All language subtitles for 227 s05e08 Flying Down to Leos

There's no place like home.

With your family around you, you're
never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.

Cause there's no place like home.

And those times are changing every day.

We won't get by with old flame away.

No, no.

Pulling together, we'll make it right.

With help from our friends, I know we
can try. Cause there's no place like

With your family around you, you're
never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.

Well, girl, if the fastest way to a
man's heart is through his stomach, I

just baked the conker.

Mary, you sure love making a fuss over
Lester's birthday.

Yeah, I didn't make this much fuss over
my husband when he come home from the

ball.

Girl, now, you know your husband was
never in the war.

No?

Wonder who that was.

Well, every time Lester comes home from
working out of town, I like to make him

feel special, you know, sort of like I'm
Gladys Knight, he's Ray Charles, and

it's a rainy night in Georgia. Ah,

okay, Mom, I'm all finished. How did it
look?

Oh, that looks great, honey. Your
father's going to love it.

Thank you.

Hello?

Oh, hi, honey.

We're busy working on your party for
tonight. How's things going out there?

Well, it doesn't look like I'm going to
get home in time for the party, so you

guys go ahead and start without me.

Oh, honey, you gotta come home. I baked
your favorite chocolate whoopie cake.

I'll tell you what you do. You guys go
ahead and eat the cake, and you save the

whoopie for me.

Okay, baby, I love you. I gotta go. Bye.

Well, Mary, what did he say?

He says he's got to work late. He may
not make it home for the party.

Oh, that's terrible.

Yeah, it looks like that rainy night in
Georgia turned into a drought.

Guess we have to cancel the singing
telegram.

Mary!

I wish we could cancel the singing
Sondra.

Mary, I want to introduce you to my new
boyfriend, Derek. Derek, this is Mary.

Hello. Hi, Derek.

And this is Brenda.

Hi. And this is Eva, Rose, and that's
Pearl.

Pleased to meet you all.

Derek's a pilot. He's teaching me how to
fly.

Matter of fact, we're on our way to the
airport right now.

Mm -hmm. The flight of friendly skies.

So what time should we be back to
Lester's party?

Put your flaps down, Red Baron.

The party's in a holding pattern.

Lester's stuck in lovely downtown
Altoona.

Oh, poor Lester. No party, no presents,
no chocolate booby cats.

Come on, Derek. Let's go.

You know, Mary, Altoona's not that far
by air.

Why don't Sandra and I fly you there in
my private plane?

Oh, no, Derek.

Listen, thanks a lot, but I couldn't ask
you to do that. It would be ridiculous.

No, Mom, that would be cool. You could
go down there and surprise him.

Some men are suckers for surprises.

Now, Mary, now, you know you don't want
Lester to be alone for his birthday.

Well, y 'all got a movie on board?

boyfriend who landed in a cow patch in
the middle of nowhere well if it wasn't

your husband's birthday we wouldn't be
flying up here in the first place look

that old stupid box i

apologize for the delay but it's just
not

safe to continue our flight until i
replace that faulty oil gauge and what

you think you're gonna find an oil gauge
out here in a crackerjack box

We'll just have to get a ride to the
nearest town and pick one up. Oh, now,

a minute now, honey. There is no way
that this mint -conditioned bard is

to get out of that beat -up truck that I
swiped.

Beat up?

Who you calling beat up?

Look, Mary, it's one of those people on
HeHulk.

Martha is a genuine 1947 Studebaker.

Coupe Express.

And she don't take kindly to city folk.

Must have been rear -ended in city
traffic.

And who might you be?

Can't you read, lady?

Welcome to Leo's.

Leo's says you break it, you board it.

Eat lunch at Leo's. It won't make you
sick.

You must be Leo's.

Then you must be a rocket scientist.

Listen, Mr.

Leo, this is sort of an emergency.

Could we borrow your truck?

Nope. Martha don't let nobody drive her
but me.

Well, then would you take us into town?

Nope. I can't just run out on a thriving
business.

This dude's elevator don't go all the
way to the top.

Leo, if you take Derek into town, then
Sandra and I will stay here and run your

business for you, won't we, Sandra?

Oh, yeah.

A dream come true.

No.

I'll give you 50 bucks for your trouble.

I'll get Martha warmed up right away.

But we'll be back as soon as we can.

Oh, by the way, I got omelets on special
today.

The milk and eggs is in the back shed.

And don't forget, you break it, you
bought it.

breaking it would be an improvement.

I heard that.

