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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,680 This is an ABC color presentation. 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:14,220 Hello, I'm Alec Baldwin. First up tonight, a conversation with actor and 3 00:00:14,220 --> 00:00:15,720 comedian Mike Myers. 4 00:00:16,020 --> 00:00:21,720 The former SNL star became a household name in a box office sensation with 5 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:26,720 immensely popular films like Wayne's World and Austin Powers, a series of 6 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:30,900 blockbuster movies with some of the most indelible characters of our time. 7 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:35,820 His latest project is the new Queen biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody. 8 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:41,000 Also tonight, former Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards joins us. 9 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,820 Earlier this year, she stepped down from her post at Planned Parenthood, but 10 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:49,180 continues to be a passionate advocate for women's rights and the need to 11 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:53,620 more women in the American political system. We're glad you've joined us. 12 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:56,380 Myers and Cecile Richards coming up right now. 13 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,920 Are we going to show the clip? Do we have the clip? What's the clip of? 14 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:22,280 Let's watch this commercial. 15 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:23,760 Hi, 16 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,220 Joey. Hi, Jack. 17 00:01:28,660 --> 00:01:30,280 Candy flavor. 18 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:33,380 Oh, it's Wrigley's. Yeah. 19 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,520 Well, you graduated to the big stick. 20 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,220 Wrigley Spearmint. 21 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:38,700 Spearmint straight. 22 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:39,860 Yeah, straight, Jack. 23 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,320 The name's Ned, Joey. 24 00:01:43,340 --> 00:01:44,480 Yeah, real straight. 25 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:51,940 Look how adorable that boy is. 26 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,940 Thank you. I can't get over how much he looks like my son Spike. That's the 27 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:58,020 crazy thing. I think you could tell people that was Mick Jagger and they'd 28 00:01:58,020 --> 00:02:02,860 it. Yeah. Is it kind of a young... It looked like my haircut was with a cool 29 00:02:02,860 --> 00:02:04,900 whip. You have the same haircut. Yeah, pretty much. 30 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:11,039 But when you were a kid, was there a lot of funny in what you were doing? That's 31 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:12,040 obviously not funny. 32 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:13,340 Were you funny then? 33 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,860 You know, I grew up in a house, a Liverpool house. 34 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,220 Liverpool Irish, Liverpool Scottish house. 35 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:26,160 And my dad often, when kids would come into the house, and my dad didn't like 36 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:29,060 them, he'd be like, well, that guy Bruce, he can't come in anymore. 37 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,780 I'd go, why? He's not funny. 38 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,280 And I'd be like, what do you mean? He goes, well, to come into a Liverpool 39 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,080 house, you have to either have a song, a story, or a good joke. 40 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,420 He's got no sense of humour. He was out. He was out. 41 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,280 Were you funny as a kid? 42 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:46,970 I tried to be. I tried to be. I valued it more than anything. 43 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:48,430 There's two things I wanted to do. 44 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:51,950 I wanted to be in Python, and I wanted to play for the Toronto Maple Leafs. 45 00:02:52,230 --> 00:02:55,410 And I still think I have a shot for the Toronto Maple Leafs. You still play 46 00:02:55,410 --> 00:02:58,150 hockey, right? I still play hockey. I play floor hockey every Tuesday. 47 00:02:58,810 --> 00:03:02,530 But when do you first realize you are funny? Because eventually when you have 48 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:06,270 that talent, people remind you of it again and again and again. How old were 49 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:08,690 and where were you when people said, you know, you really ought to pursue this? 50 00:03:08,970 --> 00:03:11,250 Well, I grew up in government -subsidized housing. 51 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,380 And in the middle of this housing was a common area. 52 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:20,940 And there was a stairway that led to an underground parking lot. And that was my 53 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:26,200 stage. So the cement stairway that's raised became, that's where I did going 54 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,300 down the stairs and doing the canoe. 55 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:34,240 And I would just come up and down as different characters. And I just valued 56 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:38,600 It was just such an important thing to be funny. My brothers are super funny. 57 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,520 Paul and Peter are funny. 58 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:43,840 And I would say, hey, guys, wait up, kid, for so long. 59 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:47,600 And my mom never thought I was funny, which is hilarious. 60 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:49,780 My mom would say, oh, I see you trying, Mike. Yeah. 61 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 You're just not funny. 62 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,000 My mother doesn't even know the name of my movies. 63 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,860 Yeah. Cynthia, I loved you in The Search for Black November. 64 00:03:57,739 --> 00:03:58,739 That's a great movie. 65 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:01,480 That is a great movie, though, I have to say. Black November is a great movie. 66 00:04:01,540 --> 00:04:02,540 One of my favorites. 67 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:06,920 But my mom didn't even, with Wayne's World, she was like, oh, that Dana 68 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:07,920 funny. 69 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:11,560 Oh, we just got it, you know. But Americans do, don't they? They're slick. 70 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:12,959 They're slick. 71 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:13,960 They're a beat ahead. 72 00:04:14,260 --> 00:04:16,880 Yeah. About the Commonwealth people. 73 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:18,980 When did you know you were funny? 74 00:04:20,519 --> 00:04:23,400 When I made my brothers laugh. 75 00:04:25,580 --> 00:04:28,480 I think. Would you know you were funny? You're going to make a living at it. 76 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:33,420 I would say after Austin Powers 2. 77 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,180 You know John Lovitz, right? 78 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:42,620 Or as a friend of mine says, the late John Lovitz. It's such a funny joke. 79 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:46,380 I love John Lovitz. One of the most naturally funny people. 80 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:51,220 He used to watch the show on Monday after the Saturday. 81 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:55,020 And I would hear laughing from his office. And I'd go, God, what's funny? 82 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:57,000 like to see what's funny. And he was watching himself. 83 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:59,700 And going, you've got to see this. This is so awesome. 84 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:03,200 And I said, if you could put that in pill form, I would actually try and get 85 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:08,220 prescription of that. Because that's the part I have. I'm only now starting to 86 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:12,080 like stuff that I've done. It takes a long time. Really? 87 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,380 Why? 88 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:20,400 I don't know. I think... Have you been insecure about it the whole run? The 89 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,399 whole, yeah. 90 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,080 It's remarkable. 91 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:24,279 Is it working? 92 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:29,040 I'll tell you where I felt good about it. So Barbra Streisand hadn't performed 93 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:33,300 in 22 years and she wanted Linda Richman, my character Linda Richman, to 94 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:38,060 the audience and sort of heckle support her and then be brought up to the stage, 95 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:39,220 right? Which is a huge honor. 