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There's no place like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam. Cause there's no place
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home.
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Those times are changing every day.
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We won't get by with no flame away.
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Pulling together, we'll make it right.
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With help from our friends, I know we
can try. Cause there's no place like
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.
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Cause there ain't no place like, there
ain't no place like.
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I mean, no play child.
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Honey,
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are you sure you're going to be all
right this weekend all by yourself?
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Mary, this is the ideal weekend for me
to get some work done. I probably won't
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even notice your butt is gone.
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Well, you better take a good look,
because it'll be changed when I come
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I am going to have an ideal weekend,
too.
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Two whole days of being pampered. Well,
I just wish I could find my calculator.
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Oh, I saw Brenda with it in the kitchen
this morning, just before she went over
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to Cousin Louisa's.
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Uh -huh.
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Man, why didn't you let me fix that
disposal?
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That landlord doesn't know his ass got
from his elbow joint.
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Well, I have finally located the problem
with your garbage disposal.
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Well, even a blind squirrel can locate a
nut nine, then.
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Well, what's wrong with that disposal?
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It might conceivably have something to
do with...
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This.
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My new calculator.
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And in the future, Lester, if you wish
to dispose of your appliances, well,
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kindly do not do it in my appliances.
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Mary, would you tell your daughter not
to do her homework and fix lunch at the
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same time, please?
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Are we ready to go?
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Golden Grotto Beauty Spa, here we come.
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Yes, yes, yes. We are going to be
rubbing elbows with the cream of the
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Washington elite.
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Where are you going, to jail?
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Oh, Rose, it is so sweet of you to treat
us to the beauty spa, and for a whole
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weekend. Well, Mary, you know, ever
since I sold the building, I said to
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self, I just love that.
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No, but seriously, what good is having
money if you can't share it with your
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friends?
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You know, you got a good heart, Rose.
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Let me have $50 ,000.
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Mary, we're going to have so much fun.
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Maybe.
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Or maybe not.
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I can't decide which one of these
bikinis to take, and I can't take them
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don't have both.
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Bikini?
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I swatted fries bigger than that.
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Well, forgive me. I think I have room
for them in my pill box.
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Now, do you mean you aren't packed yet?
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According to the Washington Redskins, I
am.
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But I brought along a few things in
there. Oh, careful with that sugar now.
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Not too heavy for you.
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Baby, I can't move this thing another
inch.
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Not even for me.
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I'll be so grateful.
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Are you sure you're not going to miss me
this weekend?
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Huh?
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I'm just too broken up to deal with.
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Well, let's get this show on the road.
Pearl, you ready?
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Yeah, except I don't like the idea of a
lot of strangers looking at me naked.
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Don't worry about it, Pearl. They
probably won't like it either.
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Must be the Holloway party.
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I'm Courtney Cabot Blair of the
Georgetown Cabot Blairs. That's
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But of course it is.
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Welcome to the Golden Grotto, where our
motto is... We have no motto. Our
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establishment speaks for itself.
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much about your wonderful spa with
these.
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Oh, yes.
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We have the smoothest roughage in town.
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For instance, today's lunch consists of
fermented beet juice cocktail,
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wheatgrass salad, and our famous tofu
rutabaga surprise.
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Speaking of lunch, where are the men?
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What does lunch have to do with men?
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If I have to tell you, honey, you're not
as hyphenated as you think.
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Hi, guys.
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I'm Peggy Ann Garrison, and I'm the
physical trainer who's been assigned to
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bodies. I'm Pearl Shade.
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And your first assignment is to get this
body a cheeseburger.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go see
if the quails have arrived.
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Oh, the vice president?
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No, dinner.
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We're having quail yogurt.
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All right. Now, here are the
rejuvenating treatments I strongly
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your particular physiques.
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And not a moment too soon.
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Now, remember, it can be easy or it can
be rough. I like mine rough.
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Now, we have the peach pit full body
scraping.
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The seaweed and sheep placenta mummy
wrap.
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No pain, no gain, deep tissue massage.
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Hogan, what do you have that doesn't
fold, spindle, or mutilate?
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Yeah, we were thinking about something
along the lines of a nice, relaxing
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jacuzzi. Oh, one of those French
pedicures, you know, the kind with some
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hunk fancy with a tomfrog?
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Then I assume you won't be competing in
the makeover beauty contest.
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Beauty contest?
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You can start engraving my name on that
trophy right now.
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Oh, we don't give trophies.
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Whichever contestant our judges choose
as the best makeover of the weekend will
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win a complete exercise wardrobe.
