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They had no place like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam. Cause there's no place
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home.
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Times are changing every day.
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We won't get by with those same old
ways.
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Pulling together, we'll make it right.
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We've come from our friends.
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No, we can fly. But there's no place
like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.
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Because there ain't no place like.
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Better believe it. There ain't no place
like. Better believe it. Because there
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ain't no place like.
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There's no place like home.
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I mean, no place, child.
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Mary, do we have to do this? Come on,
now, smile.
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Okay, don't smile.
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Okay, now.
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One, two... Should I show my knee?
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Come on, you guys, this is a new camera,
and I want to get a picture of my two
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friends while we're still speaking.
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Now, smile.
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Carlos, you ruined my picture.
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Ruined it? This face should be on a
magazine cover.
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Which one, honey, so I can cancel my
subscription?
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Now, move.
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Well, now, come on, Mary. I'll pose for
you. Here.
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Take another shot, huh?
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Okay, come over here. All right.
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Okay, now. Keep going.
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All right.
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Keep going.
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Okay. Keep going.
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I'll be out of camera range. All right.
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Okay,
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now. Say money.
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Money.
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Oh, shoot. I'm out of film.
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I'm out of patience, honey.
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Is that Brenda?
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Yeah, what's she doing?
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Looks like she's getting ready to mug
somebody.
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She's a little old for hide -and -seek,
ain't she?
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Uh -oh, it's the boy.
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She wants to meet him, and she can't
figure out whether to A, drop her book
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he can pick him up, or B, trip him so
she can pick him up.
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That'd be a C if she knew I was looking.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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It's my fault. Let me help you.
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I remember when I was going to school,
dropping things saved me a fortune in
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lunch money.
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That's how I met my second husband.
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What'd you drop?
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My first.
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Everybody,
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this is Ken.
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Ken, this is everybody.
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Hi, Ken.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Well, I'll see you at school, Brenda.
Okay.
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Here, your book. Oh, thanks. I'm sorry,
it was my fault. Oh, no, no, it was my
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fault. No, it was my fault. No, really,
it was my fault. No, it wasn't my...
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Brenda, take the books.
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Well, uh, I gotta get going. But, uh,
thanks for inviting me to your party.
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Okay. Nice to meet you.
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Bye -bye.
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Ooh, he's cute.
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Polite, good -looking, nice to adults.
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Now, if Brenda don't want him, I'll put
him in the freezer for Tiffany.
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Calvin better shape up.
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There's some competition there.
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Oh, Brenda, may I ask you something?
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Yes, Ma? Now, between here and the
corner, you bumped into this boy and
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him to your party, right? Uh -huh. May I
ask you something else? Sure. What
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party?
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He'd ask that.
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Mm -hmm. Let's go upstairs and have a
little chat.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hey, Brim, want to go get some ice
cream? No, thanks, Calvin.
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You don't see that?
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Brenda trying to play hard to get.
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She can't resist me.
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I'm irresistible.
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Don't wake him up. Let him sleep.
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You told me I wasn't old enough to date,
but you said I was old enough to have
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friends over.
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But we're talking about a party, Brenda.
Don't you think you should have at
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least asked me first? Well, Mom, this
was an emergency. I had to think of
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something fast.
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Mm -hmm, and that's another thing, the
way you met this boy.
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Now, don't misunderstand me. I am not
trying to say that you did anything
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But do you think you should resort to
trickery to accomplish things?
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I mean, I want you to be honest.
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Yes, ma 'am.
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So who is this boy, who's his mother and
father, and where does he live?
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I don't know.
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You don't know? Well, how old is he? I
don't know.
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Do you at least know his last name?
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He doesn't have a last name?
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Well, I think it maybe starts with a B.
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Maybe an R.
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You mean you don't know anything about
him and you practically picked him up?
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My two favorite ladies in the world. Hi,
Daddy.
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You look so nice today.
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Is this a new hard hat?
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Uh -oh, I'm in the middle of something.
What is it?
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Just a boy she practically picked up.
What about him? Oh, we know a lot about
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him. His last name begins with a B or an
R.
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What's this about you picking him up?
Dad, I accidentally dropped my books and
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he helped me with them and we started
talking.
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Oh, the old drop the book routine.
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That's how your mama hooked me.
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Mom, is that true?
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It happened to have been a hymn book and
it was in church.
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And you were praying that it would work.
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You also happen to be talking about your
daughter. Mm -hmm.
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Who invited this boy to her party.
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What party? Oh, you don't know about the
party?
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Mom, I know I should have checked with
you first, but can I please have a
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Please, Mom?
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What do you think, Daddy?
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Should we let her have a party or should
we lock her in the tower?
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Let's lock her in the tower.
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Daddy? Sure, you can have a party.
