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This is an ABC Color Test.
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Hello,
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I'm Alec Baldwin. First up tonight, a
conversation with award -winning
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and actor Ricky Gervais. After launching
the original version of The Office,
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Gervais became a comedy sensation on
both sides of the Atlantic and continues
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write, produce, and perform across
multiple platforms, including season two
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his ABC game show Child Support.
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Also tonight, Oscar -winning actor Jeff
Bridges is here. For nearly five
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decades, Bridges has played a wide range
of seminal characters in films like The
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Big Lebowski, Hell or High Water, and
Crazy Heart. His latest is the new
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thriller Bad Times at the El Royale.
We're glad you've joined us. Ricky
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and Jeff Bridges coming up right now.
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What temperature is this?
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Is it?
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What do you mean, is it? It's freezing.
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You can't tell that's freezing.
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Yeah, I like it. I will tell them, set
it to snow. Make it snow.
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Right, okay.
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We're going to do some cross -country
skiing here during the break. If I start
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shivering. Are you freezing? Would you
like a blanket? Would you like a wrap?
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Okay. Do you know what room temperature
means?
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For me, room temperature is 48 degrees.
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Well, you're an eskimo.
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Without a doubt.
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Without a doubt, I'd last longer in the
sea than you.
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Okay, forget the temperature.
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What do you want to know?
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I was terrified to interview you in that
one sense, which is obviously
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manifesting itself, where they're really
brilliant comics. It's like log rolling
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with them.
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And you're going to dump me in the water
at any given moment you want to. You're
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just kind of playing with me. This isn't
comedy.
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This isn't comedy. This isn't a bit.
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I'm freezing.
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Do we have a blanket for Ricky?
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Right, let's go for it. Right, go on.
Speaking of you being such a diva, do
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find that in the work you've done, the
considerable amount of work you've done,
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you prefer to do your own thing and
you're on your own?
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Writing, producing, directing, self
-generating? Or in your career, what's
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been like in terms of... Because I would
imagine after the considerable success
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you've had, a lot of people have reached
out to you and said, come do this with
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us, develop this with us. You prefer not
to do that? Well, I get no joy out of
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just seeing my fat face.
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on telly or in a film.
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I like the creative process. That's the
buzz for me, coming up with an idea and
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doing it my way, for better or worse,
you know.
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Even if more people hate it than love
it. I mean, I've had a... You do what
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wanted to do. Yeah.
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Place yourself.
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Yeah, exactly.
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The limited number of episodes of The
Office that you did over in the UK was
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many? Everything I've done, I think
nearly everything I've done, was two
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of six.
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and a special i did that with the office
i did it with extras i did it with
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derek i did it with an idiot abroad um
and uh i think that sort of works for me
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because you put everything into it so
they're like they're like mini series
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they're not they're not traditional
sitcoms in the sense they can go out in
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order because there's a trajectory um
they develop the characters develop and
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there's an arc and you can't do that for
long you can't keep doing those twists
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and turns for long because you either
repeat yourself or you run out of ideas.
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Now when you are, now obviously American
entertainment, that industry has
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mined British content forever in various
forms and brought it over here and
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packaged it their own way. How did that
process begin for you with The Office?
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Meaning the show was a hit in the UK?
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Yeah.
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Who contacted you and said, we'd like
to... But again, it was a hit in the UK.
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It went out on a Monday night at 9 .30
on BBC Two, which
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is essentially a fringe channel.
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And it didn't cost much.
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You know, it wasn't huge. It got like, I
think, one and a half million, which
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was good, which was good and great.
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And then it was repeated and it sort of
doubled. So word of mouth, which is the
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greatest. There's still nothing like it,
you know.
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And then the second season started with,
I think...
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sort of three and a half million, and
then the special went up to like five or
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six, which was a triumph on a smaller
channel.
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It was big for its genre, its plot, but
it wasn't, you know, it wasn't like...
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EastEnders. No, exactly, yeah.
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People had to turn at least one dial to
find it, which was... That dates us, by
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the way, when we go like this. I know, I
know, yeah. That was a conscious
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decision, though, because...
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because I've always sort of demanded
final edit, there is a compromise.
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And to get final edit, I have to go to
smaller channels. I couldn't get final
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edit on a network or BBC One.
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So I went to BBC Two and HBO.
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But then Netflix comes along and I get
final edit and no interference.
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And the sky's the limit. So it's the
best of all worlds. So who comes and
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her doorbell about bringing it over to
the United States?
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So...
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I didn't expect it to travel. I just
wanted to be in the gang and have a
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in comedy.
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And I get a call on my mobile. I'm in
Wardour Street, and I get a call from
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Silverman. And he says, Hi, I'm Ben
Silverman. I work for... I want to take
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show and make it for America.
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I went... He said, where are you?
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I said, oh, I'm in Wardour Street. He
said, I'm round the corner, I'll come
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find you. So we had a coffee and he said
all these things and I thought, oh, why
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not? We started the ball rolling and it
was when I went out to the Golden Globes
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when The Office won.
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I think I won Best Actor in a comedy and
it won Best Sitcom, which was a total
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surprise. I nearly didn't go because I
thought it's a long way to go to lose.
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For the L .A. people, it's a car ride.
For everybody else, it's a plane ride.
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Yeah, exactly.
