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Holy men. 15 00:01:55,538 --> 00:01:56,985 Oh, god. 16 00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:58,295 Hey, motherfucker, I remember you. 17 00:01:58,296 --> 00:01:59,469 Relax. 18 00:02:00,538 --> 00:02:02,676 I'm not trying to lose this tournament before it starts. 19 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,709 You're the guy who fought Preacher Jedidiah 20 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:09,916 at last year's gathering. 21 00:02:09,917 --> 00:02:11,433 You wanted to fuck that orange car so bad 22 00:02:11,434 --> 00:02:12,330 you killed him over it. 23 00:02:12,331 --> 00:02:14,364 I'm sorry, you wanted to fuck Evelyn? 24 00:02:14,365 --> 00:02:16,433 No. And I didn't kill your leader. 25 00:02:16,434 --> 00:02:18,261 He caused the explosion, not me. 26 00:02:18,262 --> 00:02:19,952 Oh, yeah? Well, why don't we ask him? 27 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,606 Brenjamin, bring forth our lord Preacher. 28 00:02:22,607 --> 00:02:24,503 - Preacher? - He's alive? 29 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,952 [WHEELS SQUEAKING] 30 00:02:30,814 --> 00:02:32,054 Whose baby is this? 31 00:02:32,055 --> 00:02:34,607 Oh, this isn't just some baby. 32 00:02:35,124 --> 00:02:38,399 No. This horny little fucker right here 33 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,537 is our preacher, 34 00:02:39,538 --> 00:02:43,088 his immortal soul reborn 35 00:02:43,089 --> 00:02:46,606 into tiny flesh. 36 00:02:46,607 --> 00:02:48,226 Our father would never leave us. 37 00:02:48,227 --> 00:02:50,538 Father never leaves. He just changes. 38 00:02:50,883 --> 00:02:52,054 Tell 'em, Deacon. 39 00:02:52,055 --> 00:02:53,916 We waited many long months. 40 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:56,088 And then one day, our preacher returned to us. 41 00:02:56,089 --> 00:02:58,917 - He was in a tree. - Like a squirrel? 42 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:02,054 I'm not gonna lie. This little fucker is kind of cute. 43 00:03:02,055 --> 00:03:03,433 Don't get those fingers too close. 44 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:06,088 He will bite them clean off. 45 00:03:06,089 --> 00:03:07,295 Shut up! 46 00:03:07,296 --> 00:03:08,744 Who could be scared of-- 47 00:03:08,745 --> 00:03:10,124 - [SNAPS AND SNARLS] - [YELPS] 48 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,986 - [INHALES SHARPLY] - [GIGGLING] 49 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:23,986 Hey. 50 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:26,572 Hey. 51 00:03:29,641 --> 00:03:31,124 [EXHALES] 52 00:03:32,021 --> 00:03:33,503 You freed me from Zemu. 53 00:03:35,434 --> 00:03:36,503 Good looking out. 54 00:03:37,469 --> 00:03:38,640 Yeah. 55 00:03:38,641 --> 00:03:40,814 Seemed like the chill thing to do. 56 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:43,296 So, how are you doing? 57 00:03:45,952 --> 00:03:46,951 With freedom. 58 00:03:46,952 --> 00:03:49,193 [SCOFFS] Freedom. 59 00:03:51,538 --> 00:03:52,814 Maybe one day. 60 00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:59,985 Still drinking gasoline. Interesting. 61 00:03:59,986 --> 00:04:01,330 But I do owe you one. 62 00:04:01,331 --> 00:04:02,503 - Oh, it's okay. - Just one. 63 00:04:03,158 --> 00:04:05,399 After that, I'll flatten you with my tires, 64 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,675 just like everyone else. 65 00:04:06,676 --> 00:04:08,640 Well, unfortunately for you, 66 00:04:08,641 --> 00:04:10,710 I'm not just like everyone else. 67 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:13,779 [GULPS] 68 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,848 [JINGLE PLAYING] 69 00:04:19,158 --> 00:04:21,469 ANNOUNCER: New challenger approaching! 70 00:04:24,434 --> 00:04:26,054 STU: I can't believe we're finally here. 71 00:04:26,055 --> 00:04:27,157 The tournament! 72 00:04:27,158 --> 00:04:28,468 Do you think I might get the chance 73 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,571 to cut someone's head off? 74 00:04:29,572 --> 00:04:31,848 I've been sort of wanting to try that. 75 00:04:32,055 --> 00:04:34,883 There is nothing I want more for you, Stu. 76 00:04:36,055 --> 00:04:38,641 Oh, hey, look, it's our OG fan club. 77 00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:41,364 I told you this would be the social event of the season. 