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- All right, my nigs.
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It's time to get our game face on.
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We got to go hard in the paint.
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Straight to the hole. And remember,
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whoever gets the most digits
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at the end of the day wins.
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Let the Hoe-lympics begin.
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- What's up, girl? You can call me Fannie Mae,
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'cause I'ma take a loan out on that ass.
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- Uh, that's your game?
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You need to take out a loan and buy yourself a chest.
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Your nipples are touching.
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- What up, mamacita?
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You want to see my El Chapo?
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- Hey, you're pretty cute for a white boy.
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- White boy? I'm light-skinded.
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- You know that ratchet-ass Negro over there?
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- I don't know that sugar baby over there.
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- Hey, Milk, check this out, man.
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She just gave me some head.
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- Mm-mm.
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- Hey, you giving the game a black eye, Jamal.
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- I can't believe we ain't get no play.
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All these bitches be stuck up and shit.
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- I'm not giving up. I'ma go holler
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at Cindy right quick.
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What up, girl? - What are those?!
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- Come on, snap!
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New booty's got them old Starburys on now!
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I'm posting this shit.
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Ah, I got them.
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What!
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- Damn, homey, Randy put you on blast all over Vine.
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- Let them busters talk. - Aye, yo, fuck this, man.
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It's time for a sneaker-vention, my dude.
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Your stank shoe game is messing with our reps.
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- Yeah, even "Free Lunch" Leroy is clowning you,
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and he wears cleats to school.
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- Ya'll trippin'. My Starburys is vintage.
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Popeye Jones rocked these.
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- A'ight, that's it. Show him, Jamal.
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- Cindy retweeted Randy's video, my nig.
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And she also left a comment.
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- Damn, a smiley face with tears?
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That's messed up. Maybe it is time for a change.
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announcer: This year's NAACP Image Awards
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are brought to you by:
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Shackles Footwear.
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- I gots it! I gots it!
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- Shackles. They're off the chain.
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all: Oh, shit!
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- That's it, my nigs. That's how I'ma get
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my street credit back.
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I got to cop me some Shackles.
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- Uh-oh, Malik's coming.
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We haven't made no money all day.
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He's going to be mad, homes.
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- Ah, what a wonderful day to be black,
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my brown and yellow brothers.
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Now what them pockets do?
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- Sorry, it's a little slow out here.
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All we got is Chiclets and a nug of sativa.
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- You know what? Don't even trip.
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Just charge it to the game.
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- Seriously? You okay with Chicwits?
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Did you take nap? - Well, if you're gonna pry,
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I have a play date tonight. Her name is Ebony.
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I met her on blackpowerplanet.org.
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- Ugh, girls' booties got cooties.
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- Nah, Rodrigo, this one's cool.
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She's very respected in the activist community.
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Check out her page.
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- Ooh, that's a powerful black fist, my man.
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- Take her to Chuck E. Cheese.
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My cousin, Little Spider, he does security there.
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- Nah, man. We're going to
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a Black Panther Party party tonight.
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That reminds me,
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I got to go to the dry cleaners
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and pick up my suit.
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Peace out, Cub Scouts.
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- All right, Grover, I got you all set up.
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Shackles is already in the cart.
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As soon as 10:00 a.m. hits, they yours.
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All you got to do is put in Milk's credit card number.
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- 6234-1234-3859.
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- Your tab's getting mad fat, homey.
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Last week I had to get a water heater for your family.
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- Man, you know I got you when I go league.
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- They going on sale in three, two, one.
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- Shit, they sold out.
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- I got this. Let's go to that
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Black search engine, YooHoo.
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That's where I get all my flavored sunflower seeds.
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Shit.
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- No luck, my dude.
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- Where did people buy kicks before the internet?
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What's Gucci, my zebra? Let me get a pair
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of your finest Shackles. Size 10, please.
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- Hey, Larry, get a load of this.
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This kid thinks he's gonna get Shackles.
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Kid, you got a better chance getting laid in this uniform.
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I gets pussy.
