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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,500 This is an ABC Color Test. 2 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:10,330 Hello, 3 00:00:10,740 --> 00:00:14,899 I'm Alec Baldwin. First up tonight, a conversation with award -winning 4 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:20,020 and actor Ricky Gervais. After launching the original version of The Office, 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:25,239 Gervais became a comedy sensation on both sides of the Atlantic and continues 6 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:30,739 write, produce, and perform across multiple platforms, including season two 7 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,580 his ABC game show Child Support. 8 00:00:32,980 --> 00:00:37,459 Also tonight, Oscar -winning actor Jeff Bridges is here. For nearly five 9 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:42,619 decades, Bridges has played a wide range of seminal characters in films like The 10 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:47,619 Big Lebowski, Hell or High Water, and Crazy Heart. His latest is the new 11 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:52,059 thriller Bad Times at the El Royale. We're glad you've joined us. Ricky 12 00:00:52,060 --> 00:00:54,340 and Jeff Bridges coming up right now. 13 00:01:17,761 --> 00:01:20,279 What temperature is this? 14 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,239 Is it? 15 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,200 What do you mean, is it? It's freezing. 16 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:25,340 You can't tell that's freezing. 17 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:28,470 Yeah, I like it. I will tell them, set it to snow. Make it snow. 18 00:01:28,471 --> 00:01:29,659 Right, okay. 19 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:33,519 We're going to do some cross -country skiing here during the break. If I start 20 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:37,880 shivering. Are you freezing? Would you like a blanket? Would you like a wrap? 21 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,590 Okay. Do you know what room temperature means? 22 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,120 For me, room temperature is 48 degrees. 23 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,240 Well, you're an eskimo. 24 00:01:47,699 --> 00:01:48,749 Without a doubt. 25 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,470 Without a doubt, I'd last longer in the sea than you. 26 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:54,040 Okay, forget the temperature. 27 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:55,639 What do you want to know? 28 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,499 I was terrified to interview you in that one sense, which is obviously 29 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:01,859 manifesting itself, where they're really brilliant comics. It's like log rolling 30 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:02,599 with them. 31 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,959 And you're going to dump me in the water at any given moment you want to. You're 32 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,038 just kind of playing with me. This isn't comedy. 33 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:09,719 This isn't comedy. This isn't a bit. 34 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:11,249 I'm freezing. 35 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:14,600 Do we have a blanket for Ricky? 36 00:02:16,289 --> 00:02:20,849 Right, let's go for it. Right, go on. Speaking of you being such a diva, do 37 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:24,880 find that in the work you've done, the considerable amount of work you've done, 38 00:02:24,890 --> 00:02:27,600 you prefer to do your own thing and you're on your own? 39 00:02:27,601 --> 00:02:32,249 Writing, producing, directing, self -generating? Or in your career, what's 40 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:35,709 been like in terms of... Because I would imagine after the considerable success 41 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:38,189 you've had, a lot of people have reached out to you and said, come do this with 42 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:42,949 us, develop this with us. You prefer not to do that? Well, I get no joy out of 43 00:02:42,950 --> 00:02:44,430 just seeing my fat face. 44 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:46,210 on telly or in a film. 45 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:51,709 I like the creative process. That's the buzz for me, coming up with an idea and 46 00:02:51,710 --> 00:02:54,970 doing it my way, for better or worse, you know. 47 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:59,769 Even if more people hate it than love it. I mean, I've had a... You do what 48 00:02:59,770 --> 00:03:00,769 wanted to do. Yeah. 49 00:03:00,770 --> 00:03:01,809 Place yourself. 50 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:02,860 Yeah, exactly. 51 00:03:03,290 --> 00:03:08,549 The limited number of episodes of The Office that you did over in the UK was 52 00:03:08,550 --> 00:03:13,489 many? Everything I've done, I think nearly everything I've done, was two 53 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:14,540 of six. 54 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:19,329 and a special i did that with the office i did it with extras i did it with 55 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:25,709 derek i did it with an idiot abroad um and uh i think that sort of works for me 56 00:03:25,710 --> 00:03:29,129 because you put everything into it so they're like they're like mini series 57 00:03:29,130 --> 00:03:32,949 they're not they're not traditional sitcoms in the sense they can go out in 58 00:03:32,950 --> 00:03:37,429 order because there's a trajectory um they develop the characters develop and 59 00:03:37,430 --> 00:03:44,069 there's an arc and you can't do that for long you can't keep doing those twists 60 00:03:44,070 --> 00:03:48,470 and turns for long because you either repeat yourself or you run out of ideas. 61 00:03:48,810 --> 00:03:55,189 Now when you are, now obviously American entertainment, that industry has 62 00:03:55,190 --> 00:04:02,129 mined British content forever in various forms and brought it over here and 63 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:05,609 packaged it their own way. How did that process begin for you with The Office? 64 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:07,690 Meaning the show was a hit in the UK? 65 00:04:08,090 --> 00:04:09,140 Yeah. 66 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:13,200 Who contacted you and said, we'd like to... But again, it was a hit in the UK. 67 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:20,559 It went out on a Monday night at 9 .30 on BBC Two, which 68 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,980 is essentially a fringe channel. 69 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:27,120 And it didn't cost much. 70 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:32,599 You know, it wasn't huge. It got like, I think, one and a half million, which 71 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,280 was good, which was good and great. 72 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:38,719 And then it was repeated and it sort of doubled. So word of mouth, which is the 73 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,260 greatest. There's still nothing like it, you know. 74 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,560 And then the second season started with, I think... 75 00:04:46,561 --> 00:04:50,229 sort of three and a half million, and then the special went up to like five or 76 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:52,550 six, which was a triumph on a smaller channel. 77 00:04:53,690 --> 00:04:58,629 It was big for its genre, its plot, but it wasn't, you know, it wasn't like... 78 00:04:58,630 --> 00:05:01,070 EastEnders. No, exactly, yeah. 79 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:07,489 People had to turn at least one dial to find it, which was... That dates us, by 80 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:09,849 the way, when we go like this. I know, I know, yeah. That was a conscious 81 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:11,230 decision, though, because... 82 00:05:12,010 --> 00:05:15,990 because I've always sort of demanded final edit, there is a compromise. 83 00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:20,209 And to get final edit, I have to go to smaller channels. I couldn't get final 84 00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:23,550 edit on a network or BBC One. 85 00:05:23,850 --> 00:05:26,510 So I went to BBC Two and HBO. 86 00:05:26,850 --> 00:05:31,430 But then Netflix comes along and I get final edit and no interference. 