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They had no place like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you're loved, you
don't need to roam. Cause there's no
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like home.
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Times are changing every day.
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We won't get by with no...
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There ain't no place like Beverly Hills
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There's no place like home.
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I mean, no place, child.
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Okay,
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Pearl, put it down.
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Those belong to Sandra.
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Oh. How did Sandra manage to find one
rich man after another?
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Persistence, dedication, and a low -cut
dress.
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Well, I'll tell you one thing. If I had
a boyfriend showering me with this,
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shoot, I'd be home waiting for him.
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You at home waiting anyway, Rose.
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But I just haven't figured out what for.
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Shut up, Pearl.
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You know, I sure would love to know who
this guy is.
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You know, I bet he's one of those real
estate developers. Probably owns half of
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downtown Washington.
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You really think he's Japanese?
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Oh, man.
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Why don't you read the card?
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Oh, Pearl, I can't do that. Well, I can.
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To my honey lamb from your snuggle bear,
till we meet again in the strawberry
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patch. Boy, she's dating Peter
Cottontail.
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Mom, do you know who's going to be in
town next week?
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Let me guess.
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Bugs Bunny.
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Oh, Mom Prince, he's appearing in RFK
Stadium. Can we go?
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Well, I don't see why not. I do the
money.
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$150 a ticket.
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That's outrageous.
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$150.
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Child, for $150, the seats better be in
Princess' lap.
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But Mrs. Jenkins missed the chance of a
lifetime.
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Could you please lend us the money? I
mean, we'll pay you right back.
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Wait a minute, Calvin.
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See, this is your family tree over here.
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Ask her.
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I already know what she's going to say.
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The boy's smarter than I thought.
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Please, Mom, you don't know how much
this means to us. I'm sorry, Brenda, but
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that's too expensive.
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the tax write -off.
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Thank you, H &R Block.
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Look, if you really want to go bad
enough... Oh, we do. We do want to go
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enough. Then earn the money.
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How? Tell you guys what. I need a lot of
chores done around the building. And if
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you're willing, I'll pay you $5 an hour
each.
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What about a dental plan?
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You don't need to teach to clean the
stoop.
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All right, well, I'm the foreman, you're
my personal secretary, and you're
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working day shift today.
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How you doing, Ms. Clark? Hi, Ms. Clark.
Oh, Ms. Clark, do you have any chores
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you need us to do? We're trying to make
some money.
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Who is it?
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My kitty!
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So, Sandra, when do we get to meet
Snuggle there?
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I mean, your latest conquest.
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Oh, Rose, we are co - Wesley on the go.
The opera, Kennedy Center, yacht races,
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presidential dinners. If you're ever
invited to any of those places, I'll
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introduce you.
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That man sure thinks a lot of you.
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Oh, he does well. He worships the ground
I shuffle.
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Does he know how many malls that covers?
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Well, he doesn't care. He owns them all.
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So, Sandra, let's open some of your
presents.
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Oh, come on now, Rose.
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Gifts between consenting adults should
be kept personal and private. It's like
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sacred trust.
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How about the big one? Okay.
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Do you think we should help her?
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Okay.
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Alexandria, you missed the spot.
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Why do I feel like Cinderella?
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Wow, look at that.
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That's what I call a limo.
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Really does my heart good to see a young
person so hard at work.
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Reminds me of myself when I was your
age.
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I'm trying to earn money to go to the
Prince concert.
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Oh, well, yeah.
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Keep up the good work.
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Ten dollars.
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Thanks, mister.
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That sure is a slamming ride you got
there.
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You're giving a great price on wax dolls
today.
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Well, maybe tomorrow, kid. Right now.
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I got to pay my sweetheart a quick
visit. Oh, you know my grandmother?
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Sandra Clark is your grandmother?
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Sandra Clark is your sweetheart?
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Oh, yeah, but to me, she's my honey
lamb.
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She's up in our apartment, apartment E.
Oh, well, thanks.
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I'll be looking for that wax job
tomorrow, huh?
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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it must be Sandra.