96 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,680 Kathy Lee, eat your heart out. 97 00:05:43,870 --> 00:05:48,410 And I was in Hawaii on vacation and I got a call, you know, because usually I 98 00:05:48,410 --> 00:05:51,810 stay under a fake name and you can't get through. And all of a sudden it's, 99 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,210 hello, Mike, it's Barbara, right? And I was like, what? 100 00:05:54,550 --> 00:05:56,610 I thought it was my brother Paul, right, calling. 101 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,990 And so she said, come and do this show. 102 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,970 And I did it. 103 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:06,530 But during the rehearsals, I went to the, you know, the loge area, the inside 104 00:06:06,530 --> 00:06:10,050 part of the stadium, you know, in the hockey rink where all the concessions 105 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:12,190 I see her by herself crying. 106 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:17,460 And I said, Barbara, are you good? What's going on? And then she turned to 107 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,460 and she said, is it any good? 108 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:20,120 Nobody told me. 109 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,080 I said, any good? 110 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,200 You're Barbara Streisand, dude. 111 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:29,640 I'm not actually a natural Barbara Streisand fan. You've made me a fan just 112 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,640 through the rehearsal. 113 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:35,520 I'm a fan, but I'm not like a fan. But now I get it. It's like bell -toned, 114 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,520 perfect. And she was like, oh, thank you. And I just thought, oh, wow. It 115 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,360 of doesn't. 116 00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:46,390 It's kind of a universal, as Lorne Michaels will always say, it's the 60 117 00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:50,010 hum of I suck, I'm good enough, I'm suck, I'm good enough, until you reach 118 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,010 right oscillation. 119 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:55,490 And what was interesting when I was watching clips of you in performance, 120 00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:59,670 were someone who your characters, you watch the clips with the sound off. 121 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:04,150 And the facial mask and the physical behavior of the character is very 122 00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:09,530 and very commanding. Right. You watch your characters sing the a cappella. 123 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:15,840 Queen in the car with Carvey and the other two guys. And when you turn the 124 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:22,020 you're like this going... When you see you in a lot of the characters, but the 125 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:25,500 character's on top, he has the answer, he's the smartest. 126 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:26,800 He's a happy survivor. 127 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:36,720 Mr. 128 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:38,539 Powell. 129 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:43,640 My job is to acclimatize you to the 90s. You know, a lot changed since 1967. 130 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,840 No doubt, though, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with 131 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:52,140 many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time 132 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:57,360 with mind -expanding drugs in a consequence -free environment, I'll be 133 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,279 a pound. 134 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:01,160 Do you think that the Austin Powers movies could be made now? 135 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,640 In the Me Too, Time's Up era, where Austin's a bit randy? 136 00:08:06,359 --> 00:08:10,460 Well, I put it a different way. Do you think All in the Family could be made 137 00:08:10,460 --> 00:08:15,780 now? Do you know what I mean? I don't know. I don't know. And where the joke, 138 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:19,620 you know, is he was so clearly on the wrong side of everything. 139 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:24,480 I mean, baked into Austin is everybody pointing out that he is. 140 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:29,640 Out of time, you know, I mean that it's sort of a Rip Van Winkle You know this 141 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:33,159 better than I ever will which is that there's certain character you put a 142 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:36,440 on he could say anything You know, he's jolly you can almost get away with it 143 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:40,679 Yeah, there is almost all of my characters have an after Basque of you 144 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:45,420 where they think they're hilarious again because I've always admired people who 145 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:51,060 are Confident I mean, I mean John Lovitz has a right to be confident, you know 146 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:53,180 because he is I remember 147 00:08:54,320 --> 00:09:01,020 This is a little dark, but when Phil Hartman got murdered by his wife 148 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:06,240 Brynn, who I knew very well, and I spent many... He was sort of my closest... 149 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:10,340 Dana and Phil were my two closest friends at SNL. 150 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:16,980 And there was an impromptu wake at David Foster's house. 151 00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:22,400 And it was hours after it happened, and I just kept saying, hold on, Brynn 152 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,680 killed Phil? 153 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:25,370 And then Brynn killed herself? 154 00:09:25,670 --> 00:09:28,090 I couldn't, I still can't believe it. 155 00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:31,730 And I just kept saying that. And then we got to the wake and I just said to 156 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:36,690 everybody, hold on, Brynn killed Phil and then Brynn killed herself? 157 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,850 And John Lovitz went, oh, come on, you're making it sound worse than it 158 00:09:40,570 --> 00:09:44,490 And I was like, oh my gentle, are you kidding me? 159 00:09:45,370 --> 00:09:49,210 That is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. We all hit the ground. 160 00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:50,310 laughed for half an hour. 161 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,430 And I was like. 162 00:09:53,869 --> 00:09:59,890 love it that he's the most naturally funny human being in the world and it 163 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:04,030 me i was sad of course but i knew that nobody would have loved that joke more 164 00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:10,590 than phil hartman and it made me proud to be in a community of people as my dad 165 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:14,390 would always say it you know just wait till it gets funny that's what my dad 166 00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:15,990 would say in the way that hartman 167 00:10:16,780 --> 00:10:21,060 was what I saw early on when you were on and I would do SNL and in the way that 168 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:25,740 Hartman was one of the most deft people in terms of loading blanks in the 169 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:28,400 rehearsals and then he'd save the best when we were on the air. 170 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:33,900 I studied at the hem of Phil Hartman's garment. Yeah, me too, me too. I mean, I 171 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:38,440 sat beside him and I had a chance as I was there longer and I realized I wasn't 172 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,960 getting fired, although I thought I was every week and I could sit next to the 173 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:45,560 host. I stayed next to Phil, who was across from the host. 174 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:49,760 and literally studied him. And he had notation, Phil. 175 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:55,640 So he knew his characters and his instruments so well that he had, like, 176 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:57,920 on each script. 177 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:02,000 And I'd go, what's that? He goes, oh, that's Charlton Heston. But I'm only 178 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,420 to do that 7%. I'm going to put another thing on top of that. 179 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:08,460 I was like, oh, my God. He made things better than written. 180 00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:11,820 But you have that same quality. I think you have a fantastic instrument. 