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- Hurry up, motherfucker, before somebody sees us!
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You know your husband drives a Guber!
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- Aye, don't look at me. I'm just the side nigga.
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I'm gon' suck the shit out them titties later.
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I promise you.
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- This is Jamal, don't nobody leave voicemails.
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Text me, bitch.
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- I'm at Lo Lo's, Jamal.
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I told you I was doing a special open mic just for you.
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You better be out there, motherfucker!
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Smooches.
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- Are you ready for your next spoken word artist?
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Give it up for Generykah Badon't.
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- Side Boos, how y'all feel?
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- Whoo! - You tell 'em!
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- Wifed-up nigs on the low low, y'all all right?
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- Huh? - What?
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- This one's for you, Jamal.
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- Sit yo monkey-ass down.
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Jank Eye Jarvis? What the fuck you doin' here?
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- What, 'cause I got a janky eye I can't have a side boo?
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- Damn look at Justine Beaver.
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She light-skinded, rockin' a LeBron jersey,
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and her toenails is on fleek.
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- Yo, sayin' on fleek is no longer on fleek, my dude.
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White people sayin' it now.
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- Besides, those acrylics is fuckin' up her cuticles.
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- She need to switch to gels. - Huh?
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- I mean, just ask her what that mouth do.
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- I don't think she speaks English.
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She's from Atlanta-- Ahh!
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Girl, you can't be sneakin' up on a thicky
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while he smashchatin'.
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You could've had my heart attacked.
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- Fuck your heart, Jamal!
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You didn't give a damn about mines!
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- How you full figure that?
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- I was trying to break up with you dramatically
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in front of everybody at Lo Lo's last night,
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but yo ass ain't show up.
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- Wait-- break up?
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- You heard me!
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A side-bitch tired of being pushed to the side, Jamal--oh!
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- Aw, what's up, girl? all: Ew!
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- You know what, Jamal?
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A bitch might not look like Rihanna--
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- Nothin' like her...
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Well, maybe a little in the beat-up pics?
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- But you ain't gon' find nobody
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that can make they stomach twerk like me.
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- I mean, it's a decent talent.
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- Aww, hell naw, Jamal! It's over!
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You better call Tyrone.
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- Who the hellz is Tyrone?
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- I don't know, but I do know you got curved by yo side boo.
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- Man, these hos ain't loyal.
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- Jamal, how you got a side boo with no main boo anyway?
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Wouldn't that make Medina your main boo by default?
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- I don't feel like doing
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side-bitch word problems today, my nigs.
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My heart is heavier than Medina's big titty.
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And my soul is blacker than the little one.
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- We know, homey.
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That's why we finna take you somewhere to cheer you up.
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- Where? Sizzlers?
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- Naw, even greasier.
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Now this the only shake club in the Heights takin' fake IDs.
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- Yup. Mm-hmm, whatever.
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Have fun, gentlemen.
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- Coming to the stage, give it up for Tupaquia!
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- Tupaquia? What kind of name is that?
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- It's a stripper name, like Sparkle or Amber Rose.
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- Her momma must of been a hella Pac fan.
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- Nah bro, it is Tupac!
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- Pac is dead, my nig.
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And even if he was alive,
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ain't no way my favorite rapper would be
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a shake booty bitch at The Mooseknuckle.
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- I only got one word...
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"Datassdoe."
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Jamal, don't be mercy tippin' the mud ducks.
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Wait for dem fuckables to come through.
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- Tupaquia ain't no mud duck.
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She's a beautiful, black swan,
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with a curvaceous tail feather.
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- I'm tellin' y'all, that's Tupac!
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Look, she got the same bald head,
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same bandana, same 60 bullet holes
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- Aw, man, that's just a coincidence.
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- Oh yeah? What about the tats?
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- But dat ass doe...
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- That ain't Machiavelli, my dude.
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- Watch, I'm finna prove it to you.
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Yo, homey, where you from?
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- Westside, motherfucker.
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And I'm on my period, partna.
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- See, the bitch a blood too.
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- Tupaquia's assies give me life.
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- You just vulnerable right now, Jamal,
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and them assies got you open.
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- I'm tellin' y'all, she Tupac!
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Look right here on Medeafakeout.
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It say that Tupac was last seen with Biggie and Michael Jackson
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doing a drive-by in a Prius!