78 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:44,364 We should go say hi before we murder them for sport. 79 00:04:44,365 --> 00:04:45,502 You go ahead. 80 00:04:45,503 --> 00:04:47,227 Those two are douchebags anyway. 81 00:04:47,572 --> 00:04:49,399 I need to prepare for my next killing spree. 82 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,709 Oh, Stu, you're going to make me cry. 83 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:53,399 Do me a favor. 84 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,537 Make sure Harold doesn't pull the pin early. 85 00:04:55,538 --> 00:04:57,882 He's got an itchy trigger finger. 86 00:04:57,883 --> 00:04:59,709 Lactation is very rare in men, 87 00:04:59,710 --> 00:05:01,054 but Brenjamin here has been blessed 88 00:05:01,055 --> 00:05:02,607 with the nips of a mother. 89 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:04,744 Fucking wine corks. 90 00:05:04,745 --> 00:05:06,088 I'm an unholy miracle. 91 00:05:06,089 --> 00:05:08,951 Oh, if it isn't my two favorite critics! 92 00:05:08,952 --> 00:05:10,606 - No, no-- - [YELPING] 93 00:05:10,607 --> 00:05:12,331 [GROANS] Hi, Sweet Tooth. 94 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:13,951 - [SMACKS] - [WINCES] 95 00:05:13,952 --> 00:05:15,468 So, what are you crazy kids doing here? 96 00:05:15,469 --> 00:05:16,571 You come to cheer me on? 97 00:05:16,572 --> 00:05:19,709 Oh, uh, not exactly. 98 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:20,917 Aww. 99 00:05:21,331 --> 00:05:23,261 Hey, you know, I tried to kill this guy one time. 100 00:05:23,262 --> 00:05:24,538 So did he. 101 00:05:25,676 --> 00:05:27,261 This time we'll finish the job. 102 00:05:27,262 --> 00:05:29,951 Brenjamin, time to put down Preacher. 103 00:05:29,952 --> 00:05:32,399 - [PREACHER SQUEALS] - Then we'll put you down. 104 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,778 [LAUGHING] 105 00:05:35,779 --> 00:05:37,951 Hey, you need any help with that little fucker, 106 00:05:37,952 --> 00:05:39,986 hit me up. I've already killed one baby. 107 00:05:41,296 --> 00:05:44,295 So what have you two crazy kids been up to? 108 00:05:44,296 --> 00:05:46,400 Tell me everything. 109 00:05:46,745 --> 00:05:48,538 [ENGINE REVVING] 110 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,779 [FLIES BUZZING] 111 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,331 [GAS SLOSHING] 112 00:06:00,572 --> 00:06:02,847 Take a picture. It'll last longer. 113 00:06:02,848 --> 00:06:05,572 Sorry. I was just admiring your... hat? 114 00:06:09,538 --> 00:06:10,985 You're joining the tournament? 115 00:06:10,986 --> 00:06:13,020 [LAUGHING] 116 00:06:13,021 --> 00:06:16,399 You wouldn't last a day in the Florida swamplands. 117 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:21,157 The mosquitos would eat you alive. 118 00:06:21,158 --> 00:06:22,502 [CHOMPING] 119 00:06:22,503 --> 00:06:23,951 You're right. 120 00:06:23,952 --> 00:06:25,502 You know what? I shouldn't be here. 121 00:06:25,503 --> 00:06:28,365 Everyone's really scary, especially you. 122 00:06:28,676 --> 00:06:30,157 You're smart to fear me, 123 00:06:30,158 --> 00:06:33,364 because those who cross Vermin 124 00:06:33,365 --> 00:06:35,400 don't live to tell the tale. 125 00:06:36,193 --> 00:06:37,951 You're terrifying. 126 00:06:37,952 --> 00:06:41,158 You know, I don't care what that guy Deacon says. 127 00:06:42,641 --> 00:06:44,364 What did he say? 128 00:06:44,365 --> 00:06:47,295 Oh, just that you're not a real competitor. 129 00:06:47,296 --> 00:06:49,433 All bark, no bite. Stupid stuff. 130 00:06:49,434 --> 00:06:51,157 Son of a bitch. 131 00:06:51,158 --> 00:06:53,676 He also said something about you being a bug fucker. 132 00:06:54,089 --> 00:06:56,124 Come on! That was one time! 133 00:06:56,469 --> 00:06:58,054 I put ants in my pants, 134 00:06:58,055 --> 00:06:59,399 and it's not my fault that it felt good. 135 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,331 I did it for a joke. Where's that fucker? 136 00:07:06,055 --> 00:07:07,813 Okay, dickhead! Hey! 137 00:07:07,814 --> 00:07:09,054 What the fuck are you saying... 