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They had no place like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.
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Cause there's no place like home.
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Times are changing every day.
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We won't get by with old flame away.
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No, no. Well then together, we'll make
it right.
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With help from our friends, I know we
can fly. But there's no place like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam. Cause there ain't no place
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like home. There ain't no place like
home.
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I mean, no place, child.
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How's that, Mrs. Jenkins?
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Oh, that's fine. Thank you, Calvin. You
too, Eddie. I really appreciate this. No
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sweat. Moving pianos, watering plants,
feeding parakeets.
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What's a mailman for?
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Mr. Jenkins is gonna like this.
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Oh, Calvin.
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If you see him before I do, don't
mention it, okay?
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Oh, you mean it's a surprise?
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What she means is she hasn't told them
she's spent the money yet.
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Lester won't care.
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Won't care?
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A man who just got a gas bill, telephone
bill, insurance bill, electric
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bill, rent.
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He won't care.
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Dental bill.
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Dental bill for you. What's wrong with
your teeth?
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I bit a mailman.
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I better hit all the pointed rounds.
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Oh, wait a minute. Can I give you a
cookie or something?
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Oh, no. Not allowed to accept
gratuities.
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How about money?
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I think that'll be all right.
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For you. Oh, thanks, Mrs. Jenkins. And
you.
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Good luck with the piano.
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Thanks, Pat.
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Come on in, Rose.
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You too, Pearl.
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I bought a piano.
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Oh, I love it.
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Hey, it sounds good, too.
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Well, you ought to know.
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In fact, I was wondering if you'd
consider giving me lessons.
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Oh, I'd be glad to.
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Of course, I've taught mostly children.
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I used to be good on the piano.
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You? Mm -hmm.
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I used to love to sit on the top and
tantalize the boys with my ankles.
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So, Mary, when did you and Lester decide
to get a piano?
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Well, I got to thinking how Lester
really loves music.
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Uh -oh.
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She hasn't told him.
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Lester is a very understanding man.
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Besides, it only cost $600.
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$600?
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Are you out of your mind?
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Honey, I... Don't give me... Honey, I...
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It was $600. I could buy myself a
complete ski outfit.
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You don't know how to ski.
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And you don't know how to play the
piano.
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Honey. Don't touch me. I'm mad. I want
to stay right here.
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Hi. Hi, Brad.
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Where did we get the piano?
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We bought it.
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How would you like to take lessons?
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Lessons? Do I have to?
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Mom, it's not even electric.
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Well, Brenda, I thought you would be...
Well, Mom, can we please... talk about
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this later?
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Go ahead.
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I don't think she's dying to take piano
lessons.
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If you want the real truth, I thought
I'd take piano lessons.
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You take piano lessons?
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Well, what's wrong with that?
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What's wrong with that?
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Remember those ceramic classes you took
last year?
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5 ,000 ice trays and none of our friends
smoked.
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Why don't you stick to singing? You
already had singing lessons and you're
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at it.
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Well, maybe you're right.
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Hello, Mary.
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Rose tells me you bought a piano.
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Mind if I show her?
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Well, come on, Sandra.
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Fine, go ahead.
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Hi, Lester.
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Hey, Sandra, Rose. Look at this old
piano. Isn't it nice?
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Uh -huh.
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How'd Lester like it?
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Ooh, that much, huh?
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Ooh, I'd love to learn to play the
piano.
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To sit down at the keys and have all the
men gather around.
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Sandra wants to take piano lessons, too.
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And Rose is kind enough to offer.
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For a small fee.
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On my piano?
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Well, with your approval, I thought I
could give lessons to both of you. For a
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small fee.
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Unless you're afraid to take lessons
with me, Mary.
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Well, I'm just looking ahead. I wouldn't
want you to get upset if I progressed
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faster than you did.
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You progressed faster than me? Well, I
do have the advantage of youth.
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Look again, your advantage is slipping.
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Mary's decided not to take lessons. Oh,
no, she hasn't.
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20 bucks says I progressed faster than
you. You're on.
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620 bucks down the drain.
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I wish Rose would hurry up and come
back.
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I can't wait to get started.
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I can.
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Oh, I'm sorry about taking lessons at
night, honey. I guess Rose wanted Sandra
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and I to start together because she
thought the competition would be good
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us. If it doesn't leave blood on the
keys.
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You're really serious about this stuff,
aren't you? If I tell you something, you
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won't laugh, will you? I'll try not to.
Well, see, I've always had this fantasy.
