All language subtitles for 227 s05e23 The Class of 90

There's no place like home.

With your family around you, you're
never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam. Cause there's no place

home.

Times are changing every day.

We won't get by with no flame or wave.

Pulling together, we'll make it right.

With help from our friends, I... So we
can try Cause there's no place like home

With your family around you You're never
alone When you know that you love You

don't need to roam Cause there ain't no
place like There ain't no place

like Cause there ain't no place like
There's no place like home

I mean no place like

Larry, would you stop being such a fuss
budget?

Now, baby, you know my mama.

Her main mission in life is to find dust
bunnies and bust them before they can

multiply.

Look, she's not coming here for an
inspection. She's coming here because

little girl is graduating from high
school.

Daddy, I'm not a little girl.

Face it, baby. Even when you get to be a
grandmama, you'll be daddy's little

girl.

Okay, then when I'm 65, I can come home
and ask for my allowance, right?

That's right.

The same five dollars.

Hi, Lester. Hi, Lester.

Hi. Yo, Mr.

Jenkins. Yo, yourself, Calvin.

Glad to see you can make it for the
graduation.

It ought to. She's been cleaning nonstop
for a week. Come on, Captain. Let's go

in the back and check out the playoffs.

Uh, Miss Shea, those are for the guests.

Guests who?

Oh.

What's wrong, Mary?

Child, I think those flapjacks I had
this morning are doing flip -flops in my

stomach.

Now, that's impossible. You know I'm ten
years younger than you.

In your other life.

And I see you brought Father Meriwether
with you.

Very funny, Mary.

He is on an undercover assignment.

It was either this or a nun.

Actually, I tried to have it on him, but
it made me look like a seven -foot, two

-inch penguin.

Clean. As a whistle.

Hi, there.

Hi, Daddy.

Nice to meet you.

Hey,

Mom. Hey,

Mom.

Don't even think about it.

Travis, where's my father?

I knew I left somebody at the airport,
Travis.

I'm just kidding.

He's watching the luggage. Go get him.
Come on. Go get him.

Well, Carolyn and Henry Hurley, let me
present my husband, Warren Merriweather.

You married a priest?

A high priest.

No, no, no. You see, Warren is a police
officer. I'm dressed this way because

I'm going undercover.

Oh, somebody cheating at bingo again?

Why don't you and Eva bring in some more
refreshments? Okay. Oh, and I'll help.

All the cookies are gone.

Excuse me, I don't think we ever met
before.

Oh, I'm a friend of your father's. Oh,
sir, I want you to meet Mrs. Hayes.

what a coincidence. You two bumping into
each other in Washington.

Oh, no coincidence.

I came with him.

This is Mary.

Hello, Mary.

And this is the cutest little
granddaughter ever born. Hey.

Pumpkins. Mary.

My father's traveling with a woman.

It's okay for you.

planning my future. Brenda, take a tip
from a woman of experience.

Be anything you want to be. Just wear
sensible shoes.

Look what I found.

I sure hope that finger means I'm number
one.

Just on the toilet paper roller.

No, and I put a whole roll on it just to
hide it from you.

Let me give you a graduation present
now, honey. Ooh, all right.

Now, if you think that one's something,
wait until you see the gift that we got

you. Uh, maybe she could open out later.

Oh, nonsense.

We put a lot of time and thought into
our gift. We didn't just run out and buy

the first thing we saw. Henry.

Why?

That's why.

Two laptop computers. Now all I need is
another lap.

Um, dessert.

Is that apple turnovers? Sure is.

Oh, Milton.

Remember your cholesterol level.

Mrs. Hayes, that's my mama's recipe.

She always baked apple turnovers for
special occasions. It was her way of

saying, I love you.

Well, I'm saying the same thing. That's
why I'm telling him that's bad for him.

You're right, Ruby.

Ruby, that's my mama's name.

Well, it's my name, too.

Why don't I put these back in the
kitchen?

Just leave it right here. My dad wants
to eat apple turnovers. Nobody's going

stop him. Now, you eat, Dad.

