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They had no place like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam. Cause there's no place
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home.
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Times are changing every day.
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We won't get by with no flame or wave.
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Pulling together, we'll make it right.
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With help from our friends.
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We'll be right back.
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Last time on 227... So this is Atlantic
City.
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The only sound I want to hear is the
voice of Luther Bandro. I told you, you
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too young to be in a casino.
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I'm saved!
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I can win that contest!
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Those Luther Bandro tickets are as good
as mine!
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Somebody show him my bro!
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Now this gambling is a fever, a disease,
a sickness.
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Lester, how would you like to own a part
of the bicycle?
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Will you marry me?
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Yes.
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What room are you in?
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512.
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What do you want to tell me?
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It can wait.
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And now part two.
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Where's that scarf?
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Uh -oh, I know that sound.
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That's the sound of I'm upset, but I'm
not going to talk about it. I'm just
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going to slam drawers instead sound.
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friend is marrying a man who's bringing
a date to his own wedding. Now, if you
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were me, you would be slamming your
drawers, too.
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Okay, okay, but don't get involved.
Let's go down and have some breakfast.
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You'll feel better, and so will the
furniture.
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Fine. You go, and I'll be down later.
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All right, I'll go ahead, but I'll order
for you. What do you want for
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breakfast? Toast, juice, coffee, and
Warren's head on a platter.
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Okay, one Warren's head platter. Coming
up.
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Mary Jenkins, you are going overboard
with this gambling.
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Well, baby, if I'm overboard, $5 ,000
will buy me a nice lifeboat.
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You want $5 ,000?
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I was just practicing for when she
really wins.
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In case a new kid can walk away a
winner.
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Uh -uh.
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Look, I'm not leaving until I get a
yacht to go with that lifeboat.
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That's tough.
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I've got to have your answer. Are you or
are you not going to invest in Jerry
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the Bicycle Washington?
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Well, Julian, you know, I've always
dreamed of owning a piece of a fighter,
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I can't get to the bank.
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Don't worry about it, baby.
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Lady Luck is on the scene.
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I'll cash in my tips and give you the
bread, okay?
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Oh, Mary, I couldn't take money from
you.
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Lester, that is a sexist remark.
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Her money is just as green as the next
guy's.
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That's right, and this is the place
where dreams come true. Go for it.
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Well, okay, Julian, you got a deal.
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Well, partner, how are you at handling
spit buckets?
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Oh, spit bucket, I love fights. Oh, I'm
sorry, Granny.
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guys would work. My own dad didn't
recognize us. Yeah, we in.
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Come on, Walt.
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Let's get that slut machine and win that
all -terrain vehicle.
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Well, now I hope it has orthopedic
super.
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Morning, folks.
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Morning.
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Wait a minute, you two.
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Something wrong, son?
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Brenda, Calvin, out.
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You don't see many senior citizens
wearing high -top Air Jordans.
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Move it!
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Touch it.
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Feel it.
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$6 ,500.
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Right!
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You should put that in a hotel safe. If
Poe had done it with her brooch, she'd
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still have it.
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Yeah. It's not been a very happy
birthday for her, is it?
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No, she's taking it real hard, too. I
saw her at the luncheon buffet. She only
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had 16 helpings.
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Well, $3 ,000 for Lester.
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Promised him he could buy a piece of the
racket.
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Hey, the Hotel Neptune proudly presents
that sultan of silence, that maestro of
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mine, Travis Phillips!
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Here's me entering a room.
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Now, here's me entering a windy room.
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Now, here's me leaning against a wall.
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is a terrible thing to waste.
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Travis, what are you doing this for? I
entered that comedy contest so I could
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win those tickets so Pearl could go see
Luther.
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What? You don't have Pearl's tickets
yet?
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Here's me being yanked out of a room by
a rope.
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Travis!
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If you don't get Pearl's tickets, you're
going to be dangling from that rope.
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I've got to go see how he does that rope
trick.
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got to go find my Warren, because we
have lots of wedding plans to make.
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Rose, Rose, are you sure you're doing
the right thing? I mean, marriage isn't
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something you just dive into, you know.
Oh, Mary, I'm not just diving. I'm doing
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a half gainer with a triple twist.
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Oh, Mary, I know what you're trying to
say. You want to make sure that I'm
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Well, sure.
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Well, let me reassure you that I'm sure.
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Warren is the only man for me, and I'm
also sure that I'm the only woman for
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Warren. Yes, yes, Rose, Rose. But are
you really sure?
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Sure!
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Don't be so sure.
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Nine is a point. Make your bets.
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All right.
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Let's see.
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Chip, chip here, and a chip, chip there,
and a here chip.
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There are chips everywhere.
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A chip chip.
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Mary, you're really getting good at
this.
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Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet, honey.
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Come on, dice. Be good to me.
