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There's no place like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.
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Cause there's no place like home.
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Times are changing every day.
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We won't get by with the same old ways.
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Pulling together, we'll make it right.
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No place like home With your family
around you You're never alone When you
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know that you love You don't need to
roam Cause there ain't no place like
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ain't no place like There ain't no place
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like There's no place like home I mean
no place like
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Hey, baby.
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Well, hi, honey. What are you doing home
so early?
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Are we alone?
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Lester, you romantic devil.
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Mary, I'm not here for romance.
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This is important.
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You're going to think romance is
important when you don't get any for the
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six months.
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Listen, I've got somebody outside,
somebody you're going to be very excited
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meet. A divorce lawyer?
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Look, we're going to have a house guest
for the next two days, and it happens to
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be somebody who's very, very famous.
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The most famous person you know is
Charlie the Tuna.
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This is the partner in the new shopping
center I'm going to build, and if word
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gets out that a big name is involved,
I'll send the price of the land right up
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through the roof, and the deal will be
off.
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That big a name? One of the biggest of
superstars. Now, it's a top secret, and
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you cannot tell a soul.
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Well, for heaven's sakes, who is it?
Just wait a minute.
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Mister!
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A big superstar.
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I'm going to tell Rose.
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He said not to tell anybody.
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Couldn't admit Rose.
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Especially Rose.
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A big superstar.
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Who could it be?
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A big superstar.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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I want you to meet my wife, Mary.
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Hello. I'm very honored to meet you,
Miss, uh...
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Uh, would you excuse us?
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Who is it, Miss America of 1890?
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It's a disguise, baby.
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A disguise?
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Well, what in the world does she need
with a disguise? Who's going to
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her?
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Right here.
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Very neat. Marvelous Marvin Hagler.
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I never shake hands until I hear bells.
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I'm only kidding.
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Oh, this is such a thrill.
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Charlie, let's get up. You could get
some good senior citizen discounts.
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Why do you think I thought of it?
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Come on, champ. Let me show you to your
room.
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Right this way.
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And remember, it's a secret. Oh, Lester.
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Hi, child.
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Guess who's in my house?
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Marvelous Marvin Hagler.
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He is.
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I'm not lying.
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Lester just took him back to the room.
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Can you feel it?
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Marvelous Marvin Hagler in my house,
child.
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All right.
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Give me.
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Listen, now whoever this is... I had
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to tell somebody.
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Here you go, chap.
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More whipped cream.
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More coffee, Marvin? No, thank you.
Yeah, more dessert? Here, take mine.
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Everything's fine.
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I'm sorry I took your girls' rooms.
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Oh, no, we want you to have our room.
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Child, you don't know how happy they are
you were in their room.
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And I've always been one of your biggest
fans, Marvin.
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You mean I can have your room, too?
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Your boxing record is remarkable.
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67 fights, 62 wins, 52 knockouts.
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Are you a boxing fan, Alexandria?
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No, I just looked it up in the
encyclopedia. Actually, I've never heard
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Alexandria.
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You'll have to forgive our resident
genius.
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Well, it's not my fault the Wall Street
Journal doesn't cover sports.
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Just what the doctor ordered.
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And you should be in training. Let me
have your dessert.
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Alexandria, in a minute I'm going to
give you something and it's not going to
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dessert. I'm sorry.
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You know, you learned a lot about sports
considering the short time you've lived
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with us.
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Yeah, pretty soon she'll know more than
Howard Cosell. Who doesn't?
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Now, I want you girls to remember that
it's very important that no one knows
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Hagler is here.
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Yeah, and one more thing. This man is
here on business, so let's not be
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pestering him with a whole lot of
questions, okay?
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And what about that time in Las Vegas
when you fought Thomas Hitman Hearns?
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Could the brother punch or what?
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Man, he hit me with the hardest punch I
ever felt. You're jiving.
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Let's put it this way. Before he hit me,
I had hair.
