All language subtitles for 227 s01e06 Pilot.eng

There's no place like home.

With your family around you, you're
never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam. Cause there's no place

home.

Times are changing every day.

We won't get by with those same old
ways.

Pulling together, we'll make it.

With your family around you, you're
never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.

Cause there ain't no place like Fair
enough to be there. There ain't no place

like Fair enough to be there. Cause
there ain't no place like There's no

like home.

I mean, no place, child.

Oh, afternoon road.

Afternoon, Mary.

Girl, they haven't picked up the garbage
yet.

No, girl, they're late today.

Well, looking at hefty bags is not my
idea of a beautiful view.

Oh, I don't know.

Those bags mean we had food on the table
last night. We should be grateful. I'll

be grateful when they get the food off
the street.

Cats around here think it's restaurant
rules.

Mary, you've got to have patience.

I'd rather have hot water.

Do you know the shower turned ice cold
again today?

Yeah, same as mine.

Well, I'm sure Callaway just hasn't had
time to fix the heater.

Time means money, and our landlord is so
stingy, not only has he got the first

penny ever made, he got it taped to his
nape.

Good afternoon, lady.

Oh, afternoon, Ken.

Off to school, huh? Yes, English
literature today.

America, I love it here. They even gift
wrap the garbage.

But getting back to Calloway, he ain't
gonna fix nothing in this build. The

Hernandez refrigerator been leaking
since Lord knows how long. Yeah, and I

the O 'Briens had another crack in their
living room wall.

Girl.

I heard the O 'Briens got a crack in
their marriage. No!

Oh, I can't believe it. They just
celebrated their silver anniversary.

Well, I can tell you one thing. They
ain't going for the gold.

got no crack in his apartment, though.

He keeps everything in tip -top shape.

The rich sure get richer, don't they?
Sure do.

Like them fine folks across the street.

Our condo colleagues.

Yeah, this neighborhood's getting mighty
fancy.

Girl, look at the size of that limo just
pulling up.

Ain't that nothing?

I hear they come with a bar and a TV.
Don't forget the telephone.

Yeah, if the one in the back calls the
chauffeur. It's long distance.

If he don't think he's a dope man.

And that uniform probably thinks he's a
South American general.

Ladies.

Are you home early, Sandra?

My boss let me off. I have a severe
headache.

Do you see many celebrities?

I'm the receptionist. I see them all.

And they see all of us.

As a working woman, my time is too
valuable to waste around here.

How's Mr.

Calloway?

I wouldn't know.

He has his apartment and I have mine.
Our relationship is purely platonic.

Oh, is that your platonic ring?

Excuse me. My headache seems to be
getting worse.

Girl, you got the devil in you.

Oh, she makes me sick.

She sure loves to flaunt it.

Don't you wish you had it?

Girl, you know what they call women like
that.

Yeah, lucky.

reason nothing gets fixed around here.

Instead of spending money on this
building, Calloway throws it away on

we end up with nothing.

You like to shape your apartments, eh?
Of course not. That's why I sit right

here looking the other way.

Now, wait a minute. Mr. Calloway said
he's going to get things done.

Now, the other day when I took him that
soup... What?

You took that old buzzard some soup.

Always bringing my leftovers.

Hot soup, apple pie.

You know he loves my homemade fudge.

Well, Mary, he's got no one to cook for
him. But what does Sandra do? Shake and

bake?

Hi, sweetheart.

How you doing? How was school today?

Fine. Yeah? Are you smarter today than
you were yesterday?

Yeah. So I'm not going back tomorrow.

Just kidding, Mama.

Oh, hi, Mama.

Jason is coming.

Jason is coming.

Just what in the world is going on?

Hi, Mrs. Jenkins.

Calvin Dobbs, is that you in there?

Have you gone crazy, boy?

Yes, ma 'am, I think I have.

It has been kind of hot lately.

Calvin was just carrying my books for
me. Let me put these away and we can go.

