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What this do?

What this do?

And I'm the first one to come last. With
future days and times gone

past. So don't let pain inject me,
please. I wanna float through the

galaxy. Life is still a bitter end.

And I don't...

Big surprise.

There are no majorities in this landing
party. You mean niggers.

Ah, yes, niggers.

There are no niggers in this landing
party.

So it's safe to assume this is a suicide
mission.

Yes. We, as if the spies race, are
considered throwaway people. Now as you

our ship is crippled. And we have beamed
down to this planet to either find help

or find a solution.

I see some sort of strange vortex.

The vortex is a time portal.

It's our only chance.

The planet has no exploitable resources
and no intelligent life.

Each of you must go through the portal.

I will stay behind.

Each of you have a communicator. But you
can only talk to me because we have a

quantum connection. You can't talk to
each other.

Don't forget your finger lasers.

And don't take the old ones because if
you leave them behind, they'll reverse

engineer them.

Each of you have a device.

that will transport you instantly back
here.

It's invisible, and all you have to do
is wave your hands like this.

I'm not sure which era I'm in, but I
just killed somebody.

As long as you did it in self -defense,
there's nothing to worry about.

Oh, wait a minute. You're about to be
teleported.

Why are you wearing such unusual
clothing, Captain Hitler?

Did you just call me Captain?

Yes, you are the Captain of the...

Christine reporting.

I've arrived in some sort of battle.

All right. You have permission to defend
yourself, but try not to kill anybody.

All right. And if you don't have any
other choice, just use the device to

yourself back to this time.

Thank you.

restoration machine just transported
something so large it discombobulated

settings. Who knows where or when this
thing is going to show up.

You're never going to believe this.

I'm in never nigger land.

You're in a city that's 100 % white.

That means there's very little crime.

It's not likely that you'll need to use
your laser.

How can you tell that there is no crime?

Crime rates increase by the number of
majorities in a given population.

back to statistics you saw in magazines,
they're skewed. You see, law

enforcement studies included Spitz in
the Caucasian category.

And you know they lived in jungles just
like the niggers. You can take the

monkey out of the jungle, but you can't
take the jungle out of the monkey.

Yeah, and just like monkeys.

You can't tell what sex they are unless
you pick them up and look at their

groins!

I seem to be in a post -apocalyptic era.

I guess I should find shelter in one of
these abandoned buildings.

Permit me to introduce myself.

I am Cocky the Cockroach. I am going to
chew through this rope and I will

release you. I have some bad news. Your
communication device is gone,

as is your laser weapon.

I come not to send peace.

It's because we're obvious.

Seem to be on 20th century earth
somewhere.

Hello?

Hello?

Fuck, I thought I charged this battery
before I got here.

Well, I don't know if you can hear me,
but I'm gonna report my findings anyway.

Seem to have one of the natives coming
up to me now.

Yo, give me some money, honky!

I don't have any currency.

Oh, yeah?

What be that over there?

Ooh, cow!

Ooh, let me pat you down, bitch.

You got a nice ass for a white boy.

I'll fuck you then.

I'm gonna kick you in the ass if I run
away.

Oh!

Oh. Help.

Officer. What seems to be the problem,
sir?

I was assaulted.

Can you describe the attacker, sir?

Yeah, it was this nigger that was coming
through the park. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hands up against the tree, buddy. For
what? Because they hate crime to accuse

niggers of committing crimes in this
land.

Would you like some company?

You don't like to kiss?

Oh, I'm not familiar with the ways of
your country.

Your land, sorry.

Am I supposed to take off my clothes,
too?

Your greeting ritual confuses me.

Well, you know, you're going to have to
take some of your clothes off, or I'm

not going to really be able to put my
mask on. I don't know if I'm comfortable

with someone other than the doctor
looking at my pee -pee.

So, you're a virgin?

In my land, I suffer from prejudice.

My people, the ones who look like me,
well, nobody can look like me, but the

people who are like me, we're outcasts.

We're undesirable.

Undesirable? Well, I don't know. When I
say in that costume, I just seem to be

afraid. This is not a costume. This
happens to be a uniform.

I know that my low rank is humiliating
and something to laugh at, but it still

hurts my feelings when people laugh at
me.

Oh.

Okay, I'll make it up to you. Did you
ever love making fish omelette?

Oh, an era of free love. I heard about
this. This is the 1960s, right?

I think you're going to be an
interesting project for me.

I'll teach you many things.

Oh, you will teach me things. Oh, that's
good, because I came here to talk to

people who will teach me things. My name
is Einstein.

Oh, no, that's not my first name. I can
understand that would be funny if that

weren't my first name. That's
ridiculous.

We'll call the kid Einstein, especially
with the girl. No, that's my last name.

My first name is Frank. I am Frank
Einstein.

The crew of this ship seems to think
that I'm the captain.

Why does the name Captain Hitler sound
so familiar?

Hitler was a villain in comic...

history books, at least until that kind
of propaganda wasn't needed anymore.

So the crew thinks I'm some kind of evil
captain?

No.

People change.

