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- I got one for y'all. Ayesha Curry or Savannah James?
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- Shit, I'll snag both of them Lar-tinas.
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- You know the rules to the game, homey.
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Can't take both.
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- That's a mediocre mindset, my nig.
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- Well, I'll take Ayesha over Savannah,
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'cause you already know 'Bron did damage to them levies.
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- God damn it, Randy.
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What you doing, motherfucker? Get your head in the game.
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You ain't light-skinded enough to make that pass.
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- Damn, Bundy's breath is on one today.
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I can actually see his words.
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- It's like the Tooth Fairy took a shit in his mouth.
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- I'm finna capture a BET award for this.
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- Who in the motherfucking hell you think you is?
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Russell Westbrook? - Well, I--I wish, Coach.
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- Well, you ain't, you quasi-gay motherfucker.
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- I'm trying, Coach.
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You don't have to be so agro about it.
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- Well, try harder, ya no-toughness-havin',
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wanna be a point guard but dribble like Dwight Coward,
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couldn't jump over a credit card motherfucker.
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I'm sorry.
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Maybe I should just put a gun to my head.
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- Go ahead, motherfucker. Everybody knows you can't shoot.
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- Anybody else wanna fuck up my dreams?
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- I'm uploading this shit right now, yadada mean?
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Got you, motherfucker.
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What?
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- Damn it, damn it, damn it... - I don't know.
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Oh, I'm very excited here.
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- Everybody settle down.
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I know that we've all seen the video,
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and I'm sure Coach Bundy wants to apologize.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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I ain't apologizing for shit!
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Questions?
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- Kiss my grits, Bundy.
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You can't bully my son. He's your best player!
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- These kids need to be coddled, enabled, and lied to,
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just like they will be in the real world.
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Some ol'-- some ol' emo type shit.
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- Look, it's time to vote.
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All those in favor of Coach Bundy being fired,
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say "holler." all: Holler!
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- Sorry, Coach, the parents have spoken.
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Gonna have to fire you. Now turn in your whistle
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and your polyester compression shorts.
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- I ain't turning in shit, motherfucker.
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Y'all come get this motherfucker if you want to.
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- God damn, man. You need all that dick?
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- It looks like longtime Duncan head coach, Ike Bundy,
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is in bloody waters after a video leaked of him
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beraping one of his players with his ball.
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The Chamberlain Heights school district
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will be looking for a replacement
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who can keep it coolio under pressure.
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I wrote that.
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- Looking for some midnight anus, handsome?
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- Damn, Milk. Ain't you gonna go apologize
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to Coach Bundy for getting him booted?
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- Forget Coach Bundy. He always yelling at us,
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he don't give us any burn, and his breath smell like
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his mouth and his ass switched places.
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- Can I help you? - I'm your new head coach.
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- Derek Fisher, I get that you're a basketball player,
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but you can't just come in here and--
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Oh, shit. - That is a nice suit.
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- Students of Duncan, it is with great pleasure
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that I introduce you to your new head basketball coach.
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He's well-hung-- I mean, well-equipped
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to handle this job.
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Give it up for five-time NBA champion, Derek Fisher!
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- He's so gorgeous.
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I got some bait for those fish lips.
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- We got a celebrity coach, my nig.
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- Ah!
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We might actually get some burn.
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- How you figure? We ride the bench.
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- He ain't seen us play,
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so he don't know that y'all suck.
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What? I got statistics.
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Google me, bitch.
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- I'm your coach. You're welcome.
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- I'ma have your babies, Coach Fisher!
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- What's wrong with you, Ike?
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You look like me on our wedding day.
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- Rivers brought that goddamn Derek Fisher in to take my job.
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- Derek Fisher? Ooh, Lakers' Derek Fisher?
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- Yes, the sexy, delicious, high yella motherfucker.
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- You can say that again. - Say what again, motherfucker?
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- Huh? What? Uh-- oh, uh, nothing, Ike.
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- I mean, what has this nigga done really?
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- Eh, nothing. He's only a five-time NBA champion,
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'96 Sun Belt Player of the Year,
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and the best-looking Laker since Jamaal "Silk" Wilkes.
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- Everybody knows Rick Fox is the prettiest Laker of all time.
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Anyways, Fisher's coaching the game tonight,
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and I wanna go see the motherfucker crash and burn.
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- Duncan High is the place to be tonight
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for the debut of Head Coach Derek Fisher.
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- You're welcome. Love me. Love me.
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Who wants to sex Fisher?
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- Fisher.
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- Bundy.