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Would you come to bed and let the poor
man get some sleep?
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In a minute, Mary. That's what you said
two hours ago. And you're keeping the
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kids up, too.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
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52 knockouts.
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Knockout Mr.
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Jenkins so we can sleep.
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Good morning, Mary.
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Good morning.
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Well, what would you like for breakfast?
Oh, I'll just have whatever everybody
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else had.
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Well, now, Lester had eggs, Brenda had
pancakes, Alexandria had oatmeal, and I
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had a waffle.
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Okay, that sounds fine.
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What are you doing? Trying to become a
heavyweight? Yeah, maybe I get to fight
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Mike Tyson.
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I wonder who that is.
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Well, pour yourself a gallon of orange
juice. I'll be right back.
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Mary came by a little early in case you
needed help setting up.
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Setting up? What are you talking about?
The meeting. What else?
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Oh, my God. The women's auxiliary
meeting. And all the excitement I
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forgot. Excitement? What excitement?
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Did I say excitement? Yes.
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Oh, I'm that same old doll life.
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Doll, doll, doll.
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That's probably why I forgot. Everything
is so boring.
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Mary, are you all right?
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Of course I'm all right. Do me a favor.
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Go downstairs and wait for the ladies.
You know, see that they get up here
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Oh, Mary, they've been here a thousand
times. That's no reason to get confused.
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If you don't mind, I think I'll shower
before I have breakfast.
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Oh, good idea.
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And take your time.
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Was it okay if I get a cup of coffee? I
really need it.
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Rough morning?
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Rough night.
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I forgot my paper.
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Mary, I found the ladies. They were all
downstairs waiting.
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Sit down, Rose.
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Sit down, ladies.
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Come here, everybody.
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Sit, sit, sit, sit.
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Meeting will now come to order. Is there
any old business, any new business? The
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chair will now entertain a motion to
adjourn.
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Slow down.
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I have a point of order.
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What is it, Pearl?
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Well, now, this is supposed to be a
breakfast meeting, right?
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Well, where's the breakfast?
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Pearl, that is not a point of order. Oh,
yes, it is.
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I want to know at what point...
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Mary, you did say breakfast.
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Breakfast? Okay, you want breakfast?
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Mary,
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what is this?
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It's French toast rose.
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It's just plain bread.
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Well, eat it and I'll do the can -can.
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Well, do you have any coffee?
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At least give us some coffee.
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Hey, coffee.
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Rose, would you go in the kitchen and
make some coffee?
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Instant coffee.
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Well, do I have time to add water? You
want us to just suck on the bread?
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Excuse me, just where are you going?
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Well, if you must know, I'm going to the
powder room. You can't go in there.
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Mary, I gotta.
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Just had to have a cup of coffee, didn't
you?
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Can we get on with the meeting?
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Right. Do I hear a motion to adjourn?
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Adjourn? I second the motion.
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Mary, we haven't even had the old
business yet.
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I got some old business. How about it,
Mary?
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You can't go in there.
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Why not?
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Because, um, um, uh, Lester is taking a
shower.
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I'll just go home.
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Well, I think we should all go home.
Suddenly I don't feel so welcome around
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here. I hate to eat and run.
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Anybody got any meat to go with this
bread?
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Pearl.
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I'm sorry, Pearl. I'll fix you a big
breakfast next meeting, okay?
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Uh -huh.
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Don't bother, Mary. We'll be too busy
electing a new president.
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Bye,
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ladies. See you later.
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Bye, y 'all.
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I can't believe how Mary was acting at
that meeting.
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You know, she acted like she was hiding
something.
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She is hiding something, all right.
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And I know what it is.
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Yes, the food.
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Lester isn't taking a shower. I saw
Lester leave for work this morning.
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Well, I don't get it. I mean, if Lester
went... Sandra, what are you saying?
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Somebody else is in that show.
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Mary got a man in there.
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I don't believe it.
