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This is an ABC color presentation.
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Hello, I'm Alec Baldwin. First up
tonight, a conversation with actor and
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comedian Mike Myers.
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The former SNL star became a household
name in a box office sensation with
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immensely popular films like Wayne's
World and Austin Powers, a series of
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blockbuster movies with some of the most
indelible characters of our time.
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His latest project is the new Queen
biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Also tonight, former Planned Parenthood
president Cecile Richards joins us.
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Earlier this year, she stepped down from
her post at Planned Parenthood, but
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continues to be a passionate advocate
for women's rights and the need to
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more women in the American political
system. We're glad you've joined us.
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Myers and Cecile Richards coming up
right now.
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Are we going to show the clip? Do we
have the clip? What's the clip of?
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Let's watch this commercial.
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Hi,
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Joey. Hi, Jack.
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Candy flavor.
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Oh, it's Wrigley's. Yeah.
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Well, you graduated to the big stick.
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Wrigley Spearmint.
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Spearmint straight.
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Yeah, straight, Jack.
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The name's Ned, Joey.
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Yeah, real straight.
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Look how adorable that boy is.
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Thank you. I can't get over how much he
looks like my son Spike. That's the
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crazy thing. I think you could tell
people that was Mick Jagger and they'd
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it. Yeah. Is it kind of a young... It
looked like my haircut was with a cool
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whip. You have the same haircut. Yeah,
pretty much.
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But when you were a kid, was there a lot
of funny in what you were doing? That's
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obviously not funny.
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Were you funny then?
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You know, I grew up in a house, a
Liverpool house.
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Liverpool Irish, Liverpool Scottish
house.
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And my dad often, when kids would come
into the house, and my dad didn't like
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them, he'd be like, well, that guy
Bruce, he can't come in anymore.
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I'd go, why? He's not funny.
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And I'd be like, what do you mean? He
goes, well, to come into a Liverpool
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house, you have to either have a song, a
story, or a good joke.
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He's got no sense of humour. He was out.
He was out.
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Were you funny as a kid?
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I tried to be. I tried to be. I valued
it more than anything.
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There's two things I wanted to do.
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I wanted to be in Python, and I wanted
to play for the Toronto Maple Leafs.
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And I still think I have a shot for the
Toronto Maple Leafs. You still play
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hockey, right? I still play hockey. I
play floor hockey every Tuesday.
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But when do you first realize you are
funny? Because eventually when you have
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that talent, people remind you of it
again and again and again. How old were
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and where were you when people said, you
know, you really ought to pursue this?
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Well, I grew up in government
-subsidized housing.
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And in the middle of this housing was a
common area.
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And there was a stairway that led to an
underground parking lot. And that was my
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stage. So the cement stairway that's
raised became, that's where I did going
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down the stairs and doing the canoe.
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And I would just come up and down as
different characters. And I just valued
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It was just such an important thing to
be funny. My brothers are super funny.
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Paul and Peter are funny.
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And I would say, hey, guys, wait up,
kid, for so long.
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And my mom never thought I was funny,
which is hilarious.
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My mom would say, oh, I see you trying,
Mike. Yeah.
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You're just not funny.
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My mother doesn't even know the name of
my movies.
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Yeah. Cynthia, I loved you in The Search
for Black November.
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That's a great movie.
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That is a great movie, though, I have to
say. Black November is a great movie.
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One of my favorites.
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But my mom didn't even, with Wayne's
World, she was like, oh, that Dana
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funny.
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Oh, we just got it, you know. But
Americans do, don't they? They're slick.
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They're slick.
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They're a beat ahead.
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Yeah. About the Commonwealth people.
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When did you know you were funny?
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When I made my brothers laugh.
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I think. Would you know you were funny?
You're going to make a living at it.
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I would say after Austin Powers 2.
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You know John Lovitz, right?
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Or as a friend of mine says, the late
John Lovitz. It's such a funny joke.
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I love John Lovitz. One of the most
naturally funny people.
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He used to watch the show on Monday
after the Saturday.
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And I would hear laughing from his
office. And I'd go, God, what's funny?
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like to see what's funny. And he was
watching himself.
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And going, you've got to see this. This
is so awesome.
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And I said, if you could put that in
pill form, I would actually try and get
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prescription of that. Because that's the
part I have. I'm only now starting to
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like stuff that I've done. It takes a
long time. Really?
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Why?
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I don't know. I think... Have you been
insecure about it the whole run? The
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whole, yeah.
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It's remarkable.
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Is it working?
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I'll tell you where I felt good about
it. So Barbra Streisand hadn't performed
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in 22 years and she wanted Linda
Richman, my character Linda Richman, to
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the audience and sort of heckle support
her and then be brought up to the stage,
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right? Which is a huge honor.
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Kathy Lee, eat your heart out.
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And I was in Hawaii on vacation and I
got a call, you know, because usually I
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stay under a fake name and you can't get
through. And all of a sudden it's,
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hello, Mike, it's Barbara, right? And I
was like, what?
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I thought it was my brother Paul, right,
calling.
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And so she said, come and do this show.
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And I did it.
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But during the rehearsals, I went to
the, you know, the loge area, the inside
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part of the stadium, you know, in the
hockey rink where all the concessions
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I see her by herself crying.
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And I said, Barbara, are you good?
What's going on? And then she turned to
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and she said, is it any good?
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Nobody told me.
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I said, any good?