87 00:05:32,010 --> 00:05:36,829 And the sky's the limit. So it's the best of all worlds. So who comes and 88 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:39,269 her doorbell about bringing it over to the United States? 89 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:40,320 So... 90 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:46,069 I didn't expect it to travel. I just wanted to be in the gang and have a 91 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:47,210 in comedy. 92 00:05:48,230 --> 00:05:54,049 And I get a call on my mobile. I'm in Wardour Street, and I get a call from 93 00:05:54,050 --> 00:05:59,869 Silverman. And he says, Hi, I'm Ben Silverman. I work for... I want to take 94 00:05:59,870 --> 00:06:01,590 show and make it for America. 95 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:03,870 I went... He said, where are you? 96 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:08,269 I said, oh, I'm in Wardour Street. He said, I'm round the corner, I'll come 97 00:06:08,270 --> 00:06:12,789 find you. So we had a coffee and he said all these things and I thought, oh, why 98 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:18,029 not? We started the ball rolling and it was when I went out to the Golden Globes 99 00:06:18,030 --> 00:06:19,530 when The Office won. 100 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:27,149 I think I won Best Actor in a comedy and it won Best Sitcom, which was a total 101 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:31,230 surprise. I nearly didn't go because I thought it's a long way to go to lose. 102 00:06:31,231 --> 00:06:35,159 For the L .A. people, it's a car ride. For everybody else, it's a plane ride. 103 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:35,959 Yeah, exactly. 104 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,419 And I thought, of course I'm not going to. 105 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:39,420 And so that was surreal. 106 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:44,800 And that week, we had a meeting with Ben and talked about the remake. 107 00:06:44,801 --> 00:06:49,119 And at first, they said, well, you could be in it. And I said, well, what's the 108 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,119 point of that? 109 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:53,660 That doesn't make any sense. I did mine, and I'm done with it. 110 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,120 And I treated it like a cover version. 111 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:58,430 You know, like, do you know what I mean? 112 00:06:58,570 --> 00:06:59,620 Yeah, yeah. 113 00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:04,070 Steve Carell and the cover band. This was before we even cast. 114 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:08,909 And they said, OK. And then we cast and we found Steve Carell and the rest of 115 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:10,150 the amazing cast. 116 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:14,770 And it sort of went through the same thing. They did a testing, right? 117 00:07:14,970 --> 00:07:16,510 And it came out really low. 118 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:22,169 And I remember Greg Daniels sent me an email saying, arm of it down, we scored 119 00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:23,810 low on this testing. 120 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,740 And I went, congratulations. 121 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:32,120 We scored the lowest ever joint bottom with women's bowls. 122 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,580 And we didn't change a thing. I said, don't panic. 123 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:37,859 That's good. That's what we want. 124 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:41,079 Exactly. That's a good sign. We're right where we want to be. Yeah. And they did 125 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,130 six episodes. 126 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:43,830 And it did okay. 127 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:48,219 And I knew it was precarious, but I was still giving him encouragement, saying, 128 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:52,419 no, don't worry about it. You know, it's better to make a good show and it fail 129 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:54,400 than make a bad show and it succeed. 130 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:59,279 And they didn't understand that. When you do the show and they're going to 131 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:03,760 launch the show, how involved are you creatively in the casting? 132 00:08:03,761 --> 00:08:08,479 Or did you consign the whole thing to other people? Well, they used the 133 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,940 for the first few, which I think... 134 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:16,239 in retrospect uh it got better and better the more they moved away from our 135 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:21,179 scripts because as i said it should always it should be made for americans 136 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:26,879 americans you know the i think one of the successes of the the my version of 137 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:30,819 office was that i worked in an office for 10 years so i knew the details i 138 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:35,259 what it was to be british working in an office at the beginning of the the 139 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:38,939 century and you've got to do the same but different and they did make it 140 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:43,279 different And it should be, because America is different to the UK. And if 141 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:48,619 you're dealing with realism and the minutiae of, you know, human behaviour 142 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:54,520 whatever, politics, social politics or whatever, then it is slightly different. 143 00:08:55,300 --> 00:09:01,080 And I think they did six. And then it was close to getting canned, you know, 144 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:04,620 because it was network. But then they discovered... 145 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:09,739 and this is so in, and I still don't understand it, that its demographic was 146 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:13,600 best, because it had the highest proportion of people earning over a 147 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:20,200 With money. Yeah. And they did it again, and then it hooked, and did like, 148 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,900 I think it was 200 and something episodes. 149 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,780 That was good for you? 150 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,400 Well, I mean, yeah. 151 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:31,819 You know, syndication, again, I didn't even know what that was until it 152 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:32,870 happened. You do now. 153 00:09:33,130 --> 00:09:34,180 I do now, yeah. 154 00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:39,130 No, comedy in a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. 155 00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:40,520 That's what she said. 156 00:09:45,090 --> 00:09:46,140 That's good. 157 00:09:46,141 --> 00:09:47,849 Pleasure to meet you. Where are you working? 158 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:48,589 Dunder Mifflin. 159 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:50,290 Any jobs going? No, not right now. 160 00:09:50,510 --> 00:09:52,620 Just let me know. All right, see you around. 161 00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:54,900 Bye -bye. 162 00:09:55,890 --> 00:09:56,940 What a nice guy. 163 00:09:58,410 --> 00:10:00,210 I think I've failed out, to be honest. 164 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:02,350 Yeah, it's difficult, isn't it? 165 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:06,609 To keep the integrity where you're going for that first... Little fat man who 166 00:10:06,610 --> 00:10:07,660 sold his soul. 167 00:10:08,030 --> 00:10:11,410 The little... Little fat man who sold his dream. 168 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:17,739 At the moment, with Bowie, obviously in extras, there's like this huge... People 169 00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:18,860 play this ad nauseum. 170 00:10:18,861 --> 00:10:19,819 That was amazing. 171 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:20,499 Very amazing. 172 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:26,439 Now, in your work, was that something that delighted you, was a side benefit 173 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:27,819 people you've gotten to meet? 174 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:32,820 Did you ever dream you'd be doing a TV show and Bowie would? No, exactly. 