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In 2003,
the BROTHERHOOD,
a secret spy agency,
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stopped The Man
and his racist organization
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from bringing down
black America.
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After blowing up
The Man's headquarters
and sending him into hiding,
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I returned to the hood
for some hard-earned R and R.
And R and B.
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That's me, Undercover Brother.
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Super fly, super spy
and proud agent
of the BROTHERHOOD,
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forever ready to kick ass
in pursuit of social justice.
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- And, oh...
- Welcome home, brother.
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...other things. Oh, yes.
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Undercover Brother
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There's a man
Got a low-down evil plan
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For keeping
The brothers down...
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Yes, it was good to be back...
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And even better to be me.
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Hey there, little man.
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Oh, uh...
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Oh!
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Thank you.
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Here.
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Undercover Brother.
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Bank's open.
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My man.
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On the case
Everywhere and anyplace
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Yeah, the BROTHERHOOD has got
Each other's back
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A smart brother knows
The facts
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Chief's got the deal
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Conspiracy brothers
Keeping it real
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Even Lionel gets
In the act
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Sistah Girl is fine
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She's got the moves
To prove it
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Show ya how to do it...
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Say, brother, let's stop this.
I'm running late.
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I hear that, brother.
Speaking of brothers...
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Have you seen my brother,
brother?
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You mean Lionel?
Yeah, he works for me now
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cutting bitches
down on 116th.
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Say what?
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Oh geez... Yeah, he been
cutting bitches for
six months now.
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Lady, Marsellus said
I gotta cut you
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and that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
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Marsellus said
I gotta cut...
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You, and that's
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What I'm gonna do
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Whoo!
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Looking fly, lady.
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Oh yeah,
that's fresh right there.
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That... that's fly, right?
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Undercover Brother
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Dog grooming?
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You couldn't find
a more masculine job
than dog grooming?
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Look, I tried, okay?
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But nobody
would hire me because
of my stupid record.
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I'm the playa
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Ooh
With the ladies
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You know they hate
To love me
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I mean, I thought Hammer pants
was really making a comeback.
You was wrong.
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Lionel,
you're a grown man now.
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You can't be
spending your time
being a dog fluffer.
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Word.
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Yo. I was thinking
I could join you,
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crime fighting, kicking ass
down at the BROTHERHOOD!
Hey, hey. Be cool.
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It's a secret organization.
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Plus, you have to have
a particular set of skills.
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Bro, bro.
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I got mad skills.
Check this out.
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Hey, hey, hey. I ain't talking
about that beatboxing.
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Okay, listen, I can kiss
a woman temporarily stupid.
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Uh-huh.
And I can go undercover
just like you. Watch.
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Top of the morning to you.
Do you read the words that are
coming out of my mouth?
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Stop that. Stop it.
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I'm talking about skills
that are more subtle.
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Dig me?
Yeah, yeah. Subtle. Yeah.
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It's about your style,
the way you carry yourself.
Okay.
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You got to be... cool.
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Man, you don't even know
what cool is.
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Watch this.
Ah, whatcha know 'bout this?
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Whatcha know 'bout this?
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I'm a petal.
I'm a black puppet.
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Robot. Work it.
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See, man, that's cool, man,
that's super cool!
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That's what the agency needs!
Listen, I got this, bro.
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You know,
maybe some of this
is my fault.
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Spending all them
years abroad,
fighting evil.
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Maybe I neglected you.
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And after
Mom and Dad passed...
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Mom and Dad
live in Palm Springs.
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You know what I mean.
No, I don't.
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Maybe it's time
I trained you.
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Yo, word?
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Get down on it
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Get down on it
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Get down on it
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Get down on it
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Come on and
Get down on it
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Get down on it
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Get down on it
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Get down on it
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I can't get it out.
It's not coming out.
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Y'all gonna leave me now?
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Let's get
out of here and...
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Tell me
Now how you gonna do it
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If you really don't
Wanna dance
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By standing on the wall
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Get off me, sucka!
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Get down on it
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Come on and
Get down on it
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If you really want it
Get down on it
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You gotta feel it
Get down on it
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Get down on it
Get down on it...
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Your fly.
Thank you, brother.
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No, your fly is open.
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Undercover Brother.
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Oh, hi, Chief.
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Yeah, Chief.
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I'm sorry, Chief.
Yeah, I got it, Chief.
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Bye, Chief.
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That was the Chief
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with a lead
on The Man's new hideout.
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Vienna, Austria.
Just as I suspected.
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Oh, word.
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Yo, man,
our first mission together.
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Yo, when do we leave?
Lionel...
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the BROTHERHOOD is on
the frontline on the fight
for civil rights
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up against
the world's greatest
forces of evil.
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This ain't no middle school
dance-off.
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Yes, The Man.
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He was one cold mother.
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And like herpes,
he always came back.
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Once we defeat the blacks...
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We'll go after
the other undesirables.
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Immigrants, feminists...
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homosexuals.
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Daddy!
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Daddy!
Oh, Manson.
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How many times have I told you
not to interrupt your father
while he is scheming?
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Sorry. I just wanted to ask...
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What?
Ice dancing costume.
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Chiffon?
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Or taffeta?
I think
they're both very nice.
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Thanks, Daddy!
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Oh, he's quite a boy.
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He's gonna make
a fine racist one day.
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Hmm... Well, where was I?
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Uh, you were talking
about going after
the homosexuals.
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Oh, yes.
They're worse than the blacks.
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Almost.
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Well, it's time for my massage
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mit happy ending.
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I will see you all later
at dinner.
White tie, of course.
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The Man was masterminding
his latest master plan,
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to spread evil everywhere,
which meant one thing.
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It was time for a good
old-fashioned beat down,
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Undercover Brother style.
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Solid.
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And after dinner,
a classic black
and white movie.
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With the black turned off,
of course.
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Gentlemen, there's some
hot chocolate there.
Help yourselves.
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Freeze, you suckers!
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Undercover Brother?
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How did you find me?
Wasn't hard.
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Vienna has everything
the conquer-happy white man
loves the most.
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Skiing, mountain climbing,
those little tiny sausages.
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You're forgetting
the best thing of all.
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None of you people are here!
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Until now.
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I had The Man right where
I wanted him.
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Until...
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Make that a double!
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Goddamn it Lionel,
what the hell are
you doing here?
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I'm here to help you.
That's what you call it?
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Yeah, this is helping.
Helping me? No, no!
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Your ass is supposed
to back helping at the hood.
What did I tell you?
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What did...
Hold on.
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Is that hot chocolate I smell?
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It is hot chocolate I smell,
man.
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Mmm-mmm.
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Ugh! People, that's wrong.
That was white chocolate.
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Wait, hold up.
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Is this your spot?
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Man, this is nice!
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The Man.
Mmm-hmm?
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Allow me to introduce
my brother.
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Yes, yes, you're all brothers
from another mother...
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No, no, man, I'm talking about
the same uterus here.
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He's my actual brother.
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This is nasty...
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Surprise.
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Everything was funked up.
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But a super fly,
super spy always
comes prepared.
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Hyah!
Oh!
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Now, can I get back
to saving the world?
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Kill them!
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Hyah!
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Take that, sucker!
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Oh!
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Lionel!
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Meeting adjourned.
Slow your roll, bro.
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Leave the catch phrases
to the professionals.
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We got a leg up
on them suckers.
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Yeah.
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Let's get The Man.
Yeah.
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The Man could run...
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but it looks like
he could hide even better.
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Man, where'd he go?
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Split!
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Quick, hold your breath!
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Sixteen long years passed.
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Black America was dealing
with some ups
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and some downs.
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It was up to the new agents
of the BROTHERHOOD
to monitor it all.
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Chief Honey?
Yes?
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On the screen.
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Street fights in Seattle,
unrest in Vermont.
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What is going on
with white people?
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See, it's times like this
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when we really miss
Undercover Brother the most.
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What's going on now?
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This just came in.
What?
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Yes, we'd been frozen
all those years,
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like a couple of veal cutlets
forgotten in the back
of the freezer.
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I'm here for
Undercover Brother.
How is he?
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Oh, ja.
Still in the coma,
I am afraid.
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Could be, weeks, months...
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uh, seasons, fiscal quarters,
leap years.
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Okay.
Actually it is a miracle
they both survive.
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Both?
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What's up, my man?
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Mmm...
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Hello, mama.
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Yo, where am I?
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Schladming Hospital, Austria.
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You were buried
in the avalanche.
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Yo, what day is it?
February 9th.
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I was buried
for an entire week?
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2019.
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An entire week
and 16 years?
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Ja, it was only due
to global warming
that we found you.
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Right on, global warming.
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Do you remember anything
that happened?
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Yeah, um, I was on a mission
with my brother.
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So Undercover Brother
is your brother?
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We were
on the trails of The Man
and we had him captured.
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Yo...
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Where's my brother?
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Why?
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Gah!
At least the fro's still good.
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Where's The Man?
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Well, we believe he fled
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and went back to America
after the avalanche.
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Look...
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You gotta let me
into the BROTHERHOOD,
all right?
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I gotta be the one
to avenge my brother.
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What qualifications
do you have?
257
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,265
I held up two years
of karate as a kid
258
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,391
and I held up
my own dance crew.
259
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,269
Not gonna work.
And I can kiss a woman
temporarily stupid.
260
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:55,854
I would love to see you
do that.
261
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,744
Oh, yeah.
262
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,747
Whoa...
263
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,374
Welcome to the BROTHERHOOD.
264
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,838
No, Snoop,
you can't borrow my car.
265
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,590
Fräulein!
266
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,800
Fräulein...
267
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,017
I will avenge you...
268
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,560
my brother.
269
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:40,857
Oh, no.
270
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,119
Oh, man. Barber shop?
271
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,330
I guess
I could use a little trim.
272
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,624
The usual.
Couldn't we all,
my brother?
273
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,777
I love you, Oprah.
274
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,487
I love you, Madonna.
275
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,906
I love you, oh, Lord.
276
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,043
It's the water, I swear.
Okay.
277
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,088
I swear.
That's fine. Uh-huh.
278
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:48,091
You gonna leave me like this?
279
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,179
Hey, how you doing?
280
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,973
You looking fine.
281
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,058
Welcome back.
282
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,565
Damn...
Some crazy-ass shit
283
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,483
was about to rain down,
284
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,527
and I hope my bro
brought his umbrella.
285
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:11,156
Damn. This is crazy.
Okay.
286
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,034
What?
287
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,244
Yo, you serious?
288
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,331
Undercover Brother's brother,
meet Harvard Brother.
289
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,007
Meet Sarcastic Brother.
290
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,012
Biggie or Tupac?
Biggie!
291
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,431
Well... well, Pac.
I don't trust him,
he work for the feds.
292
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:37,599
Get him outta here.
293
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:38,975
Hmm?
294
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,894
This is Unattainable Sistah.
295
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,110
Don't even think about it.
296
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,951
And lastly,
meet Militant Brother.
297
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,880
Power to the people,
298
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,882
my brother in the revolution.
299
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,384
Um, can I rap to you
for a second, Chief?
Yes, yes.
300
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,095
Have you noticed that
that's a white dude
301
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,763
and he heavily armed?
302
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,933
Militant Brother identifies
with being African-American.
