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There's no place like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you're loved, you
don't need to roam.
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Cause there's no place like home.
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Times are changing every day.
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We won't get by with no same old way.
No, no. Women together, we'll make it
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right.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.
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Cause there ain't no place like, there
ain't no place like,
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cause there ain't no place like, there's
no place like home.
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I mean, no place, child.
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We certainly getting a better class of
joggers around here.
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Well, next time he comes around, I'll
tip him for you.
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Ooh, lottery jackpot reaches 3 .5
million.
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Ooh, girl, you can buy a lot of joggers
with that.
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So good.
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Oh, listen, Pearl.
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Senator 34 leaves wife of eight years
for starlet 19.
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Well, that's his problem. Get on with
the lottery.
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Ooh, I am. Pearl, this is an omen.
Listen here.
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Senator 34, Lee's wife of eight years,
for Starlet 19.
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Reason, 36, 24, 35.
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Six hot lottery numbers.
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But I wouldn't play them numbers if I
was you. Why not? Because I'm going to
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them. Oh, girl.
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34, 8, 19, 36, 24, 35.
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Bingo.
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What about bingo? Oh, we were just
talking about lottery.
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Oh, y 'all still wasting your money on
that stuff.
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Well, anybody can win.
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only a dollar. Yeah, just one lousy
little dollar.
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And I never buy more than ten of them.
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How about Mary? Everybody likes to
gamble.
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You want to bet?
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Good morning, ladies.
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Good morning, Frank.
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Oh, waiting for your handsome mailman.
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What's wrong with you, Mary? You can't
got your tongue?
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You got mail in that bag or you
delivering people?
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Oh, come on, honey. Why don't you just
go inside and get yourself some coffee
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and cool out your nerves?
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Frank, why don't you just go inside?
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Putting the mail in the wrong boxes, as
usual.
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Very funny, funny, funny.
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Ladies, the chances of you winning that
lottery are about a zillion to one here.
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Bull turkey.
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I wasn't talking to you.
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It's good. I wasn't talking to you
either.
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Excuse me.
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Ladies, the odds of you winning are
zero.
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You cannot win because I'm going to win.
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Another nut.
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Excuse me, dearest. But do you think
your pretty little legs can take the
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inside for me this morning?
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Oh, I think so.
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Dearest, do you think your pretty little
legs can take you on your appointed
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rounds? Fire.
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Fire, that's what I love.
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What matter? I'll let you take a shot at
me, Mama.
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Fire.
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Well, well, well.
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He makes me sick.
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Talking about Margo's husband running
off with the meter maid?
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What? That's a shame. No,
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we weren't.
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We were talking about the lottery.
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I'm going to tell you one thing. Money
comes too hard to be throwing it away.
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Well, I won $5 in a scratch -off last
month.
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And how many tickets did you bet?
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None of your business.
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I rest my case.
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Okay, I lost $4 last week.
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$4 a week? You know how much that is a
year?
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$208. $207. I found the dollar on the
stoop.
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That must have been the dollar that I
lost.
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Was it green?
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Go ahead and joke.
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Do you know some people actually throw
their food money away on the lottery? If
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I was the surgeon general, I'd slap a
warning on every ticket.
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I promise never to smoke another lottery
ticket.
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Well,
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Mary, you're right. I think I'll try to
quit, too.
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Oh, hi, Sandra.
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Aren't you going to work today?
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I'm sick.
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Shouldn't you be in bed?
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I'm going shopping.
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It always makes me feel better.
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Oh, why the long faces?
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What's Mary been up to now?
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Mary? She won't let us play the lottery
no more.
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I'm not stopping you from doing
anything. I just said I think it's a
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money. You think this fur is a waste of
money?
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Just how do you think I got it?
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You know I got it playing the lottery.
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It's still a waste of money.
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Oh, Mary, Mary, Mary.
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Don't be such a killjoy. The lottery is
fun. You don't always have to win. It's
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just fun to play.
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The thrill, the anticipation, the big...
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If you don't want to play the lottery,
that's your business.
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But, girl, just remember, you can't win
it if you're not in it.
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And if you choose it, you are sure going
to lose it.
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He loves me. He loves me not.
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He loves me.
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He loves me not.
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He loves me.
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Hey, babe, I'm home.
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Kitchen. He loves me.
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He loves me not. How you doing?
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Hi, honey.
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I brought you a present.
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Oh, he loves me.
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Lottery ticket.
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He loves me not.
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What's wrong with a lottery ticket?
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Oh, honey, I've been preaching to Rose
and Pearl all day against the lottery,
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and here you come with a ticket.
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Does that mean you're not going to drag
me in the bedroom and make hot,
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passionate love to me tonight? Oh,
honey, I'm serious. Stop teasing.
