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I'm so, so stupid.

I'm a dumbass slave.

I'm so lucky I have Princess Paige to tell me what to do. You dickless piece

shit. You think you can interrupt me on my Saturday morning, Piggy?

I just need access to my account. Sorry, who controls your account?

You do, Princess. I just need... And you think I...

Give you the account you'd have for free.

I'm going to rinse you.

Rinse me.

The new Amex.

The new Amex. Yeah, no, I messaged you the number.

You ain't getting shit.

I'm on the LV store now.

Full cart.

Oh, yeah? Duffel bag.

New. $3 ,600.

Wild ZL hoop earrings.

$830.

Is this going to hit the limit? I hope so.

God, you're pathetic. Just look at how horny you're getting at the thought of

giving me everything.

What about those new flat parma sandals? Are you telling me what to buy?

No. Shut the fuck up.

Yes, princess.

And... Done.

Up your limit, bitch. Can you tell me the password? Are you wearing panties?

No. No, Princess.

No panties, not possible.

Yeah. Yes, Princess.

You know what I can do if you don't obey me, Piggy?

Yeah. Yeah.

God,

you're pathetic.

Did you notice?

It's not sitting flush against the wall.

What do you think?

It's a bit silly, but...

Aren't I supposed to make the dad jokes?

I just wanted to feel special.

Are you going to say something?

Yeah, yeah, no, it's good. Yeah, I'll hang it on the back wall above the flat

screen. No, I mean tonight at the dinner. It might be nice.

To say what?

You know, a few words.

Is he up yet?

You just have a strong way with him, and it means something.

Abundant praise is a fast track to faulty character.

Well, Dr. Phil says... No, I'm serious. He's getting a reward, something

tangible.

After this, you'll know that with a strong work ethic, he can get what he

Well, a simple good job goes a long way for someone like Sam.

A good job doesn't go zero at 106 .8 seconds.

Come on, Bruiser.

Richard, is this urgent?

I'm taking my girlfriend to the rhododendron festival. I need you to

car guy and push back the pickup.

Tell him I'll be there to start over cash.

This is the third time.

Your deal. I'm paying well over what he'd get at auction.

You know he has other buyers.

Sweet talking.

Rich, not your PA.

Say that again?

Not your PA.

Your 360 evaluation is coming up, isn't it?

I'm not going to be working under you forever.

But you are.

Remember that.

Just a sec.

Be careful with my hedges.

I don't feel well.

You're up playing video games half the night. I'm not surprised.

Go away.

It's only like 15.

We need you to run to Harris Farm and pick up some things.

I can't. Yes, you can, Bruiser.

Come on, mate. I've been up since 5 .30. Done two hours' work, exercise, had

breakfast.

The day has only just begun.

Sanjay and training show me this. It's great.

They play it in the seminars when they talk about self -starting.

The first rule of success is to have a vision.

You see, if you don't have a vision of where you go and if you don't have a

where you go, you drift around and you never end up anywhere.

We all fail.

It's okay.

What is not okay is...

That when you fail, you stay down.

Whoever stays down is a loser.

And winners will fail and get up. Fail and get up. You always get up. That

is a winner.

That is a winner.

Back again, Piggy?

I need the netbank login.

Stand up.

Drop your shorts.

Oh, you fucking pansy.

Oh, God.

Oh, sorry. What did you want again?

Don't say you could see.

Stay standing.

You're an impatient piggy today.

Are you forgetting about that little video you sent me?

About the all -staff email I have drafted in your outbox?

One click and everybody will know, but the big finance man is nothing but a...

Dirty little boy.

Yeah.

Treating me like the inferior piece of shit I am.

Now, what did you say you needed? You needed more what? More money in your

allowance?

Sorry. Sorry, Princess. I just need the password.

So that I can... Oh, God. What are you going to do for me?

What does Princess want?

Add another picture to my shrine.

And then we'll talk.

How's Piggy?

Licking my boots.

Can we ask his psych box for a release day? Oh, give me.

How'd you do?

It's okay.

Gavin is a hard marker.

Does your butt hurt?

