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Damn, Milk. Is you rubbing one out?
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- Nah, homey, I emptied the clip before lunch.
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Just getting ready for the tourney in Myrtle Beach.
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- Our first basketball road trip.
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You already know what we gotta do.
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- Yep. Not getting your nut out
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in some road beef was punishable by caskration
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in the "Game of Thrones" era.
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- And that's why I got this Black People Skeet app
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to help find some smashables.
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I just put in the city and line up the kitty.
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Meow mean?
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We finna turn Myrtle Beach into "Squirtle Beach," ya dig?
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- Hold up. Why is your avi a picture of me?
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- I created, like, fifty-leven profiles,
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but they kept suspended them shits.
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- They stay hating on the light-skindid.
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- Yep, so I made one in yo name, Grove,
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and put some extra extras on your bio.
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- Star legend of the Duncan hoop squad.
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Better have two bad ones
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that can handle the nine for my nigs?
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- Aah!
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So you got any prospects? - A few slopdiggles,
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but it's a numbers game.
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Mo' swipin' means mo' pipin'.
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- You goddamn right, motherfucker.
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Now pay attention!
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- Boom, bitch. I got a match.
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- Damn, my nig, she a bad one,
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and she got some bad friends too.
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- Hey, not it to smash the becky.
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- Slide in her DM. Don't be thirsty,
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but don't be romantic neither.
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- Chill. I dos this.
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What them stank holes do? Heart emoji.
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- Dis nigga.
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What?
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- I still can't believe you tricked off
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a guaranteed three-peat.
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Now we ain't gon' never get our road nuts.
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- There finna be plenty other pokeables in Myrtle Beach.
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- Yeah, so you fresh fish bitches
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think you're gonna shuck some clams?
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Uh, negative.
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- We don't think. We know, buster.
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- Uh, no freshman's ever gotten play on their first road trip.
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- Uh, this bag is from the Westbrook Collection.
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Man, fuck y'all.
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- They don't want you to board Jet Black Airlines,
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but we gon' board anyway
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'cause we smart, we loyal, and we the best.
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- Wait, where we supposed to sit?
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- This is Jet Black Airlines.
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Seating is first come, first swerve.
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- Aye, we gotta cut to the front of the line.
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Let's roll.
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- Why did we cut to the front of the line
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to sit all the way in the back?
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- For Rosa Parks, buster.
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Now, I don't know about y'all,
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but I got some mile-high club to join.
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I'm about to hit the boo-boo box.
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Rhi-Rhi finna get that work.
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- Yo, I'm a little nervous.
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- For what? - This is my first flight,
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and my weather app say it's a hurricane coming.
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- Don't worry. I've got some movies
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to take our minds off of it.
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I got "Turbulence," "Snakes on a Plane,"
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"Crash," "Final Destination" 1 and 2,
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"Fallen from the Sky,"
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and my personal favorite, "La Bamba."
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- Y'all looking at the newest and truest member
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of the mile-high club.
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- What happened to the box of rubbers?
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- They all skeeted up.
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Now y'all gon' show me some love or what?
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- You do realize that the plane is still on the ground, right?
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- Aww, fuck.
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all:
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- We the O-Dogs. all:
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- Not them other dudes. all:
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- We the shit, they some bitches.
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You know who to choose.
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- Who the fuck are the O-Dogs?
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- Don't worry about it, Medina.
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They ain't gon' holla at you no way.
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- Omarion Ty Ty. all:
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- Cal State Chamberlain Hills. all:
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- College party on Statutory Saturday.
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all:
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- Ooh, it's Statutory Saturday, girl.
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This is our chance to turn up with some real men.
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- Not you. Not you.
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Not you. You know!
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- Can y'all speak up?
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I can only hear bitches with invitations.
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- Well, bitch, you driving.
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- I guess we all about to get our nuts.
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- Now listen up, motherfuckers.
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Now, I know what y'all scheming on.
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You finally get out of Chamberlain Heights
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and you're hoping to hit the streets
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and get you some of that South Carolina strange.
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Well, too bad, motherfuckers,
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'cause Coach Jerry is doing bed checks
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at 11:00 motherfucking sharp.
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And if you ain't in your beds, he has a hall pass
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to hit the showers with you motherfuckers.
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Now I'm gonna go find somebody to cheat on my wife with.
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I'll see you motherfuckers at the game tomorrow.
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Hey, you foxy motherfucker.
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What them stank holes do?
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- Aw, shit.
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- We about that life.
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- This what I'm talking about, my nigs.
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- Yep, I'ma give her a little doggy,
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a little missionary,
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and then I might even kiss her.