And just where do you think you're
going, young lady? Just over to the

Mama. Calvin wants to show me where he
goes when he wants to think about

Huh.

Must be a very small place.

some other time.

Bye, Mrs. Jenkins.

Oh, he's hot.

That boy is 16 and you're barely 14.

So when I'm 20, he'll be 22.

Fine. Call him then.

Can't do nothing around here. Did you
have something to say?

Mama, can I go get a nice pimple?

Oh, sure, honey. Here's a quarter.

Rose, are you crazy?

You're going to give that child a
quarter for the Mike Creighton. You're

Here's 50 cents.

I'm telling you, Rose, you're spoiling
that child.

You should never let her have ice cream
before she does her homework.

Mary, I don't see why that does any
harm. It creates bad habits. That's what

does. Do you know what your problem is?

You expect everybody to be just like
you.

Perfect. Oh!

Is that what my problem is?

Okay.

See that? That's what I get for trying
to be good friends.

From now on, I'll just sit right over
here and tend to my own business. And

sit right over here and tend to mine.

Fine. Good.

Great. Wonderful.

I won't even tell you about Fred
Anderson.

He's coming home late last night.

Now,

you know, that was a sin and a shame.

You know, last week... Well, the garbage
truck finally got here.

Well, it's about time.

I put in?

This thing is worse than the slot
machines in Las Vegas.

I keep telling you all you're wasting
your time. What we need down here is

new washing machines.

Well, I guess so. These are so old it
takes Confederate money to run them.

Now, I say we don't take this lying
down. I say we do something.

Mary, what are you talking about? I'm
talking about action. That's what I'm

talking about. We don't have to stand
for this.

Mary, if you're finished, could you come
down off your soapbox long enough to

fix your family some dinner?

I hear you, but you know as well as we
do that this building's got a lot of

violations that Calloway has not taken
care of.

Now, I say we get a city inspector down
here and show him that we mean business.

Mary, you're only going to make things
worse.

Listen to your husband, Mary. He's the
voice of calm in a rough sea.

When I want a poetry reading, Rose, I
will ask you.

I say we fight fire with fire.

Go right ahead.

If you like hitting the man when he's
down. What do you mean when he's down? I

just took Mr. Calloway to the hospital.

Oh, the poor man.

The poor man, my foot.

Here we go again.

Every time we put pressure on this man,
he pulls the same old sick routine.

Remember when we invited him to the
tenants' meeting and he came down with

flute?

Mary, the man happens to be in critical
condition.

His heart's not beating regular. They
got him on oxygen.

A fairy tale, folks.

Come on, baby. Let's go. Come on. Wait a
minute, honey.

Don't listen to this woman. She is just
trying to protect his money.

As the Lord is my witness, it is a fake.

No way is that man sick.

That sure was a lovely funeral, wasn't
it?

Mr. Calloway looks so pink.

Well, of course he looked peaceful,
Rose. He was dead.

But he looked good, though, didn't he?

Well, see, that's what they do.

They plump you up so you look real good.

Remember how good Hattie Brown looked
when she died?

Yeah. And you know, she was the ugliest
woman on campus.

Oh, but she was beautiful on the inside.
That's all that mattered.

Oh, now that Mr. Calloway's gone, I'm
glad I took him that hot soup.

Apple pie and homemade fudge.

The funeral is over, Rose. Could you
please stop talking about it?

I'd like to forget it.

Oh, you finally admitting he ain't
faking it?

All I know is that me and Calloway
didn't get along and he'd do anything to

prove me wrong.

Aren't you sorry now for all the things
you said about him?

Well, of course I'm sorry, Rose.

Oh, here comes Louie.

Probably wants to pay his respects.

What's he paying him less for? We ain't
related to the deceits.

It was such a shock, Mr. Calloway, dying
so

suddenly. Yes, it was.

Did he die of anything serious?

He stopped breathing.

Well, it's a shame.

How is his lady friend taking it?

What lady?

Oh, I'm sure she's taking it real hard.