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- Stall me out. You ain't gotta
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come at me like that. - Hold up--now I know
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where I know you from.
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You're that stanky Starbury kid from the Gram.
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Selfie!
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- This is some bullshit. I ain't gonna
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keep getting played. - Don't trip, homey.
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It'll blow over. - But enough
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about foreign policy. Mr. President,
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more importantly, what did you think
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of that video of the kid with the Starburys?
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- Well, I--I just have one question for him,
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and that's, uh, what are those?!
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- I got to get those Shackles, bruh.
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You gotta have a hook up.
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Please, my high school rep depends on it.
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- Sorry, kid. Your best bet
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is to find someone grimy who has a plug.
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- Get off the couch, you stupid, lazy, small-dick loser.
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You wanna stop smoking that dirt weed with seeds in it?
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It's easy. If I was you,
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I would kill myself.
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Fuck you. College.
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That's real talk, though.
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- What up, 'Trel? I need your help.
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- Nigga, I told you, I ain't yo daddy,
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and yo daddy ain't my daddy.
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- Stop telling me that. Look, I need you to help me
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cop some Shackles.
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You got any plugs? - Oh, little bro want
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to step his sneaker game up, huh?
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I got the hook up, but it's gonna cost you.
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$10. - Oh, come on 'Trel.
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You gonna shake down your own brother?
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- It's just two Lincolns, nigga.
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Damn! - All right, fine.
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Break bread, Milk.
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- Broke ass nig. Ah!
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- Here's a spot in East Chamberlain.
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Just ask for Pook Pook. - Thanks, 'Trel.
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Yo, if we leave now, we can get back
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in time for the game tonight.
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- Yo, you know it get real on the East Side after dark.
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Don't end up a hashtag.
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- I can't wait to see the look on Randy's face
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when I pull up to the game in my Shackles.
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Coach might even put me in. - Yeah, my dude.
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You're going to be looking fresher than one of
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Russell Westbrook's man purses.
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- Man, ya'll need to be worried about getting shanked.
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East Chamberlain ain't no joke.
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- Stop being a little biznitch, Jamal.
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Besides, we on Martin Luther King boulevard,
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so you know we safe.
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This is East Chamberlain? Man, they got palm trees,
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real banks, and not a crackhead in sight.
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- Hey I can see myself paying child support
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to a breezy that live over here.
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- All right, remember kids, last bus is at 7:00.
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- What the hell is this? I thought I was
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the only one getting the hook up.
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- It's only a few hours till tipoff,
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and you know I need to get my pregame meal.
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- Don't trip. I bet the line will move fast.
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- Aye, who got next? - 'Bout time.
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Ya'll stay here.
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- Hey, these dudes look harder than my dick
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after watching that Caitlyn Jenner show.
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Now, that's a MILF. - Man, they seem a'ight.
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Peep game. Yo, I'm Jamal,
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and this is my boy, Milk.
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We from Chamberlain Heights.
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I like your J's. - Bitch, you don't know me.
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Fuck you and fuck my shoes.
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- Yo, I copped the last pair. Legend!
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- Aw. - Oh, shit.
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- Hold up! - Ay, come on, homey!
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- Oh, shit, that's the last one. - I'm Gubering.
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Location: East 101 Chamberlain Heights.
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- Shit.
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- Aw, damn. We on our own.
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- Well, I think we got bigger problems--look!
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- Bring ya'll little asses over here.
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- Let's cut through that alley.
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- All right, Huey, wish me luck.
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- They coming, hide!
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- Aye, big caa. I'm a killer and all,
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but I don't mess with dead people.
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- I think they're gone. Let's bounce.
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- Aye, get your hand outta my crack, Jamal.
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You getting close to my chili ring.
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- That's not my hand. - It's not mine, either.
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- My bad, that is my hand.
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I'm just scared, my nigs.
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Fuck this. Milk, call your mom.
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- I ain't got no bars. - Shit, me neither.
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- How we gonna get all the way back to CH before the game?
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- Ooh, I know how to get to the subway.
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Follow me, my nigs.