Because you called Freud the prototype fuckboy? Yeah, well, he's a coke addict

who couldn't find the clit. No other word for it.

Sorry, it's so last minute.

All his friends are busy.

Yeah.

I know.

There's going to be plenty of food and he would love to see his cousins.

I don't know. I'm worried it's going to be a bit sad with just your parents.

But you couldn't come for just a few hours after Terry's jiu -jitsu greeting?

Sam?

Would you like that?

He's not coming.

You don't want him to come to your dinner? Oh, he's fucking eight years

Well, is there anybody else that I can invite?

Just leave me alone.

Because we can still call you. Get out of my room.

Sam. Get the fuck out!

Just measuring that tricorn. We have a slight emergency going on.

Emergency's a bit strong.

I have never seen him like this before.

Well, you want this thing done by Christmas.

I think that we do need to take him to see somebody.

He just needs a good kick up the arse.

Seriously? Take his internet.

See how quickly he gets out of bed. Aren't you concerned?

Yeah, I know he needs to get up.

I know he needs to quit moping. For what?

We're going to pay someone to sit around and chat?

I just don't have any effect on him anymore.

He's not going to be free.

I really told him.

Bruiser.

Bruiser, we need to talk.

Go away.

Buddy, this is serious. Can you sit up for a tick?

Hey!

The GT?

The GT, yep.

Seriously?

You got into a good uni. You deserve it.

Is it here?

No, no, tonight.

No, no, no. Settle, settle. It's not a toy. It's a tool.

Okay? Yeah.

It's not just about getting around. You're independent.

But the right people take notice. You project an image.

So look after it.

Keep it clean.

Thank you.

I'm so happy about you, old white man.

This photo's dark as fuck.

Sorry, princess.

I mean, I look hot in all of these, but I can't even see what you've changed.

Up the back, I found... Are you mansplaining, Piggy?

This isn't gonna cut it.

Can you hear me, Piggy?

you to chant the mantra five times

today

i am committed to pleasing i can't hear you piggy today

i am committed to pleasing princess page today i'm committed to pleasing

princess lower louder

I like hearing that you're my toy.

Today, I am committed to pleasing Princess Paige.

Good, Piggy. Now you have to pay a $200 fine for wasting my time.

Yes, Princess.

Password is... I'm a dumb slave.

663... I'm a dumb slave.

66. I'm a dumb slave.

663, capital I.

663.

I've got it. I've got it. Thank you, Princess.

Thank you.

You just can't get enough of me today. Did you spend the money in the Maxi

account? Congrats, my little slave. All your money has been spent on moi. All of

it? I was waiting all day for you to find out. No, no, no. I mean the Maxi

Saver. The bottom account.

The car fund. Yeah.

Fucking spent it.

You dickless, shriveled piece of... Fuck!

Sorry, are you okay?

I'm going to have to ask you to maybe transfer a little bit of the money back.

From where?

I don't know. Wherever you've got it.

I told you I spent it.

All of it, Fernanda.

That was everything.

You told me to spend it. No, no, no. I told you to spend it, but I... It was

your playing account.

Yeah, but I didn't think... You would spend it all. Isn't that the whole

What kind of dominatrix just assumes those limits?

What kind of finance guy is that irresponsible with his cash?

I mean, did you think those receipts were fake or something? No, no, but I

wasn't adding them up. I couldn't... I couldn't even see the balances. Then why

give me control of everything?

Because that's the fantasy!

Oh, my God.

I've got... I've got assets.

I've got investments.

Okay. Okay.

What are you complaining about? No, no, no. But I need... I need 76 grand now,

Paige.

Today.

Liquid.

I... I don't... Not to... Fuck.

Can you hoist that banner up for me?

I know,

I had no idea how we got a hold of one, but like, pink shit right there, am I

right?

Yeah. Hey, I want to talk to you.

Sorry.

Yeah, dude, I'll take you for a ride. Go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What are you doing with that banner?

Who's this?

It's no joke, like one of the coolest cars you've ever seen. Why don't I show

you? And like it's total fucking chardonnay bill.

Like we're going to get so much pussy.

Yeah, well, it was either that or working out and nobody got time for

Yeah, yeah

Thank you.

