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- Yo, what's your rush, Jamal?
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Compton Leroy's ain't going nowhere.
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- Look, every time we get there late,
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they out of the barbecue fatback.
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It's not gonna happen to me a third time.
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- You got enough fat on your back for a lifetime.
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- Hoochie hoedown!
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- Sharkeisha, don't kick her!
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- Aye, I'm snappin' the first titty that pop out.
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Worldstar!
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- Okay, I got a full bird with a friends and family plan.
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Anything else, you sorry Coolio-looking motherfucker?
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- I am Coolio, big bitch.
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- How may I help you, pimpled-ass short dick?
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They make me say stuff like that, Jamal.
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You know I love your short dick.
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- Hmm, I'll have the number one,
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number two, number three, and a biscuit.
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Ooh, and some corn bread, with extra fat back,
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fat front, and a side of fat side.
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- Aye, since when did Chamberlain Heights
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get a Metro Rail?
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- Yeah, I thought the only trains
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being run around here were on Amtrak Amy.
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- Isn't this place great?
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Life just feels more precious here.
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This is how Lucious Lyon grew up on "Empire."
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- I feel so vulnerable.
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Like a wounded gazelle on the Serengeti.
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This is amazeballs.
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- What the hell's going on around here?
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- A juicery? Man, nobody in Chamberlain Heights
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gonna go somewhere that only serve fruit skeet.
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- Look at that fatback.
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I swear everybody here must have diabetes.
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- This hipster nigga.
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- Aye, Grover, your neighborhood
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about to turn into a Cracker Barrel--look.
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- Ooh, Bohemian Beckys.
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- That's strange. They don't look like Section 8.
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- They're not--I know none of you ignorant negroes
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and Milk asked, but what you're witnessing, gentlemen,
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is what they call "neighborhood revitalization."
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That's only because they're afraid to use...
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The G word. - Gonads?
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- Gonorrhea? - Django?
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- Dude, no, I'm talking about gentrification.
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- My dad says gentrification is a good thing.
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He's sick of all the black people
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running around everywhere.
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I mean, not--not you, Grover. You one of the good ones.
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- That's because like so many other brothers and sisters,
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your pops is a sell out.
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- 'Tis true. 'Tis true.
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- In addition to appropriating our culture,
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white people are "discovering" our neighborhoods, as well.
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- It's not so bad. Look.
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They even upgraded the shoes on the telephone wire.
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- Hi, I'm your new neighbor, Kristen.
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I just wanted to introduce myself
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and bring you a nice fruit basket.
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They were out of apples, so I put in a couple of Apple iPads.
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Nothing special. Only 64 gigs each.
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Okay, bye!
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- See, Malik? You was worried about nothing.
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- Yeah, and the Indians loved blankets in the beginning too.
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This won't end well.
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- Huh? What'd you say?
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- I don't get it. "Art is anal cheese"?
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- Damn, these hipsters is deep.
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- Yeah, amazeballs deep.
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Check out the beezys putting it on display for no charge.
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- Yo, I ain't seen this many camel toes
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since Amber Rose's slut walk.
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- Y'all can have them Beckys.
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What I need with a pale hoochie that's gonna
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love me, let me drive her dad's car, and give me money?
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That's what Mom's for.
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Yo, why the hell they switching fake astronauts?
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- I don't know, but I ain't mad at Matt Damon, though.
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He was great in "Fast and the Furious."
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Rest in peace.
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- All right, settle down.
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I'm handing back last week's homework assignment.
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As you can see, there's been some changes
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here at the Matt Damon Charter School.
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In accordance with the new "unschooling" initiative,
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you will no longer receive grades.
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In fact, all homework is now optional.
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All right. Keep it in your pants.
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And I mean it literally, Milk.
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Now let's move on to the human sexuality portion of class.
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Per our new "immersive" curriculum,
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please welcome our sexperts, Rick and Celeste.
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For those of you in the front row,
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under your seats you'll find splash guards and goggles.
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- So should we start with foreplay,
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or just go straight to anal?
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- Damn, he got a sweaty booty.