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Rose, if Leonard Bernstein tells you
something about music, you can believe
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that. If Albert Einstein tells you
something about physics, you can believe
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that. Well, if Sandra Clark tells you
something about a man in an apartment,
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can believe that.
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What in the world is going on?
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Well, Mary, it's obvious from the way
you were acting at the meeting that you
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aren't feeling well.
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So we thought we'd come over and clean
your apartment for you. That's right,
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we're not going to stop until we clean
up the dirt.
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Rose, this is not necessary.
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Pearl, you take the kitchen. I'll start
out here. All righty.
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Rose.
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Now, what's going on?
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Well, I don't know what you mean.
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I think you and Pearl are spying on me.
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Mary,
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that's a terrible thing to say, and I'm
crushed.
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Well, lover boy wasn't in the kitchen.
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Whoa. But there's enough food in there
to choke a mule.
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And whoever it is, that man sure is
eating food.
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Mary.
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Well, that's for me. I just felt like a
big breakfast.
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Mary. think we came from? The
International House of Stupidity?
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Mary?
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Well, can you keep a big secret? Cross
my heart, Lester will never hear it from
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me. Oh, Lester already knows.
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Did you hear that?
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Yeah, she said Lester already knows.
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So you pay attention.
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No, it's not that. Lester has a business
associate staying with us, and he's a
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big celebrity, and we just don't want
the word to leak out.
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Who is it?
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I can't tell you. I took a solemn oath.
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Oh, Mary, can't you give us a hint?
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Rose, I cannot in good conscience give
you a hint. I know you want to argue
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about that, but I am not going to haggle
with you because I am not a haggler.
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Oh, well, guess I know where I stand.
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Come along, Pearl. Did you hear me,
Rose? I said I am not going to spar with
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because I'm in your corner.
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You're the champ. I heard you, Mary, and
I can't take a hint. Now we're leaving.
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Frost, pay attention.
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I am not going to haggle with you
because I am not a haggler. Mayor, you
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ticking me off.
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And pretending you're crazy is not going
to make me change my mind. Come on,
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Pearl, we're leaving. Frost, Frost.
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Check out the footwork.
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She's not pretending, Rose.
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The child is really flipping out.
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You're just...
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Too marvelous, too marvelous for words.
250
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Hey, they're playing my song.
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Hey, ladies.
252
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It's Marvin Hagler!
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Now, remember, ladies, this is our
secret.
254
00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:06,589
If Marvin's fans finds out he's here,
they'll be all over the place, and
255
00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:09,930
Lester's big deal will fall through. Oh,
Mary, you can count on us.
256
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,280
Well, guess I better get upstairs and
fry this chicken.
257
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See you, Pearl. Okay.
258
00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:16,199
Yeah, I'm going up, too.
259
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,659
And watch out for Sandra, because she
got more tricks than Halloween.
260
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She ain't going to get nothing out of
me.
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Hi, pal.
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What do you mean by that?
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00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,670
Well, I didn't mean anything. I just
said hi.
264
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:37,560
Oh. By the way, did you and Rose ever
find out what Mary's big secret is?
265
00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:42,560
Well, I know one thing. She ain't got no
big boxing shabbing up there with her.
266
00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:49,480
Well, if she did have a big boxing
champion stand with her, who would it
267
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I haven't the slightest idea.
268
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But I bet you it wouldn't be Marvis
Marvin Hagler.
269
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Can you think of anything else you want
from the store?
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No.
271
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Um, just those things on this list
should do it. Okay.
272
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I should be back in about an hour.
273
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Make that a week.
274
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I thought she'd never leave.
275
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and meet your new sparring partner.
276
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:56,730
Well, hello there.
277
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Hi, I'm Marvelous Marvin Hagler. Yeah,
the prize fighter.
278
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That's right.
279
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Who are you?
280
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I'm the prize.
281
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Sensational 500 o 'clock. That's me.
282
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:14,850
Is that the name you fight under?
283
00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:16,730
No, that's the name I date under.