Yeah, Richard, he's not happy. You'd better get around there ASAP. I will, I

will. This is about Hydex.

Hydex?

Yeah. Just spoke to Vic.

He wants to pull the trigger on it now.

He called you personally?

Yep.

On a Saturday?

Hmm, you've got to learn.

Be ready when the big fish snap.

Is that even wise?

Now's not the time to be a pussy. But you saw the movement yesterday.

Have some nerve. Now is the time. He's given us the green light.

I'm not sure that this... Make the trade.

No.

What, are you allergic to making a little bit of money? I'm going to have

check with the partners, okay? This doesn't seem right.

Yeah, sure, you do that.

See what they say when you blow a deal this big with hesitation.

Yeah.

I have an idea. Yep.

Maybe we call your brother and invite him tonight.

Sam needs people.

He needs people.

His face. His kid practically hit the ceiling.

You think that's going to last?

I just know Kevin had kind of similar parenting issues.

He could help.

What, do you think I'm going to get Kev around and quiz him for pointers?

What are you even doing in there?

Yeah, goodness.

We've got to organise the dinner. I'm not going to do everything by myself.

It's fine. I'm going to go and get the car. I'm just sorting some things out.

What?

Work.

Because I wouldn't know anything about that, would I?

We're not calling, Kev.

End of story.

Shame you can't make it, Kev.

But I get it.

Maybe if you'd asked me before the day of.

Yeah, well, Sam will be disappointed.

Right. We'll pass on my congratulations to him.

Yeah, actually, it's kind of the reason for the call.

Oh.

Yeah, look, I mean, it's only if you've got it, but Sam's looking for a quick

emergency loan.

All my money's tied up and I forgot I had this... No, stop.

I knew this call was going to come someday, so, you know, you shouldn't

ashamed.

What do you mean?

It's in our genes.

It's genetic.

No, no, no, it's not about that stuff. No, no, I don't want to hear your

excuses. Anything I do is only going to be enabling.

No, it's for Sam.

Oh, and when Dad used to take the grocery money, he'd say it was for back

or car trouble.

No, no, seriously.

No, you're a selfish cunt.

Seriously. You've never done a favour for anyone, and you expect me to bail

out? I pity Kelly. You're a self -destructive mess, just like him.

Don't make me beg.

Oh, mate, you don't need cash.

You need fucking psychiatric care.

I thought Dom's sub -relationships were supposed to be all radical consent and

shit. I don't know. It's the first time I've done this. Conversational

foundation. I don't know, Shanti.

You didn't set a limit.

Well, we never really talked about it. It just all happened so fast.

Hmm. You're redistributing the wealth?

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is for the housing market, boomer. For the environment.

Eat the rich.

He's an old white dude. He'll be fine.

He's using this as a maladaptive coping mechanism.

Maybe I took advantage.

I should check the Reddit forums for some advice.

My fucking God.

What? The motherfucker has a family.

Do you have a gambling problem?

Richard, do you have a gambling problem?

I don't.

Kelly, I'm telling you, I don't.

Are we in trouble? Is that why you laid off the carpenter downstairs?

Why would Kevin just say that?

I don't know.

I don't know if we're in trouble. No, I'm not. We're not.

Well, then what?

You've always been happy for me to take care of our finances. Oh, don't you

dare. And now you're questioning me like I'm some deadbeat. This is about our

future, the future of our family. That Chippy was a snake. I'm doing a better

job than... Give me your phone.

No.

Chippy! Tell me! What's in our savings account? Show me the balance!

Hey, Bruiser.

Was it busy? Did you get everything?

See, I'm making a special lamb shanks tonight.

And a chocolate souffle cake.

Jesus. Drop it. Forget about the car already.

Yeah.

Give your mum a hand.

What? I said Aperol.

Aperol Campari, same difference? No, it is not the same difference.

So you want me to go back up to the bottle load to get half rolled? Yeah.

That's okay. No big deal.

We need it. It's 11 .40 in the morning. It's not essential right now. Can we

please just... You just walked in the door two seconds ago. He's doing it now!