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Dang, I gotta invite Tiffany, Carl, Bob.
What about Calvin?
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The long -legged boy you were crazy
about yesterday.
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Whose last name we know.
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Well, I guess I should invite him.
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Yes, you should. I just hope he doesn't
bring his basketball.
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He's so immature.
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Those are the kind we like. I better
start calling people. Is next Saturday
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night okay?
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Sure, we're not going anywhere.
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Oh, well, I thought since I'm in high
school now and I'm a lot more
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do you guys have anything you want to do
that day? No.
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once in a while and stay in the bedroom?
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We're not staying in the bedroom,
Brenda.
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Hey, wait a minute, baby.
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That might not be too bad.
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Daddy, can you not tell any of your
jokes?
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All right, all right, but you're gonna
have a doll party.
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Hey, Daddy, can you sit down a lot?
Because when you stand up, it scares the
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God.
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Don't you have any rules for your mama?
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Yeah, Mom.
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Can you keep Calvin in the kitchen?
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Oh, that'll be easy. I'll just wave a
lamp chop on his nose.
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Okay, I'll start calling everybody.
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I don't know Ken's number.
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Get the phone book, Brenda. That's how
your mama found out mine.
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Hey, baby, wait up.
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Don't say, baby, me, you hot shot.
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Hey, what's happened?
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Nothing, as far as you can tell.
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You're not going to put that headache
stuff on me, are you? I'm not getting a
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headache. My sister doesn't live with
me. I don't have to get up early in the
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morning. I just don't like you.
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You may two -time your wife, but you
ain't even going to get to one -time me.
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Can't invite her, honey.
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You keep out of this, old lady.
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Don't you try to get smart with me, boy.
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I'll stick my grandson Calvin on you.
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Uh, I'm sort of busy, girl.
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Women.
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Men.
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Married, huh? His wife thinks he is.
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How'd you find out he was married?
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Any man that drives you 40 miles to
dinner then hides behind the menu every
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the door opens is married.
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Worst thing his wife will never find
out.
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Oh, yes, she will.
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Unless my earring and his glove can pop.
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my wastebasket.
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See, I like a clean wastebasket.
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I mean, it was half full, but you know
how that looks.
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Uh -huh.
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Wendy coming by.
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Who? The cute boy you're obviously
waiting for. How did you know?
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Because you got that look in your eye
that says, I enjoy being a girl.
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Well, you're right. He should be by here
any minute.
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I heard he works out at the Y on Tuesday
night.
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Ah, did your research, huh?
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Oh, good.
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Wish I'd done mine tonight.
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Maybe I better go in. I don't want him
to think I'm chasing him or anything.
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no, honey, don't worry.
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Men are not the brightest animals on
this earth.
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But they ought to greet it.
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I invited him to my party next Saturday
night. Do you know any interesting games
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we can play?
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I'd have about six guys and six girls.
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Girls? Big mistake.
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But they're my girlfriends.
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Rule number one, a girlfriend is
somebody who already has a boyfriend.
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Well, I can't have a party with just me
and six guys.
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It's like I just want to get to know Ken
better.
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Reminds me of the party I gave for
Roscoe when I was your age.
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Ooh, that Roscoe was a Roscoe.
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Anyway, my party was Saturday night, but
I told him it was Friday. So when he
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showed up, I acted so surprised.
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Oh, Rocco!
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I must have given you the wrong night.
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But as soon as you're here, why don't
you stay for dinner with me and my
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Wasn't that sneak?
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Uh -huh.
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But at least I got to know him better
before those barracudas got a hold of
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I could never do anything like that.
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Mom says honesty is the best policy.
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I bet she does.
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Oh, here he comes.
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Well, honey, you handle it your way.
That's the only right way.
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Brenda.
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Oh, hi, kid.
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I was just out here getting a breath of
fresh trash.
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I mean, I was just emptying some fresh
air.
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Where have you been?
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I was down at the Y working out. It was
either that or homework.
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Planned your party yet?
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Yeah, is 7 o 'clock okay with you? What
day?
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Friday.
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Friday sounds good.
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I'll see you there.
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Oh, remember my anchovy pate I made last
Christmas?
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Yes, yes.
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But no, thank you. But it was very good,
I remember.
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Remember? I can still taste it.
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About this party, as your landlord, I do
have certain concerns.
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Like what? Well, these kind of parties
can get out of hand. You know, loud
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music, yelling and screaming, people
running around in togas.
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It's not a Roman orgy, Rose.
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I know. I guess I'm just being silly.
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There won't be any drinking, will there?
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I don't believe this.
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Lester, did you hear what she just asked
me? Rose, what are you worried about?
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You know us better than that. Well, you
know, people might get loose and fall
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down the stairs, and then I'm liable.