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And I thought, of course I'm not going
to.
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And so that was surreal.
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And that week, we had a meeting with Ben
and talked about the remake.
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And at first, they said, well, you could
be in it. And I said, well, what's the
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point of that?
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That doesn't make any sense. I did mine,
and I'm done with it.
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And I treated it like a cover version.
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You know, like, do you know what I mean?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Steve Carell and the cover band. This
was before we even cast.
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And they said, OK. And then we cast and
we found Steve Carell and the rest of
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the amazing cast.
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And it sort of went through the same
thing. They did a testing, right?
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And it came out really low.
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And I remember Greg Daniels sent me an
email saying, arm of it down, we scored
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low on this testing.
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And I went, congratulations.
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We scored the lowest ever joint bottom
with women's bowls.
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And we didn't change a thing. I said,
don't panic.
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That's good. That's what we want.
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Exactly. That's a good sign. We're right
where we want to be. Yeah. And they did
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six episodes.
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And it did okay.
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And I knew it was precarious, but I was
still giving him encouragement, saying,
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no, don't worry about it. You know, it's
better to make a good show and it fail
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than make a bad show and it succeed.
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And they didn't understand that. When
you do the show and they're going to
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launch the show, how involved are you
creatively in the casting?
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Or did you consign the whole thing to
other people? Well, they used the
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for the first few, which I think...
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in retrospect uh it got better and
better the more they moved away from our
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scripts because as i said it should
always it should be made for americans
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americans you know the i think one of
the successes of the the my version of
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office was that i worked in an office
for 10 years so i knew the details i
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what it was to be british working in an
office at the beginning of the the
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century and you've got to do the same
but different and they did make it
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different And it should be, because
America is different to the UK. And if
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you're dealing with realism and the
minutiae of, you know, human behaviour
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whatever, politics, social politics or
whatever, then it is slightly different.
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And I think they did six. And then it
was close to getting canned, you know,
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because it was network. But then they
discovered...
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and this is so in, and I still don't
understand it, that its demographic was
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best, because it had the highest
proportion of people earning over a
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With money. Yeah. And they did it again,
and then it hooked, and did like,
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I think it was 200 and something
episodes.
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That was good for you?
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Well, I mean, yeah.
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You know, syndication, again, I didn't
even know what that was until it
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happened. You do now.
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I do now, yeah.
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No, comedy in a place where the mind
goes to tickle itself.
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That's what she said.
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That's good.
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Pleasure to meet you. Where are you
working?
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Dunder Mifflin.
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Any jobs going? No, not right now.
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Just let me know. All right, see you
around.
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Bye -bye.
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What a nice guy.
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I think I've failed out, to be honest.
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Yeah, it's difficult, isn't it?
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To keep the integrity where you're going
for that first... Little fat man who
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sold his soul.
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The little... Little fat man who sold
his dream.
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At the moment, with Bowie, obviously in
extras, there's like this huge... People
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play this ad nauseum.
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That was amazing.
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Very amazing.
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Now, in your work, was that something
that delighted you, was a side benefit
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people you've gotten to meet?
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Did you ever dream you'd be doing a TV
show and Bowie would? No, exactly.
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And particularly with Bowie, he was
always a hero of mine growing up.
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He was my favourite artist of all time.
I discovered him when I was 15, 16. I
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saw him...
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singing heroes and I thought it sort of
put your life in colour. You know, a
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working class kid from Reading in
Berkshire and you see this guy come on
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thought, right, that's what I want to
do. You know, I was academic up to that
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point and then I wanted to be a pop star
because of... So we saw a taste of you
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as a pop star. Yeah, I know, yeah. We
saw you. We kind of called it a kind of
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a... We were both thin once, weren't we?
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We said that to us you were a
combination here of like aha and flock
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seagulls. It was a little bit of both.
Yeah.
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Well, it was that was what would you say
it was? That was 1983.
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I was trying to do a bit of Bowie and
sort of electronic pop. In fact, the
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second time I met.
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bowie that had been on tv on one of
those before they were famous things and
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he'd seen the clip of that and he came
over to me and he said it seems my own
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apology i've been ripping you off for
the last 30 years i went all right don't
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start right um yeah that was amazing it
was amazing knowing him because You
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know, as I say, he was a childhood hero.
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And then I met him and became friends
and worked with him.
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Do they have that picture of me, by the
way, so you can see?
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Where's that picture of me from when I
was on the soap opera?
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There it is. See that there with the
jeans jacket? See that? Where'd he go?
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Wow. What happened to him? A waste.
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Incredible. I meant a waste, not a wife.
Yeah, yeah.
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I had a really nice wave. Yeah, yeah.
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And that went to waste.
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Look at us. Look at us. Yeah, I know.
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Well, what are you going to do?
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Nothing. Nothing.
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Nothing we can do. There's nothing we
can do.
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After that picture was taken, I
discovered beer and pizza.
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I eat a pint of ice cream watching
MSNBC, and I get to the bottom and I go,
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did that happen? I don't regret a thing.
I didn't eat that whole thing. I don't
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regret a thing. No, this is the thing.
People say, oh, you know, listen, we're
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both going to die, okay?
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And people say to me, oh, if you gave
up, you know, wine and beer now and all
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those...
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Fatty foods, you'd live 10 years longer.
