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There's no place like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.
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Cause there's no place like home.
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Times are changing every day.
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We won't get by with old game away.
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No, no. Pulled together, we'll make it
right.
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With him, room, our friends, and we can
fly. But there's no place like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam. Because there ain't no
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place like that. There ain't no place
like that.
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no place down.
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Hey, Rose. Hi, Mary. Pearl.
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Hi, Rose.
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You know, I'm thinking about signing up
for the sculpturing class.
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Lord. Music class, journalism class, and
now sculpturing class.
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You sure are going to a lot of classes
lately.
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Well, I go to improve my mind. You go
there to get a man.
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It's Sandra.
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Uh -oh.
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She must have heard the word man.
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It's for you. You're going to a dance,
you're going to be the man, you're going
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to get married, and it's only going to
cost you $12 .50.
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Well, what do you get for a dollar?
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I think this must have something to do
with that new job she got.
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What new job?
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I was just hired as the new social
director for parents without mates.
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But Sandra, you're not a parent or a
mate. How did you get the job?
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Well, it's for a good cause.
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You know, I like helping people.
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And I'm two months behind on my rent.
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Well, we're going to dance tomorrow
night, and I saved you an extra ticket.
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Rose, you'll meet a lot of eligible men.
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Oh, that sounds good, Rose. Be good for
you to get up.
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Hey, I have you know I've been out three
nights this week.
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A shopping doesn't count.
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Come on, Rose. You might meet somebody
nice.
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Refreshments, dancing, and all the music
is going to be from the 60s. Remember
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all those dances?
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Those are for my time, child.
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Well, I got the music right here. Let's
have a little... a refresher course on
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the dance. Okay, okay. Well, the last
dance I had was a minuet.
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You ever try to dance with a man who's
got a wig on?
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body seems to be reacting.
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Hey,
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y 'all remember the twins?
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Hey,
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everybody.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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Hi, Lester.
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Hey, Pearl.
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Mary, guess who I ran into in the
drugstore?
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Who? Jeannie Smith.
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From high school? Yeah.
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She's on her way.
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knew you'd be glad to see her i'm gonna
try to find that old graduation picture
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okay is she a good friend of yours
homecoming queen of high school used to
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one of lester's old girlfriend and you
letting her in i'd nail up the door
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that was a long time ago pro she's old
enough
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Jeannie Smith, meet my friend, Prochet.
Hi. Hi. I join you, but I don't have my
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pom -pom.
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Jeannie Smith.
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Hey, Lester.
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Who's going to run into you today?
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You look terrific. I mean, really
terrific.
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Doesn't she look terrific, babe?
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Yeah, terrific.
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So do you. You've lost a lot of weight
since high school.
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Yeah. I see your face is cleared up.
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And this is our lovely daughter, Brenda.
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Oh, isn't she beautiful? And no wonder
she looks just like you, Lester.
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I saw this on a soap opera.
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In the end, you kill her.
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Can I get you something cold to drink? A
diet soda? Sure.
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Did your mother ever tell you that when
we were in high school, I used to date
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your father, and she used to date
someone else, I guess.
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And then I married your father, and
Jeannie married someone else. I guess.
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Yes, yes. Actually, I married a very
nice man. He works for the government,
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we have a wonderful little boy. Oh,
that's great.
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But if things had been different, Mary
might be visiting, and I might have
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up your mother. Do you believe in a lot
of homework?
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I do.
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I know, and that's why you're my mom.
And I'm glad.
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Nice meeting you.
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Oh, what's it on, Jeannie? Oh, thanks.
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Well, what brings you to our
neighborhood?
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Oh, I was inquiring about an apartment
across the street. Oh. Jeannie, Jeannie,
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Jeannie. Here you go. Thanks.
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Funny.
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Guess what?
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Jeannie's thinking about moving in the
neighborhood.
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Oh, just looking for now. You know,
Mary, this is such a coincidence. Just
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week, I found this old picture of Lester
and me. We were in a canoe on the lake.
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Remember that? Remember? How could I
forget? I lost a paddle. And I almost
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out. Lucky I grabbed you.
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You had to be there, babe.
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Oh, I'm sure there'll be another time
when you're up the creek without a
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Well, I'd really like to stay, but I
guess I better be going. Oh, must you?
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Well, I'm afraid so. I don't want to be
late for my aerobics class.
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Well, don't you be a stranger.
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Tell Brenda I said goodbye.
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Goodbye, Pearl. Goodbye, honey. Goodbye,
Mary. Stay in shape.
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So long, Les Les.
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Bye, babe.
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Well, I guess I better be going.
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So you two can talk over old times.
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So, uh, how was your day, babe?
