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There's no place like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam. Cause there's no place
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home.
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Times are changing every day.
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We won't get by with no flame away.
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Pulling together, we'll make it right.
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With help from our friends, I know we
can try. Cause there's no place like
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam. Cause there ain't no place
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like. There ain't no place like. Cause
there ain't no
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place like. There's no place like. I
mean no -play child.
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Woman with eggnog coming through.
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Where's the nut man? Woman with eggnog
going back.
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Okay, Mom, the mistletoe's up. Quick,
call Calvin before it wilts.
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Oh, no.
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I got a better idea. You call Billy Dee
Williams and I'll stand under the
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mistletoe.
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You're in a good mood today, Mom.
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Well, that's because it's Christmas Eve.
And we should remember.
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If things go wrong, it's the season to
be jolly.
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Fa -la -la -la -la -la -la.
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Hi. Oh, Edna!
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It needs more nutmeg.
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Oh, Naomi.
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I won't be able to make your Christmas
party tonight.
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It's nothing personal. It's just that
something better came along.
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Well, Miss Clark, everybody's coming to
the party to exchange gifts.
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Oh, don't worry. I'll drop your gifts
off before I leave.
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Oh, that's not necessary, Sandra.
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Your leaving will be gift enough.
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Well, where will you be going, Miss
Clark?
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Yours truly will be spending her
Christmas Eve on her boyfriend Phil's
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jet on our way to Bethlehem.
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Wow!
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Bethlehem is real!
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No, Pennsylvania.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Ooh!
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Man, mistletoe!
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That's the unfiring squad.
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They believe in us.
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Merry Christmas, everybody.
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Merry Christmas.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, baby.
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Boy, that department store was insane.
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Oh, my poor baby fighting off all those
harried shoppers just to buy me a...
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What'd you say you were getting me?
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I never said, but that's a nice charm,
eh?
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Is it those diamond earrings you've been
promising me for years? The ones you
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want so badly that I'd be a fool if I
didn't get them for you sooner or later?
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Uh -huh.
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Never heard of them.
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Hi, everyone.
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Oh, Alexandra, there you are.
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Well, it's Christmas Eve. Are you
excited?
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Actually, I'm feeling a little sad.
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Oh, that's right. This is your first
Christmas away from home.
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Is it because you miss your daddy?
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No, it's because school closed.
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She is so weird.
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Here's the final eggnog.
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Drink it or wear it.
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I'm drinking, I'm drinking.
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Who put all this nutmeg in here?
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Alexandria, would you like to put the
star on the tree?
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No, thanks.
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Well, then how about you get your
stocking and I'll hang it up here with
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rest of them? Isn't that a little
childish?
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Alexandria, haven't you ever hung your
stocking by the fire?
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Only when they were wet.
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Honey, exactly what do you do at
Christmas time?
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Nothing. You see, when I was a little
kid, my father and I decided we'd never
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celebrate Christmas.
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I know I'm going to hate myself for
asking, but why?
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Because Christmas is too commercial.
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It's all about people spending money
they don't have in order to buy other
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people things they don't need.
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That's not true. Everything on my list I
need.
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Alexandria, honey, gifts are just one
way of showing people that you care.
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See, that's what Christmas is about.
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Sharing and love.
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Maybe for you it is, but not for me.
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How can someone not believe in
Christmas?
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Oh, you heard her, Rose. She's never
really had one.
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Well, her father's away and she's
staying with us. And if there's anybody
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can turn someone on to the Christmas
spirit, it's this family.
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Right. Even if we have to ram it down
her precocious little throat.
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Who's gonna be the first to try my
famous Christmas fruitcake?
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Now, don't everybody fight over it.
That's pretty for everybody. Lester?
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Um, actually, Pearl, your fruitcake
looks pretty good.
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So does the leather jacket.
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And they taste about the same.
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You know, this food is even better than
it was last year. Thanks, everybody.
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You really outdid yourself with the
sweet potato pie, Rose. Oh, thank you,
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Pearl. But you know, it doesn't compare
to Mary. Please come.
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Oh, Rose.
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Now, you see there, Alexandria, you see
how this season just brings out the best
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in everybody?
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People are always in good moods at
parties. Oh, well, it kind of does.