181 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:14,420 You have great... The lines are good. 182 00:11:15,199 --> 00:11:18,780 No, I do. Can I say a line in a funny way? Yes. Am I funny? No, because I 183 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:20,620 write. The people that are funny are people who write it. 184 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:23,520 Tina's funny. Carl Buck's funny. You're funny. You create this. 185 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:26,860 I'm an actor, and I say lines. If I say them in a funny way and you like them, 186 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:31,240 great. But I'm not as funny as a person because I don't write this stuff, and I 187 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:35,400 can't. But when you're on SNL, rather than going through all of the, you know, 188 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:40,440 the kind of well -known path and the audition tape and everything, and Lauren 189 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:44,000 and so forth, when you're on the show and in the beginning you're... 190 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:47,620 Probably giddy, I would imagine. You were very, very happy. I was scared. I 191 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:53,640 actually did an audition. I got recommended by Pam Thomas, Dave Thomas' 192 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:54,660 -wife, producer. 193 00:11:55,300 --> 00:12:01,820 And I came in, and I had done work on Canadian television, a show called It's 194 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:04,600 Only Rock and Roll, and I did this thing called Wayne's Power Minute, which is 195 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,600 Wayne Campbell. 196 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,800 What do you think that they wanted you for? 197 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,260 They wanted you to come on the show. 198 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:16,130 If I had to guess, I guess they wanted to have a young Martin Short, you know, 199 00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:17,130 at that time. 200 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:22,110 The small guy with lots of energy. No audition for them? I didn't audition, 201 00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:26,010 It was all on people recommending. Because had I auditioned, I would not 202 00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:26,749 been hired. 203 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,750 I'm the worst auditioner in the world. That's true? 204 00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:30,069 Oh, terrible. 205 00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:31,510 What about the writing and your performance? 206 00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:34,870 You know, when I was first on the show, other than Conan... 207 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:38,930 As Lauren has often described, it is a little bit of the court of the Borgia in 208 00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:42,910 which people go, here, I've got a drink for you, poison ring. Drink it up. You 209 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:43,910 seem thirsty. 210 00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:44,669 It's competitive. 211 00:12:44,670 --> 00:12:45,750 It's very competitive. 212 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:53,070 When I first handed in Wayne's World, I handed it in show three on 213 00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:58,250 yellow legal pad, stapled, put it on the pile, 4 o 'clock in the morning, and I 214 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,170 thought if this doesn't work, I'll probably get fired. 215 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:04,270 And another writer came in and went through the pile. 216 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,420 And as a Canadian, I'm like, you can't go to the pile. 217 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,260 That's the pile, right? 218 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:09,839 Looked at it. 219 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:10,840 Says, is this yours? 220 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:16,560 Took it and took it off the pile and put it on the read -through table. He took 221 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,399 it off the pile. 222 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,400 I put it on the pile. 223 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:19,739 He left. 224 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:20,740 Didn't say anything. 225 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,960 Another writer came in and said, is this your sketch? 226 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:24,380 I was like, yeah. 227 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,080 He went through it and went, it sucks. 228 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,800 And threw it on the ground. 229 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,740 And I thought I was going to throw up. 230 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,060 But, you know. 231 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:38,680 I feel like a hand grabbed me by the scruff and went over and picked it up 232 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:42,580 put it on the pile. And I just thought, come on, dude. 233 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,140 You know, right through the script of the footage, you invite them to the 234 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:49,080 premiere of Waynesboro. Yes, I did. I put him in Waynesboro, too. 235 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:51,700 It's absolutely true. 236 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:57,500 Yes, I like Ruler, Ogre Ox and Makita Cop. 237 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:02,540 And then I think I would like a large with AIM. 238 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:08,170 When Wayne's World and Wayne's World 2 are done, I mean, nothing can prepare 239 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:11,010 for the leaps you can make in terms of income. 240 00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:15,950 No. And I grew up in government -assisted housing in Toronto. You know, 241 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:19,330 sold encyclopedias. My mom worked in the office of a factory. But it was also a 242 00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:23,250 weird time, too. I have to say, my dad was very ill. 243 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:29,130 When I got hired for Saturday Night Live, my dad had just burnt himself in a 244 00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:31,630 bath in our government housing. 245 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:37,480 you had to put a little bit of hot and 10 things of cold for a shower. He was 246 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:42,300 the British Army, never had showers. But in his dementia, he poured himself all 247 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:46,520 hot and burnt the entire half of his body. How old was he then? 248 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:50,160 God, he died when he was 61. 249 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,540 He was 58. 250 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:54,680 Young. I'm 65. 251 00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:56,079 I'm 55, by the way. 252 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,640 So every phone call I got during that period of time was either... 253 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,900 You're on Saturday Night Live or your dad is ill, you know, and he's wandered 254 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:07,660 into traffic. That was another one. So my dad lived the last part of his life 255 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:10,140 the burn unit, Scarborough General Hospital in Toronto. 256 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:16,280 So as all this stuff happening, I'm going up to Toronto to a burn unit where 257 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:21,540 have to go through an airlock and put on a hairnet, gloves and booties and 258 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:26,420 hearing people scream from the burn bath in whatever ring of hell that is. 259 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:28,240 So it was always. 260 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:32,640 such a strange thing so we didn't think they were going to make the movie didn't 261 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:39,240 think they're going to release the movie my dad died november 22nd 1991 died on 262 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,220 the thursday i did saturday night live on the saturday went up to toronto 263 00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:46,480 out his coffin buried him on well we you know had the funeral for him on the 264 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,260 tuesday then on the thursday i went to los angeles to see the first cut of 265 00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:57,200 wayne's world it's all just this crazy mixed emotions then the 266 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,720 movie is a big hit In February, my life has completely changed. 267 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,060 Took his ashes to Liverpool on Concord. 