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Here to pick up the rest of her catch of
the day.
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Well, howdy.
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Some nice young kids downstairs told me
I could find Sandra Clark here.
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Another delivery?
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I should go back up to her apartment.
She'll be down in a few minutes. I'm
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Jenkins. I'll take it. Oh, no, no, no. I
deliver it in person.
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Would you mind if I wait here?
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Oh, no. Come on in. Thank you. Thank
you.
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Isn't delivering kind of a strenuous job
for a man your age?
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used to say, go with the flow.
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Flow was my mama.
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Well, can I get you something to drink?
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Well, champagne would be nice.
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How about a ginger ale?
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Yeah, no comparison.
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You see my other blue shirt?
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Who's he?
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Oh, she's delivering another package
from Sandra's new boyfriend.
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Oh, boy, has she got that guy dancing on
a string.
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Yeah, some men are just patsies.
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You don't know who this jerk is, do you?
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Oh, my honey lamb.
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Oh, brother, I'll get your shirt.
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Oh, Anthony, what are you doing here?
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Oh, I'm just being a patsy.
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I'm Lester Jenkins.
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Oh, yes, I met your wife. And these are
our neighbors, Rose Holloway and Pearl
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Shea. Oh, yes, and I'm Abdonel. And I'm
your speed.
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I like her.
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More than little me.
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Oh, don't you just make your heart want
to melt when she pouts like that? Uh
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-huh. Just makes you want to hug her and
give her diamonds.
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This is for you, honey, now.
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Amber, you are spoiling me.
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That's a dust buster.
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Charlie Gold.
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Yeah, she's a male.
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How can you sleep in the same building
with her?
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I think I hear Mary calling me.
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So, where are you going tonight?
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Well, we're going to take a drive around
the park, and then we'll have dinner at
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the Wedgewood Inn.
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Then I'll take her back to my penthouse
overlooking the Potomac and ask her to
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marry me.
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Well?
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Well, I know I should get down on one
knee to propose, but I'm saving my
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for the honeymoon.
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Amber, this is so sudden.
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I don't know what to say.
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I'll say yes.
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Well, now, tell me, don't you want to
share my gold cards with me or not, huh?
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Mary, Mary, what do you think I should
do? Should I marry him or not?
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My name is Bennett, and I ain't in it.
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Well, Amber, my answer is, um, well,
give me three days to think about it.
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You better make it one. You ain't
getting any younger.
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You relax.
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I am relaxed. I'm perfectly relaxed.
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What makes you think I'm not relaxed?
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You're not talking about yourself.
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We're in the money. That's Abner. He's
honking our song.
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Oh, yeah.
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What are you going to tell him?
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Yeah. I know.
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Definitely one or the other.
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Mrs. Abner Moneybags Neff.
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Think about it. Oh, I'm so confused.
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Can I be really happy married to this
man?
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Sure, I'll be living in a big house.
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Dripping in jewels.
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and your hand and foot, you're all
invited to the wedding.
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Hey, everybody.
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What happened to Abbie? I passed him on
the way up. He was all loaded down with
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presents. For me?
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Hey, he's a proud man. I tried to help
him. He called me a whippersnapper and
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kicked me in the shins.
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That man sure got spoke.
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Yeah, and pointed -toed shoes.
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Oh, thank you, Jesus.
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Hey, oh, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
First thing, please.
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Will you marry me?
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Would you two like to be alone?
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Oh, that's a good idea. Let's go in the
bedroom.
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Excuse me.
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Try the kitchen.
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What's it going to be, honey lamb?
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You know, Abner, there comes a time in a
woman's life when she's ready to settle
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down.
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But first, I got to tell you something.
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I've been out with a few other men.
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I'll accept that.
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But of all those men, you are the nicest
and the sweetest.
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Don't forget the riches.
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I'll accept that.
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You know... You mean the world to me,
Sandra.
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So why don't we just get married and
have a couple of little Abner's?
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Well, Abner, I'm happy to tell you that
my answer is... Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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No.
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Abner, I just can't do it. I mean, I
like you a lot, but the truth is if I
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married you, it would just be for your
money.