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Let me handle this, Mary.
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Now, Alexandria, this holiday has a very
special meaning. You take away the
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Christmas tree, you take away the
mistletoe, you take away all this
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food, and what have you got?
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Hanukkah.
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She's all yours, Mary.
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Merry Christmas, Alexandria.
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Hello, Miss Clark.
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To say anything else would be
hypocritical.
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Ooh.
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What's with little Ebenezer's new jet?
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She doesn't believe in Christmas.
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Doesn't believe in Christmas?
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Kid, Christmas is the one time a year
when you make out like a bandit.
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Sandra, didn't you say you had some
place to go?
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Yeah, yeah, I'll meet my date outside,
Phil.
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Alexandria, this is the time of year
when Santa Claus gets in his sleigh and
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flies all over the world to bring good
little girls toys and games and dolls
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diamonds.
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Santa Claus.
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Get real, Miss Clark.
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Okay, listen up.
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When I was a little girl, I used to stay
up all night on Christmas Eve waiting
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for Santa, just tingling. with
anticipation.
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So excited I couldn't get a wink of
sleep.
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Sounds very stressful.
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Did I say what I was wearing? Goodbye,
Sandra.
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Bye, everybody. Merry Christmas.
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Bye. Merry Christmas.
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Imagine that child not believing in
Sandy Claus.
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May as well not believe in Bill Cole.
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out on a cold night like this.
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Freezing my antlers off.
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Well,
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I'd sure like to stay and find out if
you're naughty or nice, but you know,
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St. Nick, got a lot of Christmas cheer
to spread around.
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Yeah, the little kids must be expecting
a lot of... Oh, you... Santa, how would
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you like to do a special Christmas favor
for me?
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Ho, ho, ho.
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No, no, no.
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No, there's a little girl upstairs. who
could use some of your Christmas cheer.
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Oh, a little girl.
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Well, look, I'd really like to help,
lady, but this is my busy season. Merry
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Christmas. Ho, ho, ho.
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But Santa, Santa, it would mean a lot to
me.
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An awful lot.
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Sandra, what are you doing back?
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Alexandria.
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Got anything for me?
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Oh, just a little sage advice, young
man.
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College women, go for it. Ho, ho, ho.
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Well, where's the little girl who
doesn't believe in Christmas?
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Alexandria, say hello to Santa Claus.
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He came all the way from the North Pole
just to meet you.
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Is that the magnetic North Pole or the
geographic North Pole?
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It's the one with all the snow.
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Oh, you're just a guy in a suit.
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Well, old St. Nick has got to wear
something.
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It's the law.
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Well, I think you're funny.
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Well, look, of course I'm not the real
Santa Claus, but do you want to know why
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I'm really dressed like this?
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Because it's your job and you're getting
paid for it.
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No, because for the last six hours, I've
been giving out gifts and candy canes
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to children who otherwise wouldn't have
any Christmas at all.
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You mean you do that to make them feel
good?
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Well, yes, but mostly to make me feel
good.
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Right, because that's what Christmas is
all about.
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Oh, Mrs. Jenkins, do you still want me
to put that star on the tree?
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Now you're talking.
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I say we ignore it.
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description of the suspect.
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Settle down one at a time.
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Now, uh, you, miss, can you give me an
identification?
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Well, I got a cute little beauty mark,
but I don't think it's the place to show
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it.
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Officer, I can tell you what he looked
like. All right.
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He had a red nose, a red suit, and a
twinkle in his eye. A beard like cotton
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candy. And a round...
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seen this guy.
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Hey, I got it. It's Santa Claus.
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Well, they sent the best.
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Oh, Santa. See?
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You know, what is this world coming to?
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I hate this job.
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Well, we've been over the neighborhood.
That dude is long gone.
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Yeah, all we found was this.
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I'll get an APB out on him right away.
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Next thing you know, the Easter Bunny's
gonna be knocking off liquor stores.
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When they catch that weasel, I hope they
throw the book at him. Yeah.
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Why'd we let him in here in the first
place?
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We didn't.
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All right, go ahead and say it. I know
you're thinking it. It's all my fault. I
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bought the guy a picture. Say it. It's
all my fault.
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It's all your fault.
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Why did you say that?