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Luck be a lady tonight.
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Seminal. You lose.
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What you tell me?
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Mary, he's taking all your chips. That's
not a good sign.
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I don't lose. Other people lose.
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It won't work, Brenda.
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I'm not Brenda.
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Let me take my ID out.
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I don't care if you take out your teeth.
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You're going to care if I take out your
teeth. Where'd he go?
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How come a fantastic man like you hasn't
been snatched up already?
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Guess I've been waiting for the right
woman.
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To the right woman.
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Come on, 16, 16, come on.
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Make Mary a proud Mary.
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Yes. 17.
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Wait a minute.
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I'm only one point off. I know I should
get something.
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Oh, yeah.
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You get to experience the agony of
defeat.
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What is your best?
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I don't have any more chips.
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Mary,
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don't even think about it. You promised
that money to Lester.
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So you lied.
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Don't do it, Chuck.
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Bet it. Bet it.
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Are you in or out?
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She's out. She's out. You know how much
Zesta wants to own that fighter?
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She's in. She's in. Bet it all. Bet it
all. Bet it all.
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I'm in.
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Shame on you, Mary.
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Don't you love your husband?
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Oh, of course I do.
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Mary! Mary! I just saw Warren kissing
another woman.
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Oh, Rose, that's too bad.
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I gotta get my money. But Mary, how
could you do this to me?
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He's a louse, Rose. Let me get my money.
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But Mary, I...
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Look at me. Let me go. I gotta get my
money.
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I can't marry him now, Mary. The wedding
is off.
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Rose, let me go. Oh, Mary.
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Well, well, you lose.
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Oh, oh, Mary.
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Oh, Mary.
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Rose,
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Rose. Honey, listen, you gotta believe
me. What you saw, it's not what you
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think.
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You just got your fuckers caught in the
cookie jar.
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Rose, Rose, listen.
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I know I told you I wasn't going to do
any police work, but I recognized that
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woman. She's an international jewel
thief, and I was just pretending to
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her so that I could catch her in the
act.
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Now,
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I may have been gullible enough to fall
for you, but I ain't falling for that.
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No, I ain't falling for that. But she
really is a jewel thief.
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You take it. No, no, you take it. I want
you to take it. I don't want to take
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it. I'll take it.
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For safekeeping.
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Oh!
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Rose, Rose, listen to me. Oh, don't be
gross at me.
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No!
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Mary, I need that $3 ,000 for Julian.
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$3 ,000?
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Mm -hmm.
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I don't have it, honey. The hotel has
it. Oh, you put it in the safe, huh?
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Smart babe.
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Yeah, that's me. Smart babe.
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I'll tell you what.
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You go up in the hotel room, and I'll
get it from the hotel and see you in an
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hour. Okay, it's a date.
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And I'll be there waiting, thinking of
ways to thank you.
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Mr. Vandross, we'll do the best we can
to get your stolen property back.
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Yeah, see, that watch has great
sentimental value.
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My grandmother gave it to me when I won
my first music award.
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I remember it was inscribed, from
granny, for your granny.
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Here comes Mr. Merriweather. Maybe he
can help. He's a cop.
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Mr. Merriweather.
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Mr. Bandrose here just lost his watch.
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You think you got troubles? I just lost
a girlfriend.
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We're not dealing with an ordinary thief
here.
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Thank you, Jackie.
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And now, ladies and germs, how about a
big welcome for the
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comic stylings of Mr.
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Travis Fillmore.
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This is not funny.
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Hey, uh, Travis Fillmore.
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Travis Fillmore, ladies and gentlemen.
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Hey, that was Travis Fillmore. He just
flew in from Washington, D .C., and boy,
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were his jokes tired.
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Renton, New Jersey. Must be a big night
for you then. Boom! Bang, bang, bang,
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bang! Give me help here. Comedy stuff.
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Hey, wait a minute. Hey, what's this on
your head?
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The space shuttle? Is it going to take
off? I better get back!
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Comedy stuff.
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Oh, God. Well, look at this. My mom gave
me more court than this. Stop me now!
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Comedy stuff.
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Hey, am I wrong? These kids these days
with the rock and roll?
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With the songs now?
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Well, boy, George, do you want to hurt
me?
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Yes, we do!
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Like a virgin? I don't think so.
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Hey, comedy stuff.
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Milli Vanilli.
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With the, uh, blame it on the rain.
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Hey, blame it on your head. With those
crazy haircuts. Maybe I'm too old.
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stuff. I got guns and roses. Welcome to
the jungle. Hey, well, Paradise City.
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Believe me. It's not Paradise City. You
gotta be there with guns and roses. Wait
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a minute. Comedy stuff.
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I got, hey, Janet Jackson.
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Miss you much. If you ask me, I don't
miss you so much.
