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They have no place like home.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam. Cause there's no place
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home.
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Times are changing every day.
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We won't get by with those same old
ways.
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Pulling together, we'll make it right.
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With help from our friends, I know we
can fly.
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With your family around you, you're
never alone.
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When you know that love, you don't need
to roam.
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Cause there ain't no place like, better
believe it. There ain't no place like,
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better believe it.
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Cause there ain't no place like, there's
no place like home.
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I mean no place child.
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Afternoon Sandra.
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Better. Better?
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It has a certain ambiance.
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The only thing different is Mary isn't
here.
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That's it.
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Lester left to the car to run a few
errands. She'll be back in a minute.
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Well, there goes the ambiance.
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Ambulance!
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Well, I was only taking a nap.
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Is it all right if I sit here a minute?
Or is Mary touchy about anyone else
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using her crate?
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No, I'm sure she won't mind.
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Ooh, now I know why she's so snappy.
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Oh, there she is now. She's parking the
car across the street.
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She'll never get that big car in that
teeny space.
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Oh, she'll get it in, Sandra. She'll get
it in.
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She got it in.
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My goodness, what did she hit? A very
expensive foreign car.
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Oh, no.
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Is she okay?
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Well, she looks okay.
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Except for those shoes.
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Mary.
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Mary, are you all right?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
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Well, you may be okay, and your car may
be okay, but it looks like you busted
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the taillight on that BMW.
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Oh, Lord. Somebody tell me those are the
owner's initials.
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You bumped into trouble. I dated a
gentleman who owned one of those foreign
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jobbies, and he used to tell me about
the many thousands of dollars he'd spend
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for the most incidental of repairs.
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It's only a taillight.
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Only a taillight?
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Mary. They got to bring that taillight
all the way from Düsseldorf.
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You know how many Germans it takes to
put in a taillight?
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How many dollars does it take to put in
this taillight? My gentleman friend
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damaged his ashtray. It cost him $200 to
replace it. It would have been cheaper
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to give up smoking.
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Well, Mary, don't worry. Your insurance
company is going to take care of it.
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Oh, Rose, do you have any idea how high
our premiums are going to be after this
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accident? As high as a wine on a space
shuttle. Thank you, Pearl.
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And plus, you've got to tell Lester
about it. Thank you, Pearl.
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Mary, I wouldn't be in your shoes for
nothing in the world.
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Thank you, Pearl.
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Well, who do you suppose that car
belongs to?
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It's got to be somebody from the condo.
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Oh, great.
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That's all I need.
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Well, you are going to leave a note on
the car, aren't you? Well, of course.
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wouldn't venture to give you any advice
Mary.
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Leaving a note is the right thing to do.
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Oh and when was the last time someone
dented your car and left you a note?
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Well I don't own a car.
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So you're quite an authority.
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Well I know what's right.
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What's right is to let the man's
insurance company take care of the man's
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After all nobody saw Mary do it. Did
they?
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I did. Me neither.
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Well, I did.
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And I can't lie.
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Can't you give it a shot?
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Come on, Mary.
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Okay, I'm putting a note on the man's
car. You think Lester will be happy with
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that decision?
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Well, of course. He will. He will.
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Oh, please.
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Now, Mary, it would be a lovely world if
everybody went around sticking notes on
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cars.
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Excuse me. I believe I hit your car.
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Pardonnez -moi.
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I may have smashed your window and
stolen your radio.
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But they do.
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And that's why God created insurance
companies, Mary.
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But far be it from me to advise you.
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Ciao.
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Well, Lester will be home soon.
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I'll just wait till he comes before I
put the note on the car.
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Well, I want him to check my spelling.
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TV dinner.
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Because, dear, I have something to talk
over with your father alone.
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I'm not getting a little brother or
sister, am I?
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No, Brenda, you don't have to give up
your room.
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What are you doing?
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Oiling my skates.
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What you gonna do, roll around the room?
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No, Calvin's taking me skating.
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On a school night?
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No, tomorrow.
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Tomorrow's Friday. He's taking me
tomorrow.
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were you going to ask permission on
Sunday?
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Of course not.
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I was going to ask you tonight.
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Hi, Mrs. Jenkins.
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Oh, hi, Calvin. Hey, Brand, you ready to
go?
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Uh, go?
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Go where?
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To the skating rink.
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Um, Calvin, you must be mistaken. We're
supposed to go tomorrow night, right?
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Tomorrow? Well, why did you just tell me
to hurry up and get my skates?
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You see, if he was a Rhodes Scholar, you
might have gotten out of there.
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Oh, did I say something wrong?
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Calvin, go skating.