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- Lies! Nigs don't even drive Prii.
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- I brought you guys Tang!
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- Goddamn!
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What happened to your big-ass, deluxtable titties, Mrs. Milk?
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- Chill homey, that's my moms you talkin' to.
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Yo, what the fuck happened
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to your big-ass deluxtable titties, Mom?
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- Oh, uh...let's just say, somebody kept their promise.
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Oop! Ew!
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- Whoopsy!
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- Mmm, Titty Tang.
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I wonder what she's like on the inside...
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of dem cheeks.
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- Look, Tupaquia is Tupac! Insides and outsides.
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I mean think about it, he faked his own death,
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dropped 20 albums from a compound in Thailand,
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and now with the collapse of the music biz,
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he tryin' to re-brand himself as an empowered bitch,
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making his bread on that pole.
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- Milk, that is not Tupac-- - That is Tupac, homey--
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- Oh, I see what's goin' on.
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Y'all want some peanut butter to go with all that jelly-sy?
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- Aye what, homey? - You trippin', Jamal.
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- There are plenty more mooseknuckles
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out there to choose from, my nigs.
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So don't hate 'cause I was makin' it rain change
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on the baddest bitch in the game.
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- Cindy, I thought you said if I broke it off with Jamal,
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he would miss all this good coochie and beg me to come back.
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It's been a whole day. I'ma call 'em.
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- No, you gotta be patient, Medina.
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That's how you play hard to get. I do it all the time.
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- But I don't want to be hard to get, and girl, yo man is gay.
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- Damn it, y'all gonna make me nick a nipple.
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- Randy is not gay.
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He just looks out for his homes.
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Look, he just sent me a pic.
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- Well, I don't need Jamal to do no gay shit like that.
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I just want him to call me sometimes.
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- He will, but not if you break down and call him first.
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And can you please put a bra on...that one?
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- Hey, Tupaquia! - I remember you.
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You that fat dude that came in the other night
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with them other mark ass busters.
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- Yeah, but you can call me Jamal.
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- Sorry, Jamal, I'm busy.
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Still counting all these damn nickels and dimes
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you gave me the other night.
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Do I look like a Coinstar to you, nigga?
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- I just came to tell you I had a really good time, Tupaquia.
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And I have to admit,
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I had a couple of cream dreams thinkin' about you last night.
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- Is that right? - Yep.
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But I'd really like to see what you like on the inside.
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- Damn, ain't nobody ever wanted my insides before.
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I mean the insides of these cheeks of course,
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but that's about it.
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Speaking of cheeks, you want a private dance?
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- What you think I brought this for?
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- Hobbit strippin' is some bullshit!
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Come on, get your head in the game, Bilbo!
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- You know what Tupaquia?
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I feel like we had a real connection.
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Like a love at first twerk type of thing.
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- But you don't even know me, partna.
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- Yeah, but I can get to know you.
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- You a sweet motherfucker, you know that?
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- I been told.
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But, hey, Tupaquia, are we almost done?
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I think I'm gettin' concussioned.
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- Naw nigga, you got two more songs.
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Then you're taking me for ice cream, partna!
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- That's why automatic soap dispensers are racist.
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They have been programmed by the man
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to systematically deprive the black man
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of his antibacterial and moisturizing rights.
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- Uh, sanitation segregation? - Exactly.
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- Oh, that's dirty, homes.
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- Hey, Malik, you know shit. Is Tupac still alive?
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You really wanna know?
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Okay, look, we all know about 'Pac's affiliation
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with the Black Panthers, right?
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But not only was he a threat to the CIA,
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the Illuminati, and the unconscious black man,
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he was just about to revolutionize music
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by bringing attention to the inequality
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and corruption in the world. Furthermore--
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- Goddamn, just tell me what happened to bruh!
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- Okay, bring it in.
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Pac got shot.
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- Man, you serious?
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- Yep. On the strip in Vegas.
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11:15 p.m. It was a travesty.
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- Man, you just wasted our time.
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- I got information on Biggie too.
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Jam Master Jay, Pimp C, Natalee Holloway,
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Chandra Levy, the Lindbergh baby.
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What you need?
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- "You are a strong, black woman.
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You can do bad all by yourself."
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- I don't wanna do bad all by myself.
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I wanna do bad with Jamal. I'ma call him.