And besides, all those stories about
Hitler were fictional.

They were propaganda to make people shut
up every time people were criticizing

Israel. After the Muslim wars, Israel
was destroyed.

So then we came up with all new stories
for students.

At that time, we found out that Anne
Frank never even existed, that her diary

was pure fiction.

I'll transmit a condensed audio history,
and you can listen to it while you're

sleeping.

You're never going to believe this.

People in this era think that Santa
Claus is white.

He is white.

The only reason you grew up learning
that Santa was a nigger is because of

revisionist.

a hard time dealing with this new
information.

Are you sure that Santa isn't a nigger?

Of course I'm sure.

Think about it. When was the last time
you heard of a nigger sneaking into a

house and not stealing everything?

You know, you're right.

Movies never really do realistically
show niggers.

In ancient Greece, plays were used to
influence public thinking. But

iconoclasts, like Euripides, challenged
stupidity.

When movies were invented, it soon
became obvious that they, too, could be

to shape public opinion.

Is that why all the old movies are
outlawed? You know, the ones that showed

non -whites were violent and stupid?

You know, Niggers and Spits!

Yes. Have you ever seen Ava Tar Baby?

I know it by the other title, Niggers in
Outer Space.

While European science fiction was
intelligent.

American science fiction had a social
agenda. I never heard of that word

What is American?

You don't know what the USA is?

Sure I do. The United States of Africa.

I forgot. You haven't been told the
truth.

The country was originally called the
United States of America.

Anyway, pro -nigger movies became the
law of the land.

Characters who were traditionally played
by Caucasians like the prom queen, the

hero, anybody with a kindergartner's
grasp of grammar, were now played by

niggers. I've been playing movies with
niggers, but they always talk with

talk and not English.

Ah, yes.

Since it was impossible to make niggers
speak like humans, movies decided

to make nigger talk sound cool instead
of ridiculing it. Why do they leave out

verbs?

That's because they were never meant to
leave the jungle. Their communication

had to be short and ultra basic.

Their brains have a much smaller region
for language. And that is why they

destroy every language they ever learn.
That part of the brain also controls

music. And that's why they dumb that
down too.

Oh yes, they use the nigger scale.

It was originally called the pentatonic
scale.

But niggers couldn't pronounce that
word.

Hey, so I'm not crazy.

There once was a time when niggers and
spics were considered stupid.

Movies and music took advantage of
conformity. Plenty of experiments showed

powerful conformity could be.

Yeah, I heard about that experiment.

It was something that had to do with a
person having to answer a question. That

person could see how other people
answered the question.

Only one person was the real test
subject. All the others were actors.

Actors were told to guess wrong on
purpose.

The real contestant wrote down his
answer, and he was happy with it. But

thought the other answers were
different, so he changed it to theirs.

That's right.

A person will usually go with the crowd
even though they know it's wrong.

So when movies depict white people
kissing niggers, only intelligent people

can see through the ruse.

That explains what I saw in the movie
Prometheus.

An Aryan blonde woman, who's ultra -suck
-up, was hit on by a nigger.

The nigger was the pilot of the
spaceship.

Like you said, only in an American
science fiction movie would they depict

pilot of a spaceship as a nigger, like a
nigger that drives a garbage truck.

A spaceship isn't a garbage truck. It's
more complex than that.

So the nigger hit on the blonde chick.

I expected her to hit him or kick him in
the balls or tell him off.

But she invites them to her room in ten
minutes.

So fuck!

I couldn't believe it.

I looked around the theater to see if
anybody else was going to throw up.

But they kept on watching like it was
normal.

That made me second guess myself. Just
like in that experiment.

Conformity even worked on me.

I heard of cockroaches being the only
creature to survive a nuclear holocaust.

As you may have guessed, you are in the
future, not in the past.

But I must correct you, there was no
nuclear holocaust.

This is simply the result of niggers and
spics destroying the world. It began in

the late 1900s when liberals kept making
excuses why niggers and spics did so

badly in school.

Niggers and spics should not have been
encouraged to go to school, or at least

to normal school.

Instead, they should have gone to
schools where they would have been

garbage men or laborers.

This way they would still be productive.

They just can't handle higher functions
like math or reading.

But liberals kept throwing money at the
problem because politicians just cared

about getting re -elected. They had no
interest in actually solving the

problems. And that's why they came up
with stupid ideas like social promotion.

What's that?

That is when a nigger can't pass any
tests.

But instead of being left behind, he is
just promoted to the next grade because

it is considered traumatic to see
classmates advance without him.

Do you know what's traumatic?

Having niggers and spics in your class.

That's traumatic.

I don't know why you're talking like
this.

We are all equal.

In the late 1900s, psychologists were
actually forbidden to study differences

between races.

If you think that they're equal, why the
fuck did they have affirmative action?

How does a cockroach know so much about
human history?

What the fuck? You killed all the
inhabitants.

Well, I needed a place to sleep, and the
castle was a good defensive position.

Does your laser have any power left?

Yeah, maybe a couple of shots.

What are you doing?

Just walking around.

You can't bring dogs in here.

