All language subtitles for 227 s05e14 Come the Revolution

There's no place like home.

With your family around you, you're
never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam. Cause there's no place

home.

Times are changing every day.

We won't get by with old flame away.

No, no. Pulling together, we'll make it
right.

With help from our friends, I know we
can try. Cause there's no place like

With your family around you, you're
never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam. Cause there ain't no place

like home. There ain't no place like
home.

I mean, no place, John.

Hi,

Mary. Hi.

Hi, Mary.

Hi.

Oh, this is so nice of you ladies to
help Brenda with her Saturday night

Oh, think nothing of it. We were kids
once, right?

It's been so long, I forgot.

Well, anyway, to show my appreciation, I
got you each a little gift.

Oh, Mary.

You shouldn't have. What is it?

Earplugs. Shall Saturday night 227 will
be rockin' and rollin'. Well, Mary, how

are you and Lester being able to put up
with all that noise?

Oh, honey, we got us some deluxe
earplugs with triple pads and we have a

seal for our bedroom door. All right.

Girl, I gotta hand it to you. You know,
my parents never trust their furniture

with me and my friends.

Come to think about it, they still don't
trust me with it.

Child, who's anything about trust? We're
installing video cameras over each

piece of furniture.

What a good idea. If you take the party,
then Brenda can show it to her

grandchildren.

You know what? If Brenda needs any more
help with the party, tell her she can

call us.

Speak of the devil.

Here she comes.

Let's see if these things really work.

Hey, everybody.

These are my friends, Lisa and Karen.

Hi.

Say hi, everybody.

What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?

They're wearing earplugs, dear.

In case your Saturday night party hits
the sonic party boom.

That's very good thinking on their part,
Mrs. Jenkins.

We teenagers have a tendency to get
noisy and inconsiderately disturb our

elders.

Well, the Martians have finally landed.

Why do we let her hang out with us?

You know, it looks like you girls bought
out the store.

Yeah, well, we want to look really cool
for the college guys when coming to the

party.

College guy?

Calvin and some of his friends.

I thought you were talking about real
college guys.

Brenda, you are so lucky to have such a
witty mother.

Well, aren't you sweet?

You said that about my mother.

I bet she did.

Brenda, so let me see the dress you
bought for the party.

Oh, is that... No big deal. Just one of
those things made out of cloth.

Oh, I'm so happy.

I thought you were going to say you
bought a dress made out of linoleum.

There's that wit again.

Come on, friend.

Give your mom a little preview of your
dress.

No, Lisa, she'll see it at the party.

I don't know why she thinks so shy, Mrs.
J.

When she put it on at the store,
everybody's head turned.

Really?

Well, come on, Brynn. Show it to Mother.

Well, okay.

See?

Eve wore more than this in the Garden of
Eden.

I told her it was unsuitable, Mrs. J.

Oh, she looks great in it, Mrs. Jenkins.
She'll be the hit of the party.

Um, honey, I think you should take it
back. It costs too much, and it shows

much. Mom, I want to keep it.

Um, Lisa, Karen, um, Brenda and I want
to have a little discussion.

Would you excuse us? We'll see you
Saturday night.

Maybe your mother's right, Brenda. Now,
I'm going in that direction, and I'd be

glad to take it back for you. Uh, look,
Lisa, I think we'd better leave.

Bye, Brenda. Talk to you later. Bye.

Hi, Mr. Jenkins. Oh, hi, ladies.

Mm, Mr. Jenkins.

Interesting cologne. What's it called?

Uh, a hard day on the job.

Hi, Daddy.

Hi, sugar.

Hi, babe.

Hi, honey.

Daddy, I bought a dress with my
allowance, and because Mom doesn't like

wants me to take it back.

Oh, come on, Mary. Now, fair is fair. If
she bought a dress with her own money

and you don't like it, shouldn't mean
she has to take it back.

Take it back.

No, no, no. Take that back now. Here,
take that.

I guess I'll take this last lamb chop.

Why not?

You took the last roll, the last piece
of corn, and the last grain of rice.

And that's probably the last time you'll
fit in them pants.

Just think of it as more of me to love,
darling.

I guess I better start on the dishes.

Oh, you never did tell me.

What happened when you took the dress
back?

Nothing. I didn't return it.

I beg your pardon?

I thought you agreed that the dress went
back.

No, you agreed. I like it, and I still
want to keep it.

Whoa, hold it, hold it, hold it, motor
mouth. You better put yourself in

reverse.

Daddy, it's time I stood up for my
rights.

Mahatma Gandhi wouldn't have returned
the dress.

He would if he had been my daughter.

Now, what does Gandhi have to do with
this anyway?

He stood up for what he believed in. He
was independent.

Independent? Oh.

Baby, let me tell you.

