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There's no place like home.

With your family around you, you're never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't need to roam.

Cause there's no place like home.

Times are changing every day.

We won't get by with old flame away.

No, no. Pulling together, we'll make it right.

With help from our friends, I know we can fly. But there's no place like home.

With your family around you, you're never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't need to roam.

I mean, no place, child.

Sir, you see, ladies, the Camelot Cosmetics Company has 92 beauty aids to

enhance your looks, and I can sell it to you wholesale and still make a teeny

tiny commission.

I'll take your orders now.

That baby bottom lotion looks good to me.

I'll put you down for a case.

Put me down for a free sample.

Mary, how about a nice beauty aid for you?

Ah, no thanks. I don't need anything.

How about a mirror?

Nah, I get seven years bad luck when I broke it over your head.

Come on, Mary, we gotta help Sandra out.

Okay, give me a small bottle of polish remover.

That's only $1 .90. How about you, Rose?

No thanks, I'll borrow Mary's bottle.

I spent the whole afternoon and all I made is a 29 cents commission.

Yeah, but you ain't $4 worth of cake.

I tell you, I don't think this Camelot Cosmetics company is for me.

All these plain women in this building, and I can't even sell $10 worth.

Wait, I want to go with you, because I want you to gift wrap my free sample.

Hi, Mom. Hiya, Rose.

Oh, hi, Brenda. Well, aren't you a little late?

Yeah, today was college day.

Representatives from a lot of universities came to talk to us. Well,

goodness we don't have to worry about that for a couple years.

Mom, I want to go to Northwestern. They have all the stuff I want.

Yeah, but that stuff is in Illinois, a thousand miles away.

Mom, when I go to college, I'm not going to be coming home for lunch.

Did you hear that? Mm -hmm. Brenda in college.

Boy, the time is flying.

Oh, Rose, she's too young to go to college.

It was just yesterday I took her to kindergarten.

Yeah, I know.

And you know the next thing, she'll be getting married.

Yeah, probably to somebody I don't like. Then he'll move off to California.

And never let her visit.

Hi, ladies.

Honey.

Do you know Brenda could get married and we may never see our grandchildren?

What?

Lester, Mary's just suffering from future shock.

Brenda's been talking about college.

And what am I going to do when she's gone?

Look, it's no problem. You help her with the homework, you give her the wrong

answer, she fails and she'll be with us till she's 92.

Oh, it's not funny.

I mean, I'm going to have a lot of time on my hands.

Well, Mary, you should start preparing yourself now. Why don't you take some

courses at night school? Or maybe even get a part -time job.

Rose. A part -time job.

Who would hire me? I don't have any experience.

Well, come on. There's a lot of people who would hire you.

Lester, I could work for you.

Rose, what are some of those night courses?

Honey, it would be fun.

Just think we'd be together 24 hours a day.

Yeah, 24 hours a day.

How are we doing with the lumber camp?

Trucks aren't here yet.

They may be late.

Well, they better get here soon. I don't want a lot of people standing around

doing nothing.

Morning!

Good morning, Mrs. Jenkins.

Honey, you didn't tell me you were going to be at the construction site. I went

all the way to your office.

Oh, weren't you starting tomorrow?

No, every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

See, Tuesday I help the senior citizens at the church, and on Thursday... Oh,

fellas, we're up against a little deadline, so Mary's going to be helping

here. Oh, honey, you're trying. Let me fix it.

Why don't you sit down over here and just answer the phone?

Yes, Mr. Jenkins, sir.

Let's go over these specifications, fellas.

MLB Construction.

Oh, Rose, hi.

Oh, fine, so far.

Sure.

Oh, no, no, no, no. You marinate it first.

Then put it in the casserole dish.

And then cut up some tomatoes, some peppers.

Rose, I'll call you back later.

on the peppers, okay?

My goodness, don't you guys ever clean up? It's so dusty here.

Mary, this is a construction site. Our business is dust.

Don't worry, honey. I will have this place cleaned up in no time.

A little curtain, some fresh flowers. Mary.

What's that?

A snack truck.

Honey, you don't eat that junk.

