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Doctor Who Universe
And now we join Doctor Who and his best friends, Jamie and Zoe. And now we join Doctor Who and his best friends, Jamie and Zoe.
As they fight for their lives in The War Games. as they fight for their lives in The War Games.
Translated by: Krysiii Tape-kun Backlight Dusty poormoon Thunderbolt
Proofread by Tegan Dusty, Proofread by Dusty, Special effects by Starfire.
Producer: Rain & Wings Reset: Dried Fish
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What a place! What a place!
Where are we? Earth?
Well, it looks like it, Zoe. Well, it looks like it, Zoe.
Come on. Come on.
What's this stuff? What's this stuff?
Barbed wire. Aye, wee spikes.
Barbed wire, Jamie. It's filthy stuff. It's filthy stuff.
-I thought so. -I thought so.
Where are we? Where are we?
Back in history, Jamie. Back in history, Jamie.
Note: This type of steel helmet was discontinued in 1916.
One of the most terrible times on the planet Earth. One of the most terrible times on the planet Earth.
Note: The filming battlefield was actually a dump in Brighton that had previously been used for the filming of Oh! War Is Cruel.
Quick, down there! Quick, down there!
NOTE: In addition to the rain and snow, the scene had a large number of rats, which infuriated Patrick Troughton so much that he threatened that if he saw one more rat he would resign on the spot. It was later revealed that this brought back unpleasant memories of his wartime rat-hunting missions.
Oh, my word. Oh, my word.
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The Legion of iCelery is dedicated
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Jamie! Jamie!
I say! Are you all right?
Well, yeah, uh, I guess it's okay. Well... Well, yes, I think so.
I shouldn't stay around here. I shouldn't stay around here.
That was just a softening-up barrage. That was just a softening-up barrage.
Really? Really?
-Oh, my God. - What are you doing here? -Oh, my! What on earth are you doing here anyway?
This is no place for civilians. This is no place for civilians.
-Well, where are we? -Between the lines, I think. -Between the lines, I think.
I'm not quite sure myself. I'm not quite sure myself.
I'm heading for Ypres, but I seem to have got-- I'm heading for Ypres, but I seem to have got...
Note: The Ypres region of western Belgium was the site of three battles between Allied and German forces during World War I. It was a testing ground for new weapons for both sides.
[German] Hands up. Hande hoch!
[Get out of here. Macht schnell!
Out you come! Out you come!
Note: The ambulance used in this photo actually served during WWI.
-There's another in the back. -There's another in the back. Take care of him.
Well done. Well done.
Hold your fire! Hold it!
Come on. Get down!
Get down. Get down.
Couple of prisoners, Sergeant. My men are bringing them in. My men are bringing them in.
Very good, sir. Very good, sir.
How are we going to get back to the TARDIS? How are we going to get back to the TARDIS?
Just be quiet, Jamie, and let me do the talking. Just be quiet, Jamie, and let me do the talking.
-Lieutenant Carstairs, sir. - What are you doing here? -Lieutenant Carstairs, sir.
You don't belong with this battalion, do you? You don't belong with this battalion, do you?
Patrolling in no-man's land. I got cut off from my own lot.
Why were you traipsing about in ambulances? Why were you traipsing about in ambulances?
Recaptured it from the Hun, sir. Lucky we arrived, really.
Note: Hun, Kraut, a term of endearment used especially in World Wars I and II.
There was a WVR driving it and three civilians inside. There was a WVR driving it and three civilians inside.
Note to reader: The WVR (Wellington Volunteer Rifles), established in 1885 in the Western Cape Province of South Africa (then a British colony) was disbanded in 1901 and only started in WWI in 1914 (so the setting is... please think about it). (then a British colony) was disbanded in 1901, and WWI only started in 1914 (the setup is such, please think about it).
Civilians? In no-man's land?
-Where are we? - Early 20th century, isn't it, Doctor? -Early 20th century, isn't it, Doctor?
Yes, I'm afraid we've landed right in the middle Yes, I'm afraid we've landed right in the middle
Note: Chalked words on sign next to CLAOHAM JUNCTION Clapham Subdivision (Clapham is in South London)
Of one of the worst wars in human history. of one of the worst wars in human history.
What are they dug into the ground for? What are they dug into the ground for?
Well, it's trench warfare, Jamie. Well, it's trench warfare, Jamie.
These trenches stretch right across the continent of Europe. These trenches stretch right across the continent of Europe.
What are they fighting for? What are they fighting for?
I believe they call it The War To End Wars. I believe they call it The War To End Wars.
Do you think they'll let us go? Do you think they'll let us go?
Well, they've no reason to keep us. Well, they've no reason to keep us.
Here, things have calmed down a bit. Here, things have calmed down a bit.
What do you think you're doing? What do you think you're doing?
Our transportation is over there. Our transportation is over there.
-We're trying to get to it. -We're trying to get to it.
There's nothing over there but Huns. There's nothing over there but Huns.
Anyway, the Major wants to see you. Anyway, the Major wants to see you.
Oh, we don't want to bother him. I'm sure he's very busy.
Come on! You, too, ma'am.
Right, sir, we'll go over the top at 0400 hours. Right, sir, we'll go over the top at 0400 hours.
Sir. Sir.
As you say, sir. As you say, sir.
That was General Smythe. Big push tomorrow. Big push tomorrow.
How long have you been out here? How long have you been out here?
Well, sir, it's odd, but I can't quite remember. Well, sir, it's odd, but I can't quite remember.
I know. It seems like forever, doesn't it? It seems like forever, doesn't it?
The civilians are here, sir. Civilian party, sir.
I understand you picked these people up in no-man's land. I understand you picked these people up in no-man's land.
Yes, I found them hiding in a bomb crater. Yes, I found them hiding in a bomb crater.
I see. May I ask what you were doing there? May I ask what you were doing there?
Trying not to get killed. Trying not to get killed.
I see. I see.
You're a Highlander, aren't you? Why aren't you with your regiment? Why aren't you with your regiment?
Regiment? I'm not in the Army.
-Are you a deserter? -No, of course not!
All right, all right. All right, all right.
And you, what are you doing in the front line? And you, what are you doing in the front line?
-No place for young ladies. - What about her? -No place for young ladies.
This lady is here on duty. This lady is here on duty.
Look, Major, we don't want to trouble you. Look, Major, we don't want to trouble you.
-Just let us go on our way. -Just let us go on our way. And which way is that?
He tried to make off towards the German line, sir. He tried to make off towards the German line, sir.
Did he, by Jove! Did he, by Jove!
I think General Smythe would like to know about you. I think General Smythe would like to know about you.
Get me General Smythe at base. Get me General Smythe at base.
Civilians? In no-man's land?
Yes. Well, send them back here at once. Well, send them back here at once.
I'll question them myself. I'll question them myself.
Three civilians found in no-man's land Three civilians found in no-man's land.
-Good Lord! Whereabouts, sir? - Barrington's sector. -Whereabouts, sir? Barrington's sector.
He's sending them straight back here. He's sending them straight back here.
I'm going to turn in for half an hour. I'm going to turn in for half an hour.
-Let me know when these civilians arrive. -Let me know when these civilians arrive.
Smythe 1917 Zone Smythe, 1917 Zone.
British sector. British sector.
Reinforcements urgently required Reinforcements urgently required.
At least 5,000 specimens. At least 5,000 specimens.
Left, right, left, right, left, right. Left, right, left, right, left, right...
Prisoners and escort, mark time! Prisoners and escort, mark time!
Halt! Halt!
Left turn! Left turn!
-Major Barrington. - Defendant, return to duty. -Major Barrington... -Accused, back in line!
If you're ready, gentlemen? If you're ready, gentlemen?
Now, look, what's going on here? Now, look, what's going on here?
The court martial is now in session. The court martial is now in session.
Court martial? But we're civilians. But we're civilians.
It's time for the statements of Lieutenant Carstairs and Lady Jennifer. The statements of Lieutenant Carstairs and Lady Jennifer.
-But if you'll allow me to explain we've been taken into evidence. -But if you'll allow me to explain...
The suspects waylaid an ambulance. "The prisoners waylaid an ambulance..."
Waylaid? The ambulance found us.
"Recaptured by Lieutenant Carstairs, the prisoners insinuated themselves. "Recaptured by Lieutenant Carstairs, the prisoners insinuated themselves
"into a forward command post where, at the earliest opportunity "into a forward command post where, at the earliest opportunity.
"one of them made a break for the enemy lines "one of them made a break for the enemy lines
"with whatever information he had gathered. "with whatever information he had gathered."
But none of that's true. You've twisted the whole thing.
This is a travesty of justice. This is a travesty of justice.
What are we charged with? What are we charged with?
In the case of this man, desertion from a Highland regiment. In the case of this man, desertion from a Highland regiment.
In the case of yourself and the girl. In the case of yourself and the girl.
The charge is one of espionage. The charge is one of espionage.
The penalty for all these charges is death! The penalty for all these charges is death!
But this is monstrous! But this is monstrous!
The court has carefully considered all the evidence The court has carefully considered all the evidence
"and finds you all guilty as charged. and finds you all guilty as charged.
Desertion in a time of war is a most heinous military crime. Desertion in a time of war is a most heinous military crime.
Look, I've deserted from nowhere. Look, I've deserted from nowhere.
I was never in your rotten army! I was never in your rotten army!
You will be confined to a military barracks You will be confined to a military barracks
awaiting a regimental court martial. awaiting a regimental court martial.
Okay, look, I'm not being confined anywhere. Now, look, I'm not being confined anywhere.
You, young lady, have betrayed your king and country. You, young lady, have betrayed your king and country.
You are sentenced to ten years' penal servitude You are sentenced to ten years' penal servitude.
-To be spent in a civilian prison. -To be spent in a civilian prison. But I haven't done anything!
The court finds you guilty of espionage. The court finds you guilty of espionage.
But this is ridiculous! But this is ridiculous!
For a crime of this magnitude, there is only one penalty. For a crime of this magnitude, there is only one penalty.
Just tell them! Just tell them!
If you've nothing further to say, sentence will be passed. If you've nothing further to say, sentence will be passed.
I demand the right to appeal to a higher authority. I demand the right to appeal to a higher authority.
There is no right of appeal. There is no right of appeal.
You will be executed at dawn tomorrow. You will be executed at dawn tomorrow.
Take him away, Sergeant Major. Take him away, Sergeant Major.
Prisoners and escort, left turn! Prisoners and escort, left turn!
Now, just a moment, you can't do this to us! Now, just a moment, you can't do this to us!
Hand him over to the MPs. Hand him over to the MPs.
They'll take him to the military prison. They'll take him to the military prison.
-Take him away. -Take him away.
-I don't want to leave you, Doctor! -You stay here, Zoe.
Goodbye, my dear. Goodbye, my dear.
But you can't let them execute the Doctor. He hasn't done anything! But you can't let them execute the Doctor, he hasn't done anything!
Zoe. Zoe!
Oh, Doctor! How on earth...?