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- Medina, no!
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- Siri, call Jamal.
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Bitch, I said call him!
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- Calling. Please don't hurt Siri.
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- Jamal is not in right now.
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- Jamal!
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- Oh, no.
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- Oh, yeah!
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- Then she told me to call Tyrone.
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And I don't even know a Tyrone.
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- So it's over between y'all, right?
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'Cause I need all eyes on me.
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- Yep, it ain't nothin' to cut that bitch off.
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- I don't know if you can handle this unconditional love, Jamal.
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I mean, I ain't like all these other square-ass hoes out here.
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So if you wanna leave now, I ain't mad at ya.
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- What, just 'cause you grind on dudes' laps every night
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and occasionally give brain in the back?
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That's just yo nine to five.
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I like you for you, Tupaquia.
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- Well that's good to know, homey.
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'Cause I'd hate to get all
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emotionally invested in you and shit,
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only to find out I'm just a side boo.
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- Uh, never that, girl.
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- Who was that, Jamal?
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- Uh, nobody.
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Hey, how 'bout we paint the town red?
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- Nah, partna, we stay blue'd up
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from the shoe up around here, cuz!
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- Ooh, I love when you talk Cripity, caa.
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both: Damn!
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- Look, 'Pac is alive.
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Listen to what happens when I play his record backwards.
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- This is Tupac. And I'm not dead.
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Kobe went out like a G. He scored 60.
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- Aww, man, anybody with GarageBand could've did that.
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- Okay, then, I ain't want to do this,
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but I'm 'bout to shoot up yo head with some truth, homey.
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I ain't never showed nobody this, but peep game.
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- Man, what the fuck? You on some Wire type shit.
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- Yea, I been following this case my whole life.
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And I got evidence.
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Here he is at Harry Potter World.
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And here he is yelling at Katt Williams
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while he getting beat up by a little boy at a soccer game.
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And here he is at O-Beezy's Inaugural Ball.
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You already know he smashed Michelle raw-dog.
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- I don't know, Milk. - Oh, you still ain't convinced?
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Okay, I got the 911 tape
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from when Lamar Odom OD'd at the Bunny Ranch.
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And guess who made the call?
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- Yo, is this 911?
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I'm down here with Lamar Odom at the Bunny Ranch.
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Can you come now?
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This nigga 'bout to die tonight.
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Can you feel me?
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- Damn, so maybe 'Pac is alive, but that don't mean
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he shakin' his ass at the Mooseknuckle.
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- All I know is,
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Tupac gonna be giving Jamal that Poetic Justice dick
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in the back of a mail truck like he Janet.
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- Or Ms. Jackson, if you nasty.
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- This the best date ever.
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- Yeah, you know, when I first came out on that stage
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and saw you, I thought, "He probably like
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all the other fat, nasty tricks that come in here,
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just waitin' to get a whiff of a stripper's essence."
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But you turned out to be a motherfucker
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I could fuck on, you know?
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- For realz?
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Hey look, it's, uh, it's open mic at Lo Lo's!
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- Whoa, partna!
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- You will not be able to stay at home, brothers and sisters.
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Side bitches will not be televised.
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Thank you.
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- Uh, hey, can you spit a hot 16, Tupaquia?
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- Is a pig's pussy pork?
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- Uh, I don't know,
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but why don't you go way over there and get on the mic.
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- This goes out to my new boyfriend, Jamal.
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Yo, DJ. Drop that eat, partna.
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- Damn, my bitch got bars.
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- His bitch? Oh, I'm a show him some bars.
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You is mines, Jamal!
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- Who was that bitch, Jamal?
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- Uh...Biggie Smalls?
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- Jamal! - Okay, okay.
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That was Medina, my ex.
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- Well, she wasn't actin' like no ex to me, partna!
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- Hey, I got an idea.
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Why don't we go somewhere that has witnesses
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and surveillance cams for my safety?
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- Bitch, you ain't going nowhere!
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You with me now, and we in love!
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- Tupaquia-- Bitch, you crazy.
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- Nigga, don't you ever call me crazy again
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or I'll blow your fuckin' brains out, partna!
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- Okay, so check this out, my dude,
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Suge Knight even said Pac was alive on BETMZs.
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- You know I hate snitchin', but lemme tell you something.