When you're ready to be independent, you
will have an education which will allow

you to get a job, which will allow you
to get your own apartment, which will

allow you not to have to listen to your
tacky parents who take care of you.

Mom, what a typical parent thing to say.

Well, at least you remember who we are.

Now, the dress goes back, and that's it.
But, Mom, I bought it to wear at the

party. Young lady, the only place you're
going to wear that dress is under your

pajamas when you're fast asleep.

Mom, this really isn't fair.

Well, neither is life.

But those are the rules and we all have
to live by them.

So, the dress goes back or the party's
off?

Mom, I can't call off the party. I'll be
the laughing stock of the school.

Don't be independent.

Make a decision.

The dress or the party?

The dress.

Good. No party.

See, Mary, that's why I wanted a boy.

I tell you, nothing can get under your
skin like your own kid.

Greetings.

I lied.

Mary, you're looking especially radiant
this evening.

Uh -oh, here it comes.

Oh, can't a landlord drop in on his
favorite tenant without being accused of

having ulterior motives?

Okay, Julian, what do you want?

Well, since you brought the subject up,
I do need a petite favor. I'm going to

New York tomorrow on a brief sojourn,
and I need a responsible person to look

after my plants.

Well, I hope you find one. Goodbye.

All I need is a little water and a few
kind words.

Julian, with you.

It's impossible to be kind.

Mr. Barlow, wait. How long did you say
you'd be gone? Just till Sunday.

Sunday. Well, I'm not doing anything
this weekend.

So I can water the plants for you if you
want me to. If that's okay with you,

Mom. Just as long as you don't do it in
that dress.

I haven't a clue what all this means,
but I take that as a yes. So thank you.

Thank you.

And thank you, Miss Smart Butt.

And don't forget to mist the antherium
in the bedroom. It makes them think

they're still in the rainforest.

What about plant food?

Oh, no, no, no. You never feed tropical
plants in the winter. It spoils them

rotten.

Daisy? This is Brenda.

Brenda, say hello to Daisy.

I don't think so.

Come on, now. You're going to hurt her
feelings.

Hello, Daisy.

What's up?

Brenda's going to take care of you while
I'm away.

She's a friend. You can trust her.

Really talk to your plants?

All the time.

And they're a lot better than wives, I
tell you.

These little babies just require a
little sunlight and water.

And when their relationship is over,
they have the decency to shrivel up and

die.

Look at the tide.

Oh, God, I'm going to miss my train.

Uh, Mr. Barlow, aren't you forgetting
something?

Oh, how rude.

Bye, kids.

No, your tea.

Oh, yes, of course.

Well, goodbye. I'll see you on Sunday.
All right. And thank you again.

Bye.

Hey, P is for party.

All right.

All is for party.

Hello? Karen?

There's been a slight change of plans.
The party's no longer in my apartment.

Yeah, it's at the landlord's penthouse.

So spread the word and keep it a secret,
okay?

No, from my parents.

And don't you say anything either.

Honey. Hmm?

Brenda really wanted to have that party
tonight.

You think we were too hard on her?

Well, she wasn't tired of buying a dress
with her own money.

However, the dress was smaller than a
band -aid.

On the other hand, she did defy you.

But she is growing up.

But a parent ought to be able to
discipline their child without feeling

Is that a yes, a no, we were, or we
weren't?

We? You're the one who ruined her life.

Come on, babe, everything will be all
right. She'll get over it.

I'm going to Karen's house to study
biology.

Do I have your permission?

Oh, honey.

Look, I know you're upset with me, but
all you had to do was take the dress

back, and you could have the party.

Mom, we've already been through this.
You think one way, and I think another.

And if it makes you happy that you've
ruined my life, fine.

See? She's gotten over it already.

What a terrific apartment.

Those college guys will have a great
time chasing me around this place.

Do you think you could give me a little
help with the food?

Oh, sure.

Good choice.

That's the one that fell on the floor.

Listen to her. Brenda, the dress looks
gorgeous on you. Thank you.

Calvin!

Brenda, what a great dress.

You look fantastic in it. Is that
Calvin?

Morgan, Satan really agrees with you.
You look so mature.

Yeah, I'll save it twice a week now.

Guys,

this is Brenda, Karen.

And Lisa, this is Frank and Louie. Hi.

It's part of you.

Sam, Joe was nice with Mr. Barlow to let
you use the penthouse.

He doesn't know how nice he really is.

By the way, did I tell y 'all fine
you're looking at me?

Yeah, I think so twice, but don't let
that stop you.

Calvin, I'm just dying to hear about
college life.

Oh, really?

for Brenda's party. Who are you?

Brenda, who are you?

We're friends with Lisa. We are here to
make this party happen.

I'm glad you could make it. You don't
mind, do you, Brenda?

Well, actually, I wasn't expecting this
many people. Come on in, everybody. Hey,

who's in charge of...