303
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:23,353
Okay. And I identify
as Denzel Washington
but that don't make it so.
304
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,396
You done?
A lot has happened
since you were frozen.
305
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:28,650
Did you know America twice
elected a black man,
Barack Obama, president?
306
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:31,319
Next thing you gonna tell me
Michael Jackson's
the vice president,
307
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:34,489
Prince is secretary of state
and Whitney Houston's
his first lady, right?
308
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:40,203
Uh, no. Actually, Michael,
Whitney, and Prince are all...
309
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,747
dead.
310
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:44,833
What?
311
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:47,752
Are all dead.
312
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:49,420
So, you mean to tell me
that the president
313
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,715
of the United
States of America
314
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,634
is a black dude
named Barack Obama?
315
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,928
Sadly, that time has passed.
316
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,847
The current president
is Donald Trump.
317
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:02,392
Y'all messing with me, right?
Okay, enough. Enough.
318
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:08,148
Covert operations show
a plot underway
to subvert American democracy.
319
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,816
The Man.
320
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,652
We don't know. Haven't heard
from him in two years.
321
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,446
You are one of the few
that has seen his face,
322
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,740
so we're counting on you
to help us find him.
323
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,452
This phone is equipped
with text encryption
and a secure line.
324
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,496
This is a phone?
This is dope!
325
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,706
Yo, what about Tetris?
326
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,501
Man, gonna catch
an eye jammy.
Okay.
327
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,961
Go sell your bean pies.
328
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:31,921
Thank you.
329
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:36,259
Listen, you will be
notified within 24 hours
of your mission.
330
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,303
Until then, lay low.
331
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,804
Avoid all attention.
332
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,556
Avoid all attention.
333
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,726
I got this, Chief, a'ight?
334
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,979
'Cause I'm going undercover.
335
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,732
Ah! 'Bout to save my brother.
Ah, ah.
336
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,859
Going undercover, ah, ah.
337
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,029
'Bout to save my brother.
Oh, yeah.
338
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,114
Really?
339
00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,365
Great hire, Chief.
340
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,742
I know.
341
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,120
Everybody back to work!
342
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,920
Lionel returned to the hood,
only to discover
343
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,714
much had changed
in the last 16 years.
344
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:19,385
He was a stranger
in an even stranger land.
345
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,971
What happened to the hood?
346
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,598
Gone were the brothers
and sisters,
347
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:27,143
and a lame-ass coffee house
called Resistance Brews
348
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:30,396
stood in the place
of the funk-alicious
Club Hood.
349
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,069
Replaced by millennials,
post-millennials,
350
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,613
and worst of all, hipsters.
351
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:44,994
Something funny?
352
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,121
No, no offense,
non-brother,
353
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:51,251
but I ain't never seen
no clothes like this before,
and what's up with the hairdo?
354
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,920
Listen,
I'ma need a moment okay?
355
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,381
I'ma need a moment,
I'ma need a moment.
356
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:01,135
Nope, I'ma still need
more time.
357
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,305
Hey, man, let me
ask you something.
358
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,640
What you feeding that thing?
359
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,725
Whatever, dude.
360
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:13,106
Mmm, I see the hood
may have gone,
361
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:17,151
but they still got
a few brick houses
up in here! Mmm!
362
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,904
What did you say?
Oh, nothing,
I was just talking...
363
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,407
You were just objectifying
a woman based on her looks.
364
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,617
While equating her
with a piece of property?
365
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,577
Whoa, I don't know what
y'all two talking about.
366
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:29,122
Oh, you didn't mean
to diminish her self-worth
and intellect?
367
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,291
By suggesting she was
something you could just buy,
368
00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,001
move into
and renovate to your liking?
369
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,252
I didn't say
nothing like that...
370
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:37,755
So she fits your cisnormative
criteria of beauty,
is that it?
371
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:41,592
As if all women were just
put on display
for your personal oppression.
372
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:43,594
Your personal oppression.
373
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,847
Oh, mama.
374
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:49,142
And now you impose
the exploitative role
of child-bearer on her?
375
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:52,562
Yes, why "Oh, mama," and not
"Oh, industrial engineer,"
376
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,231
or "Oh, president
of the United States"?
You are a pig.
377
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,525
Wait, wait, wait.
Why is it okay to call me...
Uh-uh!
378
00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:59,861
Don't mansplain to us.
379
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,654
Is that all
we are to you?
380
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,032
Pieces of meat
to be lectured?
381
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:06,409
Just 'cause we choose
to wear short shorts...
382
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:10,913
And occasionally shake
our asses like this.
383
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,790
Mmm...
Look at him.
384
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,418
Slack-jawed as if
we were nothing more than
385
00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:19,839
incredibly hot,
sex objects here for his
mind-blowing pleasure.
386
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,841
I swear,
I mean no disrespect.
387
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,301
Then why are you
still staring?
388
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:24,969
I can't seem
to move my head!
389
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,805
Make 'em stop!
Make 'em stop!
390
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,641
I'm just glad
there's somebody here
391
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:33,144
to capture
your soul-crushing sexism.
392
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:34,520
Soul-crushing.
393
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,857
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
Disgusting sexist pig.
394
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:41,444
Eight million views
on YouTube.
395
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:44,864
Chief, for the 800th time
I am incredibly sorry.
396
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,491
Stop.
Look, guys,
397
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,826
you have to believe me,
all right? I was set up!
398
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:54,082
Right. Someone just set up
an intricate spy operation
just to show that you a perv.
399
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,584
Hey man, look.
I ain't no perv, a'ight?
400
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,252
I just like looking
at fine booty.
401
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:00,171
I feel you,
my brother. Respect.
Hmm?
402
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,925
Don't do that.
Look, guys,
403
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:06,260
when did everybody
get all sensitive anyway?
404
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,429
And what is that
supposed to mean?
405
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:13,184
Listen, reports of similar
incidents are up 600%
in Caucasian communities.
406
00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:15,728
Chief, if most of these
incidents involve whites,
407
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,272
why is the BROTHERHOOD
getting involved?
408
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:21,943
Experience has shown
that whatever happens
to our white brethren
409
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,986
something worse
is gonna happen to us.
410
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:27,323
Plus, we always
will be blamed
in the long run.
411
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,409
It's like you're speaking
to my heart right now.
412
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,537
Wait, hold on.
413
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,872
There was an unverified...
414
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:38,209
sighting of The Man
at a local redneck bar.
415
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:42,463
What would he be doing there?
What would The Man be doing
at a country and western bar?
416
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,966
I don't know, trying to have
sex with his sister?
417
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,718
Let's go there
and kill his ass!
418
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:49,262
Count me in, brother!
419
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:50,930
Locked and loaded!
Chill!
420
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:52,765
Calm down.
Should we make contact?
421
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,267
I'll make contact,
all right.
422
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:58,104
He is the only one of us
who's seen The Man in person,
Chief.
423
00:23:58,187 --> 00:23:59,564
Mmm-hmm.
He's got a point.
424
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:00,898
Fine.
425
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:05,611
Once you confirm that
that is The Man,
you withdraw
426
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,738
and we will
take it from there.
427
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:11,659
Correct?
Watch your dumb ass.
428
00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:13,953
What he said.
429
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,456
Everybody, out of
my office, please.
Now.
430
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,624
Especially you.
Goodbye.
431
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,335
How big was
that ass, though?
Bye.
432
00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:26,757
Comm-watch.
Gives you instant access to
all BROTHERHOOD intelligence.
433
00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:28,551
Cool. Hey yo,
434
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:30,428
can it make me smarter?
Hell, no.
435
00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:33,681
You will also need
a combination camera
and microphone.
436
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,184
I've engineered
a few options here.
437
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:39,020
Yo, wait, wait. This is
a camera and a microphone?
Sure is, brother.
438
00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:40,730
Tight. Hey, wait, wait.
439
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:45,109
What about these?
Yep, those are, too.
Now, listen up.
440
00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:47,028
Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
What about this?
441
00:24:47,195 --> 00:24:48,362
That's a tape dispenser.
442
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:51,365
What about...
It's just a damn pencil
sharpener! Put it down!
443
00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,075
Those are
all desk-related items.
444
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,953
The tech stuff is right here
in the middle. Okay?
445
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,207
You got the magnetic spy cam,
you got the Bluetooth,
446
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,167
the Kiss-Me-I'm-Irish
lapel pin...
447
00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:03,336
What about this right here?
Put that down!
448
00:25:10,468 --> 00:25:12,053
You all right?
449
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,847
I think I'm just gonna
take the pen and the watch
and just...
450
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,016
Ah! Get...
451
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:21,979
I won't let you down, brother.
452
00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,482
Well, I sure as hell hope not.
453
00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:28,027
Not bad.
Captures my inner funk.
454
00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,905
Undercover Brother!
Man, you back?
455
00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:32,907
Well, not exactly.
456
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,328
Damn!
457
00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:39,705
Dream on, brother.
458
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,541
'Cause this ain't
never happening.
459
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:44,585
Oh I knew it, man. You dead.
You a ghost, ain't you?
460
00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,797
No, man, I'm not a ghost.
I'm still in a coma
in Austria.
461
00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:51,717
Wait, then how the hell
did she just walk...
Look, just go with it, okay?
462
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,219
Okay. All right.
All right?
463
00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:56,013
Think of me
as your own personal
Obi-Wan Kenobi, you dig?
464
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,849
But he was a ghost, too,
when he appeared.
Remember when we watched it?
465
00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:01,894
It was Yoda and all them...
Damn it, Lionel. Shut up
and listen, will you?
466
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:05,565
Look. I came to tell you,
you can do this.
467
00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:07,400
I believe in you.
468
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,485
Yo, you really think so?
469
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,446
Yeah.
Man, thanks, bro.
But, like...
470
00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:15,199
Honestly, man, I don't even
know where to start.
471
00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:18,452
Think of junk in the trunk.
472
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,162
You mean
Unattainable Sistah's booty?
473
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:23,207
No, man, I'm talking about
the trunk on my Cadillac,
not...
474
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:26,502
Even though she does have
some packin' for the smackin'.
475
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:29,839
Look, man, get your head out
of the gutter and get on this.
Okay.
476
00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:32,091
All right? Cadillac trunk.
All right.
477
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,427
Dig it?
Trunk. Cadillac. Dig it.
478
00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:41,058
Bro?
479
00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:43,769
Hey, what's up, man?
What's going on? Brotherhood.
480
00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:50,026
My beloved Cadillac.
481
00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:53,154
Me and her
had some sweet rides.
482
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:56,365
Man, if those whitewalls
could talk.
483
00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,327
Got you.
484
00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:02,538
Sweet.
485
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,894
Slow ride
486
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:29,106
Take it easy
487
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,277
Slow ride
488
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,406
Take it easy
489
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:41,118
Slow ride
490
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:45,206
Take it easy
491
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,710
Slow ride
492
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:53,547
Take it easy...
493
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,383
Testing, testing.
494
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,137
That's a cool
disguise.
495
00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:02,556
If you wanna look like
a zombie Wyatt Earp.
496
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:19,031
Beer, partner.
497
00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:23,285
Thank you.
Bring me another.
498
00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:26,455
You've had enough, old geezer.
499
00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:31,544
Not enough to take crap
from an inbred mick bar jockey
like you.
500
00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:33,838
I said bring me another.
