All language subtitles for 227 s04e02 Hide the Star

There's no place like home.

With your family around you, you're
never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.

Cause there's no place like home.

Times are changing every day.

We won't get by with the same old ways.

Pulling together, we'll make it right.

No place like home With your family
around you You're never alone When you

know that you love You don't need to
roam Cause there ain't no place like

ain't no place like There ain't no place

like There's no place like home I mean
no place like

Hey, baby.

Well, hi, honey. What are you doing home
so early?

Are we alone?

Lester, you romantic devil.

Mary, I'm not here for romance.

This is important.

You're going to think romance is
important when you don't get any for the

six months.

Listen, I've got somebody outside,
somebody you're going to be very excited

meet. A divorce lawyer?

Look, we're going to have a house guest
for the next two days, and it happens to

be somebody who's very, very famous.

The most famous person you know is
Charlie the Tuna.

This is the partner in the new shopping
center I'm going to build, and if word

gets out that a big name is involved,
I'll send the price of the land right up

through the roof, and the deal will be
off.

That big a name? One of the biggest of
superstars. Now, it's a top secret, and

you cannot tell a soul.

Well, for heaven's sakes, who is it?
Just wait a minute.

Mister!

A big superstar.

I'm going to tell Rose.

He said not to tell anybody.

Couldn't admit Rose.

Especially Rose.

A big superstar.

Who could it be?

A big superstar.

Come on, come on, come on.

I want you to meet my wife, Mary.

Hello. I'm very honored to meet you,
Miss, uh...

Uh, would you excuse us?

Who is it, Miss America of 1890?

It's a disguise, baby.

A disguise?

Well, what in the world does she need
with a disguise? Who's going to

her?

Right here.

Very neat. Marvelous Marvin Hagler.

I never shake hands until I hear bells.

I'm only kidding.

Oh, this is such a thrill.

Charlie, let's get up. You could get
some good senior citizen discounts.

Why do you think I thought of it?

Come on, champ. Let me show you to your
room.

Right this way.

And remember, it's a secret. Oh, Lester.

Hi, child.

Guess who's in my house?

Marvelous Marvin Hagler.

He is.

I'm not lying.

Lester just took him back to the room.

Can you feel it?

Marvelous Marvin Hagler in my house,
child.

All right.

Give me.

Listen, now whoever this is... I had

to tell somebody.

Here you go, chap.

More whipped cream.

More coffee, Marvin? No, thank you.
Yeah, more dessert? Here, take mine.

Everything's fine.

I'm sorry I took your girls' rooms.

Oh, no, we want you to have our room.

Child, you don't know how happy they are
you were in their room.

And I've always been one of your biggest
fans, Marvin.

You mean I can have your room, too?

Your boxing record is remarkable.

67 fights, 62 wins, 52 knockouts.

Are you a boxing fan, Alexandria?

No, I just looked it up in the
encyclopedia. Actually, I've never heard

Alexandria.

You'll have to forgive our resident
genius.

Well, it's not my fault the Wall Street
Journal doesn't cover sports.

Just what the doctor ordered.

And you should be in training. Let me
have your dessert.

Alexandria, in a minute I'm going to
give you something and it's not going to

dessert. I'm sorry.

You know, you learned a lot about sports
considering the short time you've lived

with us.

Yeah, pretty soon she'll know more than
Howard Cosell. Who doesn't?

Now, I want you girls to remember that
it's very important that no one knows

Hagler is here.

Yeah, and one more thing. This man is
here on business, so let's not be

pestering him with a whole lot of
questions, okay?

And what about that time in Las Vegas
when you fought Thomas Hitman Hearns?

Could the brother punch or what?

Man, he hit me with the hardest punch I
ever felt. You're jiving.

Let's put it this way. Before he hit me,
I had hair.

Would you come to bed and let the poor
man get some sleep?

In a minute, Mary. That's what you said
two hours ago. And you're keeping the

kids up, too.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

52 knockouts.

Knockout Mr.

Jenkins so we can sleep.

Good morning, Mary.

Good morning.

Well, what would you like for breakfast?
Oh, I'll just have whatever everybody

else had.

Well, now, Lester had eggs, Brenda had
pancakes, Alexandria had oatmeal, and I

had a waffle.

Okay, that sounds fine.

What are you doing? Trying to become a
heavyweight? Yeah, maybe I get to fight

Mike Tyson.

I wonder who that is.

Well, pour yourself a gallon of orange
juice. I'll be right back.

Mary came by a little early in case you
needed help setting up.

Setting up? What are you talking about?
The meeting. What else?

Oh, my God. The women's auxiliary
meeting. And all the excitement I

forgot. Excitement? What excitement?

Did I say excitement? Yes.

Oh, I'm that same old doll life.

Doll, doll, doll.

That's probably why I forgot. Everything
is so boring.

Mary, are you all right?

Of course I'm all right. Do me a favor.

Go downstairs and wait for the ladies.
You know, see that they get up here

Oh, Mary, they've been here a thousand
times. That's no reason to get confused.

If you don't mind, I think I'll shower
before I have breakfast.

Oh, good idea.

And take your time.

