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There's no place like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.
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Cause there's no place like home.
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Times are changing every day.
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We won't get by with those flame away
Pulling together, we'll make it right
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With help from our friends, I know we'll
get by Cause there's no place like home
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With your family around you, you're
never alone When you know that you love,
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you don't need to roam Cause there ain't
no place like There ain't no
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place like
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There's no place like home.
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I mean, no place like home.
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Brenda,
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I need your finger to tie this bow.
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I will if you sign this permissions
list.
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Oh, is this the new Christmas rule? I
need permission to tie a bow?
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No, Mom, this is about my Christmas ski
trip. We can't put it off any longer. It
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starts tomorrow, and I can't go unless
you sign this.
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Honey, this will be your first Christmas
away from home.
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Are you sure you want to do this? Yes.
See, you're having second thoughts
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already.
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Oh,
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I'll think about it.
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Hi, Mary. Merry Christmas.
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Oh, Mary, I made a fruitcake for your
party.
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Pearl, you made a fruitcake last year.
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It's the same one.
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I'm going to keep on making it until
somebody eats it.
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And I baked you some Pfeffernuss.
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Gesundheit.
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No, Pearl. Pfeffernuss are Swedish
Christmas cookies.
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Pfeffernuss. Oh, let me see.
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Fabulous.
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When I finish these, I'll start on your
fruitcake.
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Finally.
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That must be Rose.
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Hi, Mary.
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Hi, girl. Hi.
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I just dropped by to let you know that I
will be bringing the eggnog for your
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party. Last year, you had too much egg
and not enough nog.
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Well, Pearl, it was a family party.
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Oh.
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Oh, Rose, are we finally going to get a
chance to meet your new boyfriend at the
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Christmas party?
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Yes, the mysterious Warren.
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Oh, who? made the Pfeffer news.
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You see that? She did it again.
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Every time we mention him, she changes
the subject. If you ask me, I think he's
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on the most wanted list.
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He is.
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Mine.
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See, that's why I don't want to talk
about him. I don't want to jinx him.
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Well, good. Don't talk about him.
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Let's talk food.
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How big a turkey you getting, Mary?
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Well, if I invite Julian, I won't need a
turkey.
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I wanted this to be a merry Christmas.
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Okay, Mom. This is positively the last
time I'm going to ask you to sign this
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paper. Good. No, Mom.
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This is the last time. Mom, can I go?
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Honey, it just doesn't feel right, your
being away for Christmas.
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Besides, I know your father won't like
it.
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He bought me the ski outfit.
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Yes, but to wear around the house.
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Mary, you know, I've been listening to
this conversation, and you know what I
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think? I think she wants to go skiing.
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You know, Eva, I've been listening to
you, and you know what I think?
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I think you ought to give me back my
business.
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Please.
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Oh, all right.
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Thank you.
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Such a good mother.
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Happy skiing and Merry Christmas.
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Congratulations, Brenda.
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Yeah, good luck, Brickley.
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I didn't mean that.
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Wait till I tell the girls.
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Oh, my little bird is leaving the nest.
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And she's been replaced by a big
buzzard.
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I'm sorry, Mary, but I've been getting a
lot of complaints about your garish
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holiday decorations.
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Complaints from who?
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Me. This week, this stinking up the
hallway with pine scent and that candle
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the window is attracting moths.
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And other pests.
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Julian, why do I get that distinct
feeling that Christmas is not your
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time of year? Oh, I suppose you enjoy
the pressure of buying a gift for the
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world and his wife.
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Standing in those long, long post office
lines and sniveling over those sugary
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Charlie Brown specials.
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Then I suppose you really wouldn't want
to come to the Jenkins' annual 227
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Christmas Eve caroling party.
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Ladies, I would rather watch snow melt.
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But since you're all so bound by
tradition...
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Let's not forget the traditional tipping
of the landlord.
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Right. And I've got a special tip for
you this year. Oh, good.
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Watch out for the door.
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Ho,
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ho, ho, homeboy.
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I'm ho, ho, ho.
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Hey, Travis.
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Hey. I finally figured out what to give
my parents for Christmas.
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A sack of dirty laundry?
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No, no, no. Besides that.
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You know, it occurred to me while I was
listening to the Bingmeister sing, I'll
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be home for Christmas.
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Why not get them me for Christmas?
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Don't they have one already?
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I'm not sitting under the Christmas
tree, so I'm off to Connecticut to
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my folks.
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You did that when you were born.
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Funny. A yuletide yuck. You're killing
me.
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I gotta go. I love you. your present
under the tree. Thanks, Dylan. Well, I
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as well give you your present now.
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I'll drive you to the train station.
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I don't want to take to pick that out.
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I've been working on it for months.
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Wait a minute.
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Christmas flash.
