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[opening theme music playing]

-[switch flicks] -[Bandage Doctor] Hmm. I see.

Normally, I only see wrinkles like this

in my patients going through a midlife crisis.

Any recent electric skateboard purchases?

Mm, no.

Started writing unironic poems on social media

and no longer have anyone cool in your life

to tell you they're whack?

No.

Okay. Started a vanity musical EDM project?

Uh, Doctor. She's four.

Interesting data point.

Anyone at home that's causing her undue stress?

-Uh-- -[Richard] Uh, excuse me?

I think your water slide is broken.

Ah.

Hmm. I see.

Is there a cure, Doctor?

How do you feel about faking your untimely demise?

Mm, not great?

Hmm, then no.

-Huh? -[MRI scanner humming]

[screaming]

[Nicole] Anais, you really don't have to worry about us.

We're fine.

Ah.

[groans]

Hmm.

Ah.

-[giggles] -[truck horn blows]

[Richard screams]

[groans]

So we're a bit prone to trouble.

That shouldn't stress you out.

We always come out okay.

Yeah, because I make sure you do.

I prepared for your future problems for the next 40 years.

I found an academy to toughen Darwin up

so no one can take advantage of him when he leaves home.

I also put a top lawyer for Gumball

on retainer because, um...

-Well. -[all agree]

Mm-hmm.

[Anais] And then, for Mom and Dad,

something to keep you entertained when you retire.

So you don't do the five-point head explosion technique

on Dad, when you finally realize who you chose to spend

the rest of your life with.

All right, if that's what it takes

to put your little mind at ease, we'll do it.

But please stop stressing out.

You're gonna turn that little face into a microwaved prune.

Uh-oh.

-[Nicole growls] -[brake squeals]

[yells]

We'll do what we need to put your mind at ease.

[Anais reading]

-Oh. Hello! -[voice echoes]

Oh. Hi.

I believe I have a reservation for a full breakdown

and rebuild as a weapon.

Should be under the name "Darwin Watterson."

Five, four...

-Ooh! A countdown! -...three...

-I hope it's to a song. -...two...

...one.

[techno music playing]

[chains rattling]

[explosions]

When you take this mask off, you will be one of us.

[timer ticking]

[men screaming]

[Xavier] You have been broken and rebuilt as a weapon.

You are now ready for your final test.

[yips]

Show us who you are now.

[dramatic music playing]

[whimpers]

[grunts]

[Darwin] Fetch, lovely boy!

[barks]

What the--

[screams] How?

He's still exactly the same.

[speaking gibberish]

He can't be.

He's cute!

Could it be that in cuteness lies infinite strength?

Okay, uh, thank you. [chuckles softly]

That was quite the workout.

Um...

Okay, see ya. And again,

love the concept. The music, the mysterious vibes.

Outfits are super fierce.

Okay. Bye.

-[door closes] -[all] Huh?

The Unbreakable thinks we're whack.

He mocked our attire.

No, no. I think he just meant it was kind of like uninviting.

Like it's cute, but it's not cute-cute.

Maybe if we sold it with more, like, little spoon energy.

[giggles] Cute.

I actually love being the little spoon,

so I'm very excited about this.

[groans]

[Anais reading]

[grunting]

This is exactly what I mean.

Trouble just seems to follow you.

Thirty-eight counts of breaking and entering,

54 cases of damage to public property,

280 reported cases of causing a public nuisance.

As an adult, you would be given 402 life sentences.

No parole.

Um, okay, and what does that mean?

It means stop doing anything, right now, forever.

But I'm a kid!

Well, since the precedent of Kids v. Being Kids,

your federal misdemeanors are classified

as charming hijinks until you turn 18.

But the clock is ticking, Mr. Watterson.

Oh, man! Bummer. So what do I do?

It seems anything you do will lead to crime.

So, nothing.

Um... okay.

[muffled grunts]

[in cute voice] Hi!

Oh, we're just looking for a list of witnesses

and then we'll be out of your hair.

We'll just be a second.

Do something.

[Gumball] You said do nothing.

Then you'll be found guilty of helping a crime.

Call the police, now!