175 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:37,460 And particularly with Bowie, he was always a hero of mine growing up. 176 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:42,259 He was my favourite artist of all time. I discovered him when I was 15, 16. I 177 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:43,310 saw him... 178 00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:47,609 singing heroes and I thought it sort of put your life in colour. You know, a 179 00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:52,589 working class kid from Reading in Berkshire and you see this guy come on 180 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:56,469 thought, right, that's what I want to do. You know, I was academic up to that 181 00:10:56,470 --> 00:11:00,989 point and then I wanted to be a pop star because of... So we saw a taste of you 182 00:11:00,990 --> 00:11:04,429 as a pop star. Yeah, I know, yeah. We saw you. We kind of called it a kind of 183 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:06,510 a... We were both thin once, weren't we? 184 00:11:14,180 --> 00:11:18,099 We said that to us you were a combination here of like aha and flock 185 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,939 seagulls. It was a little bit of both. Yeah. 186 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,950 Well, it was that was what would you say it was? That was 1983. 187 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:29,479 I was trying to do a bit of Bowie and sort of electronic pop. In fact, the 188 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,530 second time I met. 189 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:35,149 bowie that had been on tv on one of those before they were famous things and 190 00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:40,109 he'd seen the clip of that and he came over to me and he said it seems my own 191 00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:44,849 apology i've been ripping you off for the last 30 years i went all right don't 192 00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:51,759 start right um yeah that was amazing it was amazing knowing him because You 193 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,980 know, as I say, he was a childhood hero. 194 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:57,330 And then I met him and became friends and worked with him. 195 00:11:57,331 --> 00:12:00,039 Do they have that picture of me, by the way, so you can see? 196 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:02,839 Where's that picture of me from when I was on the soap opera? 197 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:06,459 There it is. See that there with the jeans jacket? See that? Where'd he go? 198 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,080 Wow. What happened to him? A waste. 199 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:11,380 Incredible. I meant a waste, not a wife. Yeah, yeah. 200 00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:14,060 I had a really nice wave. Yeah, yeah. 201 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:15,520 And that went to waste. 202 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,300 Look at us. Look at us. Yeah, I know. 203 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,340 Well, what are you going to do? 204 00:12:21,219 --> 00:12:22,269 Nothing. Nothing. 205 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,220 Nothing we can do. There's nothing we can do. 206 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,750 After that picture was taken, I discovered beer and pizza. 207 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:34,059 I eat a pint of ice cream watching MSNBC, and I get to the bottom and I go, 208 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:36,679 did that happen? I don't regret a thing. I didn't eat that whole thing. I don't 209 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:40,599 regret a thing. No, this is the thing. People say, oh, you know, listen, we're 210 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,940 both going to die, okay? 211 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:46,819 And people say to me, oh, if you gave up, you know, wine and beer now and all 212 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:47,870 those... 213 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,490 Fatty foods, you'd live 10 years longer. 214 00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:52,310 But they're the last 10 years. 215 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:53,910 They're the worst 10 years. 216 00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:54,969 In Japan? 217 00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:58,669 Yeah. Oh, tell me about it. If I get to 80 and they said, oh, you've got another 218 00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:02,269 10 years, I'd say, oh, great, can I have 20 to 30 again? They'd go, no, you've 219 00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:03,450 got to have 80 to 90. 220 00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:09,549 I've seen people in their 90s just sit in an armchair like this and go, oh, 221 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:10,930 broken every bone in my body. 222 00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:14,550 No. Just eat and drink too much and die. 223 00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:20,009 Now, speaking of that, how has your, have you mellowed? Because when people 224 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:24,309 think of you, they think of you, it's funny, but it's acerbic. I mean, you can 225 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:27,130 be really tough on people and you can be really wicked. 226 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:33,669 Well, that's because the truth can seem acerbic when it's been suppressed for so 227 00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:38,510 long. I don't buy this sacred cow nonsense. 228 00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:43,230 You know, I mean, you're probably talking about the Golden Globes when... 229 00:13:43,879 --> 00:13:48,820 I went out and told some jokes about some famous people in the room. 230 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,440 This wasn't a room full of wounded soldiers. 231 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,090 No. They were the most privileged, happy people. 232 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,920 Yeah, of course. And it wasn't that bad. 233 00:13:58,140 --> 00:14:02,119 What did I say that was so wrong? I think people just thought, oh, we're not 234 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,279 used to a roast. Are you referring to the first time you did it or the second 235 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,330 time you did it? 236 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:09,339 I think the second time I did it. The first time you did it and then you were 237 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:11,510 asked to do it again. Why did you do it again? 238 00:14:12,099 --> 00:14:14,149 Because I thought I could do a better job. 239 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:15,720 You enjoyed the venue? 240 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:19,299 Yeah, I thought I could, I thought I was, it was okay, but I thought I could 241 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:22,679 a better job. And the second time, I sort of came out all guns blazing, and I 242 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,790 thought, let's go for this, and, you know. 243 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:29,919 But I still stand by it. I didn't go, I wasn't trying to ruin people's night or 244 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,980 undermine the moral fabric of America. 245 00:14:31,981 --> 00:14:35,699 I was telling jokes, and I think people didn't quite understand that, because I 246 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,930 thought, well, who's this little fat Brit? 247 00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:43,309 teasing us. But I found in this business, and this is not any 248 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:46,089 observation, but I found in this business that there's some people, some 249 00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:51,189 startling example of people who make their living kind of prodding and poking 250 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:55,469 and disturbing other people and mocking other people. And you turn it on them 251 00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:56,249 and they're miserable. 252 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:59,269 Of course, yeah. People can hand it out but not take it. But I think it depends 253 00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:04,970 on the target. I think it's okay for me to tease. 