501
00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:36,048
Kill him!
502
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,050
Kill him!
503
00:28:40,428 --> 00:28:42,722
Sheesh.
504
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,224
I could shoot the screen
if you want.
No.
505
00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:46,976
I said get out.
506
00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:49,478
We don't serve assholes
like you.
507
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:51,605
What, you just hire them?
508
00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:53,482
That's it!
509
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:56,277
It's from Undercover Brother's
brother.
510
00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:59,488
"Gurk eep gak"?
511
00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:01,115
Is that a text
abbreviation?
512
00:29:01,282 --> 00:29:02,908
That I don't already know?
513
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,535
Are you f'ing k'ing me?
514
00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:06,579
An encryption code?
515
00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:09,206
That's a butt text!
516
00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:10,791
I send 'em
all the time.
517
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,671
The Chief told me to withdraw.
518
00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:19,300
But I'm gonna stay
and watch this.
519
00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:26,849
Come on!
520
00:29:27,016 --> 00:29:29,727
- Cheers.
- Uno, dos, tres.
521
00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:33,856
Mazel tov.
522
00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:43,365
Damn.
523
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:45,576
Help!
524
00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:47,995
My teeth!
525
00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:52,166
Mmm-kay.
Oh, I got you. Hey!
526
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:53,751
Don't you think
he had enough?
527
00:29:53,918 --> 00:29:55,795
Why don't you mind
your own business,
partner?
528
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,255
Before we kick
the cow shit
out of you next.
529
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,426
Okay, that's funny. Okay.
530
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:07,890
Get funky, eh.
531
00:30:08,057 --> 00:30:10,184
Too funky for myself, uh.
532
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,396
Hey, hey!
533
00:30:17,775 --> 00:30:19,652
You good?
Come on, let's go.
534
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,779
My teeth.
Your teeth?
535
00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:24,240
Okay. Let's roll,
my white brother.
536
00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:27,451
Thanks for saving me, cowboy.
537
00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:28,911
Don't mention it.
538
00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:31,288
It would have been nice
if you had stepped in
539
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,249
before they busted
all my ribs.
540
00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:36,252
Well, I thought you boys were
just jostling around.
541
00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:38,504
You know how us white guys do.
542
00:30:40,548 --> 00:30:42,758
Oh, the... The hovel?
543
00:30:42,925 --> 00:30:45,219
Oh, okay, yeah.
544
00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:50,224
God, smells like...
545
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:51,934
Very interesting.
546
00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:54,019
Brenda! I'm home!
Brenda?
547
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,189
Jesus.
Nice to meet you, Brenda.
548
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,487
That's my clean pair.
549
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:06,657
Nice, uh, nice hovel.
It's very...
550
00:31:06,824 --> 00:31:07,908
very roomy.
551
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,994
Yeah, I try. I try.
552
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:16,083
You know, not to brag,
but I was once the head
of a secret organization
553
00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,168
that ran the world.
554
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:21,630
I was known as "The Man."
555
00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:25,843
Now, I've heard rumors,
556
00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:28,429
but I didn't know
you actually existed.
557
00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:30,097
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah? Yeah?
558
00:31:30,264 --> 00:31:32,433
Oh, yeah. Yeah!
Oh, yeah? Oh-ho.
559
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,768
I was at my peak.
Yeah, I'd even...
560
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:38,939
I'd even defeated
my arch nemesis.
561
00:31:39,023 --> 00:31:40,274
Undercover Brother.
562
00:31:40,441 --> 00:31:43,944
Yeah, I saw
that black bastard
563
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:48,073
and his even blacker brother
buried under a mountain
564
00:31:48,991 --> 00:31:52,202
of lily-white snow.
565
00:31:55,706 --> 00:31:57,291
Shut up!
566
00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:01,253
My downfall started
with the elec...
567
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,631
the election
of President Obama.
Right.
568
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:07,801
The whole country...
it changed overnight.
569
00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:11,513
And sexual harassment
wasn't even allowed anymore!
570
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:16,727
Our plot to control
the darkly-hued
571
00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:22,358
by planting mind-control drugs
in fried chicken failed.
572
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:26,946
But I have an even more
sophisticated plan.
573
00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:30,074
Mind control through...
574
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,786
menthol cigarettes
and orange soda! Ha!
575
00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:37,498
It was my greatest plan.
576
00:32:37,665 --> 00:32:40,876
But my son,
he had other plans.
577
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:48,759
Greetings, all.
578
00:32:48,926 --> 00:32:51,971
Manson,
how many times
have I told you
579
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:54,556
you cannot
interrupt your father
when he's working?
580
00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:57,601
Oh, it's no longer
your work, Daddy.
581
00:32:59,937 --> 00:33:01,480
I'm terminated?
582
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:04,692
This is my secret racist
organization.
583
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:07,277
Not since you incorporated
for tax purposes.
584
00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:08,904
But I control
the most shares!
585
00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:11,490
Not since Mommy gave me
her proxy.
586
00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:13,534
I should never have
divorced that woman.
587
00:33:13,701 --> 00:33:17,621
I should have had that
screeching harpy
killed instead!
588
00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:20,165
How could you do this
to your own father?
589
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,835
You only care about
what divides us,
590
00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:27,089
when all that really matters
is the inevitable progressive
arc of history.
591
00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:31,969
My own organization became
"diversity this,"
"multi-culturalism that."
592
00:33:32,136 --> 00:33:35,681
Oh, dear God,
the boy's gone
full commie.
593
00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:37,433
Oh, I'm sorry, son.
594
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,685
Just shoot him.
Will you shoot him?
595
00:33:39,852 --> 00:33:41,145
All right, with pleasure.
596
00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:44,732
Okay, uh...
597
00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:46,650
All right,
I get that I'm gonna die
598
00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:49,570
but can my executioner
at least be white?
599
00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:52,614
Just feel a little more
comfortable with that.
600
00:33:53,115 --> 00:33:57,077
Whoa, no offense,
but my killer
should be a man.
601
00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,163
You know, death is
humiliating enough
602
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:02,416
without it coming
at the hands
of une femme.
603
00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:04,293
Let this be
my second-to-last request.
604
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:06,712
You take the fun
out of everything.
605
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:10,382
If all you're going
to do is complain,
I won't even have you killed.
606
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:11,800
Wait, I...
Just go!
607
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:14,428
Go, Daddy! Go!
608
00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:19,183
My own son.
609
00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:22,561
A scheming,
treacherous backstabber.
610
00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:26,023
At least you're not gay.
611
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:29,109
It's a damn shame.
612
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:32,529
But that doesn't explain
how you became
613
00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:37,034
such a urine-soaked,
doll-humping,
scab-infested asshole.
614
00:34:37,201 --> 00:34:40,329
Thanks for noticing.
You're a very
compassionate man.
615
00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:43,373
What's Manson
and the organization
up to now?
616
00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,542
I dunno, something about
617
00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:49,880
creating a virus
that will trigger the collapse
of Western civilization
618
00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:54,301
and lead to my son's ascension
as leader of the unfree world.
619
00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:56,136
I don't know,
we don't really talk anymore.
620
00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:58,639
Yeah, you want
another shot, man?
621
00:34:58,806 --> 00:35:00,933
Oh, no, I'm fine, honestly,
but uh...
622
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,894
you're definitely gonna
need it.
623
00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:07,022
Because I have
a surprise for you!
624
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,194
Solid.
625
00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:13,403
A negro!
626
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:15,197
Yo, that's it?
A negro?
627
00:35:15,364 --> 00:35:16,365
Don't you recognize me?
628
00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:17,825
Oh, you all look alike to me.
629
00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,243
I'm Undercover Brother's
brother.
630
00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:20,994
Oh, that's impossible!
I saw you both die.
631
00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:22,204
Well, you saw wrong.
632
00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:25,499
Oh...
633
00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:28,085
And I told you my life story.
634
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:32,089
You see? This is why
I don't trust ni...
635
00:35:33,382 --> 00:35:34,842
Reflex.
636
00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:37,761
It's been an hour
since he sent
that unreadable text.
637
00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:39,138
Send me in, Chief!
638
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:41,723
I'll get in there thick
as the oppression
we experience
639
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:43,642
as African-Americans
every day.
640
00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,435
No! Let me see that phone.
641
00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:51,108
Burn, baby, burn.
642
00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:58,782
Any last words?
643
00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:03,203
Ugh. Chief, this is not
a good time right now!
644
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,664
You sent us a text,
and we couldn't even read it.
645
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,792
I've been trying
to tell y'all, my thumbs
are too big for the keypad.
646
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,836
You know what they say about
men with big thumbs.
647
00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:13,755
Look, I already
captured The Man
and I interrogated him.
648
00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:16,884
What?
Mmm-hmm. And he also told me
that his son, Manson,
649
00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:18,427
has taken over
the organization
650
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,470
and using some virus
to end Western civilization.
651
00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:24,308
Did you say, "the end
of Western civilization"?
Yes.
652
00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:28,103
Okay.
This is what you need to do.
653
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:30,314
Boy, you need
to find that virus
654
00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:32,232
and you need to get
The Man to help you.
655
00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:34,568
Well, he's not entirely
cooperative right now.
656
00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:36,069
Figure it out.
657
00:36:37,196 --> 00:36:38,447
Get up, The Man.
658
00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:41,116
What's going on?
We're going to catch a virus.
659
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:42,534
Hookers.
660
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,536
Not that type of virus.
661
00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:48,207
Look, you gonna help me
find your son, Manson,
662
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:50,918
and figure out
what he's planning to do
to end Western civilization.
663
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,212
Oh, that.
Why would I help you?
664
00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:56,006
Because it's the right thing
to do!
You gotta do better than that.
665
00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:58,091
Okay, how about take revenge
on your son's betrayal
666
00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:00,260
and me not using your skull
as a personal porta potty.
667
00:37:00,344 --> 00:37:01,595
Sold.
668
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,808
Back in Austria, I was just
coming out of my coma.
669
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,019
Certain parts of me waking up
before others,
670
00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:11,980
thanks to one
fine looking fräulein.
671
00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:14,274
Oh.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
672
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,112
While at home,
Lionel was forced
to team up with The Man
673
00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:21,365
to uncover
Manson's evil scheme.
674
00:37:21,531 --> 00:37:24,409
This is it.
Our secret weapons lab.
675
00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:30,374
Whoa... Damn it.
676
00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,292
Man, we're too late.
677
00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:35,712
Your son is already using his
new fronts for his operations.
678
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,339
Oh, I have missed this place.
679
00:37:37,506 --> 00:37:40,092
You know, we were
the first evil organization
680
00:37:40,259 --> 00:37:42,636
to have our own
bio-weapons lab.
681
00:37:42,803 --> 00:37:46,056
The demented jackals
that raised you must have
been so proud.
682
00:37:46,223 --> 00:37:47,891
Oh yes, they were.
They were.
683
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,647
"Woke"?
Woke.
684
00:37:54,147 --> 00:37:56,942
That is the most
dangerous drug.
685
00:37:57,109 --> 00:38:00,362
It changes you.
Really? Show me.
686
00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:03,115
You expect me to take that?
It could kill me.
687
00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:04,658
Then you'll save me
the trouble.
688
00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,034
Now, take it.
689
00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:12,291
Not gonna... Give it to me.
