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Are you able to sleep in your bed again?

There's another spider in my room.

I mean, can you help me kill it at least?

I'm not gonna... I'm trying to sleep.

Please. You kill it.

I don't want to kill it. I tried. I crawled under the bed.

Oh my god. You can't. You did this like two days ago.

You gotta call an exterminator or something.

I gotta call him tomorrow.

Please.

Okay, fine. One hour on my clock.

Thank you.

It's just you're my roommate. It's, like, weird.

It's fine.

Like, it's okay.

Okay, one hour. I'm just super tired. I have to go to work really tomorrow.

Okay. Well, I'm going to get undressed because you're naked, too.

I don't understand why we can't... Well, I'll make it when I'm on bed.

Well, I don't... But now I'm going to sit with you. It's okay.

Oh, please.

So how's your day been?

It's fine.

Yeah? Did you do anything fun?

No, I was at work.

Nothing fun happened at work?

I mean, not really.

Oh, that's not fun.

So how was that date that you went on the other day?

Oh, I mean, it was okay.

Just okay?

Yeah, it was, like, fine, I guess.

How come?

I don't know. I mean, it was, like, fine. I mean, like, I just don't think

have a lot in common.

Did you guys have sex?

That's none of your business.

You're my roommate. Why do you care if I had sex with somebody or not?

I don't know. It's just fun to know.

Oh no, we didn't have sex.

Okay. I mean, I wouldn't be jealous if you guys did.

Why would you be jealous?

I don't know. I just, I don't want you to be concerned.

I wouldn't be.

Okay, this is really weird.

I don't think so.

Okay, I know we didn't have sex. I don't know.

The vibe wasn't...

I'm sorry.

I'm fine.

Can we go to sleep? I'm tired.

Okay, fine.

Okay.

I'm feeling... Turn the other way.

Turn the other way?

Okay.

I'm just masturbating.

Yeah, I can tell.

Yeah. What the fuck?

What?

I just want to be asleep.

I just wanted to come.

Oh, my God. Why can't you just go in the bathroom or something?

I just got really horny.

It's fine.

Okay, well, can you stop, please?

I'm, like, going to go back to sleep.

I'm horny. Can you at least let me finish?

Can you help me finish at least?

What?

Like, I mean, it's fine. We're just friends. There's nothing wrong with it.

I'm not. You don't even know if I like you like that.

You can see.

We have a boner.

So what? This is... It's so big.

Please just help me finish.

I just... I don't think it's a good idea.

Why not?

But you're my roommate.

It's fine. Please.

You're such a romantic.

You're so weird. I'm gonna be weird about it. I promise I won't be weird

it.

about this.