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But they're the last 10 years.
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They're the worst 10 years.
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In Japan?
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Yeah. Oh, tell me about it. If I get to
80 and they said, oh, you've got another
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10 years, I'd say, oh, great, can I have
20 to 30 again? They'd go, no, you've
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got to have 80 to 90.
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I've seen people in their 90s just sit
in an armchair like this and go, oh,
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broken every bone in my body.
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No. Just eat and drink too much and die.
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Now, speaking of that, how has your,
have you mellowed? Because when people
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think of you, they think of you, it's
funny, but it's acerbic. I mean, you can
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be really tough on people and you can be
really wicked.
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Well, that's because the truth can seem
acerbic when it's been suppressed for so
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long. I don't buy this sacred cow
nonsense.
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You know, I mean, you're probably
talking about the Golden Globes when...
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I went out and told some jokes about
some famous people in the room.
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This wasn't a room full of wounded
soldiers.
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No. They were the most privileged, happy
people.
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Yeah, of course. And it wasn't that bad.
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What did I say that was so wrong? I
think people just thought, oh, we're not
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used to a roast. Are you referring to
the first time you did it or the second
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time you did it?
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I think the second time I did it. The
first time you did it and then you were
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asked to do it again. Why did you do it
again?
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Because I thought I could do a better
job.
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You enjoyed the venue?
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Yeah, I thought I could, I thought I
was, it was okay, but I thought I could
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a better job. And the second time, I
sort of came out all guns blazing, and I
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thought, let's go for this, and, you
know.
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But I still stand by it. I didn't go, I
wasn't trying to ruin people's night or
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undermine the moral fabric of America.
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I was telling jokes, and I think people
didn't quite understand that, because I
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thought, well, who's this little fat
Brit?
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teasing us. But I found in this
business, and this is not any
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observation, but I found in this
business that there's some people, some
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startling example of people who make
their living kind of prodding and poking
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and disturbing other people and mocking
other people. And you turn it on them
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and they're miserable.
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Of course, yeah. People can hand it out
but not take it. But I think it depends
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on the target. I think it's okay for me
to tease.
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people who are richer and more handsome
than me. Do you know what I mean? And I
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didn't go after anyone, anything they
couldn't help. I went after their public
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behaviour. I teased them about it. You
didn't help them about anything. No,
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exactly.
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And no one wants to be the butt of the
joke, but often people get offended when
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they mistake the subject of a joke with
the actual target. And often they're not
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the same.
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So I think that's... Sometimes if I deal
with taboo subjects, they say, oh, you
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shouldn't joke about that. I go, well,
let's look at the joke.
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It depends on what the target is,
particularly if you're using irony.
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You know, you can tell jokes about
things without it being the wrong
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So it depends on the joke.
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What was media, TV, movies, music,
anything cultural, what was it like in
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childhood? How did you grow up? Your
mom, your dad, what was the household
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in terms of culture?
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The TV was a portal to the rest of the
world. What did your dad do?
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My dad was a laborer.
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He worked on the building sites all his
life. He was a Canadian soldier who
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volunteered for the war, left Canada,
came over, met my mom in the war. What
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she do?
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She was a... Mum. Yeah, a mum, a
housewife, yeah. How many siblings do
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I've got two older brothers and an older
sister. I'm the youngest by 11 years.
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Yeah. I remember when I was about 13, I
asked my mum why my brothers and sisters
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were so much older than me, and she just
said, you were a mistake.
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I wanted to say they were all mistakes.
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That seems right, doesn't it? Yeah, I
just laugh.
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So, yeah.
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That's when you develop the shell.
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Exactly, yeah, yeah.
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I'm mistaken, am I? Show after you've
heard. Right, I'll show you.
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And, yeah, TV was everything.
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I used to watch it all the time. I used
to watch nature programmes.
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I'd learn from TV. I wanted to learn.
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I sucked up knowledge. I'd be out in the
garden. I'd see something on TV, and
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I'd go out in the garden. I'd root
around, and I was in awe of science. Did
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mimic? Yeah. When you watched it, did
you repeat it and kind of go into that
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world? And I tried to make people laugh
all the time.
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I thought I was experimenting.
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I was just pushing the boundaries.
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And I was a good kid, but I answered
back.
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I thought I was... I thought I was
smart, so I'd annoy teachers. I didn't
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understand why I couldn't answer back.
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I just wanted to learn and have fun. I
thought life was an adventure.
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There was no, I just wanted to do
anything I wanted every day. Was there a
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before being a performer?
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No, I knew, but I kept up with that. I
just wanted to have fun every day and
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learn as much as I could. I think I knew
from an early age that life was finite,
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and this is all we've got, so you've got
to enjoy every day.
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I know, crazy.
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So I knew life was all about fun and
learning was a hobby.
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Was your mother fun?
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Yeah, she was honest. She was very
honest.
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Is that what you get that from? I think
so.
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Your searing insight?
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But I knew it was funny. I knew it was
funny being honest.
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I remember once I was a kid and we were
all around there one Sunday
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and my dad was just sort of reading the
paper and my mum was saying...
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He hasn't put any money away for his
funeral, right? So when he dies, we'll
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to pay for that. And he's just quiet.
And my dad just went, bury me in the
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garden. Like that.
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What's your tipple?