690
00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:19,047
You good?
How do you feel?
691
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,093
I'm feeling good.
692
00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:24,344
Oh...
693
00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:26,722
Oh, I'm starting to care.
694
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:30,642
About hoop earrings,
cultural appropriation,
695
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,686
endangered sea turtles.
696
00:38:32,853 --> 00:38:34,271
Oh...
697
00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:39,443
Now I can sense that
my hatred for black people
is diminishing.
698
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:43,363
Come on,
let me give you a big hug!
Hell, no.
699
00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:44,740
Yeah.
Don't touch me.
700
00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,825
Black lives matter!
701
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:48,785
Black lives matter!
702
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,996
Hands up, don't shoot!
What the hell?
703
00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:53,582
Dang, Woke really works.
704
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:57,294
Attica! Attica! Attica!
705
00:38:57,586 --> 00:38:59,421
Yo, I'm gonna have to take me
a shot of this.
706
00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,807
Down by the riverside
707
00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:13,852
Flying high on Woke,
708
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:16,104
Lionel and The Man booked
a penthouse suite
709
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:17,981
at the finest hotel in town.
710
00:39:18,148 --> 00:39:20,400
Lionel using
his Brotherhood
expense account,
711
00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,819
which is how
the two were tracked down.
712
00:39:23,612 --> 00:39:26,490
I feel it.
Looking fly, my man.
713
00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:28,450
Back at ya, my ni...
714
00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:31,870
Reflex.
715
00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:37,501
Get down! Get down.
716
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:40,253
Get down, get down.
717
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:43,965
Stop it. Stop.
Stop it.
718
00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:47,386
Undercover Brother's brother,
we've been searching for you
for days.
719
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:48,804
Tell me, what's going on?
720
00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,514
Girl, nothing much.
721
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,058
Just chilling with my man,
The Man, over here.
722
00:39:53,225 --> 00:39:55,310
Oh, your man, The Man.
723
00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:59,356
This white supremacist
that has held down your people
for decades?
724
00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:01,900
Oh, you are too kind.
725
00:40:04,403 --> 00:40:06,488
Help me, I'm drowning...
I got you, I got you.
726
00:40:06,655 --> 00:40:08,657
...in a sea of chocolate.
I'll save you, I got you!
727
00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,495
Are you high?
Me?
728
00:40:13,662 --> 00:40:15,038
Him?
High?
729
00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:16,206
High?
Mmm-hmm.
730
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:19,376
Yeah.
Baby, I'm woke.
731
00:40:19,543 --> 00:40:21,378
Woke!
That's right.
732
00:40:21,545 --> 00:40:23,213
Yeah. He's woke.
733
00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:27,509
Here, try it
and you'll understand.
734
00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:29,428
Drink.
735
00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:32,472
Drink it. Drink it.
736
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:35,475
Swallow it, swallow it,
swallow it.
737
00:40:36,977 --> 00:40:39,771
I'm gonna lay down
My burdens
738
00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:42,190
Down by the riverside
739
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:44,401
Down by
Down by the riverside
740
00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:47,070
Down by
Down by the riverside
741
00:40:47,237 --> 00:40:50,115
I'm gonna lay down
My burdens
742
00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:52,242
Down by the riverside
743
00:40:52,409 --> 00:40:56,538
To study war no more
744
00:40:56,705 --> 00:41:00,709
Yeah! Shake that racist,
white moneymaker.
745
00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:01,918
Get low, get low.
746
00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:03,962
Hey, I don't get it, man.
747
00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:07,340
What's so bad about a virus
that make everybody woke,
anyway?
748
00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:10,051
Well, it's what comes
afterwards.
749
00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,429
Yes, while those on Woke
750
00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:14,306
started out bighearted
and caring...
751
00:41:14,473 --> 00:41:17,392
I feel your
heteronormative tone...
752
00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:21,980
They soon turn petty,
hyper-sensitive
and ultra-judgmental.
753
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:24,691
I feel that
your virulent feminism...
754
00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:27,944
Spending their time arguing
about insignificant bullshit.
755
00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:29,404
...oppressing men of color.
756
00:41:30,864 --> 00:41:33,700
Hey! Get a room! Get a room!
757
00:41:38,038 --> 00:41:39,831
Get a room! Get a room!
758
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,458
Yo...
759
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:44,920
Oh, man, my head hurts.
How long have
we been arguing?
760
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:46,755
Three days.
761
00:41:47,214 --> 00:41:49,549
And that was just
after one dose.
762
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,802
Oh, oh wait.
763
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:54,346
Excuse me, it's...
764
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,224
Yo, Brenda!
765
00:42:00,977 --> 00:42:01,978
Where you at?
766
00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:03,772
One dose of Woke
is like being
767
00:42:03,939 --> 00:42:07,067
socially conscious times
a thousand.
768
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:11,947
Turning normal liberalism
into ultra-hyper-sensitivity.
769
00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:14,074
But what's in it for Manson?
770
00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:26,169
Mmm... Woke is wack.
771
00:42:32,592 --> 00:42:36,179
You gotta drink it,
if you wanna think it!
772
00:42:38,348 --> 00:42:40,100
Pour one out for Whitney.
773
00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:44,062
We have nothing to lose...
but our minds!
774
00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:48,900
"White King Kong
ain't got shit on me!"
775
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,823
Come on guys,
that's Training Day.
776
00:42:57,701 --> 00:42:59,160
Manson.
777
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:05,917
I'll call the drywall guy.
778
00:43:07,961 --> 00:43:09,671
I have some news.
779
00:43:09,838 --> 00:43:13,466
Not bad news, is it?
I really can't handle
bad news right now.
780
00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:16,219
Mmm... Yeah, well.
781
00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:19,097
Daddy?
Yeah.
782
00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:20,265
With a black man?
783
00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:21,558
That's impossible.
784
00:43:21,725 --> 00:43:23,476
I know. He is so racist.
785
00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:26,438
It may mean the BROTHERHOOD
is on our trail.
786
00:43:27,564 --> 00:43:29,983
What is wrong
with those people?
787
00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:33,570
I don't know.
Why can't they just trust me
to know what's best for them?
788
00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:35,947
You know what?
789
00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:37,365
Everybody out!
790
00:43:37,866 --> 00:43:41,161
Party's over!
I need some me time! Me! Me!
791
00:43:41,328 --> 00:43:43,204
Manson was behind it all.
792
00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:46,333
Being amazing is so lonely.
793
00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:48,918
Running a nationwide Woke
distribution system.
794
00:43:49,085 --> 00:43:50,587
Teach me to love again.
795
00:43:50,754 --> 00:43:54,049
And now the fool was strung
out on Woke himself.
796
00:43:55,008 --> 00:43:59,971
The next step is figuring out
where Manson is manufacturing
the Woke.
797
00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:02,390
Undercover Brother's brother,
798
00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:05,268
this could mean the end
of America as we know it.
799
00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:08,396
Look.
Whenever I'm feeling lost,
800
00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:10,649
I always think
to myself WWUBDMF.
801
00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:13,234
What's that?
What Would Undercover
Brother Do, Mutha...
802
00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:15,528
Shut your mouth.
I'm talking about
Undercover Brother.
803
00:44:15,695 --> 00:44:18,198
Oh. I can dig it.
Dig that, yeah.
804
00:44:18,365 --> 00:44:21,618
Listen, great work with
the interrogation of The Man.
805
00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:23,745
Thanks.
Brought us right to his son.
806
00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:26,915
I think your brother would be
very proud of you.
807
00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:45,975
You asked...
Jesus!
808
00:44:46,810 --> 00:44:48,520
...what would Undercover
Brother do?
809
00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:52,440
I'd launch
a full-scale investigation...
810
00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:54,317
on them titties.
811
00:44:54,401 --> 00:44:56,695
Boy, please, she would never
go for a guy like me.
No, now. No.
812
00:44:57,112 --> 00:44:58,822
Now, you listen to me.
813
00:44:59,406 --> 00:45:00,490
You right, you right.
814
00:45:00,657 --> 00:45:02,367
I ask you,
815
00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:04,619
where is the brotherhood?
816
00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:06,204
What're you talking about?
t's eight blocks south
like always.
817
00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:07,872
I'm not talking about
the BROTHERHOOD,
ass-bucket.
818
00:45:07,956 --> 00:45:09,249
I'm talking
about the brotherhood.
819
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:10,834
Huh?
Sense of community,
820
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,044
fighting
in this thing together.
821
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:16,881
Back in the day,
we didn't have much,
822
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:18,675
but we did have
each other's backs.
823
00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:22,387
Dude, I don't know what
to tell you, man.
The world's more divided now.
824
00:45:22,554 --> 00:45:25,432
Which is why we need to pull
together now more than ever.
825
00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:28,226
I mean, do you got any advice
on finding Manson?
826
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,771
Follow the money.
827
00:45:32,731 --> 00:45:34,566
But, what does that mean,
"follow the money"?
828
00:45:34,733 --> 00:45:36,317
Can you give me more...
Hell if I know.
829
00:45:36,484 --> 00:45:37,694
Saw it in a movie one time.
830
00:45:37,861 --> 00:45:39,738
What movie?
What are you talking about?
831
00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:41,614
I think it was Deep Throat.
Deep Throat?
832
00:45:41,781 --> 00:45:43,908
Dude, this is not helping me
at all! You're not helping.
833
00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:45,577
Well, fine.
Don't follow the money, then.
834
00:45:45,744 --> 00:45:47,579
I don't give a rat's ass.
835
00:45:47,746 --> 00:45:50,498
Damn, can't even get
a little brotherhood
from my own little brother.
836
00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:53,126
I'm out.
That's it?
837
00:45:53,293 --> 00:45:56,004
That's all the advice...
That's all the advice I get?
838
00:45:56,629 --> 00:45:58,506
We've checked every lead.
839
00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:01,301
Manson and his crew
are completely off the grid.
840
00:46:01,468 --> 00:46:02,510
Suggestions.
841
00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:06,139
Got that one hitter quitter.
842
00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:10,185
Come on, Chief!
843
00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:12,270
You're stopping me
from being great!
844
00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:14,522
VoilĂ !
845
00:46:16,608 --> 00:46:18,693
What?
VoilĂ .
846
00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:22,489
In French it translates
to "there it is," but here
its colloquial meaning...
847
00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:23,948
We know what "voilĂ " means!
848
00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:26,284
She's asking
what are you
voilĂ !-ing about?
849
00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:30,330
Oh. I've completed a spectral
analysis of the Woke sample.
850
00:46:31,206 --> 00:46:32,916
One of the elements
I isolated...
851
00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:34,667
is highly unusual.
852
00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:36,669
Migale stercore.
853
00:46:37,170 --> 00:46:38,421
In English.
854
00:46:38,922 --> 00:46:40,340
Ferret shit.
855
00:46:40,507 --> 00:46:41,758
Damn!
Damn, brother.
856
00:46:41,925 --> 00:46:43,384
That's disgusting.
857
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,053
But that explains your breath.
858
00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:47,180
So, I drank ferret shit?
859
00:46:47,347 --> 00:46:49,599
Hashtag gross.
860
00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:51,559
Okay, look, y'all need
to calm down, all right?
861
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:56,147
What we do know is,
whoever's cooking Woke
has a pet ferret.
862
00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:57,899
Nice.
