All language subtitles for 227 s04e13 The Prince.eng

There's no place like home.

With your family around you, you're
never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.

Cause there's no place like home.

Time's all changing every day.

We won't get by with no flame away.

Pulling together, we'll make it right.

With help from our friends, I know we
can try. Cause there's no place like

With your family around you, you're
never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.

I mean, no place down.

Oh, yeah.

Mom, before I do my homework, is there
anything you'd like me to do around the

house, like vacuum, dust, or iron or
anything?

Vacuum, dust, iron?

You know, I really don't do enough
around here. With Alexandria gone for a

I ought to be doing twice my share.

Rose, call the Air Force quick.

My child has been invaded by aliens.

What is this all about?

Nothing, Mother. I'm just trying to make
your life easier.

In exchange for what?

Europe.

Wow!

That sounds fair to me. She vacuums, you
give her Europe.

Mom,

a bunch of kids are planning a trip to
Europe this summer after graduation.

Can I go, please?

Who's going with you?

Nobody, just us.

With no chaperone?

Out of the question. And don't ask your
father.

I'll get it.

Hey, remember me, Dylan? I live down the
hall.

Hey, remember me, you landlady? You owe
me rent.

This is probably a bad time.

What is it, Dylan?

Well, you know, typical neighbor
request.

Can I borrow a cup of meatloaf?

Dylan, does this look like a restaurant?

All right, then how about a little
conversation, then? You pick the topic.

say, oh, Europe.

Very subtle, Dylan.

But forget it. She won't let me go. She
says I'm too young.

Well, I just want to say that I first
went to Europe when I was 15 years old.

There were eight of us.

Three of them will be released next
week.

But, you know, seriously, Brenda is
missing out on a very big opportunity in

life. See, Mom, even my own teacher
thinks it's a great idea to go.

Great. When you get there, send us a
postcard.

And I'll be glad when I'm old enough to
make my own decision.

Well, since no one's home, I might as
well get the door.

And let yourself out.

They're out of meatloaf.

I have a serious problem.

I've known that for years.

My friend at the State Department set me
up on this blind date, and he's picking

me up for dinner in an hour.

Well, thank you for gloating in my
direction.

No, no, but Rose, Jeffrey called me,
too, and he wants to take me out to

Jeffrey, that gorgeous airline pilot?

No, that's Jerry.

Jeffrey's the gorgeous navigator.

Two more dates and you'll have a round
trip to Chicago.

Rose, you gotta do me a favor. Take this
blind date from me, please. I asked all

my other girlfriends, but she said no.

Then this'll sound familiar.

No. Oh, come on now, Rose. Now, what do
you got to lose? You never know. This

could be Mr.

Right. Sandra, I can't go out on such
short notice. I gotta prepare. I need

time. He'll be here at six.

Six is a good time.

How do I look?

Girl, give me a butterfly net so I can
catch your date's eyeballs when they pop

out.

Well, I'm ready for my date with
Jeffrey.

I'm going to need that automatic pilot
tonight with this dress on.

Oh, I don't know why I'm doing this.

To get a man, honey, to get a man.

Good afternoon, ladies.

I am looking for a Ms.

Rose Holloway.

I'm Rose Holloway.

Dark and handsome and tall, too.

Child, that's two dates.

Shall we go to dinner?

Well, where did you have in mind?

Well, that will be up to your date, His
Highness.

His Highness?

Please tell me Highness is his last
name.

I am Gordon, his chauffeur.

Before you go, could you reach up in
here and change my light bulb?

Is there some delay, Gordon?

Oh, not at all, Highness. This is Ms.

Rose Holloway. Ms. Holloway, I am Lionel
Philip Cabina, crown prince of the

island kingdom of Loma Loma.

Well, I'm convinced. Shall we go?

Don't you want to introduce your date to
the rest of us?

That's Pearl Shade. That's Mary Jenkins.

Gordon, start your engines.