I have a great idea. Is anyone
interested in seeing my class pictures?

think so, but we better get out of here
before Lester makes a complete ass of

himself.

Honey, what's wrong with you? Nothing,
except that a man who just lost his

loving wife is suddenly taking out -of
-town trips with another woman.

Just lost her? Honey, your mother's been
dead almost two years.

And as far as going out of town is
concerned, the man is way over 21.

And what about him calling her Ruby?

her name.

What you want him to call her? Hey, you?

Oh, baby, look.

If something were to happen to me, I'd
want you to be with someone else.

Just don't start auditioning now.

Well, I don't care what you say. I think
it's a damn shame.

And speaking of a damn shame, come on
in, Judy.

What is that delightful aroma?

Probably that cheap cologne you wear.

No, I was referring to the wonderful
smell of homemade apple turnovers.

Have one, won't you? Well, maybe I can
choke down just one.

Mary, you look a little green around the
gills.

Oh, don't tell me you're trying a new
makeup.

Kermit number three.

Thank you, Mr.

Piggy.

I think you ought to take yours back.
You take yours back. No, you take yours

back. You take yours back. Yours go
back.

Stop it.

Who are these delightful people?

These are Mary's parents, Mr. and Mrs.
Hurley. That's my dad, Milton, and his

friend, Mrs. Hayes. Julian Barlow, our
landlord.

My pleasure, my pleasure. By the by, at
what hotel are you fine people staying?

Julian is staying with us.

But... Why be so cramped when you can
spread out in a luxurious pent -out

at the Beverly Barlow Hotel?

How generous of you, Mr. Barlow.

Mary, I don't know why you said he was
such a stingy, money -grubbing person.

and all at the modest rate of only $200
a night.

$200 a night? They could stay at the
White House for that.

All right, all right.

For you, $50.

But there'll be no chocolates on the
pillow, no wake -up calls, and I'll have

lock up my ice machine.

Julian, where are you going to sleep?

In my room, of course.

But if you're in your room and the
Hurleys are sharing the second bedroom,

means Dad and his friend Mrs. Hayes have
to share the th...

What a great movie, huh? The acting, the
writing, the directing. I can't believe

it didn't walk off with an Oscar.

Gidget never looked better.

Milton, it's time we turned in. It's
after 2 o 'clock.

Oh, the night is still young.

But we're done.

I've seen people up all over town.
People just partying and carrying on.

Yes, what is going on?

Nothing, baby. I just came up to say
goodnight. That was three hours ago.

It's all this racket.

I am trying to sleep here.

And where do you get your sleep? Where?
Frederick's or Flintstone?

Now, look.

I've been very nice letting these people
stay here, but not turn my house into

an after -hours social club.

Well, we're sorry we woke you, and we're
on our way in now.

Well, good, because if I don't get my
full eight hours sleep, I get very

Child, you ain't slept in years, huh?

Uh, uh, come on, wait, Dad.

Only a few hours before daylight. Come
on, we could stay up all night.

Good night.

Lester Jenkins, I know what you're
trying to do, so give it up.

I'm not trying to do anything.

You think I tired him out?

Let's hang the trapeze over here, Ruby.

A trapeze?

And we're working without a net.

Good night, son.

Aren't you eating?

Come in.

Morning, Mary.

Nothing. Oh, good morning.

Well, if it isn't applying, we're
lenders.

Well, you're just in time for breakfast.

I'll make some more.

Oh, can I help? Oh, thank you.

Watch it, Pop. You didn't get the okay
from Mrs. Hayes.

Now, let's say you're not being fair to
me or Mrs. Hayes. And you're not being

fair to me or Mom.

Well, what do you want me to do? Your
mother died, not me.

I'm still living, son, and I need some
companionship.

I'd get you a dog.

Now you're acting like a child. Well,
maybe so, but you're the one that

that woman here.

Lester! Oh, no, wait.

Lester's right.

Maybe I don't belong here.

Don't be ridiculous.

Well, he needs a little more time,
Milton.

