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[opening theme music playing]
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-[switch flicks]
-[Bandage Doctor] Hmm. I see.
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Normally, I only see
wrinkles like this
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in my patients
going through a midlife crisis.
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Any recent
electric skateboard purchases?
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Mm, no.
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Started writing unironic
poems on social media
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and no longer have
anyone cool in your life
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to tell you they're whack?
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No.
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Okay. Started a vanity musical
EDM project?
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Uh, Doctor. She's four.
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Interesting data point.
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Anyone at home that's
causing her undue stress?
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-Uh--
-[Richard] Uh, excuse me?
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I think your water slide
is broken.
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Ah.
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Hmm. I see.
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Is there a cure, Doctor?
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How do you feel about
faking your untimely demise?
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Mm, not great?
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Hmm, then no.
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-Huh?
-[MRI scanner humming]
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[screaming]
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[Nicole] Anais, you really
don't have to worry about us.
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We're fine.
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Ah.
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[groans]
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Hmm.
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Ah.
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-[giggles]
-[truck horn blows]
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[Richard screams]
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[groans]
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So we're a bit
prone to trouble.
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That shouldn't stress you out.
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We always come out okay.
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Yeah, because I make sure
you do.
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I prepared for your future
problems for the next 40 years.
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I found an academy
to toughen Darwin up
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so no one can take advantage
of him when he leaves home.
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I also put a top lawyer
for Gumball
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on retainer because, um...
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-Well.
-[all agree]
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Mm-hmm.
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[Anais] And then,
for Mom and Dad,
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something to keep you
entertained when you retire.
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So you don't do the five-point
head explosion technique
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on Dad, when you finally
realize who you chose to spend
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the rest of your life with.
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All right, if that's
what it takes
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to put your little mind
at ease, we'll do it.
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But please stop stressing out.
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You're gonna turn that little
face into a microwaved prune.
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Uh-oh.
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-[Nicole growls]
-[brake squeals]
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[yells]
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We'll do what we need
to put your mind at ease.
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[Anais reading]
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-Oh. Hello!
-[voice echoes]
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Oh. Hi.
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I believe I have a reservation
for a full breakdown
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and rebuild as a weapon.
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Should be under
the name "Darwin Watterson."
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Five, four...
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-Ooh! A countdown!
-...three...
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-I hope it's to a song.
-...two...
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...one.
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[techno music playing]
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[chains rattling]
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[explosions]
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When you take this mask off,
you will be one of us.
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[timer ticking]
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[men screaming]
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[Xavier] You have been broken
and rebuilt as a weapon.
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You are now ready
for your final test.
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[yips]
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Show us who you are now.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[whimpers]
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[grunts]
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[Darwin] Fetch, lovely boy!
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[barks]
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What the--
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[screams] How?
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He's still exactly the same.
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[speaking gibberish]
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He can't be.
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He's cute!
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Could it be that in cuteness
lies infinite strength?
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Okay, uh, thank you.
[chuckles softly]
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That was quite the workout.
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Um...
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Okay, see ya. And again,
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love the concept. The music,
the mysterious vibes.
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Outfits are super fierce.
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Okay. Bye.
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-[door closes]
-[all] Huh?
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The Unbreakable
thinks we're whack.
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He mocked our attire.
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No, no. I think he just meant
it was kind of like uninviting.
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Like it's cute,
but it's not cute-cute.
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Maybe if we sold it with more,
like, little spoon energy.
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[giggles] Cute.
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I actually love being
the little spoon,
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so I'm very excited about this.
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[groans]
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[Anais reading]
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[grunting]
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This is exactly what I mean.
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Trouble just seems
to follow you.
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Thirty-eight counts
of breaking and entering,
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54 cases of damage
to public property,
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280 reported cases
of causing a public nuisance.
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As an adult, you would be given
402 life sentences.
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No parole.
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Um, okay,
and what does that mean?
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It means stop doing anything,
right now, forever.
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But I'm a kid!
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Well, since the precedent
of Kids v. Being Kids,
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your federal misdemeanors
are classified
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as charming hijinks
until you turn 18.
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But the clock is ticking,
Mr. Watterson.
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Oh, man! Bummer.
So what do I do?
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It seems anything you do
will lead to crime.
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So, nothing.
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Um... okay.
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[muffled grunts]
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[in cute voice] Hi!
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Oh, we're just looking
for a list of witnesses
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and then we'll be
out of your hair.
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We'll just be a second.
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Do something.
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[Gumball] You said do nothing.
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Then you'll be found guilty
of helping a crime.
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Call the police, now!