Oh, wait a minute. Hello.

Aren't you forgetting something?

I was trying to.

Hi. I'm Sandra Gluck.

Your royal highness.

I think it's only fair to tell you that
I was the one originally selected to

dine with you this evening.

But she couldn't make it.

But she can now.

But, Alessandra.

Shall we go, Your Highness? We don't
want to be late.

But first, it is a custom in my country
to present my date with a small gift

before we go out.

Diamonds, Sandra.

Shall we?

Yes, we shall.

You got a gun on you?

Cause I'd like you to kill me.

Shoot. The one day I'm not packing one.

Oh, listen to this, honey.

This is an interesting article.

Ten ways to tell if your love life is
ailing.

Number one, he comes home and curls up
with his blueprints instead of his wife.

Mr. Duff. All right, baby, let's make
mad passionate love.

That was quick. Got a cigarette?

Come in and tell me everything that
happened.

Well, since I can't curl up with my
wife, can I curl up with my blueprints?

Girl, it was fantastic.

Cocktails, dinner, dancing. And that was
before we even got out the limo.

Well, what about the prints? Details,
girl, details. Well, you're going to

out for yourself because I invited him
up here to taste your peach cobbler. You

did? Yes, I did.

That's it.

Greetings, Mrs. Jenkins.

Your Highness.

Your Highness, this is my husband,
Lester Jenkins.

And, honey, this is Prince Lionel of
Loma Loma.

Pleased to meet you, Prince.

Thank you for having me here.

It is my custom to reward such
hospitality with an emerald brooch.

Oh, you shouldn't have.

I didn't.

Rose told me that extreme generosity
embarrasses some Americans.

Thank you, Rose.

So, Your Highness, how is it being the
prince?

Prince is good.

King is better.

Mom, if I only go to Europe for half the
summer, would you let me go then?

Not now, Brenda. We have company.

Prince, this is my daughter, Brenda
Jenkins.

Honey, this is Prince Lionel of Loma
Loma. A prince? A real prince?

Well, I used to be a frog, but...

Being a prince pays better.

Your mother's invited me for peach
cobbler and ice cream.

Ice cream?

I'll get it, huh?

I'll get the peach cobbler. I'll help
you marry.

Mom?

Later, Brenda, later.

Depression or just bad posture?

Bummed out.

My friends are going to Europe for the
summer, and my parents won't let me go.

That surprises me.

I thought American women had been freed
by Phil Donahue.

Not in this house.

Liberation doesn't kick in until you're
18.

In Loma Loma, women of 18 are eligible
for Social Security.

You'd be considered a full -grown,
responsible woman.

Sounds like my kind of place.

How would you like to take a tour of our
embassy tomorrow?

Oh, I'd love to, but I'm going ice
skating with my friends.

I always wanted to try that in my
country.

But our refrigerators can't make the ice
fast enough.

Why don't you come along and I can teach
you?

I'd like to.

Then you're on.

Oh, Mary!

I just came over to... Oh!

I had no idea whatsoever that you'd be
here. I thought that was somebody else's

limousine outside.

It's so nice to see you again, your
richness.

And I must admire your pair of carumbas.

I guess some things are universal.

Carumbas is Lomanese for shoes.

Oh.

Sandra, what are you doing here?

Showing the prince my carumbas. Have you
no shame?

My shoes marry my shoes.

I just thought the prince might like to
see some Washington landmarks tomorrow.

You know, Tiffany's, Cartier's, Neiman
Marcus.

invite the prince sightseeing.

Actually, Brenda's invited me to go ice
skating tomorrow.

Brenda?

Well, try not to fall on your royal
highness.

Mom! Mom!

Mom!

Oh, my goodness, what happened?

I hurt myself skating.

You went skating with the prince? Why,
you double -crossing, backstabbing man,

Chaser.

But at least you're taking it well.

I just happened to be in the
neighborhood with my skates and my tutu.