138 00:07:09,055 --> 00:07:10,814 [INDISTINCT ARGUING] 139 00:07:13,745 --> 00:07:15,433 Excuse me. Would you like to know 140 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,088 who had some very specific opinions 141 00:07:17,089 --> 00:07:18,676 about your eyepatch? 142 00:07:20,745 --> 00:07:22,193 The clown said that? 143 00:07:22,538 --> 00:07:24,054 Those exact words? 144 00:07:24,055 --> 00:07:27,054 Swear to God. Or not God. The devil? 145 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:28,400 I don't know. whoever you swear to. 146 00:07:28,745 --> 00:07:30,468 For what it's worth, 147 00:07:30,469 --> 00:07:32,537 I don't think the Holy Men have gone so soft. 148 00:07:32,538 --> 00:07:33,745 Soft? 149 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,262 Why, because I am an incredibly attentive father figure? 150 00:07:39,193 --> 00:07:41,744 [SCOFFS] I'll show him. 151 00:07:41,745 --> 00:07:43,709 The only thing more powerful than big ass guns 152 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:45,469 is a daddy's love. 153 00:07:53,952 --> 00:07:56,054 Watch where you're going, you dipshit, 154 00:07:56,055 --> 00:07:59,261 or, uh, I'll have to rip your balls off 155 00:07:59,262 --> 00:08:01,227 and shove them up your nose. 156 00:08:17,434 --> 00:08:18,468 Stu? 157 00:08:18,469 --> 00:08:20,433 Mike? 158 00:08:20,434 --> 00:08:23,400 [LAUGHING] 159 00:08:24,124 --> 00:08:25,675 BOTH: I thought you were dead! 160 00:08:25,676 --> 00:08:27,055 [LAUGHING] 161 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,330 Oh my God. 162 00:08:29,331 --> 00:08:31,952 Are you real, or am I tripping? 163 00:08:32,331 --> 00:08:34,295 I knew I shouldn't have foraged for mushies at night. 164 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:35,814 I'm very real, man. 165 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:38,468 Dude, if I knew you were alive, 166 00:08:38,469 --> 00:08:40,088 - I would have-- - Hey, Michael. 167 00:08:40,089 --> 00:08:41,744 Hammerhead is locked and loaded. 168 00:08:41,745 --> 00:08:43,951 Hey, guy. That's a nice headband. 169 00:08:43,952 --> 00:08:46,503 It actually brings out your eyes. 170 00:08:47,365 --> 00:08:48,744 - Thanks? - Yeah. 171 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:50,985 Stu, this is my new homie Dave. 172 00:08:50,986 --> 00:08:54,503 - Yeah. - Dave, this is Stu. 173 00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:57,021 No way! 174 00:08:57,365 --> 00:09:00,330 This is your old compadre, Big Stu. 175 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:01,985 [LAUGHING] Or just Stu. 176 00:09:01,986 --> 00:09:03,847 You know, your reputation precedes you. 177 00:09:03,848 --> 00:09:06,054 I mean, I've heard so much about you 178 00:09:06,055 --> 00:09:08,399 - because of... - Yeah. 179 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,882 - Oh, awesome. - Yeah. 180 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,606 Cool. How did you meet this guy? 181 00:09:11,607 --> 00:09:14,330 Well, after Sweet Tooth attacked us, 182 00:09:14,331 --> 00:09:16,054 I was messed up bad, man. 183 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:19,054 So I rolled over in the fire to cauterize the gash. 184 00:09:19,055 --> 00:09:20,399 - Let me help. Let me help. - On my back. 185 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,571 - Let me help. - Thank you, Dave. thank you. 186 00:09:21,572 --> 00:09:22,986 Oh, god. 187 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:26,709 And next thing I know, I got found by some Butchers. 188 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:28,192 And get this, 189 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:31,055 Dave here was one of the Butchers. 190 00:09:31,986 --> 00:09:33,640 [LAUGHING] 191 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,088 Crazy, right? 192 00:09:35,089 --> 00:09:36,261 - What a twist. - Oh, yeah. 193 00:09:36,262 --> 00:09:37,571 Seriously. I mean, we were 194 00:09:37,572 --> 00:09:38,814 fattening him up for a barbecue. 195 00:09:39,296 --> 00:09:42,157 Then Mike just kind of flipped the script on me. 196 00:09:42,158 --> 00:09:43,710 He told me, um, 197 00:09:44,503 --> 00:09:46,814 a man who eats man 198 00:09:48,365 --> 00:09:49,469 is no man at all. 199 00:09:51,848 --> 00:09:53,882 He's a regular Bill Shakespeare, right? 