All language subtitles for 227 s04e19 Trial and Error

They have no place like home.

With your family around you, you're
never alone.

Know that you're loved. You don't need
to roam. Cause there's no place like

home.

Times are changing every day.

We won't get by with no flame or way.

Pulling together, we'll make it right.

With him, bro, my friends, I know we
are.

No place like home With your family
around you You're never alone When

you know that you love You don't need to
roam Cause there ain't no place like

There ain't no place like There ain't no
place

like There's no place like home I mean
no place child

Mary

Have you and Lester decided what you're
going to do on your anniversary?

Oh, yes.

Lester has decided to surprise me with a
romantic dinner for two at home.

Well, Mary, if you know about it, what's
the surprise?

He doesn't know I know Rose.

I will never forget what I did with my
first husband on our 21st anniversary.

What? I divorced a sucker.

It's Sandra!

I wish I could divorce my neighbor.

Hi,

everybody. Hi.

Mammy, I need your help. Look, they want
me for jury duty, and I need an excuse

to get out of it. Why do you want to get
out of it? Because what jury duty will

do to my social calendar is criminal.

You know, Sandra, most people called for
jury duty are never used.

My friend Francine just sat around
playing games with a bunch of guys.

I don't have to leave home for that one.

Okay, Sondra, if you really want to get
out of it, tell the defense attorney

that you think the accused is guilty.

Tell the prosecuting attorney that you
think the accused is innocent.

But most importantly, tell them both you
have to get back to the mother

spaceship.

Sandra, you ought to be ashamed of
yourself. Don't you know what a

is to serve on a jury?

Tell it, girl.

I mean, we live in a country where a man
is at least supposed to be innocent

until proven guilty.

Work it, Mary. You ain't working it.

You ought to get down on your knees and
give thanks that you have the

opportunity to at least see that a man
gets a fair try. All right!

Oh, Mary, you're right. I hadn't even
stopped to consider the greatness of

opportunity I've been given. I mean, I
might...

meet a cute attorney.

Ray, what are you doing here?

Mary, I know this is going to be hard to
believe, but I delivered this letter to

the wrong address.

Okay. What's the part that's hard to
believe?

Anyway, I wanted to bring it up to you
in person.

You don't have to tip me. Lunch will be
enough.

Ray, you were born out to lunch.

Okay, I'll bring it back around dinner
time.

Good. That'll give me time to buy a pit
bull.

I don't care what you serve. You cook
it, I'll eat it.

Ray, who's that out in the hall?

Who? You.

I don't believe it.

and for jury duty.

This is for you, Mary, to get down on
your knees and get thanked.

Where have you been? You're late.

Oh, I'm sorry. The traffic was just
terrible.

Funny.

There wasn't too much traffic for the
ten of us.

You know, honey, you really should try
eating some bran in the morning.

I don't know how I got selected for this
jury. I did everything Rose told me,

and still both attorneys picked me.

And did she tell you to wear that tight
-fitting low -cut dress?

Oh, yeah. Oh, you're right.

Oh, Mary, you don't know how lucky you
are.

Stunning looks are a curse.

How would you like for me to remove that
curse?

Well, we sure hit the jackpot with this
case.

I think it's great that this is a murder
trial.

Do we get paid more for this?

No, it's still $5 a day.

We get paid for this?

Wow, what a country.

Money isn't the issue.

A man's life is at stake here. Oh,
what's one less man in this world?

these people ladies and gentlemen of the
jury the trial of the district of

columbia versus victor douglas is about
to begin so if you will proceed into the

courtroom please thank you oh mary don't
bother to

save a seat for me okay i'm gonna sit
with him well mary what's it like being

stuck on a jury eight hours a day for
two weeks with son I think it's

as cruel and unusual punishment.

Mary, do you think that slime bucket
killed his wife?

I don't know how many ways to say this.

We are not allowed to discuss the case.

Oh, Mom, you can tell us. We're family.

No, you're not. I've never seen you
before in my life.

I'll get the dessert.

The man is innocent, I'm telling you.
Oh, Lester, how can you say that? You

the papers.

Victor Douglas' wife went with him on
that cruise to tell him that the

was over.

There they were, in the stateroom,
having a nice dinner.

Boom, he murdered her. That would have
never happened on Longboat.

Victor must have killed her, because
nobody in the hall saw her leave the

stateroom, so he had to do it when they
were together in there.

The man had an alibi.

alibi, unless there were witnesses.

No, Pearl, I think it was one of those
strange dudes that likes to go to the

bathroom alone.

convict or not.

You will find out tomorrow after we
deliberate.

Well, I just hope there's a quick
verdict. Remember, we're celebrating our

anniversary tomorrow.

Oh, honey, now how could I forget that?

Where are we going? Oh, never mind.
We're just gonna lie and have a little

candlelight, a little dinner, a little
wine.

A little romance.

A little sickness.

Is she in your will? Who? You see
somebody? I'm sitting right here.

People, people, quiet, please, quiet.

Could everyone take their seats?

Thank you.

Now, let's get down to business.