I couldn't leave you to be shot, could I? It's dawn. I couldn't leave you to be shot, could I?
Oh, what a nice and clever girl you are! Oh, what a nice and clever girl you are! We must find Jamie.
They said something about a military prison. They said something about a military prison.
Quite right, Doctor. It is time to go.
Squad! Squad!
Attention! Attenshun!
Raise your guns. Present!
Aim! Aim!
Well done, Zoe. Can you undo it?
Oh, Doctor. Oh, Doctor... Oh!
Come on! Come on!
General Smythe, the prisoners have... General Smythe, the prisoners have...
-Get out! -Sir, what...?
There is nothing there. There is nothing there.
Note: In the original conception of the script, a cold "alien voice" would be used to speak during the implementation of mind control
There's nothing there. There's nothing there.
You have not seen me. You have not seen me.
I have been called away to an important meeting. I have been called away to an important meeting.
Important meeting, yes. Important meeting, yes.
General Smythe? General Smythe?
Oh, of course. He's gone to that meeting.
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
That's it. That's it.
That's the military prison, all right. That's the military prison, all right.
That's where Jamie will be. That's where Jamie will be.
Take a look. The trouble is those sentries.
What are we going to do? What are we going to do?
Don't know. I shall have to think of something.
Stop! Stop!
And about time, too! And about time, too!
Where have you been? Where have you been?
-You were sent to meet us. -You were sent to meet us.
Don't argue! Take us to the prison.
In you get, Miss Heriot. In you get, Miss Heriot.
Well, drive on! Well, drive on!
Not a trace of them. Not a trace of them.
General Smythe will be furious. General Smythe will be furious.
-We must get those people back! -Yes, of course, sir.
-Who? -Civilians, sir.
Civilians? Civilians?
Well, tell them to wait. I'm having my tea. I'm having my tea.
Very good, sir. Very good, sir.
How dare you treat me like this, sir? How dare you treat me like this, sir!
What? Who the blazes are you?
Don't you address me like that! This is disgraceful! Don't you address me like that, sir!
I shall complain directly to the Minister himself! I shall complain directly to the Minister himself!
Oh, I don't understand. Who are you?
I'm the examiner from the War Office! I'm the examiner from the War Office!
I'm here to inspect the military prisons. I'm here to inspect the military prisons.
This young lady is my secretary. This young lady is my secretary.
There must be some mistake. Can I see your identification papers? Can I see your identification papers?
How dare you! How dare you!
You send no car to meet us on our arrival. You send no car to meet us on our arrival
And now add insult to injury by doubting my credentials! And now add insult to injury by doubting my credentials!
Do you know who I am, sir? Do you know who I am, sir?
Would you care for some tea? Would you care for some tea?
We are here to inspect the security arrangements of the prison! We are here to inspect the security arrangements of the prison!
Now, I suggest we stop wasting time and get on with it! Now, I suggest we stop wasting time and get on with it!
Hey! Do I not get any breakfast?
British soldiers Redcoat?
Note: British soldiers (Redcoats) are named for their red uniforms.
-What are you doing here? -What are you doing here?
Keep away from me, you! Keep away from me, you!
Easy now! I'm a prisoner too, you know. I'm a prisoner too, you know.
How did you get here? How did you get here?
Well, come on! How did you get here?
I don't know! I can't remember.
-What year do you think it is? -What year do you think it is?
It's 1745. It's 1745.
Note: 1745 The Scottish James Party revolts in armed rebellion against the rule of King George II The Scottish insurgents were at one time victorious.
-Any luck? -Not a sign.
The patrol posts have nothing to report. The patrol posts have nothing to report.
Poor old Ransom. Poor old Ransom.
He'll have a sticky time when the General gets back. He'll have a sticky time when the General gets back.
Wasn't there something rather strange about that court martial? Wasn't there something rather strange about that court martial?
Oh, well, military justice, you know? It's not like the Old Bailey.
Note: Central Criminal Court, Old Bailey (Old Bailey Street, London).
No, but you remember we were talking about not remembering things? No, but you remember we were talking about not remembering things?
-Yes. -Well, things are starting to come back to me. -Well, things are starting to come back to me.
What sort of things? What sort of things?
Look, you must try and remember! Look, you must try and remember!
I told you! I was fighting up in the Highlands. I was fighting up in the Highlands.
I got lost and I don't... I got lost and I don't...
There was this mist. There was this mist.
I was on my way to the hospital, well behind the lines. I was on my way to the hospital, well behind the lines.
I was driving through a forest. I was driving through a forest and...
Suddenly there are very strange . . all of a sudden, there was a strange sort of...
mist . . mist.
It came down all around me. It came down all around me.
The next thing I knew, everything was different. The next thing I knew, everything was different.
Well, how do you mean different? Well, how do you mean different?
Well, there were these great big guns, bigger than I'd ever seen. Well, there were these great big guns, bigger than I'd ever
And carts moving along without horses. And carts moving along without horses.
I've seen those too. Now go on, go on.
These fellas in the funny uniforms, they came along and-- These fellas in the funny uniforms, they came along and.... ..and
They caught me and brought me here. They caught me and brought me here.
And then I was in a field dressing station. And then I was in a field dressing station.
-Looking after some wounded soldiers. -Looking after some wounded soldiers.
No, but isn't it strange that you should be suffering from it, too? No, but isn't it strange that you should be suffering from it, too?
I've got to get to the Doctor. I've got to get to the Doctor.
-Look, and you're going to help me. -Look, and you're going to help me.
No, I don't trust you. No, I don't trust you.
You're one of them rebels. You're one of them rebels.
Now, look, just you listen to me a moment. Now, look, just you listen to me a moment.
-Mist! -What about it?
I wonder, could it be some kind of new gas? I wonder, could it be some kind of new gas?
Perhaps the Germans have invented a new type of poison gas. Perhaps the Germans have invented a new type of poison gas.
One that affects our minds. Minds...
Doctor! Doctor!
We'll see you get a doctor if you need one, my man. We'll see you get a doctor if you need one, my man.
Right, let him go. Right, let him go.
-Hey, there you are... -Who gave you permission to talk? -What are you...? -Speak when you're spoken to!
-What are you doing? Telephoning General Smythe. Telephoning General Smythe.
-I've had about all I can take from you, sir. -I've had about all I can take from you, sir.
-The minister will... -I don't give a shit about the Minister. -The Minister... -I don't care two hoots about the Minister!
Besides, I'm not even sure you're from the War Office. Besides, I'm not even sure you're from the War Office.
Where are your identity papers? Where are your identity papers?
-My identity papers? -I thought so.
I thought there was a fishy story all along. I thought there was a fishy story all along.
Hello, is that. Hello, is that...?
I'm sorry, Doctor, but it seemed the only way. I'm sorry, Doctor, but it seemed the only way.
Oh, well done, Zoe. Oh, well done, Zoe.
Yes, I think he'll survive. Yes, I think he'll survive.
Right, come on. Let's see if we can bluff our way out of here. Let's see if we can bluff our way out of here.
Why were you kidding...? Why were you kidding...?
Going somewhere? Going somewhere?
Perhaps I can give you a lift. Perhaps I can give you a lift.
General Smythe had made up his mind those people were guilty. General Smythe had made up his mind those people were guilty.
-He wanted that man to be shot. -Perhaps he knew they were guilty.
-Oh, you don't really believe that! -No, I don't, but...
We've got them. You'll never believe where we found them. You'll never believe where we found them.
-Where were they? -Well, I was on my way back here.
I've given up trying to conduct the search. to conduct the search.
It suddenly occurred to me I ought to tell Gorton about it. It suddenly occurred to me I ought to tell Gorton about it.
-Well, who's Gorton? -He's the Commandant at the prison.
Popped into his office and there they were! Popped into his office and there they were!
-What were they doing there? -You know that chap.
He'd convinced old Gorton he was a minister from Whitehall. He'd convinced old Gorton he was a minister from Whitehall.
Note: Whitehall Whitehall, a street in London, the seat of government.
He'd nearly bluffed him into letting that Scots lad go. He'd nearly bluffed him into letting that Scots lad go.
I don't know. I must say, I admire his, uh, gall.
It seems a pity, really, to have to shoot him. It seems a pity, really, to have to shoot him.
A British soldier, Jamie. Redcoat, Jamie?
Aye, and he thinks he's in 1745! Aye, and he thinks he's in 1745!
But that's a complete anachronism. But that's a complete anachronism.
-Yeah, what? - It's just a thing that came along at the wrong time. -It's a what? Something out of its own time.
Like the admiral's room. Like the telecommunications unit
In the General's room that I told you about. in the General's room that I told you about.
Both these things are in the wrong time. Both these things are in the wrong time.
Oh, just like us, eh? Oh, just like us, eh?
But we are time travelers, Jamie. But we are time travelers, Jamie.
What are they doing here in 1917? What are they doing here in 1917?
Close the door. Close the door.
-What on earth are you doing? -There's no time to explain now.
-Now, where is the General's room? -Now, where is the General's room?
What are we supposed to be looking for? What are we supposed to be looking for?
There it is. There it is.
There's nothing there. Only wall.
What? You mean you can't see that screen?
What are we supposed to be looking at? What are we supposed to be looking at?
Look at the wall! Look at the wall!
It is there! It is there!
I can see it! I can see it!
-Can you see it yet? -Can you see it yet?
But what is it? .what's it for? ..what's it for?
Well, it's like a telephone. Well, it's like a telephone.
But you see people as well as hear them. Only you see people as well as hear them.
What's on the other end? What's on the other end?
Good heavens! That thing is switched on!
But we didn't see anything on the screen. But we didn't see anything on the screen.
No, but somebody may have seen us. No, but somebody may have seen us.
We've got to get away from here, all of us. We've got to get away from here, all of us.
-Get away? Where do you hope to get to? -Where do you hope to get to? Anywhere away from here!
-I just can't let you go, just like that. -I just can't let you go, just like that.
And you've got to come, too. And you've got to come, too.
-Your lives will be in danger now, both of you! - I think he's right. -Your lives will be in danger now, both of you!
Now look, my friends and I are leaving here. Now look, my friends and I are leaving here.
Are you going to shoot us down? Are you going to shoot us down?
All right. I believe you.
I'll get the ambulance. I'll get the ambulance.
Yes. I'll meet you by the front entrance.
So what do you want us to do? So what do you want us to do?
I want you to clamber into the back of the ambulance and keep quiet. Clamber into the back of the ambulance and keep quiet.
I'll have to bluff our way past the sentries. I'll have to bluff our way past the sentries.
Right. Zoe, up you go.
OK. Right.
There we are. There we are.
Artillery barrage. We're seven miles from the German line. We're seven miles from the German line!
Perhaps it's not German artillery! Perhaps it's not German artillery!
-Our chaps wouldn't fire at us. - But General Smythe might! -Our chaps wouldn't fire at us. General Smythe might!
Let's get out of here! Bring the rest of the maps!
Stay here, keep under cover! Stay here, keep under cover!
Let's go. Right.
-What is it? -What is it?
Can't see! Can't see!