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Why don't you drive me all the way to
Connecticut? My parents would be so
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shocked to see me, they won't even
notice another mouth to feed.
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Oh, Dylan, thanks for the warm and
toasty thought, but I gotta work. You
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Christmas and New Year's is the busiest
time of the year in the limo business.
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Hmm. Woe is you.
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Well, I'll be thinking of you while I
munch my mom's mince pie and figgy
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pudding.
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Aw, man, it looks like you're gonna miss
Mary's party, too.
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Holy etiquette alert, Travis.
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I better RSVP and tell Mary I'm not
gonna make it.
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Well, feliz navidad, mi amigo.
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God bless you, tiny Trav.
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Thanks for letting me down, Easy.
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No, no, you don't understand.
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I've finally been invited to the Van
Gogh Paintbox Festival.
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Want to hear about it?
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Van Gogh? I'm all ear.
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Well, it's a retreat to meet other
artists and have my work critiqued. I've
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on the waiting list for months, and I'm
leaving tomorrow.
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Oh, well, that's great.
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That's a wonderful opportunity, Eva. But
I'll miss you.
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Oh, you're not angry.
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Oh, of course not. There'll be another
party next year.
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Oh, no, I don't think I can come next
year either. They're already talking
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a Toulouse -Lautrec retreat.
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Bye. Merry Christmas.
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Well, it'll take her a year to learn how
to walk on her knees.
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You leave it to me.
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Mary's my friend.
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I'll handle it.
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Okay. Handle what?
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Tell her, Calvin.
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We're not going to be able to come to
your party tomorrow night.
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My cousin Bertha invited us over to a
Christmas reunion.
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I thought you two hated each other. We
do.
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That's how come I'm going.
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Yeah, cousin Bertha think it's time to
bury the hatchet. She got to take it out
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of my back first.
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Okay, I understand.
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Blood is thicker than eggnog.
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Well, I'll miss you. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you, Mary.
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Bye.
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Well, on to the incredible shrinking
party.
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Boy, that tree sure looks great. It's a
shame nobody's gonna see it, but you and
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me and Sandra and Rose and Rose's
unknown boyfriend, if there is a
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She hasn't had a boyfriend all this
time.
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Would you hush?
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Hi, Mary.
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Lester. Hi, Rose.
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Here's the eggnog for the party.
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Mary, you're gonna kill me.
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Why, is it that bad?
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No, but my news is, you're not coming to
the party. See, I knew you'd
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understand.
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And what is your excuse?
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Well, my boyfriend Warren invited me to
a party, so I can't come to yours. I'm
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sorry. See, I told you we're never going
to meet this guy.
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Sure you will, but it just won't be
tomorrow night.
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Oh, come on, Mary. You won't even miss
me at your party.
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Besides, Sandra's going to be there.
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Oh, goody, goody, goody, goody. You mean
I get to have her all to myself?
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Sandra is your only guest?
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In my other life, I must have done
something pretty rotten.
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Yeah.
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Reindeer ground.
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I sure hope your house broken.
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I'm Rudolph the Singing Reindeer with a
telegram from Sandra Clark for Mary
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Jenkins.
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That's Mary Jenkins right there, that
first lady.
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Hmm.
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I won't be at your party because I'm in
the Bahamas.
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Sandra Clark is sending her regrets.
Okay, yeah, let him go now. She met a
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man. He's got a nice yacht. You better
get out before you get shot.
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And then there were two.
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Hey, babe, you're not still upset about
the party, are you? Of course not.
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I'd rather be alone with you.
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Yeah.
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Uh, Mary, can you reheat a turkey?
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Yeah, why?
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Uh, you want to go in the bedroom and
see if Santa's come yet?
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All right!
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Oh!
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Somebody's always blocking my exit.
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Hello! Huh?
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Oh, hi, Sam.
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What?
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What happened?
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Oh, some blockhead ran a cement truck
into the lobby of the new Oldham
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and damaged one of the support beams.
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Well, it's not your fault. Why do you
have to go? Mary, I got to make sure the
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building's not going to collapse.
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Baby, you got a bad back. You can't hold
up that building.
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Look, Mary, I'm sorry, but I'm the boss.
I'm responsible.
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But I hate leaving you alone on
Christmas Eve. You going to be all
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Yeah, I'll be okay.
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Hurry back.
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Okay.
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Silent night.
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Lonely night.
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To be jolly. Ah,
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boy.
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I'll just pretend the guest was still
here, and I'll open my presents.
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Oh, Brenda, what did you get Mother for
Christmas?
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Oh, do Mom love Brenda? Well, I'll just
see what it is.
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You brought me something you wanted to
wear again, huh?
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Well, I'm going to fix you. I'm wearing
it to church on Sunday.
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Pearl, don't you ever stop eating.
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I can't talk now, Mary. My mouth's full.