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Oh, thanks, Mrs. Jenkins.
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Isn't Brenda coming?
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No, Calvin.
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Thanks, Mrs. Jenkins.
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I'll deal with you later.
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Mom, what if I was going to practice
with a roller skating team on a school
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night? That would be okay, wouldn't it?
Nope.
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leaf on a school night.
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Are you this creative at school?
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Mom, you're being unreasonable.
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Thank you, dear.
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Can I go on Saturday?
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No. Why not?
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Because you lied and that's your
punishment.
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What's with Brenda?
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Oh, nothing for you to worry about,
honey.
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Just enjoy your dinner.
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How do you like everything?
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One of my favorites.
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All of my favorites.
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Good bread, good meat, good Lord, let's
eat.
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Aren't you wondering about mine?
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Uh -uh.
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Well, aren't you wondering why I'm doing
all this?
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Uh -uh.
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Lester. Mary, can I finish my meal
before you tell me the bad news?
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When I was coming home from the errands
this evening, I had an accident with the
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car. The car?
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You didn't bang up the car.
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Oh, there's not a scratch on it. But you
did hit something.
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A BMW.
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Couldn't you have hit an American car?
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Do you know how much it costs to repair
one of those things?
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Aren't you even going to ask if anybody
was hurt?
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I'm sorry.
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Was anyone hurt?
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Mary, do you know how much it costs to
repair one of those things?
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I know how much it costs for the
ashtray. Did you hit an ashtray?
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No, a taillight.
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Well, what did the guy say?
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There was no guy.
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No guy?
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When I was parking, I hit a parked car
parked across the street.
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I thought of leaving a note.
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And did you?
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No.
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I want to see what you thought.
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What do you think?
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Well, it would have been the right thing
to do.
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Let's see if I can see it from here.
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Which one is it?
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The red one with the broken taillight.
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You mean the one the police are towing
away?
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What?
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It was parked next to a fire hydrant.
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There it goes.
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Oh, what a shame.
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Rose, I was ready to write the note.
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Lester... Lester was ready to put the
note on the car.
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Is it my fault that they towed the car
away? No.
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What else could I do, Rose?
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Could have put a note on the car right
away.
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Yes, Rose, we all know that. And we all
know that if I had it all to do over
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again, I would have, right?
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Right.
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What do you want me to do?
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Hire a blimp with a sign?
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Put billboards up all over town saying,
Everybody...
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With a busted taillight, please be
merry.
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I'm sorry, that's all I can do, Rose.
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You could try walking across the street.
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What? The car's back.
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Good.
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You can put a note on the car now.
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Hi, Grandma.
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Hi, Calvin. If we can't go outside
tonight, then when can we go out?
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I don't know, Calvin.
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Maybe when I'm a lot older. I might get
my freedom then.
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Oh, hi, Mom.
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Oh, hi, Miss Halloween.
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Hi, Mr. Jenkins.
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Well, what was that all about?
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Oh, she's mad because I punished her.
For what?
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For not being honest.
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Give me a pencil.
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How about some pie, honey?
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Oh, no thanks, baby. I'm full.
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Besides, I got this work to finish.
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What is your favorite?
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Well, it used to be my favorite, but
I've had it so many times.
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Whoopee pie.
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You know, that note's been out there all
day.
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Why doesn't he call?
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Mary. Well, it's out there with my name
and phone number on it for everybody to
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see.
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Might as well be tacked up in some men's
room.
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Will you stop it?
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Well, what if some weirdo calls?
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Hello, Mrs. Jenkins.
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You want to crack my taillight?
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I'm taking the note off the car. No,
you're going to leave it right where it
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Come on over here and sit down and
relax.
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Oh, honey, I can't. It's on my mind.
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I can't even sleep.
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Oh, Mary, I'm so glad I found you. I
think I have found the problem.
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The answer is right here in this
gardening book. Do I drain it? No.
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Mary? Poor thing.
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She said she didn't sleep at all last
night.
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Hello, ladies.
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What happened to Mary?
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Did the tedium of her everyday existence
finally get to it?
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I had a bad dream.
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Oh, it wasn't a dream. It's still there.
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And so is that car.
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Well, I had enough. I'm going to find
the owner.
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Did you
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see
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that?
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He smashed the whole side of the car.
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And he didn't leave a note.
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Why should he?
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Yours is already there.
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You know, Mary, I can't even see the
taillight anymore.
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She's right, Mary.
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Are you agreeing with her now?
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Well, all I see is the note you left.
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You better get it off that fast, Mary.
You're looking at a $15 ,000 repair
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At least.
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Well, come on. I'm not going by myself.
All right. Uh -oh.
