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- And now, the starting lineup
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for your Duncan Blackholes!
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Grover!
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Milk!
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And Jamal!
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Together, they are...
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- Get your head in the game, motherfucker!
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- Bunch of goddamn space cadets.
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Damn these goddamn...
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- Damn, my nigs.
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This shit is boringer than a motherfucker!
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- Coach need to put me in the game.
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I'd get more highlights than a white girl named Amy.
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- Shit, that's what I'm talking about, my nigs.
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- Heads up, master coming!
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- Come on, y'all, we still in this game!
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- Let's go Duncan! Play some D!
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- We on offense, you mark-ass nig.
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- Oh, shit!
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- Aye, yo, why our cheerleaders
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looking like Draymond Green?
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- We go to Duncan! all: Yeah!
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- And we got tush!
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Your team got stretch marks. all: What?
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- And hairy bush! all: Whoo!
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- Jamal, word on the street is,
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you and Medina been getting busy
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in a Burger King bathroom. Care to comment?
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- Vicious lies.
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That's why I don't talk to the media no more.
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- � Hello, hello �
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- Yo, G, stop being so thirsty for Cindy.
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You know Randy already smashing that potato.
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- Whaddup, trick?
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- That square ain't got swag like me.
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I'ma snag his boo at his party. Please believe.
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- Our first high school party?
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You know we gonna beat some cakes.
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I'ma be like,
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"Take it, beezy! Take it, boo!
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Let me get up in them cheeks!"
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- Um, should we be taking a shower, my nig?
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- I don't know, my dude.
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We ain't get no burn.
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And I ain't trying to have these dudes
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see what I'm working with, anyway.
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Next person see my nine
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gonna be a thot at Randy's party.
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- My party? Nigga, what?
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The Freshman shit crew thinks they're getting into
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the biggest party of the year!
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...new and improved shit.
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- That's right, Mumblemouth.
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- Why you all up in our mix, Randy?
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This don't concern you.
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- Boy, don't you ever
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talk to your captain like that again.
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And if I see y'all at my party, I'm gonna make y'all
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clean the dirt stains off my jock strap.
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'Cause that's how I do!
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...you know what I'm saying?
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- That square ain't got no etiquette.
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- Man, forget Randy.
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We finna dominate that party.
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- Oh, for shiggy that.
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And we gonna be legends, my nig!
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- What's up, God?
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It's your boy, Grover.
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Now, I don't ask for much,
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but today I'm asking you to give me the strength
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to follow in your footsteps.
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I know I'm meant to be a legend like you, God,
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and with your guidance, I'ma be league
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and smashin' Cindy's vajayjay in no time.
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Just make sure a nig get into Randy's party, all right?
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In LeBron's name I pray. Amen.
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- Aye, little bro, let me hold $5.
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Got this iPhone app I'm working on,
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like "Angry Birds," but birds nice and shit.
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Just need somebody to do all the technical nerd shit.
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- What about that $10 I already gave you
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so you could buy that land on the moon?
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- You know the moon market crashed!
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Just let me hold $5, nigga, damn!
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- You ask Malik?
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- Man, I got love for little bro-bro,
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but ain't nobody got time
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for that little preachy-ass little niglet.
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- You don't want to hear me preach
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'cause you know I be spittin' them truth bullets.
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- Oh shit.
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Here comes Cornel Pest.
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- You brothers sadden me.
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Grover, do not enable this lazy Afro-American
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by giving him money.
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- Boy, if you don't get your nappy,
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little-headed ass to school--
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- And memorize those lies in the white man's books?
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End up like you broke-ass Negroes?
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Nah, mane.
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Somebody got to be a man in this family.
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Ice cream!
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- So what's good with that Abe ducket, though?
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Hey, can I get this in singles?
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I'm tryin' to hit the shake club.
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Ain't no way I'm slippin' a bitch a Lincoln.
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- Jamal!
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Jamal, wake up, or I'm tellin' momma
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you failing chemistry!
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- Be gone, bitch!
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- I'm gonna momma you mooned me and cussed!
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- Be gone, bitch!
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- Push, Medina!
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- Get yo fat, hairy ass out my face!
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- Aye, don't tell nobody about last night.
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Keep that shit on the low-low.
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- Oh, you think you gonna hit this juicy coochie
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and then play me to the left?