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Then it's yes.
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Abner, I'm really sorry, but I just
can't be your wife.
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Now, I hope that doesn't upset you too
much.
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Well, naturally, I'm disappointed.
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But when you reach my age, you learn to
take things in stride. I mean, it's not
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like it's going to kill me, huh?
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Please tell me you're doing the Pledge
of Allegiance.
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Oh, Mary, that's the face for coming
down with me.
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I hope Abner's going to be okay. I feel
like this is all my fault. Sandra, he's
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an old man. You can't blame yourself for
what happened.
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Well, maybe if I hadn't said no. Maybe
if I had married him. Child, if you had
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married him, you never would have made
it to the hospital.
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Uh, excuse us, nurse. Do you have an
Abner Neff in here?
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Oh, let me check.
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Well, I guess he's still here. I don't
see him in the obituary.
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How he doing?
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Well, let me put it to you this way.
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I wouldn't buy him war and peace.
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Well, I guess not. With you, he's
already got war and very little peace.
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Well, go ahead.
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Get the book.
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But I'll be the only one who reads it.
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What does RN stand for, rude nurse?
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Who's your supervisor?
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I am.
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And who's above you?
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If you mean the chief administrator, I
can take him with one hand.
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I want you to get your training in the
Marines.
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You got it, buddy.
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Well, I was a sergeant in the Marines.
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Well, say hello to Captain Grubb.
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Well, Mary, looks like I'm outranked.
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Look, good luck. I got to go. See you
later.
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Dr. Miller, Dr. Miller, please call
radiology. You know, Mary, I've been
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thinking it over.
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It doesn't look like Abner has much time
left, so there's only one honorable
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thing for me to do.
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I'm going to marry him.
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What a kind, loving thought.
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What did you do with the real Sandra?
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I'm not going to really marry him. I'm
just going to tell him I'm going to
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him. You know, put a smile on his face
before he goes, you know, to the great
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big shop and sit in the sky.
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It's good to see the old Sandra back.
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Come on in. Not so fast, ladies.
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No one goes in there without my
permission, and I ain't giving it.
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But I got to speak to him.
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Yeah, she's got to tell him she's going
to marry him.
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You're in the wrong place. The sixth
floor is the psychiatric ward.
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What is this? A hospital or a prison?
The man is getting ready for his final
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countdown. All we want to do is give him
a little loving care.
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I mean, to make him a little more
comfortable before he goes on that long
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chariot ride.
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Swing low.
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We chariot.
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Coming for the chariot.
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and they'll have to fix you for a body
cast.
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Yes, sir.
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Good. Now, remember, you're Nurse Swan,
and I'm Dr. Butler.
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Okay. If you need any advice, just ask
me. I've been playing doctor since I was
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three years old.
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So you're the one that started
malpractice.
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Good. Grouchy Grub is gone. Come on.
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Oh, doctor?
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Yes, nurse?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were Dr.
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Lee.
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You're out of the operating room. Why
the mask?
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We're going to rob a bank.
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Don't mind her. She got too close to the
ether.
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Well, if you'll excuse me, I got some
patients to check on. I think I'll start
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with 1401.
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Nurse?
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Nurse Grubb? Yes, doctor.
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Nurse, would you lift your head, please?
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My head?
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Just do it, nurse. Just do it.
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Just as I thought.
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You see what I say?
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Yeah, that's the worst case I've ever
seen.
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Don't worry.
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There's going to be a telethon on it
next week.
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Pardon me. Pardon me. Get this nurse
down to ISO immediately.
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What? What?
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What? I mean, since my insurance covers
this.
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And hose her down with foam.
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Nurse. Nurse.
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Come with me. Yeah, you. I could use
you.
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Oh, well, I'm busy right now, but if you
call me after six, I can... Is there
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something wrong?
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No, no, no.
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Dr. Butler, are you new to this
facility?
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Yes, I just got in from Vienna.
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You don't know me? I'm the world -famous
surgeon.
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Oh, Dr.