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The time has come for your applause to
crown the king of comedy.
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Who will win those tickets to see the
fabulous Luther Vandross?
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Will it be Jackie Brill?
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Will it be Donna...
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Now, the people have spoken. You're
everything. I am nothing.
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The winner is... this guy over here.
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Congratulations.
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You win the Luther Vandross tickets.
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I'm coming to see you, Luther.
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Oh, boy! We won! We won! Oh, boy, we
won!
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Oops, Daisy.
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We seem to have a little glitch here.
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This other guy here is disqualified.
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What? He wasn't officially entered. You
were. And the winner is Jackie Brill.
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I'm coming to kill you, Travis.
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Don't you want to save that for a rainy
day?
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Save it? I just borrowed it. I got to
turn this $10 into $3 ,000 and quick.
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Twenty, I'm home free.
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Blackjack? I'm homeless.
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Gotta have another chip in here
somewhere.
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Ma 'am, I've been looking all over for
you. I need the $3 ,000 to pay Julian
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now. Yes, it's time to feed the bicycle.
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Yeah, a man can't live by fist alone.
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Money. You want money?
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Ma 'am, is there a problem?
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No, no, no, there's no problem.
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Unless you call not having $3 ,000 a
problem.
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Where you lost all that money? No, it's
not lost. I know where it is.
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The casino has it.
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You mean to say you gambled my dreams
all down the drain?
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I couldn't help it, honey. It was these
voices and they... Rose's ring.
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That woman, she took Rose's ring.
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Rose's ring?
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I fought there once.
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Catch them, honey. She's getting them.
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Oh, I'm sorry. You have me confused with
someone else. No, no, you're Angela.
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I remember you came backstage after the
show for my autograph last night. You
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said when I sing, it makes your knees
squeak. No, that wasn't me. I have to
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No, no, it was you. I remember you even
admired my watch.
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Excuse me, miss. My wife thinks you may
have something that may belong to us.
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How dare you accuse me of... I believe
the word you're searching for is
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stealing.
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I've never stolen anything in my entire
life, and I don't appreciate your
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choosing me. Let me tell you, I am a
very honest human being. Stop making
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commotion. You're distracting the
patrons, and they're not gambling.
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Lester, what's going on here? Many think
this lady stole Rose's engagement ring.
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This is an outrage.
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If you don't believe me, search me.
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Okay.
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Excuse me, but I believe you dropped
something.
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I've never seen that purse before in my
life. Oh, really?
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Well, there's nothing in it but Rose's
ring, Pearl's brooch, some cufflinks.
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My cufflinks are gone!
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And a watch.
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That's mine.
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This'll never hold up in court.
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Oh, really?
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Well, you're a dumb international thief.
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Got all the loot and your driver's
license in here with your picture on it.
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24th. Give me a break.
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I'll handle it from here, Mary.
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Warren, you know me. Tell them who I am.
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Say something.
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Yeah, say something.
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You have the right to remain silent. You
have the right to an attorney. She
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really is a thief?
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I told you.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry I didn't trust you.
I trusted him, and what did it get me?
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Eight to ten, and for you, life.
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Life with me.
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Okay, let's go.
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Well, it looks like somebody's going to
get married after all.
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Mm -hmm. And if you ever gamble again,
somebody's going to get divorced.
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Pearl, why are you crying?
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The wedding hasn't even started yet.
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It's not the wedding.
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It's my birthday, and I haven't had a
chance to hear Luther.
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Come on, Pearl. I'm really sorry.
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I really tried with my stand -up comedy.
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Stand -up comedy?
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Don't you mean stand -up comedy?
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She's almost ready.
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I hope we're not too late. I got here as
quickly as we could, but it took us
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quite a while to revive the bicycle.
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You mean he lost?
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It was a lucky punch.
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It was a lucky eight punches.
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Oh, yeah.
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I stopped counting after the first one.
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Oh, sit down.
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Mary, I'm glad you lost that money. I
would have owned half of nothing. I'm
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going to go check on Warren.
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Oh, Mary.
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Mary, they told me you were in here.
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Luthor, you're here. I can't believe it.
I'm your greatest fan.
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Well, thank you, young lady. I really
appreciate that.
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Mary,
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I wanted to thank you for catching the
thief and for getting my watch back.
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Oh, think nothing of it. Just call me
Sherlock Homegirl.
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Well, listen, if there's anything you
need, anything I can do, just let me
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and it's yours.
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Well, it is Pearl's birthday. I'm 39.
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And she came all the way to Atlantic
City just to hear you sing.
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But we weren't able to get tickets, you
don't suppose?
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I'm sorry, but if I weren't Luther
Vandross, I wouldn't be able to get
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myself.
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Well, she's here, and you're here, and
I've got an idea.
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delightful pleasure to introduce to you
for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs.
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Warren
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