Thank you. Thank you for restoring my
vision.

Well, it's a good thing that in our
discussion you told me that you're blind

because you're too poor to afford laser
surgery.

I was.

And I gave you laser gun surgery, but
don't tell anyone about the technology.

Not a word.

All right.

Have a good day. You too. Have a good
day as in a good person day. Be a good

person.

have a German accent?

Of course.

You made the decision to discard the
accent.

How did I do that?

According to Chomsky, Caucasians are all
born with the ability to learn any

language. The babies in the first years
of life, they make these noises

that you think are nonsensical.

A lot of money to get rid of an accent.
There is no shortcut to this. You must

spend years going go, go, caca, pipi,
pupo.

And then you learn.

You can get rid of an accent that way,
the long way, not the short way. You

appear to always the long way, not the
short way, unless you're Irish.

So why didn't you do that?

I decided to blend in, so I stole this t
-shirt and pants.

Wrote something on the shirt to show I'm
a conformist.

Should help me blend in.

Hey Honky, this is Frank reporting.

Frank Einstein, in case you have me
confused with another Frank, but I think

the only Frank.

So I can be Frank with you.

Why are you calling me Honky?

Well, niggers call each other nigger, so
I thought I would do the same, honky.

You don't hear spics calling each other
spics or gooks calling each other gooks,

so stop it. The welfare system here
seems counterintuitive.

It is rumored that there are no niggers
on the planet Utopia. In the early days,

when the Utopians were just a rebel
force on Earth, they attempted to change

corrupt system.

They insisted that if people wanted to
be on welfare, they had to be

Wasn't that protested? China instituted
population control for decades, but

nobody said anything about it. So the
utopians started gaining favor.

What happened?

Well, niggers still starved because they
used the welfare money to buy

televisions. Was that the end of the
sterilization decree?

No. There are aliens who want the Earth
for themselves.

The best way to bring an end is for
niggers to bankrupt the governments of

world.

Thank you.

I love you guys.

On the first day of Christmas, my true
love said to me,

There's only one day of Christmas!

It's December 25th! It is not Hanukkah!
It is not Kunzab! One day!

Uh, I can hear you. You must have
accidentally beeped your nose.

Oh! It's good to have you on the line.

Christmas elves are white.

I should have figured that out because
Santa Claus was white.

That's just so cool to discover.

As I said before, spics and niggers
never developed a civilization, so they

left out of human mythology.

Revisionists started incorporating them
into our mythology.

Niggers started getting jobs as elves in
department stores at Christmas time.

And when white people complained about
it, They were called racists. I hate the

R word.

Right. When you call someone a racist,
it's the same thing as calling him a

nigger. It dehumanizes them and makes
anything they say afterwards seem

And hate haters love making fun of
redneck.

I hate redneck too, but I'm honest about
my hate.

Hate haters.

don't understand that a truly mature
person tries to teach, not punish.

They have a knee -jerk reaction and
think that they're morally superior.

To be truly moral, you have to weigh
your decision and then understand why

made that decision.

A knee -jerk reaction is a shortcut to
thinking. It's not moral.

In fact, it makes a person capable of
committing atrocities.

Just like hiring niggers as elves.

They shouldn't be elves.

They should be goblins.

Toby the Christmas Goblin.

This the season to be jolly. Fa -wa -wa
-wa -wa, wa -wa -wa -wa.

This the season to be jolly. Fa -wa -wa
-wa -wa, wa -wa -wa -wa.

Fa -wa is a Muslim thing.

Sand nigger or nigger nigger?

It's all the same to me.

I'm just glad that in the Lord of the
Rings movie, they didn't hire a nigger.

to play a hobbit or an elf.

That surprised me too, because it was
filmed during the nigger is better era.

But other movies didn't escape that
agenda.

The movie Epic had a nigger fairy.

But fairies are their own race, just
like Smurfs.

In the original cartoon, Smurfs were
pure.

And then the multicultural agenda came
in, and then we got nigger Smurfs and

fake Smurfs and all kinds of Smurfs.

Well...

To get back on track on my mission, I've
been talking to a couple people around

here. They laughed when I told them
about a world where niggers dyed their

blonde. Or when I described rap music to
them.

Rap is a whole other subject of
propaganda.

If you criticize rap, you're called a
racist.

The marketing was genius.

Be glad you're in an environment that
has the correct response to rap.

I've always wondered why metal was
ridiculed by the mainstream.

The lyrics of metal are superior to rap
and pop.

Yet it's a mere mention of the word
metal. People just roll their eyes.

That's because the mainstream played
faggoty metal like Poison and Motley

Speaking of stupid lyrics, why would my
true love give to me a partridge in a

pear tree? First of all, a partridge
isn't a bird that hangs out in a tree.

It's a bird that eats stuff off the
ground.

And if you're going to give me a
partridge, give it to me in a birdcage,

a pear tree, fucker.

I'm not in chains.

Why? You're not a prisoner.

This is the castle of my enemies.

I saw their corpses.

Are there none who yet live?

No, they're all dead.