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I'ma tell whoever I want.
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You are my man! - Hey look!
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They're looting the Sizzler! - Huh?
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Not without me.
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You better call me, Jamal!
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- Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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There's just something about that girl.
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Hell yeah, girl.
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Give me all that big brown ass.
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- Milton, will you turn off the damn jungle music?
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- Man, kiss my black ass, Uncle Joey!
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Don't make me pull out the strap.
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- Cut it out with this Uncle Joey nonsense.
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- Ain't my fault you look like that bitch-ass
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from "Full House," Uncle Joey.
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And I'ma call you Rhiannc�,
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'cause you finer than both them bitches combined.
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What you doin', Uncle Joey?
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You can't just walk up in here
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like you own this motherfucker.
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- I--I do own this-- this-- motherfucker!
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Now, I don't want that damn oogedy-boogedy music
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played in my house, Milk.
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- Don't come at me like that, Uncle Joey.
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You are not the father.
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- Milk, your friends are down--oh, Milky.
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Are you masturbating again?
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- Aye, come on, Ma, it ain't even like that!
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- Those hoodlums are in my house?
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- Aye, I found this on your table,
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so I'm just gonna kill it, if that's cool.
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- Damn, Milk.
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Why you butt-ass naked, homey?
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- All right man, everybody got to
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get the fuck out.
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- Milk's boo is about to get it doggy style.
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- We appreciate the ride, Ms. Milk.
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- No problem, boys.
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Happy to do it.
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I'm always happy.
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Oh!
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- So we goin' to Randy's jam this weekend or what, my dudes?
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- If we can get in.
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Randy drinking that Haterade.
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- Randy can gobble these milk chocolate nuts.
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If we don't get into the party, we gonna be squares for life.
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- Sounds like school hasn't changed.
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- I bet you was real popular back in the day,
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weren't you, Mrs. Milk?
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With them big ass titties.
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- Whoa.
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Pump them brakes, homey.
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- I guess I did okay.
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- Got any tips for us?
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- Yeah, just the tip.
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- Just be yourselves, like me!
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Ooh!
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I need to make a quick stop.
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- What you need, old white woman?
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- Usual!
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- A'ight, keep it movin'.
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- Malik, get yo ass to school. - Why?
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I already know the one thing I need to know:
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how to count this paper.
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Stay black!
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- A'ight, you stay black, too, broski woski.
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I feel you, bro!
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Fuck the police!
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- � Oh, oh, oh �
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- Let me holler at Cindy right quick.
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- Yo, you can't just step to the pedestal.
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Shit's off limits to freshmen.
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Remember when Jank-Eye Jarvis
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tried to chill and got posted up--literally?
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- Please help me, guys.
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I could die if I don't get my insulin.
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- Jank-Eye Jarvis don't bring nothin' to the table.
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Watch how a pimp do.
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What's Gucci, future main boo?
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- I don't know, what's Gu--
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- Where you think you goin', freshman?
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You think you can just kick it with us?
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- Not you, buster. Your girl, Cindy.
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...some Cindy.
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- Legend.
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- Never gonna happen, fresh fish!
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You gets no burn, and you takes no turn.
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- I also take mark-ass buster's boos.
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all: Oh!
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- That's how I do.
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- Shit, you know we got to
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split Randy's wig for this, right?
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- Let's whoop his ass on Monday, after the party.
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- Oh, shit.
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Medina comin'!
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- Jamal?
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I said call me, motherfucker!
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- Welcome to "Jurassic Dark."
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- Okay people.
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The school board is making us discuss
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the dangers of drugs with you.
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Two cops are here to talk about it.
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Listen, don't listen, I don't give a shit.
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Mmm.
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- So you little kids like drugs?
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- Who doesn't?
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- You think a little puff-puff, snort-snort's cool, huh?
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Sound like fun?
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- Yeah, I'm high right now.
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- Well, we'll see how you feel about drugs
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after this slide show.
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- The fuck is a slide show?
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- This is Timothy. Handsome, innocent, smart.
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Only half Jew.
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He was on his way to Harvard Business School
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on a full scholarship.
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- Until he met JaMarcus.
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JaMarcus introduced Timothy to marijuana.
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Now Timothy is a fat, blimp loser
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who can't see his feet and smells like Funyons.
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- Legend.
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- This is Chang Chu Lu.