863
00:46:58,942 --> 00:47:01,820
Oh, come on, Brenda,
don't do me like that.
864
00:47:02,904 --> 00:47:04,823
Albino wino, we need to talk.
Whoa!
865
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,784
Can't a man
and his woman have
a little privacy?
866
00:47:07,951 --> 00:47:11,246
When you were running the lab,
did anybody have a pet ferret?
Pet ferret?
867
00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:13,957
There was a lab tech named
Clifford Wayne.
868
00:47:14,123 --> 00:47:16,125
I think he did have
a pet ferret.
869
00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:17,627
Why do you a...
870
00:47:18,962 --> 00:47:21,089
What? A threesome?
871
00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:23,007
With him?
872
00:47:24,551 --> 00:47:26,177
You disgust me.
873
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:39,315
We're here for our pickup.
874
00:47:40,650 --> 00:47:41,776
Mister Bun.
875
00:47:55,957 --> 00:47:57,292
Manson's lab.
876
00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:00,086
I shouldn't be here.
I'm not a kill guy,
877
00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:01,170
I'm a "get" killed guy.
878
00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:04,215
No, you'll be fine.
Guaranteed.
879
00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:06,426
Hey, hold on, hold on.
I think something's
going down.
880
00:48:06,593 --> 00:48:09,637
I gotta tell ya,
I am excited to get my hands
on your package.
881
00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:12,098
Let me pull it out for you.
882
00:48:12,265 --> 00:48:13,266
I love
the sound of that.
883
00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:15,977
Oh, boy, that is much
larger than I anticipated.
884
00:48:16,144 --> 00:48:18,104
Maybe I should get
a closer look.
885
00:48:18,271 --> 00:48:19,439
No, no, we good,
we good.
886
00:48:19,606 --> 00:48:21,524
Time to shoot?
Quiet!
887
00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:23,943
Oh, damn, my Bluetooth.
888
00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:26,404
Goddamn!
889
00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:27,864
Oh, shoot!
Finally!
890
00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:30,658
Yippee-ki-yay, mother suckers!
891
00:48:33,661 --> 00:48:35,288
This is not your baby!
892
00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:40,710
They're shooting!
893
00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:43,087
They're scattering! Shoot 'em!
894
00:48:45,632 --> 00:48:46,841
Cover me.
895
00:48:55,892 --> 00:48:57,268
Harvard Brother?
896
00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:58,728
Don't talk to me, I'm dead.
897
00:48:59,145 --> 00:49:00,563
Reload!
898
00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:05,318
Oh, crap!
899
00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:10,031
My eyes!
What is this?
900
00:49:10,198 --> 00:49:11,532
Emotional tear gas.
901
00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:13,701
It breaks down a person's...
902
00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:16,829
defense mechanisms.
903
00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:22,919
I use sarcasm to hide
the negative things
I think about you all.
904
00:49:23,086 --> 00:49:24,837
I'm sorry I whispered
so harshly.
905
00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:27,882
It's just that this is
a vital mission
and all y'all f'ed it up.
906
00:49:28,049 --> 00:49:29,175
Group hug?
907
00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:30,551
I'm gonna keep my gun on
908
00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:32,553
'cause I don't trust
none of you mother...
909
00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:35,056
You so fine,
I just wanna
give it to you.
910
00:49:35,223 --> 00:49:36,766
Come give it to me.
I'ma give it to you!
911
00:49:36,933 --> 00:49:39,268
I'ma give it to you!
Pressure points.
Rub my nipple.
912
00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:42,605
Rub my nipple,
rub my nipple.
Yeah, yeah.
913
00:49:47,110 --> 00:49:48,695
They should've been
back by now.
914
00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:52,532
I hate waiting!
915
00:49:56,703 --> 00:50:00,039
Oops! Sorry.
916
00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:02,333
Though I gotta say,
I do feel better.
917
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,002
Weird how that is,
isn't it?
918
00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:08,923
I guess I could find a hobby
like yoga or origami, but...
919
00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:11,926
why mess with something
that's working?
920
00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:13,970
Finally!
921
00:50:15,263 --> 00:50:20,143
I cannot emphasize enough
how much that hat is not
working for me right now.
922
00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:23,730
What? I like it. I thought
it looked militant like
the Black Panthers.
923
00:50:23,896 --> 00:50:25,690
You look like
a French child molester.
924
00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:28,776
Now, tell me about the Woke!
925
00:50:28,943 --> 00:50:31,946
Well, I'll tell you,
but you have to promise not
to overreact.
926
00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:35,158
Moi? Overreact?
927
00:50:35,491 --> 00:50:37,285
Mmm.
You think I overreact?
928
00:50:37,452 --> 00:50:39,704
Oh, God!
929
00:50:39,871 --> 00:50:41,164
Antonio!
Oh!
930
00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:43,666
Yeah, that was a...
931
00:50:43,833 --> 00:50:45,209
a bit of an overreaction,
yes, sir.
932
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:46,627
That was an accident.
933
00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:48,504
Besides,
nobody liked that guy anyway.
934
00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:50,757
Straw poll, he was annoying,
am I right?
935
00:50:50,923 --> 00:50:53,259
Don't encourage him.
See, they agree with me.
936
00:50:53,426 --> 00:50:55,595
What are you do...
937
00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:57,680
Oh, well.
938
00:50:58,222 --> 00:51:00,558
Okay. That one was on me.
939
00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:04,062
But you know what they say,
sometimes to make an omelet,
you have to shoot a few eggs.
940
00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:06,064
Nobody says that.
Anyway, tell me
what happened.
941
00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:08,733
We went to pick up the Woke,
but the BROTHERHOOD
was already there.
942
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:11,235
The freaking BROTHERHOOD.
Yeah.
The freaking BROTHERHOOD?
943
00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,404
How is that possible?
Who messed up?
944
00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:15,323
Don't shoot!
945
00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:21,037
So you failed
to get the Woke?
946
00:51:21,204 --> 00:51:24,540
Yeah. Yeah, and they killed
Clifford, our supplier.
947
00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:25,833
He got killed
in the crossfire.
948
00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:27,835
He's a nice guy,
we should send
his wife a card.
949
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,504
He was killed?
Yeah.
950
00:51:29,587 --> 00:51:32,006
How is that poss...
Holy crap!
951
00:51:32,173 --> 00:51:33,382
This is worse
than I imagined!
952
00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:40,056
But, but, but we can fix it!
We can fix it!
953
00:51:40,223 --> 00:51:42,683
We have a crew member
with connections
to a Russian supplier,
954
00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:45,144
that makes an even stronger
strain of Woke.
955
00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:46,938
Stronger?
Yes, sir.
956
00:51:47,105 --> 00:51:49,941
You mean, like, super Woke.
957
00:51:50,108 --> 00:51:51,859
They call it
"Woke As Fuck."
958
00:51:52,193 --> 00:51:53,402
That's what's up.
959
00:51:55,196 --> 00:51:56,739
Okay, Manson...
960
00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,325
hold it together.
961
00:51:59,492 --> 00:52:01,577
Switching to Woke AF could be
the perfect move.
962
00:52:01,661 --> 00:52:05,248
Look at the vial half full,
not half empty.
963
00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:09,043
Oh, I'm still so angry
right now, I just...
964
00:52:09,127 --> 00:52:13,089
Hey, maybe...
I have to just let off
a little bit of steam.
965
00:52:13,256 --> 00:52:15,633
Oh, God! Oh!
966
00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:19,720
Shit.
967
00:52:21,931 --> 00:52:23,266
Poof.
968
00:52:24,142 --> 00:52:26,477
Let's set up that meeting
with that Russian supplier.
969
00:52:26,561 --> 00:52:28,896
Who's the crew member
with the connections?
970
00:52:32,692 --> 00:52:35,570
Toby.
Toby? I'm gonna
need you to wake up.
971
00:52:36,028 --> 00:52:39,490
I'm very sorry for what I did!
Please don't leave us, Toby!
972
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:42,952
Who was the
connection, Toby?
Was it Putin?
973
00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:03,389
Why'd you smack yourself?
974
00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:06,392
Just trying to make sure
this is really happening.
975
00:53:07,018 --> 00:53:08,227
Oh, this is really happening.
976
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:12,023
Why? Uh-huh.
I don't know.
977
00:53:13,733 --> 00:53:15,318
Kiss me stupid.
978
00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:30,374
Awkward.
979
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:35,546
Look. We all said things
we regret.
980
00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:38,758
I have intimacy issues.
981
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:42,261
But what's important is that
we move on together.
982
00:53:42,637 --> 00:53:43,804
I concur completely!
983
00:53:44,222 --> 00:53:45,765
Well, then it must be
all right.
984
00:53:45,932 --> 00:53:48,559
If Mr. "I'm Better Than
Everyone Else" concurs.
985
00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:51,812
I act as if I'm no better than
the rest of you
986
00:53:51,979 --> 00:53:53,731
when I know for a fact...
987
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:56,317
that I am.
988
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,319
Back off, black
wanna-but-never-will-be.
989
00:53:58,486 --> 00:53:59,737
Join a step team!
990
00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:02,823
I don't step.
Obvious.
991
00:54:02,990 --> 00:54:04,992
You don't step!
You're white!
992
00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:06,911
Take it back!
I can't take it back.
993
00:54:07,078 --> 00:54:09,664
Sit down, I got it.
What you mean, sit down?
994
00:54:09,830 --> 00:54:12,083
Why are you getting up
in there?
Why are you getting up in...
995
00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:14,293
Unattainable Sistah,
you ain't that unattainable.
996
00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:17,922
At Harvard!
Why're you wearing a bow tie
and you're not Muslim?
997
00:54:18,089 --> 00:54:20,549
Hashtag you can't,
hashtag you won't,
998
00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:22,343
hashtag you wish!
Hashtag you want this!
999
00:54:22,510 --> 00:54:25,596
I met Al Sharpton at
the airport in Milwaukee
when he was fat.
1000
00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:27,098
You can't
talk to me like that!
1001
00:54:27,265 --> 00:54:29,976
I went to the BLM march,
by myself, twice!
1002
00:54:30,059 --> 00:54:32,937
- Hashtag hell, no!
- Excuse me!
1003
00:54:33,104 --> 00:54:34,647
Excuse me.
1004
00:54:36,399 --> 00:54:39,318
Sorry I'm late,
I was held up
doing some things.
1005
00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:41,904
Yeah, me too,
but something completely
different.
1006
00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:43,322
Nothing related to...
1007
00:54:43,489 --> 00:54:45,992
So, last night
was a disaster.
1008
00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:48,703
But we still managed
to screw up Manson's
supply chain.
1009
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:52,373
That ain't the only thing got
screwed last night,
now, is it?
1010
00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:53,457
He's right.
1011
00:54:53,541 --> 00:54:56,168
We also blew our chances
to arrest Manson's crew.
1012
00:54:56,252 --> 00:54:58,879
Something else got blown
last night, too,
now, didn't it?
1013
00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:01,507
The situation's getting worse.
1014
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:04,885
Reports of liberal
on liberal violence
continue to pour in.
1015
00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:07,054
Minneapolis. Marina del Rey.
1016
00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:08,931
Wait. I've seen
this map before.
1017
00:55:09,098 --> 00:55:10,725
Yeah, it's called
the "United States."