-The mist. -The gas! Gas?
I can't go on. There's something stopping me!
-It's not gas. Go on! -It's not gas. Go on! I can't!
Well, move over. Let me, come on.
That's more like it. That's more like it.
All that mist, Doctor, what was it? All that mist, Doctor, what was it?
I don't know, Zoe. Some sort of force field. Some sort of force field.
Where are we? There's no sign of the war here. There's no sign of the war here.
Yes, the guns have stopped, too. Yes, the guns have stopped, too.
Yes, it's odd, Jamie. Yes, it's odd, Jamie.
-Feeling better? -Yes, thank you.
Ah, that's better! Ah, that's better!
-What was that? -What was that?
-Who are they? -Romans!
Jamie, Zoe, run! Jamie, Zoe, run!
Oh, my word! Oh, my word!
-Start the engine! -Start the engine!
Get in the car. Switch on.
We're being attacked by Romans! We're being attacked by Romans!
Come on! They're after us!
That was a close shave. Where are we, Doctor?
Oh, no, we're not back here again! Oh, no, we're not back here again!
Lieutenant Carstairs. Lieutenant Carstairs.
Is this the only map you're supplied with? Is this the only map you're supplied with?
-Yes, that's the one. - It's a bit inadequate, isn't it? -Yes, that's the one. It's a bit inadequate, isn't it?
Doctor, who were those people who attacked us just now? Doctor, who were those people who attacked us just now?
-Oh, they were Romans. -That's impossible!
Lots of impossible things happen when you pass through time. Lots of impossible things happen when you pass through time.
Time? But no-one can alter time. But no-one can alter time.
Look, it is 1917 where we are now on this map. Look, it is 1917 where we are now on this map.
Two thousand years ago in the same place. Where we were attacked by the Romans.
We were attacked by the Romans. It is 2,000 years ago.
-But Dr. ... -Not long before we met the Romans. -Surely, Doctor... -Shortly before we met the Romans.
We passed through a mist, didn't we? We passed through a mist, didn't we?
A gas, you called it. A gas, you called it.
Now, supposing this mist is a barrier Now, supposing this mist is a barrier
It's a barrier between different time zones. between different time zones?
I see. So we went off the edge of this map. So we went off the edge of this map
-Into another time zone? -Into another time zone?
What we need is a map that covers all the time zones. What we need is a map that covers all the time zones.
I'm afraid we shall have to go back to Admiral Smythe's. I'm afraid we shall have to go back
To General Smythe's headquarters to the chateau. To General Smythe's headquarters to the chateau.
-Well, how are we going to get back there? -Well, how are we going to get back there?
You will take us. You will take us.
No trace of them? No trace of them?
Well, keep searching! Well, keep searching!
Lieutenant Carstairs reporting, sir. I brought back the prisoners. I brought back the prisoners.
-Carstairs, you're in very serious trouble. -Carstairs, you're in very serious trouble.
-Have you gone mad? -I'm sorry about this, sir.
-You'll be shot for this, Carstairs. -You'll be shot for this, Carstairs.
-Don't do anything foolish, sir. -Don't do anything foolish, sir. What? Oh, yes.
I'm afraid there's nothing here, only local maps. I'm afraid there's nothing here, only local maps.
This is mutiny! I hope you...
Perhaps there's something in the General's room. Perhaps there's something in the General's room.
Look, Zoe. Look, Zoe.
1917 Zone 1917 Zone.
Roman Zone Roman Zone.
American Civil War Zone. American Civil War Zone.
This whole place is divided into time zones. This whole place is divided into time zones.
There's a blank space in the middle. There's a blank space in the middle.
Yes. - Yes. Yes.
Yes, and I think that's where we've got to get to. Yes, and I think that's where we've got to get to.
Did you have a comfortable trip, sir? Did you have a comfortable trip, sir?
Excellent. The War Lord is pleased with our work. The War Lord is pleased with our work.
But the rate of progress must be accelerated. But the rate of progress must be accelerated.
A report from my zone, sir. A report from my zone, sir.
(narrator) Those prisoners, they've escaped from the fortress, have been recaptured on the German front. Those prisoners, they've escaped from the British sector.
They claim to be time travelers. They claim to be time travellers.
They will probably go back to your lines. They will probably go back to your lines.
How did that happen? How did that happen?
They tricked your human lieutenant. They tricked your human lieutenant.
I want these people captured alive. I want these people captured alive.
General alert to all time zones. General alert to all time zones.
Five escaped prisoners traveling in a 1917 British Army ambulance Five escaped prisoners traveling in a 1917 British Army ambulance.
Clearly marked with a red cross. clearly marked with a red cross.
Time travellers? 'Time travellers?
I wonder. 'I wonder...'
-Where do you think we are, Doctor? -I think we're about there.
The American Civil War zone! The American Civil War zone!
Get down! Get down
Oh, Doctor, be careful! Oh, Doctor, be careful!
Zoe, we were right. That was an American Civil War soldier. That was an American Civil War soldier.
You mean we're mixed up in another war now? You mean we're mixed up in another war now?
Yes, but it means we're on the right path and Yes, but it means we're on the right road and
We're still making for that blank space in the middle of the map. We're still making for that blank space in the middle of the map.
Jamie! Jamie!
-Get that tree moved! -Get that tree moved!
Lady Jennifer, drive on! Lady Jennifer, drive on!
-What's wrong? -We've run out of petrol.
-Oh, no! -Where's Lieutenant Carstairs?
He held them off while we got away. He held them off while we got away.
-Oh, dear. -Now what do we do?
There's only one thing for it. There's only one thing for it.
We shall have to go on by foot. We shall have to go on by foot.
If my troops make a push here, what resistance can you put up? If my troops make a push here, what resistance can you put up?
Along here we shall have pillboxes. Along here we shall have pillboxes.
machinegun nests, land mines. machinegun nests, land mines.
You'll have no chance, but it will be an excellent test. You'll have no chance, but it will be an excellent test.
Of the morale of your humans. of the morale of your humans.
Your entire force will be wiped out. Your entire force will be wiped out.
It's all right. This'll do for the night, eh?
Oh, yes, Jamie. This looks all right.
I wish we knew where Lieutenant Carstairs was. I wish we knew where Lieutenant Carstairs was.
-We shouldn't have left him. - It was the way he wanted it. -We shouldn't have left him. It was the way he wanted it.
Now what do we do? We've lost Lieutenant Carstairs. We've lost Lieutenant Carstairs.
The ambulance has broken down, we're miles from the TARDIS. The ambulance has broken down, we're miles from the TARDIS.
We carry on. We've got no alternative.
Are we still heading for that blank space in your map? Are we still heading for that blank space in your map?
Yes, that is where we'll find the answer. Yes, that is where we'll find the answer.
We'd better rest. We have to start early in the morning. We have to start early in the morning.
Quick, hide! Quick, hide!
There's so many of them! There's so many of them!
That thing must be bigger inside than outside, just like the TARDIS. That thing must be bigger inside than outside, just like the TARDIS.
-I must have a look inside. -Be careful now, Doctor.
What on earth is it? What on earth is it?
Some kind of space-time machine, I think. Some kind of space-time machine, I think.
But it just appeared from nowhere. But it just appeared from nowhere.
Doctor! Doctor!
-Doctor, come back! -Now, Zoe, don't!
Lady Jennifer! Keep away from the door!
Doctor! No, Zoe, no! No, Zoe, no!
Doctor, look. It is like the TARDIS.
Bigger inside than out. Bigger inside than out.
Yes, Zoe. You're right.
But who else would have space-time machines like the TARDIS? But who else would have space-time machines like the TARDIS?
Well, there is an answer to that but, uh... Well, there is an answer to that but, uh...
I'm just hoping . . i hope i...
-I just hope. - What? -I just hope... -What?
Doctor, what are these? Doctor, what are these?
Zoe! Come and see.
Why are they just standing there like that? Why are they just standing there like that?
They seem to be in some sort of hypnotic trance. They seem to be in some sort of hypnotic trance.
It's the Romans. Romans!
Like the ones that attacked us. Like the ones that attacked us.
But these soldiers what are they here for?
They're going to fight, Zoe. That's what soldiers are for.
But they're all from different times. But they're all from different times.
We're landing! We're landing!
We could get away. We could get away.
No, we'd only land up right in the middle of another war. No, we'd only land up right in the middle of another war.
Well, then what are we going to do? Well, then what are we going to do?
It's taking off again It's taking off again
That settles it. That settles it.
Von Weich, American Civil War Zone to Central Control. Von Weich, American Civil War Zone to Central Control.
Two more escapees from the 1917 Zone have been recaptured. Two more escapees from the 1917 Zone have been recaptured -
The woman and the boy. the woman and the boy.
How long are we going to be kept here? How long are we going to be kept here?
Hey, you with the blond hair, I'm talking to you. Hey, you with the blond hair, I'm talking to you.
The older man and the girl are still free. The older man and the girl are still free.
-We're landing again. -We're landing again.
All the soldiers have been delivered, so this must be its base. All the soldiers have been delivered, so this must be its base.
Doctor, how do we get back to Jennifer and Jamie? Doctor, how do we get back to Jennifer and Jamie?
It's working on remote control. It's working on remote control.
-When you have captured the other two, send them all here. -When you have captured the other two, send them all here.
They will make excellent specimens for your reprocessing experiment. They will make excellent specimens for your reprocessing experiment.
You're staying here You're staying here
Until the Captain finds those friends of yours. Until the Captain finds those friends of yours.
And then we're going to shoot all four of you together. And then we're going to shoot all four of you together.
He must be the person who's controlling this thing. He must be the person who's controlling this thing.
Sh! Sh!
These glasses. They all wear these glasses. These glasses... They're both wearing them.
Yes, you're right. We'd better put them on.
Well, come on, let's explore. Well, come on, let's explore.
It's no good, Jamie. You can't possibly get it undone...
Not a sound, mister. Not a sound, mister.
We've passed a reception area, living quarters, lecture rooms. We've passed a reception area, living quarters, lecture rooms.
It's just like a university. It's just like a university.
-Yes, a sort of training school, but for what? -Yes, a sort of training school, but for what?
-You two, in! -Well, we were just...
In here! You're late.
Oh. Well, if you insist.
There's a hole in the planks over there. There's a hole in the planks over there.
Hey, hey! How about that? I'll get some water.
Hey, look! Hey, look!
-Run for it! -Where to?
Trail due north. Old camp. Old camp.
You may not be aware that the problem is to retain the specimen's belligerent personality. You may not be aware that the problem is to retain the specimen's
And to keep him under our control. personality as a fighting man.
It's an important issue. while at the same time putting him under our control.
-What happened? They got away. -They got away. He turned them loose.
They can't have got far. Get a cavalry patrol, get after 'em.
Hunt 'em down! Hunt 'em down!
So, you turned them loose? So, you turned them loose?
Lady Jennifer. Lady Jennifer!
As you know, we remove the human specimens from their own world. As you know, we remove the human specimens from their own world
And time and place them in a context which seems to them to be the same. and time and place them in a context which seems to them to be the same.