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[Gumball] Oh. All right.
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[muffled grunting]
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[exhales]
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Huh?
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Hmm, okay, so you're telling me
that after wrecking your office
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while doing... nothing,
he helped the criminals
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find a list of witnesses
by... breathing?
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And where did you say
the weapon
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of the crime came from?
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[sighs] Nowhere.
Okay, I'm very aware
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that even I can't defend
any of this in court.
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So just arrest me.
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[groans]
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[Anais reading]
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[cow moos]
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[sighs]
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Wow, I just can't believe
she bought us a sanctuary
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to take care of rescue animals
in our retirement years.
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-So thoughtful.
-Yeah.
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It's so nice just getting out
of the rat race, you know?
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Uh, sure. [chuckles]
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Just finally doing something
for me.
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-[growling]
-Hmm?
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Oh, sorry. Something for us.
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That's not-- Richard,
you can't be retired
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if you have nothing
to retire from.
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You didn't have a job!
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[gasps] Oh!
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So you don't call
raising our family
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or looking after
the home a job?
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I do. And I was the one
doing that job.
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Excuse me?
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-I cleaned...
-...our savings!
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-I cooked...
-...the books!
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And got us into trouble
with the IRS.
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I watched the kids...
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...hurt themselves, so you can
post fail videos online!
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-[grumbles]
-No, no, Richard, it's fine.
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You do a lot for this family.
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I know. I'm just...
I'm a little antsy.
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I'm just not used
to not being busy, you know?
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Well, then let's throw
our grand opening celebration
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and show these poor,
bored animals
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things are going to be
more fun now we're here.
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No, no, Richard,
I don't think we--
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[bleating]
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[neighing]
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[growling]
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Uh, is that cow
baring its teeth?
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No, it's smiling.
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It's having such a good time.
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[roaring]
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[both gasp, scream]
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[yelling]
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I think you wear it well.
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Oh, please. I look like
a 3D-printed walnut.
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Oh, don't be so harsh
on yourself.
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It's more like a pile
of sliced processed meat.
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[sighs] Thanks.
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Oh, come on. I think we proved
something here.
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Darwin can totally handle
whatever life throws at him.
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And I can still do
six years of crime.
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As for what happened
with Mom and Dad,
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I mean, she knew
what she signed up for.
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And I think it's good
that you started
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your midlife crisis early.
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Most of life is a crisis.
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At least the way we do it.
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Is this supposed
to make me feel any better?
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No! Worse.
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Embrace the disaster.
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Mistakes are what
makes life interesting.
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♪ If you're worried
You're gonna fall ♪
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♪ Well, you'd never
Jump at all ♪
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♪ If you hold on
To every rope ♪
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♪ Then you'll leave
Nothing to hope ♪
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♪ That's why you leap
Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪
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♪ Before you look
Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪
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♪ And don't plan everything
You can in your little book ♪
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♪ You have to go
Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪
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♪ Before you know
Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪
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♪ That every day's gonna
Be okay and help you grow ♪
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♪ If I stuck to the path
That was laid for me ♪
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♪ I'd still be living in
The ocean without this family ♪
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♪ No one could have guessed ♪
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♪ I'd grow legs
For my best bro-friend ♪
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♪ Now I know he's gonna be
With me till the end ♪
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[both] ♪ That's why I leap
Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪
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♪ Before I look
Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪
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♪ I don't plan everything
I can in a little book ♪
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[all] ♪ That's why I go
doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪
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♪ Before I know
Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪
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♪ That every day is gonna
Be okay and help me grow ♪
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♪ If I'd followed my life ♪
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♪ As I'd decided it would be ♪
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♪ I never would have
Thought your dad ♪
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♪ Was the right guy for me ♪
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[both] ♪ But I know wherever
We go, we go hand in hand ♪
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♪ We'd rather go with
Each other than with a plan ♪
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[all] ♪ That's why we leap
Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪
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♪ Before we look
Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪
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♪ We don't plan everything
We can in a little book ♪
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♪ That's why we go
Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪
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♪ Before we know
Doodle-loo-doodle-loo ♪
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♪ That every day's gonna
Be okay and help us grow ♪
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Okay, what was that about?
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You all just mumbled some song
and jumped out the window.
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[all groaning]
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[all] Aww.
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I think I understand.
It's not up to me
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to fix people's mistakes,
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because how else
will they learn to be better?
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From here onwards, I will stop
bailing out Mom every time
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-she assaults someone...
-[gasps]
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...doing Gumball
and Darwin's homework,
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and stopping Dad
from eating cotton buds
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because they look like
mini candy floss.
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So you're on your own.
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