284
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:19,279
I see you brought your boxing gloves.
285
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,259
Mm -hmm.
286
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:23,160
I don't go anywhere without them. I just
love the sport.
287
00:17:23,161 --> 00:17:25,519
Have you ever done any boxing yourself?
288
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,020
I've done a lot more wrestling.
289
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,330
But that's similar.
290
00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:31,470
Oh, no, not entirely.
291
00:17:31,471 --> 00:17:33,819
Now, when you won your big bout, they
gave you a belt.
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When I lost my big bout, I got a diamond
necklace.
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I had to get my belt back.
294
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,040
Oh, well, don't feel bad, sugar.
295
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Do me a favor.
296
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,500
Don't call me sugar.
297
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,800
Oh, well, I'll just call you Chad.
298
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:51,460
Yeah, I appreciate it.
299
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,960
Okay. But that's just until our first
date.
300
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:56,790
Then what happens?
301
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You'll be calling me Chad.
302
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,450
Mom, it just so happens I got Saturday
night free.
303
00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:07,720
Sandra, I'd love to take you out, but I
don't think I could swing it.
304
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,340
I'll tell you what, I'll box you for it.
305
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,420
You won't box me for it? A date?
306
00:18:13,421 --> 00:18:14,599
Mm -hmm.
307
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,400
Well, we could wrestle for it, but...
308
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Then you wouldn't stand a chance.
309
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,300
Now go to your corner.
310
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,380
Now, here are the rules.
311
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You can't hit, you can only block. If I
land one punch, I win.
312
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,050
Okay, you're on.
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00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:35,950
Sandra,
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I'm a pro, and you wouldn't be able to
touch me.
315
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,720
If we don't go out on the dates, you
wouldn't be able to touch me.
316
00:18:48,570 --> 00:18:49,620
You're hitting me.
317
00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:54,020
Oh,
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00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:56,760
thank you, Betty.
319
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,410
And I figure a completion date is
sometime next summer.
320
00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:04,049
So how's the geometry homework coming?
321
00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:05,670
Like the construction business.
322
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:09,680
What do you mean? I figure a completion
date sometime around next summer.
323
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:15,249
Would you like for me to help you,
Brenda? I can feed it into my computer.
324
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:18,590
Would you really do that for me? Of
course I would, for $5.
325
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,460
$5?
326
00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:24,150
You're lucky it's not calculus. It would
be 15.
327
00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:26,760
Alexandria!
328
00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:28,830
Hey, I'm giving you the student rate.
329
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,720
Never mind, I'll do it myself, you
little shrimp.
330
00:19:32,850 --> 00:19:35,210
Well, if you need me, I'll be in my
office.
331
00:19:38,590 --> 00:19:39,850
Oh, where's Alexandria?
332
00:19:40,270 --> 00:19:41,320
In Egypt, I hope.
333
00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:43,280
Brenda.
334
00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:47,090
You guys still talking business?
335
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,490
We're just wrapping it up.
336
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:51,010
We just closed the deal on this land.
337
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,730
I'm sorry we let your little secret out.
338
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:55,690
We let your little secret out.
339
00:19:55,691 --> 00:19:57,569
It's all right.
340
00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:59,130
You did better than most people.
341
00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:04,210
But once my fans find out I'm here, this
place is really going to be jumping.
342
00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:06,810
I bet that can be pretty hectic.
343
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,150
Hello?
344
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,490
Yeah?
345
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,150
You're kidding!
346
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:18,530
Just a minute, I'll ask him. You want to
be on the Geraldo show?
347
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,940
I'm sorry, he said no thank you.
348
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,450
Just a moment. Does anybody want to be
on the Geraldo show?
349
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,160
Well, I guess we told all our secrets.
350
00:20:33,671 --> 00:20:40,839
Hope you don't mind us dropping in, but
we baked a cake in honor of Mr. Hagler's
351
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,739
last night.
352
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,940
Come on, I got chocolate.