Where is your army?

I don't have an army. I took the castle
by myself.

Only a god could take this castle alone.

Then call me Yahweh.

become a creature

so undone and buried to be naked.

Women in my culture are capless so that
men become desensitized to visual

stimulation. This way they aren't
distracted from their duty.

Maybe this will change your attitude.

Is this starting to jaw your memory?

You're not getting anything out of me.

But I will get something into you.

Tell us about your weapon.

The thing that destroyed our prized
battleship.

Trust me, if I told you anything, it
would have dangerous consequences.

cannot speak.

It's physically impossible, and by that
I mean mouth and brain. It's physically

impossible. But I heard that monkeys can
actually learn sign language.

No, that was bogus.

Of course the news doesn't report real
scientists report this fantastic

science. It's not true.

Without getting into too much detail,
scientists are not always doing the

thing. For instance, if I just want
something to be true, I'll keep finding

evidence. I'm like, oh, it is true. It's
not true.

The way real science works is I say
something is true, and then I try to

evidence against it. Because if I can't
find evidence against it, or if nobody

else can find evidence against it, then
it might be valid.

But that's not what those monkey people
did. They're just monkey egalitarians. I

hate them.

No exception.

So, that's right.

A scientist has to look for a
contradiction, because it only takes one

contradiction to prove him false.

Or her.

What?

Or her. You have to speak my way to be
politically correct.

Women's lib people just take issue with
male pronouns, masculine pronouns.

A pronoun doesn't mean anything
insulting to you.

It's just a rule of the language.

If I'm referring to an unknown person,
like...

Anyone who eats hot dogs that are veiny
should have his mouth examined for

sperm.

See, it could be a woman who ate the
veiny hot dog. It doesn't really matter.

The point is the hot dog, not the him or
her.

Anyone who eats a veiny hot dog should
be examined. Why would you eat a veiny

hot dog? There's no reason to eat
processed foods with veins visible in

stinking stick.

These women's blubber, I mean, women's
lib people.

trying to get rid of masculine pronouns,
but nowadays, everyone is referring to

a mixed group of people as, hey, you
guys.

How would you like it if I called you a
guy?

You're not a guy. No.

Hey, you guys.

So I want to tell the women's blubbers,
the women's lib people, fight that,

because that's stupid. I take offense to
that. But you're not a guy, are you?

No, I'm not.

Why is this shit moving so slowly?

You have no memory? Let me help you with
your memory.

You see, when we pretended to commit
suicide to

fool the egalitarians.

Egalitarians, I said. Don't say
egalitarians. I said egalitarians. You

fool them and escape into space.

And the Japanese, they were our allies.

Not allies.

Uber allies. They were Uber allies.

They were our allies.

No,

it's not!

Nein! No better than ever!

No, so, we were in space, and they
collided with us!

But because we are bigger, Germany...

There was a time they were called Asians
because Americans didn't study Oriental

history. Because the focus was always on
Hitler. The Japanese atrocities towards

the Chinese made the hollow hoax look
like Disneyland.

So if you use the word Asians to lump
the Chinese and Japanese together, you

obviously have no idea about the Nanking
Massacre.

How is Hitler still alive after all
these centuries?

That is, until I accidentally killed
him.

Aliens provided chemicals to extend the
lives of all the chosen people.

Unfortunately, the Orientals died in a
spaceship accident.

You're going to have to explain the
alien component to this story. I don't

it. There are no Caucasians living today
that lived the same way they did 20

,000 years ago.

That can't be said for the niggers, the
lesser spits, and the Orientals.

No modern Caucasian lives in primitive
jungle tribes.

I'm not sure you have your facts
straight. There is only one race, the

race. No, no.

That's an egalitarian term.

It's human species.

Within the species are races.

But we could breed with each other.

So, Neanderthals and Homo sapiens were
different species, but they could breed.

Same thing with the lion and tiger. The
offspring is called a liger.

And if it's black, it's called a liger.

Right. As you learned, when Hitler rose
to power, minorities were hated.

You mean majority.

No, no, no. Back then, they were called
minorities.

Hitler got the idea of racial cleansing
from the Americans.

Before World War II, the Americans
practiced eugenics. They sterilized poor

people, black people, ugly people,
faggots, whatever.

But as usual, when another country does
it, it's a crime.

Can we just skip ahead to the part about
the aliens?

Right. Caucasians were an alien
experiment.

However, there were other aliens who
visited the Earth, and they tried to

confound the results.

Needless to say, this resulted in an
alien conflict.

I never even considered more than one
alien species visited Earth.

Actually, it's pronounced Earth.

Niggers have a hard time pronouncing
that because of their ape -like mouths.

Anyway, the aliens that created our race
were impressed by Hitler. They faked

the defeat of the Nazis.

And they gave Hitler a ship. The ship
you're on.

The ship was equipped with a cloaking
device.

Hitler explored space.

He seeded planets with Caucasians.

He acquired knowledge.

He did this for centuries.

And he did it all in peace.

That SS Enterprise has never returned to
Earth.

What happened to our creators?

They breed like niggers.