1018
00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:12,810
No, fool, I'm talking about
the same points
1019
00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:14,603
on this map
I've seen before.
1020
00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:17,064
Yo, can you pull up
that viral video of me
and them two girls?
1021
00:55:17,148 --> 00:55:18,149
Yeah.
1022
00:55:18,232 --> 00:55:20,359
- All right, there it is. Yeah.
- Pull out,
1023
00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:23,446
and tighten on this area
right here. That's it!
1024
00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:27,158
The violent outbreaks
match the locations
of the Resistance Brews.
1025
00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:31,704
Which means it must be
a front for Manson to use
to distribute the Woke.
1026
00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:37,501
We need direct evidence
linking Manson and the
Resistance Brews to the Woke.
1027
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:40,338
Send me inside.
Undercover.
1028
00:55:40,421 --> 00:55:43,007
Seem like she already
sent you inside
1029
00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:45,509
under some covers,
now, didn't she?
1030
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:49,388
Shut up, man, please.
1031
00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,644
Look,
last night was a mistake,
1032
00:55:55,811 --> 00:55:57,563
and we're in
a make-or-break case
1033
00:55:57,730 --> 00:55:59,732
and we can't put
our personal feelings
ahead of...
1034
00:55:59,899 --> 00:56:01,317
Yes, I completely agree.
1035
00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:05,321
I told you all
they was doing it!
1036
00:56:05,488 --> 00:56:07,531
I feel like I'm watching
Stella Got Her Groove Back 2.
1037
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:09,283
Yeah. But I hate sequels.
1038
00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:11,660
I guess she likes
big thumbs, too.
1039
00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:15,206
Becoming a hipster
should not be taken lightly.
1040
00:56:15,373 --> 00:56:18,417
I've seen way too many
make the change
and never come back.
1041
00:56:21,754 --> 00:56:23,464
I don't care. I'm ready.
1042
00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:25,883
Make me a hipster.
Fine.
1043
00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:28,803
But may God have mercy
on my soul.
1044
00:56:28,969 --> 00:56:30,513
Hipster conversion test
number one.
1045
00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:32,264
Steak or shamburger?
1046
00:56:32,431 --> 00:56:34,725
Steak?
Man, don't mind if I do.
1047
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:37,311
Son of a bitch, man!
1048
00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:39,188
What was that for?
Wrong choice.
1049
00:56:39,355 --> 00:56:41,857
Hipsters love
animals too much
to eat them.
1050
00:56:42,024 --> 00:56:44,068
Next question.
Would you like some greens?
1051
00:56:44,235 --> 00:56:46,570
What?
Collard greens.
Would you like some?
1052
00:56:47,321 --> 00:56:50,157
Greens are considered ghetto,
so, my answer's no?
1053
00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:55,162
Failed. Collard greens
have become a hipster staple.
1054
00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:57,832
Right along with kale.
What the hell is kale?
1055
00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:01,293
Thanks for asking.
1056
00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:05,047
Next up. Aretha Franklin or...
All right, I'ma stop you
right there.
1057
00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:07,049
Okay? 'Cause that's a trick
question, all right?
1058
00:57:07,216 --> 00:57:09,385
Ain't nobody gonna choose crap
over the Queen of Soul.
1059
00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:13,264
Becoming a hipster's
not about quality.
1060
00:57:13,431 --> 00:57:15,516
It's about irony.
Oh, yeah?
1061
00:57:15,683 --> 00:57:17,309
Well, I got some irony
for your ass.
1062
00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:22,731
I hoped it wouldn't come
to this,
1063
00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:24,900
but you left me no choice.
1064
00:57:25,526 --> 00:57:29,155
Oh, God! Oh, God!
1065
00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:30,573
What is this?
1066
00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:34,452
La La Land.
Complete,
undiluted hipster-ism.
1067
00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,537
Make it stop! Make it stop!
1068
00:57:36,704 --> 00:57:40,458
Hipster overload!
Be strong, brother!
1069
00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:42,042
Be strong!
1070
00:57:43,461 --> 00:57:45,087
Awesome.
1071
00:57:45,504 --> 00:57:48,799
So, Lionel went undercover
at Resistance Brews
1072
00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:52,470
to expose the link
between Manson and the Woke.
1073
00:57:52,553 --> 00:57:56,223
Damn, I can't believe
they shut down Club Hood
for this.
1074
00:57:56,390 --> 00:57:59,268
How much Maroon 5
can one man take?
1075
00:58:01,479 --> 00:58:04,899
Um, wow.
Awesome customer loyalty.
1076
00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:08,444
Yeah, it's like
once people try our brew
they become addicted.
1077
00:58:08,611 --> 00:58:12,448
Yeah, I heard this place uses
fair trade coffee so it's kind
of like a way of giving back.
1078
00:58:12,615 --> 00:58:14,158
Totally.
Yeah.
1079
00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:16,952
Totally. Awesome.
1080
00:58:19,747 --> 00:58:20,915
You gonna order or what?
1081
00:58:21,081 --> 00:58:23,417
Yeah, I'll have a latte.
Okay.
1082
00:58:23,584 --> 00:58:24,668
That'll be $28.
1083
00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,879
Hey, man, $28
for some damn coffee?
1084
00:58:29,048 --> 00:58:31,342
Unless, you don't think
the labors
1085
00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:34,845
of the indigenous peoples
of Antigua are worth it.
1086
00:58:35,638 --> 00:58:38,182
'Course not,
I don't think that at all.
1087
00:58:38,349 --> 00:58:40,267
What was your name?
1088
00:58:40,434 --> 00:58:41,769
Phoenix.
1089
00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:44,897
As Lionel's training
continued,
1090
00:58:45,064 --> 00:58:46,774
I was in a fight of my own.
1091
00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:54,281
Oh, yeah.
1092
00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:56,951
Oh, yeah, baby.
1093
00:58:57,034 --> 00:58:58,202
Oh, yeah.
1094
00:58:58,285 --> 00:58:59,828
Hey.
1095
00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:02,873
I just moved my arm.
1096
00:59:03,541 --> 00:59:04,875
I just moved my...
1097
00:59:05,459 --> 00:59:07,127
And I'm talking.
1098
00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:11,048
I'm talking about talking
which I could not do before
but now I can.
1099
00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:15,219
Oh.
Hey, Doc.
1100
00:59:15,386 --> 00:59:16,845
Your nurse just cured me!
1101
00:59:17,179 --> 00:59:19,473
You sack of shit!
That's my wife!
1102
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:20,849
I'm sorry, Doc.
1103
00:59:21,016 --> 00:59:22,977
Your wife just cured
my paralysis.
1104
00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:26,480
Hey. Be cool, Jack.
1105
00:59:26,647 --> 00:59:29,400
I am going to teach you
a lesson
1106
00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:32,194
you will not soon forget,
you ni...
1107
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,907
Reflex. Later, sucker.
1108
00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:38,867
Call me, baby.
1109
00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:40,286
Penis.
1110
00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:43,038
I've got a latte for Penis.
1111
00:59:43,205 --> 00:59:46,625
Is there a Penis
in the house?
1112
00:59:46,709 --> 00:59:48,627
Penis! Your...
1113
00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:51,505
It's not Penis,
it's Phoenix.
1114
00:59:52,131 --> 00:59:53,424
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm
1115
01:00:04,393 --> 01:00:05,728
Annoying Ho.
1116
01:00:05,894 --> 01:00:08,022
I have one for
the Annoying Ho.
1117
01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:09,732
It is Anita Jo.
1118
01:00:09,898 --> 01:00:11,692
That outfit,
I don't even know.
Mmm-hmm.
1119
01:00:11,859 --> 01:00:13,986
Give me this.
Go. Annoying Ho.
1120
01:00:14,153 --> 01:00:15,821
Anita Jo.
Whatever it is.
1121
01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:19,158
Yeah, I know!
Really?
1122
01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:29,585
Sorry, dude.
Watch where
you're going, idiot.
1123
01:00:39,011 --> 01:00:41,972
Manson's headquarters
entrance located.
1124
01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:48,228
"Hidden camera planted."
1125
01:01:14,797 --> 01:01:16,256
Nasty.
1126
01:01:19,385 --> 01:01:20,386
There you are.
1127
01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:21,679
Oh, God.
1128
01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:24,765
I want an update
on the Woke AF, ASAP!
1129
01:01:24,932 --> 01:01:26,684
I'm picking up the shipment
at midnight.
1130
01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:30,729
And then bring a case to me.
I gotta get Woke,
you know, AF!
1131
01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:32,773
Gotta! Gotta! Gotta!
1132
01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:35,150
Gotta! Gotta! Gotta!
1133
01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:37,528
It's all over my pants.
Oh! My mistake.
1134
01:01:37,695 --> 01:01:41,573
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'll see you tonight
with the Woke AF!
1135
01:01:43,075 --> 01:01:44,576
Hey.
Hey.
1136
01:01:50,124 --> 01:01:52,251
Sixteen...
1137
01:01:52,918 --> 01:01:54,420
nine,
1138
01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:57,089
Forty-two...
Should've written it down,
brother.
1139
01:01:57,256 --> 01:01:59,007
Damn it, would you
stop doing that?
1140
01:01:59,174 --> 01:02:02,302
Always remember, Lionel,
all we got is ourselves.
1141
01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:04,388
Not the pigs,
not the government.
1142
01:02:04,555 --> 01:02:06,849
Our only route
to justice is just us.
1143
01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:09,977
We keep catching hell
and catching hell, which is...
Would you just stop, okay?
1144
01:02:10,144 --> 01:02:11,979
'Cause you're not helping
right now, all right?
1145
01:02:12,146 --> 01:02:14,273
Look, why don't you
just go back to where
you came from?
1146
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,108
Now that's just hurtful.
1147
01:02:16,275 --> 01:02:18,736
Besides, I come from you.
I'm a figment
of your imagination.
1148
01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:21,405
Wait. This is all in my head,
like this...
1149
01:02:21,572 --> 01:02:24,950
Well, I'm more an aftereffect
of that line drive you took
to the head in Little League.
1150
01:02:25,117 --> 01:02:26,326
But, yeah.
1151
01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:29,329
Now focus.
You can do this.
1152
01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:30,914
Who am I kidding?
1153
01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:33,000
Seventeen...
Eighty-six, thirty-one, four.
1154
01:02:33,167 --> 01:02:34,710
Damn.
1155
01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:41,341
Gonna get your ass, Manson.
1156
01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:13,540
Got you, got you, got you.
1157
01:03:17,211 --> 01:03:18,796
Double the trouble, baby.
1158
01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:20,464
Oh, boy.
1159
01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:25,761
Daddy?
Yes,
it was The Man who set up
1160
01:03:25,928 --> 01:03:28,347
this double-double
double-cross
from the very beginning,
1161
01:03:28,514 --> 01:03:31,099
disguising himself
as a drunken bum
1162
01:03:31,183 --> 01:03:34,686
in order to lure Manson
into a false
sense of security,
1163
01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:38,190
then using the BROTHERHOOD
to flush out
his own son's location.
1164
01:03:38,357 --> 01:03:41,235
It's pretty complicated,
but just take my word for it.
1165
01:03:41,401 --> 01:03:43,987
It's hella clever
and totally makes sense.