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Everybody out here sayin' Suge killed Tupac.
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When they know off top, I'm the nigga that protected Tupac.
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Tupac not dead.
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You know he somewhere smokin' a cigar on an island somewhere.
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But, I do know the nigga that gave Easy E AIDS, though.
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- Speakin' of which, we ain't seen Jamal in school all day.
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You think he with Tupaquia?
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- Da fu--
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I know you ain't squeezin' yo lemon in the boys' bathroom.
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- Medina, you pee standing up?
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- I gotta long clitoris, nigga, don't worry about it.
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Now, what y'all know 'bout this new
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bald-headed bitch Jamal been talkin' to?
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- Don't tell her nathen. Real ones don't snitch, my nig.
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- Yeah, we don't know everything 'bout nothin', Medina.
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- So y'all his best friends,
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and he ain't tell y'all about Tupakeisha?
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- You mean Tupaquia.
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- Aha! So y'all do know the bitch!
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- Way to go, Grover.
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I guess next you gon' tell her
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she works at the Mooseknuckle, too, right?
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Aww, dang. - I gots all I need.
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- Damn. We better find Jamal fast.
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- Yeah, before Tupac give 'em some of dat California love...
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wit his dick.
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- Yo, you and Tupaquia into some freaky shit.
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- You look like you seen a ghost, my nig.
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And why yo eye look like Ray Rice wife?
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00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,157
- Oh, uh... it fell down the steps.
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My eye... it can be so clumsy sometimes.
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- I think 'Pac hit em up.
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- Yep! I mean...I hit myself up.
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- Come on, homey, we gotta get you up out of here.
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Medina's on her way. And we think Tupaquia packin'.
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00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:42,105
- Yeah, I know. I've seen her gun.
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00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,240
- Nah, we talkin' 'bout that dick.
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- Hold up, she has a dick?
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Ehhh, Tupac got that dick. Let's roll.
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- You don't understand. I can't...
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- Everything cool, Jamal?
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- Lovely, Tupaquia. They were just saying bye.
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Now be gone, biyatch.
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- Nah homey, we ain't goin' nowherez!
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- If Jamal stay, we all stay.
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- Oh, is that right?
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I don't think y'all know who the fuck y'all fuckin' wit.
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Jamal is mine now and I'm ready to stand up,
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throw down, and die for his little fat ass!
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And I will take out anybody that gets in my way,
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whenever I feel like it!
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00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:19,642
- Just do what she says, guys. She's crazy!
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00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:24,347
- You right, maybe I am crazy. But you know what else?
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I don't give a fuck.
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- I got some fucks to give, bitch.
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00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,986
- Medina? You lookin' kinda sexy.
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00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,955
- Tupaquia, let's have a strip off.
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You win, Jamal stays with yo coochie.
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I win, he's comin' home with mines.
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00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:40,763
- Look at this, notorious P.I.G. wants to have a booty battle.
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00:16:40,765 --> 00:16:42,665
- Don't let the jelly rolls fool you.
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00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,167
I know how to twerk 'em, ho.
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- Let's go, partna.
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00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:48,438
377
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:52,575
- Uh, how you want? Mm, mm-hmm.
378
00:16:52,577 --> 00:16:53,843
Yeah, you like that?
379
00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:55,912
- I love that.
380
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:58,281
Ooh, look at them things bounce!
381
00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:00,517
Smell good.
382
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:09,926
- Okay, Grimace, well, let me see you do this.
383
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,662
- Ooh, girl!
384
00:17:14,832 --> 00:17:17,033
Medina, no!
385
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:21,404
- Oh shit, she 'bout to bring the whole Mooseknuckle down.
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00:17:21,406 --> 00:17:26,409
- This one's for you, Jamal--
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00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:33,016
- Somebody call the ambulance!
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00:17:34,552 --> 00:17:36,853
-Damn, what if she don't never wake up?
389
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,322
- I know what'll wake her up.
390
00:17:43,027 --> 00:17:46,729
- Ahh!
391
00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:47,764
Did I win?
392
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:48,398
- Hell no.
393
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,266
You might have lost the battle, girl,
394
00:17:50,268 --> 00:17:52,201
but you did win the Jamal.
395
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:54,504
- I'm sorry for breakin' up with you, Jamal.
396
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,706
I just wanted to be your main boo.