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You're Barbara Streisand, dude.
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I'm not actually a natural Barbara
Streisand fan. You've made me a fan just
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through the rehearsal.
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I'm a fan, but I'm not like a fan. But
now I get it. It's like bell -toned,
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perfect. And she was like, oh, thank
you. And I just thought, oh, wow. It
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of doesn't.
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It's kind of a universal, as Lorne
Michaels will always say, it's the 60
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hum of I suck, I'm good enough, I'm
suck, I'm good enough, until you reach
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right oscillation.
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And what was interesting when I was
watching clips of you in performance,
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were someone who your characters, you
watch the clips with the sound off.
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And the facial mask and the physical
behavior of the character is very
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and very commanding. Right. You watch
your characters sing the a cappella.
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Queen in the car with Carvey and the
other two guys. And when you turn the
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you're like this going... When you see
you in a lot of the characters, but the
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character's on top, he has the answer,
he's the smartest.
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He's a happy survivor.
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Mr.
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Powell.
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My job is to acclimatize you to the 90s.
You know, a lot changed since 1967.
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No doubt, though, but as long as people
are still having promiscuous sex with
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many anonymous partners without
protection, while at the same time
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with mind -expanding drugs in a
consequence -free environment, I'll be
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a pound.
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Do you think that the Austin Powers
movies could be made now?
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In the Me Too, Time's Up era, where
Austin's a bit randy?
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Well, I put it a different way. Do you
think All in the Family could be made
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now? Do you know what I mean? I don't
know. I don't know. And where the joke,
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you know, is he was so clearly on the
wrong side of everything.
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I mean, baked into Austin is everybody
pointing out that he is.
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Out of time, you know, I mean that it's
sort of a Rip Van Winkle You know this
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better than I ever will which is that
there's certain character you put a
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on he could say anything You know, he's
jolly you can almost get away with it
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Yeah, there is almost all of my
characters have an after Basque of you
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where they think they're hilarious again
because I've always admired people who
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are Confident I mean, I mean John Lovitz
has a right to be confident, you know
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because he is I remember
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This is a little dark, but when Phil
Hartman got murdered by his wife
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Brynn, who I knew very well, and I spent
many... He was sort of my closest...
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Dana and Phil were my two closest
friends at SNL.
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And there was an impromptu wake at David
Foster's house.
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And it was hours after it happened, and
I just kept saying, hold on, Brynn
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killed Phil?
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And then Brynn killed herself?
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I couldn't, I still can't believe it.
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And I just kept saying that. And then we
got to the wake and I just said to
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everybody, hold on, Brynn killed Phil
and then Brynn killed herself?
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And John Lovitz went, oh, come on,
you're making it sound worse than it
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And I was like, oh my gentle, are you
kidding me?
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That is the funniest joke I've ever
heard in my life. We all hit the ground.
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laughed for half an hour.
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And I was like.
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love it that he's the most naturally
funny human being in the world and it
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me i was sad of course but i knew that
nobody would have loved that joke more
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than phil hartman and it made me proud
to be in a community of people as my dad
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would always say it you know just wait
till it gets funny that's what my dad
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would say in the way that hartman
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was what I saw early on when you were on
and I would do SNL and in the way that
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Hartman was one of the most deft people
in terms of loading blanks in the
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rehearsals and then he'd save the best
when we were on the air.
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I studied at the hem of Phil Hartman's
garment. Yeah, me too, me too. I mean, I
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sat beside him and I had a chance as I
was there longer and I realized I wasn't
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getting fired, although I thought I was
every week and I could sit next to the
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host. I stayed next to Phil, who was
across from the host.
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and literally studied him. And he had
notation, Phil.
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So he knew his characters and his
instruments so well that he had, like,
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on each script.
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And I'd go, what's that? He goes, oh,
that's Charlton Heston. But I'm only
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to do that 7%. I'm going to put another
thing on top of that.
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I was like, oh, my God. He made things
better than written.
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But you have that same quality. I think
you have a fantastic instrument.
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You have great... The lines are good.
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No, I do. Can I say a line in a funny
way? Yes. Am I funny? No, because I
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write. The people that are funny are
people who write it.
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Tina's funny. Carl Buck's funny. You're
funny. You create this.
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I'm an actor, and I say lines. If I say
them in a funny way and you like them,
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great. But I'm not as funny as a person
because I don't write this stuff, and I
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can't. But when you're on SNL, rather
than going through all of the, you know,
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the kind of well -known path and the
audition tape and everything, and Lauren
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and so forth, when you're on the show
and in the beginning you're...
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Probably giddy, I would imagine. You
were very, very happy. I was scared. I
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actually did an audition. I got
recommended by Pam Thomas, Dave Thomas'
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-wife, producer.
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And I came in, and I had done work on
Canadian television, a show called It's
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Only Rock and Roll, and I did this thing
called Wayne's Power Minute, which is
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Wayne Campbell.
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What do you think that they wanted you
for?
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They wanted you to come on the show.
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If I had to guess, I guess they wanted
to have a young Martin Short, you know,
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at that time.
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The small guy with lots of energy. No
audition for them? I didn't audition,
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It was all on people recommending.
Because had I auditioned, I would not
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been hired.
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I'm the worst auditioner in the world.
That's true?
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Oh, terrible.
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What about the writing and your
performance?
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You know, when I was first on the show,
other than Conan...