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I didn't even know you played the
lottery.
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Well, I don't usually.
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But I went into the ice cream store to
break a 20, and the lady wouldn't do it
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unless I bought something.
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So I bought Todd and Charlie a double
-decker.
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I had a single for myself, but she was
still a buck short, so I took a lottery
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ticket. Anyway, why am I standing here
defending myself to you?
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Because you didn't mean to tell me about
that ice cream cone.
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I'm supposed to win a million bucks with
that? Oh, no, that's a lot. This is the
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scratch -off.
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Go ahead, scratch it out and see what
you got. Mm -mm, I ain't scratching
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nothing that don't itch.
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Mary, come on. It's just a game.
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Mom, you bought a lottery ticket.
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No, I didn't.
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Well, don't look now, but there's one in
your hand.
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Your father bought it. Oh.
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Come on, Mary. Scratch it off and see
what you got.
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Okay.
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Now what? Now you give me back my
quarter and you go collect your $10.
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Mom, you just...
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Feels good, doesn't it? Yeah.
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I mean, no.
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Wait till I get tips.
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No, don't tell anybody.
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Honey, this is terrible.
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Well, if you don't want it, I'll take
it. Oh, no. No, no, no. You gave it to
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You said you didn't want it. I don't
want to hurt your feelings. That guy
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is taking a long time.
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Sure is.
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Hey, buddy, leave some numbers for us,
huh?
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It's the heavy jackpot this week, ain't
it, honey? I wouldn't know. I don't play
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the lottery.
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Looks like a lottery ticket to me.
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husband bought this.
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Whoever, doll.
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It ain't no sin in playing the lottery.
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Pronto. Se pueden apurar, por favor.
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I just want to buy my ice cream.
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I see you won.
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Oh, just ten dollars.
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That's because you're playing the wrong
game, lady. For the big dough, you gotta
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play lotto.
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This week's the biggest jackpot ever.
Over three million bucks.
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Three million dollars?
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Por favor, my ice cream is melting.
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Soon it's gonna be hot fudge.
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Somebody get a sucker a spoon.
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Gracias.
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I got you, gracias.
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But what is Lotto?
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It's simple. You see, you pick six
numbers from 1 to 36.
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If you get them all right, you win the
jackpot. The drawing's on TV tonight.
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Well, that sounds simple enough.
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Next.
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Put your money on the wood and make your
betting good.
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Means you just pick six numbers and you
can win $3 million?
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Yeah. All you got to do is fill out one
of those cards and give it to the clerk.
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Oh, no. I don't want to get hooked on
gambling.
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Hey, lady.
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I play every day and I ain't hooked.
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Next.
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I want to cash in my ticket.
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All right.
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Here you are.
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Ten bucks.
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You want ten more tickets?
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No. Come on.
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Well, maybe one for that lotto thing.
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I'm getting chocolate ice cream on my
shoes.
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Give him a napkin.
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Lady, give me six numbers.
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Okay, okay, I'm thinking.
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Lady, would you hurry up? I want to get
home. It's time to watch my kids grow
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up.
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Somebody want some chocolate soup?
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No peeking. These are my numbers.
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Thank you
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the girls are so obsessed with this. You
know what I mean?
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It's, um, what I want to do is, uh,
experience what they're feeling.
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Uh -huh.
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Don't worry, Mary. Now, I'm not going to
tell anybody about this.
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Except Rose and Pearl.
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What time is it?
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Quarter to nine. Why?
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Oh, just something I wanted to watch.
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Oh, look at this. Some senator ran off
with a starlet.
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Penny,
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have you ever done something that you
knew was wrong, but, well, you just lost
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control and got caught up in the
excitement of it?
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Mary, I don't even know a starlet.
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and you won ten bucks.
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Not that one. I played lotto. You?
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You played the big ones?
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Oh, neighborhood to know.
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You mean you don't want Pearl and Rose
to know?
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I don't know what got into me. I was in
the market and there was all these wild
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-eyed people and they were buying
tickets and talking about winning and
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thing I knew I had a ticket in my hand.
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You just got the fever, baby. That's
all.
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But I don't want the fever. I don't like
gambling. I don't even approve of it.
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What time is it? I don't want to miss
the drawing.
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a few minutes yet.
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You know, you're the one that got me
started.
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Oh, that'll teach you to consort with a
shady character like me.
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This is terrible.
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I could win three million dollars.
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Don't worry, baby.
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I'll share your grief.
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Yeah, Pearl and Rose will hate me.
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Look, just watch the program, listen to
the numbers, tear up your losing
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tickets, and don't tell them. It's too
late. They probably already know.
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Sandra caught me with the ticket in my
hand.