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Damn, look at all this new talent walking around.
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- It ain't polite to point, my nig.
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- What you talking about? - Yeah, homey,
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you best holster that six.
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- Damn, I didn't know I had a progressive penis.
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This the kind of dick Martin Luther King dreamed about.
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- He wasn't dreaming about dicks.
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That nig had bitches.
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- Y'all chopping it up like some babbling beezys
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and we late for practice.
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- Ah! Shit! Water!
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- What the fuck are you motherfuckers doing in the pool?
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Get the hell out of my God damn water!
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- When the hell we get a pool, Coach?
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You know our people can't swim.
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- We always had a pool, motherfucker.
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Part of Reagan's Inner City Sink or Swim Initiative.
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We just ain't used it since the class of '88 drowned.
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- So where we supposed to hoop at?
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- Basketball's been cancelled, motherfucker.
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It's all about water polo here
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at the Matt Damon Charter School.
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Now get the hell out of my water!
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- I don't know. I kind of like it in here.
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- Brody's like a beach ball.
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- Will you stop playing with them white boys?
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Hold up. Where's Grove?
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- Grover! Is you dead?
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- If he is, I get his chain and his headband.
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- Mmm, tastes like brown sugar.
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- Damn, homey, is you okay?
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- You lucky LaDante was here.
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If it weren't for his "Baywatch" training, you'd be a goner.
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- He's still looking a little off.
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I'm going back in. Ah!
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- No, I'm good. I'm good.
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- Oh, LaDante made sure of that.
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He checked to make sure that all your air holes were clear.
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- Who told you clowndicks to get off the bench?
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Randy, you lucky you on the motherfucking team!
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Now go make yourself useful and scrub the oil slicks
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out of my motherfucking Speedos.
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- Hey, 'Trel. - One, two...
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Yo, Bro-Bro, why you looking all sad and Drakey?
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- They cancelled basketball. - Four...seven...nine...
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- It's all about water polo now. - 10...13...
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- Everything's changing. I'm just not sure where I--
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- Damn, nigga, I was trying to concentrate.
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You made me forget which way I was going.
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- But you asked me a question.
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- I'm like a Trump voter, nigga.
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I don't care what you say.
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- Yo, 'Trel, why is there a white boy in my room?
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- Because Skyler is a paying customer.
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And the customer is always white.
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Nigga.
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- It's nice to meet you.
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- What the fuck, Montrel?
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You rented out my room? Where am I supposed to sleep?
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- The couch, fool, and that's gonna run you about 20 a night.
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- How you gonna charge your own brother?
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- Aye, you're good with numbers, right?
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What's one plus one minus two?
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- I don't know, zero?
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- Yeah, nigga, that's how many fucks I give.
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- Say, man, how long are we gonna have--
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- Shh, our hearts are harmonizing.
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- Montrel rented out your room?
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Ooh, it's a cold game, my nig.
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- Yeah, who would pay to live in that shit hole?
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No offense. - It's not a shit hole anymore.
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Ever since gentrification, it's now "quaint,"
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and "you must see to appreciate."
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- Speaking of shit holes,
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check out the one on that Becky right there.
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Damn, I'ma call you Blacktrick Swayze,
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'cause she breezed by you like you was a ghost.
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- Those water polo marks be stealing all our shine.
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- Not all of it. Shit, I get Beckys.
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Hey, Cindy. - Oh, hey.
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- It's Grover. - Don't be silly.
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I know your name. Greg, this is Kirk.
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Kirk is the captain of the water polo team.
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- Glad you're still breathing, brody bro.
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Grover was the one who almost
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crashed and burned the other day.
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- Ugh, Garfield, why would you do that?
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- Uh, I was expecting there to be a basketball court.
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- Huh, this school has a basketball team?
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Ghetto.
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- Sketch.
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- I didn't realize people still played that.
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Come on, bro, who throws a ball into a net?
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- They don't anymore. Now Grover and his shit crew
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just play with each other--ha.
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- "Shit crew." Hilarious.