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As Lauren has often described, it is a
little bit of the court of the Borgia in
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which people go, here, I've got a drink
for you, poison ring. Drink it up. You
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seem thirsty.
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It's competitive.
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It's very competitive.
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When I first handed in Wayne's World, I
handed it in show three on
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yellow legal pad, stapled, put it on the
pile, 4 o 'clock in the morning, and I
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thought if this doesn't work, I'll
probably get fired.
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And another writer came in and went
through the pile.
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And as a Canadian, I'm like, you can't
go to the pile.
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That's the pile, right?
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Looked at it.
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Says, is this yours?
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Took it and took it off the pile and put
it on the read -through table. He took
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it off the pile.
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I put it on the pile.
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He left.
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Didn't say anything.
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Another writer came in and said, is this
your sketch?
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I was like, yeah.
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He went through it and went, it sucks.
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And threw it on the ground.
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And I thought I was going to throw up.
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But, you know.
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I feel like a hand grabbed me by the
scruff and went over and picked it up
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put it on the pile. And I just thought,
come on, dude.
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You know, right through the script of
the footage, you invite them to the
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premiere of Waynesboro. Yes, I did. I
put him in Waynesboro, too.
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It's absolutely true.
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Yes, I like Ruler, Ogre Ox and Makita
Cop.
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And then I think I would like a large
with AIM.
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When Wayne's World and Wayne's World 2
are done, I mean, nothing can prepare
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for the leaps you can make in terms of
income.
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No. And I grew up in government
-assisted housing in Toronto. You know,
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sold encyclopedias. My mom worked in the
office of a factory. But it was also a
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weird time, too. I have to say, my dad
was very ill.
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When I got hired for Saturday Night
Live, my dad had just burnt himself in a
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bath in our government housing.
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you had to put a little bit of hot and
10 things of cold for a shower. He was
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the British Army, never had showers. But
in his dementia, he poured himself all
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hot and burnt the entire half of his
body. How old was he then?
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God, he died when he was 61.
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He was 58.
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Young. I'm 65.
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I'm 55, by the way.
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So every phone call I got during that
period of time was either...
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You're on Saturday Night Live or your
dad is ill, you know, and he's wandered
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into traffic. That was another one. So
my dad lived the last part of his life
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the burn unit, Scarborough General
Hospital in Toronto.
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So as all this stuff happening, I'm
going up to Toronto to a burn unit where
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have to go through an airlock and put on
a hairnet, gloves and booties and
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hearing people scream from the burn bath
in whatever ring of hell that is.
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So it was always.
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such a strange thing so we didn't think
they were going to make the movie didn't
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think they're going to release the movie
my dad died november 22nd 1991 died on
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the thursday i did saturday night live
on the saturday went up to toronto
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out his coffin buried him on well we you
know had the funeral for him on the
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tuesday then on the thursday i went to
los angeles to see the first cut of
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wayne's world it's all just this crazy
mixed emotions then the
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movie is a big hit In February, my life
has completely changed.
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Took his ashes to Liverpool on Concord.
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Flew to London on Concord, which my dad
always wanted to go on Concord. And I
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guess he did. You know what I mean? In
the end, he did. In the end, he did.
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flew up to Liverpool, spread his ashes
on the Mersey.
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And it's a big hit.
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And it just was an odd time of
craziness. Up and
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down. Yeah. Up and down. It took me a
long time to...
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find an equilibrium after that.
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Do you watch FNL?
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I do. Every now and then? Every now and
then. Online?
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I'm assuming with kids who are asleep by
10 o 'clock. I am asleep by 10 o
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'clock. Yeah, it's amazing.
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You know, the days are long, but the
years are short. You know, that's what
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say.
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And this is the happiest time of my
life, by the way.
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Like, by far the happiest time of my
life.
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I thought I was going to like having
kids. I didn't know I was going to love
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this much. You and your wife have three
kids. Yes, we have three kids in the
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last seven years.
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And someone, I read somewhere, I heard
somewhere that one of your kids turned
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you and said, when are you going to do
another Austin Powers?
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Yeah. The other day I was reading, I
don't know what I was reading to him,
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anyway, something.
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Ninja Turtles.
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And he's falling asleep. And I go, all
right, Spike, switch off the light. He
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goes, will you stay for five minutes?
Sure.
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And then three minutes in, dada, yeah?
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You going to do another Austin Powers?
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I said, maybe.
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He goes, okay.
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Falls asleep, thinking I can escape.
Dada, yeah?
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Is it going to be from Dr. Evil's
perspective this time?
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I said, I think so.
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That's good.
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Am I a producer on this movie? Then it's
Data, what's Dr.
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Evil's lair going to be? And I said, an
oil rig.
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Falls asleep.
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Data, what's an oil rig? Then he said,
it should be the sewers.
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I said, okay. And I'm thinking, that
isn't a great idea.
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He is obsessed with Austin Powers.
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But he said something, because I
thought... Not that I'm on this level,
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know, of course I worship the Beatles.
And as a public person, you wonder how
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to, that would be a question I would
have for you. How do you, how do you
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of do it? Because my, like I said, my
dad sold encyclopedias and the most
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person in my gene pool supposedly is
William Wordsworth. I'm related to on
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on my mom's side. But otherwise, you
know, when people talk about past life
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regressions and they go, I was a king, I
know I was a peasant. You know what I
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mean? I definitely was making mud
bricks, you know what I mean, in
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lives. So it's an odd thing.