200 00:09:53,883 --> 00:09:55,468 - Yeah. - But seriously, 201 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,400 from that day forward, I vowed 202 00:09:56,607 --> 00:09:59,193 I would never let any man meat touch these lips. 203 00:09:59,745 --> 00:10:02,468 Well, I'm just happy to meet my good pal Mike. 204 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:05,054 Hey, Stu, so am I, okay? 205 00:10:05,055 --> 00:10:07,192 I would've missed out on a pretty damn good friendship. 206 00:10:07,193 --> 00:10:08,537 [LAUGHING] 207 00:10:08,538 --> 00:10:09,882 'Cause you would have eaten him. 208 00:10:09,883 --> 00:10:11,020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would've eaten him. 209 00:10:11,021 --> 00:10:12,985 - Yeah. - [LAUGHTER FADES] 210 00:10:12,986 --> 00:10:15,502 So I saw your ass get dragged off the beach, man. 211 00:10:15,503 --> 00:10:17,226 I thought you were burnt toast. 212 00:10:17,227 --> 00:10:18,985 How the hell did you get away from Sweet Tooth? 213 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,744 Oh, super crazy story. I, uh-- 214 00:10:21,745 --> 00:10:22,778 SWEET TOOTH: Stu, Oh, my God, 215 00:10:22,779 --> 00:10:24,226 there are so many cool people here to kill. 216 00:10:24,227 --> 00:10:26,157 There's a human-car hybrid over there. 217 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:28,571 - I think he's on 'roids. - You're still with him? 218 00:10:28,572 --> 00:10:30,021 I can explain it. 219 00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:33,020 Hey, didn't I cut you in half? I never forget a victim. 220 00:10:33,021 --> 00:10:35,640 You did. But you didn't finish the job. 221 00:10:35,641 --> 00:10:38,192 Could you not tell anybody about that? 222 00:10:38,193 --> 00:10:40,641 I mean, attempted murder is kind of a bad look for me. 223 00:10:41,676 --> 00:10:43,330 Congratulations... 224 00:10:43,331 --> 00:10:45,364 ...on creating the perfect little minion 225 00:10:45,365 --> 00:10:46,538 to do your bidding. 226 00:10:46,952 --> 00:10:48,814 W-wait a minute. That's not what this is. 227 00:10:49,262 --> 00:10:50,847 We're partners, equals. 228 00:10:50,848 --> 00:10:51,951 Yeah, no, we're not. 229 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,537 As a matter of fact, yesterday 230 00:10:53,538 --> 00:10:54,985 I massacred a roomful of random people 231 00:10:54,986 --> 00:10:56,538 all by myself. 232 00:10:56,883 --> 00:10:58,296 And you're proud of that? 233 00:10:59,331 --> 00:11:00,916 You left me for dead 234 00:11:00,917 --> 00:11:02,640 so that you could find out how to murder better? 235 00:11:02,641 --> 00:11:04,433 - Yeah, about sums it up. - No-- 236 00:11:04,434 --> 00:11:06,296 Okay, Yeah. Come on, Dave. 237 00:11:06,641 --> 00:11:08,951 We got a tournament to win. 238 00:11:08,952 --> 00:11:10,433 I'll be right there, Mike. 239 00:11:10,434 --> 00:11:12,399 Keep your head on a swivel! 240 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,606 Look, he's just got to cool off. 241 00:11:15,607 --> 00:11:17,227 It'll be fine. 242 00:11:17,503 --> 00:11:20,538 just remember, the road to self-discovery 243 00:11:20,883 --> 00:11:22,952 is a long and arduous one. 244 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,296 Hey, one love. 245 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,227 I also love that mask. 246 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,261 It's really cheery. 247 00:11:32,262 --> 00:11:35,088 And I think I'm looking at a dental ad. 248 00:11:35,089 --> 00:11:36,158 It's nice. 249 00:11:37,779 --> 00:11:39,088 Oh, man, that Dave guy's 250 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:41,054 got a real nice way about him, huh? 251 00:11:41,055 --> 00:11:43,330 Fit, too. You can tell he really watches what he-- 252 00:11:43,331 --> 00:11:44,882 - [ENGINE REVVING] - Eats. 253 00:11:44,883 --> 00:11:48,538 [PIPE ORGAN PLAYING] 254 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,227 This motherfucker. 255 00:11:52,469 --> 00:11:54,503 That asshole killed Jeremy and Ashley. 256 00:12:04,021 --> 00:12:06,158 Grimm! How the hell did you get out? 257 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,778 I threw away the key. 258 00:12:07,779 --> 00:12:09,917 I got a special invitation. 