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Nobody will fall down the stairs. If
they get out of hand, I'll throw them
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the window.
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Well, I guess I'm just a worrier, you
know. Forget I said anything.
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But you wouldn't throw them out the
window, would you? Rose.
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Hiya, Rose.
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Oh, hi, Brenda.
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You have a nice party. Thanks a lot.
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No drinking or smoking.
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Mom, look at this meal.
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Beef wellington, potatoes au gratin,
honey -glazed carrots.
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I hate to disappoint you, Brenda, but at
your party, we're having chips and dip.
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I just thought this would be for a
special occasion. You know, like
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my birthday, or Friday night.
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What's so special about Friday night?
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Oh, nothing.
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I just thought we should have a good,
substantial dinner the night before the
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party. They don't eat that good on
Dynasty.
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All right. I just hope we're not having
meatloaf.
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Oh? I'll go do my homework.
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You want to explain that to me?
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Mm -hmm. I've had your meatloaf.
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Don't you think you ought to tell
your... folks that Ken's coming for
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Well, I tried to. It just wouldn't come
out. Because you know you're doing
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something wrong. That's why.
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Well, not really.
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See, I've been thinking.
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If I told my parents, they'll have to
pretend like they're surprised when Ken
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shows up. But this way, they really will
be surprised and everything will be
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honest. Brenda Jenkins, do you believe
what you're saying?
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Tiffany, he's so cute.
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And this gives me a chance to show Ken
how wonderful I really am for all those
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girls show up.
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Oh, hi, Tiffany.
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How was school today?
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Oh, Brenda, I'm glad I caught you. Look,
your mom and dad won't be home until
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about 10 o 'clock tonight.
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What? Something about a last -minute
business dinner.
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Mary just left to meet Lester. She
can't. Oh, it's okay. It's okay. She
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meatloaf in the oven. Or you can join
Tiffany and me if you want, okay?
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Just let me know. And don't stay out
here too long.
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Wow, a whole night alone with them.
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name that I don't know.
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He's bringing his father?
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No. There are a lot of greens. How am I
supposed to know which one is him?
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Yeah, that's the perfect excuse.
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Tiffany, I'm not going to even let him
in the door.
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No, I can't do that to him.
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I know I'll let him in, but not far.
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I don't know.
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Just stop bugging me about it.
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I hope I don't go crazy when I'm 15.
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I would invite you in.
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Oh, well, I'll see you tomorrow night.
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Good night.
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Oh, what?
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I love you, too.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Do I need a password or something?
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Yes.
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It's just Friday, isn't it? Did I say
Friday, Ken?
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Oh, I'm so sorry. The party's tomorrow.
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I can't believe I made that mistake.
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I had a lot of things on my mind. I'm
lying.
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You are?
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Yeah. See, I invited you over because I
wanted to get to know you better.
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And you can meet my parents and stay for
dinner. I can't believe I did that. I'm
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glad you did.
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Really? Really. Where are your folks?
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They're not here. They won't be home
until 10.
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Whoa.
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And you're not supposed to have anybody
in without your folks, right?
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Right.
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Then you want me to go?
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Well, that would be better.
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I'll open the door for you. No.
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I'll get it.
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You want a root beer first? Yes.
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There's no seven of diamonds in here.
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Well, I put it back in there.
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00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:12,150
Well, no, you didn't. I saw you hide it
under that plate right there.
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How did you do that? The hand is quicker
than the eye.
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My mother warned me about that.
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You're okay.
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So are you.
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You're pretty, too.
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Hybrid is married.
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Anything I did, it works like a charm,
doesn't it?
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00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:50,849
Well... How do your mom and dad like it?
I don't know. Oh, that's a good sign
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with parents.
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Anything short of murder is a good sign
with parents.
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There's a little problem. I know it's
hard to snuggle up in whole hands with
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your parents around, but you need a few
minutes alone to tell them how big and
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strong he is. Even the little scrawny
ones like that.
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My parents aren't even home.
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Mary ever traces this to me, I'm dead.
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She's just looking for an excuse anyway,
you know?
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Chaperones. What if I had a chaperone?
Oh, that's a good idea. You can get Rose
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or Pearl.
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Aunt Rose would never go for anything
like that.
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And Mrs. Shea would hit him over the
head with something.
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What about you? You would be the perfect
chaperone.
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Sandra Clark, a chaperone?
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00:17:41,211 --> 00:17:44,929
I don't know nothing about chaperones
except how to still punch on them, lock
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them in the bathroom, and lose them in a
car chase.
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00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:59,269
knocking on your door, Ms. Clark. Oh, my
date. Well, I gotta go upstairs.
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Brenda, if you have any problems, you
run right upstairs and get me.
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00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:04,840
Second thought, you better call me
first.