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Eva, where are you going?
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Oh, Mary, I have to go back upstairs and
get my ice culture of the nativity.
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He's coming down the chimney in half an
hour.
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Rose, I didn't recognize you.
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busy caroling party and i didn't i just
came to complain
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about all this rambunctious hey
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babe babe
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want to go in the bedroom and see if
santa claus has come okay
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well i got to go babe
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Who am I fooling?
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There's no reveling going on around
here.
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This is supposed to be the happiest day
of the year, and I'm miserable and
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alone.
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Alone?
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I don't have to be.
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Who is it?
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Reindeer!
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Well, if it isn't little Mary Mistletoe
come to spread some Christmas cheer.
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What is it you spread, Mr. Ghost of
Christmas Annoying?
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Now that we have these pleasantries out
of the way, what do you want?
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Well...
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I was feeling bad because you were all
by yourself.
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Well, that's very touching, Mary, but
I'm fine.
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In fact, I am better than fine.
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I'm busy grouting the tile in my tub.
Goodbye.
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Nobody should be alone on Christmas Eve,
not even you.
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Unless they want to be, which I do.
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So go back to your party, Mary.
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Or is it so?
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Dull? That you had to come up here for
amusement?
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Dull? My party dull?
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Oh, honey, we reveling downstairs.
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I think the music is jamming and the
pheffanus is flying.
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I'm surprised you haven't heard it up
here. Well, I wouldn't anyway. I always
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blast my Walkman when I'm grouting my
tiles. So dash away, dash away, dash
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you.
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all
through the house, not a creature was
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stirring, not even my spouse.
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Stockings were hung by the chimney with
care, but who the heck cared? Nobody was
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there.
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Merry Christmas, Mom.
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Oh, Brenda, honey.
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Where's the party?
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Oh, everybody canceled.
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What happened to your ski trip? No snow?
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I felt crazy being away from home on
Christmas, so I came home.
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Oh.
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Where's Daddy?
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Oh, we had a building emergency.
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I wonder who that is. Probably somebody
canceled the next year's party.
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Merry Christmas!
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Travis!
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Hey, don't tell me the party's pooped
already.
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I thought you were working.
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I was. I was driving these people to
this Christmas party, and they were
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and joyous and everything, and I said to
myself, Hey, homie.
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How'd you do with your friends?
285
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:22,130
And just then, I spotted these two
hailing an ordinary cab.
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Pearl, Calvin!
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00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:28,020
What happened to Cousin Bertha? Don't
mention that old bag's name to me.
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Oh, Mr.
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Jenkins, it was an ugly sight.
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What, Bertha?
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Huh, too.
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00:17:34,391 --> 00:17:38,399
It wasn't that no more than five minutes
before Cousin Bertha started arguing
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with Grandma over the same thing they've
been arguing over for 25 years.
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What was that?
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I forget, but don't mention the name no
more.
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Where is the food?
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00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:52,420
but I can get it right back out. All
right. Come on, Brent. I'll be right
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I'll get it.
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Oh, boy!
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Yahoo! Merry Christmas.
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What happened?
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I go to Connecticut to my parents' crib
to surprise them, and surprise, they're
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in Bermuda. They've decribbed.
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Hey, Dylan!
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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It was a disaster.
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The place was overwhelmed with neo
-abstract minimalists, and you know how
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are.
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Child, I know what you mean. I cross the
street every time I see them.
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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Hey, everybody!
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Merry Christmas!
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Gross!
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00:18:41,171 --> 00:18:45,979
Oh, well, what happened to Mystery Man
Warren's party? Well, we went to his
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party, and after his friends checked me
out, I am...
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00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:51,640
that he'd come with me to let my friends
do the thing.
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00:18:51,641 --> 00:18:53,509
Warren's downstairs parking the car.
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00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:56,640
Shut your mouth. You mean I'm actually
going to get to meet him?
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00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:58,550
Warren! I'm in here, baby!
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00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:06,270
Everybody, this is my boyfriend, Warren
Merriweather.
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I ain't got no hair!
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Show them your hair, honey.
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Hello, everybody.
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Warren, this is my best friend and our
hostess, Mary Jenkins.
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I'm tall, not deaf.
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00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,550
And this is Mary's daughter, Brenda. Hi
there.
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00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:30,849
And over here, we have Dylan, Calvin,
Travis, Eva, and Miss Pearl Shea. What's
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00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:31,900
up? Pleasure.
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00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:35,629
You know what? We thought we were never
going to get to meet you. This woman has
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kept you a great big... I mean, a
little... I mean... It's all right.
333
00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:43,720
Really, I don't mind.
334
00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:47,629
Oh, excuse me. I brought you a gift.
It's a magnum of champagne. It's in the
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hall.
336
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:52,950
Sorry. Oh, Mary, he's so wonderful.