Stay! Shut up!

Kelly,

what are you doing?

This is the only room with a lock.

Sam is crumbling like a shortcake. You're acting like a crazy person.

I just need some space.

I know you want me to fix him. I'm trying. If you don't go away, I will

screaming.

We need to start the dinner.

Fuck off!

Okay, okay.

I'm going to count to five.

If I find out you're lying to me.

What is it now?

I'm sick of this pity party bullshit.

How do you do it?

What?

You know.

Just torpedo forward.

Life's not about what you want. It's about what you have to do. And the

you get that through your head, the better. No, no.

You know what I'm talking about.

Do I?

Women.

That's what's worrying you? Don't act like it's not important to you. Come on,

Sam. You're looking down the barrel of your future here.

Your career.

Be a man of integrity.

Paige.

Where'd you get that?

You left it in the car.

It was a joke from the office.

You know, Larry.

It was a fit show. You get to fuck all these women. Not fair.

What are you even doing here?

Why is the name on you?

You're damn right I'm fucking her.

Fucking crying, will you?

Here I am, a virgin. You're a virgin because you're a disappointing little

sack creep. You'll never have sex until you marry at 45.

Wait.

Choose something personally meaningful, like the name of a significant other, or

a family.

I feel positive!

uh oh

Are you serious?

You can't be doing this right now. No, I absolutely can't. Then why the fuck are

you calling me?

I can't. I can't be your slave anymore.

Great. That sounds positive.

We had our fun.

And that's that.

Is it, though?

You're married.

And I love my wife.

Does she know about the money?

It's none of your business.

You made it my business.

No, no, I didn't.

No, you and I, we entered into... 31, old guy's expendable income is one thing

you... Don't fucking play dumb. You knew I was married.

I do seriously need to see someone. This is actually a problem.

Excuse me? I thought it was safe and sane and consensual, but clearly you're

using this as some maladaptive coping mechanism.

I don't want to be a textbook shit at me.

It's just how I like to get off.

We'll see what Kelly has to say.

You wouldn't know the first fucking thing about marriage.

It's because of financial abuse.

Well, you're just as much to blame as I am.

You need to come clean, Richard.

Open.

I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

I

can't breathe.

Are you okay?

Carol, I'd like to show you something.

What is that?

Charcoal relief I made of you. Are you drawing again?

No, no, it's old.

Do you think that's some kind of grand gesture that's going to make me flop

into your arms?

No, something to start a conversation to...

To help us move. Do you know what would really help?

Do you know what would completely surprise me? If you would lift a finger.

I think I've got some maladaptive type.

Maladaptive?

Where is this coming from?

Do you want to talk? Talk!

You want to show me some silly little drawings?

Grace! Grace!

Grace!

Oh, Grace!

This is our hotel.

Hotel to what?

You took photos of this?

From my memory.

They were the closest we ever got to the tower.

We hardly ever left the room.

Still got the wake -up calls, though.

God, it made you laugh.

Hello?

Hello?

You think that this is enough?

I still think about it.

Why are you telling me how you felt 20 years ago?

Yeah, okay. Well, whether it is money

or work or gambling, I

love you, Richard.

But you're going to have to let me in or just get out of my way.

He's monitoring our phone, so he'll just delete anything I send her.

Are you sure you should be doing this?

Maybe they're poly.

Maybe she knows.

Fucked.

Well, should she know, you'll ruin her. Who knows what other kind of shit this

guy could be up to?

It's a dangerous place for a woman to be in. A marriage like that? Yeah, but is

that our business?

Oh. What? So it's okay to hold this boomer over the coals when it's fun and

and you're getting your rent paid. But the minute shit gets serious, Shanti...

What about his kid? What about his kid?

All the more reason for me to go over there right now. Call your debts. What

you even going to say?

The truth, everything.

That involves you spending their money, remember?

They're not going to be happy with you.

And you're right.

We don't really know what this guy's like. I'm pretty sure I can handle him.

made him wear a G -string for a week. Look, we can try calling her.

Good. Baby step.

It's like pulling teeth with you. One step forward, two steps backwards.

What do you mean?