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We're having dinner at the White House
with the president and say, Lady Di and
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Gorbachev and all the rest of them cats.
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Anyway, the party's really dull. So the
first lady stands up and she says, Is
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there a pianist in the house?
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And of course, I don't say anything. But
you forced me to stand up.
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And they all applaud. And while I stand
up and I walk to the piano.
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And I sit.
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and then I played to thunderous
applause.
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And, well, the president and Lady Di and
Gorbachev, they're all beside
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themselves. Well, they just stand up and
cheer and hug each other and, well,
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I've saved the world.
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You know, baby, that makes me mighty
proud.
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Mom, I finished the dishes.
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Oh, thanks, honey. Do you need me to do
any ironing or fold the laundry? Brenda.
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You don't have to take piano lessons.
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I love you, Mom.
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I'll be doing my homework.
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Oh, that must be Rose. I'm going to the
bedroom.
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Good evening, Mary.
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Well, where's Sandra?
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I'm coming.
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I just didn't know what to wear for a
piano lesson.
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It doesn't matter. It's a girl piano.
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There, that's cute.
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Okay, ladies, let's get to it. Did you
make your hand tracing?
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I did.
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One, two, three, four, five. Good.
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Now, this will help you know what
fingers to use on the keys.
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Sandra, where's your tracing?
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I couldn't do it. My nails were wet.
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Besides, I already know how many fingers
I have.
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How about your toes?
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Mary, a perfect ten.
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Good. The apparition was a success.
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Children.
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Children, children.
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Now, let's pay attention.
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Okay? Now, the first thing you have to
learn is that this is a piano.
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Children always thought that was funny.
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with the scale.
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Now, do you know anything about scales?
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I know they always lie.
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Mary, please.
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Now, excuse me.
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This is middle C.
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That's because it's in the middle.
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Sorry.
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All right.
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Right thumb, finger number one on middle
C. And we go up the scale.
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C, D, E, crossover F, G,
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Now, Mary, you sit down and you try it.
Okay.
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Say the notes out loud.
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C, D, E, F.
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Why doesn't it just start with A?
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Because it doesn't.
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Play.
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if you can do better.
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C, D, E, F, G, A, B, C.
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Oh, good.
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Good, Sandra.
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Oh, it was good.
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C, D, E, F. Arch your fingers. Arch your
fingers. I'm arching.
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Yay.
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I have to play at night because Sandra
works in the daytime.
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You know, she's making a big federal
cape out of it.
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You'd think it was a World Series or
something.
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You know what I mean? Yeah, you mean
she's doing better than you.
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Well, I hate to admit it, but you're
right. Well, it figures.
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She's had lessons before.
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What? Mm -hmm.
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She told me that she had some lessons
when she was in high school.
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You mean she actually bet me 20 bucks
when she knew she had lessons before?
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Bye -bye, 20.
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Oh, no.
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Mm -mm. Two can play that game. I'm
going to practice night and day.
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But Mary Sondra works in the day. Now,
that's not fair.
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Fair my foot.
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I'm going to pull the rug on that smug
little bug.
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Thanks, Calvin.
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Anytime.
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Uh -oh, Mom's at it again.
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Yeah. You want to come in for a root
beer?
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No, I don't think so.
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She's been practicing that for the past
two days.
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Yeah, you know, I have to admire her.
Because if I was that bad at anything,
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give up.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four. One, two, three,
four.
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One, two, three, four.
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Arch your...
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Thank you.
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Okay, now play the first note louder.
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Okay?
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three.
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Mary, don't look at your fingers.
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This isn't easy, you know. I know, I
know. But try to relax, have fun.
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I'm having fun.
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Oh,
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that's very good.
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Much better, much better. Give her a
blue stuff.
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If you don't mind, I'm trying to figure
out where to put my finger.
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Mary, Mary, you're causing yourself a
lot of tension for a silly little bet.
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Why don't you relax?
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Pay me now.
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I know what.
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Why don't we have a little party?
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We'll have some friends over, they can
listen to us, and then they can decide
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who's best.
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Well, I don't think either one of you
recital material.
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Well, if Sandra's not up to it. No, no.
If you insist upon making this a
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childish contest, go right ahead. Give
your party.
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But look out, because little old Sandra
will be right there.
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Ooh, you can count me out of that vote.
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No matter. It's going to be a landslide
anyway.
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What are you going to play? Twinkle,
twinkle, little star? You're getting
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good at that.
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No,
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as a matter of fact, I think I'll play
Jingle Bell.
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Or maybe I'll play Minuet in G by Ludwig
von Beethoven.