So I'll just get my things together, and
I'll fly out of here this afternoon.

Oh, Mrs. Hayes, please don't do that.

Mary, if she wants to go, it's her
decision. If she goes, then I'm going

with her. Fine, miss your
granddaughter's graduation.

See if I care. Go on.

You're behaving like a silly... Mary,
what's the matter with you?

Get a doctor.

Call 911, quick.

Have

you

heard anything?

Not yet, but I'm sure they're doing the
best they can. She's at the best

hospital in Washington.

He's right.

President Reagan had his.

Henry, did he have his nose or his booty
fixed yet?

Well, don't ask me. I'm a Democrat.

What's the matter? What's wrong?

What's his sign?

She said she's so upset about Mrs.
Jenkins if something was to happen to

she wouldn't know what to do.

What's she saying now?

And she also wants to know where the
cafeteria is.

Lester Jenkins?

Yes!

Lester Jenkins, how's my wife?

Well, I don't think we're going to need
him.

Oh, he's not a priest.

He plays center for the Vatican
basketball team.

She's kidding. I play forward. The big
guy, he plays center, and it's his ball.

Oh, I see.

Psychiatry on three.

How's my wife?

We'll be fine. Just as soon as we remove
our appendix.

Hey,

baby, don't worry. Everything's going to
be fine.

It's my fault.

I should have had her appendix removed
with a tonsil.

Mary, sweetheart, be all right.

I will.

I love you, Mommy.

I love you, too.

And, baby.

Yeah? Remember what I said yesterday
about finding someone else if something

should happen to me?

Yeah. I lied.

What's wrong with her now?

She said the gurney read over her foot.

Hey, Mary.

I know you can't hear me, but I just
talked to the doctor and he said you did

just great.

You sure gave all of us a big scare,
though.

I don't know what I'd ever do if I lost
you.

Would you mind holding it down?

I'm healing here.

I'm sorry. I guess I got a little
carried away.

You a first -timer?

Yeah, my wife is going to have just had
an appendectomy. I read her charts.

Nothing to those babies. I had two of
them.

I've been written up in a lot of medical
journals.

What are you in here for? I've had
extensive facial reconstruction.

Eyes, nose, lips, cheek, neck, you name
it. Hell, I had.

That must have been some accident. What
accident?

It was an anniversary gift from my
husband.

I think he wants to make love to another
woman without cheating on me.

Excuse me, my wife is calling.

I'm right here, baby.

Oh, hi, honey.

What do we have, a boy or a girl?

You had an appendectomy and you're doing
just fine.

If that's a mirror, you lying to me.

I'm Luann Costello.

If you get me out of here, I ain't
sharing the room with no mummy.

You hurt her feelings.

Don't worry about my feelings. I had
them removed in 82.

Don't wake the chipper.

Our eyes are open. We're awake.

And we're ready to take our temperature.

I hope it ain't where our sun don't
shine.

When do we go home?

Well, I go home at 7.

But we're going to be here for a few
days.

We can't be here a few days.

Our daughter, and that our does not
include you, our daughter is graduating

tomorrow, and I intend to be there.

Mary, I spoke to the doctor about that,
and he said that's impossible.

I am not missing Brenda's graduation.

Daddy,

you okay?

I'm fine. Go on back to sleep.

Are you sure you got one of those Mary,
I need to talk looks on your face?

Yeah, well, your mama's not here.

I am.

I'm okay, sugar. Go on back to bed.

Good night.

Good night.

No, wait.

Don't go.

It's Grandpa, isn't it?

I don't understand him. How could he
forget Mama so soon?

Well, what makes you think he forgot
Grandma?

He's running around with another woman.
At least he could have done what he

talked to me about at first.

Well, maybe he knew how you react.

And what's that supposed to mean?

Daddy, sometimes you see things from
just one side.

Well, that's enough talk for tonight.

Daddy, that's exactly what I mean. You
invited me to sit down and talk. Now sit

down and talk.

Have you ever asked Grandpa if he missed
Grandma?

Well, no.