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- I think we lost them. - I'm not letting any
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punk asses from Chamberlain Heights get away.
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Put the word out, those Shackles
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don't leave East Chaim.
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- Well, all right, now.
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The Thugs just put out a proclamation.
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Those Shackles don't leave East Chaim.
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So if you three squares from Chamberlain Heights
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are listening, you better watch your back,
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'cause you're bound to get jacked.
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- Man, this street looks grimy.
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- Oh, shit, a dead prostitute.
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Damn, she look kinda smashable.
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I wonder if that plumbing still work.
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- Yeah, these motherfuckers
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is dry and riedel. - Shalom, bitch.
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- Oh, shit, we just rolled up on a set.
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- Yo, this is Shalom Avenue Rydaz territory, partna!
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- Yeah, l'chaim motherfucker! Challah at ya boy.
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- I'm a step-Jew. Lemme handle this.
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Look, homey, we didn't mean to roll up like this.
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We just tryin' to get back to Chamberlain Heights.
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- Chamberlain Heights, huh? You know you gotta pay
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a little street tax, right?
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- Come on, man. How you finna play me like that?
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I'm part of the tribe, too. You know that Holocaust thing?
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I believe that shit could really happen.
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- Aye, yo, get the Shackles.
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- Aye, man. - Aye, why don't y'all
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do something before the Inglourious Basterds smoke us.
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- Not so fast.
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all: Whoa! - What are you doing?
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- Aye, back away, homey,
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or it's "Sorry Ms. Jackson."
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- Aye, come on, man. That's one of them new 20s.
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- Yo, cool down, he's barely had
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a chance to live. - Don't do anything stupid.
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Let's talk about this. - Grab the Shacks.
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Mazel teezy, my neezies.
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- Oh, boy, okay.
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- Uh, this is not worth it.
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- Ah, my Nubian princess.
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Hey, you must be Ebony. - No, Ebony is over there.
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- Malik? As-salaam alaikum, my brother.
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- Ebony? - My government name is Lindsey.
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Is that bean pie for me? It's beautiful.
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- Yeah, you--you ever have one of these?
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- Had 'em? I love 'em!
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Wow, you're even more handsome than I imagined, Malik.
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And I know what you're thinking. - You do?
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- Yeah, I'm pretty small for an activist.
263
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Believe me, this petite frame can take a Taser.
264
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- Oh yeah, peep this. I got this one
265
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at a Black Lives Matter rally, back when it was cool.
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- That's nothing. I got this at Ferguson.
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Rubber bullet, 12 gauge. Go ahead, touch it.
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You like that, huh?
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- I love that.
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Um, can I get you another Black Power-Ade?
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- I would love one.
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- How you going to bring a blue-eyed devil to the party?
273
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- Race traitor.
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- I wonder if brothers know I'm gay.
275
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- Hey, I got to step over to the bathroom--I'll be white back.
276
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I mean, right black. I mean, sit tight.
277
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Think, Malik. Think, think, think.
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You need somebody who's had experience with girls.
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- Malik?
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Why you interrupting my spa time?
281
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,919
- Hey, I'm on a play date with this girl I met on the internet.
282
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- You fuck yet? - I'm eight.
283
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:33,190
- Aw, man I thought you said you was on a date.
284
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- Man, will you shut up and listen?
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I really, really like this girl.
286
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But there's just one problem.
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She's white.
288
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,130
- Oh, I get it. You've been popping
289
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all that black shit, and now you don't want niggas
290
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in the 'hood to see you with that yakub.
291
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- Yeah, Negro. What do I do?
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- Aye, yo, tell you what. Yo take that pink toe
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to the white part of town.
294
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Ain't nobody going to see you if you go West.
295
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:56,146
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'ma marinate in this Jacuzzi.
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- Go, White girl.
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Go, White girl. Go, White girl.
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Go, White girl.
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- We here. - Jamal, where the hell
300
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is the subway? - Right there.
301
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:11,895
I'm thinking Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki
302
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with some SunChips on the side.