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Um, vodka and coke.
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Me, lager.
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Uh, Finchie, lager.
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Gareth, lager, sometimes cider. So,
different drinks for different needs.
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Yeah. Good.
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Well done. Well done again.
Congratulations.
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Thanks.
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New secretary.
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Good.
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Efficient.
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You know, for me, the joy, and I assume
it's true for you as well, Bowie, or
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Bowie, as you say, one example, has the
joy also been for you, who you get to
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work with, who you get to meet? I'm
always sort of thinking, oh, God, I got
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work with this person, people I worship.
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I look back at the first time I went to
the Golden Globe Awards, and again, I'm
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walking around, and there's Jack
Nicholson, and, I mean, icons, you know,
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Eastwood, who apparently...
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When we went up on stage, me and the
cast, to get the award, Clint Eastwood
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said, Who the f*** are they?
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And I want that to be true.
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Because no one knew who I was. But I've
never really... I've never put any value
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in fame, per se.
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Do you know what I mean? I've never
been... You're onto it.
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Yeah. It's always fascinated me.
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I've fascinated...
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And not just people who become famous as
an upshot of what they do, like a great
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musician or a great actor, but people
who just want to be famous for anything.
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That new breed of fame, that reality
breed of fame, the people who live their
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life like an open wound, do anything and
are rewarded for it.
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That's always fascinated me. And David
Brent wanted to be famous for anything,
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and that was the joy. That's why he did
this documentary.
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And once you know he's showing off and
thinking he'll be discovered...
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Everything makes sense.
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His desperation makes sense.
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Him wanting to be PC, him wanting to be
loved.
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It all makes sense, you know. And
getting back to talking about the
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between the American office and the
English office, as a good analogy for
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difference between America and England
is it had to be different because
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Americans are more positive and they're
often harder working. And Americans are
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brought up to believe they can be the
next president of the United States.
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And it's true.
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Whereas Brits are told it won't happen
to you. Oh, unbelievable.
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You know... We've taken it a little too
far as far as I'm concerned.
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Let's not even go there.
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And you don't.
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When you do your routine, do you touch
on that? I don't bring politics into my
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stand -up or comedy in general,
particularly not party politics. Not
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worried about offending half the people
in the room.
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It's because I think if you're getting a
round of applause...
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for saying something that they agree
with, that's rallying. It loses
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comedically for them to agree with your
politics. That's called masturbation.
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Yeah, and I think comedy is an
intellectual pursuit.
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The joke should work for whatever your
belief, because it's
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the semantics and syntax of the piece.
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Let me ask you this, which is that, and
I don't mean to lay this on so thick,
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but, you know, obviously, I mean, I was
so looking forward to you coming here
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because you live in that rarefied
spectrum of people in the business.
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in the business loves you.
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Everybody in the business thinks
you're... I'm finished, by the way.
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I'll cue you.
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You live in that rarefied place where
everyone in the business thinks that
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you're... unbelievably funny and
brilliant.
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And with all the things you've done and
all the things you've accomplished and
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all the things you've succeeded at,
what's something you'd like to go do now
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that you haven't done?
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I just want to carry on doing what I
want. I love, it's a privilege that I
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up in the morning, if I have an idea, I
can go along to a club that night and
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try it out. I love that. Or I have an
idea and I can write it and I do five
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things at once and I do it at my own
pace.
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And it's fun. And I, you know, I say I
work a few hours a day. Honestly, I work
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a few minutes a day unless I'm literally
filming something.
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If I have one idea, I take the rest of
the day off because there's pressure.
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You've got to keep experiencing life to
have an idea.
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Otherwise, you're in a vault.
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What are you going to write about?
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So I try and live a fun, easy life.
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And, yeah.
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Not take it too seriously. Not take it
too seriously, because we're all going
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die, you know?
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Hopefully, sooner than later. Oh,
hopefully, yeah. We're not ourselves in
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wheelchair. Well, again, yeah, I often
sign off my Facebook Lives with, thanks
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for following, I hope you die in your
sleep.
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And that's a nice thing to say.
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My acting juice. But I want to ask you
this, which is your new movie is called.
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Oh, yeah. Bad Times at the El Royale.
Bad Times at the El Royale. And then
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you do movies now, I mean, as we're
researching this conversation with you
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we're going over this unbelievable map
of where you've been and what you've
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done. It seems in the research we did,
it seems in looking into you and things
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you've said.
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you don't like to work all that much.
You're not like burning to go to work
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the time.
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There's got to be, the stars have to
align a certain way. Why this movie?
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How did they get you to say yes?
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Well, my MO is that I really try not to
engage and do, you know, accept a role
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because I know what it takes. You know,
you're away from your family, you know,
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and you're away from all the other
interests that you might have.
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Your art. A lot of my music. I've got a
lot of different things I like to do.
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But in the big thing, is when you engage
in this, there might be something
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coming down the road that you can't do
because you're doing this. I have that
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question. And so I really try hard to
resist to engage.
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I did a painting once of a dream I had
that kind of sums it up for me, where my
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dream is I'm in a robot and I'm going
down this big river with cliffs on
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side. And there are these huge, oh, this
looks very much like the whirlpool that
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we're in right now. About this size, you
know, this round stage.
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And there are whirlpools all over the
place. And my task is to navigate down
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this river.