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Mary, you've been practicing. That's not
fair.
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So, you took lessons before. That's not
fair. But you know I work in the
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daytime. So, I worked in the daytime,
too.
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I don't care if it's night or night.
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Just help yourself to the Adair score.
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Break a leg, honey.
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These are for you, Mary.
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Oh, thank you, Pearl.
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Now, this is for Sandra.
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I always hedge my bets.
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I'll just put these down.
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I want my vase back.
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Well, anything else I should know? Any
little last -minute tip?
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No, Mary.
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And if there were, I'd have to tell them
to saunter, too.
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You know, Rose, you're so fair.
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It's sickening.
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You learn out of these little
sandwiches, Bear.
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Good thing I got here early.
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Would you get that? Oh, sure.
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You know,
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we just spent 50 bucks on food to win
20.
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Arch your fingers, arch your fingers.
Sit up straight.
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Smile graciously when you win.
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Don't you think Mom's acting kind of
nerdy about this?
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Well, maybe and maybe not. It's the kind
of way the world is today.
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Competition is the name of the game.
People compete for education, for love,
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jobs. But Mom's competing on who can
play the piano the best after three
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Brenda, one of the secrets to a long,
happy marriage is don't look for a lot
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logic in stuff like this.
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Who do you like in this ring?
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Well, Mary's a sure shot on this one.
Well, you know Sandra, she always keeps
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something in reserve. I know, that's
right.
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Evening, Mary.
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I don't like your looking Sandra's eyes.
I hope you don't mind I brought along a
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gentleman friend.
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Mary Jenkins, meet Bernard Ives.
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The renowned composer, singer, and
pianist.
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Hello, Mary.
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Hello. I hope you don't mind my bringing
him. I met him at the talent agency
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where I used to work.
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Oh, Lester, meet Bernard.
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Excuse me, ma 'am.
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Bernard, nice to meet you. Hello,
Lester, how are you?
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Hi, how are you?
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Hello, Lester.
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What's she up to?
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She's got to be up to something.
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Attention, everybody.
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Bernard can only stay a little while,
but I think I talked him into playing
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us, if you want him to.
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Thank you, thank you.
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When Pounder asked me over, she said she
had a surprise for me.
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But this isn't what I had in mind.
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Any requests?
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Raspberry beret.
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Oh, Bernard, don't tease us. Play the
one you wrote, Everything Must Change.
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And then you can play your little tune
there.
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That's what she's up to.
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Not many things in life we
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can be sure of.
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Except the rain comes from the clouds
and the
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sunlight from the sky and the
hummingbirds do fly.
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Yes, the rain comes. From the clouds to
the sunlight of the sky
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And music makes me cry
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Everything must change
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Everything must change Everything
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must change
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That's why I'm going to make sure Sandra
goes first.
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Let me have something.
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Thank you, Bernard. That was just
marvellous.
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Oh, and now I believe that you were
going to play something for us, Mary
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Oh, no, no, no, no. As hostess.
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The polite thing would be for you to go
first.
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I insist.
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Oh, I'd love to, but I sprained my
little pinky this morning.
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But you can still play, unless you want
to call this whole thing off.
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Come on, baby, you can do it. I can't
play after that.
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Oh, come on, try it, Mary, you can do
it.
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Well, I guess I'm not taking piano
lessons for nothing.
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Ladies and gentlemen, and Sandra.
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I'm going to play Minuet in G by Ludwig
van Beethoven.
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Here you go, Mary. Here's your $20. You
deserve it.
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Oh, I can't keep it. I didn't earn it.
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No, Mary, it's a bet. It's yours.
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No, it's yours.
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Mary. It's mine.
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It's a small fee.
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I'm real proud of you, baby.
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Folks, you just heard what Mary's been
learning to do. Now I want to show you
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what she's really good at. And she's got
a wonderful song I just love to hear
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her sing.
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Mr. Agnew, would you play Girl Talk,
please? You got it.
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We like to chat about the dresses that
we'll wear tonight.
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We chew the facts about our dresses and
our neighbors' fights.
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Inconsequential things that men don't
really care to know become essential
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things that women find so apropos.
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But that's the day. We're all the same.
It's just a game. We call it Girl Talk.
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Girl Talk.
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You're a meow about the ups and downs of
all your life.
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The weaker sex, the meeker sex, you
mortal males behold.
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But though you starve, you wouldn't
trade us for a bag of gold.
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So go to bed, don't go away, and hear me
say that after girl talk.
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