It is vital that they continue to believe It is vital that they continue to believe
That they're living their own lives on the planet Earth that they're living their own lives on the planet Earth
And fighting the wars from which they were taken. And fighting the wars from which they were taken.
-So this isn't Earth! -Quite right, Zoe, quite right.
With the majority of human specimens, the process used With the majority of human specimens, the process used
is both lasting and effective. is both lasting and effective.
However, in the case of certain humans However, in the case of certain humans
Human beings with strong willpower of particularly strong character and individuality.
The effects of the process have not been permanent. the effects of the process have not been permanent.
Where they making for, boy? Where they making for, boy?
Look, I ain't going to tell you nothing! Look, I ain't going to tell you nothing!
-You're going to tell me where they're making for. -You're going to tell me where they're making for.
But that stuff doesn't work on me. but that stuff doesn't work on me.
Gradually, the processing tended to fade and the specimens Gradually, the processing tended to fade and the specimens
Developed the ability to pass through the Time Zone Barriers developed the ability to pass through the Time Zone Barriers.
Some formed themselves into resistance groups. Some formed themselves into resistance groups.
You're from the resistance. - That's right - and I'm not one of you! -That's right - and I'm not one of you!
Listen, you all. You're not fighting the war between the states.
You know. He's just using you!
It's no use. It's no use.
You'll never get them to understand. You'll never get them to understand, they're under my control.
It is to overcome this problem It is to overcome this problem
That I have further refined our processing technique that I have further refined our processing technique.
To demonstrate the process To demonstrate the process.
I have chosen a particularly difficult specimen I have chosen a particularly difficult specimen -
A man who finally shook off the effects of the process completely a man who finally shook off the effects of the process completely
And allied himself to resistance elements in order to fight us. and allied himself to resistance elements in order to fight us.
Lieutenant Carstairs is a 1917 British Army officer. Lieutenant Carstairs is a 1917 British Army officer.
In the initial stages who for some time after his initial processing.
He believed himself to be fighting for his country. believed himself to be fighting for his country.
As I shall now demonstrate, the process has completely lapsed. As I shall now demonstrate, the process has completely lapsed.
And he is fully conscious of his surroundings. and he is fully conscious of his surroundings.
-I don't know. - What can you see? -I don't know. Describe what you can see.
A room! A room!
Filled with a lot of... Filled with a lot of...
Strange scientific stuff. . . scientific mumbo jumbo.
Funny people, strange clothes Funny people, strange clothes...
And those sort of glasses. And those sort of... glasses that you're wearing.
Right? He's fully aware of his surroundings. As you see, he is fully aware of his surroundings.
And very hostile. and very hostile.
After my new technique has been applied After my new technique has been applied.
He will not only be completely docile. He will not only be completely docile.
But will be fully convinced that whatever I tell him But will be fully convinced that whatever I tell him
What I told him will be the truth.
-Oh, can't we help him? - No, no, not yet. -Oh, can't we help him? No, no, not yet. Later.
In due course, other machines will be built. In due course, other machines will be built
And like it, it can be modified at the same time To this pattern, cable of processing
Large groups of specimens simultaneously. large groups of specimens simultaneously.
Release him. Release him.
What is your name? What is your name?
-Carstairs. -I am your superior officer, you know?
-Sorry, sir. -Where are you, Carstairs?
-Well, sir, I'm-- - You're in my commanding officer's office. -Well, sir, I am... You are in my office at Headquarters. -You are in my office at Headquarters.
Yes, sir. I'm in the General's Office.
Now, who are these people? Now, who are these people?
They're my brother officers, sir. They're my brother officers, sir.
Except those two people. Except those two people.
Those are German spies! Those are German spies!
This is Central Control. What is your emergency?
The Scotsman's been recaptured in the American Civil War Zone. The Scotsman's been recaptured in the American Civil War Zone.
Bring him in at once. Bring him in at once.
But they're German spies! I was at the court martial! I was at the court martial!
-You've got to believe me! -I'll examine him later.
I don't think much of that as a demonstration. I don't think much of that as a demonstration.
Will you kindly return to your place? Will you kindly return to your place?
The man was obviously unhinged as a result of your experiment. The man was obviously unhinged as a result of your experiment.
The experiment was successful. The experiment was successful.
Then why did he call me a German spy? Then why did he call me a German spy?
-It's obviously ridiculous, isn't it? -It's obviously ridiculous, isn't it? The aberration is only temporary.
He was probably involved with tracking down some German spies He was probably involved with tracking down some German spies.
Some German spies before he came here. It has obviously become a fixation.
Then he's obviously no use for our purposes, is he? Then he's obviously no use for our purposes, is he?
Oh, yes. Just as I thought. Just as I thought. This is your trouble...
-Will you leave this apparatus alone? -Will you leave this apparatus alone? This circuit is overloading.
-The neural paths. -You are here in the capacity of a student. -You are here in the capacity of a student.
You didn't de-process that man first, did you? You didn't de-process that man first, did you?
There was no need. His processing had completely lapsed.
You saw that for yourself. You saw that for yourself.
I saw a man whose processing had partly lapsed. I saw a man whose processing had partly lapsed.
You should have completely de-processed him first. You should have completely de-processed him first.
But I don't suppose you can do that on a machine like this, can you? But I don't suppose you can do that on a machine like this, can you?
Of course we can. It is simply a matter of reprogramming.
-Rearrange it. - Here, too. And here. -These circuits here... .. and here and here. ..and here and here.
I see. Yes, that's fascinating.
And since we have now exceeded the time allotted for this demonstration. And since we have now exceeded the time allotted for this demonstration.
-I suggest you all continue to your next assignment. -I suggest you all continue to your next assignment.
Come along, Zoe. Come along, Zoe.
-Was the experiment successful? -Partly, partly.
But the specimen showed signs of mental unbalance after the process. but the specimen showed signs of mental unbalance after the process.
Then the modifications were not successful. Then the modifications were not successful.
But I think we found the cause. One of the students has been a student. But I think we found the cause.
Extremely helpful to me. That one over there.
-Run, Zoe! Run! -Stop them!
Note: The Simm version of the Mage's soundtrack is playing at this time
Stop them! Stop them!
Emergency alert. This is the War Chief to all guard posts.
Close section areas. Detain two resistance members.
What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
I was so interested in your demonstration. I was so interested in your demonstration.
I felt I had to come along and see how you were getting along. I felt I had to come along and see how you were getting along.
-There's a security alarm out for you. -There's a security alarm out for you. Oh, no, no, no, no, not me.
-The girl. -Then why did you run?
Well, I was trying to catch her, of course. Well, I was trying to catch her, of course.
-Yes, I sent her to the security section for questioning. -Yes, I sent her to the security section for questioning.
What's going to happen? What are you going to do to me?
Oh, well, you might answer me! Oh, well, you might answer me!
You are the one who will answer questions. You are the one who will answer questions.
-How are you getting on with him? -I'm about to de-process him.
-I see, yes, this is intriguing. -I see, yes, this is intriguing. Just as you suggested at my lecture.
Is the de-processing complete? Is the de-processing complete?
Yes. - Yes. Yes.
Oh, where am I? Oh... Oh, where am I?
Oh, Doctor! Oh, Doctor!
You! He recognizes you. He recognizes you, you're one of the ones.
No, no, please! Get him off. Get him off.
Put him on there. In the machine, quick!
Hoist with his own petard. Hoist with his own petard.
I'll explain as we go along. We must find Zoe. I'll explain as we go along, we must find Zoe.
Better leave him on simmer. Better leave him on simmer.
It must be the security room. It must be the security room.
Zoe, what have they done to you? Zoe, what have they done to you?
Don't point that thing at me. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Don't point that thing at me.
It's a disgrace. Treating a poor young girl like...
Well done. Let's go. Well done.
-Oh, my head! -We must find Jamie.
He appears not to have been processed before. He appears not to have been processed before.
-It's Jamie. He's alive! He's alive! I hoped he might be.
Sir, he was brought in an hour ago with the other resistance leaders. Sir, he was brought in an hour ago with the other resistance leaders.
Take this prisoner to the Security Chief for questioning. Take this prisoner to the Security Chief for questioning.
Doctor, why are they taking him away? Doctor, why are they taking him away?
I think they've possibly discovered that he was never processed. I think they've possibly discovered that he was never processed.
Where is the girl? Where is the girl?
You fool! Where is she?
-Now we've got to get in there. -We've got to get in there... -Lieutenant.
Prepare the reprocessing machine. Prepare the reprocessing machine.
We shall begin with this man. We shall begin.. ..with this one.
I think you'll find that that piece goes in there. I think you'll find that that piece goes in there.
Ah, thank you. Ah, thank you.
-What happened? Where am I? It's all right, you're quite safe. -Where am I? It's all right, you're quite safe.
-Who are you? - We're your friends. -We're your friends.
-Have to hurry it up, Doctor. -Have to hurry it up, Doctor.
What is this place? What is this place?
Come on, Doctor, let's get out of here! Come on, Doctor, let's get out of here!
Through the gap in the wall there. Through the gap in the wall there.
-Come on, Doctor. -Come on, Doctor.
No, now! Or we'll all be caught.
So what do we do now? So what do we do now?
I must get you all back to the landing bay. I must get you all back to the landing bay.
-Those guards will be all over the place. -Those guards will be all over the place.
What we need is some sort of disguise. What we need is some sort of disguise.
It's all right, Jamie. It's all right, Jamie, it's me.
Put on this great coat. Put on this great coat.
-Where's Zoe? What's happened? -What's happened? She's waiting outside.
Are we ready? Right. Quick, march!
Are you sure you can work these controls, Doctor? Are you sure you can work these controls, Doctor?
Yes, I think so, Zoe. Now, let me see. Yes, I think so, Zoe.
Now pre-set it for the 1917 Zone and off we go. Now pre-set it for the 1917 Zone and off we go.
-Come along. Don't be afraid, you've gone before. After you, Doctor. -Don't be afraid, you've gone before.
No, no. I shall follow you in a few minutes.
You mean you're staying here? You mean you're staying here?
-No, but I must get the processing machine. -No, but I must get the processing machine.
I'd better stay, too. Well, you can count on me, then, Doctor.
-Very well. Go on, Zoe, off you go. -Go on, Zoe, off you go. We'll follow in a few minutes.
Good luck. Good luck.
-Is this is all right, Doctor? - Yes, Jamie, that's splendid. -Yes, Jamie, that's splendid.
Sir, we have located the fugitive resistance members. Sir, we have located the fugitive resistance members.
-Good. -Four of them escaped in a SIDRAT. -Four of them escaped in a SIDRAT.
And three others are headed for the landing bay And three others are headed for the landing bay.
-Did they get away, all right? - Yes, I hope so, Jamie. -Did they get away, all right? Yes, I hope so, Jamie.
There you go. There you go.
Open the doors and surrender. Open the doors and surrender.
-They must have stopped it from the outside. -They must have stopped it from the outside.
Surrender and we will spare your lives. Surrender and we will spare your lives.