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And at the vortex of each whirlpool is a
gorgeous jewel.
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And I will be rowing like this. And I'll
go, oh, look at that. That is
423
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,740
incredible. Oh, that was a close one.
424
00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:02,700
And go like this. And then, oh, oh.
425
00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:04,580
Yeah, looky here.
426
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:10,260
Ah! And that's the painting right there.
And the title of the painting is Jeff
427
00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:11,260
Makes a Decision.
428
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:16,120
And that's how I choose my thing. You
know, I try hard not to, but if it's too
429
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:22,280
cool, it gets me. And this script, Bad
Times at the El Royale, was a good
430
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,540
example of that. You liked the writing.
431
00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:28,370
I love the writing and, you know, I love
going to movies and a bunch of love.
432
00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:31,550
And, you know, being in the movies, one
of the downsides is that we get
433
00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:35,230
sophisticated, man. We see through all,
you know, we see so much of the effort
434
00:26:35,230 --> 00:26:36,230
and what it takes.
435
00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:42,890
And when the filmmaker is ahead of you
and taking you in places that you don't
436
00:26:42,890 --> 00:26:46,570
expect, you've done some wild movies
like that. You don't know where it's
437
00:26:46,630 --> 00:26:50,670
That engages you, you know, as the
audience. And this was one of those.
438
00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:53,230
What are you doing here, Father?
439
00:26:56,970 --> 00:26:58,030
Do I know you, son?
440
00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:04,330
No, but I mean, this is not a place for
a priest, father.
441
00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:06,210
You shouldn't be here.
442
00:27:07,070 --> 00:27:09,070
We might need to work on your sales
pitch, son.
443
00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:12,490
The El Royale, no place for a priest.
444
00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:14,830
There are other hotels, father.
445
00:27:15,890 --> 00:27:18,210
Maybe closer to Tahoe, I could help you
find one.
446
00:27:18,450 --> 00:27:20,430
I'm sure you would be happier there.
447
00:27:20,810 --> 00:27:21,810
Miles, is it?
448
00:27:22,730 --> 00:27:27,390
If this is not a place for a priest,
Miles, then this is exactly where the
449
00:27:27,390 --> 00:27:28,289
wants me.
450
00:27:28,290 --> 00:27:32,990
Steve Clovis. Do you know Steve Clovis?
I know of him, yeah. Oh, God. So first
451
00:27:32,990 --> 00:27:37,450
-time director, first -time writer,
writer -director. Baker Boys.
452
00:27:38,230 --> 00:27:41,470
Man, I dug him. He was a great director.
453
00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:45,610
And like you say, you know, writer
-director, you think, oh, is he just
454
00:27:45,610 --> 00:27:47,390
the director gig because he's the
writer?
455
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:52,040
So I was a little concerned about that,
but not much because I met him. I liked
456
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:56,820
him very much. And we would do these
maybe for a couple of months before the
457
00:27:56,820 --> 00:28:02,540
show. We would come over to my house and
we would improv, do improvs, you know.
458
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,280
And Steve said, OK, here's the improv.
459
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,040
Jeff, you are 16 years old.
460
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:11,700
You have.
461
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,340
And late at night, about 3 o 'clock in
the morning, you've broken out of your
462
00:28:16,340 --> 00:28:21,680
house and you've gone to this bar where
your hero, Bill Evans, is playing piano.
463
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:29,980
And Bo, you're the big brother, but
you're not in this yet. And I will play.
464
00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:31,280
I'm talking to Steve.
465
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,680
He says, and I will be Bill Evans.
466
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:38,100
I will have just gone into the men's
room to shoot up. And I'm coming back.
467
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:41,160
I join you at the bar and I bum a
cigarette off you.
468
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,800
And Bo, when I put my hands through my
hair like this, you're going to come in
469
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:46,980
and get your little brother out.
470
00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:52,320
So we did this improv, and it lasted 10
minutes or so.
471
00:28:53,100 --> 00:29:00,100
And I saw how he totally engaged with
his part. You know what I mean? He
472
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,440
totally committed to being Bill Evans.
473
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:06,520
And I said, oh, this guy knows what it
is.
474
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,400
And that got my confidence in him right
up there.
475
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:13,940
How often had you worked with your
brother before Baker Boys?
476
00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:17,340
Well,
477
00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:19,500
not professionally.
478
00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:21,820
Not in the movies?
479
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:28,120
Not in the movies, but Bo, you know, my
dad, as I was saying, he was away.
480
00:29:28,730 --> 00:29:30,190
a lot of the time making movies.
481
00:29:30,390 --> 00:29:34,350
And so Bo was eight years older than I
am. He kind of helped raise me, taught
482
00:29:34,350 --> 00:29:36,730
the sports. He was a very athletic guy.
483
00:29:38,330 --> 00:29:43,450
Played under Wooden at UCLA, scouted by
the Dodgers. He was a big athlete.
484
00:29:43,790 --> 00:29:49,090
And one of the challenges of young
actors is, well, who do we perform to?
485
00:29:49,390 --> 00:29:51,170
We need an audience to do our stuff.
486
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:55,410
So Bo came up with this idea of renting
a flatbed truck.