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Less, less.
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Stay in shape, Mary.
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I'm in shape.
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Fighting shape.
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Do I detect a bit of jealousy? Now,
Mary, you're not going to make a big
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out of this. It depends on what you two
did. There was so much fun.
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Mary, that was 25 years ago. Anyway, you
heard what she said. She's married and
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she's got a kid.
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Now, you're going to let this interfere
with our dinner date.
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What date? When? Tomorrow night.
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It was going to be a surprise.
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Oh, honey.
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Where are we going? Well, I heard about
this great new restaurant, Le Chateau.
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Oh, were you here about that? Well,
Jeannie was telling me it's the fastest
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thing.
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Yeah, Rose showed me that dress she was
wearing to the dance tonight, too. I
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told her to take that thing off.
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It was too tight, low -cut, and gaudy.
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Yeah.
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It was one of my best dresses.
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When you're going fishing, you better
have good bait.
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Yeah, I've seen some of the mackerel
you've caught.
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At least I get a lot of bites.
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Yeah, one of them must have been a
vampire.
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I want to ask you about Rose. You think
she could bring somebody to the dance,
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you know, another parent without a mate?
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Well, if she had a date, she wouldn't be
going.
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Well, I'm afraid she's going to have to.
You see, I didn't know that they had
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this rule.
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What rule?
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Well, at the last dance, there were 65
women and three men.
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Ooh!
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Doesn't that sound awful?
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Anyway, they decided to order to even
things up that everybody had to bring
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somebody. Now, when they get there, they
can mingle and meet with whoever they
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want. Well, the day of the dance is a
fine time to tell her. Yeah, I know.
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I tried calling my boyfriend, but half
of them were busy and the other half
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tired.
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Don't you unless you know anybody?
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At this late date?
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Rose is going to be so disappointed.
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Hello, lovely ladies.
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You all look beautiful today.
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Must be getting close to Christmas.
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Not even you can bother me today, Mary.
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Next week, my son graduates from
elementary school.
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Your son?
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Yeah, soon we'll have a B .A. degree in
the family.
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Yeah, because you already got to the S
degree, huh?
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I didn't know you had a son.
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Yeah, he's quite a little dude.
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He lives with his mother.
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You're divorced?
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You're a parent without a mate?
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Ray,
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how about coming up with some coffee and
banana cream pie?
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The third piece of pie is even better
than the second.
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Ray, there's a dance tonight I'd like
you to go to.
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Sandra, I never thought you would ask.
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The uniform finally got to you, huh?
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Ray, Ray.
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She's not the one who wants you to go.
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Mary, Lester would kill me.
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Why don't I do it and save him the
trouble?
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Look at that, Ray.
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It's not me.
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Or Mary.
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Then who is it?
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I bet this is her now.
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I ain't going.
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Finish your pie, Ray. Sit down.
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Hi, everybody. What's happening?
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Rose, I just found out about the dance
tonight.
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Everyone has to come with someone.
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But, Sandra, I wasn't planning on going
with a date.
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Well, it's not a date. It's just, you
know, to keep an even amount of men and
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women.
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Shoot, I really want to go, but who am I
going to get to go now?
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Guess what? We found somebody.
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Who? Rose, this is your lucky day.
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Ta -da!
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It's Ray!
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He's a parent without a partner.
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And he gonna stay that way.
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Oh, Rose.
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He's a nice guy. He brings me my check
every week.
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Look, just ignore the freckles and the
bad jokes.
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Yeah, look how nice he's eating that
pie.
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Y 'all want me to go to the dentist?
with Ray?
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It's so nice being wanted.
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You've been doing him a big favor. I
know.
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Rose, once we get there, we can go our
own separate ways.
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She'll accept your offer. He'll pick you
up and say, now wear your blue dress.
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Now I loan you a dress.
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Oh, thank you, dear Abby and Dr.
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Ruth.
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This had better work, y 'all.
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Well, Les Chateaux, here I come. How do
I look?
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Jeannie looked terrific.
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Really terrific.
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Come on, Mary, let's not ruin the
evening.
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Hey, you two.
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Why, don't you look nice?
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Oh, so do you. But I thought you'd be
gone by now.
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Oh, Ray's late.
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Don't worry, here he comes now. Sorry
I'm late.
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Hey, watch out for those kids.
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Sorry about this, Rose.
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Oh, that's okay. I just want to make
sure you're all right.
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I'll break his other leg.
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You know what took me three hours to get
ready? That fool probably did it on
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purpose. Rose, all you really need is
somebody to escort you into the dance.
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Escort her? She needs a guy that's all
dressed up. So where am I going to find
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guy that's all dressed up?