A gambling problem. I'm not speaking Venusian. Have you ever known me to bet?

don't know what you do.

My dad.

in the Reader's Digest about a gambler.

He was reformed because his sister organised an intervention.

She thought that sounded like the silver bullet.

So she gathered all of Dad's friends and his workmates into the living room.

And did you have to talk?

I said...

I feel... And that was it.

I got three words out and that motherfucker took one look around the

just... bolted.

And you promised me that you don't have a gambling problem.

We lost our house.

Everything. because that piece of shit wasn't strong enough.

It's been the greatest fear, that I'd turn out like that miserable fuck.

What?

You, you're acting really weird.

I'm being honest.

You want me to be open?

I'm open.

It's your line to a channel of the 23rd century.

Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future.

Frieza, where are you?

I want to talk to you about this afternoon.

Clear the air before the dinner tonight.

stupid, stupid slave.

Everything I did.

Rich!

It's like a team meeting, am I right?

Like the new analyst doesn't know his ass from his elbow.

I get that kid's joint was there.

It was a rising star, that kid.

Thanks.

Did you get onto it?

Vic? No, the buyer, the car.

Rich, what the fuck are you talking about?

Larry is on his way into the office to get to the bottom of why you're trying

make unauthorized trades.

You sell that GT to someone else.

You are coming unglued, mate. The car is gone.

Okay, you have much bigger problems. You don't fucking tell me what my problems

are.

I've been taking your holier -than -thou shit -don't -stink attitude because...

All I ever heard at the firm was how gun Richard Morgan was.

I can't be this anymore.

I've been waiting for this day. You are weak.

Yeah.

Treat me like the inferior piece of shit that I am.

Princess, who is Paige?

You gave all of our money away. You could at least tell me what for.

No, no, it was just online. It was thin, Dom. I never met her. Oh, my God, the

renovations. Sam's car.

Oh, the renovations. Sam's car.

That's the first thing you go to.

What else do you give me? Because I know what you expect.

Why have you never talked about the Hotel of Waltz? Why have I never heard

your father?

That's my shit. No one wants to hear that stuff.

All right.

And so she does, does she? No.

Then what is it?

And I'm sick of driving this thing.

Oh, grow up.

After we got married, who pushed me into quitting my degree? Pushed? I knew how

hard it would be with Sam. And then when I wanted to go back, who said that it

would be too expensive for childcare?

And then when he went to Riverview, who told me that no one would hire me and

that it would take me too long to reskill?

Carrie, I'm your husband.

I'm supposed to take care of that shit.

But no, it's the new garden beds.

It's the retaining wall. Fuck!

It's been my life for the last 25 fucking years. You think you've wasted

life? All I've got to show for mine is a garden and a shelf full of fucking

recipe books!

Oi! Get off!

Get off! Fucking guy!

Get off! Don't fucking... Get off!

You can't be this anymore.

You can't be anything else.

You want open?

Wait, no!

What do we do now?

I said why am I still even asking you?

Hello?

Do you know who I am?

Yes. I just want to say that I'm really sorry.

What for?

Any pain I've caused you.

You can soothe my pain.

Excuse me?

Um, I want to take you out.

Oh. Like to dinner?

Or we could go to the beach?

I'd treat you really well.

No, I don't think that... I'd be, like, really good. It's a bit... I'd eat your

pussy. What?

Is this a joke?

This is so inappropriate.

So you fuck my dad, but you stop salt when it comes to me? How fucking dare

You sluts are all the same.

I didn't fuck your dad.

That's bullshit. I know you did. He was my little bitch. And it's clear that the

apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

But... Listen when I'm talking to you. Didn't your mother raise you better than

that? Yeah.

It's all her fault.

If that bitch had treated my dad better, he wouldn't have fucking come to you.

I need to get this woman out of her house.

Are you really sure you want to do this?

You need me to call?

No, this is on me.

Should you just call the police?

Yeah, right.

I'll call you if I need you.

Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future.

Bruce, when are you coming home?

Tonight's a really important celebration for you.

I'm sorry I didn't give it the... I don't know what you'd call it, the...

feeling.