487
00:29:56,419 --> 00:30:02,840
and we'd get some scenes together, and
we would pull into a supermarket, and
488
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,820
father taught us how to fake fight, you
know, stage fight. We would put on a
489
00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:10,980
fight, and people would say, oh, no,
stop it, stop it, and then we'd say, no,
490
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:17,060
it's a show, and we'd jump up on the
flatbed truck, and we'd do our scenes
491
00:30:17,060 --> 00:30:21,480
the cops would come, and then we would
try to include...
492
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:39,130
You're doing such a bang -up job a few
months ago. You had them paying us not
493
00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:41,170
play. That's genius.
494
00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:46,070
What are you doing?
495
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,640
Are you employing Mr. Lebowski?
496
00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:01,560
Wait, let me explain something to you.
497
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,180
I am not Mr. Lebowski.
498
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,319
You're Mr.
499
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,020
Lebowski. I'm the dude.
500
00:31:07,340 --> 00:31:09,300
So that's what you call me, you know?
501
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:16,880
That or his dudeness or duder or, you
know, El Duderino, if you're not into
502
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,880
whole brevity thing.
503
00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:19,120
And obviously the Coen brothers.
504
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,040
The brothers.
505
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,260
The brothers, yeah.
506
00:31:23,630 --> 00:31:28,190
What can you say? Let's say the
brothers. Well, having my own brother
507
00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:31,390
my brother, but thinking about directing
a movie with you. Can you direct a
508
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,870
movie with your brothers? No. Oh, man,
no.
509
00:31:34,610 --> 00:31:37,530
I remember asking myself. I can barely
get through a poker game with my
510
00:31:37,830 --> 00:31:40,470
Not that you don't love.
511
00:31:40,830 --> 00:31:41,830
Oh, they're great people.
512
00:31:42,390 --> 00:31:46,390
But not to direct them. I say, how did
you guys do that?
513
00:31:46,610 --> 00:31:48,330
And I can't remember. I think it was.
514
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:53,500
I can't remember which guy. How do they
do it? Well, I said, why aren't you
515
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,600
arguing? He says, oh, we do that when
we're writing.
516
00:31:55,820 --> 00:31:57,500
You know, they iron it all out.
517
00:31:58,780 --> 00:32:03,020
Is there an equivalency of when the
directors are kind of pen and teller?
518
00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:05,740
doing more of the talking, the other's
kind of nodding at the end. Yeah, pretty
519
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:06,740
much that way.
520
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,180
Who's doing most of the talking?
521
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:13,580
Joel. Yeah, Joel. And Ethan will be
walking around usually carrying a stick
522
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:15,720
something like that. And he'll
occasionally make a point.
523
00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:17,780
But they never...
524
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:22,640
You know, I remember the biggest upset,
not even upset, what you would call a
525
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:28,600
disagreement in Lebowski when I'm about
to hit, you know, had the dream and I'm
526
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,460
going to hit my head on the bowling pin.
527
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:37,060
And Joel would say, now when you hit the
pins, you know, you're kind of wincing
528
00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:39,820
because it's kind of hurting. And Ethan
said, oh, really?
529
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,240
No, I think it would be more of a kind
of annihilation kind of thing. Joel
530
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:45,300
really?
531
00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:48,050
All right, well, let's just do it both
ways. Okay.
532
00:32:48,810 --> 00:32:50,230
That's the disagreement.
533
00:32:50,610 --> 00:32:55,130
And I remember when they came to me with
that part, they had, I think, won the
534
00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:59,730
Academy Award the year before, and they
offered me the part, and it really
535
00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:02,990
looked kind of lowball salary. I said,
come on, guys, come on.
536
00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:10,290
And they said, no, you know what, we
want a really low -budget thing because
537
00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:14,990
want the studio to be beholden to us. We
don't want it the other way around.
538
00:33:15,470 --> 00:33:17,010
And that made so much sense.
539
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:21,090
You know, they'd just come off, I think,
the Hula Hoop movie. You know, it was a
540
00:33:21,090 --> 00:33:25,450
big movie. Hudsucker. Hudsucker. Scott
Rudin. A movie I loved, by the way. But
541
00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:28,110
it was a bomb for them. And it was tough
for them. Expensive. You know,
542
00:33:28,110 --> 00:33:29,310
expensive and a lot of pressure.
543
00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:31,610
And so they kind of flipped that around.
544
00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:36,990
And what that did is it makes everything
on the set very relaxed because you've
545
00:33:36,990 --> 00:33:41,770
got loads of time. You feel a sense of
rush and we've got to make this date and
546
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:42,770
all that.
547
00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:47,380
So that was great. And then working with
him on True Grit.
548
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:52,480
You know, it was the same kind of thing.
You know, they called me up and wanted
549
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:56,360
me to do it. I said, well, that's the
John Wayne movie? Yeah, but that's
550
00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:00,260
interesting to me. How would you, who
I'm not going to say is reluctant, but
551
00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:01,079
you're cautious.
552
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:05,120
Yeah. And you're deliberate in whatever
way about the movies you do. What was it
553
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,020
like for them to come and do a remake of
a guy that already won an Oscar? Well,
554
00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:11,739
that's what I said. I said, why are you
guys doing that? Why? What was their
555
00:34:11,739 --> 00:34:14,460
answer? And they said, well, have you
read the Charles Portis book?