You know, Louis, she hasn't been out of
that apartment since the funeral. Oh.

Well, when I finish work, I would like
to offer her my condolences.

Do you know if she's accepting visitors?

Well, if you're a man, I'd say you got a
pretty good shot.

Thank you.

I qualify.

How can you talk about Sandra that way?

I'm sure this whole thing is just
tearing her to pieces.

Hi, Sandra.

How you feeling, honey?

As well as could be expected.

Well, just remember, time heals all
wounds.

I know, I know. I'm just trying to hold
myself together.

Well, you got on the right dress for it.

Excuse me, Rose.

I have to go.

I understand.

You want to be alone with your thoughts?

No, I'm going shopping.

Nothing like buying a few new things to
shake the blues.

Ten of the pieces, huh?

In mourning, huh?

She was dressed in black.

Yeah, first time I ever saw a black
armband used as a skirt.

You know, the thing that worries me is
what's going to happen to this building

now? And where do we stand?

Haven't you heard?

What?

The word is, Canaway left a bill into
one of the tenants.

Three guesses as to who.

Oh,

you know what that means.

What?

You heard that expression, up a creek
without a paddle?

Yeah. The way you and Sandra get along,
you won't even have a canoe.

$1 ,100.

Two bedrooms, $1 ,500.

$1 ,500?

I told Brenda by staying on that
telephone.

Oh, Lester.

Do you know how much rents are in this
city, honey? I only help build them,

baby. I don't get the rent. Well, I can
tell you it'd be cheaper to buy an

undeveloped nation.

Look at this.

That is something. But tell me, why are
you looking at ads for apartments?

If we're going to pay 25 cents for a
paper, I'm going to read it all.

Okay, Mary, what kind of trouble are we
in now?

Trouble? Did I say anything about
trouble?

We may have to move out of 227. Move?

What'd you do now?

Me?

I didn't do nothing.

At least not my fault Calloway died.

I'm glad to hear that.

But word is he left this building to
Sandra.

The entire building? Everything?

What do you think about that?

She must be some kind of woman.

You'll never find out. Come on, what I
mean. Come on, cool down, cool down.

Cool down nothing.

Can you imagine what'll happen if that
woman gets a hold of this building?

Maybe you're jumping the gun. Even if
she does get the building, you don't

what she has planned.

I mean, we pay the rent, we're good
tenants, and she has nothing against me.

Well, she hates me.

Well, then, only you have to move.

Kidding, baby.

I think we ought to find out what she
has in mind, you know.

Play up to her, fill her up.

She's not my type.

Look, just be nice to her.

That's loosey. Okay, I'll be glad to
talk to her. Oh, no, you won't.

I'll talk to her. All right, then you do
that, but remember, be nice.

Mom, Dad, I have company.

You girls finish your homework?

Yep, and you know what? I thought I just
might make dinner tonight. You deserve

a break.

You be an awfully nice young lady.

Now, just what is it you're going to ask
me that I'm not going to like that

you're going to die if I don't do?

Well, we just want to know if we could
go to the movies tonight.

On a school night?

Did Rose say you could go? She said it
was all right with her if it was all

right with you.

And please, Miss Jenkins, it's with
Eddie Murphy.

Oh, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy. That's
all I ever hear.

Daddy. Mary.

Lester. Sorry.

And I guess you thought you were going
to meet Calvin there. Well, why would

say that?

Oh, it's just a wild thought.

Now, no movies on school nights, and
that's final.

Told you it wouldn't work.

Well, you set it up wrong.

Hi, Mary. I think your clothes are
ready.

Oh, thank you, Cora.

Hi, Sandra.

I was just thinking about you.

Really?

Yes, I was wondering how you've been
holding up.

Not bad.

But I'm sure after the will reading on
Saturday, I'll be feeling a whole lot

better.

We see each other all the time.

And we never get to talk.

Oh, yeah, talking.

That is your specialty.

I thought you had your clothes dry
cleaned.

Oh, I do.

But I don't like just anyone to touch my
underwear.