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Count me out. I saw those sweatpants
when we came in.
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And be on the cover of the Golden Grotto
International Magazine.
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Uh, I'll pass.
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And a cash prize of $1 ,500.
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Uh, sign me up for that mummy wrap.
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I'll take the Mike Tyson massage.
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Give me one of those peach pit jobs.
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I still want a cheeseburger.
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All right,
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let me see if I got everything.
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My peristriker beach towel.
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Very eclectic choice.
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My industrial strength radio, in case
you run into any sucker MCs.
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Sunblock, $1 ,400.
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Woo!
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Yo, Dylan, guess what I found in the
back of my limo?
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A picnic basket.
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Wrong beach, man.
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Puppies. Good thing. We're going to make
out at the beach like bandits. Women
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love puppies.
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Check it out.
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A baby.
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Good move.
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Women love babies even better.
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I'm wrapped so tight I feel like a
wiener.
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I wish you was.
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You know, I don't know why they have to
pipe that New Age stuff in here.
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I don't know about y 'all.
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Shoot, the sound the whales make don't
do it for me.
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Then you really won't like their video.
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Oh, pal, I just want to thank you for
taking me out for that wonderful steak
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lobster lunch.
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Wait a minute. You're supposed to be up
to your lips in beach bits.
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Oh, I canceled that so I could go to
lunch with Harold. He's crazy about me.
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Harold, Harold, come here, Harold. Well,
you don't want to see me. Well, I want
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you to meet Mary Jenkins, Rose Holloway,
and Pearl Shack, my older, less
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attractive friend.
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So nice to meet you.
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Harold.
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What a coincidence.
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You know, that was Sandra's name before
she went to Denmark for the operation.
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I've canceled my pine sap face pack so
you can help me with my acceptance
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speech. What can I say?
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Acceptance speech?
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Sandra Clark, you haven't even had one
of your treatments.
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Ah, didn't I mention that Terrell is one
of the judges?
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Sandra Clark, you big cheater, come back
here.
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You win your way, I win mine.
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Ten loads of concrete plus labor, five
loads of sand.
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Yo, Lester. What is it, Travis? I'm
busy.
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I know, but actually, I was wondering,
you're in the construction business.
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Do you have any real big safety pins I
could borrow?
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No, Travis. Oddly enough, we still use
nails in the construction business.
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Then can I borrow a cup of talcum
powder?
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Talcum powder? What do you think this
is, a drugstore?
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Well, then I guess the diaper's out of
the question.
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Wait a minute.
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Safety pins?
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Talcum powder?
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Diapers?
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Travis!
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Yeah, that's the baby, all right.
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Yeah, we noticed.
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I stopped to get a Slurpee, and when I
came back to my limo, there was this
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with a baby attached to it.
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Please take care of my baby.
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I've got no place to live, no job, and I
can't raise Janie on the streets.
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See that she has a good home and tell
her I love her.
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So what are we going to do now?
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I think we're past the boiling water
part.
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Well, I suggest you call the police.
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Why? So they can bust it for drooling.
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It's going to be okay. The police know
how to handle these things.
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I think he's right.
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Good. I'm glad we got that settled.
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The last time I saw a little thing that
cute, it was mine.
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I'll see you later. All right.
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Hello, police.
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Can I have the baby department?
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I don't care what Lester says. That baby
is not doing time.
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Well, I think we should do what's right
for the baby.
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What if her mother changes her mind and
decides to come back?
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Why can't we just keep her till Monday?
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I guess we could, but you know the
landlord.
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No babies, no pets, no Elvis
impersonators.
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But he's not gonna find out.
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It'll be a piece of cake.
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Besides, how much trouble can a little
baby be?
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I played doctor before, but never like
this.
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Disengage adhesive.
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Adhesive disengage.
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Open flap.
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Flap open.
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Ew!
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Here, dispose of this in the nearest
nuclear waste dump.
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Dispose.
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It's a real fashion statement.
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What is it? The baggy look.
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Oh, no.
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Now what?
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You think she's hungry?
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No, she hardly touched that pastrami
sandwich I gave her.
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Klingon?
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Babies don't just eat pastrami
sandwiches.
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You gotta strain it first.
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That's why I bought this baby formula.
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My little pudgy -woodgy, pudgy -woodgy,
pudgy
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-woodgy!
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I got wedgies when I should have
pudgies.
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Oh, no.
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If she keeps this up, Barlow's going to
make us get rid of her.
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It's cost a drastic measure.
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You don't mean the Duke.
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Bingo.
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Let's hit it.
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Two, three, four.