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Butler, of course. Forgive me for not
recognizing you. I mean, it's just such
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great honor to meet someone so
outstanding in this field. I mean, her
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Yes, yes.
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I'm bad.
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I'm bad. You know it.
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And I'm her assistant, Nurse Swire.
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Uh, doctor, I could use your opinion.
Would you like to look at these for me?
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Mm -hmm.
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Well, what do you think?
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I think we should wait till they're
developed.
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00:16:59,961 --> 00:17:03,149
Seriously, doctor, I mean, that's the
worst -looking liver I ever saw.
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Have you tried eating in the cafeteria?
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My, it's certainly refreshing to see a
doctor of your stature with such a
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carefree and humorous approach.
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Did you hear her joke about the
chiropractor and the camel?
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Nurse, Nurse Juan, you can go on with
the operation. I'll join you later.
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You let a nurse operate?
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Equal opportunity.
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They've come a long way, baby.
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Well, since you have so much free time,
Mommy, it would mean a great deal to me
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personally if you would observe me
operate.
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Oh, no, no, no. You won't have to do
anything. You just stand there and hold
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intestines.
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Who is it?
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Somebody here who loves you.
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Who's always loved you.
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Someone who's faithful and loyal to you.
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My dog, Spot.
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Where did you learn how to talk?
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Oh, it's Sandra.
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I don't have a dog named Sandra.
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Adam, try and understand this.
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I said I wasn't going to marry you, but
I made a foolish mistake.
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You're a kind, wonderful man, and the
girl would be crazy to let you go.
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I just want you to know I'll marry you
anytime.
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You'll marry me?
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Yes, Admiral.
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I'll marry you.
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Oh, you've made me so happy.
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00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:41,939
How could you even pretend to be a
doctor? You faint just putting a Band
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00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:42,888
a cut.
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00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,490
So I didn't have to do all that.
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00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:49,210
I assisted in three appendectomies, two
broken arms, and a tummy tuck.
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00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:50,500
And a tummy deck.
339
00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:57,570
Hi, guys. Can I use the phone?
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00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,840
Dylan, when are you going to get your
own phone?
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00:19:00,841 --> 00:19:03,849
Yeah, I'm tired of you walking down the
hallway of this apartment every night.
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00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:06,380
Well, maybe we should get a longer
extension cord.
343
00:19:06,381 --> 00:19:11,259
Don't you feel strange making personal
calls in front of other people?
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00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:15,819
Well, you know, I do hate to make you
and Lester wait in the kitchen, but, you
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00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,380
know, if you don't mind.
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00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:20,300
All right, that's it. Out and no more
phone calls.
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00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,730
Well, how am I supposed to contact
people?
348
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,810
Raise pigeons.
349
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:30,179
Ooh, you know, I'm sensing some bad
vibes here. I'm starting to feel just a
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00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:31,380
little bit unwanted.
351
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,110
Oh, nuts.
352
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:34,910
Dylan, you're too sensitive.
353
00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:38,730
When your feelings get hurt too easy,
get the door lifted.
354
00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:41,530
You know, you're too insecure.
355
00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:43,490
You lack self -confidence.
356
00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:46,330
You've got to learn to trust people
more.
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00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:49,760
Finally.
358
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,740
Now what?
359
00:19:51,741 --> 00:19:56,569
Oh, Mary, I just got a call from the
hospital. They want me to come down
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00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:00,250
right away, but I just can't. I mean, I
never see nobody, you know.
361
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:03,300
Have a personal conversation with Elvis.
362
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,360
Sandra, you have got to go.
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00:20:06,361 --> 00:20:09,939
I mean, now that the man is in his final
hours, he's depending on you more than
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00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:13,140
ever. Yeah, that's right, Sandra. Sure.
Come on. We'll go with you.
365
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,430
Okay.
366
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,250
We're too late.
367
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:26,300
Oh, Sandra, Lester, Mary.
368
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,020
I'm glad you're all here.
369
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,260
Fit as a fiddle and ready for love.
370
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:34,640
Yeah, but I was memory.