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I was just trying to help Alexandria.
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This wouldn't have happened if you
weren't normal, little child.
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Christmas I have ever had.
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How about that Christmas you got your
tonsils taken out? Well, the doctor took
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them out. He didn't steal them.
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I can't believe this.
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Christmas without any gifts.
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It's gonna be just like any other day.
All that money we spent down the drain.
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You see what happens?
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Once the gifts are gone, the spirit goes
with them.
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Oh, wait a minute, everybody. She's
right.
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Here we are talking about Christmas
being about loving and caring, and all
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doing is moaning and groaning about
gifts.
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Yeah, I agree. So we don't have any
presents. That's not the important
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Right. Everybody knows it's the thought
that counts.
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I want plenty, Mom.
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Those are just words.
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They are not, Brenda, and I'll prove it
to you.
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Honey, how would you have liked tickets
to the Bullets and Lakers game?
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Oh, man.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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That's right.
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That's the best game I never saw.
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Uh, Brenda.
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How would you like to have had an
iridescent purple watch?
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You got me the watch, and that guy took
it. But wasn't that nice of your father?
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Oh, yeah.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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Rose, remember that silk scarf we saw in
the window at Gildorf's?
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He stole my scarf!
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Oh, Mary, that was so thoughtful of you.
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And it was the designer's original, one
of a kind.
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I got you the same thing, Rose.
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Who was the designer, Zero?
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Oh, uh, you see, Alexandra, I'm twice
blessed.
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Calvin, where'd you get your
grandmother?
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What difference does it make? It's gone.
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Oh, Grandma, I got you something you've
always wanted.
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Your very own Walkman.
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Oh, you're such a good boy, Calvin.
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I should have got you something.
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You guys are really losing it. I mean,
you don't have any of these things.
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I know, but look how good we feel.
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Daddy, what'd you get, Mom?
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Oh, babe, I got you those diamond
earrings.
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What?
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You should have got them last year. Then
I would have them instead of that no
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-good sewer rack. Mary!
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Shut up, Rose!
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All you lost was a lousy scarf. We're
talking diamonds here.
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Mary, what happened to it's the thought
that counts.
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Another cliche bites the...
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Well, I guess I blew that.
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That girl is hopeless.
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Well, you know, nobody's hopeless.
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They used to say I was hopeless when I
was a kid, but look at me now.
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What's your point, son?
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Well, I say we still keep trying. You
know, let's don't give up hope yet.
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00:15:13,911 --> 00:15:18,049
The only thing that can show Alexandria
the true spirit of Christmas is if that
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Santa would have a change of heart and
came back.
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For what, the TV?
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It would take a miracle for that no
-good Santa to come back.
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Yeah, a miracle.
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Uh, that reminds me.
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I've got to go and deck the halls with
boughs of holly.
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Yeah, and I've got to go roast my
chestnuts on an open fire.
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Uh, all right. Uh, the Harold Angels
thing.
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Uh, I got to get out of here, too, babe.
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But they took all the songs.
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I'm not sure, but I'll go check.
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Merry Christmas!
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Merry Christmas! Excuse me, Santa.
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Where'd you get that costume?
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Lady, I didn't hear the jingle of coins
in the pot.
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Oh.
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Okay, jingle, jingle.
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Acme Costume Company. Thank you. They
closed five years ago.
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Look, I'm desperate to get a Santa
costume.
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Hey, how about yours?
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How much would you take for it?
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Twenty dollars.
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Twenty dollars?
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But it's for a worthy cause.
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I'm trying to get a little girl to
believe in Christmas.
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Thirty dollars.
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00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,340
Well, how do I look?
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Not half as good as I do.
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Well, thanks again, child.
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Hey, thank you.
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It's ladies' night at the hockey game.
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Christmas gifts, little girl.
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That's close enough.
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I need you to open the front door for
me.
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00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:59,139
But who carries the key to the front
door? It's always open.
293
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,279
Well, Rose must have locked it because
of the theft.
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Oh, I like your outfit, Mary.
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Got a new tailor?
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I'm dressed like this because I want to
convince Alexandria that the thief had a
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change of heart.
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For once, Mary, you and I think alike.
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00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:17,080
Why does that bother me?