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Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl. Duke,
Duke, Duke of Earl. Duke, Duke.
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again to my favorite part. Quick, we
gotta hide the kid.
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What on earth was that
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dreadful noise?
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It sounded like a cat having a root
canal.
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Yeah, it was.
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Fluffy's fine now, so thanks for
dropping by.
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What is that, the Novocaine wearing off?
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Won't your laundry require a snorkel for
the rent cycle?
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You know, it's a perfectly good
explanation as to why this baby...
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not the least bit interested.
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And we've kindly removed that
catawalling creature from my premises
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have you both evicted.
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But we can't. Because this baby's
already been abandoned once today.
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Just look. No.
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Look how cuddly she is. Oh, no.
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Is he so crazy about you, Junior?
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I'm not a baby person.
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Hey, she has your eyes.
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You really think so?
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Beautiful eyes, don't you think?
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Never mind, never mind, never mind that.
What's that baby still doing here?
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Killing time till puberty.
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I told you guys to call the police.
Well, it's a moot point at this moment
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this adorable child presents a problem
that requires your expertise.
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Don't tell me she wants to build a mini
mall.
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Mr. Jenkins, could you please help us
figure out why she keeps crying?
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We've tried everything.
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We rocked her, we cuddled her. Well,
what makes you think I can get the baby
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stop crying?
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Here, here, here.
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Well, you know, I still have to touch.
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I'll give you $10 for a cheeseburger.
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Holloway party.
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Break time.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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I was about to lay down and wait for the
paramedics.
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Break's over.
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If I was in better shape, I'd walk up
her face and down her back.
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$20.
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Time for the avocado experience.
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Come, ladies.
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Avocado experience?
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What is she talking about? Who knows?
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If it's anything like yesterday, we'd
probably eat the skins and line up so
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can throw the pits at us.
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I'll give you a fruitcake for Christmas.
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Well, this has got to be the biggest
bowl of guacamole in the world.
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Yeah, and we're the chips.
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This is without a doubt the second most
disgusting thing I've ever done in my
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life. Hope don't ask me.
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Do you know the only treatment Sandra
Clark has had since she's been here is a
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pedicure?
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That's probably because that little
judge has a foot fetish.
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Well, this is Mr.
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Trevor, the Golden Grotto beauty
consultant.
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He's going to help you with your hair
and makeup.
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Don't we look delicious?
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You know, personally, I think they need
to marinate a little longer, you know. I
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told you there wasn't much there to work
with.
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All right, Simon, that's it. You have
just crossed over into the dead zone.
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wait, now, Mary, now, now, relax. Now,
take it easy. This is one of Mr.
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latest designs.
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Don't do something you'll be sorry for.
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I don't know what came over me. I'm
sorry.
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Yeah.
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And to prove it, let's shake
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on it.
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Yeah, well. Nah, nah. You gonna splat
me. Get off. You married. I'm not gonna
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splat.
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treat in turquoise, Sandra Clark.
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Our judges have made their decision.
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Oh, now the moment you've been waiting
for.
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The winner of this year's makeover
contest, Miss Golden Grotto, the
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lovely...
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your weekend.
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I get it. Maybe it's abandoned nanny.
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Great. That time we slept almost ten
minutes.
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I'm looking for Travis Fillmore.
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First there were folk masses.
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Now they're making house calls.
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I'm Travis Gilmore.
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Oh, Janie.
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Janie, is that you?
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Oh, thank goodness I found you. Please
forgive me. I'll never leave you again.
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Let me guess. This must be the mother.
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All right. I knew it. I knew you'd come
back.
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How'd you find her?
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I took a business card from the limo.
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I guess deep down I knew I couldn't
really give her up.
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Well, what are you going to do now? Your
note said you had no place to live.
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Well, Father Gabay spoke to my sister.
She said that we can stay with her until
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I get a job.
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What happens next time things get rough?
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She has help now.
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She's not alone anymore.
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I was just so desperate.
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I did what I thought was best for Janie.
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But now I know the best thing for her is
her mother.
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Well, I have a feeling you're going to
work things out fine now.
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Yeah.
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Hey, how would you and Janie like to
ride back to your sister's house and
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You mean in the limo? Oh, yeah.
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Gee, thanks.
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All right, let's go.
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Where does she live?
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Chicago.
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Bring me back a club size.
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You know, Janie really has beautiful
eyes.
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Well,
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Lester, you know, we have just shared a
very unique experience. Yeah, kind of
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like one of those male bonding things
Oprah's always talking about.
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It kind of could lead to a beautiful
friendship.
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No.
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