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- You know you ain't shit, right?
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- I know. Who do I make this out to?
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- Fuck you, Fish.
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What the fuck? God damn, nigga, you strong.
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- You're welcome.
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- Bundy, just so you know,
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I personally have no problem with you being here.
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In fact, you can go sit on the bench
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with the rest of the shit crew.
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- Fuck you, Doc!
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- Work that black D, baby!
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- And the Blind Bats win the tip.
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I bet no one saw that coming.
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- Hey, Bundy, welcome to the shit crew.
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- What you talking about, Jamal?
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I ain't one of y'all motherfuckers.
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So what y'all do when y'all just sitting here?
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Y'all play any games, like, uh,
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Chutes and Ladders or Battleship?
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'Cause I will sink all you motherfuckers.
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- We scout the spectators for future boos.
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Ooh, and a number one prospect just entered the premises.
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- Shit, I'd crash, smash, and Kardash that ass.
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- Shit, I'd eat it, beat it, and skeet it.
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- She's a brick house.
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I'd leave my old lady for that mother--
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wait a goddamn minute. That is my old lady!
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Who the hell you think you pinky waving at?
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That's my wife, motherfucker.
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- You the name of the game. Your bitch chose me.
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Motherfucker.
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- You're welcome.
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- Ah!
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Ugh.
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- Y'all can kiss the blackest part of my ass.
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Why?
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- And even in defeat,
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Derek Fisher is still victorious.
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- Ah, damn it!
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- Ike, I am done with you and this marriage.
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You ain't shit, your breath smells like shit,
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and you don't even have a meat print.
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- I just got fired, and now you gonna fire me too?
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Don't do this to me, sweetie.
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- Look, Ike, I'm a basketball wife,
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and you out of the game.
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I found someone else to run the dick and roll with.
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- Now ain't this a bitch and two hos?
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- I'm happy Coach Bundy got booted.
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I won't miss him or that hot-ass breath.
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- I feel you. Coach Fisher the wave.
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Bundy wasn't even the wave cap.
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- I ain't gonna lie. His smile is infectious.
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If I was a girl, I'd let him blow me.
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Relax, guys, it ain't gay if I'm a girl.
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- Anyways, we just gotta make sure
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we show Coach Fish we some legends.
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I'm kinda nervous for our first practice with him.
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- Don't be nervous, Grover.
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- Mom, shut yo' ass up and drive.
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Mind yo' business when black folks talking.
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- Oh, Milky, relax. Jamal is right.
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Coach Fisher is handsome.
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He's smooth, but hard-- oh, and supple.
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He's definitely a coconut oil kinda Mandingo.
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- Yo, Moms, you can't say that kinda racist shit.
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- Oh, please. I've had more black semen in me
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than a Haitian submarine.
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Anyhoo...
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your coach messaged me last night on Snapchat,
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asking me to be a team mom.
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- Hold up, why Coach Fisher hitting you in the DMs?
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- Because, honey, everyone knows it goes down in the DMs.
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- You want to be great, you must follow the Fishman.
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- Damn, my nigs, Coach Fisher's practice
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was lamer than a motherfucker.
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- Yup, all bruh did was show off his meat print
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and make us shag his jumpers.
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That shit was some boo-boo.
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- Yup, Bundy may have had death breath,
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but at least he wanted to make us better.
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He probably screaming at his new team right now.
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- Slow down, and let me find the motherfucker. Damn!
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- I don't understand why I can't have the fish.
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- Fuck a fish.
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- What's the problem now, fuck boy?
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- The fish and the chicken look the same.
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- Do you see the pictures? When does fish have feet?
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- Come on, boss. My cataracts is acting up.
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- Come on, get your head in the game
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and get this line moving, fuck boy.
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- You can't talk to me like that.
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I used to be a coach.
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- Look at me. I'm the coach now.
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- Uh, Coach Bundy? You work here now?
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- No, you dumb mother-- I mean, yes.
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Y'all the reason why I got fired in the first place.
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- Damn, bruh, I thought you'd at least be manager.
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You okay? - Do I look okay?
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I just lost my job and my wife to Derek Fisher.
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- For real? How you know he's smashing?
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- He left this at my house.
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- That look awful small to be D-Fish's headband.
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- Nah, this is his cock band.
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Now, this is his headband.
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- That don't prove shit.
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- Oh, and, uh, I walked in on them fucking.
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- Oh, gotcha. - I'm nothing without Duncan.
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As much as I hated you no-talented bastards,
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I loved coaching y'all. I was tough,
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but that's the only way I know how to coach.