I'll tell Lester when he comes in, okay?
All right.

Tell Lester what?

Lester, what are you doing here, man?

Oh, I saw my name on the mailbox. I
figured I must live here.

But you're supposed to be stuck at that
job site in Altoona.

Well, if you don't mind, I got somebody
to cover for me so I can make it up here

for the party. Now, where is Mary?

Uh, well, you're not gonna believe this,
Lester, but...

Sondra and her boyfriend flew Mary up to
surprise you.

And then they had some airplane
problems. They had to land in some

they're stranded at this Leo's Cafe on
Route 12 waiting for an airplane part.

Are you kidding? This is terrible.

It sure is. She took the chocolate
whoopee cake.

Hey, wait a minute. If she's got the
chocolate whoopee cake up there with

why don't we go up there and surprise
her?

Yeah! We could have the party there.

Hey,

left the...

Hey, we just came back from buying you a
present.

Oh, you shouldn't have.

Yeah, we know.

Hey, might you happen to have a bow,
some wrapping paper, and a Hallmark

birthday card?

I knew you shouldn't have.

So let's get this party started.

There's been a change in some plans.
We're taking this party on the road. A

portable party? I like that. It's hip,
it's happening, it's very nouveau chic.

All right. My birthday limo is at your
service.

For a price.

everybody. I'll take my truck so I can
get back to Altoona. You guys go with

Travis in the limo.

Well, where are we going?

thing we've seen.

Oh, good evening!

Order.

You take their orders, and I'll get the
coffee.

Hello, my name is Sandra, and I'm your
waitress today, you lucky dog. You ain't

Leo. And you ain't Latoya Jackson.

Oh, kind of unfriendly, ain't she? Yeah,
must be that PMS thing we heard about

on Geraldo.

Mary, those farmers are mean.

Okay, guys, listen up.

Now, we got omelets.

And we got omelets.

Take your pick.

I reckon we take the omelets.

Good choice.

Okay, Sandra, get the milk and eggs from
the refrigerator out back.

With my luck, I'll probably get freezer
burns.

Excuse me. She doesn't get along with
kitchen appliances.

That don't look like no refrigerator to
me.

Yeah, looks like Leo's into natural
packaging.

So much for that omelet special. I'll
see you later.

Oh, no, you don't. We promised Leo we'd
run this place for him. So sit down and

milk the cow.

You insist.

I hope this don't ruin my manicure.

never see cows jogging.

Okay. Now, we take a gallon of low fat
and we want a pint and a half a hand.

Sandra, this is not a drive -up
convenience car.

We have to sit down and pull on those.

you are definitely not going to get any
milk that way.

Because you're pulling on my finger.

You know, I was wondering why that cow
was wearing a wedding ring.

Look, you finish milking the cow, and
I'll get the eggs.

Okay, here, Chick Chick.

Come on, Chick Chick.

Yeah, I've been sitting here so long, I
need a haircut.

Keep your coveralls on.

We'll have you almost before you can
say, Old MacDonald.

I gotta go.

I've got to slop my hogs.

Oh, that reminds me. I gotta get a
present for my wife.

What's wrong with that?

I don't know. Maybe they ate here
before.

Just what we need. Some more loco yokel.

Well...

Maybe

that's a biker gang.

Do you have any idea what they'll do to
an incredibly ravishing and desirable

woman like me?

No, I guess not.

They're probably just a bunch of yuppie
motorcycling enthusiasts out for a

country ride.

Whose names just happen to be Death
Riders.

We want food!

I'm sorry, but we don't serve raw meat.

Unless, of course, you want it that way.

Welcome to Leo's, Mr., uh... Doll
Crusher.

Yes, Mr.

Skullcrusher, what would you and your
associates like?

We'd like nine jalapeno omelets, a dozen
loaves of garlic toast, ten hamburgers

smothered in onions, and 15 chili dogs
with sauerkraut.

They're going to need some breath -mix
the size of the Goodyear blend.

Just a minute.

Mr.

Skullcrusher.

know that you don't expect me and her to
cook all that food.

You see, we actually don't work here.
We're just keeping the place until

You want fries with that?

Sandra, the phone's free.

Look, I got an idea. You distract him,
and I'll try to call for help. Say no

more. Distraction is my middle name.

Skullcrusher, here's that dessert that
you asked for, and I brought you some

pie, too.

Say, you got a fine -looking chassis.

Yeah, it's dazzling, aren't I?

I hate phones.