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- Thanks, Kirkmeister. I came up with it myself.
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Ha.
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- All right, I'm gonna go shave my stems.
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- Nah, man, bro shave his legs?
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- Polo players shave everything.
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- Seem a little fruitilicious.
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- No, it's super sexy.
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Polo players have the best bodies.
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Feel how smooth this is, Grover.
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- I'll pass. - It's okay, bro.
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I know you want to. Everybody does.
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- Uh, still no. - I'll do it!
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- Ow! Jesus, Eduardo Scissor Hands.
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Uh, you ever heard of a nail clipper?
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all: Whoa!
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- Bro!
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all: Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro...
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- So what is we supposed to do without basketball?
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You heard Randy-- what happens to the guys
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who don't play anything?
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- These is some deep questions, my dudes.
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Like, philosophilly deep.
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Anyway, I wish I could help, but I got practice.
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- Where you been? There ain't no practice.
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- That's what you think. Ah!
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- Yo, why you got on them nut huggers?
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- I'm a polo player now. You saw it.
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I'm buoyant like a motherfucker.
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Later, landmarks.
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- At least we still got Compton Leroy's.
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- Aye, what happened to all the black people on the wall?
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- Namaste, fellas. - Nama-what?
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- Namaste--it means "I bow to your form."
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Care for some kelp kombu jerkey?
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- I ain't jerkin' shit, homey.
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- Janky? - Hey, guys.
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- Junior, what'd I tell you about watching where you going?
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- "Always keep your good eye on the ground."
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- Is you moving? - We sold our house.
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Prices is through the roof.
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Pops is taking the money and running.
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- Where are you going? - Don't know.
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Can't afford nothing. - Then why y'all moving?
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- J.J., stop messing around with that slow friend of yours.
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Uppity bastard, think he special 'cause he can roll his eyes.
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- Coming, Pops. Say good-bye to the crew for me.
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I bet they'll miss me as much as I'll miss them.
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- Probably not. - You probably right.
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all: Matt Damon Charter is our name.
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We've got looks, wealth, and fame.
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Don't be jealous, it's okay-- - It's okay--
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all: Maybe we'll give you-- - Give you a job someday!
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all: All lives matter. Go Martians!
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- Whoo!
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- Yo, I can't even tell which team of white boys is ours.
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- Jamal is really good, though.
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A lot better than he is at basketball.
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- I'm open, bro!
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Oh, fuck yeah, bro!
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all: Bro! - Dude! Ha!
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Great shot, Kirk. You the man.
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- Thanks, shit crew.
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- Oh, my God, you are so funny.
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You know, my parents are gonna be out on Friday night.
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Want to come over to watch some Netflix?
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- And...chill?
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- No, fuck. - Yes.
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- Great, let's hook up after the party.
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See you then, Jason.
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- Yo, who the fuck is Jason?
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- Oh, yeah, they gentrified my name,
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but it's cool, though, brody bro.
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- You gonna let them Toby you, my nig?
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- She can call me anything she wants
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as long as I get to nibble on them ham-colored nipples.
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all: Bro, bro, bro, bro...
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- What's up with that party tonight?
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- Well, uh...
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- Yo, BroJay Simpson, you coming with?
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- Coming!
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- Hermosa!
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- Man, that's it. They took basketball,
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they took Compton Leroy's,
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and now they taking Jamal?
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This is war. - Cool.
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I'll get the trench coat.
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- Whoa, no, Milk.
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I forgot how literal you can be.
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- I'm sorry, Grove, all this gentrification
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making me act like one of them white boys.
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- Damn, this water polo party turnt.
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- Keep your eyes open.
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There's a lot of crackers up in there.
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First one that say "nig" gon' get--aah!
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- Yo, Brock, where you going?
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- Not to jail, that's for sure.
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- Oh, what's up, Kirk? Can we come in?
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- Who do you know? - We know Jamal's fat ass.
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- Who? - Jamal, the goalie.
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- Our brolie's name is Jason.
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Nice try, Gromit. No entre.