337
00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:54,430
But he is a little klutzy.
338
00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:58,140
Oh, no, Rose. I think he just has
problems adjusting to his height.
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00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:01,670
Uh, no, he's klutzy.
340
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,730
I'll bring you another bottle tomorrow.
341
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:08,150
Oh, Juan, that's okay.
342
00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:09,530
Come on, join the party.
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00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:11,520
Come on, hon.
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00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:14,450
So, uh, what do you do for a living?
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00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:15,800
Home big boy?
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00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,430
I work undercover.
347
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,660
As what? The Washington Monument?
348
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:25,860
The Washington Monument.
349
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,070
Get it?
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00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,370
Heard it.
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00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:30,790
Heard them all.
352
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,700
Daddy! Ah, honey!
353
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:36,180
Hey, Brandon, what you doing home?
354
00:20:36,181 --> 00:20:37,819
Man, where all these people come from?
355
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,080
Santa Claus brought them.
356
00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:41,100
They all decided to come back.
357
00:20:41,101 --> 00:20:42,599
Well, what happened to the building?
358
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,459
Everything's fine.
359
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:45,939
Oh, great. Come on, I want you to meet
Rosa's boyfriend.
360
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,360
You mean he's real? Yes.
361
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:49,500
Honey, this is Rose's boyfriend.
362
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:53,980
Why? Lester, what are you doing here? I
live here. Get out. Yeah.
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00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:59,180
Wait a minute. Now, you mean to tell me
you two know each other? Sure.
364
00:20:59,181 --> 00:21:02,419
Well, I was walking the beat when I was
putting up the Johnson Medical Building.
365
00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:03,740
Good to see you, man. You too.
366
00:21:03,741 --> 00:21:06,259
Well, Lester, I'm two -three with you.
367
00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:11,279
Why? You knew this man all along and did
not introduce him to me. Rose, I didn't
368
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,360
think he was your type.
369
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,000
Lester, he's a man, ain't he?
370
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,540
I think this calls for a toast.
371
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,860
Yeah, everybody get a cup.
372
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,090
Yeah.
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To the happiest and merriest Christmas
of all.
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God bless us, everyone.
375
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:30,520
Thank you, Tiny Dilly.
376
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:32,700
Oh, wait, wait.
377
00:21:32,761 --> 00:21:34,919
Everybody's not here.
378
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,519
But Mary Saunders is in the Bahamas.
379
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,220
Yeah. I had no bajillions upstairs
alone.
380
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,840
She doesn't feel feverish.
381
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:47,809
See, but I was alone for a few hours
this Christmas Eve, and it felt rotten.
382
00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:50,520
wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy,
not even Julian.
383
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,780
So come on, let's drag him down to the
party.
384
00:21:53,670 --> 00:21:54,720
Yeah, she's right.
385
00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:56,020
She's right.
386
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,400
Hi.
387
00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:03,640
Merry Christmas.
388
00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:06,250
Well, Merry Christmas. Is Mr. Barlow in?
389
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,270
You chill out.
390
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,000
I am not Julian. I'm Santa, see?
391
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:27,760
All right.
392
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,100
Santa, this I gotta see.
393
00:22:51,690 --> 00:22:55,370
Well, I don't. These are on loan from
the local orphanage.
394
00:22:56,110 --> 00:22:58,110
I give them a party every Christmas.
395
00:22:58,490 --> 00:23:01,390
You? Christmas is for children.
396
00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:05,549
But everybody's so wrapped up in their
own gift -giving frenzy, they forget
397
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,260
there are kids like these that need to
be taken care of.
398
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:12,230
Come on, Santa. We have to finish
trimming the trees.
399
00:23:13,010 --> 00:23:14,510
Well, what is your name?
400
00:23:15,110 --> 00:23:16,950
Jimmy, are you Prince of Santa?
401
00:23:17,310 --> 00:23:19,250
Well, tonight we are.
402
00:23:19,251 --> 00:23:23,839
Looks like you have your hands full.
Could you use some help? Yes, I could
403
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,890
some extra elves.
404
00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:26,390
I'll volunteer.
405
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,740
I'll have us some elf impersonators.
Well, Santa's can't be choosers.
406
00:23:30,741 --> 00:23:34,779
Perhaps you could set up the food and
bring us some more gifts in the bedroom,
407
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,599
would you please? Okay, Santa, you got
it. Thank you. Come on, kiddies, let's
408
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,650
in the kitchen.
409
00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:43,020
And here I thought you were mean and
rotten.
410
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,430
I am.
411
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:49,759
And if you dare leak this incident to
the outside world, the next time you
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00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,480
a shower, you'll get frostbite.
413
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,919
Glad to see the suit hasn't changed you.
Hey, what's Christmas without some
414
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:57,969
music?
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00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:02,520
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