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00:18:08,071 --> 00:18:10,729
What's happening, Brenda?
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00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:12,840
Nothing. I'm just telling Ken to leave
now.
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00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,990
What happened? Nothing happened. Now go.
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00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:19,910
Well, it's getting kind of late.
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00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:22,280
Maybe you better get going. I
understand.
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00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:23,960
I had a good time.
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00:18:23,961 --> 00:18:25,199
Me too.
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00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,250
Thanks for coming by.
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00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,280
Can I kiss you goodnight?
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00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,780
No, my father would kill you. My mother
would finish the job.
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00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,590
But what they don't see can't hurt me,
right?
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00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:39,020
That's probably Miss Clark again.
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00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,280
Hey, got some extra chance for your
party. Who is he?
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00:18:43,281 --> 00:18:44,719
That's Ken.
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00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,299
Who's he?
361
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,350
That's Calvin.
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00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:50,800
What's he doing here? As I recall, the
party was supposed to be tomorrow night.
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00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,670
You're a little early. Why don't you
just leave?
364
00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:55,290
Why don't you just leave?
365
00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:58,570
Because this happens to be my turf. Oh,
yeah?
366
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:02,649
Well, how'd you like to fall on it? Oh,
you think you can make me? Why don't you
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00:19:02,650 --> 00:19:03,700
guys stop?
368
00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:38,310
me some chairs.
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00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,600
Surprise, Calvin. We bought a front
door.
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00:20:40,601 --> 00:20:45,979
What's he doing here? Brenda, what is
going on? I hate to get involved in a
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00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:49,799
family argument. Nice to meet you, Mr.
Jurgens. Hold it. Well, my work is done
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00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,850
here. Nice.
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00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,660
Calvin. I guess I could stay a while.
374
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:57,720
Okay. Who are you and what are you doing
here? I was just as shocked as you.
375
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,140
Just shut up, Calvin.
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00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,120
My name is Ken Green.
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00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:06,080
Brenda invited me over. Oh, she did?
378
00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:10,029
did she? Mom, it was just a big mix -up.
We didn't do anything wrong, really. We
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00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:13,149
just had a couple root beers and I did a
car trick. Hey, you want to see a seven
380
00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:15,320
disappear? No, I want to see you
disappear.
381
00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:17,010
My thoughts are jacked.
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00:21:17,011 --> 00:21:20,729
I guess you know you shouldn't have been
here without our being at home. That's
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00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:24,340
right. And you shouldn't have been here
either. You got a point there, Mr. J.
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00:21:24,341 --> 00:21:27,749
As a matter of fact, why don't you both
leave? I don't want to ever see you
385
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,130
around here again. Now, get!
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00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:31,960
Could I point out that I live in the
building, sir?
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00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,070
Just get your butt out of here. Thank
you, sir.
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00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,170
Open the door.
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00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,250
You open the door.
390
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:40,259
Somebody better open that door or I'm
going to throw you both through it. Now
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00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:41,310
get!
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00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:52,480
Okay, young lady, start talking.
393
00:21:52,481 --> 00:21:56,499
Mom, I invited Ken over thinking you
guys were going to be home, but when you
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00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,940
guys weren't, it was too late.
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00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:00,839
We don't know anything about this, boy,
and even if we did, you don't let
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00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,700
anybody in here when we're not at home.
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00:22:02,701 --> 00:22:05,079
What happened to our big talk about
honesty?
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00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:09,059
Well, I guess I wasn't listening very
well. But I'm listening now, Mom.
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00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:10,140
me, nothing happened.
400
00:22:10,141 --> 00:22:13,419
I'll tell you what's not going to
happen. Your party tomorrow night.
401
00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:19,739
But, Dad... Hi, Brenda. Is everything
all right? Yeah. Well, that's a good
402
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:21,700
thing, because if your mother ever...
403
00:22:34,101 --> 00:22:35,949
get the dishes.
404
00:22:35,950 --> 00:22:37,450
That's a very smart move.
405
00:22:37,910 --> 00:22:39,750
I'm sorry. You ought to be.
406
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:45,110
Well, looks like our worries about boys
are just starting.
407
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,380
Oh, we'll survive.
408
00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:54,650
You order some pizza, Mama?
409
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,660
I don't know who your Mama is, baby, but
she don't live here.
410
00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:03,520
You're not Rogers?
411
00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:05,410
Up there in the rear.
412
00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:08,180
Hi, Britt.
413
00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:11,990
Hey, Harvey. I didn't know you worked at
the pizza place. Hey, looking good.
414
00:23:12,430 --> 00:23:13,830
You too. I like your earrings.
415
00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:15,240
Thanks.
416
00:23:16,950 --> 00:23:23,870
I don't think we're going to make it,
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00:23:23,871 --> 00:23:24,959
Lord.
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