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- Let met tell you a little something
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about water polo, Amanda, 'cause it's the most
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mentally and psychically challenging sport on Earth.
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So if you can play polo, you can do anything.
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- Except remain loyal to your boys.
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- Or say no to seconds.
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- Hey, Jason, now that you're, like, part of the crew,
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I got something I need you to help me with.
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Yo, everyone, I just wanted to say a couple of words.
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Water polo is a team sport, and all of us
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who actually get in the pool,
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well, we couldn't do it without our bench warmers.
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- Fuck yeah, bro. Bench warmers. Ha!
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- So, Randy, to show you how much we appreciate you bros,
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we chipped in and got you a little something.
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We call this the golden waterfall.
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- It just looks like an empty cup.
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- You heard the brody! Fill 'er up!
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- What the fuck? Aw, shit.
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- No, bro. It's just piss.
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- I'm sorry, Randy, but if it's gonna be one of us,
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it might as well be you, man.
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- Hey, man, what the hell you doing?
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- Just having a little fun with Randy.
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- By pissing on him? That's weird.
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I get golden showers-- I mean,
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R. Kelly the GOAT, but a dude?
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- Y'all just jealous I'm league now,
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and you're still the shit crew for life.
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Y'all should get shirts made.
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both: League? - You not league.
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- Yeah, you just fat.
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You even slap like a white boy.
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Come on, Grove, so you can slap me like a real nig.
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Aah!
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- Malik, we've been looking all over for you.
333
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What you doing all the way out here?
334
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- Because all my customers live in Chamberlain Heights.
335
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- That don't make no sense. - The gringos, they like drugs.
336
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They just don't want to buy them in their own backyard.
337
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Nobody likes to shit where they eat and stuff.
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- But they will tongue kiss a Labrador
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that just licked its own ass.
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It like "New Girl." It make no sense.
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- We need you to help us figure out
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how to turn back the gentrification.
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Otherwise, we'll lose everything:
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basketball, the city, Jamal.
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- Hey, Grover. Look, we moved.
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- Okay, there is one tactic that worked in the past,
347
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but it's only to be used in the most dire of circumstances.
348
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- Malik, we desperate. What is it?
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- Welcome to Ruck Us Riot Supply.
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Just to let you know, we are running
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a two-for-one sale on gas masks.
352
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- Where do you keep your bricks?
353
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- You in luck, Papi.
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We just got in some new Chiapas Adobe.
355
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You know, it is the Sinaloan Cartel
356
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safe house brick of choice.
357
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- So you said something about
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Hulu, Netflix, Crackle...
359
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- No, I said "Netflix and fuck."
360
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- That's what I thought you said.
361
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- Find something romantic while I look for...
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Oh.
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Ooh, I finally find your junk,
364
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and it's all shriveled up like a raisin in the sun?
365
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- Don't worry, it's a Grover, not a shower.
366
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I mean, grower! Grower!
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Look, it's fine. Just milk it.
368
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- What's that? - Nothing. Uh, hurry up.
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- I smell your dick, Jamal!
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- Oh, shit! - Where are you going?
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I was just getting started.
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- Jamal!
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Where you at, motherfucker?
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- You can't just-- - Oh, bitch, shut up.
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Roar!
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- Afternoon, all.
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Would you mind mellowing your tunes?
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All of the reclaimed driftwood inside
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really amplifies the sound.
380
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We just want everyone to have a pleasant dining experience.
381
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Now, who wants a free sample of vegan--
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- We ain't turning down shit.
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This our city.
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all: Yeah!
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- This is an unlawful gathering.
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I'm ordering you to turn down the music and disperse,
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or we'll be forced to--
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- Aye, we ain't turning down shit.
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You can't silence us.
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- I can do whatever I want.
391
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Now I said turn it down.
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- Oh, yeah? Make us.
393
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- Oh, sweet Jesus!
394
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- Get your gentrified dick back here.
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- I said get back.
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And for the love of Christ, turn that oogidy boogidy music off.
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Oops. - Oh, shit, not again.
398
00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:21,467
- Oh, God, they killed Mr. Proper's...radio.