303
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,632
What about you? - Your chunky ass
304
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,034
was talking about getting food?
305
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How the hell is this going to help us?
306
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Damn you was right, my dude.
307
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I do feel better. - This Spicy Italian
308
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is on point. - I told you, my nigs.
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I'm going back for a warm cookie.
310
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- Ha ha, well, well, well.
311
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The Shalom Avenue Rydaz got gassed again.
312
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But there is still time. 'Cause my favorite
313
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sandwich artist, Tina, just dropped that dime
314
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that they're making their way up Elm Street.
315
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You might have won that round, but they're on your heels.
316
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But you know the deal.
317
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And shit is about to get real,
318
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and those fools kill.
319
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And speaking of kill, I need a killer deal
320
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on some Daytons for my Regal.
321
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- Why do we have to leave? I was having fun.
322
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- If you've been to one Black Panther Party party,
323
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you've been to them all.
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Besides, you know a brother like to be spontaneous.
325
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- Ooh, spontaneous. Nat Turner was spontaneous.
326
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Damn, I'm lethargic.
327
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- Man, ain't nobody got time for Latin.
328
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Bring yo ass.
329
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330
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,623
- Finally, some East Chain freak-a-leaks.
331
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- Damn, she got big titties just like your mom, Milk.
332
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Ah! - Hey, boys, you look lost.
333
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Do you need some help? - Yeah, we're trying to get
334
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back to Chamberlain Heights.
335
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We're the star players of the basketball team.
336
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We legends, baby. - Aye, we need to bounce.
337
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Our game starts in a hour. - Really, I was just about
338
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to head over there.
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My name is Ellen, um... I can give you guys a ride.
340
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I just have to take a hot shower first.
341
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My boobs are really dirty. You want to come in?
342
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343
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:46,223
These are some of my friends. This is Tegan and that's Sarah.
344
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- Oh, my God. Hey, what's in the bag, cutie?
345
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- Oh, these? I just copped the new Shackles.
346
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- Wow, lucky boy. You can't find those anywhere.
347
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- Mmm, there's nothing hotter than a guy who spends
348
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more money on shoes than I do.
349
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- Do you guys like older women?
350
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,475
- Hell, yeah--high school girls are so inexperienced.
351
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I ain't been able to find a breezy
352
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who can take the whole nine yet.
353
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,679
- All right, well why don't you guys
354
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make yourselves more comfortable?
355
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We're going to go prepare our vaginas.
356
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Then we'll get this party started.
357
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,387
358
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,423
- Looks like these freaks wanna smash.
359
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Good thing I brought these.
360
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,861
- Aye, yo, I call dibs on Ellen. I think we had a connection.
361
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:25,862
- Nah, homey, she mine.
362
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:28,298
You can have sloppies. - Man, I always get sloppies.
363
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,534
- 'Cause you a sloppy dude. That's what you deserve.
364
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,968
- You see when I came in the door she was
365
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breaking her neck at me. - She breaking it
366
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,138
looking at me, homey. - Oh, come on, dude.
367
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:39,076
- The wnba doesn't have any fans.
368
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,578
Oh, shit.
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We gotta get out of here.
370
00:14:43,248 --> 00:14:46,316
- So, you the punk asses who scored the last pair
371
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of Shackles, huh?
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I need those for my collection.
373
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- Who the hell is you supposed to be?
374
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,456
- That's my girlfriend, Big-Knee Grinder.
375
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- You think you can just roll up on our set like this?
376
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:57,461
- Hold up, y'all in the game?
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00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,629
L Street Bleeders.
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We rule this hood with an iron dildo.
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Now hand the Shacks over.
380
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,470
- Hey, look, there's a sale at Home Depot.
381
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- Huh? Where?
382
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,139
383
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:10,874
- Get them niggas!
384
00:15:12,977 --> 00:15:15,979
385
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- Legends, come out to plaa-aay.
386
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:29,025
Legends, come out to plaaa-aay!
387
00:15:29,027 --> 00:15:33,096
- All right, my dudes. We have to be very, very quiet.