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Honorable, disciplined,
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and we're assuming, excellent at math.
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- Until he met JaMarcus.
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- Damn, JaMarcus out here slingin' like the boy Marlo.
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- It only took one snort of nose candy
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before Chang believed he could fly.
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He couldn't. - Oh, snap!
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- Last and least, meet Darryl.
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Darryl was an honor student and star of his football team,
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who surprisingly had no illegitimate children
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or police record. - Until he met...
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all: JaMarcus!
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- JaMarcus gave Darryl molly.
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It's a popular party drug,
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known to help kids lose their inhibitions.
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- Yeah, get it Darryl.
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- Darryl caught AIDS.
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- Ooh. - Oh.
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- Not the Magic Johnson kind,
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the full-blown, Matthew McConaughey
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in "Dallas Buyers Club" kind.
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- Nigga what?
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- So kids, if somebody
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offers you drugs, just say no.
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- Man, don't nobody have to offer us drugs.
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We already got them shits.
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- You don't got them shits anymore.
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We raided your lockers this morning.
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As of right now, Chamberlain Heights
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is drier than your teacher's clam.
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- Is my insulin in there? - Stop playin'.
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- Shit, nigga, I don't even want
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to go to the party if I can't get high.
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- It's gonna be stupid now.
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- This party gonna be lame. - Dumb.
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- Attention ladies, fellow legends, and squares.
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All y'all can keep a cool booty,
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'cause me and my crew will have the party going up.
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You heard right. We on deck with that work.
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- We bringing drugs to the party.
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- Hells yes, bro.
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Hells yes.
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Drugs, drugs, drugs,
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drugs, drugs, drugs.
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- Realistic.
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- Montrel, we need the hook up on some sticky
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so we can get into Randy's party.
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- You got some reliable sources, homey?
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- Yo mamma still got them big ass titties, though?
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- Come on, 'Trel.
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The party comin' up quick.
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- All right, here's what I can do,
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since we family and shit.
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I got some of that Seattle Supersonic in my room.
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I was saving it for a special occasion,
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but if y'all got the money...
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- Man, I always got to pay.
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Some broke ass nig--
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- Be right back.
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- We just got ganked, didn't we?
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- We?
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- I told you, Negro.
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- Now what?
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- I know where we can get some work.
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Let's roll.
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- � Well, I'm hot blooded �
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� Check it and see �
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� I've got a fever of 103 �
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� Come on, baby, you can do more than dance �
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- Oh shit!
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Uncle Joey got them bricks like DeAndre Jordan.
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- We out.
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- � You don't have to read my mind �
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- Hey, what are you up to?
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What's that under your shirt?
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- Damn, Uncle Joey,
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why you always sweatin' me?
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- Milton, open it now!
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- Yeah, I found yo coke, and if you don't let me take it,
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I'm squealin' to the pigs.
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- You think that I-- idiot, give it to me!
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- Okay...
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- Man, what the...
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Oh, hell no, Uncle Joey.
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You did not buy my moms no big black dildo!
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- You think that I wanted her to get the Notorious B.I.G.?
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She preferred it! - Oh, Dave!
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It's so big!
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I can't wait to use it!
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- Happy birthday, Hunny! Oh, God.
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- Aye, Duke's a freaky-ass dog.
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- Man, if we could just get a hold of some weed.
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What about your big boo Medina?
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Maybe that big bitch got some edibles or something.
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- Nah, she don't eat nothing with no vegetables in it.
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I mean, man, she ain't my boo.
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- Look at y'all, hoopin' on a Saturday.
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- I'm just trying to go league
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so we have a better life together.
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You silly, Grover.
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I'ma see you at Randy's tonight, right?
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- You know the legends gonna be there.
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- Good.
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Later, new booty.
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- � Oh, hello �
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- Damn, those cheeks got my balls bluer than Papa Smurf.
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- There's only one person who can help us now.
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- I'm saying, though.
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The breakfast cereal industry
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profits off of negative stereotypes.
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You got Count Chocula reppin'
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the not-quite-white Eastern European,
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Franken Berry reppin' the Jews,
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and Boo Berry?
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Boo? Jigaboo?
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Man, stop it with that mess, son.
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- Let me do the talking.
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- Whoa, slow down, esse.
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- Let 'em through.
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- Nope, no Casper.
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- Man, wiggas need a civil rights movement.