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But I remember Danny Harrison, the story
of him going to school and somebody
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said, your dad's a Beatle.
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And I'm going, what? Shut up. What are
you talking about? And he came home to
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George Harrison and said, are you a
Beatle? And he's like, yeah, I am
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He goes, why didn't you tell me? He
goes, I suppose I should have, right?
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And I thought, this is Kelly, my wife
Kelly's idea was, you should just sort
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tell him.
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and then we should show him the movies.
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And he's obsessed with them. Oh, my God.
And he has an Austin Powers costume
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that he'll wear out of the house and
stuff.
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And we're in our summer place, and it
was raining, and we're under an awning
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outside under a blanket. And he said,
Dad, can I tell you a secret?
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I said, sure. And he whispered in my
ear, I'm your biggest fan.
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And I was like, I can't. I think we
might have done it right to make it.
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a good thing, you know what I mean? My
favorite moment is in the George
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Harrison, the concert for George, and
Danny's up there playing with all of
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Yeah, killer, right? Oh, you cry.
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You know, I got the last letter George
Harrison ever wrote. That's what the
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question was going to be. Okay, then. I
want to hear that.
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Tell us about the letter. So we were
shooting Austin Powers 3, and we called
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Big Friday because we had to change the
schedule to have Tom Cruise play Austin,
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Danny DeVito played Mini -Me, Kevin
Spacey played Dr. Evil, Gwyneth Paltrow
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played this character.
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Oh, I don't remember.
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What was it?
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Nurse.
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Norma.
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Norma.
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Sorry.
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And Steven Spielberg is playing the
director.
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And Rob Lowe played.
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Rob Lowe played. Did Rob Lowe play R .J.
Wagner? He played number two, yeah.
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But it was all in this one day. The
movie within the movie. The movie within
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movie. Austin, which is the movie
version of Austin Powers.
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And it was so much pressure. It cost
$100 ,000 in just
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rescheduling everything.
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$100 ,000 well spent.
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So I wake up and it's raining. And it's
an outdoor shoot at Paramount. And I
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thought, ah, crap.
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We're dead because we only get them for
one day. What are we going to do?
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Jay calls me and says, you know, we've
got 400 towels.
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And then I switch on CNN and George
Harrison has died.
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And I thought, this is the worst day of
my life. I love George.
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I love them all. But George, I have the
George, the six faces in Liverpool, one
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of which is the George Harrison. And I
have that face, you know what I mean?
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And I get a phone call from Gavin
DeBecker. Do you know Gavin DeBecker,
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security guy?
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But he's calling from a stairwell.
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And he's like, letter, dead.
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And I'm like, what is that? I thought
somebody's trying to kill me or
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And I thought, this is, it's raining.
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George Harrison has died. I'm literally
inconsolable and somebody's trying to
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kill me.
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I get into work.
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Gavin got a letter and someone wants me
dead.
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Well, this is what I thought it was
because it was from a stairwell from,
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know, oldie worldie operation.
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Giant phones, Soviet phone.
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And so I get into work and Jay is.
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The director, Jay Roach, is super doing
this, which is always a bad sign, which
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means he's having to sort things out.
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And he's like, I think it's going to
break. I think the weather broke. It
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I get into the makeup trailer, and
there's Steven Spielberg, Tom Cruise,
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these people.
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And they're all like, it's great, Mike.
Don't worry.
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We'll go later if we have to. Oh, my
God. It was just like, we do it. It's
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funnier than written.
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The sky's clear.
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The towels work way better than written.
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And I'm still thinking somebody wants to
kill me, though, right?
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Spielberg had broken his leg on a moped
three days before, had pins in it, but
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still showed up.
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And he guest directs that day, right?
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So all this stuff happens. We wrap out.
Tom Cruise was amazing.
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fantastic, and then there's a knock at
the door, and it's Gavin, and he has a
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letter, and I'm like, okay, I open it
up, and it's the last letter George
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Harrison ever wrote, it says, dear Mike,
I've been looking all over Europe for a
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mini -you doll, but I haven't found one,
and it's like, I know you, Dr. Ebel
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said, fricking, but it's actually
frigging, as a foreign fish and finger
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I'm like, and it turns out to be the
best day of my life.
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And, you know, when you talk about
taking time away and having a sense of
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you have enough, right around that time
kind of went, I'm good.
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You know what I mean?
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Literally, like if you wanted to, as a
joke, have a sense of accomplishment,
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you'd have Steven Spielberg, Tom Cruise,
all these people and get the last
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letter. On the day that George Harrison
died, I received the last letter. What
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you're doing is working. Just to answer
your question from before and to answer
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with more clarity.
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I'm very grateful for all the wonderful
success.
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It didn't bring my father back from the
dead.
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It didn't make certain people I love not
kill themselves, for example, or
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whatever.
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For such a profound experience, you
would hope that it has more otherworldly
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supernatural powers than it does.
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It doesn't make you understand who you
are more. It doesn't prevent it, but it
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doesn't. answer those cosmic questions.
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I've enjoyed my personhood for the last
15
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years, and I've thoroughly enjoyed my
parenthood for the last seven years. And
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it is, I think I finally have the
balance between a public life and a
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life. And literally, this is the
happiest time of my life. Like, I'm so
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for
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the abundance and the ability to dial
into it and to dial out of it.