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Someone's coming out.
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He's taking a note off the card.
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That's a big man.
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Yeah.
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He looks pretty mean.
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Yeah.
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This could be rough.
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I think I should go talk to him. Stop!
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Come right back here.
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That man is in no mood for talking.
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He's in the mood to kill.
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He's reading the note.
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He's looking this way.
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Act normal.
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Just stop that.
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You want him to come over here?
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Now, why would I want a big, handsome
luxury car owner coming over here?
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Oh, shoot.
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He went back in.
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I wonder why he didn't come over here
right away.
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He's gone to get his gun.
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That's nonsense, Pearl.
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Men like that use their bare hands.
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Well, all he's got is my name and phone
number.
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All he can do is call.
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I bet he's furious.
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When it settles down, he'll be
reasonable.
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I wouldn't count on it, Mary.
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She's right, Mary.
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Rose, would you pick one side of the
fence and stay there?
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Oh, you're in a fix, Mary.
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I wish I could think of a way for you to
get out of it.
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I can help you.
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Baron, listen to her, Mary. She knows
what she's talking about.
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But I didn't do it, at least not all of
it. Yeah, but he's got your name, your
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telephone number, and a repair bill for
$15 ,000.
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How are you going to break that to
Lester?
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Help me, child.
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Oh, you're willing to listen to me now?
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Yes. Whereas before you had no interest
in what I was saying.
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Utilize your femininity. Look helpless.
Batch of eyelashes.
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How long you mind?
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Sandra, that is ridiculous.
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Last week I ran a red light.
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Policeman pulled me over.
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I smiled, flirted a little.
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What happened?
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Let's say a court date turned into a
dinner date.
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In other words, what you're trying to
say is that I should get this man
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interested so that I can get out of
paying the damages?
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I can't do that.
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Well, there is one other way.
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I don't like this, Rose.
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It's not honest.
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Well, Mary, sometimes dishonesty is the
best policy.
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Is that the same Rose who brings the
sermons down from the mountain?
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00:16:00,561 --> 00:16:05,889
Well, Mary, I don't like this either.
But you don't want to end up owing a $15
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,000 repair bill, do you? But Sandra
pretended to be me. Oh, Rose, just give
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a try.
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I just don't want it to go too far.
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Mop, tie and apron, potholder. Do I look
like you now, Mary?
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It's gone too far, Rose.
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Oh, I know what's missing.
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Wear those silly gloves you always wear
when you're doing the dishes.
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Sandra, are you sure about this?
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Of course.
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I'm Mary Jenkins.
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When that handsome car owner comes over
here, I'll convince him I'm responsible
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only for the taillight, not for the
total annihilation of one side of his
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And then you promise to send a check for
the damages of that taillight? Which I
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will send him. And that will be that.
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Not if I'm lucky.
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Sandra. Oh, come on, relax, Mary. I
intend to tell him the whole truth.
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When? On our honeymoon.
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Oh, well, look, he said he's on his way
right over, so if you don't trust me,
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just stay here and keep an eye on me.
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Are you sure you know what you're doing?
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00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:20,180
Well, frankly, there is one thing I'm
not too sure about.
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Show me that walk of yours again.
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00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:25,990
You know where you move your legs
without moving anything else?
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Be cool now, be cool. This is going to
work out fine for all of us.
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Mary Deakins?
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Yes.
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I'm Marvin Grant.
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Mary Jenkins.
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So nice to meet you.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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It feels so natural. You have very nice
hands.
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Oh, thank you, Mrs. Jenkins.
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Mary.
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Mary.
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00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:12,960
Oh, excuse me. How rude. My friends,
Rose Holloway and Sandra Clark.
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This is Marvin Grant.
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Pleased to meet you, ladies.
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00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:20,100
Now, don't tell me because I always...
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00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,580
I scratched yesterday.
342
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:31,139
Well, it was more than a scratch. No,
no, no. Just a little crack in the
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taillight.
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00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:37,980
I almost didn't leave a note. It seemed
so small.
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But Sondra here convinced me.
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00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:44,439
I appreciate the note. But really, Mary,
the car's nearly totaled and I don't
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00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,820
have enough... I know, Mr. Grant.
348
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,140
Mary just tapped your car.
349
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,970
Another car hit it today. I know because
I was there.
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00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,770
Really?
351
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,150
Cross... my heart.
352
00:18:56,350 --> 00:19:00,110
Oh, how could I doubt someone honest
enough to leave a note?
353
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:05,370
And pretty enough to... It is Mrs.
Jenkins, isn't it, Mary?
354
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,300
Yes.
355
00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:17,630
But Lester, my husband, walked out two
years ago.