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- Don't take this as me cosigning your life, Malik,
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but I need you to hook us up with some drugs.
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- Drugs?
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Nah, man, you got the wrong idea.
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We just out here sellin' candy bars
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so we can go to baseball camp.
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- I got dark chocolate, white chocolate,
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and chunky chocolate.
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- We call 'em Grovers, Milks, and--
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Fat Boys.
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- There's a party at Randy's tonight,
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and we need something to make us legendary, my nig.
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- Three things, my brother.
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One, never disrespect me by calling me "nig" again.
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Two, if I did move weight, I'd only sell to Caucasians.
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I would never join the white devil
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in the degradation of my people,
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but I would participate in his profits
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by giving him a taste of his own medicine.
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- Preach, dark chocolate.
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- And three, Grover,
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you fools bring drugs to a party,
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I bet y'all end up lookin' foolish
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by the end of the night.
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That's how I do!
401
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- So you're not gonna help us out?
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- You're my bro, G, and I love you.
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That's why I can't do nothing for you.
404
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Now step off my corner, Gump!
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- So I guess that's it.
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No party for us.
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Ah, my mud ring is mumbling.
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I got to go untie my undies.
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- Make a U-turn, homey.
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You're not funkin' up my bathroom.
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Use my mom's.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit!
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415
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- Ooh, shit!
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Hold on to your sacks, my nigs.
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We about to flip the script.
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� �
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- � You want some hard shit �
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� Purple �
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� Holler at your-- �
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� �
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� You want some hard shit �
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� Holler �
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- I shall call you Jamallies.
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- We need to test it.
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- Hey, Duke.
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Eat this, you dumbass dog,
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431
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� �
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- We about to go ham, homeys.
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- Aw, yeah.
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435
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- What's Gucci, my nig?
436
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We here for the function.
437
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- Hell no.
438
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Y'all ain't gettin' in,
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punk ass freshmen,
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dressed like Abercrombie & Bitch.
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- We the future.
442
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You wouldn't know nothing about that.
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- Boom, bitch.
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- What's that shit?
445
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- Jamallies, my nig.
446
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Makes regular molly feel like
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gettin' flicked in the sack.
448
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- Hello!
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All right, y'all can kick it.
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451
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With y'all pretty asses.
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� �
453
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- Damn, my nigs.
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This shit is boringer than a motherfucker!
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- Let's just hope them Jamallies turn it up.
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- I see you workin', G.
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You tryin' to wiggle into Cindy's vijiggle?
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- You don't rush it with girls like Cindy.
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I'm lettin' the sexual tension marinate.
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Then, I'ma tear that ass up like Kobe.
461
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:08,298
- Oh look, the freshman shit crew is here.
462
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...turn up?
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- You heard the man.
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Did y'all bring the turn up or what?
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- They brought the treats. They cool.
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- � Pop that, pop that �
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Randy, Randy, Randy!
468
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Oh, hell yeah. This shit is nice!
469
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I guess I'll give you all a pass.
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For now.
471
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- Time to holler at some breezies.
472
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Bubblicious on the breath? Check.
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Black Jesus on the chain? Double check.
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Semi-circle shaved around the base
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for that extra 1/2 inch?
476
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You already know.
477
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- This shit gonna be hilarious.
478
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- � P-I-M-P, bitch �
479
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- Say, Thotty Pippen, can a brother my complexion
480
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roll in your direction?
481
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Aye, shorty, ever had a milk mustache?
482
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Skip the bullshit. You tryin' to hump?
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- Come near me again, and I'll rip
484
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your little pink dick off and shove it up your ass!
485
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- Damn, girl! - Is you all right, my nig?
486
00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:57,680
- You saw it, yo.
487
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She fondled my junk in front of everybody,
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and I ain't gonna lie...
489
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I nutted a little.
490
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- Aw, shit!
491
00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:09,526
- Oh, hell no, Jamal.
492
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,693
You can't call nobody?
493
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- She about to go "Basketball Wives" on yo ass.
494
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- Come on, Medina.
495
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,232
Why you got to blow up the spot?
496
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Let's just talk later.
497
00:17:17,802 --> 00:17:18,568
- Nah, nah, nah.
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You little short, fat motherfucker.
499
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,371
You didn't say that when you was
500
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killin' my goodie box last night.