I feel they cheapen the sanctity of one
-on -one interpersonal relationships.

feel the exact same way.

You know, Skull, I ain't ate this good
since we crashed Madonna's wedding. You

know, we could eat this good every
night. Hey, you know, I'm thinking that

two foxy mamas ought to join our little
clan.

All in favor say aye.

says peachy poo and we're just flattered
to death. That's a bad choice of words.

But I'm afraid that's impossible.

You see, I'm allergic to leather.

Yeah, and I couldn't possibly miss my
root canal on Friday.

Hey!

Was that a no?

No. Was that a no?

Mary loves a chance like that. Well,
that's more like it. Kickstand, prepare

for the traditional Death Rider
initiation.

Initiation?

Mary, you're safe. We're here.

Mary? Sandra?

Well, where is everybody?

I don't know, but it's a good thing we
ran into that farmer and heard about

those bikers.

Yeah, they lucky they didn't show up. I
was just itching for a fight.

I'll give you $50 for a Dramamine.

I'll give you $100 for a wash and a set.

Well, never mind.

Okay. It's time for the final Death
Rider initiation.

What now?

Plundering small villages?

Nah. We're just gonna give you a little
tattoo.

Oh!

Any chance I could talk to you into
giving me a tasteful little butterfly

here on my shoulder?

Now, look here.

Let's get serious.

The only way you're going to get a
tattoo needle near me, you're going to

to tie both my hands behind my back,
shackle my feet to the floor, and pin me

the wall.

Hey, that's how we do it.

from preschoolers.

We nag the hell out of people.

So we don't want no trouble, so we're
just gonna take our women and go.

Yeah!

Not so fast.

There's only one way you're gonna take
these women.

Oh, yeah?

What's that?

A challenge to the death.

I knew there'd be a catch.

Well, you were right. This is gonna be a
birthday I'll never forget.

Skull crusher.

Yeah.

This is Baby Fresh talking.

Baby Fresh.

Shut up, slither hips.

And Baby Fresh say ain't gonna be no
challenge to the death.

Oh, okay.

All right, we're gonna have a regular
challenge.

Best two out of three.

You choose your weapons.

You got it.

history challenge.

The final question is, what was the
historical significance of the signing

the Magna Carta?

Knock yourself out.

Mr. Meat Hook.

The Magna Carta was a charter of basic
rights and privileges signed in the year

1215 by King John.

It became the basis of all
constitutional law.

You're a human compost heap. How could
you possibly know that?

I watch Jeopardy.

Well, that's two out of three. It's time
to collect our women.

Time to collect a face full of knuckles.

Oh, now, honey, honey.

No, they're right.

They won fair and square.

So from now on, Baby Fresh and Slither
Hips are part of the Death Riders.

Are you crazy?

She must be if she thinks I'm going to
spend the rest of my life.

Kid Stan, chill.

Hey, that was very forceful, meter.

You have excellent leadership qualities.

Oh, thank you. The warden told me that.

So, uh, how come you're not the leader
of this pack?

Because I am.

Oh.

and slither hips are going to be part of
the death riders, there's going to have

to be some changes made.

I mean, first of all, these outfits
ain't happening.

Now, I suggest that we switch to some
suede or some durable cotton

blend or a nice velour.

Ooh, I love velour.

Hey, shut up, velour's for sissies.

And another thing, you have to get rid
of these big hogs.

And we gotta go for speed and economy.

You know, like, go Japanese.

You some kind of troublemaker?

Well, there you are, Skullcrusher. I've
been putting up with her for 22 years,

and now it's your turn.

You mean she's like this all the time?
Every minute of every day, she even

in her sleep.

Well, I say, who needs her?

Why? Shut up. I'll just keep this one.

Oh, oh, wait a minute, Mrs.
Skullcrusher, now.

I'm obnoxious in my own little way.

Junior!

Daddy!

How many times have I told you not to
park them infernal machines in my cafe?

Too many times.

I'm sorry, I forgot.

Well, clear this mess out of here! Okay.

I love you!

Sorry it took us so long.

Are you all right, honey?

Who told you honey meat is the last time
I go out with a pilot?

I guess I should have warned you about
it, Junior.

Everybody,

this is Leo, the owner of the cafe.

Hiya, folks.

Hiya. You having some kind of
convention?

It's a long story, Leo.

You got anything to eat?

Forget about that, Pearl. Thanks to
Junior, there's no food around here

ten -mile radius.

Oh, yes, there is.

My chocolate whoopee cake.

Happy birthday, honey.