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Basketball was my life.
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- Hey, fuck boy. I done warned you too many times
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about getting sentimental with the customers.
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You fired.
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- Damn, that's the second time I've been fired this week.
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Well, nothing left to do but go smoke some rocks.
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- It is game time.
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Now I've been looking at the analytics
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and crunching the data points,
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and this strategy works the best.
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Randy and Mumblemouth, I am benching you.
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- What? Come on, Coach. I'm team captain
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and the best player on the squad.
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- Man, how you gonna go on and bench me like
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I'm one of these-- I'm one of these fresh fish?
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- You're welcome.
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Grover, Milk, you're starting the game.
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- Oh, hell yeah. - That's right.
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- Say what, my nig?
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- Damn, J. Guess we all can't be legends.
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- Timeout.
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Damn, Milk.
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Guess we all can't be legends.
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- It's okay, fellas. Let's just stand over here.
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We may be down 30, but there is still hope.
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It is time to run
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Derek Lamar Fisher's patented circle offense.
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- What's the circle offense, Coach?
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- Form a circle around me.
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Did I ever tell you about the time
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the Fish saved the Lakers from certain doom
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with only 0.4 seconds remaining to beat the San Antonio Spurs?
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Nobody thought he could do it.
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Not Phil. Not Shaq. Not Kobe's bitch ass.
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So he willed himself to greatness.
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- Come on now, Coach.
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We got a game to play. Let's go.
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- I'ma have to call all our timeouts, Ref.
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This story has three minutes and 42 seconds remaining.
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Now where was I?
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Gary Payton was taking the ball out of bounds.
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I was supposed to be setting a screen
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for Mr. Kobe Bryant himself.
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I did not feel like Kobe would be competent in making the shot.
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- This nigga!
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Y'all not listening. D-Fish's game plan
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is to smash all the boo'd-up chicks in Chamberlain Heights.
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That meat print is out there.
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It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with.
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It doesn't feel pity, and it won't stop, ever,
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until you get fucked.
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- Come on, Jamal. That sounds scandy.
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D- Fish a good dude. - Good dude?
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He did it to Matt Barnes. He did it to Coach Bundy.
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Now he finna churn some Hunny!
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Milk, your mom is next. Then Cindy.
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- We gotta stop that mark.
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There his car go. Sha-mon.
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- Ah, it feel good.
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- Yes--oh, goodness, oh!
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Hunny likes her coffee. Oh!
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- Yo, he giving my moms that meat print.
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- Hard.
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- Oh, it feel good, yes.
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- So, uh, how long we just gonna stand here and watch this?
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- Well, at least he using protection.
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- What, he think my mom a ho or something?
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Not on my watch.
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Mom, what in the fuck? - Oh, Milton...
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- Yo, fellas, fellas, what is happening here?
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- Uh, did you--did you lose your house key again?
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- All I needed was another 24 seconds,
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and I would have drained my balls from deep.
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- Shut your ass up, D-Fish. You ain't even have
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the common courtesy to raw dog my mom.
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You ain't shit, homey.
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- Milton, get the hell out of here.
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I was almost there. - Ew, Mom! Shit!
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- Mrs. Milk, we just wanna tell you that
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Coach Fish ain't who he say he is.
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- See for yourself.
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- You will return that to me immediately.
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- We tellin' Principal Rivers the whole story.
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- Fuck out of town, Dead Fish!
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- Tighten it back up. I'll be back.
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- On it.
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- So are we breaking for lunch or...
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- Oh, shit! He's gaining on us.
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I can't run much longer. I didn't bring my sports bra.
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- Mmm...fresh pussy.
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- I'm so glad we waited to have sex
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until after we were married. I can't wait to spend
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the rest of our lives together--
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- You're welcome.
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- We can't have these breakdowns
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if y'all wanna win the game, motherfuckers.
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- Yo, is that Bundy coaching a team with no team?
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- I'ma go holler at him right quick.
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- Be careful, my nig.
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Guaranteed he ain't brushed his teeth in a cool minute.
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- Hey, Coach. It's me, Grover.
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- Cummings! How many times I gotta tell you
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to pass the ball? Come on, Montrel!
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Get your head in the game, motherfucker!
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- We need you back at Duncan, Coach.
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D-Fish is ruining everything here.
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Your breath and your coaching stink,
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but at least you care. Come on back, Coach.
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God damn, you stink.
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- I got your text, Grover. What's the big emergency?
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- We just found out Coach Fisher's shadier than Slim
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when he's with Kim with no lights on in the gym.