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00:19:23,381 --> 00:19:25,449
me penniless.
357
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:29,570
My auto insurance lapsed, and frankly, I
don't know how I'm going to pay you.
358
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:32,920
He took everything?
359
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,670
The money, the jewels.
360
00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:40,150
I haven't had a new dress in two years.
I mean, look at this old rag.
361
00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:49,809
Tell you what, let's forget the damages.
I'll let my insurance company handle
362
00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:50,629
it. Great.
363
00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:52,490
No. But Sandra, the woman's in trouble.
364
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:53,910
She sure is.
365
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,640
No, no, I'll handle it. I insist.
366
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,940
Oh, thank you, Marvin.
367
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:00,860
But I do feel responsible.
368
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,380
Isn't there anything little old I can
do?
369
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,700
Well, why don't we discuss it over
dinner?
370
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,720
Uh, Mary, how about some coffee?
371
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:13,080
Fine, make some.
372
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:19,540
Why don't you and I make it, Mary?
373
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:24,600
Since this is your house, Mary. Excuse
me, Marshal. Of course.
374
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,200
Okay, Thunder, that's it.
375
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:47,150
Call it off. If you give me five more
minutes, I'll have him paying your rent.
376
00:20:54,061 --> 00:20:56,069
Not the agreement.
377
00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:58,630
Tell her, Rose. That was not the
agreement.
378
00:20:58,631 --> 00:21:02,509
Well, look, if we tell him now, he'll
just get angry, and I'll never see him
379
00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:04,290
again. I don't care. It's wrong.
380
00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:06,250
Well, then you tell him. I will.
381
00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:08,700
Mary!
382
00:21:09,130 --> 00:21:13,030
I tried to stop you, Mary. What's going
on here?
383
00:21:13,031 --> 00:21:16,069
Look, buddy, you can't come waltzing in
here after two years and expect
384
00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:18,420
everything to be the same between you
and Mary.
385
00:21:23,251 --> 00:21:29,779
Sandra, nobody gets married. Hey, Mary,
this is my house. And if you think
386
00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:33,750
you're going to take that, too, you've
got another thing coming. Wait a minute!
387
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:39,500
Mary will explain.
388
00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:47,040
Mr. Grant, I hope you didn't mind what
Sandra did.
389
00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:49,460
Oh, no, I was glad she did it.
390
00:21:49,461 --> 00:21:53,069
Because if she hadn't been you and you
hadn't been her, we would have never met
391
00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:55,709
and I wouldn't be taking her out
tomorrow night for dinner.
392
00:21:55,710 --> 00:21:57,029
Oh, can I get you some more pie?
393
00:21:57,030 --> 00:21:59,470
Oh, no thanks, Mary. It was delicious.
394
00:22:00,130 --> 00:22:01,630
Well, I should be getting home.
395
00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:03,570
Got a busy day at the office tomorrow.
396
00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:07,029
Well, we'll be glad to take care of the
damage that Mary did. No, I said that
397
00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:07,909
wasn't necessary.
398
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:11,640
And I said we insist. But that taillight
doesn't make a difference anymore.
399
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,410
But you gotta let us do something.
400
00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:14,980
Well, listen.
401
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:17,070
I'm new in this neighborhood and...
402
00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:21,609
You are the first people I've been
comfortable with. I wouldn't mind having
403
00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:26,449
friends to drop in on now and then for
some home cooking or maybe to watch the
404
00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:27,449
Redskins game.
405
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:29,560
And you got it right here, season
tickets.
406
00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:30,780
Hey, fantastic.
407
00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:32,790
And don't forget, dinner next Friday.
408
00:22:32,930 --> 00:22:33,980
Ooh, hey.
409
00:22:34,510 --> 00:22:37,040
Mom, can I have some more pie before
it's all gone?
410
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:39,230
Oh, Brenda, honey, I'm glad you're here.
411
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:42,640
We just learned a little lesson that I
think you might benefit from.
412
00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:45,810
I deceived Mr. Grant today.
413
00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:47,630
And I learned something.
414
00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,790
I got to practice what I preach.
415
00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:52,520
Does that mean I can go skating next
Saturday?
416
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:53,800
No.
417
00:22:56,470 --> 00:22:59,370
That means honesty is the best policy.
418
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:03,650
Thanks again, Mary. And your pie was the
best I've ever tasted.
419
00:23:03,930 --> 00:23:05,670
But, Mom, isn't that our roses pie?
420
00:23:12,130 --> 00:23:13,470
I'm going to leave Mr.
421
00:23:13,670 --> 00:23:14,790
Grant a note, dear.
422
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:19,390
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