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I want to make an announcement.
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First of all, this week, we don't want
to catch anyone in the cloakroom.
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Wow, looks like they got a nice crowd.
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I'll check your jacket, and I got to get
back home to Mary. Okay.
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Hey, Mama.
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I'm Russell, your opportunity of a
lifetime.
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Well, let's go to my place, huh?
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I got a new hot tub.
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Well, I'll go if you promise to drive.
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Vicious. Vicious. I love it.
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Hey, mama.
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Hey, Rose. Your jacket's all checked.
Lester, I will get my coat. I want to
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leave right now.
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You just got here.
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You know, you never meet any decent
people at these kind of dances. I don't
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know why I even agreed to come get my
coat. I don't want to stay here another
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minute. All right, all right. I'll get
your jacket. Oh.
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Excuse me. I don't mean to bother you,
but you're so lovely, I just had to say
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something to you. Oh, yeah?
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No, I'm serious. From the moment you
came in, I couldn't help but notice you.
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Oh. Well, thank you.
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You have a wonderful set.
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What? Oh, teeth.
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I didn't mean to say it that way. Wait,
wait. Let me start again.
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I'm a dentist. My name is Philip Evans,
and I specialize in putting my foot in
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my mouth.
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Oh, that's okay. Meeting people at
dances is always awkward. My name is
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Holloway. Rose, that's a lovely name.
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Well, yours isn't so bad either.
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Here's your jacket, Rose.
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Oh, Lester, I'm not cold anymore.
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This is Lester, my neighbor.
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Lester, meet Philip Evans.
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Dr. Philip Evans.
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I'll put the jacket away.
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Would you like some refreshments?
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Sugar -free.
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I'm not going to get out.
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Boys, boys, are the women here? I know
it's tough, but try to notice them,
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you?
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Oh, Lester, what are you doing here?
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Well, Ray hurt his foot and married at
home with him, and I brought Rose down
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here to get her settled.
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I hope she likes it.
268
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So do I. I'm getting tired of carrying
her jacket around.
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Excuse me, Sandra, but I want to meet
this tall, dark, and handsome
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man.
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I'm Claudia.
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Uh, I'm Mary.
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I'll explain.
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He came here with a neighbor because his
wife is at home with the mailman.
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I've heard about couples like you.
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Thanks, Sandra.
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Oh, I better be going.
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If my husband had been like you,
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I might still be married.
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Oh, my.
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It's the driver of a white Rolls Royce.
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DC license plate.
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AD70421 here.
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Oh, after the dance, I'd like to speak
with you personally for a few minutes.
285
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,780
Oh, honey, are you going now?
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Oh.
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00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:29,620
Oh, hi, lesbian.
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00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:32,999
Hey, Rolls. Now that you've met someone,
do you think it's all right if I go
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00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,010
home with Mary and take her out? Oh, not
at all, and thank you.
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Lester! Jeannie, what are you doing
here?
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I was about to ask you the same thing.
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Oh, this is my neighbor, Rose Holloway.
Hi.
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Lester agreed to bring me down here when
my date couldn't make it at the last
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minute. Yeah, what's your excuse?
295
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:54,300
Well, to tell you the truth, I'm here
because I'm divorced.
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Come on, Rose, you promised me the next
eight dances.
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Only eight?
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Divorce? What are you talking about?
What about all that stuff you told Mary
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me? I lied.
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Lester, nobody expected me to get
divorced. I was supposed to live happily
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after. But it didn't work out that way.
302
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:15,150
Not exactly a success story, huh?
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00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:18,740
Well, don't worry about it. I'm sure
you'll meet someone else.
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00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:23,600
Hey, baby.
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I'm Russell.
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Your opportunity of a lifetime.
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Want to dance?
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00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:34,040
Um, she's dancing with me.
309
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,440
Hey, Mama!
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Bye, Doctor. Thank you.
311
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,120
Oh, he was rough.
312
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:44,020
Can you find me another doctor?
313
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,240
Hey, Bill Cosby was busy, okay?
314
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,940
Hello? Hi, Mary.
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00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:55,120
Girl, I'm having a wonderful time. And I
met this great guy.
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00:17:55,411 --> 00:18:01,899
Oh, he's got a badly sprained ankle, but
he'll be all right. Oh, good. Let me
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00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,639
talk to Lester.
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00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,580
Well, he's busy right now.
319
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,600
Busy? Doing what?
320
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,930
The twist.
321
00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:09,200
Get down, Lester!
322
00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:11,230
Oh,
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00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,810
he met an old girlfriend, Jeannie
something or other.
324
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:16,870
Jeannie?