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both: Bars!
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- Why you guys hating on Coach Fisher?
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He's been nothing but a gentleman.
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He says he's gonna introduce me to his friend,
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Meat Print Papi. - No, you don't wanna meet him.
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He's trying to terminate every chick in CH that's boo'd up.
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It's my job to keep that booty safe.
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- Yeah, he already broke up Coach Bundy's marriage
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and remodeled Milk's mom's interior.
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Let's just say she now has a basement and a storm shed.
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And you next on the list.
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- I bet he does this everywhere he goes.
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Lakers, Knicks--shit, I heard by the time he left Utah,
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the Jazz spelled their name with a "i".
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- Ugh, that sick bastard.
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How the hell do we get rid of him?
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- Now I heard y'all was having a little issue with D-Fish.
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I can help you with that. I used to hoop with Matt Barnes
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back in the summers at the Drew League.
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Now, Matt is one of the realest niggas on the planet.
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Don't think he would mind
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sending another message to D-Fish.
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- How we gonna get in touch with Matt?
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- Oh, I can holler, but that's gonna run you
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half a hundred and a fifty...
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In singles.
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- Broke-ass nigs.
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- Ah!
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- Yo.
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- Hey, yo, Matt. What's up?
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It's 'Trelly from the Drew League.
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Remember, we used to smoke blunts in the parking lot?
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- Oh, my dude. What's cracking?
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Aye, shut the fuck up!
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I'm on the phone.
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- Hey, Derek Fisher out here in Chamberlain Heights
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talking major shit about you and your tattoos.
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You need to handle that.
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- Say what? I'm on my way.
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- We need you, Coach.
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- Nigga, we need you too. - We need you more.
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- Crack. - Come on, Coach.
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- Crack...
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Crack-crack-crack-crack-crack- crack-crack-crack-crack.
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- Let's bounce back.
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"Black Holes" on three, two, one.
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all: Black Holes!
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- Grover, Milk, Jamal. - What you want, buster?
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- You know what it is. Keep your mouth shut
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or the next ass I get in is going to be yours.
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- Fisher! - Matthew.
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- I heard you was out here breaking the code.
381
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Square up!
382
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- You know the name of the game, Matthew.
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These bitches are choosing. Quit being a simp.
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- The time for talking is done, Derek.
385
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Shoot the fade.
386
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- Oh, shit. I knew our school was hood.
387
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- Oh, shit. That nigga's a machine too?
388
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Ah!
389
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- Ah! - Matthew, how do my ass taste?
390
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- Surprise, motherfucker.
391
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- Bundy.
392
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I'm glad that's over. - Nah, there's still one left.
393
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I can't kill myself. - Why come, Matt?
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Come on, tell me. - I don't wanna play
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in Sacramento no more. Just kill me, Coach.
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- Worldstar!
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- Coach Bundy, I'm glad you're back.
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You know I always believed in you.
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- Yeah, whatever, nigga. Get your asses on the court!
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We got a motherfucking game to play, fuck boys.
401
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- Stop fouling, guys! Let's get this shit over with.
402
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- Man, this some bullshit.
403
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Don't Coach Bundy know if he gave us some burn,
404
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we'd deliver some shine?
405
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- Yeah, fuck Coach Bundy's seniority respecting,
406
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always talking 'bout practice,
407
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dedicated to the game ass bullshit.
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- I heard what y'all said,
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and I appreciate what you did for me,
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so I'm gonna do you a solid. Hey, timeout, Ref!
411
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- Come on, Coach, you tripping.
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There's only five seconds left. Maybe next game.
413
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- I'm trying to be nice to you motherfuckers!
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Now get your ass in the game! Milk, come here.
415
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- Man, what you want, dookie breath?
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- I know we haven't seen eye to eye,
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but I believe in you, boy.
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So as soon as you get that ball, I want you to shoot it.
419
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- Oh, for real? I got the green light?
420
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- This your time, Milk.
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I believe you can fly, motherfucker.
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Air ball!
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all: Air ball!
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- Worldstar! Motherfucker.
425
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- Got him!
426
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Who's that?
427
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,900
Who's that little friend? - Feel good.
428
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- Oh, I love it!
429
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:14,867
- Oh, yes! Oh, goodness, oh!
430
00:21:14,867 --> 00:21:16,200
- I confirm, that feels very good.
431
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,133
- Yes, Hunny likes. Hunny likes her--
432
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these are my friends. These are my friends.
433
00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:20,800
- Ah, you like that?
434
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- Ah!
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