556
00:34:14,860 --> 00:34:15,860
And I said, no.
557
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,320
And I said, let me read it. So I read
the book. I said, oh, of course, because
558
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,400
it reads like a Coen Brothers script.
559
00:34:23,739 --> 00:34:28,980
It's beautifully written and funny and
all kinds of things like that.
560
00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:34,060
So I jumped on board. And like you, I
didn't look at the Duke at all.
561
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,000
Just kind of went into it and had a
great time.
562
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:41,360
So Lebowski, of course, you become
the...
563
00:34:43,179 --> 00:34:46,600
we can say any word, legend, icon,
whatever.
564
00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:50,179
Was that something, did you see that
coming when you did that movie? No, I
565
00:34:50,219 --> 00:34:54,840
I was, you know, upset when the movie
came out originally. It didn't do much,
566
00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:57,380
you know. I thought it was funny. We had
a good time, you know.
567
00:34:58,020 --> 00:35:02,080
Didn't do anything. And then it went
over to Europe and became a hit and then
568
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,400
splashed back over here.
569
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,100
And then it kind of took off, you know.
570
00:35:06,830 --> 00:35:11,630
fest you know these lebowski festivals
you know i played i played that a couple
571
00:35:11,630 --> 00:35:15,950
times with my band it's like i had my
beetle moment you know yeah the dude the
572
00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:17,230
dude is here they go nuts
573
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,160
Gosh, it was so fun.
574
00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:22,600
People who love the dude, what do they
love about the dude?
575
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,300
What do you love about the dude?
576
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,860
Oh, man, well, you know, the writing,
all those wonderful lines, you know, and
577
00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:34,160
the scenes, just one right after the
other. Boom, boom.
578
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,980
You know, I'm a clicker guy when I watch
TV and I spin, you know.
579
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,780
and I don't watch my movies too much,
but when Lebowski comes on, I'll say,
580
00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:46,840
just watch till Turturro licks the ball,
and then I'll, you know. And I get
581
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,840
hooked, man.
582
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,700
That's like the godfather, you know.
583
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,580
And I just have to watch it, because
they just, they've geared it up so it's
584
00:35:55,580 --> 00:35:56,580
to watch, you know.
585
00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:59,140
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski.
586
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,320
Condolences. The bomb's lost.
587
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,840
My advice to you is to do what your
parents did.
588
00:36:06,140 --> 00:36:07,520
Get a job, sir.
589
00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:10,270
The bums will always lose.
590
00:36:10,630 --> 00:36:12,010
Do you hear me, Lebowski?
591
00:36:16,390 --> 00:36:18,370
It's a real nice boy you got there.
592
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:19,710
Thank you.
593
00:36:20,530 --> 00:36:22,910
Not around men much. I worry about that
sometimes.
594
00:36:24,590 --> 00:36:25,770
What about his daddy?
595
00:36:28,550 --> 00:36:31,590
I made a lot of mistakes. I'm just
trying not to make them twice.
596
00:36:32,310 --> 00:36:33,490
Good boy, good mom.
597
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:37,150
Good biscuit.
598
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:51,040
Now, you've made countless movies where
you are the leading man in the movie.
599
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,260
You're a very handsome guy. You've been
a leading man in the movies most of your
600
00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:57,640
life. What about some of your leading
ladies? Who are some of your favorite
601
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,820
actresses you got to work with?
602
00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:03,700
Maggie Gyllenhaal comes to mind with
Crazy Heart.
603
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,640
She was wonderful to work with.
604
00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:10,320
What we do is so great.
605
00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:15,990
If you're supposed to be a king in the
story and they're not treating you like
606
00:37:15,990 --> 00:37:17,110
king, you ain't a king.
607
00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:23,370
But if the people around you are also in
the same story and you're the person in
608
00:37:23,370 --> 00:37:26,750
that, that helps so much. I think Karen
Allen in Starman.
609
00:37:27,110 --> 00:37:31,890
I wouldn't have been an alien if she
didn't do her part to create me being
610
00:37:33,009 --> 00:37:37,570
Jessica Lange, man, you know, and King
Kong. I think that was, you know, people
611
00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:41,990
thought, oh, she's just, you know, a
blonde airhead. It was just the opposite
612
00:37:41,990 --> 00:37:44,750
that. So that was really a great job.
613
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:51,870
Rachel Ward. We had that big love scene
in Against All Odds. And it was their
614
00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:53,390
honeymoon, I think.
615
00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:58,550
Her and Brian. Brian Brown. And thank
God it was an actor who kind of knew
616
00:37:58,650 --> 00:37:59,930
you know, what that is all about.
617
00:38:00,150 --> 00:38:01,210
Yeah, what that's all about.
618
00:38:01,510 --> 00:38:06,870
And Michelle, oh, God, what a joy she
was in Baker Boys, you know.
619
00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:10,450
Her voice was so wonderful. You know,
she sang so beautifully.
620
00:38:12,049 --> 00:38:15,650
And the soundtrack, they missed her best
song, More Than You Know.
621
00:38:15,870 --> 00:38:17,310
She was just so great at that.
622
00:38:17,530 --> 00:38:20,730
I'm told, and you can explicate about
this, that you didn't really want to do
623
00:38:20,730 --> 00:38:24,090
Crazy Heart until you found out T -Bone,
who's a buddy of yours, was connected
624
00:38:24,090 --> 00:38:25,170
to doing the music. Is that true?