First, I would like to compliment you on
your wisdom in electing me foreperson.

Nobody else wanted that job.

That, as it may, when the framers of our
Constitution gathered in...

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Oh, could we speed this up, please?

I mean, we have families at home waiting
for us. I live alone.

No.

Could we take a preliminary vote just to
see where we all stand?

Who got elected, you or me?

Can we take a preliminary vote just to
see where we all stand?

Write your verdict on a piece of paper
and pass it down to me.

Uh, what are our choices?

I think that would be guilty or not
guilty.

Geez, how do you remember all that?

At five dollars a day, you get what you
pay for, huh?

All right.

Guilty.

Guilty.

Guilty. Guilty.

Guilty. Guilty. Guilty.

Guilty.

Guilty. Looks like we're going to have
an early lunch.

Guilty. Guilty and not guilty.

Not guilty.

Well, now, wait a minute. Whoever it is
has a right to vote the way he or she

feels. Okay, who's the bird brain?

Someone who dots their eyes with a happy
face.

It's much fable.

Miss Clark, for the hundredth time, why
do you think the guy's not guilty?

Well, I have a reasonable doubt, and
that's all I need to vote not guilty.

that's what Maurice told me.

Oh, Maurice?

Your hairdresser?

Well, he knows Lord now, Mary. He used
to do what's -his -name's hair, what's

-his -name, on that line.

Oh, well, hey, that's good enough for
me.

You mean to say that we are all stuck
here because of some hairdresser?

Yes, and he's very, very good. And I
would give you his name, but, you know,

think it's a little too late.

Why don't we take a ten -minute break
and clear our heads?

Harriet, some of us have nothing to
clear.

Everybody mad at me.

And so am I.

You're keeping all of us from going home
early. And you know my anniversary's

tonight. Yeah, but look, Mary. They
never did find Victor's wife's body.

he threw her overboard.

Have you seen the size of those ship's
portholes?

You can barely stick your head through
to throw up.

I know, I try.

For your information, their stateroom
had its own private poop deck.

I mean, all Victor had to do was open
the French doors, and the child was tuna

salad.

Well, I don't care.

They still never did find her body.

Guilty.

Guilty.

Guilty.

Guilty. And not guilty.

I give up. I'm going to kill that woman.
No, with me, with me, with me.

No, I voted guilty. See, see?

She has no happy face on that ballot.

Then who was it? Who changed their mind?

I don't think it was me.

Okay, I admit it. It was me.

I changed my vote.

What is this? You two in some kind of
conspiracy to drive us nuts or what?

Look, I had a reasonable doubt, okay?

I mean, it's beginning to bother me that
nobody ever found the body.

That's because Victor threw it over the
poop deck, Mary.

Weren't you listening to what you said?

The judge would like to know if you've
reached a verdict yet.

No, it's still 11 to 1.

All right.

Who's the troublemaker?

None of your business.

It was you, wasn't it?

You better call the judge. We'll have to
continue tomorrow.

Don't leave. Not until I come back with
the judge's instructions.

All right, everyone.

I just spoke to the judge, and he is not
a happy camper.

What time should we come back in the
morning?

Eight o 'clock. The bus will pick you up
in front of the hotel at 7 .45.

What bus? What hotel?

Are we on a tour?

The judge isn't ready to accept a hung
jury, and since the media is playing

case up, his honor has decided to
sequester all of you in a hotel for the

evening. Oh, no, look.

My husband and I are celebrating our
anniversary tonight.

Well, he'll just have to start without
you, won't he?

Shall we go?

Well, Mary, here's another fine mess
you've gotten us into.

Dad, do I have to spend the night at
Aunt Charlotte's? Uh, let me put it this

way. Yeah.

Dad, Aunt Charlotte is so boring.

have to listen to the same old army
stories and if i've seen her tattoo once

i've seen it a hundred times brandon
tonight belongs to your mother and me

you weren't here when we got married
you're certainly not going to be here

we celebrate our anniversary now tell me
how does everything look hey funky

fresh out the pack thank you very much i
think dad if

that's on charlotte will you tell her
not to wake me up in the morning with

bugle

Hello. Hi, honey.

Hey, how you doing, babe? Where are you?

I'm still here.

Well, hurry up home. I got a great
surprise for you.

I got a great surprise for you, too.

I'm not coming.

What? But, man, we've never been apart
on our anniversary before.

You think I want to be down here at the
Manchester Hotel with Sandra rather than

with you?

Well, I guess not.

Has a man come in by to pick up my
clothes?

Mm -hmm.

I love you, honey.

I love you, too.

Bye.

Your mother can't make it. She's been
sequestered. Oh, poor dad.

Feels so bad for you.

But I guess this means I don't have to
go to Aunt Charlotte's. Oh, no, you are

going. If I'm not going to have a good
time, neither are you. But, Dad!

look like I'm doing.

Mary, I've been thinking.

Uh -oh.

We never get a chance to sit down and
talk.

And there's a reason for that.

Well, here's a good opportunity for us
to sit down and have a nice, long,

intelligent conversation for once.