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So
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Bohemian
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Rhapsody is the It's not safe to say
that it's a Freddie Mercury biopic. It's
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about the band. No, it's about Freddie
Mercury and the band, but it's Freddie
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Mercury -centric.
423
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:42,940
And I've seen it, and it is fantastic.
424
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:48,440
I have a small part in it. I play the
EMI record executive who tells them that
425
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:52,220
they can't do Bohemian Rhapsody because
it's six minutes long, and it's a quasi
426
00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:54,460
-operatic dirge full of nonsense words.
427
00:25:56,010 --> 00:26:00,410
For me, a delicious irony was, of
course, how much Bohemian Rhapsody was
428
00:26:00,410 --> 00:26:04,850
Wayne's world and how, even on
Wikipedia, I'm associated with that
429
00:26:04,850 --> 00:26:07,510
held fast for them to include that in
the cut of the film. I fought very hard
430
00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:12,310
for that because that was the song of me
and my friends in Scarborough, Ontario,
431
00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:17,350
in the Dodge Dart Swinger that would
drive around going downtown.
432
00:26:17,950 --> 00:26:23,230
And we all had a Galileo, and it was a
huge ga -ga -ga -ga -ga. Like, that
433
00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:24,330
really is from my life.
434
00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:27,960
Then to be called and they're doing a
movie about Freddie Mercury.
435
00:26:28,860 --> 00:26:32,220
I'm such a huge fan of Freddie Mercury
and Queen.
436
00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:37,640
And then would I want to play the EMI
record executive who tells them they
437
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:43,480
have that song on the album after all of
the trials and tribulations of getting
438
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,480
it. What's the line he has? You say six
and a half minutes.
439
00:26:45,860 --> 00:26:48,780
It goes on forever. Yes, it's a six.
440
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,580
Six -minute quasi -operatic derge
comprised of nonsense words.
441
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:53,820
It goes on forever.
442
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,720
And he says... I pity your wife.
443
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,300
Six and a half minutes is forever. It's
forever.
444
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,120
Yeah, yeah. You've never been on
Broadway.
445
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,400
No. You never did a show on Broadway.
No.
446
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,260
Why? Does it appeal to you? I would
imagine you would just... It appeals to
447
00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:09,960
I would love to do an evening with Dr.
Evil.
448
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,940
Right. Or something like Mambo Mouth
would be fun.
449
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:17,580
Several characters in an evening. But
I'd love to do it. Yeah.
450
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,900
or a Billy Crystal -style thing where
you're yourself.
451
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,220
I never thought about that. And talk
about your career.
452
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,440
Oh, that's so interesting.
453
00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:25,300
That's so interesting. I never thought
about that. You're not married to the
454
00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:27,000
character, and you could change it every
night.
455
00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:32,140
But I always thought that Broadway for
you would be, because in that way,
456
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,800
not to make it all about this, but
you've had enormous success. You've been
457
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,800
financially successful.
458
00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:39,820
And now it's funny how there are some
stars who make more money on Broadway
459
00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:42,640
they do in the movies. Yeah. Well, this
is what I was saying before about the
460
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,980
business has changed. You know what I
mean?
461
00:27:44,420 --> 00:27:49,780
That's great. The traditional brick -and
-mortar comedy, It's not really where
462
00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:52,340
it's at right now. It is more streaming
wood than Hollywood.
463
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,940
You know, genuinely, I can't think of
anybody that people would welcome with
464
00:27:55,940 --> 00:28:01,120
open arms more than you. That's very
nice. To come back and make films again.
465
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:05,120
Yeah. Go back and make those big movies,
Mike. Yeah. Well.
466
00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:06,740
Maybe. By me.
467
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,760
No one's more of a genius than Lauren to
calculate. How much do you need to live
468
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,240
pretty well in New York? That's what I'm
thinking. Right, and I also had to
469
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,860
borrow money off them. You did? I did. I
went, it was my first half season. I
470
00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:27,520
realized that I had no income for the
summer, and I was making $1 ,000 a show
471
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,400
a writer, but I only did 10 shows.
472
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:34,180
And that if I got on, I got an
additional $2 ,000, and I didn't get on
473
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:37,640
shows. The rent was so incredibly high,
and I didn't have an income.
474
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,020
Somebody said, well, go talk to Lorne
and borrow money.
475
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,280
I'm like, what?
476
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:46,060
So I waited outside his office for about
eight hours, and then he came in and
477
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:47,060
said, how much do you need?
478
00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:50,420
And I said, $5 ,000?
479
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,120
I don't know, right?
480
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,620
And he went, really?
481
00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:56,920
What's your rent? And I had to tell him
what my rent was. If you look for
482
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,180
another apartment, I know.
483
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:04,000
And then he went, okay. He goes, it'll
be taken from your check in the new
484
00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:05,440
And I thought, yeah, right.
485
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:09,840
They're going to miss $5 ,000, you know
what I mean? And then I went to cash my
486
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,300
check. I went to the chemical bank.
That's how long ago it was.
487
00:29:12,740 --> 00:29:16,900
And I was the same cashier when I first
got hired. You know, my name is Michael
488
00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:21,100
Myers, right? And I wasn't a public
person yet. And there was a killer named
489
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:24,280
Michael Myers from the Halloween film.
So the lady was like, I'll cash the
490
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,460
just as long as you don't kill me.