254 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:09,739 people who are richer and more handsome than me. Do you know what I mean? And I 255 00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:13,179 didn't go after anyone, anything they couldn't help. I went after their public 256 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:16,759 behaviour. I teased them about it. You didn't help them about anything. No, 257 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:17,810 exactly. 258 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:22,699 And no one wants to be the butt of the joke, but often people get offended when 259 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:26,419 they mistake the subject of a joke with the actual target. And often they're not 260 00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:27,299 the same. 261 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:31,939 So I think that's... Sometimes if I deal with taboo subjects, they say, oh, you 262 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:34,279 shouldn't joke about that. I go, well, let's look at the joke. 263 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:38,080 It depends on what the target is, particularly if you're using irony. 264 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:46,300 You know, you can tell jokes about things without it being the wrong 265 00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:49,680 So it depends on the joke. 266 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:55,549 What was media, TV, movies, music, anything cultural, what was it like in 267 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:58,969 childhood? How did you grow up? Your mom, your dad, what was the household 268 00:15:58,970 --> 00:16:00,020 in terms of culture? 269 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:04,810 The TV was a portal to the rest of the world. What did your dad do? 270 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,410 My dad was a laborer. 271 00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:12,549 He worked on the building sites all his life. He was a Canadian soldier who 272 00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:19,229 volunteered for the war, left Canada, came over, met my mom in the war. What 273 00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:20,159 she do? 274 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,780 She was a... Mum. Yeah, a mum, a housewife, yeah. How many siblings do 275 00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:28,660 I've got two older brothers and an older sister. I'm the youngest by 11 years. 276 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:33,439 Yeah. I remember when I was about 13, I asked my mum why my brothers and sisters 277 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,630 were so much older than me, and she just said, you were a mistake. 278 00:16:36,651 --> 00:16:40,309 I wanted to say they were all mistakes. 279 00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:42,780 That seems right, doesn't it? Yeah, I just laugh. 280 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:44,500 So, yeah. 281 00:16:44,501 --> 00:16:46,089 That's when you develop the shell. 282 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,140 Exactly, yeah, yeah. 283 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:50,740 I'm mistaken, am I? Show after you've heard. Right, I'll show you. 284 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:55,030 And, yeah, TV was everything. 285 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:59,630 I used to watch it all the time. I used to watch nature programmes. 286 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:03,990 I'd learn from TV. I wanted to learn. 287 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:08,848 I sucked up knowledge. I'd be out in the garden. I'd see something on TV, and 288 00:17:08,849 --> 00:17:13,049 I'd go out in the garden. I'd root around, and I was in awe of science. Did 289 00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:17,129 mimic? Yeah. When you watched it, did you repeat it and kind of go into that 290 00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:19,720 world? And I tried to make people laugh all the time. 291 00:17:19,721 --> 00:17:21,709 I thought I was experimenting. 292 00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:23,390 I was just pushing the boundaries. 293 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:28,030 And I was a good kid, but I answered back. 294 00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:32,839 I thought I was... I thought I was smart, so I'd annoy teachers. I didn't 295 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,499 understand why I couldn't answer back. 296 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:38,840 I just wanted to learn and have fun. I thought life was an adventure. 297 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:44,059 There was no, I just wanted to do anything I wanted every day. Was there a 298 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,380 before being a performer? 299 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,399 No, I knew, but I kept up with that. I just wanted to have fun every day and 300 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:55,520 learn as much as I could. I think I knew from an early age that life was finite, 301 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,500 and this is all we've got, so you've got to enjoy every day. 302 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,780 I know, crazy. 303 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:04,940 So I knew life was all about fun and learning was a hobby. 304 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,290 Was your mother fun? 305 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:08,780 Yeah, she was honest. She was very honest. 306 00:18:08,781 --> 00:18:11,099 Is that what you get that from? I think so. 307 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:11,879 Your searing insight? 308 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,590 But I knew it was funny. I knew it was funny being honest. 309 00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:22,059 I remember once I was a kid and we were all around there one Sunday 310 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:26,220 and my dad was just sort of reading the paper and my mum was saying... 311 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:31,269 He hasn't put any money away for his funeral, right? So when he dies, we'll 312 00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:35,929 to pay for that. And he's just quiet. And my dad just went, bury me in the 313 00:18:35,930 --> 00:18:37,170 garden. Like that. 314 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:43,330 What's your tipple? 315 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,740 Um, vodka and coke. 316 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,070 Me, lager. 317 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,000 Uh, Finchie, lager. 318 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:04,700 Gareth, lager, sometimes cider. So, different drinks for different needs. 319 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:07,220 Yeah. Good. 320 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,670 Well done. Well done again. Congratulations. 321 00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:10,870 Thanks. 322 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:17,460 New secretary. 323 00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:18,870 Good. 324 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,750 Efficient. 325 00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:28,149 You know, for me, the joy, and I assume it's true for you as well, Bowie, or 326 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:33,889 Bowie, as you say, one example, has the joy also been for you, who you get to 327 00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:36,709 work with, who you get to meet? I'm always sort of thinking, oh, God, I got 328 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:38,890 work with this person, people I worship. 329 00:19:38,891 --> 00:19:43,289 I look back at the first time I went to the Golden Globe Awards, and again, I'm 330 00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:47,329 walking around, and there's Jack Nicholson, and, I mean, icons, you know, 331 00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:49,130 Eastwood, who apparently... 332 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:55,699 When we went up on stage, me and the cast, to get the award, Clint Eastwood 333 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,260 said, Who the f*** are they? 334 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,380 And I want that to be true. 335 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:05,739 Because no one knew who I was. But I've never really... I've never put any value 336 00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,280 in fame, per se. 337 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,080 Do you know what I mean? I've never been... You're onto it. 338 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,200 Yeah. It's always fascinated me. 339 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,520 I've fascinated... 