-What are we going to do, Doctor? -What are we going to do, Doctor?
These things are impregnable against outside attack. These things are impregnable against outside attack.
-You mean like the TARDIS? - This is your ultimatum. -This is your last chance.
Surrender now. Surrender now.
How do you propose to get them out? How do you propose to get them out?
We will wait. They will come out.
No, we won't wait. No, we won't wait.
We'll force them out. We'll force them out.
What do you intend to do? What do you intend to do?
Activate the dimensional control. Activate the dimensional control.
-Doing all right, Doctor? - Very nicely, Jamie. -Doing all right, Doctor? Very nicely, Jamie.
Don't worry. Nothing can happen to us in here.
Am I seeing things? Am I seeing things?
Walls. Walls.
-Look! And the ceiling, too! - Oh, no! -And the ceiling, too!
Oh, what have they done? Oh, what have they done?
You must surrender, Doctor. You must surrender, Doctor.
Or you will all be crushed to death. Or you will all be crushed to death.
What are we going to do, Doctor? What are we going to do, Doctor?
We've got no choice! We have to do what they say! We have to do what they say!
Wait. Wait. Wait.
Bring out the others. Bring out the others.
-What are you going to do with us? -Bring out the others.
Or would you sooner they were crushed to death? Or would you sooner they were crushed to death?
Oh, I think that's a perfectly horrid idea. Oh, I think that's a perfectly horrid idea.
Oh, well done. Oh, well done.
Can't you stop them? Can't you stop them?
He's locked off the controls and taken the master circuit rods. He's locked off the controls and taken the master circuit rods.
What an ingenious fellow he is. What an ingenious fellow he is.
His ingenuity could ruin everything. Alert all Time Zones. His ingenuity could ruin everything.
-Are we not going back to Zoe in the TARDIS? -Are we not going back to Zoe in the TARDIS?
-That's where they'll be looking for us. -That's where they'll be looking for us. What are we going to do?
We're going to one of the nearby Zones We're going to one of the nearby Zones
And cross the Time Zone Barrier on foot. And cross the Time Zone Barrier on foot.
Oh! Ah, yes. Ah, yes.
Haven't you traced them yet? Haven't you traced them yet?
It's impossible to pick them up while their SIDRAT is still moving. It's impossible to pick them up while their SIDRAT is still moving.
Note: SIDRAT (Space and Inter-time Dimensional Robot Al-purpose Ttansporter) Space and Inter-time Dimensional Robot Al-purpose Ttansporter
The War Lord is arriving from the home planet The War Lord is arriving from the home planet.
He's chosen rather an inconvenient time. He's chosen rather an inconvenient time.
-I shall go and receive him. -No, I'll receive him.
You stay here and supervise the capture of that resistance group You stay here and supervise the capture of that resistance group.
Come on. Here we go.
Help me on with this processing machine. Help me on with this processing machine.
Now remember, as soon as we land, we must make ourselves scarce. Now remember, as soon as we land, we must make ourselves scarce.
Well, they're bound to be on the alert for us. Well, they're bound to be on the alert for us.
These resistance people must be captured or destroyed! These resistance people must be captured or destroyed!
So my information is correct. So my information is correct.
I've heard disquieting rumours of serious trouble here. I've heard disquieting rumours of serious trouble here.
Are they true? Are they true?
There have been temporary difficulties. There have been temporary difficulties.
But they've been overcome? But they've been overcome?
Almost. Almost.
War Chief. War Chief...
Did you fix that broken rebuilder? ..the defective processing machinery, has it been rectified? The defective processing machinery, has it been rectified?
Your scientists did get an effective machine. Your scientists did get an effective machine
But, unfortunately. But, unfortunately.
It was removed by an intruding party of resistance men. It was removed by an intruding party of resistance men.
They just walked in? They just walked in? How?!
I have the situation under control, War Lord. I have the situation under control, War Lord.
It is only a matter of time before they are recaptured. It is only a matter of time before they are recaptured.
Have you looked for this space-time machine of theirs? Have you looked for this space-time machine of theirs?
What use is that to us? They will no doubt try to return to it. They will no doubt try to return to it.
That's where we should be looking for them. That's where we should be looking for them.
It's a simple enough conclusion. You might even have reached it yourself.
I have reached a number of conclusions about you I have reached a number of conclusions about you
And about this man, the Doctor. and about this man, the Doctor.
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Then perhaps you'd like to share them with us.
The secret of space-time travel is known only to you and to your people. The secret of space-time travel is known only to you and to your people.
And I brought that secret here. And I brought that secret here.
You have shown us how to operate these machines. You have shown us how to operate these machines.
but not how to construct them. but not how to construct them.
These people were summoned by one who is in league with his own kind. These people were summoned by one who is in league with his own kind.
Plotting to betray us. plotting to betray us.
You cannot produce one single atom of proof. You cannot produce one single atom of proof.
That's enough! That's enough!
That's enough from both of you. That's enough from both of you.
Your inability to work together is endangering our whole plan. Your inability to work together is endangering our whole plan.
Come on. Come on.
Take cover! Take cover!
No, don't shoot! You'll hit my friends. You'll hit my friends.
You caused me a great deal of trouble. You caused me a great deal of trouble.
Good, I'm very glad to hear it! I suppose you're going to subject us. Good, I'm very glad to hear it!
To another one of your farcical courts-martial. To another one of your farcical courts-martial.
In your case, that won't be necessary. In your case, that won't be necessary.
You have already been condemned to death. You have already been condemned to death.
And what about my friends? And what about my friends?
They will be given a chance to redeem themselves They will be given a chance to redeem themselves
In the most dangerous sector of the front line. in the most dangerous sector of the front line.
They will have the opportunity of making the supreme sacrifice for their king and country. They will have the opportunity of making the supreme sacrifice
-For their King and country. - You can drop all that nonsense. -You can drop all that nonsense.
-We know what's going on. -Do you, Carstairs?
Yes. This isn't the war. We're not even on our own planet. This isn't the war, we're not on our own planet.
Do you realise that, Sergeant Major? Do you realise that, Sergeant Major?
This General of yours isn't even a human being. This General of yours isn't even a human being.
Russell, the Doctor, what happened to him? Russell, the Doctor, what happened to him?
I don't know, we just attacked the front of the building. I don't know, we just attacked the building.
Smythe, 1917 Zone. Smythe, 1917 Zone.
-Where's General Smythe? -He's in there.
He'll be calling for help! You've got to stop him! He'll be calling for help! You've got to stop him!
Quick, lads! Over here!
-Did you recover the machine? -I haven't had a chance.
Don't fail us, Smythe Don't fail us, Smythe.
The War Lord is here and he doesn't like failures. The War Lord is here and he doesn't like failures.
You must send help now. You must send help now.
Deactivate the area control. Deactivate the area control.
Stand back. Stand back.
Deactivate the area control. Deactivate the area control.
In here. Look.
They have taken over the chateau. The Doctor is still alive.
Smythe was a fool. He deserved to die.
The Doctor has the processing machine. The Doctor has the processing machine.
-Does he have the knowledge and ability to use it? - Yes. -Does he have the knowledge and ability to use it?
Fortunately, they're in a very vulnerable position now. Fortunately, they're in a very vulnerable position now.
It would be simple enough to wipe them out with an artillery barrage. It would be simple enough to wipe them out with an artillery barrage.
No. No.
Use the conventional forces. Use the conventional forces.
-Could be quite amusing. -And the Doctor?
Will he die with the rest? Will he die with the rest?
One of those machines. One of those machines.
Quick lads, in here! Quick lads, in here!
This Doctor will die. This Doctor will die.
Stop! Take him!
Don't shoot, you might hit the Doctor! Don't shoot, you might hit the Doctor!
Give it to the scientist. Give it to the scientist, he will return to the home planet.
-And have it mass produced. -and have it mass produced.
The interrogation of that resistance leader might prove difficult. The interrogation of that resistance leader might prove difficult.
-Why? -He is obviously a man of substantial intellect.
He will need special treatment. He will need special treatment.
Then you must see he gets it, mustn't you? Then you must see he gets it, mustn't you?
Admit that the War Chief sent you here. Admit that the War Chief sent you here.
You must answer. You must answer.
Your arrival here is part of a plot to betray us to the Time Lords. Your arrival here is part of a plot to betray us to the Time Lords.
Answer! Answer!
You will answer me now You will answer me now.
Or I will destroy your mind or I will destroy your mind
Your mind. totally.
Admit that the War Chief sent for you. Admit that the War Chief sent for you.
Are you trying to kill him? Are you trying to kill him?
I am trying to get the truth out of him. I am trying to get the truth out of him.
You'll never make him talk that way. You'll never make him talk that way.
You are very sure? You are very sure?
He is one of my own race. He is one of my own race.
Your truth machine cannot work on us if we choose to resist. Your truth machine cannot work on us if we choose to resist.
You admit it, then. You do know him.
Of course I do. Of course I do.
And only I can deal with him. And only I can deal with him.
-Release him. -He is my prisoner.
But I am your superior. But I am your superior.
You and I are going to talk alone. You and I are going to talk alone.
I have nothing to say to you. I have nothing to say to you.
We shall see. We shall see.
Guards, take this prisoner to the War Room. Guards, take this prisoner to the War Room.
You have no right to interrupt my interrogation. You have no right to interrupt my interrogation.
Your interrogation has been completely unsuccessful. Your interrogation has been completely unsuccessful.
I have methods of my own. I have methods of my own.
See I'm not interrupted. See I'm not interrupted.
You also, outside. You also, outside.
You may have changed your appearance, but I know who you are. You may have changed your appearance, but I know who you are.
-Oh, do you? -Your machine is a TARDIS.
You're too familiar with its controls to be a stranger. You're too familiar with its controls to be a stranger.
I had every right to leave. I had every right to leave.
Stealing a TARDIS. Stealing a TARDIS.
Oh, I'm not criticizing you. Oh, I'm not criticizing you.
-We are two of a kind. -We are two of a kind.
We were both Time Lords. We both decided to leave our race. We both decided to leave our race.
-I had reasons of my own. -Just as I had.
Your reasons are only too obvious. Your reasons are only too obvious.
How much have you learned of our plans? How much have you learned of our plans?
I know that you've been kidnapping soldiers from the Earth at different times. I know that you've been kidnapping soldiers from the Earth.
Soldiers from various times in its history from various times in its history
And bringing them here to kill one another. and bringing them here to kill one another.
But do you realise our ultimate objectives? But do you realise our ultimate objectives?
No objective can justify such slaughter. No objective can justify such slaughter.
The war games on this planet are simply the means to an end. The war games on this planet are simply the means to an end.
The aliens intend to conquer the entire galaxy. The aliens intend to conquer the entire galaxy.
-1,000 inhabited worlds. -But why choose the people of the Earth? -But why choose the people of the Earth?
They are the most suitable recruits for our armies. They are the most suitable recruits for our armies.
Man is the most vicious species of all. Man is the most vicious species of all.
-Well, that simply isn't true. -Well, that simply isn't true.
