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It's a new life for two girls named
Brady who have left the front to make it
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their own.
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Jan fell in love with a man named
Phillip, the nicest guy she'd known.
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trip and left Mom alone for a few
nights. I'm glad we invited her to sleep
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Oh, I love your mother.
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So do I.
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I have a lot of fun when she's around.
So do I.
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I think it'll be a disaster.
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So do I.
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And Mike, while you're away, the girls
insisted that I sleep over.
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Right. Oh, Phillip and Wally said they
wanted me to stay too.
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Well, I had a lot of things planned to
do around here in the evenings, but when
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they beg and plead like that...
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How can I say no?
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She could have said no.
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But she didn't.
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Mothers -in -law by tradition cause
problems.
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Oh, Philip, that's so old -fashioned.
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Mom's not a mother -in -law. She's mom.
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Well, maybe so, but we've never had a
house guest before, and we're just
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learning to live together.
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I'll bet five bucks it's gonna be a
mess.
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to be fine.
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I think Wally's right for a change. I'll
bet $5, too. You're on.
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A gourmet dinner, an immaculate house.
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Mom won't be so impressed. She'll
probably vote us kids of the year.
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Probably will.
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with the yellow wire.
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You'll get an orange wire.
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Well, listen, Mom will really... Mom
will really be impressed with this.
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appliance in the house will be set up on
an automatic timer. And in case of an
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emergency, I rigged it to alert the
police department, the fire department,
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the hospital.
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You left out chicken delight.
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You know, Philip, I've already finished
my work.
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You can't...
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Yummy.
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she felt sorry for Marsha's goldfish
because she thought they were tired out
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from swimming all day long.
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She was so sad because they were wet and
cold.
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Never mind, Mom.
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It was so funny. Jan dried them off with
a towel and put them on her pillow to
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sleep with her in a warm, dry bed.
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Jan, how could you do that?
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I was just a kid.
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No excuses.
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You tell everybody about last night's
dinner. Yeah. Well, it wasn't my fault.
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excuses.
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Nowhere on a TV dinner does it say to
take it out of the box before you put it
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in the oven.
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Well, anyway, Marsha's best cooking is
never done, uh, in the kitchen.
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After dinner, banana.
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Oh, really? The dinner was just great.
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I mean, the salad was yummy, the veal
was just right, and the casserole was
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scrumptious.
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I insist. Now, you sleep in our room.
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Aw, thanks, Philip.
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Good night. Well, come on there, roomie.
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Good night, Mom. Good night, Dan.
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Good night, everybody.
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Philip, thank you.
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Mom, I want to tell Philip something.
Would you give me a minute?
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Oh, sure.
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Take all the time you want.
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Mom.
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It's our first night apart since the
wedding.
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I got plenty of company.
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Yeah. But did you ever try to snuggle up
to a goldfish?
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No, but you did.
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I told you, I was just a kid then.
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That's right. I guess I'll kiss you
goodnight anyway.
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That's right, guys. We're married.
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put on your pajamas?
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You know I don't have any.
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How about your jeans?
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are you thinking about?
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Jan and Philip.
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It must be hard on them spending the
night so far apart.
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Philip is only in the living room, not
Siberia. I don't.
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But I just think that you could have
volunteered for the cot when Philip
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to take it.
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And leave you in here all by yourself?
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I could have never done that to you.
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Yeah, but you'd be in the living room,
not Siberia.
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Let me put it this way.
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No.
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You don't want me to pout, do you?
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I can pout for weeks.
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not what you think.
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Too bad.
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Well, it won't happen again because
Wally has agreed to sleep on the cot.
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I have?
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I guess I have.
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Yes, sir, there's nothing more I want to
do in this world than to sleep out
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here. Just me and the cot and 32
guppies.
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Mom sleeps with Marsha.
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Well, that means... Hi, roomie.
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Jan? Oh!
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I just wanted to kiss you goodnight.
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Oh, well, you already kissed me
goodnight.
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Well, I can't get too much of a good
thing.
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What a kiss.
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I hear bells.
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I'd like to take credit, but it's the
door.
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At this hour?
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Yeah.
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Coming, coming.
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Good evening.
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Hello. I found this kid in front of your
house here, and he said he belongs to
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you. Harry, are you...
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pay him over here, okay? Oh, sure.
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It's all right, officer. We're sort of
his home away from home. Well, is this
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cot for the kid?
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Oh, I can explain, officer. You see,
this cot is here because my mother -in
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is sleeping over. Oh, are you his mother
-in -law? No, I'm his wife.
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Ah!
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Don't tell me you're his mother -in
-law.
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Now, she's sleeping in there.
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I'm sleeping in there with Philip.
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is sleeping with my mother -in -law.
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Both of your mother -in -laws are
sleeping with your wife. No, we only
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mother -in -law. But you got two wives.
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Oh, hello.
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Who are you?
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Oh, I'm his wife.
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And I'm their mother -in -law, and I
should be sleeping on the cot.
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That would make you his wife.
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You see, it's all a matter of deciding
who sleeps with who.
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Whom. Who sleeps with whom.
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That's what I'm trying to find out.
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It's very simple, officer. You see,
right now... It's my turn to sleep with
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Wally.
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Oh.
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Folks. Folks, I'm sure there is a simple
explanation for this, but... Oh, boy,
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it's probably too complicated.
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Officer, trust me. I can vouch for these
people.
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Why not?
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He's the only one that makes sense
around here anyway.
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this night would be a disaster.
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The other five dollars we bet him, we
should have made it ten.
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Harry, I told you before, I don't like
you out on the streets at night.
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I'm not.
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I'm in your living room.
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And in two minutes, you're going to be
in the bedroom.
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Now, that's not very practical. Where is
he going to sleep?
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You think it bothers me?
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Yes, you're right. It bothers me.
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Blink. Please, just once. Blink.
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That one.
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What's she doing here?
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Thanks. I didn't want to wake anybody up
at the doorbell.
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Well, that's okay. I was up anyway. But
what are you doing up? Well, Sam's at
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our own... night bowling tournament, and
I heard a noise outside my house, and I
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went out to check it out, and the wind
blew the door shut and locked me out.
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Oh, well, you might as well spend the
night here, Alice. Everyone else is.
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Hey, will you watch TV?
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Is it too early for the late show or too
late for the early show? No, I think
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it'll make too much noise.
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We could play a game.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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You get the game.
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belong here.
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Lady, nobody does.
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A, Sonny and Cher, B, Tarzan and Jane,
or C, Anthony and Cleopatra? The answer
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is C, Anthony and Cleopatra.
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Next question, Brady Junkies. What was
the name of Greg and Peter's baseball
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team? A, the Rockets, B, the Smog Dogs,
or C, the Aces?
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Stay tuned. The answer's coming up after
the next Brady Prize.
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