340 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:20,519 And not just people who become famous as an upshot of what they do, like a great 341 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,179 musician or a great actor, but people who just want to be famous for anything. 342 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:29,379 That new breed of fame, that reality breed of fame, the people who live their 343 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:32,780 life like an open wound, do anything and are rewarded for it. 344 00:20:32,781 --> 00:20:36,919 That's always fascinated me. And David Brent wanted to be famous for anything, 345 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,540 and that was the joy. That's why he did this documentary. 346 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:45,250 And once you know he's showing off and thinking he'll be discovered... 347 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,480 Everything makes sense. 348 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,540 His desperation makes sense. 349 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:51,140 Him wanting to be PC, him wanting to be loved. 350 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:55,699 It all makes sense, you know. And getting back to talking about the 351 00:20:55,700 --> 00:21:02,279 between the American office and the English office, as a good analogy for 352 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:05,739 difference between America and England is it had to be different because 353 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:11,739 Americans are more positive and they're often harder working. And Americans are 354 00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:14,889 brought up to believe they can be the next president of the United States. 355 00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:15,940 And it's true. 356 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:19,160 Whereas Brits are told it won't happen to you. Oh, unbelievable. 357 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:23,810 You know... We've taken it a little too far as far as I'm concerned. 358 00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:25,350 Let's not even go there. 359 00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:27,170 And you don't. 360 00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:32,849 When you do your routine, do you touch on that? I don't bring politics into my 361 00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:36,469 stand -up or comedy in general, particularly not party politics. Not 362 00:21:36,470 --> 00:21:39,120 worried about offending half the people in the room. 363 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:43,190 It's because I think if you're getting a round of applause... 364 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:48,959 for saying something that they agree with, that's rallying. It loses 365 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:53,460 comedically for them to agree with your politics. That's called masturbation. 366 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,840 Yeah, and I think comedy is an intellectual pursuit. 367 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:03,859 The joke should work for whatever your belief, because it's 368 00:22:03,860 --> 00:22:08,320 the semantics and syntax of the piece. 369 00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:13,750 Let me ask you this, which is that, and I don't mean to lay this on so thick, 370 00:22:13,751 --> 00:22:16,949 but, you know, obviously, I mean, I was so looking forward to you coming here 371 00:22:16,950 --> 00:22:23,269 because you live in that rarefied spectrum of people in the business. 372 00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:24,730 in the business loves you. 373 00:22:25,830 --> 00:22:29,140 Everybody in the business thinks you're... I'm finished, by the way. 374 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:31,660 I'll cue you. 375 00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:38,129 You live in that rarefied place where everyone in the business thinks that 376 00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:40,470 you're... unbelievably funny and brilliant. 377 00:22:40,471 --> 00:22:44,129 And with all the things you've done and all the things you've accomplished and 378 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:47,369 all the things you've succeeded at, what's something you'd like to go do now 379 00:22:47,370 --> 00:22:48,510 that you haven't done? 380 00:22:48,690 --> 00:22:53,349 I just want to carry on doing what I want. I love, it's a privilege that I 381 00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:58,449 up in the morning, if I have an idea, I can go along to a club that night and 382 00:22:58,450 --> 00:23:03,009 try it out. I love that. Or I have an idea and I can write it and I do five 383 00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:05,370 things at once and I do it at my own pace. 384 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:11,899 And it's fun. And I, you know, I say I work a few hours a day. Honestly, I work 385 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:15,220 a few minutes a day unless I'm literally filming something. 386 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:20,060 If I have one idea, I take the rest of the day off because there's pressure. 387 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,570 You've got to keep experiencing life to have an idea. 388 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:25,780 Otherwise, you're in a vault. 389 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:27,519 What are you going to write about? 390 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:33,000 So I try and live a fun, easy life. 391 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,250 And, yeah. 392 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,719 Not take it too seriously. Not take it too seriously, because we're all going 393 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,200 die, you know? 394 00:23:41,201 --> 00:23:44,839 Hopefully, sooner than later. Oh, hopefully, yeah. We're not ourselves in 395 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:50,479 wheelchair. Well, again, yeah, I often sign off my Facebook Lives with, thanks 396 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,650 for following, I hope you die in your sleep. 397 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,820 And that's a nice thing to say. 398 00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:18,670 My acting juice. But I want to ask you this, which is your new movie is called. 399 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:22,969 Oh, yeah. Bad Times at the El Royale. Bad Times at the El Royale. And then 400 00:24:22,970 --> 00:24:28,209 you do movies now, I mean, as we're researching this conversation with you 401 00:24:28,210 --> 00:24:34,949 we're going over this unbelievable map of where you've been and what you've 402 00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:41,089 done. It seems in the research we did, it seems in looking into you and things 403 00:24:41,090 --> 00:24:42,140 you've said. 404 00:24:42,141 --> 00:24:45,709 you don't like to work all that much. You're not like burning to go to work 405 00:24:45,710 --> 00:24:46,709 the time. 406 00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:50,260 There's got to be, the stars have to align a certain way. Why this movie? 407 00:24:50,410 --> 00:24:52,190 How did they get you to say yes? 408 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:58,329 Well, my MO is that I really try not to engage and do, you know, accept a role 409 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:02,069 because I know what it takes. You know, you're away from your family, you know, 410 00:25:02,070 --> 00:25:05,690 and you're away from all the other interests that you might have. 411 00:25:05,910 --> 00:25:09,730 Your art. A lot of my music. I've got a lot of different things I like to do. 412 00:25:09,930 --> 00:25:14,209 But in the big thing, is when you engage in this, there might be something 413 00:25:14,210 --> 00:25:17,569 coming down the road that you can't do because you're doing this. I have that 414 00:25:17,570 --> 00:25:20,550 question. And so I really try hard to resist to engage. 415 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:27,769 I did a painting once of a dream I had that kind of sums it up for me, where my 416 00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:33,509 dream is I'm in a robot and I'm going down this big river with cliffs on 417 00:25:33,510 --> 00:25:38,359 side. And there are these huge, oh, this looks very much like the whirlpool that 418 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:41,490 we're in right now. About this size, you know, this round stage. 