325
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,350
Rushing me, Mary.
326
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,900
My leg's almost broken.
327
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:36,380
Look, the doctor said to exercise it. He
didn't say tonight.
328
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,400
I'm going to wait in the lobby. There's
a couch I can put my leg up on.
329
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,860
Mary, what is this, a 227 convention?
330
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,580
What are you doing here? Ray, drug me
down here.
331
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:54,570
Worried about Rocha. You sure this
doesn't have anything to do with Lester?
332
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,880
Lester? Of course not.
333
00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:58,890
Where is it? Let me take you to it.
334
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:28,570
ought to tell you. There's no slam
dancing here.
335
00:19:28,571 --> 00:19:32,859
Well, it's time to get back to spreading
my charm. You know, I never had to
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00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:34,420
entertain men and women before.
337
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,390
Mary,
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00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,200
what are you doing here?
339
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,500
Practicing being a parent without a
mate.
340
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,540
I think I'll get some cold drinks.
341
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,050
We'll go with you.
342
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,410
Well,
343
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,890
now I can see why you didn't make it
back.
344
00:19:54,891 --> 00:19:57,339
You're the one who wanted me to come
down here to this dance.
345
00:19:57,340 --> 00:20:00,099
And I suppose I told you to dance with
Miss Jumping Bean.
346
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,900
I didn't know she was going to be here.
347
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:03,030
I bet she did.
348
00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:06,490
Probably pushed that garbage can in
front of Ray.
349
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:11,020
Mary, don't be ridiculous. There's
nothing going on here.
350
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,810
I'm back.
351
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:14,390
Handsome.
352
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:17,830
Oh, who's this?
353
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,780
The wife or the girlfriend?
354
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,760
Try the Terminator.
355
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,490
All right.
356
00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:30,100
I thought you said you two were
swinging.
357
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,140
Uh, I can explain that. Not in this
lifetime.
358
00:20:35,141 --> 00:20:40,339
Look, man, I've had enough of this. I'm
going over and sit down until you cool
359
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,420
off. You'll be sitting a long time.
360
00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:03,609
I know what you're probably thinking.
361
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:04,710
I bet you do.
362
00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:07,600
There's nothing going on between Lester
and me.
363
00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:09,850
You ought to know him better than that.
364
00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:14,410
Look, to be very honest, I've always
been a little bit jealous of you.
365
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:15,760
Of me?
366
00:21:15,761 --> 00:21:17,989
You're the one who always had all the
boys.
367
00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:19,610
Yeah, but you found the right one.
368
00:21:20,050 --> 00:21:23,300
You and Lester were meant for each
other. It'll always be that way.
369
00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:26,950
I just wish I had been that lucky.
370
00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:29,660
Oh, gee.
371
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,030
I feel so silly.
372
00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:35,910
Of course, now, if you don't want him...
Never mind.
373
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,180
Excuse me.
374
00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:39,950
Somebody caught my eye.
375
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,520
Honey.
376
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,490
Oh, you talking to me?
377
00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:52,350
Okay, I overreacted. I'm sorry.
378
00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:54,060
Forgive me?
379
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:55,580
Beg me.
380
00:21:56,410 --> 00:21:58,130
Oh, all right, I forgive you.
381
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:07,559
I mean, a little jealousy, over
-imagination, and the next thing you
382
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,000
can be a parent without a mate.
383
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,730
Yeah, well, that's never going to happen
to us, I guarantee it.
384
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:15,480
But there is something I want to tell
you. What?
385
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,680
I'm going to run away with Jeannie.
386
00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:20,520
That's right, you better hold my hand.
387
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:22,710
Okay.
388
00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:24,319
Hi, everybody.
389
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,300
The next dance is the last dance.
390
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,640
Mary, how long do I have to stay here?
391
00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:36,750
you know each other? Know each other?
392
00:22:37,110 --> 00:22:38,210
We were married.
393
00:22:39,450 --> 00:22:40,850
But Ray's our postman.
394
00:22:41,150 --> 00:22:43,290
I told you he worked for the government.
395
00:22:46,150 --> 00:22:47,200
Shall we?
396
00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:49,110
As long as it's not our last dance.
397
00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:50,580
Promise.
398
00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:52,970
We might as well dance.
399
00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:54,950
Oh, but I have a sprained ankle.
400
00:22:55,190 --> 00:22:57,240
Well, Ray, it can only be an
improvement.
401
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:09,059
Jeannie and Ray, who would have believed
it? The divorce I can believe is the
402
00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:10,560
marriage I have a problem with.
403
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,570
Four kids?
404
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:16,980
Oh, I love children.
405
00:23:17,030 --> 00:23:21,580
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