491
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,200
And then the whole bank had to come over
and look at it. But when I came back, I
492
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,100
put the check. She goes, hey, I saw you
on the show. Okay. And then she went,
493
00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:33,220
it's zero dollars.
494
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,200
Lauren took out the money.
495
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,400
He took it back.
496
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:55,640
And the people who do know your mother,
who, A, combined a kind of very folksy
497
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:59,260
sense of humor with a tremendous
intensity and integrity.
498
00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:02,640
Everybody thought that Ann Richards had
a lot of integrity and they believed in
499
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,720
her besides her being so charming.
500
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,060
When you think about your mom's career,
what comes to mind for you?
501
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:16,020
I think that she was just an
unapologetic, progressive Democrat,
502
00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:17,260
on what? What do you think it was from?
503
00:30:17,820 --> 00:30:21,340
I think she spent, you know, she spent
like most of her life being a housewife,
504
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,260
taking care of us, you know. What was
your dad doing?
505
00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:27,520
He was out being a civil rights, you
know, champion attorney.
506
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,040
So they were like -minded politically,
very like -minded. Oh, very like
507
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,740
But, you know, he kind of got the glory
and she was back home making the perfect
508
00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:37,620
dinner party. And I think that's just
when the women's movement came along and
509
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:39,040
she realized she could do something
other than.
510
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:44,820
make the perfect dinner for her kids.
She just never gave up. And I think part
511
00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:49,100
of her deal was she felt like she not
wasted those years, but that those were
512
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:53,600
lost years. And so she was always a big
advocate for women saying, do not wait.
513
00:30:54,110 --> 00:30:56,510
Don't wait till they call you and say
you're the right one to run.
514
00:30:56,890 --> 00:31:00,830
I mean, no one. It wasn't like the party
said to her, you've got to be our
515
00:31:00,830 --> 00:31:04,870
gubernatorial candidate. She had to beat
two men in the Democratic primary to be
516
00:31:04,870 --> 00:31:05,870
the nominee.
517
00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:09,570
And I think so. She just realized you
had like couldn't waste time. She had
518
00:31:09,570 --> 00:31:12,930
run for anything prior to that. No, she
had run for state treasurer. She was
519
00:31:12,930 --> 00:31:16,910
very successful, but no one with the
state treasurer did. What really
520
00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:20,590
is she got tapped to speak at the
Democratic Convention in Atlanta.
521
00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:25,650
That was sort of it. Once she did that,
she had the chance to do something
522
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:28,750
bigger. I'm going to do a movie. We
could get Holly Hunter to play your
523
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:31,210
Oh, that'd be great. And get Holly
Hunter, somebody really tough and
524
00:31:31,210 --> 00:31:34,610
interesting. And she's there at the
house. The kids are gone. The husband's
525
00:31:34,610 --> 00:31:37,630
getting the glory, as you said. And she
just stares into her casserole.
526
00:31:38,050 --> 00:31:39,830
In the casserole, she sees the writing.
527
00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:42,410
The macaroni says, run for governor.
528
00:31:42,930 --> 00:31:44,670
It's kind of like that. Run for state
treasurer.
529
00:31:45,130 --> 00:31:47,770
That would take a lot of macaroni. Or
county commissioner. It would take the
530
00:31:47,770 --> 00:31:51,310
prop department a lot of time to arrange
the macaroni to spell run for state
531
00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,950
treasurer. County commissioner precinct
three. But anyway, whatever. It
532
00:31:53,950 --> 00:31:55,770
happened. And your dad?
533
00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:58,250
So he's still in Austin.
534
00:31:58,470 --> 00:31:59,550
He's a civil rights attorney.
535
00:32:00,270 --> 00:32:01,470
The Republic of Austin.
536
00:32:02,030 --> 00:32:03,050
Yes, exactly.
537
00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:05,250
All my family finally ended up in
Austin.
538
00:32:06,490 --> 00:32:09,390
But it's funny because the reason she
ran for office the first time is because
539
00:32:09,390 --> 00:32:13,950
they asked my dad, and he is completely
unsuited for public office.
540
00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:15,950
I mean, he has suffered no fools.
541
00:32:16,330 --> 00:32:19,370
And then he kind of turned to mom and
said, well, you know more about
542
00:32:19,450 --> 00:32:22,070
Why don't you do it? Oh, wow. And she
said there was like this deafening
543
00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:25,590
silence, and everybody went back to
their drinks, and she just did it
544
00:32:25,830 --> 00:32:30,550
Wow. Yeah. Now, what were you doing
prior to when you took over Planned
545
00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:32,030
Parenthood? What was your career before
that?
546
00:32:32,470 --> 00:32:34,390
I was a labor organizer for many years.
547
00:32:34,770 --> 00:32:35,770
At Brown.
548
00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:41,160
Yeah, and at Brown, yeah. And you wanted
to organize the staff of the, you know,
549
00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:45,580
you weren't organizing, there's no
lettuce pickers out there in Providence,
550
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:46,259
Rhode Island.
551
00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:49,640
In Providence, no, but there were, my
janitors went on strike. The university
552
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,420
staff. Yeah, and the library.
553
00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:52,740
Why did you want to do that?
554
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,880
Well, you know, I came from Texas. My
family was into the cause, and it was
555
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,360
really funny to be a big, fancy Ivy
League institution. I knew, you know, I
556
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,349
so out of...
557
00:33:02,350 --> 00:33:03,890
out of the norm.