For a half a million years. For a half a million years.
They have been systematically killing each other. They have been systematically killing each other.
Now we can turn this savagery to some purpose. Now we can turn this savagery to some purpose.
We can bring peace to the galaxy. We can bring peace to the galaxy.
And you can help. And you can help.
You see, I'm not the cold-hearted villain you suppose me to be. You see, I'm not the cold-hearted villain you suppose me to be.
My motives are purely peaceful. My motives are purely peaceful.
Note: The Delgado version of the Mage's soundtrack is played here
We have soldiers from the First World War. We have soldiers from the First World War.
The war between Russia and Japan of 1905. The war between Russia and Japan of 1905.
Note: The Russo-Japanese War was a war fought between Japan and the Russian Empire over the Korean Peninsula and northeastern China in 1904-1905
-Thirty Years' War. - But why make them kill each other? -But why make them kill each other?
Note: The Thirty Years' War, 1618-1648, was a large-scale international war involving all of Europe that evolved from the civil wars of the Holy Roman Empire and was the first all-European war in history.
How else can we find the most disciplined and courageous fighters? How else can we find the most disciplined and courageous fighters?
You have given these aliens our science and our knowledge. You have given these aliens our science and our knowledge.
To carry out this disgusting plan. To carry out this disgusting plan.
We are going to bring a new order to the galaxy. We are going to bring a new order to the galaxy.
One united galactic empire. One united galactic empire.
An empire of slaves, with you as one of its rulers. An empire of slaves, with you as one of its rulers.
Doctor, this is also a matter of your own survival. Doctor, this is also a matter of your own survival.
I intend to take over as Supreme Galactic Ruler. I intend to take over as Supreme Galactic Ruler.
You can help me to rule You can help me to rule...
If you're willing to cooperate. ..if you will cooperate. . if you will cooperate.
-Carstairs. -Aha, Carstairs.
-Zoe. -Oh, Doctor!
-Jamie. Are you all right? -Are you all right? Yes, yes. Everything's under control now.
Now, listen, everyone, just follow me. Now, listen, everyone, just follow me.
We're going to take over the War Room. We're going to take over the War Room.
Stand still! Don't move! Don't move! You are completely surrounded!
Doctor! Doctor!
Thank you, Doctor. Thank you, Doctor.
A nice, neat little package for us to dispose of. A nice, neat little package for us to dispose of.
I'm an idiot to have trusted you. I'll kill you for this. I'm an idiot to have trusted you, I'll kill you for this.
Idle threats, Doctor, have no fear. Idle threats, Doctor, have no fear.
Guards, disarm them and take them away. Guards, disarm them and take them away.
-Take him, too. -Take him, too.
-He is working for us. -What further use is he?
He has proved his loyalty by helping us. He has proved his loyalty by helping us.
And he has great knowledge of time-travel mechanics. And he has great knowledge of time-travel mechanics.
He seems to have done very well. We have the leaders of the resistance, all of them. We have the leaders of the resistance.
And the immediate threat to the war games is over. and the immediate threat to the war games is over.
But your sudden decision to join us worries me. But your sudden decision to join us worries me.
Well, I like to be on the winning side. Well, I like to be on the winning side.
Previously you thought the resistance to be the winning side. Previously you thought the resistance to be the winning side.
What made you change your mind? What made you change your mind?
Well, I hadn't realised how small and weak their groups were. Well, I hadn't realised how small and weak their groups were
Compared with your might and power. compared with your might and power.
You have a silver tongue. You have a silver tongue.
Just like your friend, the War Chief. Just like your friend, the War Chief.
What contribution can you make to our plan? What contribution can you make to our plan?
Well, your processing machines. I can make them work more effectively.
Very well. Very well.
You shall have the opportunity to prove your ability. You shall have the opportunity to prove your ability.
You will adjust the machines You will adjust the machines
And reprocess your resistance friends. And reprocess your resistance friends.
They are no longer my friends. They are no longer my friends.
They are our enemies. They are our enemies.
Of course they are. Of course they are.
Take him to the processing room. See he has every facility.
Are you sure this new process will be completely effective? Are you sure this new process will be completely effective?
Oh, yes. Quite sure. I think that will do.
There we are. There we are.
Now, then, when this young man comes to, he will believe himself Now, then, when this young man comes to, he will believe himself
To be fighting the English Redcoats in 1745. to be fighting the English Redcoats in 1745.
Get up! Get up!
What is your name? Your name?
James Robert McCrimmon Uh, James Robert McCrimmon.
Do you know where you are? You're in my castle. Do you know where you are? You are in my castle.
I am the McCrimmon of McCrimmon, your hereditary chieftain. I am the McCrimmon of McCrimmon, your hereditary chieftain.
Yes, of course. You're the chieftain.
-Oh, who's that? - That's another friendly chief. -Who's that? Well, that is... That is a friendly chieftain.
-You will obey his orders as you will mine. -You will obey his orders as you will mine. Oh, aye, I'll obey you.
There you are, you see? Complete loyalty and devotion.
I can do the same with all the other resistance people that you capture. I can do the same with all the other resistance people that you capture.
Excellent. Continue with the others. Continue with the others.
If you can successfully process characters like these. If you can successfully process characters like these.
-You will have made an immense contribution. -You will have made an immense contribution.
Bring the girl. Bring the girl.
Oh, leave me alone! Oh, leave me alone!
-Do as you're told. -You will obey us.
It is for your own good. It is for your own good.
Play back the recordings Play back the recordings.
-We can bring peace to the galaxy. - Go on. -We can bring peace to the galaxy... -Wind further on.
I am not the cold-hearted villain. - That's it. -I am not the cold-hearted villain... -Now!
Try there. Try there.
You have given these aliens our science and our knowledge. You have given these aliens our science and our knowledge.
To carry out this disgusting plan. To carry out this disgusting plan.
We are going to bring a new order to the galaxy. We are going to bring a new order to the galaxy.
One united galactic empire. One united galactic empire.
An empire of slaves, with you as one of its rulers. An empire of slaves, with you as one of its rulers.
Doctor, this is also a matter of your own survival. Doctor, this is also a matter of your own survival.
I intend to take over as Supreme Galactic Ruler. I intend to take over as Supreme Galactic Ruler.
You can help me to rule You can help me to rule...
If you're willing to cooperate. ..if you will cooperate. . if you will cooperate.
Enough. Enough.
I knew it. I knew it.
There we are. There we are.
Now, then, sit up. Now, then, sit up.
Now, then, you are in the Now, then, you are in the
Castillo de la Cruz de San Antonio de la Strada Forma in Mexico. Castillo de la Cruz de San Antonio de la Strada Forma in Mexico.
Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
Your machine is no good! Your machine is no good!
Villar is too strong for you! Villa is too strong for you!
Help! Get him off me!
Can you not pretend, like the rest of us, ya great loon? Can you not pretend, like the rest of us, ya great loon?!
It's all a trick? It's all a trick?
That's right. Aye!
-You fixed the machine so she don't work? -You fixed the machine so she don't work?
I fixed her. I fixed her.
And you nearly fixed me. And you nearly fixed me.
-And you only pretend to be loco? -Exactly. -And you only pretend to be loco?
But, Doctor, why did you get us here at all? But, Doctor, why did you get us here at all?
You were better alive here than dead out there. You were better alive here than dead out there.
-Watch the door. -Watch the door.
Doctor, now we're here. Doctor, now we're here.
Surely we can take over? Surely we can take over?
Well, it depends on how many of those guards they've got. Well, it depends on how many of those guards they've got.
You are no longer in command. You are no longer in command.
I intend to take over as Supreme Galactic Ruler. I intend to take over as Supreme Galactic Ruler.
I had all discussion that took place between you and the Doctor recorded. I had all discussion that took place between you and the Doctor recorded.
Take him to the security bay. Take him to the security bay.
Collect his accomplice, the Doctor, on the way. Collect his accomplice, the Doctor, on the way.
If they offer any resistance If they offer any resistance...
shoot on sight . . shoot them both.
Doctor, somebody's coming. Three of them are heading this way.
No, don't harm him. We may need him.
It seems my trust in you was a little misplaced. It seems my trust in you was a little misplaced.
-Did you really think I'd take part in your disgusting scheme? -Did you really think I'd take part in your disgusting scheme?
You must have been a little tempted to become You must have been a little tempted
By the thought of being the ruler of an entire galaxy. By the thought of being the ruler of an entire galaxy.
All this talk. When do we fight? When do we fight?
The War Chief is going to cooperate. The War Chief is going to cooperate.
He's going to help us gain control of the War Room. He's going to help us gain control of the War Room.
This is the security team. This is the security team.
All security guards will now proceed to the nearest control point. All security guards will now proceed to the nearest control point...
Sound the alarm! Sound the alarm!
It's all right. It was a personal debt I had to settle. It was a personal debt I had to settle.
Will somebody please turn off that hideous noise? I cannot think! Will somebody please turn off that hideous noise?
There's one thing I don't understand, Doctor. There's one thing I don't understand, Doctor - how are you
Going to get all these people back to their own times? going to get all these people back to their own times?
Yes, I've been thinking about that. Yes, I've been thinking about that.
You realize we have very little time now the alarm has been sounded? You realize we have very little time now the alarm has been sounded?
Yes. Call off the fighting at once.
We could just go to the landing bay, order a machine and leave. We could just go to the landing bay, order a machine and leave.
You could. We can't. We can't, the fighting has to be stopped.
-And everyone sent back to their own times. -And everyone sent back to their own times. Sent back how?
By your TARDIS, of course. By your TARDIS travel machines, of course.
I'm afraid that will not be possible. I'm afraid that will not be possible.
-There are only two machines left with enough life in them. -There are only two machines left with enough life in them.
Doctor, does that mean you can't do as you promised and get us all home? Doctor, does that mean you can't do as you promised and get us all home?
You can't unless You can't unless...
Doctor. You mustn't call them in or it will be the end of us. You mustn't call them in or it will be the end of us.
-They'll show no mercy. - You stop the fighting! -They'll show no mercy. You stop the fighting!
Do as you're told! Do as you're told!
This is the War Chief to all War Zones. This is the War Chief to all War Zones.
This is a command direct from the War Lord. This is a command direct from the War Lord.
All fighting will cease. All fighting will cease.
What did he mean, Doctor? Who mustn't you call? Who mustn't you call?
The only people who can put an end to this whole ghastly business The only people who can put an end to this whole ghastly business
And send everyone back to their own times. and send everyone back to their own times.
-The Time Lords. -Who are they?
They're my own people, Jamie. They're my own people, Jamie.
Oh, well, that's all right, then. Oh, well, that's all right, then.
-But it isn't all right, is it, Doctor? -But it isn't all right, is it, Doctor? No, it's not, Zoe.
But I'm afraid there's no alternative. But I'm afraid there's no alternative.
What's he doing? What's he doing?
Don't do it, Doctor! You can't! You know what will happen. You know what will happen.