259 00:12:10,365 --> 00:12:14,468 And that's Mr. Grimm to you, Marcus! 260 00:12:14,469 --> 00:12:15,847 You know that's not my name! 261 00:12:15,848 --> 00:12:19,295 Oh, you're still in so much pain. 262 00:12:19,296 --> 00:12:20,606 [GROWLING] 263 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,640 [SQUEAKY VOICE] Don't worry, 264 00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,434 soon you'll be free. 265 00:12:25,021 --> 00:12:28,021 [BRITISH VOICE] And your soul will be with us. 266 00:12:33,227 --> 00:12:34,813 Marcus, huh? 267 00:12:34,814 --> 00:12:35,985 What is that, Germanic? 268 00:12:35,986 --> 00:12:38,400 [SNARLING] 269 00:12:43,676 --> 00:12:44,882 Okay. 270 00:12:44,883 --> 00:12:46,157 There's a lot of stone cold killers here. 271 00:12:46,158 --> 00:12:47,813 We've got to stick to the plan. 272 00:12:47,814 --> 00:12:49,295 What do we do about Axel? 273 00:12:49,296 --> 00:12:51,227 I don't know. Maybe get him a damn shirt. 274 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,641 I don't think he'll be a problem. 275 00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:58,571 We should avoid Sweet Tooth, because he's fucking bonkers. 276 00:12:58,572 --> 00:13:00,157 The motorcycle guy will keep him busy. 277 00:13:00,158 --> 00:13:02,813 - They got a history. - QUIET: Really? 278 00:13:02,814 --> 00:13:05,330 - What else did you find out? - Oh, plenty. 279 00:13:05,331 --> 00:13:08,778 That's Billy Ray Stillwell, a.k.a. the Junkyard Dog. 280 00:13:08,779 --> 00:13:11,640 Dangerous for sure, but dumber than a box of assholes. 281 00:13:11,641 --> 00:13:13,123 You really just got to watch out 282 00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:15,778 for that spiked metal ball catapult thing. 283 00:13:15,779 --> 00:13:18,778 The human cum sock is Chuckie Floop. 284 00:13:18,779 --> 00:13:20,951 I heard he's the sickest driver in the country, 285 00:13:20,952 --> 00:13:23,088 but I know poser when I see one. 286 00:13:23,089 --> 00:13:25,916 Who I'm real worried about is Death Warrant, 287 00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:27,606 bounty hunter from Dallas. 288 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,330 Heard he takes scalps 289 00:13:29,331 --> 00:13:31,088 and weaves the hair of his victims 290 00:13:31,089 --> 00:13:32,606 into his own mane. 291 00:13:32,607 --> 00:13:33,675 That's a lot of hair. 292 00:13:33,676 --> 00:13:35,606 Yeah, he's covering a bald spot. 293 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,158 He's very sensitive about it. 294 00:13:37,503 --> 00:13:39,123 I think we're going to tear this shit up. 295 00:13:39,124 --> 00:13:40,640 Fuck yeah. 296 00:13:40,641 --> 00:13:41,813 And if the party gets a little rowdy, 297 00:13:41,814 --> 00:13:44,572 I can always hit that EMP. 298 00:13:44,848 --> 00:13:46,433 Solid recon. 299 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,847 That's really going to help us. 300 00:13:47,848 --> 00:13:51,433 Help you? Bitch, I'm here to get my own wish. 301 00:13:51,434 --> 00:13:53,261 Besides, no amount of intel is going to help 302 00:13:53,262 --> 00:13:55,089 with Roadkill's janky turn radius. 303 00:13:55,641 --> 00:13:56,916 What's wrong with our turn radius? 304 00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:58,400 Good luck out there! 305 00:13:58,883 --> 00:14:01,709 Calm down. She's just fucking with you. 306 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,779 JOHN DOE: I know that. 307 00:14:06,365 --> 00:14:10,641 So you think you can spread lies about me, you little punk? 308 00:14:11,055 --> 00:14:13,502 Stu's the one who called you a loser with a micro penis, 309 00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:16,986 - not me. - I am not a loser! 310 00:14:21,848 --> 00:14:22,917 Whatever. 311 00:14:24,538 --> 00:14:25,883 I'll see you soon enough. 312 00:14:30,227 --> 00:14:32,021 - [GIGGLING] - Eat shit. 313 00:14:34,745 --> 00:14:37,675 - What a douche. May-- - Look, I like you guys and all, 314 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:39,020 but I'm not interested in an alliance. 315 00:14:39,021 --> 00:14:40,330 Yeah, no, I get that. 316 00:14:40,331 --> 00:14:41,813 But why are you making yourself a target? 317 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,157 I'm getting inside their heads. 