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- I'ma be right here letting her ride it and abide it
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'cause I'm a giver, not a taker.
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- Why I gotta sleep on the thot cot?
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- 'Cause slavery was a bitch.
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- Haters.
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- Housekeeping.
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- Aye, somebody tell that bitch to make me some pancakes.
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We got you on housekeeping?
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I mean, I knew you were some fuck boys,
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but I didn't think you'd be that fuckable.
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- Aww, come on, man.
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What you doing?
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- Oh, well, looks like no badussy
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for the shit crew this trip.
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Shocker.
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- I don't even know what to say, man.
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I'm just gonna stand here and mumble something.
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- I ain't even gonna front.
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I look like Machine Gun Kelly black ass.
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- Yeah, my shit kind of wavy.
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Thotties finna be flocking on the beach.
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- They got me looking all grown and shit.
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- You sure about that, my nig?
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You look like you got in trouble for a bad report card.
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- You just jealous I look like LeBron
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in about two seasons.
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- Time to hit the beach
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and snag us some thotties for tonight, my nigs.
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Aah.
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What's good, Selma?
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You trying to get sprayed by this fire hose?
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Aah. Aye, Myrtle Beaches,
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y'all trying to get this triple double like Westbrook?
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Aah. What up, bodiquas?
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You trying to erect this wall? You paying for it, though.
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Aah. - Damn, boos.
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- Told you, shit crew. Don't matter where you go,
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you'll never get any play.
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- Damn, Milk, why you gotta be so aggressive all the time?
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- Yeah, my nig.
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You can't be mean to the girls
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until after you beat their cakes.
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Then they cool with it.
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- Can y'all speak up a little bit?
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both: Aw, hell yeah. - Yeah, my nigs.
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- We about to get our whoop-de-whoop.
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Hell, yeah, we about to get our nut.
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- Jerry better hurry up with this bed check.
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Can't keep our boos waiting.
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- Oh, shit, Grover, hit the lights.
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- Aw, yeah.
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There--oh, where's it at. Oh...
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, here we--
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ah...
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Ah, smells so good.
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- What is you doing, Jerry?
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- Uh, uh...
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- Now dip before we tell Coach you sniffed our draws
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and tried to touch our coochies.
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- Uh...
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- All right, it's go time.
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Let's make our next move our best move.
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- Yep. We all about to get our nuts.
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The coast looks decently clear.
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Now, let's make moves like Olajuwanna Man.
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- Oh, shit. There they go.
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- Damn, I might consider smashing that becky.
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- We finna be legends, my nigs.
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Hurricane Jermaine.
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- Oh, my God, open the door. - My hair getting all wet.
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all: Aww, shit.
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- Somebody call the ambalamps!
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- Somebody call the ambalamps!
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- Hey, open the door.
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- My weave. - Don't worry, we'll save you.
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- I love you.
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- Come on. It's not a joke.
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Y'all gotta let me in.
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- Hey, man, y'all need to open the door.
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Our boos is stuck out there.
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- Have you lost your goddamn mind?
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- Ain't nobody got time for you.
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- Yo, where our boos at?
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- Shit, I don't know.
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- Man, this is a straight-up disaster.
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- Shoot, maybe for y'all.
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I'm just finna go upstairs and give Rhi-Rhi the business.
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- Nah, Milk, we gotta do something
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before FEMA gets here and starts killing people.
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Ooh, I got an idea.
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To the beat suite.
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- I don't get it.
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Why hasn't anyone asked us to dance?
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We cute, underage, and slightly drunk.
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- Yeah, they ain't even paying us no attention.
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- That's all you got, nigga?
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- This party's lame. We ready to go.
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- Uh-uh, finally a healthy girl is getting some play,
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and I got the car, so we staying.
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- Ooh, wait a minute, y'all.
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I see three O-Dogs coming our way.
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- Come on. Join the party.
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I'm about to run a train on y'all niggas.
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- Grab all the blankets and towels, my nigs,
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even my ass rags.
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This ain't enough, guys, we still need more.
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- We could jack Randy bitch ass.
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- You ain't never lied.
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- Man come on who the hell is you?
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Put Randy on the phone,
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motherfucker! - What up, Coach B?
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Crazy weather, huh? - Fuck the weather!
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Get yo asses to my room immediately.
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And leave your door open. Jerry's coming by
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to drop off your jersey's, motherfuckers.
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- Yes, sir, Coach. We're coming right now.
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Let's go, guys. Coach B wants us.
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He sounded pissed.
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- Man, I can't believe this man's trying to make...