It's too loud.

What?

Hey, I can't hear any music.

Rock and roll has made me deaf.

I was clowning. I just turned down the
music. It was up too loud.

So what is this, a party?

There's no problem.

Oh,

the plant's not driving.

Hey, I told you no smoking.

Okay, okay. Take it easy. Lighten up
already.

No, not in the plant. That's expensive.
It costs a lot of money.

Oh, please. No more people.

Please.

going on here i thought julian left town
uh he did i'm just apartment sitting

well this is just a suggestion but maybe
you should get some of these people out

of the apartment before they wreck the
place

Today. Okay?

Get it? Got it? Good. Now get out. Oh,
chill. Get out, Mr. McMillan. We're not

in class now.

That's right, Lisa. If we were, you'd be
asleep.

Hey, just because you fuddy -duddies
think fun is a dirty word, why do you

to ruin our good time, huh?

Fuddy -duddy? Yeah.

I will have you to know that this fuddy
has more duddy in his little finger than

you have in your...

Your dancing shoes on, Travis.

Dance challenge.

All right, all right, all right, all
right, all right. You're wrong. Let's

No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold
on, Baryshnikov head.

Don't you think that the only dance that
should be done is everyone out the

doorway? He called me a buddy -duddy.

Where do you come from? Those are
dancing words.

Where do you come from? West Side Story?

Let's just move everyone out of here.

Just let me dust Calvin off on the dance
floor and we'll be out of here.

Go for what you know, Calvin.

I'm telling you, Mary.

Mary, in a world where the Berlin Wall
is coming down, the Russians are trying

to make friends, and some of the beaches
in South Africa are finally being

integrated, why or why can't the
Redskins make it to the playoffs?

Simple. They're lousy.

Where's all that music coming from?

It's probably Travis and Dylan.

Is there a 911 number for noise busters?

I thought you said Brenda's party was
canceled.

It was.

As a matter of fact, I almost canceled
Brenda.

Well, you know what? So many kids came
into this building, we could have opened

up a high school.

What are you talking about? Well,
there's something going on up there in

penthouse. I mean, the music is so loud,
Beethoven could hear it.

It's impossible.

Do you hear this?

Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

fractal

ain't need to do.

First cover yourself up.

Mary, Lester, I'm glad you guys are
here. Well, looks like our job is done.

Let's go, Kimisabe. Just a minute.

I can't believe you guys. Don't you have
any sense of responsibility?

Are you kidding, Mary? I tried to stop
him, honest.

Is that why Travis was dancing harder
than anybody else?

I wasn't dancing. I was infiltrating.

Dad, Dylan's telling the truth. Ruth, if
they hadn't have come up here, the kids

would have torn up the place.

You mean it could have been worse than
this?

Lady, you have dug a hole for yourself
so deep that you'll have to learn

to climb out.

Well, we don't do punishment. We'll see
you later.

Goodbye.

Mom, Dad, I know you guys are upset with
me. I know I disobeyed, but when are

you guys going to allow me to start
making my own decisions?

You did that tonight. What kind of
thought decision was it to mess up this

penthouse?

What has happened to my penthouse?

Mr. Barlow, you're home early.

I had a few friends over.

People did this?

know is how could you dare give her
permission to have a party in your

penthouse? Au contraire, Mary Fair.

I only expected her to water my plants.

And just let, oh, my hyacinth has never
looked so low.

You mean you did this on your own?

Oh, right down to the cheese whiz in my
carpet.

Oh, no.

What's happening, Daisy?

From the looks of it, Daisy went crazy.

Brenda, you lied to Julian and to us.
You're going to be married with a house

full of children and still be grounded.

I know, Dad. I'm sorry. I don't blame
you. Mr. Barlow, I promise I'll make it

to you. You certainly will, and with
your own money.

Uh, she has her own money?

Well, so far I can see at least $5 ,000
worth of damage here.

Don't push it, Julian.

Mr. Barlow, I'll use the rest of my
savings. I'll take it.

All I have left is $50. I'll take it.

And even more than that, you're going to
pay for everything. I don't care how

long it takes. And I hope you love your
room, because I'm going to strip it so

bare you'll think it's Alcatraz.

I'll start cleaning up now.

Not in that dress.

That's right. You get your stuff and
let's get out of here. Then you go down

there and change and get right back up
here and start cleaning up.

and we had to go in there just to hear
ourselves sing.

Now, you know it is time for you to be
read.

First of all, you perpetrated a fraud
with our friendship.

Second of all, you fronted me in front
of my mother. And then you had the nerve

to try to get with Calvin. And when you
realized you weren't living that large,

you went for another guy, only to be
busted in the closet in front of my

parents. Now what do you have to say for
yourself, Mona Lisa?

What do you think about that?

Well, she got your mouth.