268 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:08,000 Flew to London on Concord, which my dad always wanted to go on Concord. And I 269 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,300 guess he did. You know what I mean? In the end, he did. In the end, he did. 270 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:14,580 flew up to Liverpool, spread his ashes on the Mersey. 271 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,120 And it's a big hit. 272 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:24,360 And it just was an odd time of craziness. Up and 273 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,140 down. Yeah. Up and down. It took me a long time to... 274 00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:31,670 find an equilibrium after that. 275 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,790 Do you watch FNL? 276 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,900 I do. Every now and then? Every now and then. Online? 277 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:03,140 I'm assuming with kids who are asleep by 10 o 'clock. I am asleep by 10 o 278 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:04,339 'clock. Yeah, it's amazing. 279 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:08,119 You know, the days are long, but the years are short. You know, that's what 280 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:09,119 say. 281 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:12,280 And this is the happiest time of my life, by the way. 282 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,920 Like, by far the happiest time of my life. 283 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,660 I thought I was going to like having kids. I didn't know I was going to love 284 00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:21,619 this much. You and your wife have three kids. Yes, we have three kids in the 285 00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:22,619 last seven years. 286 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:26,480 And someone, I read somewhere, I heard somewhere that one of your kids turned 287 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,740 you and said, when are you going to do another Austin Powers? 288 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:33,160 Yeah. The other day I was reading, I don't know what I was reading to him, 289 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,139 anyway, something. 290 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,140 Ninja Turtles. 291 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:39,940 And he's falling asleep. And I go, all right, Spike, switch off the light. He 292 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:41,380 goes, will you stay for five minutes? Sure. 293 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,220 And then three minutes in, dada, yeah? 294 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,880 You going to do another Austin Powers? 295 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,780 I said, maybe. 296 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,480 He goes, okay. 297 00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:52,320 Falls asleep, thinking I can escape. Dada, yeah? 298 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,240 Is it going to be from Dr. Evil's perspective this time? 299 00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:59,840 I said, I think so. 300 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,480 That's good. 301 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,060 Am I a producer on this movie? Then it's Data, what's Dr. 302 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,420 Evil's lair going to be? And I said, an oil rig. 303 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,920 Falls asleep. 304 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:12,240 Data, what's an oil rig? Then he said, it should be the sewers. 305 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,140 I said, okay. And I'm thinking, that isn't a great idea. 306 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:18,860 He is obsessed with Austin Powers. 307 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:24,060 But he said something, because I thought... Not that I'm on this level, 308 00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:28,040 know, of course I worship the Beatles. And as a public person, you wonder how 309 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:32,940 to, that would be a question I would have for you. How do you, how do you 310 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:38,260 of do it? Because my, like I said, my dad sold encyclopedias and the most 311 00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:42,660 person in my gene pool supposedly is William Wordsworth. I'm related to on 312 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:47,140 on my mom's side. But otherwise, you know, when people talk about past life 313 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:50,420 regressions and they go, I was a king, I know I was a peasant. You know what I 314 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:54,210 mean? I definitely was making mud bricks, you know what I mean, in 315 00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,310 lives. So it's an odd thing. 316 00:18:56,810 --> 00:19:01,230 But I remember Danny Harrison, the story of him going to school and somebody 317 00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:02,250 said, your dad's a Beatle. 318 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:05,590 And I'm going, what? Shut up. What are you talking about? And he came home to 319 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:09,710 George Harrison and said, are you a Beatle? And he's like, yeah, I am 320 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,070 He goes, why didn't you tell me? He goes, I suppose I should have, right? 321 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:18,110 And I thought, this is Kelly, my wife Kelly's idea was, you should just sort 322 00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:19,110 tell him. 323 00:19:19,129 --> 00:19:21,110 and then we should show him the movies. 324 00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:25,990 And he's obsessed with them. Oh, my God. And he has an Austin Powers costume 325 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,790 that he'll wear out of the house and stuff. 326 00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:34,390 And we're in our summer place, and it was raining, and we're under an awning 327 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:37,890 outside under a blanket. And he said, Dad, can I tell you a secret? 328 00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:41,150 I said, sure. And he whispered in my ear, I'm your biggest fan. 329 00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:47,810 And I was like, I can't. I think we might have done it right to make it. 330 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,680 a good thing, you know what I mean? My favorite moment is in the George 331 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:55,160 Harrison, the concert for George, and Danny's up there playing with all of 332 00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,460 Yeah, killer, right? Oh, you cry. 333 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,500 You know, I got the last letter George Harrison ever wrote. That's what the 334 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,980 question was going to be. Okay, then. I want to hear that. 335 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:06,540 Tell us about the letter. So we were shooting Austin Powers 3, and we called 336 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:10,720 Big Friday because we had to change the schedule to have Tom Cruise play Austin, 337 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:16,440 Danny DeVito played Mini -Me, Kevin Spacey played Dr. Evil, Gwyneth Paltrow 338 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,440 played this character. 339 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,000 Oh, I don't remember. 340 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,020 What was it? 341 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,600 Nurse. 342 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:25,220 Norma. 343 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:26,460 Norma. 344 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,060 Sorry. 345 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:32,820 And Steven Spielberg is playing the director. 346 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,180 And Rob Lowe played. 347 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,700 Rob Lowe played. Did Rob Lowe play R .J. Wagner? He played number two, yeah. 348 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:44,200 But it was all in this one day. The movie within the movie. The movie within 349 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,560 movie. Austin, which is the movie version of Austin Powers. 350 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:54,820 And it was so much pressure. It cost $100 ,000 in just 351 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:55,920 rescheduling everything. 352 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,720 $100 ,000 well spent. 353 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,720 So I wake up and it's raining. And it's an outdoor shoot at Paramount. And I 354 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,840 thought, ah, crap. 355 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,680 We're dead because we only get them for one day. What are we going to do? 356 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:13,360 Jay calls me and says, you know, we've got 400 towels. 357 00:21:14,380 --> 00:21:17,160 And then I switch on CNN and George Harrison has died. 358 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:22,840 And I thought, this is the worst day of my life. I love George. 