419 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,899 And there are whirlpools all over the place. And my task is to navigate down 420 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:46,950 this river. 421 00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:50,740 And at the vortex of each whirlpool is a gorgeous jewel. 422 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:57,239 And I will be rowing like this. And I'll go, oh, look at that. That is 423 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,740 incredible. Oh, that was a close one. 424 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:02,700 And go like this. And then, oh, oh. 425 00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:04,630 Yeah, looky here. 426 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:10,259 Ah! And that's the painting right there. And the title of the painting is Jeff 427 00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:11,310 Makes a Decision. 428 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:16,119 And that's how I choose my thing. You know, I try hard not to, but if it's too 429 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:22,279 cool, it gets me. And this script, Bad Times at the El Royale, was a good 430 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,029 example of that. You liked the writing. 431 00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:28,370 I love the writing and, you know, I love going to movies and a bunch of love. 432 00:26:28,371 --> 00:26:31,549 And, you know, being in the movies, one of the downsides is that we get 433 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:35,229 sophisticated, man. We see through all, you know, we see so much of the effort 434 00:26:35,230 --> 00:26:36,280 and what it takes. 435 00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:42,889 And when the filmmaker is ahead of you and taking you in places that you don't 436 00:26:42,890 --> 00:26:46,570 expect, you've done some wild movies like that. You don't know where it's 437 00:26:46,630 --> 00:26:50,670 That engages you, you know, as the audience. And this was one of those. 438 00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:53,570 What are you doing here, Father? 439 00:26:56,970 --> 00:26:58,030 Do I know you, son? 440 00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:04,330 No, but I mean, this is not a place for a priest, father. 441 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:06,270 You shouldn't be here. 442 00:27:07,070 --> 00:27:09,360 We might need to work on your sales pitch, son. 443 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:12,490 The El Royale, no place for a priest. 444 00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:14,870 There are other hotels, father. 445 00:27:15,890 --> 00:27:18,300 Maybe closer to Tahoe, I could help you find one. 446 00:27:18,450 --> 00:27:20,430 I'm sure you would be happier there. 447 00:27:20,810 --> 00:27:21,860 Miles, is it? 448 00:27:22,730 --> 00:27:27,389 If this is not a place for a priest, Miles, then this is exactly where the 449 00:27:27,390 --> 00:27:28,289 wants me. 450 00:27:28,290 --> 00:27:32,989 Steve Clovis. Do you know Steve Clovis? I know of him, yeah. Oh, God. So first 451 00:27:32,990 --> 00:27:37,450 -time director, first -time writer, writer -director. Baker Boys. 452 00:27:38,230 --> 00:27:41,470 Man, I dug him. He was a great director. 453 00:27:41,471 --> 00:27:45,609 And like you say, you know, writer -director, you think, oh, is he just 454 00:27:45,610 --> 00:27:47,780 the director gig because he's the writer? 455 00:27:47,781 --> 00:27:52,039 So I was a little concerned about that, but not much because I met him. I liked 456 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:56,819 him very much. And we would do these maybe for a couple of months before the 457 00:27:56,820 --> 00:28:02,540 show. We would come over to my house and we would improv, do improvs, you know. 458 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,280 And Steve said, OK, here's the improv. 459 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,040 Jeff, you are 16 years old. 460 00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:11,750 You have. 461 00:28:11,751 --> 00:28:16,339 And late at night, about 3 o 'clock in the morning, you've broken out of your 462 00:28:16,340 --> 00:28:21,680 house and you've gone to this bar where your hero, Bill Evans, is playing piano. 463 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:29,980 And Bo, you're the big brother, but you're not in this yet. And I will play. 464 00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:31,280 I'm talking to Steve. 465 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,680 He says, and I will be Bill Evans. 466 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:38,100 I will have just gone into the men's room to shoot up. And I'm coming back. 467 00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:41,160 I join you at the bar and I bum a cigarette off you. 468 00:28:41,161 --> 00:28:45,799 And Bo, when I put my hands through my hair like this, you're going to come in 469 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,360 and get your little brother out. 470 00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:52,320 So we did this improv, and it lasted 10 minutes or so. 471 00:28:53,100 --> 00:29:00,099 And I saw how he totally engaged with his part. You know what I mean? He 472 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,440 totally committed to being Bill Evans. 473 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:06,520 And I said, oh, this guy knows what it is. 474 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,400 And that got my confidence in him right up there. 475 00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:14,750 How often had you worked with your brother before Baker Boys? 476 00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:17,390 Well, 477 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:19,500 not professionally. 478 00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:21,870 Not in the movies? 479 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:28,120 Not in the movies, but Bo, you know, my dad, as I was saying, he was away. 480 00:29:28,730 --> 00:29:30,230 a lot of the time making movies. 481 00:29:30,390 --> 00:29:34,349 And so Bo was eight years older than I am. He kind of helped raise me, taught 482 00:29:34,350 --> 00:29:36,730 the sports. He was a very athletic guy. 483 00:29:38,330 --> 00:29:43,450 Played under Wooden at UCLA, scouted by the Dodgers. He was a big athlete. 484 00:29:43,790 --> 00:29:49,090 And one of the challenges of young actors is, well, who do we perform to? 485 00:29:49,390 --> 00:29:51,170 We need an audience to do our stuff. 486 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:55,410 So Bo came up with this idea of renting a flatbed truck. 487 00:29:56,419 --> 00:30:02,839 and we'd get some scenes together, and we would pull into a supermarket, and 488 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,819 father taught us how to fake fight, you know, stage fight. We would put on a 489 00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:10,980 fight, and people would say, oh, no, stop it, stop it, and then we'd say, no, 490 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:17,059 it's a show, and we'd jump up on the flatbed truck, and we'd do our scenes 491 00:30:17,060 --> 00:30:21,480 the cops would come, and then we would try to include... 492 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:39,129 You're doing such a bang -up job a few months ago. You had them paying us not 493 00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:41,170 play. That's genius. 494 00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:46,100 What are you doing? 495 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,640 Are you employing Mr. Lebowski? 496 00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:01,560 Wait, let me explain something to you. 497 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,180 I am not Mr. Lebowski. 498 00:31:04,181 --> 00:31:05,319 You're Mr. 499 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,020 Lebowski. I'm the dude. 500 00:31:07,340 --> 00:31:09,300 So that's what you call me, you know? 501 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:16,879 That or his dudeness or duder or, you know, El Duderino, if you're not into 502 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,930 whole brevity thing. 503 00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:19,560 And obviously the Coen brothers. 504 00:31:19,561 --> 00:31:21,079 The brothers. 505 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,260 The brothers, yeah. 506 00:31:23,630 --> 00:31:28,189 What can you say? Let's say the brothers. Well, having my own brother 507 00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:31,389 my brother, but thinking about directing a movie with you. Can you direct a 508 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,870 movie with your brothers? No. Oh, man, no. 509 00:31:33,871 --> 00:31:37,829 I remember asking myself. I can barely get through a poker game with my 510 00:31:37,830 --> 00:31:40,470 Not that you don't love. 511 00:31:40,830 --> 00:31:42,090 Oh, they're great people. 