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It's a new life for two girls named
Brady.
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We'll have death of fun to make it on.
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and he's not going to be stopped by a
deadbeat.
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That's deadbolt.
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This lock is a deterrent.
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That's right.
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Like some people feel leaving the lights
on is a deterrent.
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Wally doesn't feel that's a deterrent at
all.
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In fact, he kind of likes it.
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We're not talking about the bedroom.
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You weren't, but I was.
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All the same, there have been a lot of
burglaries in the area.
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Well, that's why Mom and Alice wanted us
to join the neighborhood watch.
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Well, then, at least we can do our part.
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There. That'll do it.
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What a man. What a man.
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Now neither man nor beast can get
through our doors.
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This is huge.
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You're breaking a door. Okay.
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What is this?
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Isn't she beautiful?
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She's a she?
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I'd like you to meet Gladys.
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What's this big gorilla doing here
anyway?
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Well, he lives here, remember?
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Incorporated, and they want my company,
Tyler Toys, to distribute them.
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They gave me this sample.
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That's a sample? What does the regular
size look like?
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Well, I'd like to meet Marcia, my wife,
Jan, my sister -in -law.
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important things to do.
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You don't consider Gladys important?
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No.
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That's not fair.
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Wally's work is just as important as
yours, mine, or Jan's.
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Philip, didn't you ever have a toy when
you were growing up?
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When I was seven, I got a slide rule.
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Now, that was a lot of laughs. Boy, the
first time I used it, you know, you
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could do all kinds of different things.
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Kids around this country are going to
love Gladys. You will, too, as soon as
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get used to her.
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Get used to her?
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Gladys sound permanent.
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Relax. I just brought her home for
consultation purposes.
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My associate's coming by. Wait.
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I'm bringing Professor Thompson home
tomorrow. I'm being considered for a
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postgraduate grant.
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I don't want Professor Thompson to think
I'm living in Lion Country Safari.
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Relax. The professor will never even
notice.
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Won't notice a gorilla in the living
room?
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Trust me. She'll just blend in.
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What do you suggest we do? Put a light
bulb in her mouth and call her a floor
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lamp?
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Oh, great.
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Now, wait, wait. This will be a test
case, okay?
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I'll prove it to you.
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What's what? This.
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That? This.
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Oh, that.
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Note, she noticed.
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Well, of course I noticed. I'm Alice. I
notice everything.
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Especially huge things when she's thrown
over.
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Well, that's just a gorilla.
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A gorilla?
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well get the uh the whole effect now
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that is a gorilla that is no little
monkey that is a big stop
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her name is gladys and she's really very
nice just don't
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press her nose what happens if i press
her nose oh come on what can i
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At least Harry has to.
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That's why I use him.
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I told you I don't want you on the
streets after dark.
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Professor Thompson home this afternoon.
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Gladys had better be moved out.
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You know, that postgraduate grant really
is important to Philip. We agreed to
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move Gladys out last night.
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Remember?
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Last night, you agreed to move Gladys
out.
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Yeah. I also remember how you convinced
me.
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Wait just one minute.
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Just one minute.
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Come in, Professor.
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I was just checking to see if anyone or
anything was home.
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Nice house coming to you.
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Precisely. My wife's sister and her
husband share the house with us.
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That's unusual.
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Oh, no, no, not at all. We're very
rational people.
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Well, the watchword for today is
rationality.
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Oh, you won't find anybody more rational
than we are.
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May I take your coat? Oh, please.
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gorillas would be the last group to come
out of the closet.
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And I thought living with you would be
difficult. I was wrong.
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It's impossible.
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Thank you.
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So, you see, even the smallest girl can
protect herself against a mugger.
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Okay, let's try it.
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Now, Marsha, you be the mugger. Jan, you
be the muggy. Okay.
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Okay, Marsha, come toward Jan.
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sister, Marcia.
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Come on, Marcia, be serious.
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Now, Jan, the pamphlet says turn, okay?
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And here's what you do.
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Okay, now, move back just a little bit.
Okay. Perfect. Okay, now place your
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hands together.
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hands too?
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Sure. If you want to take anything, go
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ahead. Just leave us alone.
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You, uh, you're the only ones in the
house?
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Well, we do have... Uh, yeah. Yeah, you
guessed it.
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Just me and my wife living here alone.
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Just the two of us all by ourselves.
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Sure, it gets lonesome sometimes, but
that's the way we like it.
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of your friends.
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Excuse me, if I may interject here, he's
no longer a burglar, he's a robber.
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According to the dictionary, burglary is
the act of breaking into a house to
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commit a felony.
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Once he encountered us, then it became a
robbery because there's victims
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involved. What's the difference,
burglary or robbery?
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Either way, we're getting ripped off.
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There's a big difference, Wallace.
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I'll remember that next time I'm robbed
by an ancient Roman.
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Okay, okay, okay, hold it. Now look,
school's out.
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Everybody into the closet. Come on, move
it, move it.
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That's not very smart. It would be far
more rational if we stayed out here so
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could show you where the valuables are.
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We don't have anything that's valuable.
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Except Gladys and your fish.
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Coracea serratus. Ah, that sounds pretty
expensive to me, all right. See, I knew
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these fishies were worth something.
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Mr. Thompson read about how he captured
the burglar in the school newspaper, and
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he decided to consider me for a new
research grant.
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So everything turned out for the best.
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What is the new research about?
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Home crime detection devices.
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No, I was thinking about something
about, oh, seven feet tall and all
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covered with hair.
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Travis once played one of Martha Brady's
cheerleader friends?
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It happened in a very bizarre episode of
Day by Day, which turns into a very
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bizarre episode of The Brady Bunch. Stay
tuned.
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This rarely seen episode is coming up
next on the Wonders of TV Land.
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Don't touch that dial.
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