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- We got it all.
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Let's bounce before Randy and them get back.
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- Y'all go grab one of them maid carts.
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I'll be right behind you, my nigs.
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Now who the shit crew?
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We got towels, blankets, and ass rags.
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- This was genius, Jamal.
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- I told y'all to trust me.
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- Hey, my nigs, there go our boos right there.
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- Oh, hell, yeah.
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Let's go pull up on 'em.
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- We been looking all over for y'all.
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Why you ain't hit us? - This thot dropped her phone
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in the water like a idiot, so I couldn't message you.
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- Ugh, what kind of haircuts y'all rocking?
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- This that new Chamberlain Heights look.
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Y'all wouldn't know nothing about it,
257
00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:23,800
but trust, it's wavy.
258
00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,067
- Ah, okay. We feeling it.
259
00:10:27,067 --> 00:10:28,433
- What's y'all excuse?
260
00:10:28,433 --> 00:10:30,367
- You know weaves is allergic to the elements,
261
00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:31,900
but this becky right here, got the good hair.
262
00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:35,433
- No, bitch, I just got Creole in my family.
263
00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:36,500
- Oh, for real? Me too,
264
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:39,000
but we was finna sweat them weaves out anyway.
265
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,267
- Is that right?
266
00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:41,900
Y'all don't look like no superstars.
267
00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,900
More like some scrubs.
268
00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:46,633
- We some legends, and if you come to our room,
269
00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:48,533
we'll show you how we finger roll.
270
00:10:48,533 --> 00:10:50,667
- Uh-uh. Nope.
271
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:53,733
- Girl, these dudes is dusty. They'll never be league.
272
00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:56,333
- Where else we gonna go? At least they got a warm shower,
273
00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:58,067
and we'll figure out a way to get rid of 'em.
274
00:10:58,067 --> 00:10:59,467
- True. - Yep.
275
00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:02,467
- Well, we can't go home until it stops hurricaning,
276
00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:03,767
so we'll come chill.
277
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- Thank you, Hurricane Jermaine.
278
00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:13,067
- The guys may be on some bullshit,
279
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,767
but at least the food is on point.
280
00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:16,833
- These wings are everything.
281
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Too bad they cold, though.
282
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- You should warm your food up like me.
283
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Almost ready.
284
00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:23,700
- Aw, damn.
285
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,433
Did somebody run over a skunk?
286
00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:27,967
- Yeah, it smells like someone's allergic to meat.
287
00:11:27,967 --> 00:11:31,067
- Uh, I got a call to make.
288
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I'll be right back.
289
00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:38,800
- Have you placed your bet yet?
290
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,867
- Bets for what? - For the Slump Busting.
291
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,967
See, look, we find the fattest girl
292
00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:46,233
for the pledge to smash. Us bros hide in the closet,
293
00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:48,067
and when we jump out and she tries to escape,
294
00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:49,500
the pledge has to hold on to her for eight seconds.
295
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It is hilarious.
296
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,467
- Say, bro, are you okay?
297
00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:56,100
It smells real bad.
298
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,533
I got Crohn's disease, nigga.
299
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,233
They're gonna try to run a train on Medina
300
00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:02,667
and embarrass her, y'all.
301
00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,433
- Aw, that's messed up.
302
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,833
- Omarion.
303
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:08,733
Formation.
304
00:12:08,733 --> 00:12:09,700
- We should probably help her.
305
00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:12,533
- Slump Busters, to the throne!
306
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,367
- Well, you know, good for her.
307
00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:17,833
I guess there's somebody for everybody.
308
00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:19,600
- I can't believe you, Cindy.
309
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,467
Medina's about to lose all her self-respect
310
00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:25,300
and dignity to a pack of Omarions
311
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,700
and all you can think about is yourself.
312
00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:28,933
- But what can we do now?
313
00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:30,067
Looks like the train already left the station.
314
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:33,933
- All aboard, motherfuckers!
315
00:12:33,933 --> 00:12:35,467
- Maybe we can drug 'em.
316
00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:38,067
They can't run a train when they're all asleep, right?
317
00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:40,967
- Where you gonna get that many drugs?
318
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,067
Fine.
319
00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:45,800
Take whatever you want, but the crack rock is mine.
320
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,500
- So what y'all trying to do?
321
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,333
- Yeah, should we do one of them draft lotteries
322
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,433
to see who smashing who or just hit the lights
323
00:12:51,433 --> 00:12:52,767
and get on that natural selection?