Note: Director David Maloney came up with the plot of the Doctor sending a request to the Time Lords in a small box He also came up with a war setup that would be of interest to the audience, based on his young son's suggestions
Are you all right? Are you all right?
Yes, Zoe, I'm all right. Yes, Zoe, I'm all right.
-Doctor, what's that? -It's a box, Jamie.
I know, I can see that. I know, I can see that.
It's a very special sort of box. It's a very special sort of box.
It now contains all the information about what's been going on here. It now contains all the information about what's been going on here.
-And an appeal for help. -And an appeal for help. Help? Who from?
-The Time Lords? -Yes, Zoe.
Well, why haven't you asked them for help before? Well, why haven't you asked them for help before?
I've never really needed it before, Jamie. I've never really needed it before, Jamie.
Of sending everyone back to their own times is of sending everyone back to their own times is...
Well, it's too difficult for me now. Well, it's too difficult for me now.
-The War Chief! -The War Chief!
-He's gone! -What?
He must be trying to get away before the Time Lords get here. He must be trying to get away before the Time Lords get here.
What are we going to do, Doctor? What are we going to do, Doctor?
We must go to the landing bay and stop him! We must go to the landing bay and stop him!
-I thought. -I thought... -Yes.
You've arrived just in time. There's been a revolt.
The prisoners have escaped. The prisoners have escaped.
How many guards do you have? How many guards do you have?
-Only the ones you see here. - Then we must return to the home planet. -Only the ones you see here. Then we must return to the home planet.
To bring reinforcements. to bring reinforcements.
Where is the Security Chief? Where is the Security Chief?
The prisoners have taken over the War Room. The prisoners have taken over the War Room.
No, no. No, no.
You killed him. You killed him.
But a little too late. But a little too late.
I heard the recording. I heard the recording.
He wanted to stop the war games. He wanted to stop the war games.
He was an incompetent fool. Jealous of my position. He was an incompetent fool Jealous of my position.
Surely you realise that? Surely you realise that?
He forged that recording you heard. He forged that recording you heard.
-He wanted to stop the war games! -He wanted to stop the war games!
Doctor! That came from the landing bay.
Yes, but they won't be expecting us. Come on. Yes, but they won't be expecting us.
Remove the traitor's carcass. Remove the traitor's carcass.
We will return to the home planet and bring back an army We will return to the home planet and bring back an army
To quell this revolt once and for all to quell this revolt once and for all.
Note: Rebirth sound effect here
Long live Viillar! Long live Villar!
-I kill him, too. -No, no, that won't be necessary.
We'll leave him for the Time Lords to dispose of. We'll leave him for the Time Lords to dispose of.
-When will they be here, Doctor? -I'm going to send for them now.
And I want you all to stay here and wait until they come. And I want you all to stay here and wait until they come.
-But what are you going to do? -I cannot stay here.
Jamie Zoe. Uh, Jamie, Zoe.
-This is where we say goodbye. -This is where we say goodbye. What are you talking about?
Well, the Time Lords will return you home. Well, the Time Lords will return you home.
Well, why can't we stay here with you? Well, why can't we stay here with you?
Because when I send this box to them, they'll know where I am. Because when I send this box to them, they'll know where I am.
I thought they were your people, your friends. I thought they were your people, your friends.
Yes, Jamie, they are my people. Yes, Jamie, they are my people.
It'll take too long to explain. I have to go. It'll take too long to explain.
Now, look, if you're going to be in trouble, you'll need me โช Now, look, if you're going to be in trouble, you'll need me โช
-To look after you. -to look after you.
But you don't understand! But you don't understand!
Oh, very well. But don't say I didn't warn you. But don't say I didn't warn you.
Right, then. We must return to the 1917 Zone.
And find the TARDIS and make good our escape. and find the TARDIS and make good our escape.
Doctor, can I come back there with you? Doctor, can I come back there with you?
I'd rather like to try and find Lady Jennifer. I'd rather like to try and find Lady Jennifer.
Yes, very well. Yes, very well.
Well, goodbye, gentlemen. I'm sorry, but we must rush. I'm sorry, but we must rush.
-You leave us? - Yes, what about us? -Yes, what about us?
The Time Lords will return you home. Now, come along. The Time Lords will return you home.
You move and I kill you! You move and I kill you!
Then you will just have to kill me, Mr. Villar. Then you will just have to kill me, Mr. Villa.
Well, Mr. Doctor, that is just what I will do. Well, Mr. Doctor, that is just what I will do.
Let me go, I kill him! Let me go, I kill him!
You can't shoot him in the back, he's helped us too much. You can't shoot him in the back, he's helped us too much.
The back, the front-- what's the difference? The back, the front - what's the difference?
It's too late now anyway. It's too late now anyway.
Don't worry. Don't worry.
When the Time Lords get him, he'll wish you had killed him. When the Time Lords get him, he'll wish you had killed him.
They're coming. They're coming.
The fighting's stopped. The fighting's stopped.
Yes. Well, goodbye, Lieutenant. Well, goodbye, Lieutenant.
There's the TARDIS. We're leaving. There's the TARDIS. We've got to get on.
-See you, Doctor. -Doctor, Doctor, etc. -Goodbye, Doctor. Doctor, wait!
Goodbye. Goodbye.
-Bye, Lieutenant. -Bye, Lieutenant.
-Look at him! - Go! -Hey... He's... -Come on!
Come on! Come on!
What is it? What is it?
Time Lords Time Lords!
We must get away! We must get away!
What's happening, Doctor? What's happening, Doctor?
I can hardly move! I can hardly move!
It's a force field! It's a force field!
Concentrate! Concentrate!
We may be able to break through it! We may be able to break through it!
Will we get away all right, Doctor? Will we get away all right, Doctor?
If I can boost it high enough. If I can boost it high enough.
The TARDIS may be able to break through the force field. The TARDIS may be able to break through the force field.
What was happening? Why was it so difficult to move?
It was the Time Lords. It was the Time Lords.
-They're your own people, aren't they, Doctor? -They're your own people, aren't they, Doctor?
Why did you run away from them in the first place? Why did you run away from them in the first place?
Well, I was bored. Well, I was bored.
What do you mean, you were bored? What do you mean, you were bored?
Well, the Time Lords are an immensely civilized race. Well, the Time Lords are an immensely civilized race.
We can control our own environment. We can control our own environment.
We can live forever, barring accidents. We can live forever, barring accidents.
And we have the secret of space-time travel. And we have the secret of space-time travel.
Well, what's so wrong in all that? Well, what's so wrong in all that?
Well, we hardly ever use our great powers. Well, we hardly ever use our great powers.
We consent simply to observe and gather knowledge. We consent simply to observe and gather knowledge.
-And that wasn't enough for you? -And that wasn't enough for you?
With a whole galaxy to explore? With a whole galaxy to explore?
Millions of planets, aeons of time, countless civilizations to meet? Millions of planets, aeons of time, countless civilisations to meet?
Well, why do they object to you doing all that? Well, why do they object to you doing all that?
Well, it is a fact, Jamie, that I-- Well, it is a fact, Jamie, that I...
I do get involved in other people's business. . I do tend to get involved with things.
Aye, you can say that again. Aye, you can say that again.
Whenever there's any trouble, he's in it right up to his neck. Whenever there's any trouble, he's in it right up to his neck.
But you've helped people, Doctor. But you've helped people, Doctor.
Yes, but that's no excuse, in their eyes. Yes, but that's no excuse, in their eyes.
-What are you going to do? -We're going to run away.
I've set the controls to take us to a planet. I've set the controls to take us to a planet.
On the outermost fringes of the galaxy On the outermost fringes of the galaxy.
In that case, we'll probably end up right in their lap. In that case, we'll probably end up right in their lap.
We'll just stop here for a while. We'll just stop here for a while.
There's a chance we may have given them the slip. There's a chance we may have given them the slip.
There is no escape, Doctor. There is no escape, Doctor.
Return the TARDIS immediately to our home planet. Return the TARDIS immediately to our home planet.
Why can't you leave me alone? I haven't done any harm! I haven't done any harm!
You have broken our laws. You have broken our laws.
You must face your trial. You must face your trial.
Oh, very well, if I must. Oh, very well, if I must.
What on earth are you doing? What on earth are you doing?
I'm trying to make a quick transference jump. I'm trying to make a quick transference jump.
We've got to get away from here to somewhere safe. We've got to get away from here to somewhere safe.
-Oh! Oh! It's shaking itself to pieces! -It's shaking itself to pieces! We could all be killed.
-Doctor, can't you induce a power drive? -Doctor, can't you induce a power drive?
Oh, the controls. Oh, the controls...
Well, they're moving by themselves! Well, they're moving by themselves!
Where are we now? Now... Now, where are we?
You have returned to us, Doctor. You have returned to us, Doctor.
Your travels are over. Your travels are over.
It's my own planet. It's my own planet.
They have brought us here. They have brought us here.
-Can't we get away again? No. -Can't we get away again? No. Not this time.
Come along. Come along.
-Come with me. -Now, just a moment.
What's going on around here? What's going on around here?
Jamie, do as he says. Jamie, do as he says.
The witnesses have arrived. The witnesses have arrived.
Let them stand aside until they are needed. Let them stand aside until they are needed.
Continue with the trial Continue with the trial.
In every one of these Time Zones. In every one of these Time Zones.
Thousands of human beings in the mistaken belief that they were thousands of human beings fought and died
They're dying in a war on their own planet, in the belief that they were on their own planet. In the belief that they were on their own planet.
The survivors have now all been returned to their own times The survivors have now all been returned to their own times
Each in its own time, but the casualties are heavy on the planet Earth. But the death roll is beyond counting.
These lives were squandered in the course of a vicious course of action. These lives were squandered in the course of a vicious
And diabolical scheme to gain control of the entire galaxy. And diabolical scheme to gain control of the entire galaxy.
What is being held accountable here is A scheme originated and devised
"by a race of which the accused is the leader. by a race of which the accused is the leader.
It was a highly organised scheme with an utterly callous disregard It was a highly organized scheme with an utterly callous disregard
for the lives of the humans involved, and for the liberties for the lives of the humans involved, and for the liberties
And the freedom of all the other species in the galaxy. of all the other species in the galaxy.
which the accused would have dominated with his tyranny. which the accused would have dominated with his tyranny.
Brutal methods of mental processing were used. Brutal methods of mental processing were used.
Which entirely contravened all the galactic laws Which entirely contravened all the galactic laws.
-The Time Lords holding a trial is a very rare event. -Why? -The Time Lords holding a trial is a very rare event.
Well, normally they don't interfere with the affairs of other planets. Well, normally they don't interfere with the affairs of other planets.
But they had to when I called for help. But they had to when I called for help.
Well, look, can't we get away? Well, look, can't we get away?
Well, you and Zoe may, but I don't think I will. Well, you and Zoe may, but I don't think I will.
Will you step forward, please? Will you step forward, please?
Oh, I beg your pardon. Oh, I beg your pardon.
We have received your statement of facts. We have received your statement.
Do you swear to the truth of your report? Do you swear to the truth of your report?