What is that supposed to mean?

In jungles, life is full of danger. So
niggers and spics had to have huge

amounts of children because most of them
were expected to die. When Caucasians

fed non -Caucasians, they were going
against evolution.

These parasites could grow to such huge
numbers that the tipping point could not

be reversed unless the Caucasians
finally realized that genocide was the

solution. You speak strange words.

It's strange that I'm talking to you.
You killed my leader.

Oh, that was just a misunderstanding.

I am confused why you do not want to
rule my people.

If you were to build me a monument or an
idol, I wouldn't be opposed to that.

What are those things?

Don't your people build art?

We build ships.

Well, if I'm here to make you people
superior, then I'll give you a design

ship that'll give you a distinct
advantage.

People in this time can't seem to take
criticism.

For instance, someone told me that it's
racist that so many niggers and spics

are in jail, but I said it's not racist,
it's racial.

It's a statistic.

that seems to be disproportionate. And
instead of people saying, like, wow,

they're dangerous, to just say it's
racist.

You will soon hear about racial
profiling. Yes, it's an unfortunate

but it's true.

Idealists don't like how ugly the truth
is, so they pretend it's wrong.

Psychology outlawed the study.

of the differences between races.

That's extremely scary.

That's why most aliens wanted the
Utopians to succeed.

They don't want niggers in outer space.

They saw what niggers did to America. I
just think it's suspicious when you

can't criticize anything.

Criticism leads to growth.

Except when people criticize my pee
-pee. That doesn't lead it to growth.

Hey, the people here.

Don't celebrate Nigger History Month.

That's because they haven't been
subjected to the revisionist propaganda.

The fictional history that we've been
taught is usually laughed at by

Niggers have been credited with things
that they've never done.

They did not invent peanut butter, for
example. And the people I talk to around

here say that nigger history should be
about how they bastardize language. And

also how they bankrupted cities through
their reliance on welfare.

and also how they caused the decline of
any area that they live.

Enjoy your time there. The people there
have it right.

If you're going to do Nigger History
Month, at least teach the truth.

Again, I can't hear you.

Hopefully you hear me.

I've been able to catch a glimpse at
some television shows.

Niggers are called African American
these days.

The term first confused me. I looked at
a map to guess which parts of Africa the

niggers are from.

That led me to discover that niggers
don't know how to spell niggeria.

They use only one G.

I notice two big issues these days.

Drugs and illegal aliens.

Politicians are afraid to crack down on
illegals because they will lose the

spick voters.

This is the earliest known example of
how white people betrayed their race

because of selfishness.

One of the bullshit reasons why illegals
aren't deported or executed is because

they would cost too much. But why not
seize their possessions?

They could be immigration buses with the
sticker, This vehicle was bought with

seized assets of illegal spics.

I hope that I get out of this place
before the collapse of this country.

How much longer can the economy sustain
spics calling an ambulance for a common

cold and then providing a fake social
security number?

Or going to school by stealing taxpayer
benefits.

Politicians say that SPICs are good for
the economy. How?

They don't pay taxes. Plus, they reach
sexual maturity at age 11.

They should not go to schools with
whites.

Whites need to have a childhood.

Are you sure you're not Paula?

I haven't heard of that clan.

We made the sales out of wood.

Is this monstrous thing to enter the
sea?

We thought it was merely art.

No, I was going to show you how to cross
oceans.

But we are too far from the theme.

There's no way for us to carry it there.

Egalitarians like to say that there's
only 1 % difference between our DNA and

the N -word.

Now, in genetics, that's a big
difference, because the only difference

humans and chimps is 1 .5%. Am I safe to
assume that gooks and... Spics have

the same cognitive deficits?

Primitive humans still have the same
problems with language. And by

mean those who still live in jungles.

Spics are a special class of that
because they were slightly above niggers

they used to be called Indians.

Spaniards raped them and produced the
hybrid known as spic.

And Spaniards are pretty fucking stupid.
So the hybrid is not very well

improved. So, rich, expressive, poetic
language is the sole domain

of Caucasians. That's fucking cool.

I'm just upset about, you know, like,
this shooting in the school in Sandy

I'm just going to need a moment, babe,
you know, to compose myself, and we can

start a love -making season.

If it makes you feel any better, those
kids in Sandy Hook deserve to get shot.

How can you say something like that?

It's true. The media is using the school
shootings to promote gun control, but

they really should be promoting asshole
control.

Those kids were assholes.

There was no cause and effect.

Oh, he had autism, so he goes and shoots
up a building. No.

What you didn't hear on the news,
because it's not the news, it's stupid.

It's not the news, it's stupid.

What really happened was that the little
asshole, I mean Asperger kid, was

tormented. He was bullied by all of his
class. His mom kept coming back to the

school repeatedly, please, please,
please do something.

They're really hurting my Asperger kid's
feelings.

He's being tormented.

But people with Asperger syndrome,
autistic children,

they are considered throwaway people. So
the school did nothing.

But then the Asperger kid did something.

But I'm also upset about Trayvon.