Don't say it.

You know, Mary, it looks like I'm going
to be getting myself a brand new

wardrobe, so maybe you can use some of
my old clothes.

No, thank you. Oh, yeah. With my clothes
and the right makeup, the hair weave,

some new pantyhose, you probably could
look halfway decent.

You know, Sandra, for all our fussing
back and forth, I bet if we tried, we

could be just like sisters.

You think so?

Oh, sure.

I've always wanted an older sister.

Mary, were you fixing to tell me
something or ask me something?

Or just beg?

I was trying to be nice to you.

But I can see that isn't any good.

You're just out for what you can get and
anybody you can get it from.

Oh, go ahead, Mary. Talk all you want.
But you better do all your talking now

because when I become the owner of this
building, there are going to be a lot of

changes around here.

Your lease is up in November, isn't it?
If you got a point, make it.

The point is there are going to be rent
raises, okay? So come November, you

better get your checkbook ready for a
big shock.

Is that so?

You want me to tell you where you can
put your rent raisers?

You know your problem, Mary.

You just don't have enough coof.

That's why I'm thinking of maybe going
condo.

Get a better class of people in here.

I'm glad to hear it. When are you
moving?

Mary, I've taken a lot of stuff from
you, but a new day is coming, and I'm

sitting in the right chair. And if you
don't like it, you can move your

mouth somewhere else.

Let me tell you something.

I was here when you came, baby, and I
will be here when you're gone.

Now, you can threaten me until your face
turns the color of that cheap lipstick

you wear.

But nobody, and I do mean nobody, is
forcing me out of my home.

Oh, and as long as you're doing a wash,
sugar, why don't you throw your wig in?

It's getting kind of dusty.

They're about to read the will.

I was talking to the building inspector.

He's almost finished.

You call the building inspector?

Oh, I don't think that's such a good
idea. That might be a lot of trouble.

Trust me, Rose.

Oh. Well, if everyone's here, perhaps we
ought to get started.

I don't see Sandra.

Oh, she'll be here. Probably looking for
one of our eyelashes.

Oh, will you stay?

stop off at the bank and open a new
account.

Oh, there doesn't seem to be any seats
left.

Thank you, Lester.

This document shall serve to rightfully
bequeath all existing holdings,

properties, and monies of Herbert
Calloway, herewith known as the party of

first part, and subsequently as the
owner in reference to said properties

Article 7, Paragraph 3.

What did he say?

I don't know. He's probably getting paid
by the word.

Excuse me, but can't we skip all this
legal parties and get down to nitty

gritty?

Am I getting anything?

Sit down, Pearl. Why would Calloway
leave you anything?

Because I'm old and I want something.

This time of sorrow is painful for all
of us.

Can we move it along? The quicker we get
this over with, the better.

Probably what she used to tell Calloway.

It's a simple will, so let's continue.

227 has been more like a home to me
instead of just a piece of property.

I will the deed in complete control to a
woman whom I've come to admire over the

years, someone I could always count on
for a smile or a good word, even perhaps

when I didn't deserve it.

Thoughtful. Kind, sweet, yet playful and
lively.

Although some of you may question my
judgment in this decision, all I can say

is, hey, it's my building, not yours.

I, therefore, with a clear conscience,
leave 227, lock, stock, and barrel to

the woman who makes the best apple pie
I've ever tasted.

Apple pie?

Mrs. Rose Lee Holloway. Oh, that's you!

Oh, you're rich!

What? What did you say?

It says Mrs.

Rose Lee Holloway. What about me? Didn't
I get anything?

Are you Sandra Clark?

Yes! Well, now, there is something.

He left you this portrait of himself,
and I think it's just luck.

Congratulations, Rose.

If you'll excuse me, I have to go to my
apartment to decide just where I want to

put this portrait.

Excuse me, Mrs.

Jenkins. I finished inspecting the
building, and you were right. It's a

It'll take a bundle to fix up this
place.

Does the owner happen to be here?

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