Now, look, I am going to get a microwave and some broccoli. You are going to eat

some decent food tonight.

Oh, and honey, we better get a shower in here.

A shower?

Okay, look, I know what you can do for me right now. What?

Organize the cars in my Rolodex.

Oh, good. If there's anything I know, honey, it's the alphabet.

Sorry.

I'm Rose. Hi.

So, Mary, how was your first day on the job?

Oh, girl, it was so much fun.

I took him some cake. Then I made some coffee, straightened out his desk,

cleared the closet.

Sounds like the same things you do at home.

I got a real job coming up. That sounds very exciting. Mm -hmm. It's better than

being a receptionist. I'm tired of sitting in those hot lobbies meeting

cold men.

Look at this.

Winslow Travel Agency is looking for trainees.

They'll teach you, get you a license, commissions, and free trips all over the

world. Mom, you ought to get a job like that.

Brenda, your father would kill me.

He's depending on me.

Oh, this is a college brochure. This one's in Washington.

Washington? That's great.

Yeah, right outside Seattle.

I wonder what I should wear tomorrow.

My sexy blue dress or my sexy pink dress?

Sandra, have you ever thought about wearing a business suit?

Those are my businesses.

What is this, a hen party?

I hear you're dating a secretary.

I hope your wife don't find out.

I'll never tell.

So how did it go after I left?

Uh, it wasn't quite the same.

You know, honey, I've been thinking.

If I rearrange my schedule, I can help you out every day.

And Friday, I'm gonna get rid of all those old blueprints laying around.

Uh, Mary, I think we should have a little talk. Come on, sit down. Why

put the dinner on the table first? Sit.

Are you still upset about the Rolodex? The Rolodex was fine.

Then what's wrong?

Wrong? Oh, baby, what's wrong is me taking advantage of you.

What do you mean?

I mean, what kind of husband am I not to allow you to fulfill your potential?

I'm holding you back and stifling that enormous talent?

Oh, yeah. So sweet. You're not stifling me. I love working with you.

Yeah, but sometimes it's not good for a husband and wife to be together that

much. Why?

It's hard on the wife.

I can handle it.

Yeah, but you'd probably be better off working for somebody else.

Why?

Sometimes it's easier dealing with a stranger.

What you trying to say?

You're fired.

You got the job already?

Mm -hmm. I'm here on a trial basis. It's the perfect job.

Lots of rich guys coming here.

Now, where do you want to go?

I don't want to go anywhere.

You said they need a trainee, so I'm here for a job. A job? Here?

Yeah, girl. I got to get some work experience.

But we're not hiring.

What happened to your job with Lester?

I was overqualified.

Uh -huh.

Uh, Sandra, can I help you with your client?

This is a friend of mine who's just leaving.

My name is Mary Jenkins.

Are you Mr. Winslow? Yes, I am. Do you work in the neighborhood?

No, she doesn't. Mary, we'll talk later about your problem of never being able

to hold a job, okay?

Maybe you never had the right kind of job. Where did you work last?

Well, I worked for my husband.

And she couldn't even hold that.

Well, I can understand that. My wife used to work here. It was murder.

So you fired her? No, I divorced her.

Well, it was a little tense working for my husband.

I'm sure I could be much more efficient working for someone else.

Well, look, we just happen to have one more empty desk here.

And since Sandra's a friend of yours, if you're interested, we'll put you on on

a trial basis.

She's not interested. I'm interested.

Good. Have a seat. Thank you.

I'll be back in a minute to get you oriented.

Mary, this is the most underhanded thing you have ever posed. It's this.

than I would do.

Sorry. It's ridiculous. We're not in competition.

My goodness, the man needs some trainees.

Oh, if you're that uncomfortable, I'll tell him I changed my mind. Oh, good.

Tell him you changed your mind.

What's that?

It's your computer.

Why's that light flashing up there like that?

It's trying to tell you something.

Here, push this button.

How do you know about computers?

Because Brenda has one like it in her room.

Welcome to Winslow Travel Me.

I am really enjoying this job.

I've only been there two weeks and already my name's on the desk.