Okay.

You start.

In your whole life.

How many football players have you gone
out with?

So much for conversation.

Come on, Mary. We got to do something in
here.

No TV, no newspaper, no radio.

No men.

The only man I want to see is Lester.

Only one? I got a long list.

You've got the whole telephone book.

I'm going to bed.

This early?

I haven't been to bed this early
since... Oh, never mind.

Mary, this is my side of the bed.

This is the right side of the bed.

I always sleep on the right side of the
bed.

I always sleep on the right side of the
bed, too.

Now, why is it I can't picture you
sleeping?

I get it.

I haven't even said my prayers yet.

What are you doing here?

I volunteered for duty tonight, so if
you need me, I'll be in the hallway

oysters.

Excuse me.

I'm the house mother.

And I'm sorry, but little Sandra can't
come out to play.

Oh, well, uh... I'll just stop by later
to check on you when the den mother's

gone asleep.

Oh, Mary, I just love oysters.

Well, if I can't be with the one I love,
I'm going to sleep.

Mary, you got a quarter?

For what?

We can make the bed vibrate.

I got a better idea.

Why don't we tie these sheets together
and I lower your butt out the window?

Mary, we on the 10th floor.

Oh, let's give it a try.

Oh, Mary, that's probably the bailiff
again. Let's turn off all the lights

I'm going to punch his lights out.

Ooh, caviar. Where did that come from?

Fish. Ooh.

And that's champagne.

Grapes.

This is a mistake. I'm afraid I'll have
to go back. Oh, no, no, no, Mary. Now,

you never send champagne back unless
it's flat.

Oh, thank you very much. And on your
next trip, I'd like you to bring me a

please. A la carte.

There's a man under there.

That's some fast room service.

Happy anniversary, babe.

safe for you to be here.

Well, just a quick toast and room
service can wheel me right back out of

Lester, if you're caught, it's jewelry
tampering. Hey, there's only one juror I

want to tamper with. Come in here.

Now you're in front of Sandra.

Oh, that's okay, Mary.

Just act like I'm not even here.

I've tried that for years.

Well, I'm just going to pour out a
little champagne and make a little

To my wonderful wife of 21 years, who I
always love.

Oh, honey.

And to my wonderful husband, who's made
me the happiest walnut in the

world.

Sandra, would you stop it?

Sandra, it's me, Andrew.

Mary, it's the bailiff. Quick, hide in
the back.

Hi, I thought I heard... Ah, champagne.

Caviar. How romantic.

Now, obviously, you knew I was going to
stop by.

Oh, Andrew, it's nice of you to stop by,
but I'll see you in court tomorrow.

Okay, bye. Wait, wait, wait, wait. As
long as I'm here, why don't I just pour

some champagne for you two ladies?

Uh, no, no, no, no, no. That's okay. Oh!

Oh! I am so sorry. Say what you did!

Uh, why don't I just clean up this mess
and get it out of here? No, no, no. No,

no, no. I insist this was all my fault.
I'll take care of it.

Okay, honey, you can come out. He's
gone.

Yeah, but he took the getaway car.

Now what am I going to do?

Honey, are you finished?

In more ways than one.

Like a guest on the Geraldo show.

But listen, did you have to wear the one
dress I brought that wasn't original?

Now, come on, Sandra. You wouldn't want
him to get on the elevator and run into

a woman with the same dress on.

I'm gonna get you for this, ma 'am. I'm
gonna get your butt for this.

Here, honey.

Put on your hat and veil.

And one word of caution to you, Lester,
now. No, seriously.

There are sailors in the neighborhood.

Just get me out of here.

Okay, I don't see the bed.

Now, honey, when you get out there, go
as fast as you can.

The stairs are at the end of the
hallway.

Are you sure the hotel allows drag
racing?

Oh, honey.

Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary.

It's like one of those movies from
Denmark.

You can't go in there, miss.

Oh, I'm sorry. And this missus, I'm
looking for the honeymoon suite.

Barry, no offense, but Lester sure makes
an ugly woman.

Yeah, but he sure makes a great -looking
man.

Could you imagine Pearl's reaction when
she sees Lester wiggling up those...

That explains it.

Well, that explains what happened to
Victor Douglas' wife.

You're trying to make us believe that
Victor's wife walked out of the

dressed as a man?

Well, it's possible.

I mean, while Victor was in that
bathroom, she could have put on his

ducked out of there.

I'm confused.

No kidding.

Isn't that a little far -fetched? Maybe,
but it's possible. Right, Sandra?

I can see how that could happen. Yeah.

Funny you should say that. Last night I
peeked out my door and I saw this woman

running down the hall and I could have
sworn she had a mustache.

So, it's possible, right?

Right. And that's a reasonable doubt.

Mary Jenkins' argument convinced her
fellow jurors, and Victor Douglas was

not guilty.

Six weeks later, Victor's wife was found
in the French Riviera with his best

friend. Sondra Clark is dating the
bailiff, who is now broke but has a

smile on his face.

Larry the juror is seriously considering
running for vice president of the

United States.