371
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,830
How did you recover from your heart
attack?
372
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,280
Rolaids. Give a gas.
373
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,100
What's that for? To read your meter?
374
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,040
It's here for our wedding.
375
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:48,899
Wedding? Well, wait a minute. This is so
sudden. What about something old,
376
00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:51,670
something new, something borrowed,
something else?
377
00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:57,159
Who needs all that? We got the bride, we
got the groom, and a whippersnapper
378
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,460
here, he'll be my best man.
379
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:02,570
He calls me whippersnapper again. This
will be his permanent address.
380
00:21:02,571 --> 00:21:06,139
Abby, don't you think you're rushing
this wedding? I mean, you might have a
381
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,580
air bubbles in your stomach.
382
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,499
Yeah, I think Mary is right. And I
hardly ever think Mary is right. And the
383
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,739
truth is, she hardly ever is right. But
when a person hardly ever is right and
384
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,790
they're right, you got to listen to
them.
385
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:21,680
Well, now, let's get started. I want you
all here to meet Reverend Cole.
386
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,860
Have collar, will travel.
387
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,340
Here's my card if you ever need me.
388
00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:29,000
Oh, thanks, baby. But I'm married for
life.
389
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,550
You got that right.
390
00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:34,270
Finish reading the card. I also do
carpet cleaning.
391
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:38,510
Abner, I think you're making a big
mistake.
392
00:21:38,511 --> 00:21:39,909
A mistake?
393
00:21:39,910 --> 00:21:41,030
No, sir.
394
00:21:41,031 --> 00:21:44,849
Now, let me tell you about last night.
No, let me tell you first what I was
395
00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:48,370
thinking. No, let me tell you first
because I'm paying for the room.
396
00:21:49,110 --> 00:21:53,650
Last night, I had one foot inside the
pearly gates.
397
00:21:54,240 --> 00:22:00,560
when an angel in a nurse's uniform
appeared before me and asked me to marry
398
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,950
Abner, it was just a meaningless
gesture.
399
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:09,219
Believe me, it was a vision that gave me
something to live for, a feeling built
400
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:10,680
up inside of me.
401
00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:12,720
It was gas, Abner, gas.
402
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:20,619
And I knew I had to marry that woman and
make her my wife, and that's why I am
403
00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:22,420
married, Nurse Girl.
404
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:27,490
Oh, Abner, I don't want you to have no
relapse or nothing, but nurse good.
405
00:22:29,630 --> 00:22:32,510
It was a whirlwind courtship.
406
00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:36,649
But wait a minute, now, Abner, the nurse
you really thought was... Is one lucky
407
00:22:36,650 --> 00:22:37,850
woman. Congratulations.
408
00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:39,670
Isn't that right, Sandra?
409
00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:41,040
Oh, yeah.
410
00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:45,870
Abner, you know, I miss you, but I'm
really happy for you. Could we get
411
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,030
folks? It's my bingo night.
412
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:54,070
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here.
413
00:22:54,071 --> 00:22:58,529
Hi, Brent. How are you kids coming with
your ticket money?
414
00:22:58,530 --> 00:22:59,580
Funny you could ask.
415
00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:01,410
Can you lend us $300?
416
00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:04,400
Funny, I thought I heard my beeper go
off.
417
00:23:04,401 --> 00:23:07,509
Oh, kids, this letter came for you
today. Special delivery.
418
00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:08,469
What is it?
419
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,810
I don't have x -ray eyes. Open it up,
Jack.
420
00:23:18,891 --> 00:23:22,409
ears are going to be ringing for weeks.
421
00:23:22,410 --> 00:23:26,509
Except for Mr. Neff. He says, have a
good time and just remember you owe me a
422
00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:27,750
wax job. He's got it.
423
00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:30,750
And a lube job. And a tire rotation.
424
00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:32,850
And an engine overhaul.
425
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:34,510
And an oil change.
426
00:23:34,970 --> 00:23:37,230
A new muffler. Polish the phone.
427
00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:41,030
Wash the floor mat. Straighten up the
glove box.
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00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:45,630
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