353
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,810
Hello.
354
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,010
Washington Post.
355
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:50,839
No, he's not here. And while I got you
on the phone, why was my paper so late
356
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:51,890
today?
357
00:20:51,891 --> 00:20:58,139
Hi, this is my date for Saturday night.
He's agreed to break it if he can meet
358
00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:59,190
Marvelous Marvin.
359
00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:02,880
Ah, somebody call a plumber?
360
00:21:02,881 --> 00:21:05,649
I know. You have the wrong apartment.
Well, as long as I'm here, I might as
361
00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:06,509
check out the champ.
362
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:07,690
I mean, the joint.
363
00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:13,250
No, he's not here, and neither are we.
364
00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,260
You get it.
365
00:21:15,261 --> 00:21:21,309
Hi, Mrs. Jenkins. Is my grandmother
here? Yes, she is, Calvin, and we have
366
00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:22,690
company. Hi, Mary.
367
00:21:22,691 --> 00:21:25,509
I was in the neighborhood and thought
I'd drop by.
368
00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:27,250
With your camera around your neck?
369
00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:30,580
Well, you never know when you might run
into a photo opportunity.
370
00:21:31,950 --> 00:21:34,930
I know what you two are up to, and no,
you can't come in.
371
00:21:34,931 --> 00:21:38,009
Please, Mrs. Jenkins, it's important
that I see Grandma.
372
00:21:38,010 --> 00:21:39,470
I want to see Grandma, too.
373
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:44,010
You know, I was there when Grandma beat
Roberto Duran.
374
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,009
No kidding?
375
00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:46,270
At the program right here.
376
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:48,169
Hey, maybe I'll get it assigned for you.
377
00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:49,550
Oh, that's what I was hoping.
378
00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:52,170
No. Oh, come on, Mary.
379
00:21:52,530 --> 00:21:54,030
We want to see Grandma.
380
00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:09,180
You just couldn't keep the secret, could
you?
381
00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:19,220
I wonder which house it is.
382
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,640
It's this one. Thanks, mister.
383
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:28,620
Well, how do you like having a celebrity
for a house guest now?
384
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,450
To tell you the truth, I'm glad it's out
in the open.
385
00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:33,540
The pressure was beginning to get to me.
386
00:22:34,090 --> 00:22:35,510
I almost lost all my friends.
387
00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:38,560
Well, you got a whole house full of new
ones in there now.
388
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,710
Excuse me, folks.
389
00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:43,640
Marvin.
390
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:44,980
Marvin.
391
00:22:45,510 --> 00:22:47,030
Yeah, it's me.
392
00:22:47,031 --> 00:22:51,649
All the confusion in there. I didn't
think nobody would miss me. So you're
393
00:22:51,650 --> 00:22:52,700
leaving.
394
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,770
Yeah. Thanks for putting me up.
395
00:22:55,410 --> 00:22:57,530
Anytime. Uh, sometime.
396
00:22:59,470 --> 00:23:00,520
Where's Marvin?
397
00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,030
Has anybody seen Marvin?
398
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,180
Excuse me, ladies.
399
00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:09,670
a bald -headed man running around...
Ooh, Marvin, what happened to you?
400
00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:13,050
I gotta get out of town.
401
00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:16,800
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to break
our date for Saturday night.
402
00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,210
Oh, okay, I understand.
403
00:23:18,211 --> 00:23:20,509
Well, come on, I'll take you to the
airport.
404
00:23:20,510 --> 00:23:23,049
Oh, no, that's all right, Lester, I'll
take him. It's about an hour from here,
405
00:23:23,050 --> 00:23:25,340
so that'll give me time to straighten
him out.
406
00:23:31,690 --> 00:23:32,740
Where's Marvin?
407
00:23:32,741 --> 00:23:33,779
There it goes.
408
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,700
Mom! Hey, Mom! Mom!
409
00:23:35,701 --> 00:23:37,029
Mom!
410
00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:41,580
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