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Sandra caught you with the tickets in
your hand?
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That's terrible.
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Well, I don't know what I'm worried
about. Let's enjoy the program.
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Besides, if they knew, they'd probably
be up here by now.
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They are.
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Mary,
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it's for you.
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Mary. Okay, Sandra told you.
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Sandra told us what?
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She didn't tell you?
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Didn't tell us. what?
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Nothing. I don't even know why you're
worried about it.
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Is she all right? So far.
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I got some blueprints to read.
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Don't you leave me by myself.
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Look, Mary Pearl is starting to
backslide. She wants to play the
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I don't want to play it. I want to watch
it.
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Besides, I can watch anything I want
because I have been of age for ages,
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agreed to stop gambling. But I can't
stop cold duck.
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Pearl,
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that's cold turkey.
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Who asked you?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Lester. See, I'm sort of
snappy because I'm going through
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withdrawal pain. You know what I mean?
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Come on now, let's watch the show.
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Oh, Mary, talk some sense into her. It's
like you said, the lottery is a waste
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of time and money.
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Well... I didn't exactly say that.
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Yes, you did.
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I want to watch the show. No, you cannot
watch the show.
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I'm going in the kitchen.
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Tell him, tell him.
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Girl, something funny happened at the
market today. Who cares? I want to
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Well, I don't.
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Suppose they come up with the same
numbers that you and I wanted, Pearl.
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kill myself.
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Not me, I'd kill Mary.
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There's no need for anyone to watch
because the odds against your number
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up are...
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No, it ain't, because my foot is
itching.
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Pearl, when money comes, your hand is
supposed to itch. Your hand, but my
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And I don't have to watch no TV here. I
can watch on my own TV. And besides, I
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got pretzels.
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Are you satisfied?
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Mary, you blew it.
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I wasn't going to tell him.
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You bought a lottery ticket?
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Well, just one itty -bitty ticket.
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These your numbers? Yeah.
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and I don't steal numbers.
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I got the paper at the market. That
makes it public domain.
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Oh, protect your wife.
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But don't turn your back on her.
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Rose, the drawing's starting. Let's turn
on the TV. Why?
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To watch her win?
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No. Me.
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Ooh, if I win, I'm gonna give it all to
useless decadence.
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turn on the TV, you two will see that
you saved two dollars while Mary wasted
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one, and that will be that.
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And here it is, ladies and gentlemen,
the first number for our biggest ever
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three and a half million dollar jackpot.
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One right number.
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Oh, so what? Son just probably got a
dozen 35.
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I don't have any 35.
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1972.
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When I was 12.
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Uh, Pearl, I don't think I like it in
here. Let's go have a cup of coffee.
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something in it. All right.
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I'll never gamble again.
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For three million bucks, you can buy
some new friends.
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See, Mary, you got two new friends
already.
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I will never, ever, ever date that
numerologist again.
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After all I did for him.
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Look, Rose, Pearl... Mary, wait a
minute. Don't go away. We'll be right
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with the next number.
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And it may be yours.
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Now, look, ladies. Mary got on her
soapbox and preached against playing the
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lottery. but it was you who decided not
to play it.
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You want to forgive her?
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I'm thinking.
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Well, I've been thinking, too.
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And if... Now, this is a big if, but if
I win $3 million, why don't we all share
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it? Oh, Mary?
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That's very nice, but, I mean, if they
really don't want to... gamble anymore.
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Oh, no, honey, no.
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Because if I hadn't interfered, they
would have had a chance to win.
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Oh, Mary, that's very generous of you,
but we couldn't possibly... Yes, we
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could.
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Well, I guess I could be persuaded.
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Don't let her force you into it.
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I didn't mean any harm. I just didn't
want to see y 'all throwing your money
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away. Oh, Mary, I know my limits.
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Besides, it's just something I like to
do for fun.
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Girl, I know what you're talking about.
Because when I was buying that ticket, I
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started to get the fever.
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And I didn't like it.
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Isn't that commercial over yet? I got
three winning numbers.
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We got three winning numbers.
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Turn it up, honey.
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What do you think I'm doing, Mary?
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That was it, folks.
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The fourth number.
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Well, where was it? We missed it. To all
the stations.
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Honey, why'd you move so slow?
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Mary, they'll repeat it.
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I got five numbers. We got five numbers.
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We're in the chips.
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Oh, I got to sit down.
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I got to stand up.
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Here it comes.
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Here it is, folks.
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The number is...
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It comes to $88 for each of you.
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Now, Peter, that's what I'm talking
about. That's what I mean about gambling
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the lottery.
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Now, here, we almost lost our friendship
for $88 and a penny.
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Who gets the penny?
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I'll flip you for it.
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