I work out
what I really want to do.
406
00:27:39,370 --> 00:27:40,420
Just a thought.
407
00:27:40,801 --> 00:27:45,759
You never did answer my question,
though, did you?
408
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:46,810
What question?
409
00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:50,080
If I was ill and you had to make the
decision.
410
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,080
Oh, Ben, don't be so morbid. Oh, come
on, I want to know.
411
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,290
If that light switch was my life support
system, what would you do?
412
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,620
Oh, the body's gone stiff already.
413
00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:16,220
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