That's another stupid exaggeration of
the media, or the stupid.

They keep showing pictures of that guy
when he was a little kid.

When he looked like a harmless little
kid.

Even though, really, he's not harmless.

But when he attacked Zimmerman, he was
gigantic.

Zimmerman's only this big.

I know size doesn't matter, but really.

The news should have showed pictures of
him the way he is now or was before he

got killed.

But seriously, I'm being very serious
right now.

The news painted him as an angel. I'm
not talking about Zimmerman. I'm talking

about Crayola Trayvon.

He's not an angel. He wasn't an angel.
He has big rappers.

Maybe that's why he could call it rap
music. He has a rapper.

So again, the media detects the pic.

the thug as an angel instead of
revealing his extensive crime history.

It should be Crime History Month, not
Black History Month.

What do you never want to call a black
man that starts with the letter N and

ends with the letter R?

I give up. What?

Neighbor! Get it?

I love the people around here. They tell
racial jokes all the time and don't get

in trouble for it.

Humor is an acceptable way to release
negative energy. When government started

censoring humor, it interfered with the
way humans naturally function.

But historically, authorities have tried
to make humans live according to an

ideal, not how they actually are.

People here can't imagine a world where
Caucasians find niggers, snakes, and

other demi -humans attractive.

Niggers will never become better until
humans breed with them.

But why would the government want humans
to breed with niggers?

Don't they know how hideous their
offspring would be?

You see, the government knew that the
nigger population was growing

close to the tipping point. The world
could not sustain that huge of a welfare

state. The only way to raise the nigger
IQ was to breed with them. That's the

only way they could get jobs.

What about affirmative inaction?

That's my point. You see how bad the
policy is. The captain of our ship only

rank because he's a nigger. He doesn't
know what he's doing.

So if the government made it cool for
white people to like niggers and to

with them, where are their offspring?

You have to understand that the
government is made of politicians, not

scientists. They don't try to figure out
if their hypothesis is valid.

They thought they could artificially
raise the intelligence of niggers by

diluting their stupidity genes.

But the power of conformity backfired. A
white person became a whistleblower and

told the niggers what the government was
up to. I never heard about this.

He was the first to be killed.

Then the niggers rioted. They killed all
the half niggers and as many Caucasians

as they could before the military
intervened and regained order.

Since that day, niggers have only bred
with the blackest of black.

Russia was the last country to get rid
of serfs. But during the serf era, young

students began to idealize the serfs and
try to help them. But when the students

entered the serf communities, the serfs
called the authorities.

Why are you telling me this?

Because you have idealized niggers.

It is a defect of some Caucasians to
idealize cultures that they do not

understand. You do not learn about
people by reading propaganda.

You must actually interact with them in
real life. So you're telling me people

like Lincoln had the wrong idea?

No, you have the wrong idea about
Lincoln. He and the American government

to buy land in Africa to deport all
niggers. The reason why that did not

was because there were selfish
Caucasians who benefited from niggers

America. That is a major defect in
whites.

Their selfishness can make them betray
the future if there's a chance to

in the present.

It sounds like you're talking out of
your thorax.

Let me quote Lincoln.

He said, I can conceive of no greater
calamity than the assimilation of the

Negro into our social and political life
as equal.

I was out at four o 'clock in the
morning and I noticed that nigger

were out. They were out and about in a
convenience store.

Utopian wanted the parents to be
arrested for child abuse, but their

fell short.

Sleep is required for children to
develop normally.

Because niggers and spics are stupid no
matter what, they allow their children

to stay up late.

The other gods required our worship.

Some of them even mingled with our
womenfolk.

Can you just touch the tip of my nose?

I'll give you what you want if you just
do that.

I'm going to use inductive reasoning.

to deduce that you're in trouble and you
need to be rescued.

What the fuck is that?

Engage the teleporter whenever you're
ready.

I think that I've been incentivized for
a time.

Oh, yes.

There are demi -humans here.

Well, that was one thing that
fundamentalists were correct about.

Niggers lived at the same time as
dinosaurs.

If that were known by the general
population, that would show that niggers

evolve. Their brains stay like that. No
matter how much money you throw at them,

they'll never rise above a certain
level. Long ago, cats were introduced in

Australia. They're cute.

But they destroyed the ecology when they
escaped. They had to be destroyed.

There is no other solution.

You have to do the same thing.

I won't. You insubordinate bitch.

I'm going to set that robot to destroy
every piece of humanoid life in the

functioned, it sucked eggs out of
Christina's pussy.

And then it got in contact with some of
the nigger's sperm.

And as a freak accident, it got stuck in
the womb of a nigger who survived.

Oh my Gandhi, Christina's responsible
for the missing link.

Before Christina, niggers didn't have
any language.

I'm getting worried that I'm going to be
that rapist's baby mama.

Stop talking like a nigger.

You mean to say that you don't want to
be the rapist baby's mother.

Niggers have problems with words that
imply ownership because they were once

owned. Seriously, how could you think
that niggers and spics are equal if they

speak like retards?

Listen to a conversation that a nigger
or spic is having and then write down

what you hear.