501
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:25,608
- You trippin', girl.
502
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,076
Only thing killin' your coochie
503
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is the stink of them leftover doo-boo crumbs!
504
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,249
- You want to talk shit, you little milk dud
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with a afro lookin' motherfucker?
506
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Your dick so small, you pee on your nuts!
507
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all: Oh!
508
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:40,723
- Oh, it's like that, huh?
509
00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:44,160
Well, you're so fat that your blood type
510
00:17:44,162 --> 00:17:46,195
is sriracha, bitch!
511
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:51,601
You into some kinky shit, Jamal.
512
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:54,737
You put whipped cream in places I didn't even know I had.
513
00:17:54,739 --> 00:17:58,007
I'm gonna have your baby, Jamal.
514
00:17:58,009 --> 00:17:59,609
- Isn't that Precious?
515
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No, seriously, is it?
516
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- Yo, I think them Jamallies are kicking in.
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� �
518
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- Not bad for a dude failing chemistry.
519
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all: Jamallies, Jamallies, Jamallies!
520
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:21,631
- Yo, those Jamallies turnt it up!
521
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To show my appreciation,
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I got a little something something
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y'all might like.
524
00:18:25,136 --> 00:18:29,272
- Come in here, legends. - We're so horny.
525
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,006
- Aw, yeah.
526
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:32,809
We all about to get our nuts!
527
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:40,717
- That's it!
528
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:43,419
- Yeah, let that be a lesson to you, fresh fish.
529
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That's how I do.
530
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,489
I thought I was gonna
531
00:18:46,491 --> 00:18:47,390
get laid today.
532
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:49,792
- I'm gonna take your dime and your shine,
533
00:18:49,794 --> 00:18:51,027
you basic bitch!
534
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:52,629
all: Oh! - Oh, snap!
535
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,298
- I told you these nigs on some new improved shit.
536
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,966
- I'm about to push your wig back
537
00:18:56,968 --> 00:19:00,370
like LeBron's hairline.
538
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:01,437
- Ooh-whee!
539
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,110
540
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:15,952
- Fucking Jamallies!
541
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,821
No!
542
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,533
- What're you boys doing out here naked?
543
00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:32,201
- I ain't sayin' shit. - Let me guess.
544
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:34,837
Crazy party, right? - We'll let it slide this time.
545
00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:36,906
But you need to pick your friends more wisely.
546
00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:38,207
- Now let's get you home, huh?
547
00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:39,509
This is a dangerous part of town.
548
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:43,146
- Thanks, popo. We appreciate your services.
549
00:19:44,448 --> 00:19:48,051
Saving the white kid was not Martin's dream!
550
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:50,520
- I told you, Negro!
551
00:19:55,826 --> 00:19:56,659
- Jamallies, huh?
552
00:19:56,661 --> 00:19:58,728
- We was just tryi'' to get it turnt up.
553
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,229
I guess you Legends had so much fun
554
00:20:00,231 --> 00:20:02,165
you couldn't say hi to me at the party.
555
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,701
- What was stopping you from saying hi to me?
556
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,937
- Maybe I wanted to see if you had game.
557
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:10,239
- I didn't want to interrupt you and your boo.
558
00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:11,140
- You mean Randy?
559
00:20:11,142 --> 00:20:13,576
- Seems like an okay dude, if you into squeenies.
560
00:20:13,578 --> 00:20:16,879
- What's a squeenie? - It's a square plus a weenie.
561
00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:18,047
- One thing I like about Randy?
562
00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:20,883
He's brave enough to go after what he wants.
563
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:21,851
- So what you saying?
564
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,720
If I holler, you gonna swallow?
565
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:24,754
- First of all, nasty.
566
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:29,659
Second, you have a lot to learn about high school girls, Grover.
567
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:30,993
Step yo game up.
568
00:20:30,995 --> 00:20:33,429
569
00:20:33,431 --> 00:20:34,630
- Good job, my nig.
570
00:20:34,632 --> 00:20:36,365
Looks like she wants you to smash.
571
00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:38,367
- A freshman beatin' a senior's cakes?
572
00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:41,304
- Ooh, you know what that means.
573
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,840
- Yeah, we gonna be legends.
574
00:20:44,475 --> 00:20:46,743
575
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:50,580
- That's what I'm talking about, my nig.
576
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:55,718
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