324
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:55,200
- How about this? We'll take off these wet clothes
325
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,367
and hop in the shower
326
00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:57,700
and y'all go put on some rubbers,
327
00:12:57,700 --> 00:13:01,167
and we'll show you what these stank holes do.
328
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:02,133
both: Rubbers?
329
00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:04,333
- Y'all got some condoms, right?
330
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,167
- Nah, we some real-league types.
331
00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,400
We only go raw.
332
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,967
- Sorry, boos. Y'all ain't starters.
333
00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:11,900
No jimmy hat, no kitty cat.
334
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,733
- No strap, no stroke.
335
00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:15,433
- No latex, no anal.
336
00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:19,267
- Girl, you dumb. Get your ass in this bathroom.
337
00:13:19,267 --> 00:13:22,200
- The only way we dunking our balls in they cups is
338
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,800
if we get some straps.
339
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,267
- We can hit the store right there.
340
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,967
- I don't know, y'all. This hurricane ain't no buster.
341
00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:29,333
It's flooding pretty bad out there
342
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,500
and I can't swim. - Hold up, Grover.
343
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,567
Are you really gonna let a category six hurricane
344
00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:36,367
keep us from smashing?
345
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:39,200
- Yeah, it's barely bigger than Katrina.
346
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,867
- Fuck it, Hurricane Jermaine can't fade the legend.
347
00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:50,867
- Yo, this wind is scarier
348
00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:52,133
than Draymond Green's dick pic.
349
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,467
- We almost there, my dudes.
350
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It's actually about to happen. Thanks, LeBron.
351
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,067
- I love you guys, man.
352
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,867
Oh, shit!
353
00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:07,633
- God damn levies!
354
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,100
- Hey, let's jump on that L.
355
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,200
- We ain't taking no L, buster.
356
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,200
- That's what they want us to do.
357
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,233
- You smart. - Come on, y'all.
358
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:30,333
If we don't hop on this L, we gon' take one.
359
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,333
Oh, shit, we losing ground.
360
00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:38,733
- Yo, Grover, if we get merced out here,
361
00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:41,500
you think they'll give us a Facebook tribute page?
362
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,467
- Hopefully LeBron will see our story
363
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:46,133
and pay for our funeral.
364
00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:47,200
- Man, fuck.
365
00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:53,100
Hop on, my dudes.
366
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:56,733
- Damn, Milk, how come you never told us
367
00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:59,467
your Michael Phelps game is so strong?
368
00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:00,800
- Fuck that white boy.
369
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,067
Y'all better not tell nobody I can swim.
370
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,767
- For real, though, Milk, this is unanimous decision.
371
00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:07,967
Since you saved our lives, you can say "nig"
372
00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:10,100
for the rest of the road trip.
373
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,933
- Hold up. For real?
374
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:14,100
- It's a new day in Civil Rights.
375
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,233
- Appreciate you...
376
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:17,400
my nig.
377
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,867
So beautiful.
378
00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:23,067
- Now, lets go get our motherfucking nuts.
379
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,900
- Aw, damn, did one of you guys wet fart?
380
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,233
Whoever smelt it dealt it,
381
00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:38,767
stinky booty boy. - Ah, was it you, Hoffart?
382
00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:40,233
Where the fuck is it coming from then?
383
00:15:40,233 --> 00:15:42,067
It stinks.
384
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,333
- Oh, man, Randy, somebody took
385
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,067
a little boo-boo-booie in your Louie.
386
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,400
- Aw, not the Louie!
387
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,567
Aw, the shit crew is dead!
388
00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:55,600
- I think LeBron just saying
389
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,400
it wasn't meant to be on this trip.
390
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,467
- I can't believe this, man.
391
00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:02,200
Please, God, just caskrate these balls
392
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,200
and get it over with.
393
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,767
- What the fuck is this nig doing?
394
00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:13,200
Oh, shit, he gon' kill us.
395
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,700
- Oh, shit. - Yo.
396
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:16,667
- What the fuck?
397
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:19,167
- It was nice knowing you, my nigs.
398
00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:23,767
- Hold up. Is that Delonte West?
399
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:24,867
- Yeah.
400
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,600
- Appreciate you, Delonte. - Yeah.
401
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:34,167
- Aye, yo, where them Jeter sleeves at?
402
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,233
Yo, I got dibs on the maggies.
403
00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:40,767
- Mr. West, you are a real one, my nig.
404
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,800
- Appreciate you, my nig. - Thanks, my nig.
405
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,067
- Planes, trains, or automobiles.
406
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,767
You better have my donuts.
407
00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:50,900
- Aye, what he say?
408
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,167
- Da fwa?