Read it back.

If you don't think that the bad grammar
is a sign of idiocy, then you deserve

what you get.

There are still some among us who are
seeking vengeance for our fallen leader.

I'm not worried.

I know you do not need fire.

After all, you defeated me when you were
unarmed. I will teach you this fighting

style. This way you will be superior on
land and at sea.

you have to do to not only solve our
current situation but also the racial

situation. Whatever it is I'll be happy
to do it. It's time to bring things full

circle. You have to plot a course to
Earth. That would be interesting.

I would really like to see what Earth
was like when there were white people on

it. No.

You're not going to land the ship.
You're going to use the cloaking device

get close to the alien spaceship.

The alien spaceship belonging to the
ones that want to kill the Caucasians.

will engage the self -destruct
mechanism.

It's the only way to ensure the
destruction of that meddlesome species.

Let me think about that.

Yeah. Those will make you feel better.

are supposed to chew them, Tommy.

Chew? Chew them. Oh, chew.

Chew them. Chew.

Really?

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

You're right. They're much more
enjoyable that way. But do you think

took too many?

No, it's not drugs. It's candy.

Candy. Oh.

Because you said it would make me feel
better. I feel retarded.

We don't use that word anymore.

We say mentally challenged.

Changing the word does not change the
condition.

That's like calling him or her a genius.

You can call him a genius.

But it's not. Oh, him or her a genius,
but he or she is not a genius.

He or she is a retard.

When I am working on a crossword puzzle,
I become mentally challenged.

But if a retard were working on a
crossword puzzle, he or she would just

frustrated and most likely have a
tantrum.

Retards are not the cherub that
television makes them appear to be.

They are disgusting.

And aggravating.

Fuck you.

Do you French kiss your mother with that
mouth?

What?

Let's French kiss the makeup.

Is that how you say it?

French kiss the makeup?

Okay, I guess it's alright.

Just, you know, I do a lot of volunteer
work and it just bothers me when people

are being insensitive.

What kind of volunteer work do you do?

I see just people in...

The third world countries.

What do you do?

I help the people that starve in the
third world countries.

Third? Third world?

Why the hell would you do that?

Starvation is the solution, not a
problem.

Those people are meant to die off.

Yes.

You're not solving a problem, you're
prolonging a problem. Those people will

never be anything other than parasites.

Would you let him, you know, bite you
because, oh, you don't want to see it

suffer. Oh, I'm starving.

Okay, okay, okay. You know what? I'm
just going to come back whenever your

pressure kills it.

Blood sugar, and it doesn't feel better.

I'm sorry.

It's wrong of me to sway you to this
admirable cause.

Hey, asshole.

You're asking me to help other people.
Other people.

A self -destruct button is not a self
-help button.

It's a self -destruct button.

I'm not saying a thing. Right now I have
everything I've always wanted. I have

rank. I have constant sex.

I can converse with people that never
say the word yo.

I can acquire knowledge.

Why should I give all of that up for
other people?

Fuck you.

Fuck that.

That's not going to happen. The time to
act is now.

And speaking of life, I'm pretty much
immortal thanks to those alien

You know what?

I may find an alternate way to destroy
these aliens.

I have centuries to do so. What the fuck
do you think about that?

If you do this, you'll stop the spread
of niggers into outer space.

How's that? The captain of our spaceship
is a nigger. Yes, but he's not on a

planet. He's on a spaceship.

Just think about it.

Neanderthals didn't change their tools
in 40 ,000 years.

They were not innovative.

And their art, if you want to call it
that, hadn't changed either. It's the

with niggers.

The only reason they left their jungles
was because we took them out. They never

invented metalworking on their own. They
never developed a high civilization.

They never developed a written language.

If it weren't for Caucasians, niggers
would still be living in trees.

You can help restore the balance of
races.

Will you set things right?

Right or right wing?

Sorry, but I think you have the wrong
guy.

I'm gonna destroy this contraption, and
I'm gonna destroy this thingamajigaboo

that will bring me back to you.

Because I'm not gonna fucking go back.

I'm staying here.

My past life is a thing of the past.

It's just a bad fucking dream.

How do you feel about niggers now?

I don't blame him. He's a product of his
environment.

Listen, you stupid twat. You refuse to
see anything bad about non -whites. I'm

not surprised because you actually think
that a cockroach can talk.

I am not a cockroach. I am a robot.

Insects do not have higher cognitive
function, just like niggers and spits do

not have higher cognitive function.

Now here's the big surprise.

You were sent to the future on purpose.

You love niggers so much.

You are hereby banished to nigger land.

Enjoy suffering for the rest of your
life, getting raped all over the place

treated like the cunts that you are.

Goodbye.

Become visible.

Yes.

Wait a minute. I don't want to blow a
hole through this fake gift.

Let me...

Lower the intensity of this laser gun.

Oh, no.

I hit the wrong button.

Yo, that be a motherfucker spaceship.

Right here.

Way through.

We are in the future.

And there is an enemy ship nearby us.
And the captain seems to be Schwarz.