512 00:31:42,390 --> 00:31:46,390 But not to direct them. I say, how did you guys do that? 513 00:31:46,610 --> 00:31:48,330 And I can't remember. I think it was. 514 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:53,499 I can't remember which guy. How do they do it? Well, I said, why aren't you 515 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,819 arguing? He says, oh, we do that when we're writing. 516 00:31:55,820 --> 00:31:57,500 You know, they iron it all out. 517 00:31:58,780 --> 00:32:03,019 Is there an equivalency of when the directors are kind of pen and teller? 518 00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:05,739 doing more of the talking, the other's kind of nodding at the end. Yeah, pretty 519 00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:06,790 much that way. 520 00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:08,519 Who's doing most of the talking? 521 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:13,579 Joel. Yeah, Joel. And Ethan will be walking around usually carrying a stick 522 00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:16,470 something like that. And he'll occasionally make a point. 523 00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:17,780 But they never... 524 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:22,639 You know, I remember the biggest upset, not even upset, what you would call a 525 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:28,599 disagreement in Lebowski when I'm about to hit, you know, had the dream and I'm 526 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,460 going to hit my head on the bowling pin. 527 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:37,059 And Joel would say, now when you hit the pins, you know, you're kind of wincing 528 00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:39,950 because it's kind of hurting. And Ethan said, oh, really? 529 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,270 No, I think it would be more of a kind of annihilation kind of thing. Joel 530 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:45,350 really? 531 00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:48,500 All right, well, let's just do it both ways. Okay. 532 00:32:48,810 --> 00:32:50,230 That's the disagreement. 533 00:32:50,610 --> 00:32:55,129 And I remember when they came to me with that part, they had, I think, won the 534 00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:59,729 Academy Award the year before, and they offered me the part, and it really 535 00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:02,990 looked kind of lowball salary. I said, come on, guys, come on. 536 00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:10,289 And they said, no, you know what, we want a really low -budget thing because 537 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:14,990 want the studio to be beholden to us. We don't want it the other way around. 538 00:33:15,470 --> 00:33:17,010 And that made so much sense. 539 00:33:17,011 --> 00:33:21,089 You know, they'd just come off, I think, the Hula Hoop movie. You know, it was a 540 00:33:21,090 --> 00:33:25,449 big movie. Hudsucker. Hudsucker. Scott Rudin. A movie I loved, by the way. But 541 00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:28,109 it was a bomb for them. And it was tough for them. Expensive. You know, 542 00:33:28,110 --> 00:33:29,569 expensive and a lot of pressure. 543 00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:31,610 And so they kind of flipped that around. 544 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:36,989 And what that did is it makes everything on the set very relaxed because you've 545 00:33:36,990 --> 00:33:41,769 got loads of time. You feel a sense of rush and we've got to make this date and 546 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:42,820 all that. 547 00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:47,380 So that was great. And then working with him on True Grit. 548 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:52,479 You know, it was the same kind of thing. You know, they called me up and wanted 549 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:56,359 me to do it. I said, well, that's the John Wayne movie? Yeah, but that's 550 00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:00,259 interesting to me. How would you, who I'm not going to say is reluctant, but 551 00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:01,079 you're cautious. 552 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:05,119 Yeah. And you're deliberate in whatever way about the movies you do. What was it 553 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,020 like for them to come and do a remake of a guy that already won an Oscar? Well, 554 00:34:09,021 --> 00:34:11,738 that's what I said. I said, why are you guys doing that? Why? What was their 555 00:34:11,739 --> 00:34:14,859 answer? And they said, well, have you read the Charles Portis book? 556 00:34:14,860 --> 00:34:15,910 And I said, no. 557 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,319 And I said, let me read it. So I read the book. I said, oh, of course, because 558 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,400 it reads like a Coen Brothers script. 559 00:34:23,739 --> 00:34:28,980 It's beautifully written and funny and all kinds of things like that. 560 00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:34,060 So I jumped on board. And like you, I didn't look at the Duke at all. 561 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,000 Just kind of went into it and had a great time. 562 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:41,360 So Lebowski, of course, you become the... 563 00:34:43,179 --> 00:34:46,600 we can say any word, legend, icon, whatever. 564 00:34:46,601 --> 00:34:50,218 Was that something, did you see that coming when you did that movie? No, I 565 00:34:50,219 --> 00:34:54,840 I was, you know, upset when the movie came out originally. It didn't do much, 566 00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:57,990 you know. I thought it was funny. We had a good time, you know. 567 00:34:58,020 --> 00:35:02,079 Didn't do anything. And then it went over to Europe and became a hit and then 568 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,400 splashed back over here. 569 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,100 And then it kind of took off, you know. 570 00:35:06,830 --> 00:35:11,629 fest you know these lebowski festivals you know i played i played that a couple 571 00:35:11,630 --> 00:35:15,949 times with my band it's like i had my beetle moment you know yeah the dude the 572 00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:17,230 dude is here they go nuts 573 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,210 Gosh, it was so fun. 574 00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:22,600 People who love the dude, what do they love about the dude? 575 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,300 What do you love about the dude? 576 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,859 Oh, man, well, you know, the writing, all those wonderful lines, you know, and 577 00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:34,160 the scenes, just one right after the other. Boom, boom. 578 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,980 You know, I'm a clicker guy when I watch TV and I spin, you know. 579 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,779 and I don't watch my movies too much, but when Lebowski comes on, I'll say, 580 00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:46,839 just watch till Turturro licks the ball, and then I'll, you know. And I get 581 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,890 hooked, man. 582 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,920 That's like the godfather, you know. 583 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,579 And I just have to watch it, because they just, they've geared it up so it's 584 00:35:55,580 --> 00:35:56,630 to watch, you know. 585 00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:59,140 Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. 586 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,320 Condolences. The bomb's lost. 587 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,840 My advice to you is to do what your parents did. 588 00:36:06,140 --> 00:36:07,520 Get a job, sir. 589 00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:10,270 The bums will always lose. 590 00:36:10,630 --> 00:36:12,010 Do you hear me, Lebowski? 591 00:36:16,390 --> 00:36:18,370 It's a real nice boy you got there. 592 00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:19,760 Thank you. 593 00:36:20,530 --> 00:36:23,000 Not around men much. I worry about that sometimes. 594 00:36:24,590 --> 00:36:25,770 What about his daddy? 595 00:36:28,550 --> 00:36:31,620 I made a lot of mistakes. I'm just trying not to make them twice. 596 00:36:32,310 --> 00:36:33,490 Good boy, good mom. 597 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:37,200 Good biscuit. 