359 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:28,500 I love them all. But George, I have the George, the six faces in Liverpool, one 360 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,720 of which is the George Harrison. And I have that face, you know what I mean? 361 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:38,160 And I get a phone call from Gavin DeBecker. Do you know Gavin DeBecker, 362 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,320 security guy? 363 00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:42,420 But he's calling from a stairwell. 364 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:45,520 And he's like, letter, dead. 365 00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:50,110 And I'm like, what is that? I thought somebody's trying to kill me or 366 00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:53,010 And I thought, this is, it's raining. 367 00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:57,190 George Harrison has died. I'm literally inconsolable and somebody's trying to 368 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:57,989 kill me. 369 00:21:57,990 --> 00:21:59,030 I get into work. 370 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,030 Gavin got a letter and someone wants me dead. 371 00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:04,370 Well, this is what I thought it was because it was from a stairwell from, 372 00:22:04,370 --> 00:22:06,470 know, oldie worldie operation. 373 00:22:07,470 --> 00:22:10,290 Giant phones, Soviet phone. 374 00:22:10,490 --> 00:22:13,410 And so I get into work and Jay is. 375 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:18,140 The director, Jay Roach, is super doing this, which is always a bad sign, which 376 00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:19,720 means he's having to sort things out. 377 00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:24,120 And he's like, I think it's going to break. I think the weather broke. It 378 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:31,180 I get into the makeup trailer, and there's Steven Spielberg, Tom Cruise, 379 00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:32,180 these people. 380 00:22:32,340 --> 00:22:34,200 And they're all like, it's great, Mike. Don't worry. 381 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:41,320 We'll go later if we have to. Oh, my God. It was just like, we do it. It's 382 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,320 funnier than written. 383 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,299 The sky's clear. 384 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:46,940 The towels work way better than written. 385 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,520 And I'm still thinking somebody wants to kill me, though, right? 386 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:59,040 Spielberg had broken his leg on a moped three days before, had pins in it, but 387 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,380 still showed up. 388 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,520 And he guest directs that day, right? 389 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,920 So all this stuff happens. We wrap out. Tom Cruise was amazing. 390 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:13,100 fantastic, and then there's a knock at the door, and it's Gavin, and he has a 391 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,580 letter, and I'm like, okay, I open it up, and it's the last letter George 392 00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:22,140 Harrison ever wrote, it says, dear Mike, I've been looking all over Europe for a 393 00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:29,060 mini -you doll, but I haven't found one, and it's like, I know you, Dr. Ebel 394 00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:32,820 said, fricking, but it's actually frigging, as a foreign fish and finger 395 00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:36,820 I'm like, and it turns out to be the best day of my life. 396 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:41,910 And, you know, when you talk about taking time away and having a sense of 397 00:23:41,910 --> 00:23:46,770 you have enough, right around that time kind of went, I'm good. 398 00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:48,450 You know what I mean? 399 00:23:48,870 --> 00:23:53,510 Literally, like if you wanted to, as a joke, have a sense of accomplishment, 400 00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:57,430 you'd have Steven Spielberg, Tom Cruise, all these people and get the last 401 00:23:57,430 --> 00:24:01,650 letter. On the day that George Harrison died, I received the last letter. What 402 00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:05,010 you're doing is working. Just to answer your question from before and to answer 403 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:06,010 with more clarity. 404 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,980 I'm very grateful for all the wonderful success. 405 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,480 It didn't bring my father back from the dead. 406 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:19,880 It didn't make certain people I love not kill themselves, for example, or 407 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,880 whatever. 408 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:26,460 For such a profound experience, you would hope that it has more otherworldly 409 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,180 supernatural powers than it does. 410 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:35,160 It doesn't make you understand who you are more. It doesn't prevent it, but it 411 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,750 doesn't. answer those cosmic questions. 412 00:24:38,970 --> 00:24:45,650 I've enjoyed my personhood for the last 15 413 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:51,770 years, and I've thoroughly enjoyed my parenthood for the last seven years. And 414 00:24:51,770 --> 00:24:58,150 it is, I think I finally have the balance between a public life and a 415 00:24:58,150 --> 00:25:03,970 life. And literally, this is the happiest time of my life. Like, I'm so 416 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:04,970 for 417 00:25:05,290 --> 00:25:11,610 the abundance and the ability to dial into it and to dial out of it. 418 00:25:16,030 --> 00:25:16,670 So 419 00:25:16,670 --> 00:25:29,010 Bohemian 420 00:25:29,010 --> 00:25:33,540 Rhapsody is the It's not safe to say that it's a Freddie Mercury biopic. It's 421 00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:37,120 about the band. No, it's about Freddie Mercury and the band, but it's Freddie 422 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,280 Mercury -centric. 423 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:42,940 And I've seen it, and it is fantastic. 424 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:48,440 I have a small part in it. I play the EMI record executive who tells them that 425 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:52,220 they can't do Bohemian Rhapsody because it's six minutes long, and it's a quasi 426 00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:54,460 -operatic dirge full of nonsense words. 427 00:25:56,010 --> 00:26:00,410 For me, a delicious irony was, of course, how much Bohemian Rhapsody was 428 00:26:00,410 --> 00:26:04,850 Wayne's world and how, even on Wikipedia, I'm associated with that 429 00:26:04,850 --> 00:26:07,510 held fast for them to include that in the cut of the film. I fought very hard 430 00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:12,310 for that because that was the song of me and my friends in Scarborough, Ontario, 431 00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:17,350 in the Dodge Dart Swinger that would drive around going downtown. 432 00:26:17,950 --> 00:26:23,230 And we all had a Galileo, and it was a huge ga -ga -ga -ga -ga. Like, that 433 00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:24,330 really is from my life. 434 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:27,960 Then to be called and they're doing a movie about Freddie Mercury. 435 00:26:28,860 --> 00:26:32,220 I'm such a huge fan of Freddie Mercury and Queen. 436 00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:37,640 And then would I want to play the EMI record executive who tells them they 437 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:43,480 have that song on the album after all of the trials and tribulations of getting 438 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,480 it. What's the line he has? You say six and a half minutes. 439 00:26:45,860 --> 00:26:48,780 It goes on forever. Yes, it's a six. 440 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,580 Six -minute quasi -operatic derge comprised of nonsense words. 441 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:53,820 It goes on forever. 442 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,720 And he says... I pity your wife. 443 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,300 Six and a half minutes is forever. It's forever. 444 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,120 Yeah, yeah. You've never been on Broadway. 445 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,400 No. You never did a show on Broadway. No. 446 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,260 Why? Does it appeal to you? I would imagine you would just... It appeals to 447 00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:09,960 I would love to do an evening with Dr. Evil. 448 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,940 Right. Or something like Mambo Mouth would be fun. 449 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:17,580 Several characters in an evening. But I'd love to do it. Yeah. 450 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,900 or a Billy Crystal -style thing where you're yourself. 