409
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,900
- Aye, Delonte, can I ask you something?
410
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,133
- Yeah.
411
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:56,933
- Well, uh, yeah, see.
412
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,800
I heard a rumor that-- did you, like, uh...
413
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:03,367
- Did you fuck LeBron's mom or what, man?
414
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:04,833
- Yeah.
415
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:07,600
Legend.
416
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,800
- All right, it's game time, my nigs.
417
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,133
- What? Failing to prepare
418
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:13,400
is preparing to fail.
419
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,667
- That's a great call.
420
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,367
- You a genius, my nig.
421
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:33,567
- Come on, y'all.
422
00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,933
A bitch ready to get her slump busted.
423
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,500
- What the fuck?
424
00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:45,300
- Open up, shit crew!
425
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,900
I know you're in there!
426
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,867
Whoa, the shit crew actually had some things lined up.
427
00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:52,200
Where are those turd nuggets at, anyway?
428
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,367
- They went to the store, but they been gone a cool minute.
429
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,967
Who is y'all niggas? - Oh, us?
430
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:59,867
Oh, who we's be? Oh, we's be the stars
431
00:17:59,867 --> 00:18:01,367
of the Duncan basketball team, sweet thang.
432
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:04,067
- Oh, okay.
433
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:06,467
Come inside. Also enter.
434
00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:08,067
- But we don't got straps.
435
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:11,067
- You're starters. You don't need straps.
436
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,200
- Somebody roofied all my dick, y'all.
437
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,833
- We did it, Medina. Can't you see?
438
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:18,933
They were just using you for a hazing ritual.
439
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:20,900
God knows they didn't want you for you.
440
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,267
- You think I didn't know what was going on?
441
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:24,867
They weren't gonna run a train on me.
442
00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:26,600
I was gonna run a train on them,
443
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,067
and you nosey, malnourished heifers
444
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,067
unempowered a bitch.
445
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,400
- Mm, mm, mm.
446
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,600
- LaDante, what are you doing here?
447
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,633
- I smelled all the inebriated college ass
448
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:39,067
just here for the taking.
449
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:46,633
- Yo, bro, spit something, homey.
450
00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:06,367
Enjoy this, my fellow legends,
451
00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:08,967
and remember...
452
00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:11,067
you'll never forget your first.
453
00:19:15,733 --> 00:19:17,400
- What y'all doing with our breezys?
454
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,467
- What does it look like we're doing?
455
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:20,567
We're shucking your clams bareback.
456
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,500
Unlike you guys, we get burn.
457
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,567
- Oh, man, seriously, it's a little bit more of a itch
458
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:25,767
than a burn. - Come on, Randy.
459
00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:27,633
How you just gonna slide in our work like that?
460
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,967
We wasn't really even tripping on the hazing, but damn.
461
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:31,900
This right here just ain't being a good teammate.
462
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,433
- You wanna talk about not being a good teammate?
463
00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,633
Which one of you guys one-pieced in my Louie?
464
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,967
- How dare you downgrade it to a one-piece.
465
00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:41,967
I clipped off a perfect Nike swoosh.
466
00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:43,067
- All right, fine.
467
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:43,933
I'll pass the ball around a little bit.
468
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,500
You guys wanna join in?
469
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,767
Here, take the other end.
470
00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:48,833
This nigga.
471
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,767
- I can't believe these hoes had the audacity
472
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:04,767
to show up at the game. - That's right.
473
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:08,467
Go Duncan! - Let's go, Randy!
474
00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:09,867
- At least we still got a few days left
475
00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:12,067
to try and get our nuts. - Not happening, my dude.
476
00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:14,467
Everyone in town know we suck now.
477
00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:17,267
- It's a cold game, my...
478
00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:18,700
nigs. Hee-hee.
479
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,500
Damn, I thought for the rest of the trip
480
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,633
I was free to say "nig"? Ooh.
481
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:25,967
- Unfortch, your nig pass was revoked
482
00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:28,067
after Randy and them snatched our scrallywags last night.
483
00:20:28,067 --> 00:20:31,433
- Yep, that word is back on the banned substance list.
484
00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:34,367
- Man, y'all some damn renegers.
485
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,567
- Shit, he found a loophole.
486
00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:40,000
- I'm frigging...
487
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,500
- I guess that's what happens
488
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,433
when you don't strap up on road trips.
489
00:20:47,267 --> 00:20:48,733
- Aw, hell no.
490
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,633
- Milk, you know what to do. - Way ahead of you.
491
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:57,467
What them stank holes do?
492
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:03,367
- Yeah.
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