318 00:14:44,158 --> 00:14:45,330 It's mind games 101. 319 00:14:45,331 --> 00:14:46,502 Do you understand 320 00:14:46,503 --> 00:14:47,675 how dangerous this is going to be? 321 00:14:47,676 --> 00:14:49,261 I can handle this, Quiet. 322 00:14:49,262 --> 00:14:51,847 If you go out there, you're on your own. 323 00:14:51,848 --> 00:14:53,262 We all are. 324 00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:57,021 Wow. Way to be over-dramatic. 325 00:14:57,607 --> 00:14:59,572 I'll keep the finish line warm for you. 326 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,021 [ENGINE REVVING] 327 00:15:06,641 --> 00:15:08,469 ANNOUNCER: New challenger approaching! 328 00:15:20,262 --> 00:15:21,469 John? 329 00:15:22,607 --> 00:15:24,744 Interesting. 330 00:15:24,745 --> 00:15:26,054 What the hell are you doing here? 331 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,157 That should be obvious. 332 00:15:27,158 --> 00:15:28,916 But what I can't figure out 333 00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:31,020 is why you fought so hard to escape me 334 00:15:31,021 --> 00:15:32,882 only to end up here anyway. 335 00:15:32,883 --> 00:15:35,917 Do you even see how annoying that is? 336 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,848 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 337 00:15:42,089 --> 00:15:45,882 Okay. So the sex is that good, huh? 338 00:15:45,883 --> 00:15:47,537 I can respect that. 339 00:15:47,538 --> 00:15:50,088 Just know once we get out there, 340 00:15:50,089 --> 00:15:52,227 I'm going to be the one doing the fucking. 341 00:15:52,848 --> 00:15:54,020 [MOANS] 342 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:56,951 Hmm, Hot Topic brought a fancy car. 343 00:15:56,952 --> 00:15:58,814 Do you know how to drive that thing? 344 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,676 Fuck around and find out. 345 00:16:02,572 --> 00:16:03,676 Toodles. 346 00:16:04,848 --> 00:16:06,502 That's a different Raven, right? 347 00:16:06,503 --> 00:16:08,123 There's a bunch of them. 348 00:16:08,124 --> 00:16:10,502 This one, She's the boss. 349 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,675 Are they all hot? 350 00:16:11,676 --> 00:16:13,400 Yeah. It's like "Gremlins." 351 00:16:13,676 --> 00:16:15,641 [CHIMES PLAY] 352 00:16:22,089 --> 00:16:23,295 Calypso. 353 00:16:23,296 --> 00:16:25,365 [KNUCKLES CRACKING] 354 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,400 You gotta admire the showmanship. 355 00:16:34,848 --> 00:16:35,951 We're really gonna wait for this door 356 00:16:35,952 --> 00:16:37,157 to open all the way? 357 00:16:37,158 --> 00:16:39,400 Just shh. He's building tension. 358 00:16:45,469 --> 00:16:46,606 [GROANS] 359 00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:47,848 Yeah this is taking forever. 360 00:16:50,296 --> 00:16:55,021 [♪] 361 00:17:14,503 --> 00:17:17,503 Ladies, gentlemen, 362 00:17:18,262 --> 00:17:21,021 welcome to my contest. 363 00:17:21,296 --> 00:17:23,985 Well, almost. 364 00:17:23,986 --> 00:17:26,365 [GIGGLES] 365 00:17:26,952 --> 00:17:28,882 You're not in it quite yet. 366 00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:33,123 First, you must survive a qualifying round. 367 00:17:33,124 --> 00:17:34,607 Yo, dude! 368 00:17:35,538 --> 00:17:38,848 Not really taking questions yet, but go ahead. 369 00:17:39,883 --> 00:17:41,744 So, what are the rules? 370 00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:44,365 I feel like some of us are wondering. 371 00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:48,675 I was just about to get to that, Mr. Floop, 372 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:51,295 if you'd just waited one second. 373 00:17:51,296 --> 00:17:52,847 It's okay. It's okay. 374 00:17:52,848 --> 00:17:54,537 - [HISSING] - Never mind. 375 00:17:54,538 --> 00:17:56,951 The rules of the qualifier 376 00:17:56,952 --> 00:18:00,537 are as simple as one, two, three. 377 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,986 One, grab a package. 378 00:18:05,883 --> 00:18:09,261 Two, deliver it to Tournament city. 379 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,709 Delivering packages? We got this in the bag. 380 00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:14,054 And three, 381 00:18:14,055 --> 00:18:15,917 don't die. 382 00:18:16,365 --> 00:18:20,571 The drivers who successfully deliver my packages intact 383 00:18:20,572 --> 00:18:22,848 will move on to the next round. 