1166
01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:46,824
Bottom line, hot damn,
it's The Man.
1167
01:03:46,949 --> 01:03:48,242
Drop your weapon!
1168
01:03:48,450 --> 01:03:50,994
This was supposed
to be my moment of triumph!
1169
01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:53,497
Why do you ruin everything?
1170
01:03:53,664 --> 01:03:55,666
I hate you, I hate you!
1171
01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:58,126
Tough titties, sucker.
Hey, hey!
Whoa, whoa, man.
1172
01:03:58,293 --> 01:04:01,964
I wouldn't drink that
if I were you.
Yes, it's 100% pure.
1173
01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:04,091
It's undiluted.
It'll kill you, son!
1174
01:04:05,843 --> 01:04:08,595
Don't "son" me.
1175
01:04:08,929 --> 01:04:12,099
And I can handle my Woke. See?
1176
01:04:13,809 --> 01:04:15,185
Oh, boy.
1177
01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:24,945
Oh, hell, no!
1178
01:04:33,704 --> 01:04:35,372
Wow...
1179
01:04:35,539 --> 01:04:37,541
That was sublime.
1180
01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:40,085
And you thought
it would kill...
1181
01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,421
Oh.
1182
01:04:50,304 --> 01:04:53,098
My condolences.
Thank you.
1183
01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:58,478
My son may have been
a drug-addled homicidal
sociopath...
1184
01:05:00,022 --> 01:05:01,231
But at least he wasn't gay.
1185
01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:05,193
All right.
1186
01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:08,322
It's over, The Man.
You're done.
1187
01:05:08,488 --> 01:05:13,368
You know, I might agree
with you except for one thing.
1188
01:05:14,202 --> 01:05:15,871
This Woke AF...
1189
01:05:16,038 --> 01:05:19,374
I happened to grab
in all the excitement.
1190
01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:22,419
Hmm?
Ow, it stings! Ow!
1191
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:24,755
Ow!
That's how you know
it's working.
1192
01:05:24,922 --> 01:05:26,131
My eyes...
1193
01:05:26,632 --> 01:05:28,967
Agh! Ow!
1194
01:05:29,134 --> 01:05:30,469
It's like lava tears.
1195
01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,305
Excuse me.
1196
01:05:34,014 --> 01:05:38,560
I have a racist empire
to rebuild.
1197
01:05:40,187 --> 01:05:41,897
Rest in pieces, son.
1198
01:05:42,356 --> 01:05:43,899
Everything's beautiful.
1199
01:05:44,524 --> 01:05:46,026
I'm beautiful.
1200
01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:50,364
Say it loud!
I'm black and I'm proud!
1201
01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:52,950
Let me tell you
something, okay?
See, look. I am sexy!
1202
01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:55,577
I was sexy back in the day,
and I'm still sexy now.
1203
01:05:55,744 --> 01:06:01,041
You know, when you think about
slavery for 400 years?
1204
01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:04,795
400 years!
That sounded like a choice!
1205
01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:08,882
Die, white devils, die!
1206
01:06:09,049 --> 01:06:10,592
Black, and I'm...
1207
01:06:30,946 --> 01:06:33,365
What happened?
Take it easy, easy, easy.
1208
01:06:33,532 --> 01:06:34,992
Don't try and sit up yet,
just wait.
1209
01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:37,744
You had a real bad trip
1210
01:06:37,828 --> 01:06:39,538
but you're coming
out of it good.
1211
01:06:39,997 --> 01:06:42,165
That was so intense.
1212
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:43,500
Sorry.
1213
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:46,628
I was seeing some really bad
hallucinations.
1214
01:06:48,422 --> 01:06:51,049
Those all weren't
hallucinations.
1215
01:06:51,842 --> 01:06:53,176
What?
1216
01:06:57,973 --> 01:07:01,226
You know,
when you think about slavery
1217
01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:03,687
for 400 years?
Yo, is that me
at the Capitol Building?
1218
01:07:03,854 --> 01:07:05,022
400 years!
Yeah.
1219
01:07:05,188 --> 01:07:07,357
Screaming...
Die, white devils, die!
1220
01:07:09,901 --> 01:07:11,528
"Racist rant at Capitol."
1221
01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:13,780
Forty million views.
1222
01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:16,283
Wait, what about The Man?
1223
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:21,705
He got away with the Woke,
and he's taken over all the
Resistance Brews locations.
1224
01:07:21,872 --> 01:07:23,206
Announcing Blak Coffee.
1225
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:24,583
At Blak Coffee,
1226
01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:27,169
it's all about unity
and community.
1227
01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:29,671
Oh, and also making
one badass cup of joe.
1228
01:07:29,755 --> 01:07:32,674
And with 200 locations
coming soon,
1229
01:07:32,841 --> 01:07:35,343
there'll surely be
a Blak Coffee coming
to a hood near you.
1230
01:07:35,427 --> 01:07:37,804
Once you go Blak,
you never go back.
1231
01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:40,432
Lionel,
he's targeting our people.
1232
01:07:50,275 --> 01:07:51,943
Hey, hey, what're you doing?
1233
01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:54,780
Listen, The Man is flooding
every hood in America
with Woke.
1234
01:07:54,946 --> 01:07:56,156
The BROTHERHOOD
has to stop him.
1235
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:57,824
That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
1236
01:07:57,991 --> 01:07:59,951
There is no
BROTHERHOOD anymore.
1237
01:08:01,036 --> 01:08:04,873
After what happened
at the Capitol,
our backers cut our funding.
1238
01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:07,626
Look around.
1239
01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:09,795
This is it.
1240
01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:21,389
Soon, The Man
would have Woke AF
1241
01:08:21,556 --> 01:08:24,684
sweeping through every
black community in America.
1242
01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:27,270
And there was no BROTHERHOOD
to stop him.
1243
01:08:28,313 --> 01:08:29,815
What it is,
little brother?
1244
01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:35,695
Man, get away
from me, a'ight?
1245
01:08:36,321 --> 01:08:39,616
I'm not about to be lectured
by a figment of my imagination
right now.
1246
01:08:40,659 --> 01:08:43,870
Uh, say, brother,
did you just
call me a figment?
1247
01:08:45,831 --> 01:08:47,666
Man, you heard me!
1248
01:08:47,749 --> 01:08:51,753
Dig here. I just spent
the last five days getting
here from Austria.
1249
01:08:51,837 --> 01:08:54,131
I couldn't find
a pay phone anywhere
1250
01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:57,467
and I had to stow away
on a ship carrying
those little tiny sausages.
1251
01:08:57,968 --> 01:08:59,636
So, I'm uptight,
1252
01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:01,221
everything is weird,
1253
01:09:01,388 --> 01:09:03,265
and I'm in no mood
for your jive.
1254
01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:05,392
Do you hear me?
Hey, man, I'm not playing.
1255
01:09:05,559 --> 01:09:07,894
Get outta here,
or I'm kicking
your ethereal ass.
1256
01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:11,064
Ethereal? I don't even know
what that means.
1257
01:09:17,571 --> 01:09:18,655
Oh!
1258
01:09:20,532 --> 01:09:22,909
You okay now?
Uh-huh. Never better.
1259
01:09:23,952 --> 01:09:26,538
Yo, it is you!
You back, baby!
1260
01:09:26,705 --> 01:09:28,999
Oh baby! You back!
1261
01:09:29,166 --> 01:09:31,042
You back! Ah!
1262
01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:33,420
After Lionel's dancing,
he clued me in on
1263
01:09:33,587 --> 01:09:35,505
what was really going down
at the BROTHERHOOD.
1264
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,132
Holy shit!
1265
01:09:38,091 --> 01:09:40,343
Holy, holy, holy shit!
1266
01:09:42,721 --> 01:09:44,139
Sixteen years?
1267
01:09:44,306 --> 01:09:46,016
Yeah, it's, it's bad.
1268
01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:48,393
Bad? Your Go Funk Yourself
record was bad.
1269
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:49,811
With the ladies
1270
01:09:49,978 --> 01:09:51,688
This is catastrophic.
1271
01:09:53,190 --> 01:09:54,274
I mean...
1272
01:09:55,025 --> 01:09:56,401
real talk, bro?
1273
01:09:56,568 --> 01:09:58,945
I just feel like
I let you down.
1274
01:10:00,447 --> 01:10:01,698
It's not you, brother.
1275
01:10:02,824 --> 01:10:06,453
It's this 500 years
of oppression just keeps
on keeping on.
1276
01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:09,122
Yo, what we gonna do?
1277
01:10:10,415 --> 01:10:12,250
You know exactly
what we gonna do.
1278
01:10:13,627 --> 01:10:15,837
Hey, look, I held onto this
for inspiration,
so you know...
1279
01:10:16,004 --> 01:10:17,589
No, no, no.
I didn't mean to take...
1280
01:10:18,173 --> 01:10:19,716
You hold onto that.
1281
01:10:19,883 --> 01:10:21,593
We gonna need it a lot more.
1282
01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:26,264
Sixteen years?
Yeah.
1283
01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:30,560
Is child support retroactive?
I think it is.
1284
01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:32,479
Goddamn!
Yeah.
1285
01:10:44,783 --> 01:10:46,660
Anyone know
what this is about?
1286
01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:50,538
Undercover Brother's brother
called and asked
for all of us to be here.
1287
01:11:08,682 --> 01:11:11,393
Oh, my God.
That fro is perfect.
1288
01:11:11,559 --> 01:11:13,270
Undercover Brother.
It's him.
1289
01:11:14,104 --> 01:11:15,355
Oh...
1290
01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:22,654
It's good to be home.
1291
01:11:22,821 --> 01:11:26,283
Brother, meet the agents
of the BROTHERHOOD.
1292
01:11:26,408 --> 01:11:30,245
Harvard Brother.
1293
01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:32,372
my brother.
1294
01:11:32,539 --> 01:11:33,665
Sarcastic Brother.
1295
01:11:33,832 --> 01:11:35,333
It's an honor to meet you.
1296
01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:39,462
And I'm being totally sincere
even though my voice
sounds like I'm not.
1297
01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:41,631
Well, I'm happy to meet you,
1298
01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:46,553
although my face might
look like I might punch you
in your face at any second.
1299
01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:50,265
Not today.
1300
01:11:50,682 --> 01:11:52,559
Unattainable Sistah.
Not...
1301
01:11:53,143 --> 01:11:55,895
unattainable for you.
1302
01:11:56,354 --> 01:11:59,399
Go ahead, now. Yeah.
1303
01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:01,318
Militant Brother.
1304
01:12:09,284 --> 01:12:12,579
And last, but certainly
not least, Chief Honey.
1305
01:12:14,122 --> 01:12:16,249
Say, brother,
is that that chick you were
talking about?
1306
01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:19,085
That's her.
You mean that was the one that
was doing tricks and stuff.
1307
01:12:19,252 --> 01:12:20,712
Oh, yeah. Go on.
1308
01:12:22,130 --> 01:12:25,342
Now, I called you
all here today
for one reason.
1309
01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:26,718
And that's to take down
The Man.
1310
01:12:26,885 --> 01:12:28,595
How?
We've been decommissioned.
1311
01:12:29,054 --> 01:12:30,472
We're not the BROTHERHOOD
anymore.