Everything in that report Everything in that report
Is the result of my direct personal observation. Is the result of my direct personal observation.
Does the accused have anything to say? Does the accused have anything to say?
Do not make us force you to speak. Do not make us force you to speak.
We would not cause you unnecessary pain. We would not cause you unnecessary pain.
Very well. Very well.
Stop it! Stop the light!
You must speak. You must speak.
Do you admit the charges with which you have been accused? Do you admit the charges with which you have been accused?
I do not even admit the authority of this court. I do not even admit the authority of this court.
Have you anything to say in your defense? Have you anything to say in your defense?
The humans who died in our war games would have killed each other anyway. The humans who died in our war games would have killed each other anyway.
And members of your own race agreed with me. And members of your own race agreed with me.
My War Chief was himself a Time Lord. My War Chief was himself a Time Lord.
And the knowledge he brought me made the whole scheme possible. and the knowledge he brought me made the whole scheme possible.
And another of your Time Lords gave me his support. And another of your Time Lords gave me his support.
I never supported your scheme for one moment! I never supported your scheme for one moment!
You collaborated with my War Chief. You collaborated with my War Chief.
If I am guilty, then you are guilty, too. If I am guilty, then you are guilty, too.
We believe that each of the charges against you is valid. Your attempt to incriminate others is an obvious fraud.
Good. I'm glad to see your sense of justice still prevails. I'm glad to see your sense of justice still prevails.
Even though they have lost their sense of humour. Even though they have lost their sense of humour.
We find you guilty of all the charges against you. We find you guilty of all the charges against you.
Around you and your planet. A force field has been placed around you
We've laid down a force field. And around your planet.
so that your warlike people will remain prisoners forever. so that your warlike people will remain prisoners forever.
You have been found guilty of all charges You have been found guilty of all charges
and you and your murderous associates will be dematerialized. and you and your murderous associates will be dematerialized.
It will be as though you had never existed. It will be as though you had never existed.
No. No. No... No...
No. No. No.
No! No! No!
Well, that's put an end to them. Well, that's put an end to them.
-Well, we'll be on our way. - Come on, Doctor. -Well, we'll be on our way. Come on, Dr. Cheerio.
Switch this thing off. Switch this thing off.
-Jamie, they are not going to let us go. -Jamie, they are not going to let us go.
-After all you've done for them? - What are you going to do to him? -After all you've done for them? What are you going to do to him?
He must stand his trial. He must stand his trial.
It's time to say goodbye to your friends. It's time to say goodbye to your friends.
-There must be something we can do. -There must be something we can do.
Not this time. Not this time.
So I'll see you later, Jamie. Well... . goodbye, Jamie.
-But, Dr., surely we can... -Goodbye, Jamie. -But, Doctor, surely we can... -Goodbye, Jamie.
-I won't forget you, you know? -I won't forget you, you know?
Don't go blundering into too much trouble, will you? Don't go blundering into too much trouble, will you?
Oh, you're a fine one to talk. Oh, you're a fine one to talk.
-Goodbye, Zoe. - Goodbye, Doctor. -Goodbye, Doctor.
Will we ever meet again? Will we ever meet again?
Again? Again?
Zoe, you and I know. Zoe, you and I know
Time is relative, isn't it? Time is relative, isn't it?
-They'll forget me, won't they? -They'll forget me, won't they?
They will be returned to a moment in time They will be returned to a moment in time
Just before they went away with you. Just before they went away with you.
They will remember their first adventure with you but nothing more. They will remember their first adventure with you but nothing more.
Zoe. Zoe?
Zoe, are you all right? Zoe, are you all right?
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
-Are the Doctor and Jamie gone? -Yes, I've just seen them off.
Well, we better get back to work, you know, there's a lot to be done. Well, we better get back to work, you know, there's a lot to be done
We've got a lot of work to do. If we're going to get the wheel back to normal.
-Are you sure you're all right? -Are you sure you're all right?
I thought I'd forgotten something important, but it's nothing. I thought I'd forgotten something important, but it's nothing.
-All right, come along, then. -All right, come along, then.
-She'll be all right, won't she? -She'll be all right, won't she?
-What about Jamie? -What about Jamie?
Try to murder a McCrimmon, would you? Try to murder a McCrimmon, would you?
Note: This segment is not taken from the original S04E04 Highlanders - The Highlanders, but is a specially filmed segment for War Games
Well, I'll show you! Well, I'll show you!
Die! Creag an tuire!
They will both continue their lives as if nothing had happened. They will both continue their lives as if nothing had happened.
What about me? What about me?
โช You have heard the charge against you that you have repeatedly broken โช You have heard the charge against you that you have repeatedly
The most important law broken our most important law of non-interference
What have you to say in the affairs of other planets. What have you to say?
Do you admit these actions? Do you admit these actions?
I not only admit them, I am proud of them. I not only admit them, I am proud of them.
While you have been content merely to observe the evil in the galaxy. While you have been content merely to observe the evil in the galaxy.
I have been fighting against it. I have been fighting against it.
It is not we who are on trial here, Doctor. It is not we who are on trial here, Doctor.
No, no, of course you're above criticism, aren't you? No, no, of course you're above criticism, aren't you?
-Do you admit that these actions were justified? -Yes, of course I do!
I'll show you some of the evils I've been fighting against. I'll show you some of the evils I've been fighting against.
Quarks The Quarks.
Note: From S06E01 Humanoid Dominators - The Dominators
Deadly robot servants of the cruel Dominators. Deadly robot servants of the cruel Dominators.
They tried to enslave a peace-loving race. They tried to enslave a peace-loving race.
Then there were the Yeti. More robot killers.
Instruments of an alien intelligence Instruments of an alien intelligence
Note: from S05E05 The Web of Fear
Trying to take over the planet Earth. Trying to take over the planet Earth.
-All this is entirely irrelevant. - You asked me to justify my actions. -You asked me to justify my actions.
I am doing so. I am doing so.
Let me show you the Ice Warriors. Let me show you the Ice Warriors.
Cruel Martian invaders. They tried to conquer the Earth, too. They tried to conquer the Earth, too.
Note: S05E03 The Ice Warriors
So did the Cybermen. So did the Cybermen.
Half-creature, half-machine. Half-creature, half-machine.
Note: From S06E03 Invasion - The Invasion
But worst of all were the Daleks. But worst of all were the Daleks.
A pitiless race of conquerors A pitiless race of conquerors
Note: From S04E09 The Evil of the Daleks - The Evil of the Daleks
exterminating all who came up against them. exterminating all who came up against them.
Exterminate all humans! Exterminate all humans!
All these evils I have fought All these evils I have fought
While you have done nothing but observe. while you have done nothing but observe.
True, I am guilty of interference. True, I am guilty of interference.
Just as you are guilty of failing to use your great powers. Just as you are guilty of failing to use your great powers.
To help those in need! to help those in need!
-Is that all you have to say? -Well, isn't it enough?
We accept your plea that there is evil in the universe. We accept your plea that there is evil in the universe.
That must be fought, that must be fought โช that must be fought, โช
And that you still have a part to play in that battle. and that you still have a part to play in that battle.
What, you mean that you're going to let me go free? What, you mean that you're going to let me go free?
Not entirely. Not entirely.
We have noted your particular interest in the planet Earth. We have noted your particular interest in the planet Earth.
The frequency of your visits must have given you special knowledge The frequency of your visits must have given you special knowledge
Of that world and its problems. of that world and its problems.
Yeah, yes, I suppose that's true. Yeah, yes, I suppose that's true.
And Earth seems more vulnerable than others, yes. And Earth seems more vulnerable than others, yes.
For that reason, you will be sent back to that planet. For that reason, you will be sent back to that planet.
Oh, good. Oh, good.
In exile. In exile.
In exile? In exile?
You will be sent to Earth in the 20th century. You will be sent to Earth in the 20th century.
And will remain there for as long as we deem proper. And will remain there for as long as we deem proper.
And for that period, the secret of the TARDIS will be taken from you. And for that period, the secret of the TARDIS will be taken from you.
But you... You can't exile me on a primitive planet. But you... You can't condemn me to exile on one primitive planet
in one century in time! in one century in time!
Besides, I'm known on the Earth. It might be very awkward for me. Besides, I'm known on the Earth. It might be very awkward for me.
Your appearance has changed before. It will change again. Your appearance has changed before.
That is part of the sentence. That is part of the sentence.
You can't just change what I look like without consulting me! You can't just change what I look like without consulting me!
You will have an opportunity to choose your appearance You will have an opportunity to choose your appearance.
Oh, well, that's not so bad. But I warn you, I'm very particular. Oh, well, that's not so bad. But I warn you, I'm very particular.
Here is your first choice. Here is your first choice.
Note: The four faces that appeared in the original version were drawn by story designer Roger Cheveley
Oh, he's too old. Oh, he's too old.
Well, he's too thin. Well, he's too thin.
Yes, that one's too young. Yes, that one's too young.
Oh, no, that won't do at all. Oh, no, that won't do at all.
Note: The deletion of the phrase "he was too fat" may be related to the UK Equality Act 2010 or because the new version of the PhD does not have a fat body type.
That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous.
You're wasting time, Doctor. You're wasting time, Doctor.
It's not my fault, is it? Is this the best you can do? Is this the best you can do?
I've never seen such an incredible bunch. I've never seen such an incredible bunch.
Since you refuse to take the decision Since you refuse to take the decision.
The decision will be taken for you. The decision will be taken for you.
No, no, I never said that. No, no, I never said that.
But I maintain I have the right to decide what I look like. But I maintain I have the right to decide what I look like.
It could be very important on the Earth. It could be very important on the Earth.
People on Earth attach a very great deal of importance People on Earth attach a very great deal of importance...
Ah! What's happening?
-What's going on here? - It's time. -What's happ... The time has come
Note: The third Doctor's likeness does not appear as the actor was not confirmed when the original version was filmed for this part of the story
for you to change your appearance, Doctor, and begin your exile. for you to change your appearance, Doctor, and begin your exile.
Is this some sort of joke? Is this some sort of joke?
You can't do this to me. No, I refuse to be treated...
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Oh, stop! Oh, stop!
You're making me giddy! You're making me giddy!
No, you can't do this to me! No, you can't do this to me!
No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Note: The original version ended here, and originally S6 was to be concluded by a four-episode and a six-episode story (one of which was Doctor Who and the Mimics) But the scripts were both rejected, so a ten-episode long story was produced
It's over. It's over.
Note: The image is from the second Doctor's first appearance episode S04E03 The Power of the Daleks P1
Doctor? Doctor.
Note: Most of what follows was produced by Youtube blogger The Confession Dial
He's a very kind man. He's a very kind man.
I shall never forget him. I shall never forget him.
Where am I? Where am I?
Note: The uncertainty of the date here is due to a conflict in UNIT's time setting, with the show implying that the events are set in the 1980s However, in S20E03 The Legend of Mawdryn's Undead - Mawdryn Undead, it is mentioned that the Brigadier General retired in 1977.
What? What?
Note: Here is the third Doctor style ED
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