598 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:51,040 Now, you've made countless movies where you are the leading man in the movie. 599 00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:54,259 You're a very handsome guy. You've been a leading man in the movies most of your 600 00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:57,639 life. What about some of your leading ladies? Who are some of your favorite 601 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,200 actresses you got to work with? 602 00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:03,700 Maggie Gyllenhaal comes to mind with Crazy Heart. 603 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,640 She was wonderful to work with. 604 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:10,320 What we do is so great. 605 00:37:10,321 --> 00:37:15,989 If you're supposed to be a king in the story and they're not treating you like 606 00:37:15,990 --> 00:37:17,110 king, you ain't a king. 607 00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:23,369 But if the people around you are also in the same story and you're the person in 608 00:37:23,370 --> 00:37:26,750 that, that helps so much. I think Karen Allen in Starman. 609 00:37:27,110 --> 00:37:31,890 I wouldn't have been an alien if she didn't do her part to create me being 610 00:37:33,009 --> 00:37:37,569 Jessica Lange, man, you know, and King Kong. I think that was, you know, people 611 00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:41,989 thought, oh, she's just, you know, a blonde airhead. It was just the opposite 612 00:37:41,990 --> 00:37:44,750 that. So that was really a great job. 613 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:51,869 Rachel Ward. We had that big love scene in Against All Odds. And it was their 614 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:53,390 honeymoon, I think. 615 00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:58,550 Her and Brian. Brian Brown. And thank God it was an actor who kind of knew 616 00:37:58,551 --> 00:38:00,149 you know, what that is all about. 617 00:38:00,150 --> 00:38:01,509 Yeah, what that's all about. 618 00:38:01,510 --> 00:38:06,870 And Michelle, oh, God, what a joy she was in Baker Boys, you know. 619 00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:10,450 Her voice was so wonderful. You know, she sang so beautifully. 620 00:38:12,049 --> 00:38:15,650 And the soundtrack, they missed her best song, More Than You Know. 621 00:38:15,870 --> 00:38:17,310 She was just so great at that. 622 00:38:17,311 --> 00:38:20,729 I'm told, and you can explicate about this, that you didn't really want to do 623 00:38:20,730 --> 00:38:24,089 Crazy Heart until you found out T -Bone, who's a buddy of yours, was connected 624 00:38:24,090 --> 00:38:25,409 to doing the music. Is that true? 625 00:38:25,410 --> 00:38:26,409 That is so true. 626 00:38:26,410 --> 00:38:27,910 You know, I love playing music. 627 00:38:28,310 --> 00:38:31,890 The script had been offered to me for a couple of years, I think. 628 00:38:32,090 --> 00:38:35,889 And I said, yeah, there's a good script, but there's no music. What are the 629 00:38:35,890 --> 00:38:39,500 music? The music's no good. You know, the movie's not going to be any good. 630 00:38:39,910 --> 00:38:41,030 So I was kind of... 631 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,120 You know, close call. That almost got me in the whirlpool, you know. 632 00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:47,700 And then I run into T -Bone. 633 00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:51,150 And he says, what do you think about this Crazy Heart movie? 634 00:38:51,151 --> 00:38:53,359 I said, why do you ask? Are you interested? 635 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,279 He says, well, I'll do it if you'll do it. I said, you're kidding me. There's 636 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,390 music. He goes, well, that's the easy part. 637 00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,570 I said, really? 638 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,860 So there goes my excuse not to do the music. I mean, not to do the movie. 639 00:39:04,540 --> 00:39:10,419 And it was, I've never been so anxious, you know, in a movie. Because I wanted 640 00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,990 to. pull it off so much, you know? 641 00:39:13,230 --> 00:39:16,969 My friends all say the same thing about you. They say, there are actors that 642 00:39:16,970 --> 00:39:19,510 everybody in the business admires and loves. 643 00:39:19,930 --> 00:39:23,929 And when you give them an excuse to vote for them for an Oscar, they're going to 644 00:39:23,930 --> 00:39:24,769 vote for them. 645 00:39:24,770 --> 00:39:27,450 They're so in their corner. They so want them to win. 646 00:39:27,830 --> 00:39:31,380 And when you won, you could almost tell people, like, he's going to win. 647 00:39:31,550 --> 00:39:33,330 Because everybody wants him to win. 648 00:39:33,331 --> 00:39:37,109 And when you won, everybody was like, oh, God, that's so cool. That's so cool. 649 00:39:37,110 --> 00:39:37,709 It was wonderful. 650 00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:41,859 T -Bone said that you're... Not really the dude. A lot of people think you 651 00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:45,639 be the dude. You're this California kid your whole life. That you're more star 652 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,690 man than the dude. 653 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,940 Is that true? I like that. Yeah, I mean, I feel like an alien to myself. 654 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,320 I surprise myself. 655 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:58,519 And now you play this, it's kind of a Kubrick film almost, the caper of this 656 00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,640 Times at the El Royale. 657 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,640 You're a very, you're not a nice guy. 658 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,160 Yeah, well, kind of all mixed up. Yeah, yeah. 659 00:40:06,650 --> 00:40:09,970 You know, like all of us, we got our underbelly, you know. 660 00:40:09,971 --> 00:40:14,209 You know, we have the, you know, they got this carpet, and then you look and 661 00:40:14,210 --> 00:40:17,349 say, oh, the underside looks like that, you know. I mean, you know, it's 662 00:40:17,350 --> 00:40:20,590 different. We show people what we want them to see. 663 00:40:20,830 --> 00:40:22,090 Well, let me just say this. 664 00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:25,250 You're definitely someone to me. 665 00:40:25,950 --> 00:40:30,489 Who's in that category where, I mean, I know you have other things to do and 666 00:40:30,490 --> 00:40:34,089 you've got other passions and there's only so much time in the day. But on 667 00:40:34,090 --> 00:40:37,989 behalf of everybody in the entertainment industry, please don't ever stop making 668 00:40:37,990 --> 00:40:41,950 movies. Thank you. Whatever you do. I want to play with you, man. 669 00:40:42,290 --> 00:40:44,610 We got to do it. Yeah. All right. Good. 670 00:40:44,870 --> 00:40:46,910 Thanks. All right. Good hang. That was fun. 671 00:40:48,210 --> 00:40:53,110 Jeff Bridges' latest film, Bad Times at the El Royale, is in theaters now. 672 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:58,479 We leave you tonight as we do each week with a story from earlier in the show as 673 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,220 animated by acclaimed illustrator Stephen Brodner. 674 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,850 Thanks for joining us. We'll see you next time. 675 00:41:03,851 --> 00:41:09,799 With all the things you've done and all the things you've accomplished and all 676 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,719 the things you've succeeded at, what's the fantasy now? When I say fantasy, I 677 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:16,539 mean literally fantasy. You can have it any way you want to. 678 00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:19,619 What's something you'd like to go do now that you haven't done? 679 00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:22,760 I would like to live in a castle. 680 00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:28,090 In the woods, surrounded by... A moat. 681 00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:34,289 Endangered species and injured animals. I want to push open the door, just me in 682 00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:36,760 a dressing gown, and all these animals come down. 683 00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:40,849 I'm singing Zip -a -dee -doo -dah, and all these animals are coming round and 684 00:41:40,850 --> 00:41:41,900 I'm feeding them. 685 00:41:42,210 --> 00:41:43,260 That's beautiful. 686 00:41:43,261 --> 00:41:44,659 Yeah. 687 00:41:44,660 --> 00:41:49,210 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 63831

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