I'm getting business cards. I've even got some appointments.

Uh, how about a little appointment tonight between 11 and 12?

And Miss Johnny Carson?

Hey, Sergeant.

Hi, Lester. Oh, this is for Mary.

Mr. Winslow authorized me to bring this to you.

Apparently, there are a number of mistakes on the tickets you wrote today.

He wants those corrected by tomorrow morning.

Try and get on the boat, would you, Mary?

Wait a minute.

These are the tickets you wrote.

My tickets?

Yeah. And there's a man on the way to Australia right now who thinks he's

to Duluth.

You know, you could concentrate better if you stayed off the phone with your

boyfriend. Those are not my boyfriends.

Those are potential customers who just happen to want to take me on a cruise.

You two should try to get along since you're working together.

But he's always asking Mary to do the important things. That's not true. This

morning he asked you to get the coffee.

Hello.

Oh, yes.

Mary, it's Mr. Winslow. Oh, excuse me.

Yeah, Bob.

No, I haven't had a chance to talk to my husband yet.

I will.

See you in the morning.

Bob?

He calls me Mary. I call him Bob.

Calls me Miss Clark.

Of course, I don't work with him as closely as you do.

Just what does good old Bob want?

Oh, he's going to Philadelphia Friday to meet with a new tour group, trying to

get their business.

And he has to clear that with you?

No, he has to clear that with you.

He wants me to go with him.

And just why does he want you to go to Philadelphia with him?

To help him with the presentation.

You'll be gone the whole day?

And night.

And night? You're sleeping over?

He's paying for the whole thing. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, the hotel, the

What's supposed to happen to Brenda and me?

I'll take care of it. I'm only going to be gone overnight.

Mary, a lot could happen overnight.

What are you trying to say?

Well, the truth is, I always wanted to be the one to take you to Philadelphia.

You never told me that.

Oh, sure. I want to do the whole tour.

Philadelphia, Altoona, Pottsville.

Honey, are you jealous?

Jealous? Come on, man. I don't have a jealous bone in my body. It's just that

Philadelphia is just such a wild city.

I don't know how he could even think of taking you instead of me.

Sandra, I have studied the demographics and the budget. I know the whole

presentation.

You mean you really are going there to work?

Of course you going there to work.

I wish it was me. I'd really do that town up. Dinner, theater.

I sure ring that liberty bell.

Uh, Mary.

Here are your airline and hotel reservation.

Now, I leave tonight.

You leave 9 a .m.

Now, our meeting isn't until 5 p .m., so if you want to, you have all that time

to shop.

Shop? Mary.

It's cold in Philadelphia. I hope you're over those sniffles.

Uh, now, Mary, don't go getting thick on me.

What sniffle?

You see, you haven't even noticed that your nose is so numb.

There's nothing wrong with me. I am fine.

You see, Mary, that's how it starts. Next thing you know, you're headachy,

of sorts, chill, fever, you're sick.

You're the one who's sick. I'm going to Philadelphia.

If it weren't for you, I'd be the one who was going to Philadelphia.

Honey.

Well, what are you doing here?

Oh, I just happen to be in the neighborhood.

Don't you look nice.

So, this is where you work? Uh -huh.

Nice. Nice place.

Mary, would you come into my office, please?

Excuse me a minute.

Let him come out here.

Sir?

Uh, oh, I didn't know you had a client.

That's not a client. That's a hood.

Oh, Lester, isn't it? Uh, Bob Winslow here.

Mary's told me a lot about you.

Yeah, 20 years of marriage, and she's still bragging on me.

She didn't bother to mention I was a boxing champion army this year.

But she told me a lot of other nice things about you. She's a wonderful

really depend on her.

So do I.

Now, can I take my wife to lunch?

Honey, I can't go to lunch now.

Oh, sure you can.

I've got Sandra here.

Okay. Yeah, good old Sandra. Work, work, work.

Where are you going for lunch?

Spaghetti joint around the corner.

Come on, honey, let's go.

Why don't you take him to that cute little French restaurant down the block?

The one I took you to Wednesday?