451 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,220 I never thought about that. And talk about your career. 452 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,440 Oh, that's so interesting. 453 00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:25,300 That's so interesting. I never thought about that. You're not married to the 454 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:27,000 character, and you could change it every night. 455 00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:32,140 But I always thought that Broadway for you would be, because in that way, 456 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,800 not to make it all about this, but you've had enormous success. You've been 457 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,800 financially successful. 458 00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:39,820 And now it's funny how there are some stars who make more money on Broadway 459 00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:42,640 they do in the movies. Yeah. Well, this is what I was saying before about the 460 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,980 business has changed. You know what I mean? 461 00:27:44,420 --> 00:27:49,780 That's great. The traditional brick -and -mortar comedy, It's not really where 462 00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:52,340 it's at right now. It is more streaming wood than Hollywood. 463 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,940 You know, genuinely, I can't think of anybody that people would welcome with 464 00:27:55,940 --> 00:28:01,120 open arms more than you. That's very nice. To come back and make films again. 465 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:05,120 Yeah. Go back and make those big movies, Mike. Yeah. Well. 466 00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:06,740 Maybe. By me. 467 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,760 No one's more of a genius than Lauren to calculate. How much do you need to live 468 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,240 pretty well in New York? That's what I'm thinking. Right, and I also had to 469 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,860 borrow money off them. You did? I did. I went, it was my first half season. I 470 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:27,520 realized that I had no income for the summer, and I was making $1 ,000 a show 471 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,400 a writer, but I only did 10 shows. 472 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:34,180 And that if I got on, I got an additional $2 ,000, and I didn't get on 473 00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:37,640 shows. The rent was so incredibly high, and I didn't have an income. 474 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,020 Somebody said, well, go talk to Lorne and borrow money. 475 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,280 I'm like, what? 476 00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:46,060 So I waited outside his office for about eight hours, and then he came in and 477 00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:47,060 said, how much do you need? 478 00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:50,420 And I said, $5 ,000? 479 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,120 I don't know, right? 480 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,620 And he went, really? 481 00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:56,920 What's your rent? And I had to tell him what my rent was. If you look for 482 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,180 another apartment, I know. 483 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:04,000 And then he went, okay. He goes, it'll be taken from your check in the new 484 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:05,440 And I thought, yeah, right. 485 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:09,840 They're going to miss $5 ,000, you know what I mean? And then I went to cash my 486 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,300 check. I went to the chemical bank. That's how long ago it was. 487 00:29:12,740 --> 00:29:16,900 And I was the same cashier when I first got hired. You know, my name is Michael 488 00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:21,100 Myers, right? And I wasn't a public person yet. And there was a killer named 489 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:24,280 Michael Myers from the Halloween film. So the lady was like, I'll cash the 490 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,460 just as long as you don't kill me. 491 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,200 And then the whole bank had to come over and look at it. But when I came back, I 492 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,100 put the check. She goes, hey, I saw you on the show. Okay. And then she went, 493 00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:33,220 it's zero dollars. 494 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,200 Lauren took out the money. 495 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,400 He took it back. 496 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:55,640 And the people who do know your mother, who, A, combined a kind of very folksy 497 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:59,260 sense of humor with a tremendous intensity and integrity. 498 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:02,640 Everybody thought that Ann Richards had a lot of integrity and they believed in 499 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,720 her besides her being so charming. 500 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,060 When you think about your mom's career, what comes to mind for you? 501 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:16,020 I think that she was just an unapologetic, progressive Democrat, 502 00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:17,260 on what? What do you think it was from? 503 00:30:17,820 --> 00:30:21,340 I think she spent, you know, she spent like most of her life being a housewife, 504 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,260 taking care of us, you know. What was your dad doing? 505 00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:27,520 He was out being a civil rights, you know, champion attorney. 506 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,040 So they were like -minded politically, very like -minded. Oh, very like 507 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,740 But, you know, he kind of got the glory and she was back home making the perfect 508 00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:37,620 dinner party. And I think that's just when the women's movement came along and 509 00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:39,040 she realized she could do something other than. 510 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:44,820 make the perfect dinner for her kids. She just never gave up. And I think part 511 00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:49,100 of her deal was she felt like she not wasted those years, but that those were 512 00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:53,600 lost years. And so she was always a big advocate for women saying, do not wait. 513 00:30:54,110 --> 00:30:56,510 Don't wait till they call you and say you're the right one to run. 514 00:30:56,890 --> 00:31:00,830 I mean, no one. It wasn't like the party said to her, you've got to be our 515 00:31:00,830 --> 00:31:04,870 gubernatorial candidate. She had to beat two men in the Democratic primary to be 516 00:31:04,870 --> 00:31:05,870 the nominee. 517 00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:09,570 And I think so. She just realized you had like couldn't waste time. She had 518 00:31:09,570 --> 00:31:12,930 run for anything prior to that. No, she had run for state treasurer. She was 519 00:31:12,930 --> 00:31:16,910 very successful, but no one with the state treasurer did. What really 520 00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:20,590 is she got tapped to speak at the Democratic Convention in Atlanta. 521 00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:25,650 That was sort of it. Once she did that, she had the chance to do something 522 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:28,750 bigger. I'm going to do a movie. We could get Holly Hunter to play your 523 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:31,210 Oh, that'd be great. And get Holly Hunter, somebody really tough and 524 00:31:31,210 --> 00:31:34,610 interesting. And she's there at the house. The kids are gone. The husband's 525 00:31:34,610 --> 00:31:37,630 getting the glory, as you said. And she just stares into her casserole. 526 00:31:38,050 --> 00:31:39,830 In the casserole, she sees the writing. 527 00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:42,410 The macaroni says, run for governor. 528 00:31:42,930 --> 00:31:44,670 It's kind of like that. Run for state treasurer. 529 00:31:45,130 --> 00:31:47,770 That would take a lot of macaroni. Or county commissioner. It would take the 530 00:31:47,770 --> 00:31:51,310 prop department a lot of time to arrange the macaroni to spell run for state 531 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,950 treasurer. County commissioner precinct three. But anyway, whatever. It 532 00:31:53,950 --> 00:31:55,770 happened. And your dad? 533 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:58,250 So he's still in Austin. 534 00:31:58,470 --> 00:31:59,550 He's a civil rights attorney. 535 00:32:00,270 --> 00:32:01,470 The Republic of Austin. 536 00:32:02,030 --> 00:32:03,050 Yes, exactly. 537 00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:05,250 All my family finally ended up in Austin. 