384 00:18:23,572 --> 00:18:27,433 Prepare for battle in ten, nine... 385 00:18:27,434 --> 00:18:29,882 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 386 00:18:29,883 --> 00:18:32,227 - Stu, go! - CALYPSO: Eight. 387 00:18:33,193 --> 00:18:34,571 Seven. 388 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,606 - Whoo! - CALYPSO: Six. 389 00:18:36,607 --> 00:18:38,469 - Go, go, go, go, go! - CALYPSO: Come on, now. 390 00:18:39,262 --> 00:18:40,778 Five. 391 00:18:40,779 --> 00:18:42,262 [ENGINES REVVING] 392 00:18:42,848 --> 00:18:43,882 Four. 393 00:18:43,883 --> 00:18:45,882 [CLANKING] 394 00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:48,400 - Three. - [GROWLING] 395 00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:50,088 Two. 396 00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:51,433 You were right. 397 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,710 This guy does know how to put on a show. 398 00:18:53,779 --> 00:18:55,021 One. 399 00:18:57,158 --> 00:18:58,399 Let's rock! 400 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,503 [ENGINES REVVING AND TIRES SQUEALING] 401 00:19:02,158 --> 00:19:04,676 [GUNFIRE] 402 00:19:05,814 --> 00:19:08,779 [ROB ZOMBIE'S "DRAGULA" PLAYING] 403 00:19:12,158 --> 00:19:16,434 [♪] 404 00:19:21,158 --> 00:19:25,020 ♪ Dead I am the one Exterminating son ♪ 405 00:19:25,021 --> 00:19:28,503 ♪ Slipping through the trees Strangling the breeze ♪ 406 00:19:30,986 --> 00:19:35,021 [♪] 407 00:19:36,124 --> 00:19:40,330 ♪ Dead I am the sky Watching the angels cry ♪ 408 00:19:40,331 --> 00:19:43,917 ♪ While they slowly turn Conquering the worm ♪ 409 00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:47,502 ♪ Dig through the ditches And burn through the witches ♪ 410 00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:48,985 You sure you're not worried about the kid? 411 00:19:48,986 --> 00:19:50,709 Oh, I'm sure. 412 00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:53,123 She's not going anywhere without this. 413 00:19:53,124 --> 00:19:56,089 - No! No, now now! Come on! - [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 414 00:19:56,745 --> 00:19:57,779 Shit. 415 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:10,917 ♪ Dead I am the pool Spreading from the fool ♪ 416 00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:13,606 ♪ Weak and want you need Nowhere as you bleed ♪ 417 00:20:13,607 --> 00:20:15,262 Grimm at 12 o'clock. 418 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:18,710 [LAUGHING] 419 00:20:20,814 --> 00:20:22,985 [LAUGHING] 420 00:20:22,986 --> 00:20:25,021 I've been waiting minutes to do this. 421 00:20:25,331 --> 00:20:26,951 [NOVELTY HORN HONKING] 422 00:20:26,952 --> 00:20:30,261 ♪ Tender is the fur Dying as you purr ♪ 423 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:33,571 ♪ Dig through the ditches And burn through the witches ♪ 424 00:20:33,572 --> 00:20:37,295 ♪ I slam in the back Of my Dragula ♪ 425 00:20:37,296 --> 00:20:38,986 Damn it! Come on! 426 00:20:40,779 --> 00:20:43,365 Ah, you're not getting away that easy. 427 00:20:46,848 --> 00:20:48,572 Oh, peekaboo, I see you! 428 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,606 Brenjamin, protect the God-child. 429 00:20:50,607 --> 00:20:52,572 [GUNFIRE] 430 00:20:52,848 --> 00:20:57,054 ♪ Do it baby Do it baby ♪ 431 00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,295 - [BULLET DINGS] - [BUZZER] 432 00:20:58,296 --> 00:20:59,985 Holy shit! 433 00:20:59,986 --> 00:21:01,537 [LAUGHING] 434 00:21:01,538 --> 00:21:03,571 [GUNFIRE] 435 00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:05,021 STU: Get some! 436 00:21:06,745 --> 00:21:08,089 Get some! 437 00:21:10,021 --> 00:21:11,503 Yeah! 438 00:21:13,089 --> 00:21:14,778 [TIRES SQUEALING] 439 00:21:14,779 --> 00:21:18,675 Ha! Nice shot, Harold! [LAUGHING] 440 00:21:18,676 --> 00:21:21,848 [GUNFIRE] 441 00:21:23,814 --> 00:21:25,952 I'm gonna enjoy this, Milkman. 