Yeah, we were so surprised to see Miss
Clark go zooming by.

Zooming by? I didn't know you could
skate.

I was zooming on my face.

and at his highness up the stairs,
showed him the way, and knocked on the

for him.

And your graciousness is appreciated.

This is for you.

Oh.

Thank you. It's about time.

I have an important announcement to
make.

I've met a very fascinating woman on
this trip, and I've decided to ask her

be my wife.

She is also intelligent.

That's all right, Sandra. Someday your
prince will come.

That's right, because this was mine.

No, no, ladies. You are both intriguing.

But I have chosen someone else.

Hot damn.

I finally hit the jackpot.

Sorry, Mother Pearl.

But the woman I have in mind is Brenda.

Brenda? Brenda.

Will you be my wife?

I'm waiting for your answer.

Well, wait no longer.

No.

Brenda is a mature woman. I think she
can speak for herself.

Honey, honey, honey.

All right, Brenda, speak for yourself.

Well, since I'm old enough to make my
own decisions, I think... Shut up,

Now, Prince, look now. What do you want
to marry Brenda for anyway?

I mean, she hasn't even...

Sis Rose.

Rose, you couldn't have been a princess
foe.

I mean, really.

What do you mean, I mean, really? I
mean, really. Let me take that out of

legs for you, okay?

Nothing personal, ladies. You see...
Shut up, y 'all. As I was saying,

in Loma Loma, the women only marry in
their teens.

In the short time I've known Brenda,
I've come to care for her deeply.

Well, listen, buddy, Brenda's my lady.

You can step outside and take care of
this right now.

Sit down, Calvin. I'm her father. I'll
handle this. But, Mr. Jenkins... Sit

down, Calvin. Mr. Jenkins, it's a matter
of honor. If you insist, do you prefer

pistols, swords, or whips?

Did you say sit down, Mr. Jenkins?

I knew he'd embarrass me.

Listen, Brenda is not going to marry
you. End of discussion.

I still have not heard from Brenda.

Okay. All right. Brenda, tell me.

Yes, I'll marry you.

There. What?

Are you crazy?

No, I'm going to marry Prince Lionel.

Splendid. Gordon will make all the
necessary wedding arrangements.

You can arrange from now to doomsday,
bud, which for you may come sooner than

you think.

It's going to be awfully hard to call
you dad.

Here you go, babe.

Oh, thanks, honey.

Dylan, my mind is made up. I know what
I'm doing.

Yeah, but Brenda, you can't get married.

You gotta finish high school, then go
off to college.

Besides, you're the milk monitor this
week.

Milk monitor?

Mom, Prince Lionel came by school today,
and he wants his family to meet you.

We don't want to meet anybody.

And the wedding is off. That's final.
Tell Lionel.

Well, I'm going to go call the store and
register my wedding pattern.

Where's she going to register?

Toys R Us?

What are we going to do with her?

We? We. Did I say we? What did I say,
we?

I just want you to know that I'm on your
side. Although if we lose...

Can I bring a date to the reception?

Get out of here. Get out of here. All
right, I'll come stand.

Goodbye, Dylan.

You know, Mary, these kids, you raise
them, you feed them, you love them, and

then they turn on you just like pit
bulls.

Relax, honey. Can't you see what she's
up to?

Sure, I can see what she's up to. I'm
her father. Fathers know about these

things.

What's she up to?

Europe. She's just trying to get up to
let her go to Europe.

It's blackmail.

You really think so?

I know so.

I don't believe it.

You think your little girl is growing up
and then she pulls a childish stunt

like this.

This is all your fault, Mary.

My fault? Yeah, she gets those sneaky
jeans from you.

Aren't you confusing my mother with
yours?

Look, don't play the dozens with me,
woman.

Look,

if Brenda wants to get married, we'll
just let her.

Only we'll just pretend to have the
ceremony.

Well, what about the prince?

We'll put a mask and a robe on Calvin.
Let him masquerade as the prince. Give

her a dose of her own medicine.