388
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,030
- Not even a--
389
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- Ew, did one of y'all queef?
390
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,535
Is that Sweet Onion Teriyaki?
391
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:39,603
And a warm cookie?
392
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,239
He's over here. - Oh, shit, here she comes.
393
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Let's bounce.
394
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- Got ya! - Grover, Milk, come on, man!
395
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Help me! - Get...the...Shackles.
396
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- Don't let them take me, my nigs!
397
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:03,026
- Oh, shit! What do I do?
398
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:06,263
I'm sure Jamal's fine. - Yeah, what's the worst
399
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,697
that can happen?
400
00:16:08,866 --> 00:16:13,303
- Wow, check out that sweet mid-range jump shot.
401
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:17,507
Beautiful bounce pass. Layup.
402
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:20,177
Layup. Layup...
403
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- Oh, shit.
404
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,414
Is that what I think it is?
405
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:25,949
- Aye, that better not be a mirage.
406
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:28,752
- It's a bitch ass hipster. - Hell yeah.
407
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,320
That's what I'm talking about, broski.
408
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,389
That mean we out the hood. - I've never been happier
409
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,724
to see a guy in tight pants and a mustache.
410
00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:35,892
- Aw, yeah. - Whoo, we back
411
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:37,360
in Chamberlain, homey. - I can't believe
412
00:16:37,362 --> 00:16:38,828
you took me to a Wes Anderson movie.
413
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,997
- I love Wes Anderson movies. - Really?
414
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:42,098
You slept through the whole thing.
415
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,501
- I thought you would enjoy it. - Why? I was busy
416
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,435
watching "Django" on my iPhone.
417
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:48,271
Can we do something fun, now? Something with some action?
418
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:50,273
- There's a lot of action on this side of town.
419
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:51,908
We can find something to get into.
420
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:52,876
- That's what's up.
421
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:57,047
- How they feel, my dude?
422
00:16:57,315 --> 00:16:59,015
- Whoever said, "Money can't buy happiness,"
423
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:01,351
ain't never had a pair of Shackles on they feet.
424
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:04,087
Let's see Randy's bitch ass clown on these.
425
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:05,522
- Yo, there go one time.
426
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,224
Let's see if we can get a ride.
427
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,592
Maybe we can still make the game.
428
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,061
- Hey, you kids okay? - Thank God, Officer.
429
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,597
Can you give us a ride back to CH?
430
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:14,764
Our basketball game's starting.
431
00:17:14,766 --> 00:17:16,433
- What are you guys doing in East Chamberlain?
432
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,034
- We went there to get these new sneakers.
433
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:20,637
We've been running from bangers trying to jack us all night.
434
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:22,606
- Well, I'm glad you're all right.
435
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,506
Hey, are those Shackles?
436
00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:25,775
Those look like a size 10, son.
437
00:17:25,777 --> 00:17:28,411
I wear a 10. - Oh, shit.
438
00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:31,348
- Well, the L Street Bleeders muffed it again.
439
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,016
But for our three little warriors,
440
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,050
that wasn't the end.
441
00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:37,220
They juked and they jived like brave little nigs.
442
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,723
But you can't escape the worst gang of them all,
443
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,693
those Goddamn dirty ass motherfuckin' pigs.
444
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,996
- How about this? - Are you serious?
445
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,798
Hockey, Malik? - Come on, it'll be fun.
446
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,533
We'll take two tickets for the game, please.
447
00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:52,569
- There's no hockey tonight. It's the grand opening
448
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,272
of "Kendrick Lamar Presents: Boyz n the Hood on Ice"
449
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,941
- Oh, now this we can do. - Wait, is that
450
00:17:57,943 --> 00:17:59,709
Grover's little brother over there?
451
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:01,411
And with a white girl, too, though?
452
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:05,015
Aye, somebody call up CNN and tell them we got a jumper.
453
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,319
- It's getting late. Um, let--let's call it a night.
454
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,454
- All right, enough. What the fuck
455
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,490
is wrong with you, nigga? - Wha?