1312
01:12:30,638 --> 01:12:34,351
Listen,
we may not be the BROTHERHOOD,
1313
01:12:34,517 --> 01:12:37,145
but we are still
a brotherhood.
1314
01:12:37,604 --> 01:12:40,815
That has been our greatest
source of strength all along.
1315
01:12:40,899 --> 01:12:42,942
We don't need a commission
to tell us what's right.
1316
01:12:43,109 --> 01:12:44,986
Damn it, we know what's right!
1317
01:12:45,445 --> 01:12:48,573
And it's a matter of us
getting things done. Together.
1318
01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:51,951
And we start
by taking down The Man.
1319
01:12:53,078 --> 01:12:55,205
Okay.
Damn.
1320
01:12:55,789 --> 01:12:57,707
My little brother's
grown up.
1321
01:12:57,999 --> 01:12:59,084
Now, who's in?
1322
01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:01,086
All right!
1323
01:13:01,336 --> 01:13:04,005
When do we get started,
my ni... new friend?
1324
01:13:05,423 --> 01:13:06,758
Switch.
1325
01:13:06,925 --> 01:13:08,259
Everybody bring it in.
1326
01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:11,679
Brotherhood on three.
One, two, three!
1327
01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:13,431
Brotherhood!
1328
01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:25,819
Klansmen!
1329
01:13:25,985 --> 01:13:28,279
Neo-Nazis!
1330
01:13:29,155 --> 01:13:32,492
Corporate recruiters!
Loan officers.
1331
01:13:32,659 --> 01:13:36,037
Oh, and, of course,
our country club owners.
1332
01:13:36,204 --> 01:13:38,164
My fellow racists.
1333
01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:43,670
This is the first nationwide
distribution of Blak Coffee!
1334
01:13:46,131 --> 01:13:51,886
Soon black neighborhoods
will be hooked on our coffee
1335
01:13:52,053 --> 01:13:54,597
and being
driven mad by Woke AF,
1336
01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:57,058
all while paying us
for the privilege.
1337
01:13:59,978 --> 01:14:03,982
So, on behalf of myself
and Brenda,
1338
01:14:04,149 --> 01:14:08,486
enjoy yourselves
and the looming collapse
of ebony America!
1339
01:14:08,653 --> 01:14:11,364
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1340
01:14:18,746 --> 01:14:21,958
Woke! Woke!
1341
01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:27,881
Undercover Brother?
1342
01:14:28,047 --> 01:14:30,842
Greetings,
inexplicably angry
white people.
1343
01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:33,928
Welcome to your
worst nightmare.
1344
01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:36,097
Black me...
1345
01:14:39,184 --> 01:14:40,810
Black men...
1346
01:14:41,144 --> 01:14:42,437
with gun permits.
With gun permits.
1347
01:14:42,604 --> 01:14:43,980
On the behalf
of the Constitution,
1348
01:14:44,147 --> 01:14:46,399
Bill of Rights,
and simple human decency,
1349
01:14:46,566 --> 01:14:48,526
all y'all suckers are
under citizen's arrest.
1350
01:14:48,860 --> 01:14:50,028
Not here!
1351
01:14:50,195 --> 01:14:51,613
Or we can play it your way.
1352
01:14:53,948 --> 01:14:55,783
Oppress this, whitey!
1353
01:14:58,786 --> 01:15:01,539
It's on, racists!
1354
01:15:02,248 --> 01:15:03,291
Attack!
1355
01:15:09,672 --> 01:15:11,299
Oh, you thought
this was a game?
1356
01:15:11,466 --> 01:15:15,053
All right then!
This is what I do!
This is what I do!
1357
01:15:15,637 --> 01:15:16,763
Black men taking over!
1358
01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:38,743
Might I suggest
switching to decaf?
1359
01:15:47,043 --> 01:15:48,253
Duck, duck, duck!
1360
01:16:09,774 --> 01:16:11,859
I gotcha, I gotcha.
Don't worry.
1361
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,445
I gotcha. Stay down, Brenda.
1362
01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:16,364
Don't go and get shot,
get shot!
1363
01:16:16,864 --> 01:16:18,700
Move! Move!
1364
01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:22,036
Other Brendas, attack!
1365
01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:28,084
We got these blow-up bitches.
Y'all get The Man.
1366
01:16:28,251 --> 01:16:29,502
Cool.
1367
01:16:51,733 --> 01:16:53,401
Yeah.
1368
01:16:55,028 --> 01:16:56,404
Stay down, baby.
1369
01:16:57,905 --> 01:16:59,741
Are you all right? Oh, baby.
1370
01:17:00,491 --> 01:17:01,576
Freeze, The Man.
1371
01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:03,244
It's over, sucker.
1372
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,330
Don't shoot.
1373
01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:07,498
Or I shoot the lady.
1374
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:12,211
Sorry, baby,
but The Man's got to do
what The Man's got to do.
1375
01:17:14,756 --> 01:17:16,924
Look, it's over, The Man,
all right?
1376
01:17:17,091 --> 01:17:18,676
There's no avalanche
that can save you now.
1377
01:17:18,843 --> 01:17:20,720
Freeze! Put your hands up!
Drop your weapons!
1378
01:17:20,887 --> 01:17:22,889
Officer, this man is accused
of domestic terrorism
1379
01:17:23,056 --> 01:17:24,474
and scheming
to poison black America.
1380
01:17:24,641 --> 01:17:26,809
Wha... That's a lie.
1381
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:29,520
These brothers,
they pulled their guns on us
1382
01:17:29,687 --> 01:17:31,731
and they demanded
all of our money.
1383
01:17:31,898 --> 01:17:33,274
Who you gonna believe?
1384
01:17:33,441 --> 01:17:35,568
Them? Or us?
1385
01:17:36,194 --> 01:17:37,862
The police believed us
1386
01:17:38,029 --> 01:17:41,074
and The Man was sentenced
to life in prison.
1387
01:17:41,824 --> 01:17:42,909
Yeah, right.
1388
01:17:43,076 --> 01:17:44,577
I said drop your weapons!
1389
01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:52,502
I see some things haven't
changed in the last 16 years.
1390
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:55,088
Later, boys.
1391
01:17:55,963 --> 01:17:58,549
Take a couple thugs
off the street.
Don't even think about it.
1392
01:17:59,384 --> 01:18:00,718
It's cool, brother.
1393
01:18:00,885 --> 01:18:02,637
We'll get The Man next time.
1394
01:18:03,137 --> 01:18:04,514
Did you just say "we"?
1395
01:18:05,890 --> 01:18:07,225
Show you right.
1396
01:18:07,392 --> 01:18:10,520
Once again, the system let
The Man disappear.
1397
01:18:11,145 --> 01:18:12,563
But the fight goes on
1398
01:18:13,064 --> 01:18:15,525
and it's one
we're determined to win.
1399
01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,611
Led by the agents
of the BROTHERHOOD,
1400
01:18:18,986 --> 01:18:22,615
Lionel and me,
The Undercover Brothers.
1401
01:18:22,782 --> 01:18:24,909
All right, baby. Keep fresh.
1402
01:18:25,493 --> 01:18:27,245
Better watch your ass,
The Man.
1403
01:18:27,662 --> 01:18:29,914
Undercover Brother
1404
01:18:31,666 --> 01:18:34,752
Hey! Undercover
1405
01:18:35,712 --> 01:18:37,964
Undercover Brother
1406
01:18:40,133 --> 01:18:43,302
There's a man
Got a low-down evil plan
1407
01:18:43,469 --> 01:18:45,513
For keeping
The brothers down
1408
01:18:46,514 --> 01:18:47,932
Solid.
1409
01:18:55,398 --> 01:18:56,774
Shake me
Three, four
1410
01:18:56,941 --> 01:18:58,609
I'm the playa
Ooh
1411
01:18:58,776 --> 01:19:01,070
With the ladies
Ah
1412
01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:03,030
You know they hate
To love me
1413
01:19:03,197 --> 01:19:05,742
And my Afro is amazing
1414
01:19:05,908 --> 01:19:07,869
You say I'm the macaroni
1415
01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:10,997
With the cheese
Gotta have the cheese
1416
01:19:11,164 --> 01:19:12,999
I can't lie
I'm the spice of life
1417
01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:14,959
So when you need some
Call on me
1418
01:19:15,126 --> 01:19:18,421
Oh
Lionel, Lionel, Lionel
1419
01:19:20,214 --> 01:19:22,091
Gimme some
Gimme some
1420
01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:25,094
'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah
1421
01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:28,723
Lionel, Lionel, Lionel
That's what they call me
Babe
1422
01:19:29,474 --> 01:19:31,434
Gimme some
Gimme some
1423
01:19:31,601 --> 01:19:34,145
You done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah
1424
01:19:34,729 --> 01:19:39,150
Who's the brother that does
All the things other men can't
Lionel
1425
01:19:39,317 --> 01:19:43,029
Who's the man when he speaks
All the ladies just faint
Lionel
1426
01:19:43,196 --> 01:19:45,823
Whether it's James Bond
Or James Brown
1427
01:19:45,990 --> 01:19:47,658
They both come second
To me
1428
01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:50,495
I'm the hot sauce
On these jive turkeys
1429
01:19:50,661 --> 01:19:52,497
I'm the one
They coming to see
1430
01:19:52,997 --> 01:19:56,167
Oh
Lionel, Lionel, Lionel
1431
01:19:57,585 --> 01:19:59,253
Gimme some
Gimme some
1432
01:19:59,545 --> 01:20:02,507
'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah
1433
01:20:02,673 --> 01:20:06,135
Lionel, Lionel, Lionel
1434
01:20:06,803 --> 01:20:08,596
Gimme some
Gimme some
1435
01:20:08,763 --> 01:20:12,475
'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah
1436
01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:14,477
Who ya talking 'bout?
1437
01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:17,230
Who ya talking 'bout?
1438
01:20:17,396 --> 01:20:18,940
I'm a winner
Lionel
1439
01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:20,858
And not a loser
Lionel
1440
01:20:21,943 --> 01:20:25,988
All the women
Oh, they pray that
I choose them, yeah
1441
01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:30,076
I'm so funky
Even ten showers
Couldn't make me clean
1442
01:20:30,243 --> 01:20:32,370
Smoother than a Lac
With a diamond in the back
1443
01:20:32,537 --> 01:20:34,580
And a full tank
Of gasoline
1444
01:20:35,957 --> 01:20:39,252
Lionel, Lionel, Lionel
1445
01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:41,254
Gimme some
Gimme some
1446
01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:44,340
'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah
1447
01:20:44,507 --> 01:20:48,302
Lionel, Lionel, Lionel
1448
01:20:48,970 --> 01:20:50,763
Gimme some
Gimme some
1449
01:20:50,930 --> 01:20:53,850
'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah
1450
01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:57,770
Lionel, Lionel, Lionel
1451
01:20:57,937 --> 01:20:59,856
Gimme some
Gimme some
1452
01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:03,067
'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah
1453
01:21:03,234 --> 01:21:07,113
Lionel, Lionel, Lionel
1454
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:09,365
Gimme some
Gimme some
1455
01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:12,535
'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah
1456
01:21:15,454 --> 01:21:16,747
Gimme some
1457
01:21:20,501 --> 01:21:21,794
One, two
1458
01:21:24,714 --> 01:21:26,173
Gimme some
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