538 00:32:06,490 --> 00:32:09,390 But it's funny because the reason she ran for office the first time is because 539 00:32:09,390 --> 00:32:13,950 they asked my dad, and he is completely unsuited for public office. 540 00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:15,950 I mean, he has suffered no fools. 541 00:32:16,330 --> 00:32:19,370 And then he kind of turned to mom and said, well, you know more about 542 00:32:19,450 --> 00:32:22,070 Why don't you do it? Oh, wow. And she said there was like this deafening 543 00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:25,590 silence, and everybody went back to their drinks, and she just did it 544 00:32:25,830 --> 00:32:30,550 Wow. Yeah. Now, what were you doing prior to when you took over Planned 545 00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:32,030 Parenthood? What was your career before that? 546 00:32:32,470 --> 00:32:34,390 I was a labor organizer for many years. 547 00:32:34,770 --> 00:32:35,770 At Brown. 548 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:41,160 Yeah, and at Brown, yeah. And you wanted to organize the staff of the, you know, 549 00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:45,580 you weren't organizing, there's no lettuce pickers out there in Providence, 550 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:46,259 Rhode Island. 551 00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:49,640 In Providence, no, but there were, my janitors went on strike. The university 552 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,420 staff. Yeah, and the library. 553 00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:52,740 Why did you want to do that? 554 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,880 Well, you know, I came from Texas. My family was into the cause, and it was 555 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,360 really funny to be a big, fancy Ivy League institution. I knew, you know, I 556 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,349 so out of... 557 00:33:02,350 --> 00:33:03,890 out of the norm. 558 00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:07,570 And I thought, well, if the janitors were gonna go on strike, we gotta help 559 00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:09,750 them. What triggered it when you were there in Rhode Island? What happened? 560 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:13,270 I think I just felt like, you know, it was a just cause. 561 00:33:13,690 --> 00:33:16,990 And I remember calling my dad and saying, I don't know what to do. The 562 00:33:16,990 --> 00:33:19,450 are going on strike. And he says, well, they're on the right, then you gotta be 563 00:33:19,450 --> 00:33:20,450 with them. 564 00:33:20,730 --> 00:33:22,950 And that kind of started my career, so. 565 00:33:23,510 --> 00:33:30,490 We were talking about the idea of a woman making another run, whoever that 566 00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:31,490 woman may be. 567 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:32,159 For president. 568 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:37,440 For president. I'm sorry. The woman who would run and win and do a good job 569 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,500 needs to be what? 570 00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:41,640 Do you think? Without singling somebody out. 571 00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:43,100 They need to have what? 572 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,740 For me, at least for me to support a woman who's running for president, she 573 00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:48,740 needs to be for women. And she needs to be for women's equality. 574 00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:53,080 So I don't think just every woman is going to be an ideal candidate. But I 575 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,080 we have. I think they. 576 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,220 The exciting thing right now is it's not just going to be one woman running. I 577 00:33:58,220 --> 00:34:00,460 think this next cycle, there are going to be a lot of women running for 578 00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:05,140 president. And to me, that's what Hillary did for every woman, which is 579 00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:06,320 out there and she did it. 580 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:11,600 And it's not going to be easy for the next woman, but it could be easier 581 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,600 Hillary went through it. 582 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,659 And, yeah, I look forward to the day when there are as many women in office. 583 00:34:20,030 --> 00:34:22,409 And some of them will be great and some will be less than great. It'll be 584 00:34:22,409 --> 00:34:27,270 normal. But you look right now, the outsides, I think, influence that women 585 00:34:27,270 --> 00:34:29,710 the United States Senate are having and women in the House of Representatives. 586 00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:34,790 You know, you see Amy Klobuchar, Kamala Harris, Kirsten Gillibrand, Maisie 587 00:34:34,790 --> 00:34:39,889 Hirono, women who are finally, women are beginning to see women finally in the 588 00:34:39,889 --> 00:34:43,489 spotlight holding their own. I think women in this country are on fire. 589 00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:45,639 And they are ready for somebody else. 590 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,360 And so whether the nominee is a woman or not, I think women are going to be 591 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,580 literally, they're going to decide not only the midterms, but the next 592 00:34:54,580 --> 00:34:56,699 presidential election. One of us can be dismissed. 593 00:34:57,180 --> 00:35:01,600 Two of us can be ignored. But together, we are a movement and we are 594 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,600 unstoppable. 595 00:35:05,260 --> 00:35:09,500 This is a slide that has never been shown to me before. I'm happy to look at 596 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:13,680 but it absolutely does not reflect what's happening at Planned Parenthood. 597 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,180 You're going to deny that we take those numbers out of your report? 598 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,280 I'm going to deny this slide that you've just shown me that no one has ever 599 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,280 provided us before. 600 00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:24,040 I pulled those numbers directly out of your corporate reports. Oh, excuse me, 601 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,060 lawyers are informing me that the source of this is actually Americans United 602 00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:30,940 for Life, which is an anti -abortion group, so I would check your source. 603 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,440 Then we will get to the bottom of the truth of that. 604 00:35:36,299 --> 00:35:40,980 Planned Parenthood, I'm trying to think about the climate that it was forged in 605 00:35:40,980 --> 00:35:41,959 and birthed in. 606 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,300 That began what year? 607 00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:46,600 A hundred years ago. A hundred years ago. Yeah, exactly. And what were the 608 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,700 circumstances? Who founded it and why? 609 00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:52,020 I mean, it was founded by Margaret Sanger and her sister Ethel. They opened 610 00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:56,040 little, actually a little storefront birth control clinic here in New York. 611 00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:01,020 And for 10 cents a piece, women could get... Totally illegal information about 612 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:02,020 how to prevent pregnancy. 613 00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:05,040 But even though it was illegal, women lined up down the block. 614 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:10,080 Ten days later, Margaret was thrown in jail by a cop who was impersonating a 615 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,069 mother. 616 00:36:11,070 --> 00:36:14,990 where she went to jail and taught all of her fellow inmates about birth control. 617 00:36:15,150 --> 00:36:18,050 So that is really how Planned Parenthood formed. It's just continuing to do 618 00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:20,830 things even when they said we couldn't. Having to deal with the church, I'm 619 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:21,830 sure. Oh, everything. 620 00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:25,810 And now, I mean, it's one in five women in this country have been to Planned 621 00:36:25,810 --> 00:36:28,990 Parenthood for health care. It's the most important reproductive health care 622 00:36:28,990 --> 00:36:32,450 provider in America. I don't doubt that. And it's actually really popular. I 623 00:36:32,450 --> 00:36:35,350 think that's the other thing, Alec, that's kind of a misnomer, people think. 624 00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:36,590 That gets distorted. 625 00:36:36,930 --> 00:36:40,150 Yeah, well, I mean, in fact, it's more popular now than ever before. 626 00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:43,820 I think because people realize the president has tried to defund it. 627 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,180 And I think the exciting thing is not only that we're a good health care 628 00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:52,320 provider under Obama, we President Obama, we got no copay birth control for 629 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:56,020 70 million women. And we now have the lowest teenage pregnancy rate in the 630 00:36:56,020 --> 00:37:00,200 country in our entire history. Abortion is a modest amount of the percentage of 631 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,158 the work you do. 632 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,160 Absolutely. And like three percent of the right. 