456
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:16,593
- You took me away from the Black Panther Party party
457
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,194
to go to the whitest part of town
458
00:18:18,196 --> 00:18:20,030
to see a sorry-ass Wes Anderson movie.
459
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,198
And then you try to sell me on a hockey game?
460
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,669
- But hold up, though. Did you just call me a "nigga"?
461
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:26,636
- You know what? I'm sorry.
462
00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:27,937
I was expecting to meet Malcolm X,
463
00:18:27,939 --> 00:18:30,206
and I got "Malcolm in the Middle."
464
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,175
- Ouch. - Look, Malik, you're just not
465
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,511
the guy I fell in love with on the internet yesterday.
466
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,980
We're just two different people. - How are we different?
467
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:40,784
We like all the same things. - No, we don't.
468
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,452
Good-bye. I hope you find
469
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,422
your blackness, Malik.
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both:
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- Man, coach is going to kill us.
472
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,205
- Sorry we missed the game, Coach.
473
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,440
We have a good excuse, I swear.
474
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:06,142
- You motherfuckers was gone? Shit, I ain't even noticed.
475
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:09,145
- Oh, shit, is that Jamal? What's he doing in the game?
476
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,181
- 'Cause it's a blowout, motherfuckers.
477
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,149
Somebody's gotta collect the garbage time,
478
00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:15,251
so the players that do matter don't get hurt,
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00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:16,453
you dumb motherfuckers.
480
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:17,921
Okay, now--now that "dumb motherfucker"
481
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,089
might have been unnecessary.
482
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:22,525
- Damn, when did fat boy get his fundamentals down?
483
00:19:22,527 --> 00:19:23,960
- Layup.
484
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:25,328
Oh, shit, I scored.
485
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,831
I have statistics!
486
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,833
- Jamal, how the hell did you get here?
487
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,901
- My boo, Big-Knee, gave me a ride.
488
00:19:31,903 --> 00:19:33,269
Her cousin play on the other team,
489
00:19:33,271 --> 00:19:35,705
and, you know, she helped me step my game up
490
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:38,274
with some sweet WNBA skills.
491
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:39,576
Aye, those girls got balls.
492
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:42,512
- Good job, Jamal. Your first points of the year.
493
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:43,480
I'm so proud of you.
494
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,716
- I almost had a pair of Shackles today, Cindy.
495
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:49,285
Oh, okay, uh, I'll just tell you about it later.
496
00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:51,855
- I'm a legend, my nigs.
497
00:19:54,592 --> 00:19:56,726
- Hey, how did your play date with Ebony go?
498
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,361
- I don't want to talk about it. - Uh, sound like
499
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,097
no love connection, esé. - Do you want me to bully her
500
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,899
on Facebook until she kill herself?
501
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:06,069
- Nah, let her live. Love is a complicated thing.
502
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:06,870
both: Yeah.
503
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,238
- Anyway, now back to this money.
504
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,039
All these sad white people out here, and all y'all got
505
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:11,107
is Chiclets in your pockets?
506
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:12,809
Man, y'all better get to stepping
507
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,911
and go get my paper.
508
00:20:21,218 --> 00:20:22,185
- What's up, my nig?
509
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,753
Sorry about ditching you tonight.
510
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:25,021
You wanna get down on some grub?
511
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,991
- Nah, sorry, homies. I already made plans
512
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,926
with my new friends.
513
00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,728
Yeah, we going out for Mexican.
514
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:36,599
For some reason, they really love fish tacos.
515
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:41,237
- Damn, today was a big ass dookie burger with cheese.
516
00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:44,073
- Yeah, I don't think going after these kicks was worth it.
517
00:20:44,075 --> 00:20:46,242
I guess it doesn't pay to be a slave
518
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:47,210
to the shoe game.
519
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:50,413
I'm just glad this night is finally over.
520
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,017
What are those?!
521
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:57,220
522
00:21:02,927 --> 00:21:04,828
- I gots it. I gots it!
523
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,964
524
00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:17,006
- Shackles! They're off the chain!
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