558
00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:07,570
And I thought, well, if the janitors
were gonna go on strike, we gotta help
559
00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:09,750
them. What triggered it when you were
there in Rhode Island? What happened?
560
00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:13,270
I think I just felt like, you know, it
was a just cause.
561
00:33:13,690 --> 00:33:16,990
And I remember calling my dad and
saying, I don't know what to do. The
562
00:33:16,990 --> 00:33:19,450
are going on strike. And he says, well,
they're on the right, then you gotta be
563
00:33:19,450 --> 00:33:20,450
with them.
564
00:33:20,730 --> 00:33:22,950
And that kind of started my career, so.
565
00:33:23,510 --> 00:33:30,490
We were talking about the idea of a
woman making another run, whoever that
566
00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:31,490
woman may be.
567
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:32,159
For president.
568
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:37,440
For president. I'm sorry. The woman who
would run and win and do a good job
569
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,500
needs to be what?
570
00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:41,640
Do you think? Without singling somebody
out.
571
00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:43,100
They need to have what?
572
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,740
For me, at least for me to support a
woman who's running for president, she
573
00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:48,740
needs to be for women. And she needs to
be for women's equality.
574
00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:53,080
So I don't think just every woman is
going to be an ideal candidate. But I
575
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,080
we have. I think they.
576
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,220
The exciting thing right now is it's not
just going to be one woman running. I
577
00:33:58,220 --> 00:34:00,460
think this next cycle, there are going
to be a lot of women running for
578
00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:05,140
president. And to me, that's what
Hillary did for every woman, which is
579
00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:06,320
out there and she did it.
580
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:11,600
And it's not going to be easy for the
next woman, but it could be easier
581
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,600
Hillary went through it.
582
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,659
And, yeah, I look forward to the day
when there are as many women in office.
583
00:34:20,030 --> 00:34:22,409
And some of them will be great and some
will be less than great. It'll be
584
00:34:22,409 --> 00:34:27,270
normal. But you look right now, the
outsides, I think, influence that women
585
00:34:27,270 --> 00:34:29,710
the United States Senate are having and
women in the House of Representatives.
586
00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:34,790
You know, you see Amy Klobuchar, Kamala
Harris, Kirsten Gillibrand, Maisie
587
00:34:34,790 --> 00:34:39,889
Hirono, women who are finally, women are
beginning to see women finally in the
588
00:34:39,889 --> 00:34:43,489
spotlight holding their own. I think
women in this country are on fire.
589
00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:45,639
And they are ready for somebody else.
590
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,360
And so whether the nominee is a woman or
not, I think women are going to be
591
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,580
literally, they're going to decide not
only the midterms, but the next
592
00:34:54,580 --> 00:34:56,699
presidential election. One of us can be
dismissed.
593
00:34:57,180 --> 00:35:01,600
Two of us can be ignored. But together,
we are a movement and we are
594
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,600
unstoppable.
595
00:35:05,260 --> 00:35:09,500
This is a slide that has never been
shown to me before. I'm happy to look at
596
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:13,680
but it absolutely does not reflect
what's happening at Planned Parenthood.
597
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,180
You're going to deny that we take those
numbers out of your report?
598
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,280
I'm going to deny this slide that you've
just shown me that no one has ever
599
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,280
provided us before.
600
00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:24,040
I pulled those numbers directly out of
your corporate reports. Oh, excuse me,
601
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,060
lawyers are informing me that the source
of this is actually Americans United
602
00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:30,940
for Life, which is an anti -abortion
group, so I would check your source.
603
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,440
Then we will get to the bottom of the
truth of that.
604
00:35:36,299 --> 00:35:40,980
Planned Parenthood, I'm trying to think
about the climate that it was forged in
605
00:35:40,980 --> 00:35:41,959
and birthed in.
606
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,300
That began what year?
607
00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:46,600
A hundred years ago. A hundred years
ago. Yeah, exactly. And what were the
608
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,700
circumstances? Who founded it and why?
609
00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:52,020
I mean, it was founded by Margaret
Sanger and her sister Ethel. They opened
610
00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:56,040
little, actually a little storefront
birth control clinic here in New York.
611
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:01,020
And for 10 cents a piece, women could
get... Totally illegal information about
612
00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:02,020
how to prevent pregnancy.
613
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:05,040
But even though it was illegal, women
lined up down the block.
614
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:10,080
Ten days later, Margaret was thrown in
jail by a cop who was impersonating a
615
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,069
mother.
616
00:36:11,070 --> 00:36:14,990
where she went to jail and taught all of
her fellow inmates about birth control.
617
00:36:15,150 --> 00:36:18,050
So that is really how Planned Parenthood
formed. It's just continuing to do
618
00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:20,830
things even when they said we couldn't.
Having to deal with the church, I'm
619
00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:21,830
sure. Oh, everything.
620
00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:25,810
And now, I mean, it's one in five women
in this country have been to Planned
621
00:36:25,810 --> 00:36:28,990
Parenthood for health care. It's the
most important reproductive health care
622
00:36:28,990 --> 00:36:32,450
provider in America. I don't doubt that.
And it's actually really popular. I
623
00:36:32,450 --> 00:36:35,350
think that's the other thing, Alec,
that's kind of a misnomer, people think.
624
00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:36,590
That gets distorted.
625
00:36:36,930 --> 00:36:40,150
Yeah, well, I mean, in fact, it's more
popular now than ever before.