[Gumball] Oh. All right.

[muffled grunting]

[exhales]

Huh?

Hmm, okay, so you're telling me that after wrecking your office

while doing... nothing, he helped the criminals

find a list of witnesses by... breathing?

And where did you say the weapon

of the crime came from?

[sighs] Nowhere. Okay, I'm very aware

that even I can't defend any of this in court.

So just arrest me.

[groans]

[Anais reading]

[cow moos]

[sighs]

Wow, I just can't believe she bought us a sanctuary

to take care of rescue animals in our retirement years.

-So thoughtful. -Yeah.

It's so nice just getting out of the rat race, you know?

Uh, sure. [chuckles]

Just finally doing something for me.

-[growling] -Hmm?

Oh, sorry. Something for us.

That's not-- Richard, you can't be retired

if you have nothing to retire from.

You didn't have a job!

[gasps] Oh!

So you don't call raising our family

or looking after the home a job?

I do. And I was the one doing that job.

Excuse me?

-I cleaned... -...our savings!

-I cooked... -...the books!

And got us into trouble with the IRS.

I watched the kids...

...hurt themselves, so you can post fail videos online!

-[grumbles] -No, no, Richard, it's fine.

You do a lot for this family.

I know. I'm just... I'm a little antsy.

I'm just not used to not being busy, you know?

Well, then let's throw our grand opening celebration

and show these poor, bored animals

things are going to be more fun now we're here.

No, no, Richard, I don't think we--

[bleating]

[neighing]

[growling]

Uh, is that cow baring its teeth?

No, it's smiling.

It's having such a good time.

[roaring]

[both gasp, scream]

[yelling]

I think you wear it well.

Oh, please. I look like a 3D-printed walnut.

Oh, don't be so harsh on yourself.

It's more like a pile of sliced processed meat.

[sighs] Thanks.

Oh, come on. I think we proved something here.

Darwin can totally handle whatever life throws at him.

And I can still do six years of crime.

As for what happened with Mom and Dad,

I mean, she knew what she signed up for.

And I think it's good that you started

your midlife crisis early.

Most of life is a crisis.

At least the way we do it.

Is this supposed to make me feel any better?

No! Worse.

Embrace the disaster.

Mistakes are what makes life interesting.

♪ If you're worried You're gonna fall ♪

♪ Well, you'd never Jump at all ♪

♪ If you hold on To every rope ♪

♪ Then you'll leave Nothing to hope ♪

♪ That's why you leap Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪

♪ Before you look Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪

♪ And don't plan everything You can in your little book ♪

♪ You have to go Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪

♪ Before you know Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪

♪ That every day's gonna Be okay and help you grow ♪

♪ If I stuck to the path That was laid for me ♪

♪ I'd still be living in The ocean without this family ♪

♪ No one could have guessed ♪

♪ I'd grow legs For my best bro-friend ♪

♪ Now I know he's gonna be With me till the end ♪

[both] ♪ That's why I leap Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪

♪ Before I look Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪

♪ I don't plan everything I can in a little book ♪

[all] ♪ That's why I go doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪

♪ Before I know Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪

♪ That every day is gonna Be okay and help me grow ♪

♪ If I'd followed my life ♪

♪ As I'd decided it would be ♪

♪ I never would have Thought your dad ♪

♪ Was the right guy for me ♪

[both] ♪ But I know wherever We go, we go hand in hand ♪

♪ We'd rather go with Each other than with a plan ♪

[all] ♪ That's why we leap Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪

♪ Before we look Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪

♪ We don't plan everything We can in a little book ♪

♪ That's why we go Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪

♪ Before we know Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪

♪ That every day's gonna Be okay and help us grow ♪

Okay, what was that about?

You all just mumbled some song and jumped out the window.

[all groaning]

[all] Aww.

I think I understand. It's not up to me

to fix people's mistakes,

because how else will they learn to be better?

From here onwards, I will stop bailing out Mom every time

-she assaults someone... -[gasps]

...doing Gumball and Darwin's homework,

and stopping Dad from eating cotton buds

because they look like mini candy floss.

So you're on your own.

[Gumball] Hey...

[all groaning]

[closing theme music playing]