Was it okay if I get a cup of coffee? I
really need it.

Rough morning?

Rough night.

I forgot my paper.

Mary, I found the ladies. They were all
downstairs waiting.

Sit down, Rose.

Sit down, ladies.

Come here, everybody.

Sit, sit, sit, sit.

Meeting will now come to order. Is there
any old business, any new business? The

chair will now entertain a motion to
adjourn.

Slow down.

I have a point of order.

What is it, Pearl?

Well, now, this is supposed to be a
breakfast meeting, right?

Well, where's the breakfast?

Pearl, that is not a point of order. Oh,
yes, it is.

I want to know at what point...

Mary, you did say breakfast.

Breakfast? Okay, you want breakfast?

Mary,

what is this?

It's French toast rose.

It's just plain bread.

Well, eat it and I'll do the can -can.

Well, do you have any coffee?

At least give us some coffee.

Hey, coffee.

Rose, would you go in the kitchen and
make some coffee?

Instant coffee.

Well, do I have time to add water? You
want us to just suck on the bread?

Excuse me, just where are you going?

Well, if you must know, I'm going to the
powder room. You can't go in there.

Mary, I gotta.

Just had to have a cup of coffee, didn't
you?

Can we get on with the meeting?

Right. Do I hear a motion to adjourn?

Adjourn? I second the motion.

Mary, we haven't even had the old
business yet.

I got some old business. How about it,
Mary?

You can't go in there.

Why not?

Because, um, um, uh, Lester is taking a
shower.

I'll just go home.

Well, I think we should all go home.
Suddenly I don't feel so welcome around

here. I hate to eat and run.

Anybody got any meat to go with this
bread?

Pearl.

I'm sorry, Pearl. I'll fix you a big
breakfast next meeting, okay?

Uh -huh.

Don't bother, Mary. We'll be too busy
electing a new president.

Bye,

ladies. See you later.

Bye, y 'all.

I can't believe how Mary was acting at
that meeting.

You know, she acted like she was hiding
something.

She is hiding something, all right.

And I know what it is.

Yes, the food.

Lester isn't taking a shower. I saw
Lester leave for work this morning.

Well, I don't get it. I mean, if Lester
went... Sandra, what are you saying?

Somebody else is in that show.

Mary got a man in there.

I don't believe it.

Rose, if Leonard Bernstein tells you
something about music, you can believe

that. If Albert Einstein tells you
something about physics, you can believe

that. Well, if Sandra Clark tells you
something about a man in an apartment,

can believe that.

What in the world is going on?

Well, Mary, it's obvious from the way
you were acting at the meeting that you

aren't feeling well.

So we thought we'd come over and clean
your apartment for you. That's right,

we're not going to stop until we clean
up the dirt.

Rose, this is not necessary.

Pearl, you take the kitchen. I'll start
out here. All righty.

Rose.

Now, what's going on?

Well, I don't know what you mean.

I think you and Pearl are spying on me.

Mary,

that's a terrible thing to say, and I'm
crushed.

Well, lover boy wasn't in the kitchen.

Whoa. But there's enough food in there
to choke a mule.

And whoever it is, that man sure is
eating food.

Mary.

Well, that's for me. I just felt like a
big breakfast.

Mary. think we came from? The
International House of Stupidity?

Mary?

Well, can you keep a big secret? Cross
my heart, Lester will never hear it from

me. Oh, Lester already knows.

Did you hear that?

Yeah, she said Lester already knows.

So you pay attention.

No, it's not that. Lester has a business
associate staying with us, and he's a

big celebrity, and we just don't want
the word to leak out.

Who is it?

I can't tell you. I took a solemn oath.

Oh, Mary, can't you give us a hint?

Rose, I cannot in good conscience give
you a hint. I know you want to argue

about that, but I am not going to haggle
with you because I am not a haggler.

Oh, well, guess I know where I stand.

Come along, Pearl. Did you hear me,
Rose? I said I am not going to spar with

because I'm in your corner.

You're the champ. I heard you, Mary, and
I can't take a hint. Now we're leaving.

Frost, pay attention.

I am not going to haggle with you
because I am not a haggler. Mayor, you

ticking me off.

And pretending you're crazy is not going
to make me change my mind. Come on,

Pearl, we're leaving. Frost, Frost.

Check out the footwork.

She's not pretending, Rose.

The child is really flipping out.

You're just...

Too marvelous, too marvelous for words.

Hey, they're playing my song.

Hey, ladies.

It's Marvin Hagler!

Now, remember, ladies, this is our
secret.

If Marvin's fans finds out he's here,
they'll be all over the place, and

Lester's big deal will fall through. Oh,
Mary, you can count on us.

Well, guess I better get upstairs and
fry this chicken.

See you, Pearl. Okay.

Yeah, I'm going up, too.

And watch out for Sandra, because she
got more tricks than Halloween.

She ain't going to get nothing out of
me.

Hi, pal.

What do you mean by that?

Well, I didn't mean anything. I just
said hi.

Oh. By the way, did you and Rose ever
find out what Mary's big secret is?

Well, I know one thing. She ain't got no
big boxing shabbing up there with her.