I guess what I'm trying to say is... I'd like it to be special.

And... Whatever you're going through...

Okay Here

it

is people the day of reckoning is at hand For too long like that

in waiting watching the World around me form couples.

Form groups.

Enjoying the pleasure of each other's company.

I'm nice.

I'm worthy.

Is it too much to ask that these females give me a little bit of their

attention?

I see these faces give their love away freely. Savage brutes.

They torture me by parting away their feelings to unworthy men.

It's a cruel game designed to punish the intelligent, the sensitive,

and not anymore.

Get out of the way. I need to speak to Kelly. Are you out of your fucking mind?

Kelly! Kelly, step aside.

Kelly!

What is she doing in our house?

This isn't my home. How could you come here? You know who I am. Yeah, of course

you know. Shut up, I'm not talking to you. My son will be home any minute.

yes. It's me, little bar. Excuse me. He called me.

Clearly got some vulgar, threatening incel shit going on.

Slightest amount of respect for my... Shut up.

Spanish? No, it's... I'm just here to make sure, Kelly, that you are safe.

that sounds funny, coming from a home wrecker with a can of pepper spray.

Yes, OK. Look, this whole environment is toxic.

If you don't have anywhere to go, my friend runs a women's shelter in

No, no, we've been married for long enough... Richard, she is not going to

emotionally manipulated and lied to by you any longer.

I know that this is probably the hardest day of your life.

Okay, I've encountered it before, but you just have to get away from it all.

And remember that no matter what this piece of shit has said to you, you are a

human being and you have value.

I'm a human being and I'm valued.

You have worth, Kelly.

Well, thanks a fucking bunch. so I can listen and take you anywhere you want to

go. I've been straight through you.

You're just a kid who got in over her head and now you feel guilty.

I know why you're here.

It's not to rescue me. It's to clear your conscience.

You knew he was married.

You are just as culpable as this prick.

My rescue is not going to be your redemption.

All of this mess and pain is mine and it's real.

And I may never be okay again.

Honey, I'm... Don't get me started on you.

How's it going?

How's it going, Richard?

Talk.

Get on with my own.

I think I'd be doing this in front of an audience.

There are things that I want... that I need to say to you.

I

can...

Our bond for granted.

You know, maybe it's because my dad left.

You know, I don't want to make excuses for myself.

Although I kind of appreciate why he left.

I'm not saying... I mean...

I've

been rehearsing this in my head all afternoon and it's just not coming out

right.

Are you a big 4chan guy?

It's all for him.

He just clearly needs help.

From you?

I'm trained.

I'm sorry.

I can't even do this right.

What? My day of reckoning.

Sam, I know it might feel that way, but there's nothing to avenge.

Of course, a Stacey like you would say that.

You can't talk about women that way. Because everyone loved you.

I've done a lot I'm sorry for.

It'll become so easy to you.

You might be projecting.

I think I was projecting that.

Outwardly.

Say that to him.

It's not your fault.

Why?

Feel free to add anything.

If you want.

He did hold him to a high standard. To Sam?

He did hold you to a high standard. I never slept with Paige.

Just drank my own piss.

It's true. We never...

I found out I like being dominated.

Does he really need to heal? No, but I need to feel... Vulnerable.

Yeah, it's fine, but I need to find other ways in my life to acknowledge

to show that.

You need that too.

To be dominated?

No, no, no.

You need help.

Hey, we can get that together. But I want you to know that I love you.

And I will be with you for whatever you need.

The same goes true for everyone in this family.

How do you feel about that?

Fuck no. You will never see me again.

I am going to be here for you until the end of time. But this prick can fry in

hell.

Okay. I think we can probably leave it there.

Okay.

Making money is the devil's art.

They could trade their food and wine.

Growing grapes on a fence by a vine.

German shepherds and caged magpies under corrugated iron.

Drop some blood.

In the green glass pile

Rough blood

In the green glass pile

with the guns that die.

Quadrobytes and a telescope of time.

Drops of blood, declines of fire.

In the evening marauders came, her fear was on her

breath.

My sweet girl so scared she forgot about death.

Death is the pulse of your eye on your... a very large brand.