Oh, good idea. Come on, honey.

Nice to see such a devoted couple nowadays, you know. Yeah.

I guess I'll call that spaghetti joint for a meatball hoagie.

Well, I have prepared a little lunch. Would you care to join me? Oh, sure.

Yeah, I'll get it.

Saved my reputation.

I haven't paid for lunch in three years.

Hope it's not a can of saltine.

Ooh!

Champagne!

Tevye! Cheese!

You like?

Well, I had the same thing for breakfast, but I eat it.

Uh, why don't we close up for lunch?

You know, you are a wonderful woman, Sandra.

If I'm so wonderful, how come you're taking Mary to Philadelphia?

She's business.

You're a pleasure.

No, I'm just a trainee.

Perhaps in business.

But not in pleasure.

And pleasure's what I had in mind.

If you keep this up, I'm leaving.

Right after lunch.

Sandra, I want you. I need you.

Sandra, you'll always have a position here.

What for?

I haven't sold that many tickets.

I've liked you since the minute you came in.

Those naughty dresses.

That tantalizing walk.

That cute little way you say, when's no travel?

Just watching you with sexual harassment.

Call me Bobby.

Call me a cop.

Sandra, Sandra, please don't turn me down.

You damn...

Get me the Abbott file, please.

Get it yourself.

Now, quick.

Now, the next time you pull up on somebody, at least bring some imported

The music was playing, the champagne was pouring, his hands was reaching.

I'm telling you, that man's an animal, Mary. He's a regular Dr. Jockle and Mr.

Winslow.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

You'd go to any length to keep me from going to Philadelphia.

Now, Mary, maybe she's telling the truth.

If she is, I... I'll take the trip.

Oh, don't pay any attention to her. Bob has always been a perfect gentleman.

All I can say is you better wear your sneakers.

Oh, there's my taxi.

Honey, I'm leaving.

And don't you bother Lester with your stupid fantasies.

Well, I'm sorry I couldn't drive you to the airport.

Oh, that's all right, honey.

Well, gotta run.

Have fun, but not too much. I'm gonna miss you.

Bye, everybody.

Oh, wait, we'll walk you down.

Well, I guess you'd be in charge of the travel agency today.

Not me, I quit.

What, just because Mary went to Philadelphia?

I wouldn't work for that man if he was sending me to the Riviera.

What happened?

I can't tell you. Mary told me not to bother you.

Sandra... Now, listen, my lips are closed.

All I can say is it's a good thing for you Mary's a loyal, trustworthy wife who

doesn't walk like me.

Listen, I was in your store earlier and I bought a man's bathrobe and a suit.

Well, there's a button missing on the suit.

Yes, I'll stop in on my way out tomorrow.

Good. What?

Yes, I'm sure my husband will love it.

Thank you.

This

is

your wife's room, Mr. Jenkins. Shh, shh, shh. I want a surprise.

Thank you.

I

don't believe this.

After 20 years of marriage.

I was about to ask you the same question.

You know what I'm doing here. No, I don't know what you're doing here.

You're supposed to be here. And I'm not supposed to be here.

What are you talking about?

Oh, don't open that.

You weren't supposed to see that.

Oh, I see it all right.

Now, what do you think?

May, I don't like this. How could you do it?

Well, I had some time on my hands, so I did it on an impulse.

What an impulse?

Well, you didn't. exactly mine when i did it before you've done this before

on your birthday on my birthday on our anniversary christmas father's day not

that it has to be a special occasion how could you do this to me well it's a big

deal so it's got a button missing they'll fix it what the hell are you

about what the hell are you talking about

Don't tell me you're wearing that stuff.

I'm not telling you anything. And how dare you follow me and spy on me?

Well, what was I supposed to think? A man's robe and a suit?

There should be some underwear there, too.

What?

But they didn't have your size.

My size?

Put it on.

Put it on?

I'm sorry.

Well, I guess I could see how you could jump to conclusions.

I apologize.

Actually, I'm flattered.

Honey, you were jealous after all these years. How could you think I would ever

look at another man?

Champagne?

Imported caviar.

Room, partner.

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