397
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:57,974
- Main Boo is earned, not given.
398
00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:01,578
- You know what, I guess calling and stalking you all the time,
399
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,146
booking open mics at Lo Lo's,
400
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:04,914
spitting a hot 16 like Biggie Smalls,
401
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:08,451
and booty battling Mooseknuckles for you was just not enough.
402
00:18:08,453 --> 00:18:09,152
- 'Tis true.
403
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,120
And I guess I shouldn't have moved on so fast.
404
00:18:11,122 --> 00:18:13,623
But you seen that ass, Medina-- - Jamal!
405
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,292
- I'm just playin' wit you, my big chili Frito.
406
00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:19,429
You know she ain't got nothi'' on them back titties.
407
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:22,865
- Aye, Tupac had you cupcakin' like Little Debbie.
408
00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:25,101
- You was actin' kinda Drake-y, my nig.
409
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:25,802
You was shook.
410
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,271
- Nah, that was all a part of the plan to get Medina back.
411
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,340
Ain't nobody scared of no Tupaq--
412
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,041
- Get in the car, motherfucker!
413
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:34,544
- Okay. Later, my nigs.
414
00:18:36,847 --> 00:18:38,648
- Damn. Maybe it is Tupac.
415
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:41,985
- Uh, Tupaquia, why you wearing that dress?
416
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:42,885
- We on our way to Mexico
417
00:18:42,887 --> 00:18:45,722
to tie the eternal knot of motherfuckin' love.
418
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:46,956
If you got a problem wit that,
419
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:49,292
I hear heaven got a ghetto for you, partna!
420
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,928
- Nope, just makin' sure we was matchin'.
421
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,796
- Look, Jamal, I know I'm marrying you
422
00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:54,797
against yo will at gun point,
423
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:57,767
but it's the only way, since you don't wanna do it on yo own.
424
00:18:57,769 --> 00:19:00,236
And you did say you like me for who I am,
425
00:19:00,238 --> 00:19:01,237
so here I am, nigga.
426
00:19:01,239 --> 00:19:02,338
- Tupaquia, that was a lie.
427
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:05,775
It's what dudes say to not sound so, uh, "superofficial."
428
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:08,745
I was really just in love with that waist to cake ratio.
429
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:09,979
- So you was playin' me!
430
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:12,348
You think Tupaquia is some kinda game, Jamal,
431
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:15,652
That you can just download on your phone for $9.99
432
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,754
and just play all you want, huh?
433
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:20,957
- I'm sorry, Tupaquia. Dat booty doe.
434
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:25,061
- Well, if I can't have you, Jamal, I guess nobody will.
435
00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:26,462
Westside mother--
436
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:31,634
- Yeah, yeah, take that, take that, I thought I told you.
437
00:19:31,636 --> 00:19:32,368
Damn, big Suge!
438
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:36,406
- Fuck you, Diddy, you know I can't see, nigga!
439
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:37,140
- Tupaquia!
440
00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:39,509
I'm sorry it had to end like this.
441
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,045
I didn't mean to hurt you.
442
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:42,712
- I know, Jamal.
443
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:44,514
And I still wish I could have shot yo ass.
444
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:48,451
But since my spine is severed and I'm coughing up blood,
445
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,586
let's just call it even.
446
00:19:50,588 --> 00:19:53,856
- Don't you die on me, Tupaquia!
447
00:19:53,858 --> 00:19:56,292
- Don't worry about me. I been here before.
448
00:19:56,294 --> 00:19:58,961
I'll be fine. Go be with your fat bitch.
449
00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:01,230
Y'all good for each other.
450
00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:03,599
- Keep yo head up, Tupaquia.
451
00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:06,703
Uh-oh, One time's comin'.
452
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,474
- Lights!
453
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:35,765
Ah, ah, ah-- ooh!
454
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,235
Oh, no, come on, man.
455
00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:42,472
Aye, Guber driver, to the crib.
456
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:46,476
- So, I guess we'll never know if Tupaquia was Tupac.
457
00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:47,009
- Yeah.
458
00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:48,778
Aye, homey, you goin' the wrong way.
459
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,213
Where you taking us?
460
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:51,881
- Westside, motherfuckers!
461
00:20:53,651 --> 00:20:56,953
462
00:21:03,026 --> 00:21:06,129
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