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00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:22,619
I went and got some gifts. I went to the
drugstore. I got some samaras. I got
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some cough drops. I got a house. What
about I got a mustard plaster?
302
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,370
Good. Now all you need is the flu.
303
00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:31,270
Come on, help me open the window.
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00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:36,090
Oh, no, Mary. You're doing it all wrong.
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00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,430
And I guess you have a better idea.
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Mm -hmm. You need just the right touch.
307
00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:41,580
Okay.
308
00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:42,640
Be my guest.
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00:18:47,070 --> 00:18:48,120
Well,
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00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:53,240
Fingers, I hope you didn't kill Pearl's
cat.
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00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,559
Obviously. We heard there was a gang of
Santa Claus thieves working the
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00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,390
neighborhood. Oh, no, you don't
understand. We live here.
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00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,580
Oh, this is your apartment.
314
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,690
Are you kidding? Did you see the project
in there?
315
00:19:11,691 --> 00:19:14,959
Okay, we're going to take a little trip
downtown.
316
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,520
Oh, no, no, no, Mary, Mary, Mary.
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00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:18,950
Officer,
318
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,010
I can explain.
319
00:19:20,011 --> 00:19:22,879
There's a guy wearing my dress, and he's
got my keys. He's on the way to the
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00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:23,479
hockey game.
321
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:27,719
This lady was just trying to help me get
in, because we got some mustard
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00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,040
plaster, some cough drops.
323
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,450
And some thermometers.
324
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,900
in the next cell trying to sleep.
325
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:15,839
Oh, by the way, Miss Clark, I
rescheduled your beauty parlor
326
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,819
10 a .m. Tuesday.
327
00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:17,870
You got Mr.
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Betty.
329
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nobody told anybody.
330
00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:50,890
You didn't tell anybody.
331
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:53,320
I thought you'd think it was a stupid
idea.
332
00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:54,930
That never stopped you before.
333
00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:25,920
jail. Why did we go wrong?
334
00:21:25,921 --> 00:21:29,299
We thought if we could make Alexandra
think the thief had a change of heart,
335
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,530
she'd understand the meaning of
Christmas.
336
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:34,140
You mean you went through all that for
me?
337
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,880
You really must care about me.
338
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,500
Of course we do.
339
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,160
You really ought to be ashamed of
yourself.
340
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,800
What do you mean? You give Santa a bad
name.
341
00:21:46,801 --> 00:21:48,019
Hey!
342
00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,860
That's the guy that stole our stuff!
343
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,870
Hey, are you gonna believe a bunch of
jailbirds?
344
00:21:53,391 --> 00:21:55,139
You ain't him.
345
00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:56,240
Throw me a key.
346
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,740
Ripping people off drafts like that. You
all are free to go.
347
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:06,460
Thanks for coming.
348
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,410
Hey,
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00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:14,260
you're not going to press charges, are
you? Oh, you bet we are.
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00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,760
Yo, bro, where's your Christmas spirit?
351
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,780
Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, hell.
352
00:22:32,910 --> 00:22:34,350
Merry Christmas, everybody.
353
00:22:34,830 --> 00:22:36,150
Merry Christmas.
354
00:22:36,151 --> 00:22:40,289
Oh, I guess it lets me off the hook.
It's going to be a wonderful Christmas
355
00:22:40,290 --> 00:22:41,340
have to all.
356
00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:44,230
Excuse me all the way.
357
00:22:47,990 --> 00:22:50,650
I was just coming to release you guys.
358
00:22:51,530 --> 00:22:52,730
How did you get out?
359
00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:55,780
The other guard let us out when he put
the thief in.
360
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:58,890
Oh, what other guard? I'm the only one
on duty.
361
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,880
Oh, well, Merry Christmas.
362
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,280
Gee, that was strange.
363
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,410
Well, strange or not, I'm glad to get
out of here.
364
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,800
Yeah, let's go home.
365
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,700
Yeah, it's almost Christmas.
366
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,240
That a girl.
367
00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:20,860
Say, Mary, you know that other guard had
a white beard and a twinkle in his eye.
368
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,400
Now, you don't suppose... Oh, no, what
am I saying? Let's go home.
369
00:23:48,311 --> 00:23:50,409
Thank you.
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