It's not exactly something you talk
about.

Well, why not, Daddy? It's something you
both share.

I wouldn't know what to say.

Just go to him. He'll know what to say.
Trust me, parents always do.

Sometimes daughters do, too, huh?

Thanks, sugar.

Love you, Daddy.

All right.

I knew when I put a door down here this
would happen.

All right, all right.

Holy smokies. Let's just 1 o 'clock in
the morning.

You better have a rent check in your
pocket.

You don't have to talk to my father. Get
him up. Oh, can it wait?

Just do it, Kimo Sabe.

This.

I heard that Billy Dee sees one of these
water masks every night. We all know

how good he looks.

Billy Dee, you're going to need a hell
of a lot more water than this.

You better sleep with your head in the
Potomac River. Now wake up, my father.

It's all right, Julian. I'm awake.

I'm going back to sleep. Now, if you two
go at it again, please avoid my china.

It's rented.

Dad, we need to talk.

Well, let's get at it.

You think I've forgotten your mother,
don't you?

It seems that way.

Lester, don't you know you can't forget
a woman you've lived with and loved for

50 years?

She's in my heart with every breath I
take. Then why are you replacing her

another woman? I'm not replacing her
with another woman.

Don't you feel lonely with Mary in the
hospital?

Multiply that by two years of empty
nights.

Ruby just wants to see the rest of my
life as full of love, like the first.

Is that asking too much?

Well...

No, but... Why didn't you tell me about
it before you brought it here? I was

afraid you'd act the way you did.

But you're right.

I should have told you.

And I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry, too, Dad.

Champ. All right.

Listen, let's wake Ruby up. I want to
apologize to her. No, we can wait till

tomorrow. If she saw Billy Dee and she's
got one of those masks on... Ugly.

There is no way I'm missing my
daughter's graduation.

Luann, cool it. You'll blow my escape.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to drink
some juice.

I can't figure out where they put my
mouth this time.

Dr. Valenzuela, report to emergency.

And where do we think we're going?

Back to our bed.

Very good.

Come on, hop on in there.

Well, it's just as well.

In this hospital gown, those auditorium
seats would have froze my backside.

Oh, Dr. Pierce.

Time to remove our bandages, Mrs.
Costello.

Well, break a face.

Hi, Mrs. Jenkins.

Oh, hi, Calvin.

Hi, Mommy.

Hi, honey.

How's my little scholar?

I didn't graduate.

This is a joke, right?

It was the shot that I threw.

Can I get my gift back?

Brenda, what happened?

Oh, she went right up to the podium.

Yeah, you would have loved it too, Mary.
She looked so educated.

Is anybody going to tell me what
happened? They played a stirring

pomp and circumstance, but she refused
to take her diploma.

Brenda, what happened? Now, don't be mad
at her.

But, Mama... Now, Mary, you should be
very proud.

Took a lot of guts. She's a real hurly.

She's a jinkus, right, Milton?

That's right.

Mom, I couldn't accept my diploma
because I knew how much it meant for you

there.

I know, honey, but... And even more
important, Mom, I wanted you there.

Uh, I used my influence. I went to the
principal, Mr. Cromwell. We reminded him

who I was, and, uh... Mr.

Jenkins, come on down!

Hey, look who's here.

Principal Cromwell!

Well, Mrs. Jenkins, this is a bit
unusual, holding a graduation in a

But, uh...

What's his name made such an impassioned
feeling?

You helped out so much at school, how
could I say no?

Ready, Brenda?

Go get him, Brenda.

And now, Brenda Jenkins, it is my
pleasure as principal of Waverly High

to bestow on you a 1990 diploma with
honors.

Brenda Marie Jenkins.

Hooray!

Oh, honey, it seems like just yesterday
you were yelling and screaming and

keeping us up all night.

And now my baby's all grown up.

Almost.

You did us all proud.

I couldn't have done it without you,
Mom.

Oh, no!

I don't believe this!

Oh, my God!

Luann, what's the matter?

What's the matter?

I'd make him give me my money back.