625
00:38:25,410 --> 00:38:26,408
That is so true.
626
00:38:26,410 --> 00:38:27,670
You know, I love playing music.
627
00:38:28,310 --> 00:38:31,890
The script had been offered to me for a
couple of years, I think.
628
00:38:32,090 --> 00:38:35,890
And I said, yeah, there's a good script,
but there's no music. What are the
629
00:38:35,890 --> 00:38:39,450
music? The music's no good. You know,
the movie's not going to be any good.
630
00:38:39,910 --> 00:38:41,030
So I was kind of...
631
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,120
You know, close call. That almost got me
in the whirlpool, you know.
632
00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:47,700
And then I run into T -Bone.
633
00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:50,940
And he says, what do you think about
this Crazy Heart movie?
634
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,080
I said, why do you ask? Are you
interested?
635
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,280
He says, well, I'll do it if you'll do
it. I said, you're kidding me. There's
636
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,020
music. He goes, well, that's the easy
part.
637
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,520
I said, really?
638
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,860
So there goes my excuse not to do the
music. I mean, not to do the movie.
639
00:39:04,540 --> 00:39:10,420
And it was, I've never been so anxious,
you know, in a movie. Because I wanted
640
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,990
to. pull it off so much, you know?
641
00:39:13,230 --> 00:39:16,970
My friends all say the same thing about
you. They say, there are actors that
642
00:39:16,970 --> 00:39:19,510
everybody in the business admires and
loves.
643
00:39:19,930 --> 00:39:23,930
And when you give them an excuse to vote
for them for an Oscar, they're going to
644
00:39:23,930 --> 00:39:24,769
vote for them.
645
00:39:24,770 --> 00:39:27,450
They're so in their corner. They so want
them to win.
646
00:39:27,830 --> 00:39:31,010
And when you won, you could almost tell
people, like, he's going to win.
647
00:39:31,550 --> 00:39:33,330
Because everybody wants him to win.
648
00:39:33,610 --> 00:39:37,030
And when you won, everybody was like,
oh, God, that's so cool. That's so cool.
649
00:39:37,110 --> 00:39:37,709
It was wonderful.
650
00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:41,860
T -Bone said that you're... Not really
the dude. A lot of people think you
651
00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:45,640
be the dude. You're this California kid
your whole life. That you're more star
652
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,640
man than the dude.
653
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,940
Is that true? I like that. Yeah, I mean,
I feel like an alien to myself.
654
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,320
I surprise myself.
655
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:58,520
And now you play this, it's kind of a
Kubrick film almost, the caper of this
656
00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,640
Times at the El Royale.
657
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,640
You're a very, you're not a nice guy.
658
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,160
Yeah, well, kind of all mixed up. Yeah,
yeah.
659
00:40:06,650 --> 00:40:09,970
You know, like all of us, we got our
underbelly, you know.
660
00:40:10,810 --> 00:40:14,210
You know, we have the, you know, they
got this carpet, and then you look and
661
00:40:14,210 --> 00:40:17,350
say, oh, the underside looks like that,
you know. I mean, you know, it's
662
00:40:17,350 --> 00:40:20,590
different. We show people what we want
them to see.
663
00:40:20,830 --> 00:40:21,990
Well, let me just say this.
664
00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:25,250
You're definitely someone to me.
665
00:40:25,950 --> 00:40:30,490
Who's in that category where, I mean, I
know you have other things to do and
666
00:40:30,490 --> 00:40:34,090
you've got other passions and there's
only so much time in the day. But on
667
00:40:34,090 --> 00:40:37,990
behalf of everybody in the entertainment
industry, please don't ever stop making
668
00:40:37,990 --> 00:40:41,950
movies. Thank you. Whatever you do. I
want to play with you, man.
669
00:40:42,290 --> 00:40:44,610
We got to do it. Yeah. All right. Good.
670
00:40:44,870 --> 00:40:46,910
Thanks. All right. Good hang. That was
fun.
671
00:40:48,210 --> 00:40:53,110
Jeff Bridges' latest film, Bad Times at
the El Royale, is in theaters now.
672
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:58,480
We leave you tonight as we do each week
with a story from earlier in the show as
673
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,220
animated by acclaimed illustrator
Stephen Brodner.
674
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,820
Thanks for joining us. We'll see you
next time.
675
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,800
With all the things you've done and all
the things you've accomplished and all
676
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,720
the things you've succeeded at, what's
the fantasy now? When I say fantasy, I
677
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:16,320
mean literally fantasy. You can have it
any way you want to.
678
00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:18,780
What's something you'd like to go do now
that you haven't done?
679
00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:22,760
I would like to live in a castle.
680
00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:28,090
In the woods, surrounded by... A moat.
681
00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:34,290
Endangered species and injured animals.
I want to push open the door, just me in
682
00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:36,430
a dressing gown, and all these animals
come down.
683
00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:40,850
I'm singing Zip -a -dee -doo -dah, and
all these animals are coming round and
684
00:41:40,850 --> 00:41:41,850
I'm feeding them.
685
00:41:42,210 --> 00:41:43,250
That's beautiful.
686
00:41:43,610 --> 00:41:44,610
Yeah.
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