Yes! I love those sneaky tears.

I do, too.

Calvin.

Listen, Princey, I would love to sit
here and discuss world affairs with you,

but I'm kind of in a hurry.

I see you're carrying a Lomanese wedding
robe and the traditional wedding mask.

Ask me why.

Ask me why.

It's obvious.

Brenda's preparing for our wedding.
Guess again, Loma -breath.

Brenda never intended to marry you.

She's just trying to get her folks to
send her to Europe.

Then what is the wedding here for?

See, folks plan a fake wedding to teach
a lesson.

And I am the lucky girl.

Well, if what you're saying is true...

Brenda should be taught a lesson. Yeah,
Miss Clark's friend down at the State

Department gave us all the wedding
information.

Then I take it this is going to be a
real authentic wedding.

Yep. We have all the traditional stuff.

Even the unborn chestnuts?

Unborn chestnuts.

Oh, you cannot have a wedding without
the chestnuts.

I'll have Gordon take you to the embassy
to get some.

But the wedding's gonna start any
minute.

Gordon.

Oh, how you doing, Gordon?

No, dear.

They'd never approve.

They're not as open -minded as your
father and I.

I'm so lucky.

Still time to change your mind, Brand.

Oh, no, Daddy. This is the happiest day
of my life.

That must be the anxious groom now.

Well, this is it. Are you sure you want
me to open that door?

No, Mom.

I thought so.

Let Dad do it. He's closer.

Happy couple come center.

Read us the order of the ceremony.

Their sweaty bodies dried in the sand as
she looked at... Oh, wrong book.

First, the father of the bride strikes
the marriage drum, signifying the number

of children that she shall have.

hampers in the world.

Then, the sacred jubu petals are tossed
upon the bride by the virgin

neighbor.

That's you, Sandra.

Me. Oh, yeah.

Jubu petals signify a life of love and
happiness.

Tradition has it that the virgin
neighbor, that's me.

and the woman upon whose head they fall
shall have everlasting love, peace,

contentment at a house in the south of
France.

Now we do the traditional passing of the
stones.

My cousin did that last month.

Next, the mother of the bride takes the
peacock feathers and does the dance of

the peacock.

This ain't no African ceremony.

What does it say there?

Mary, Africa's not the only place they
dance. Go on, just dance, dance.

What

kind

of peacock dances there?

Clunky peacock.

This better be over soon. The virgin
neighbor has a commitment tonight.

The deer hunter.

Now the prince will walk around the
bride three times, which makes this

official.

That's one ringy dingy.

Mary Brenda's holding up pretty good.

She's just waiting for us to cave in.

One more time around and I'll be a
princess.

I'm going to put a stop to this right
now.

Relax, honey.

It's Calvin, remember?

Any minute now she'll be begging our
forgiveness.

I'm married.

I am sorry I'm late.

Calvin!

Calvin! But you just married Brenda.

I am afraid not.

Dad?

I can't be married. My parents set the
whole thing up.

You mean you knew? I overheard you
talking in the kitchen and I knew the

was fake.

Sorry. This was an authentic ceremony.

We are now man and wife.

Like hell you are.

Daddy, you tell him. Daddy, I don't want
to be married. I don't want to go to

Loma Loma. I don't want to go to Europe.
I don't want to leave this living room.

You should have thought of that before,
Brenda.

My intentions were honorable.

Yours were self -serving.

Mom! Oh, I think you have more to say
than that. The prince was right, you

You brought this on yourself.

May, whose side are you on?

No, Mom is right.

I may not be ready to make all my own
decisions, but I know I owe everybody an

apology, especially you, Prince Lionel.
I accept your apology.

You better do better than that. You
better divorce her. I had every

doing so.

Another five minutes, you could have had
community property.

Do we need lawyers?

No, just feet.

All I have to do is walk around Brenda
three times the opposite way.

Well, start tricking, Chad.

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