633 00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:08,110 The other thing, though, is even the defunding that Congress has been trying 634 00:37:08,110 --> 00:37:12,110 do, Paul Ryan is trying to do, Republicans, federal funding doesn't pay 635 00:37:12,110 --> 00:37:15,330 abortion because of Henry Hyde. Now, I think that's wrong, but that's the law. 636 00:37:15,490 --> 00:37:18,070 So actually what they're trying to get rid of is birth control. 637 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:22,300 cancer screenings, all the other work that we do. And I think the other thing 638 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:25,480 that's important, because we've gotten better at birth control and more women 639 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,820 have it, is we're at a 30 -year low for abortion in this country, actually the 640 00:37:29,820 --> 00:37:31,300 lowest rate since the Roe decision. 641 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,080 And federal dollars don't pay for birth control. They don't pay for abortion. 642 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,600 They pay for birth control. 643 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:41,260 Right, but not abortion. No. But they do pay the legal fees, the settlement fees 644 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:43,740 for people accused of sexual assault, is what I was told, right? 645 00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:48,300 Doesn't the Congress settle some of their sexual assault cases on behalf of 646 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:51,300 members of Congress? Yeah, I mean, if we began to make the list of all the 647 00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:54,540 things we better use for family planning. 648 00:37:54,980 --> 00:37:58,100 As we say years ago, my friends, they'd say. 649 00:37:58,959 --> 00:38:01,560 Because I'm Catholic, and we get into the whole debate about abortion. 650 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,240 And my friends would say, if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a 651 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:07,120 sacrament. I'm sure you've heard that line before. I agree. I think Gloria 652 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,220 Steinem, she may be the author of that one. That was her line? Yeah. 653 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:14,300 No, and I mean, what I think is, look, if half of Congress could get pregnant, 654 00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:17,420 we would absolutely quit fighting about birth control and Planned Parenthood and 655 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:18,058 all of it. 656 00:38:18,060 --> 00:38:22,620 But I do think, look, the crazy thing is, I mean, money that goes for birth 657 00:38:22,620 --> 00:38:24,660 control saves billions of dollars. 658 00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:28,740 in unintended pregnancy and all the other complications of not being able to 659 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:29,479 birth control. 660 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,760 It's not a great deal. If I were president, we'd have the Manhattan 661 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,759 birth control. There you go. 662 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,460 We'd have the Apollo mission. 663 00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:38,840 I don't know what you're thinking, but I like it. I could get behind that. No, 664 00:38:38,860 --> 00:38:41,620 no, no, I can't. My wife told me she would divorce me if I did. 665 00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:46,120 I love my wife madly, and she said to me... Don't do it. 666 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,380 She goes, you run, I'm going to run. That way. 667 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:53,440 In the other direction. So I know she's not kidding. I would love to run for 668 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,580 something, but I don't think that's in the cards. But where were you when Trump 669 00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:58,020 won? Where were you election eve? 670 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:00,140 I was right here in New York City. 671 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:05,100 And were you monitoring it throughout the night and you were present? 672 00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:11,480 I actually, I think I may even write about this in my book. I'm sitting in 673 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:16,600 booth at NBC with the earpiece in and they keep saying, we're going to come to 674 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,900 you. And I'm looking at the screen. 675 00:39:18,730 --> 00:39:24,070 of the country and things are it's Pennsylvania too close to call you know 676 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:27,350 Wisconsin too close to call and they keep saying they're going to come back 677 00:39:27,350 --> 00:39:30,870 me and finally I you know I could see what was happening and I said look you 678 00:39:30,870 --> 00:39:35,610 know text me and took my earpiece out and left the Javits Center and called my 679 00:39:35,610 --> 00:39:39,830 daughter because she was working for Hillary and like a lot of mothers and 680 00:39:39,830 --> 00:39:45,030 probably fathers spent the next 12 hours consoling three distraught children who 681 00:39:45,030 --> 00:39:46,590 thought the world was coming to an end. 682 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,000 And then we got up the next morning and made sure that Planned Parenthood's 683 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000 doors were open. 684 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:56,060 And then because that's, you know, people talk about, you know, they stayed 685 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:59,060 bed for a week. It's like we didn't have the luxury of doing that. 686 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,020 In fact, it was really incredible. 687 00:40:02,260 --> 00:40:06,360 That week after the election, those two weeks, we had like a 900 percent spike 688 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,620 in women trying to get IUDs at Planned Parenthood. 689 00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:12,060 Because they were like going, I got to come in before they get rid of my birth 690 00:40:12,060 --> 00:40:15,580 control. before this administration takes away everything I've got. And now, 691 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:19,960 course, the administration is trying to end the sex education program that has 692 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,280 led to the lowest rate of teen pregnancy. Why? What's their argument 693 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,720 Because they want to teach, well, and I can't even say teach because it's not 694 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:28,538 even teaching. 695 00:40:28,540 --> 00:40:30,680 They want the program to be abstinence only. 696 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,340 The whole message is don't have sex. 697 00:40:33,860 --> 00:40:37,100 Well, it's incredible because, one, at some point, most people do have sex. 698 00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:40,580 And so it's good to teach them what healthy sex is like, what a healthy 699 00:40:40,580 --> 00:40:45,180 relationship is, what contraceptive is. And we also know all the medical 700 00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:50,380 research shows that young people who have sex education are less likely to be 701 00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:53,180 sexually active until later. And when they do, they're more likely to use 702 00:40:53,180 --> 00:40:57,680 contraceptives. So why wouldn't we? And most parents, they want their kids to 703 00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,900 get sex education because God knows parents feel like they're not equipped. 704 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:06,560 All right, let me just finish by saying, so you're not quite sure you want to 705 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:07,560 run? 706 00:41:07,830 --> 00:41:12,930 I'm not really, no, I'm not like focused on running, but I am focused on... 707 00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:14,050 Facilitating other people running. 708 00:41:14,270 --> 00:41:15,270 And women voting. 709 00:41:15,830 --> 00:41:19,490 Millions of women are not going to vote in this November unless we actually ask 710 00:41:19,490 --> 00:41:20,850 them to and tell them why it matters. 711 00:41:21,570 --> 00:41:23,870 Women are worried. I feel like, look, women are marching. 712 00:41:24,270 --> 00:41:27,330 They're knitting their pussy hats. They're going to town hall meetings. 713 00:41:27,810 --> 00:41:31,270 But we got to vote because voting is the only way we're going to change things. 714 00:41:32,270 --> 00:41:35,270 Anyway, good to see you. Thanks for doing this for me. Thanks a lot. I 715 00:41:35,270 --> 00:41:36,229 appreciate it. 716 00:41:36,230 --> 00:41:40,730 Cecile Richards' memoir, which came out earlier this year, is called Make 717 00:41:40,730 --> 00:41:43,710 Trouble. Thanks for joining us. We'll see you next time. 64727

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