Well, if she did have a big boxing
champion stand with her, who would it

I haven't the slightest idea.

But I bet you it wouldn't be Marvis
Marvin Hagler.

Can you think of anything else you want
from the store?

No.

Um, just those things on this list
should do it. Okay.

I should be back in about an hour.

Make that a week.

I thought she'd never leave.

and meet your new sparring partner.

Well, hello there.

Hi, I'm Marvelous Marvin Hagler. Yeah,
the prize fighter.

That's right.

Who are you?

I'm the prize.

Sensational 500 o 'clock. That's me.

Is that the name you fight under?

No, that's the name I date under.

I see you brought your boxing gloves.

Mm -hmm.

I don't go anywhere without them. I just
love the sport.

Have you ever done any boxing yourself?

I've done a lot more wrestling.

But that's similar.

Oh, no, not entirely.

Now, when you won your big bout, they
gave you a belt.

When I lost my big bout, I got a diamond
necklace.

I had to get my belt back.

Oh, well, don't feel bad, sugar.

Do me a favor.

Don't call me sugar.

Oh, well, I'll just call you Chad.

Yeah, I appreciate it.

Okay. But that's just until our first
date.

Then what happens?

You'll be calling me Chad.

Mom, it just so happens I got Saturday
night free.

Sandra, I'd love to take you out, but I
don't think I could swing it.

I'll tell you what, I'll box you for it.

You won't box me for it? A date?

Mm -hmm.

Well, we could wrestle for it, but...

Then you wouldn't stand a chance.

Now go to your corner.

Now, here are the rules.

You can't hit, you can only block. If I
land one punch, I win.

Okay, you're on.

Sandra,

I'm a pro, and you wouldn't be able to
touch me.

If we don't go out on the dates, you
wouldn't be able to touch me.

You're hitting me.

Oh,

thank you, Betty.

And I figure a completion date is
sometime next summer.

So how's the geometry homework coming?

Like the construction business.

What do you mean? I figure a completion
date sometime around next summer.

Would you like for me to help you,
Brenda? I can feed it into my computer.

Would you really do that for me? Of
course I would, for $5.

$5?

You're lucky it's not calculus. It would
be 15.

Alexandria!

Hey, I'm giving you the student rate.

Never mind, I'll do it myself, you
little shrimp.

Well, if you need me, I'll be in my
office.

Oh, where's Alexandria?

In Egypt, I hope.

Brenda.

You guys still talking business?

We're just wrapping it up.

We just closed the deal on this land.

I'm sorry we let your little secret out.

We let your little secret out.

It's all right.

You did better than most people.

But once my fans find out I'm here, this
place is really going to be jumping.

I bet that can be pretty hectic.

Hello?

Yeah?

You're kidding!

Just a minute, I'll ask him. You want to
be on the Geraldo show?

I'm sorry, he said no thank you.

Just a moment. Does anybody want to be
on the Geraldo show?

Well, I guess we told all our secrets.

Hope you don't mind us dropping in, but
we baked a cake in honor of Mr. Hagler's

last night.

Come on, I got chocolate.

Hello.

Washington Post.

No, he's not here. And while I got you
on the phone, why was my paper so late

today?

Hi, this is my date for Saturday night.
He's agreed to break it if he can meet

Marvelous Marvin.

Ah, somebody call a plumber?

I know. You have the wrong apartment.
Well, as long as I'm here, I might as

check out the champ.

I mean, the joint.

No, he's not here, and neither are we.

You get it.

Hi, Mrs. Jenkins. Is my grandmother
here? Yes, she is, Calvin, and we have

company. Hi, Mary.

I was in the neighborhood and thought
I'd drop by.

With your camera around your neck?

Well, you never know when you might run
into a photo opportunity.

I know what you two are up to, and no,
you can't come in.

Please, Mrs. Jenkins, it's important
that I see Grandma.

I want to see Grandma, too.

You know, I was there when Grandma beat
Roberto Duran.

No kidding?

At the program right here.

Hey, maybe I'll get it assigned for you.

Oh, that's what I was hoping.

No. Oh, come on, Mary.

We want to see Grandma.

You just couldn't keep the secret, could
you?

I wonder which house it is.

It's this one. Thanks, mister.

Well, how do you like having a celebrity
for a house guest now?

To tell you the truth, I'm glad it's out
in the open.

The pressure was beginning to get to me.

I almost lost all my friends.

Well, you got a whole house full of new
ones in there now.

Excuse me, folks.

Marvin.

Marvin.

Yeah, it's me.

All the confusion in there. I didn't
think nobody would miss me. So you're

leaving.

Yeah. Thanks for putting me up.

Anytime. Uh, sometime.

Where's Marvin?

Has anybody seen Marvin?

Excuse me, ladies.

a bald -headed man running around...
Ooh, Marvin, what happened to you?

I gotta get out of town.

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to break
our date for Saturday night.

Oh, okay, I understand.

Well, come on, I'll take you to the
airport.

Oh, no, that's all right, Lester, I'll
take him. It's about an hour from here,

so that'll give me time to straighten
him out.

Where's Marvin?

There it goes.

Mom! Hey, Mom! Mom!

Mom!