399
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:24,167
- Well, guess the riot's over. I watch BET.
400
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You people don't do anything without music.
401
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- Like hell we don't!
402
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Let's take back our community by destroying it.
403
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:31,833
- What should we do?
404
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,267
- We got this, so throw it.
405
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- No, you throw it.
406
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- I ain't gonna lie. It's weird without music.
407
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- Gimme that!
408
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- And what you think you gonna
409
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do with that, motherfucker?
410
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I've seen this before.
411
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Everybody get down!
412
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- I'm Don Lemon.
413
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We're here on the ground in Chamberlain Heights,
414
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where events are quickly spiraling out of control.
415
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Obviously, once again,
416
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there's a smell of marijuana in the air.
417
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- Man, so I'm smoking a little dojha.
418
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Mind your business, nigga. I've had a rough day.
419
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- Some people would say that rioting
420
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only hurts communities that are already suffering.
421
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Might it not be more effective
422
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:19,867
to express your discontent through the ballot box?
423
00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:22,200
- Man, everybody knows that don't make no difference.
424
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In the hood, only one box matters.
425
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:26,133
- Um, what's that, brother?
426
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:27,900
- Hot box, nigga!
427
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,067
That tastes like the chronic.
428
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:34,700
- Yeah, Donny Don, now that's what I call a Lemon Party.
429
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:44,600
- Do I hear a slow jam?
430
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,567
- Who play this type of music at a riot?
431
00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:51,600
- Play "Neighborhood Number Three."
432
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:55,167
- Eat shit. Play "Suburbs."
433
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,700
- Damn, white folks done gentrified the riot.
434
00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:01,067
- It reminds me of Burning Man, but before it got all corporate.
435
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:03,200
- It look like we too late, my nigs.
436
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I really don't like
437
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:08,433
what's happening to our neighborhood.
438
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,067
- Ugh, I'm over this place.
439
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,667
- Yeah, our work here is done.
440
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,367
Hey, there's a new neighborhood
441
00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:17,133
popping up, and it's real shitty.
442
00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:18,567
- Sounds great. Let's go.
443
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:25,500
all: Yeah! - Whoo, whoo, whoo!
444
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,600
- Yeah, baby. - Yeah!
445
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,367
Ah! - Gimme that short dick.
446
00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:38,667
- Aye, I'm cutting you off, Don Lemon.
447
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,067
- Come on, 'Trelly 'Trel.
448
00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:42,333
Why you got to play me like that, my nigger?
449
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,433
- Aye, man, what'd I tell you about trying to sound black?
450
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:48,067
- That I'd never be as convincing as Wayne Brady.
451
00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:50,067
Anyhoo, we're still going out later so you can show me
452
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:52,100
how to mack on that badonka-donk, right?
453
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,167
- Man, hold on. Mack?
454
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:55,433
- What are you doing?
455
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:58,533
- Just making sure that tan don't wipe off.
456
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,500
all: Yo, East Chaim, what's the word?
457
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,600
Duncan is fresh, and you smell like a turd.
458
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,733
Go Black Holes! Take it to the rim.
459
00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:09,900
East Chaim are chumps, and we're going to win.
460
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,300
Go black holes! Yeah!
461
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:15,033
- It's nice being back with y'all, but I ain't gonna lie,
462
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:17,233
I didn't hate being the man.
463
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:19,833
What? It helps my pants slide on easier.
464
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:22,300
- I'm just glad all them Mileys and Beliebers gone.
465
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,667
- We got basketball back.
466
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,500
Now we can go back to being legends.
467
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,500
- You ain't never lied, Brover.
468
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Last one, I promise.
469
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:32,233
- Yeah, Randy. - Buckets!
470
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- Up high, fellas.
471
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all: Ah!
472
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- Crap slap.
473
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,233
Welcome back, shit crew.
474
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:38,300
Aah!
475
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,633
- Mmm, mmm, mmm.
476
00:20:39,633 --> 00:20:42,300
Don't worry, Coach. I got him.
477
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,300
Ah... - No!
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