Schwarz is nigger.

You know Schwarz is nigger.

The captain's name is Arnold. Schwarz is
nigger.

Ray Shields.

Hmm. I know that ship.

Oh, fuck that.

Prepare to fire.

You see, all of the non -whites in the
universe have drained all of the

resources in the universe to turn their
lives on welfare off.

What you waiting for?

Blow that shit up. Nigga please with
cherry on top.

Do you still hate me for killing your
leader?

No. You don't have to be so brave. You
can cry.

I cannot.

If I do, I doom us all.

Come on, I thought I taught you about
superstition.

This is no superstition.

A witch cursed me. If I ever cry, my
tears will never cease until this whole

land is under the waves of my sorrow.

The prostitute that has been teaching
you is actually an idealist.

A very dangerous one.

You must assassinate her.

before she grows in power.

She will single -handedly have the world
ban Utopian and have anybody put to

death who subscribes to their beliefs.

You're probably the last remaining clan
member.

My crew made short work of your village.

I'm going to give you a chance to return
to the ways I taught you. You are not

the god for me.

I've been sent here to stop you.

We taught you good lessons.

Why do you choose to follow the path of
hatred?

Steve is a great god of my people.

But choice cannot be reversed.

Your new god and I are from the future.

He's on a mission to keep niggers from
leaving the jungle.

I'm on a mission to keep Earth's history
the way that it is. What are these

niggers you speak of?

And what is a jungle?

There are human -like creatures called
niggers, spics, and gooks, and other

bizarre distortions like Hindus.

They must integrate with us.

My enemy wants to keep your people from
allowing the demi -humans to populate

and mingle with us.

I know that you plan to kill him.

I am here to stop you.

Did you forget I am superior to you?

I've been trained to fight in your ways.

Oh, I don't plan on fighting you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I have urgent news.

The other gods are coming.

They're coming for you.

They carry the same fire that you have.

Can your brothers swim?

We all can.

I want you to think about all of the
death and destruction you've seen. The

faces of your friends and comrades that
have died before you.

And cry me a river.

How you doing, buddy?

How am I doing what?

A comedian over here.

I'm not doing a comedian.

Yeah, well, real funny, man. Do you have
a light?

Light? A light?

I don't know what that means.

I'm sure you're a gay homosexual,
though. What the fuck?

It's a compliment.

It means you're a heterosexual. It's a
double negative.

Don't you get it? Hey, hey, why does
being gay have to be negative?

Because it just is. I mean, it's very
negative.

You don't go up to somebody and say,
hey, you look very gay today.

That's a real faggoty shirt you have
there.

Like the smell of my penis?

You have three seconds to unhand me.
I'll use lethal force.

Yeah, go ahead and shoot, buddy.

Damn, the batteries. I forgot.

Yeah, well, guess what? I'm going to
shoot you with my real gun, and that's

going to be the end of you, faggot.

Why's it got to be negative?

Thank you. Thank you.

of the day

I'm caught up in this web, the web she

spun.

The size of the ocean was just me.

Secret world.

You're going to need to use your hand
laser after all. You're going to aim it

the Statue of Liberty.

Why would I want to shoot a statue?

There was a psychic known as
Nostradamus, and he predicted that the

world would come when Muslims overrun
Europe.

This would not be a military invasion.

This would happen via population.

Why would governments let this happen?

because no country wanted to be called
politically incorrect.

Nostradamus knew this, so he laid down
plans for automatons to do what

governments were too pussy to do.

The Statue of Liberty is an automaton?

That's just the main one. There were
several statues built in France.

They are the Statues of Liberty, and
they were designed to liberate the world

from shitty Muslims.

What do I have to do?

Nostradamus saw into the future, so he
knew more about chemistry than was

for his time.

You must aim your laser at the torch.

This will react with the copper. The
statue contains excitons, which can

transport energy without carrying an
electrical charge.

That is why you landed in
Neverniggerland. If you would use your

crime, you would never have enough
energy to activate the statue.

Let me guess.

The statue will then energize all the
other statues, and then they will all

eradicate the shitty Muslims.

That is correct.

The shitty Muslims knew about the
prophecy, but they translated it wrong.

They attacked the World Trade Center
instead of the Statue of Liberty.

To cause my shame The path I have chosen

Deep back in my soul I long for the
earth

now To follow me

Before I teleport you back to your ship,
I would like to make you an offer. I

just killed a woman.

I was fingering her, and I forgot that
my finger laser is on my finger.

I am Parker Weller, and I am the leader
of Utopia.

And I would like to make you a one -time
offer to become a citizen, because I'm

very impressed with you.

I've heard of Utopia, but I thought it
was just a myth.

Is it truly a world in which Caucasians
thrive?

Is it true that there's no rap, nigger
talk, or religion?

All the stories are true.

Now, would you like to return to your
ship as captain, or would you like to

retire as an average citizen on a
niggerless planet?

So my choice is that I can return to my
ship as a captain, or I can

live on a world that I dreamed of with
only Caucasians who have the same values

that I do.

It doesn't have anything that I don't
like.