626
00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:43,820
I think because people realize the
president has tried to defund it.
627
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,180
And I think the exciting thing is not
only that we're a good health care
628
00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:52,320
provider under Obama, we President
Obama, we got no copay birth control for
629
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:56,020
70 million women. And we now have the
lowest teenage pregnancy rate in the
630
00:36:56,020 --> 00:37:00,200
country in our entire history. Abortion
is a modest amount of the percentage of
631
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,158
the work you do.
632
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,160
Absolutely. And like three percent of
the right.
633
00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:08,110
The other thing, though, is even the
defunding that Congress has been trying
634
00:37:08,110 --> 00:37:12,110
do, Paul Ryan is trying to do,
Republicans, federal funding doesn't pay
635
00:37:12,110 --> 00:37:15,330
abortion because of Henry Hyde. Now, I
think that's wrong, but that's the law.
636
00:37:15,490 --> 00:37:18,070
So actually what they're trying to get
rid of is birth control.
637
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:22,300
cancer screenings, all the other work
that we do. And I think the other thing
638
00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:25,480
that's important, because we've gotten
better at birth control and more women
639
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,820
have it, is we're at a 30 -year low for
abortion in this country, actually the
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lowest rate since the Roe decision.
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And federal dollars don't pay for birth
control. They don't pay for abortion.
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They pay for birth control.
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Right, but not abortion. No. But they do
pay the legal fees, the settlement fees
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for people accused of sexual assault, is
what I was told, right?
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Doesn't the Congress settle some of
their sexual assault cases on behalf of
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members of Congress? Yeah, I mean, if we
began to make the list of all the
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things we better use for family
planning.
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As we say years ago, my friends, they'd
say.
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Because I'm Catholic, and we get into
the whole debate about abortion.
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And my friends would say, if men could
get pregnant, abortion would be a
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sacrament. I'm sure you've heard that
line before. I agree. I think Gloria
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Steinem, she may be the author of that
one. That was her line? Yeah.
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No, and I mean, what I think is, look,
if half of Congress could get pregnant,
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we would absolutely quit fighting about
birth control and Planned Parenthood and
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all of it.
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But I do think, look, the crazy thing
is, I mean, money that goes for birth
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control saves billions of dollars.
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in unintended pregnancy and all the
other complications of not being able to
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birth control.
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It's not a great deal. If I were
president, we'd have the Manhattan
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birth control. There you go.
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We'd have the Apollo mission.
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I don't know what you're thinking, but I
like it. I could get behind that. No,
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no, no, I can't. My wife told me she
would divorce me if I did.
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I love my wife madly, and she said to
me... Don't do it.
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She goes, you run, I'm going to run.
That way.
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In the other direction. So I know she's
not kidding. I would love to run for
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something, but I don't think that's in
the cards. But where were you when Trump
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won? Where were you election eve?
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I was right here in New York City.
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And were you monitoring it throughout
the night and you were present?
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I actually, I think I may even write
about this in my book. I'm sitting in
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booth at NBC with the earpiece in and
they keep saying, we're going to come to
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you. And I'm looking at the screen.
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of the country and things are it's
Pennsylvania too close to call you know
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Wisconsin too close to call and they
keep saying they're going to come back
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me and finally I you know I could see
what was happening and I said look you
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know text me and took my earpiece out
and left the Javits Center and called my
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daughter because she was working for
Hillary and like a lot of mothers and
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probably fathers spent the next 12 hours
consoling three distraught children who
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thought the world was coming to an end.
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And then we got up the next morning and
made sure that Planned Parenthood's
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doors were open.
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And then because that's, you know,
people talk about, you know, they stayed
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bed for a week. It's like we didn't have
the luxury of doing that.
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In fact, it was really incredible.
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That week after the election, those two
weeks, we had like a 900 percent spike
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in women trying to get IUDs at Planned
Parenthood.
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Because they were like going, I got to
come in before they get rid of my birth
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control. before this administration
takes away everything I've got. And now,
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course, the administration is trying to
end the sex education program that has
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led to the lowest rate of teen
pregnancy. Why? What's their argument
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Because they want to teach, well, and I
can't even say teach because it's not
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even teaching.
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They want the program to be abstinence
only.
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The whole message is don't have sex.
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Well, it's incredible because, one, at
some point, most people do have sex.
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And so it's good to teach them what
healthy sex is like, what a healthy
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relationship is, what contraceptive is.
And we also know all the medical
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research shows that young people who
have sex education are less likely to be
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sexually active until later. And when
they do, they're more likely to use
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contraceptives. So why wouldn't we? And
most parents, they want their kids to
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get sex education because God knows
parents feel like they're not equipped.
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All right, let me just finish by saying,
so you're not quite sure you want to
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run?
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I'm not really, no, I'm not like focused
on running, but I am focused on...
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Facilitating other people running.
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And women voting.
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Millions of women are not going to vote
in this November unless we actually ask
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them to and tell them why it matters.
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Women are worried. I feel like, look,
women are marching.
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They're knitting their pussy hats.
They're going to town hall meetings.
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But we got to vote because voting is the
only way we're going to change things.
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Anyway, good to see you. Thanks for
doing this for me. Thanks a lot. I
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appreciate it.
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Cecile Richards' memoir, which came out
earlier this year, is called Make
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Trouble. Thanks for joining us. We'll
see you next time.
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