442 00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:31,571 ♪ Devil on your back I can never die ♪ 443 00:21:31,572 --> 00:21:34,916 ♪ Dig through the ditches And burn through the witches ♪ 444 00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:39,157 ♪ I slam in the back Of my Dragula ♪ 445 00:21:39,158 --> 00:21:42,399 ♪ Dig through the ditches And burn through the witches ♪ 446 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,227 ♪ I slam in the back Of my Dragula ♪ 447 00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,331 Damn it! 448 00:21:49,572 --> 00:21:50,675 God, that felt good! 449 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:51,744 You know, your butt looks really 450 00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:52,814 good when you're shooting. 451 00:21:53,607 --> 00:21:57,917 ♪ Do it baby Do it baby ♪ 452 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,503 [BUZZER] 453 00:22:05,503 --> 00:22:07,641 - [BUZZER] - [COMPUTER VOICE] Game over. 454 00:22:09,158 --> 00:22:10,538 [BOOMING] 455 00:22:14,641 --> 00:22:16,227 [BOOMING] 456 00:22:21,021 --> 00:22:22,158 I think he's tracking us. 457 00:22:22,469 --> 00:22:24,020 - Oh, shit! - [YELPS] 458 00:22:24,021 --> 00:22:25,606 The little green light turned yellow. 459 00:22:25,607 --> 00:22:26,675 - What do we do? - I don't know. 460 00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:27,848 Not let it get red. 461 00:22:28,296 --> 00:22:29,675 JOHN DOE: Step on it. 462 00:22:29,676 --> 00:22:30,952 Let's hope it doesn't get carsick. 463 00:22:32,814 --> 00:22:34,157 Spread out! 464 00:22:34,158 --> 00:22:35,813 One of those heckin' bombs could take us all down. 465 00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:38,021 [ENGINE REVVING] 466 00:22:40,089 --> 00:22:41,296 [GUNFIRE] 467 00:22:42,814 --> 00:22:44,055 Fuck this. 468 00:22:48,814 --> 00:22:50,330 Now that's how I want to go, 469 00:22:50,331 --> 00:22:51,847 earth shattering explosion. 470 00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:54,192 And if I take Grimm with me, even better. 471 00:22:54,193 --> 00:22:55,848 I actually don't wanna die in a big explosion. 472 00:22:56,434 --> 00:22:58,295 Maybe we should get to the city and then kill him there. 473 00:22:58,296 --> 00:23:00,572 No! We kill him now! 474 00:23:01,710 --> 00:23:03,537 Fine. Let me take the wheel. 475 00:23:03,538 --> 00:23:06,295 You can get a clean shot at him, partner. 476 00:23:06,296 --> 00:23:08,054 - [CHUCKLES] - Stuby-dooby-doo, 477 00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:10,021 that is a great idea. 478 00:23:13,538 --> 00:23:14,744 [LAUGHING] 479 00:23:14,745 --> 00:23:16,537 I got a grenade with your name on it. 480 00:23:16,538 --> 00:23:17,847 [GRUNTS] 481 00:23:17,848 --> 00:23:20,847 No! What are you doing? 482 00:23:20,848 --> 00:23:22,571 Fuck Grimm! We'll get him in the next round. 483 00:23:22,572 --> 00:23:24,331 - Stu! - [TIRES SQUEALING] 484 00:23:29,745 --> 00:23:31,089 [LAUGHING] 485 00:23:36,089 --> 00:23:37,709 [TIRES SQUEALING] 486 00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:39,365 Hey! What the fuck? 487 00:23:40,193 --> 00:23:41,572 Shit! 488 00:23:43,331 --> 00:23:44,745 Gotcha. 489 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,434 Whoo! 490 00:23:51,538 --> 00:23:52,709 Fuck! 491 00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:54,571 [LAUGHING] 492 00:23:54,572 --> 00:23:55,779 [GUNFIRE] 493 00:23:58,434 --> 00:23:59,537 [GRUNTS] 494 00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:00,952 Ow! My fucking face. 495 00:24:03,848 --> 00:24:05,951 Fuck. The kid! 496 00:24:05,952 --> 00:24:07,365 Shit. 497 00:24:08,986 --> 00:24:12,262 Shit, how could she-- Fuck! 498 00:24:15,331 --> 00:24:17,295 We have to keep our eye on the prize, right? 499 00:24:17,296 --> 00:24:19,468 - Right? - Right. 500 00:24:19,469 --> 00:24:20,676 I can't go back for her. 501 00:24:23,641 --> 00:24:28,676 [♪] 502 00:24:35,848 --> 00:24:36,952 Turn around. 503 00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:39,088 What? John, no! 504 00:24:39,089 --> 00:24:41,021 Move over, goddammit, we're wasting time! Come on! 505 00:24:47,917 --> 00:24:50,985 [TIRES SQUEALING] 506 00:24:50,986 --> 00:24:53,778 [ENGINE REVVING] 507 00:24:53,779 --> 00:24:54,883 [MISSILE WHISTLING] 508 00:24:58,814 --> 00:25:05,917 [♪] 509 00:25:26,883 --> 00:25:33,883 [♪] 32657

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