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If yours beats no longer, neither shall mine.

Elena, I have discovered a potion.

My father will think I am dead.

We will escape forever the hatred of our families.

Ray, I thee wed, Eleanor, just as we would have been.

And as God is my witness, we shall be married forever.

It did not go.

I take this leap of faith, knowing Eleanor's love will catch me.

And we will live life eternal.

It's spring.

It does seem like love is in the air.

Lust, Nigel. Big difference.

Many people may think it's love, but it's a very rare occurrence these days.

Did we fall?

Yes.

Where did you find this?

I bought it in an antique store in London.

I knew what it was as soon as I saw it. One of the twining rings of Callum and

Elena? Yes.

The couple that will one day wear these again will find everlasting happiness

together.

It was a story that my grandmother read to me when I was little.

She was sure it was true.

I think I almost stuck myself into believing it, too.

I need to find the other one.

Will you help me find the other ring?

My fiancé is a financial advisor.

That's how we met.

I had come into quite an inheritance and didn't know what to do with it.

Brad's wonderful, really. He's handsome and charming and he's even sensitive.

He sounds perfect.

He's everything I ever wanted.

Except that he doesn't love me.

What are you doing?

Shh.

I'm not stupid.

And if the legend of the rings were real, then it would be perfect.

Pack your bags, honey bun.

What are you talking about?

Desperate women.

The story of Callum and Elena is an obscure Scottish folk tale, but a lot of

is based on real events.

What if it is true and I just pass it by?

It's all a little pathetic if you ask me.

You know, you really shouldn't be doing that.

We do a lot of things we shouldn't do, Nigel.

I mean, we don't do them because we're bad.

We do them because of certain things we can't seem to control.

We do them because we're human.

I'm very human, Nigel.

Some say they were the basis for Romeo and Juliet.

Romeo and Juliet?

Callum was a knight in Lord Aubrey's service.

Elena was the daughter of a nobleman. The story goes that after Callum jumped

his death, Elena's father removed the ring from her finger and threw it into a

pauper's field.

And the ring belonged to Callum?

He was dressed in his burial clothes, a ring still on his finger.

When they came for him, the ring was gone.

Never seen again.

Fascinating. The antique deal that she bought it from makes four trips a year

Scotland. The last one was to the village near the castle where the story

originates. Fortunately for us, part of the castle was turned into a small

hotel. I don't think I want to know how fortunate we are.

Callum clutched the ring to his scarlet tunic and shouted to the heavens.

I take this leap of faith knowing Elena's love will catch me.

You'll live life eternal.

He jumped to his death.

His name was Francois.

We met in the Peruvian jungle going after a scepter.

He'd been bitten by a snake. It wasn't even poisonous, but he was scared.

He was so vulnerable.

Just like a little boy.

I held him.

told him it was okay.

So romantic.

He was wonderful.

And he's a jerk.

Something is not making sense.

I wonder how Nigel's doing on his essay reading.

This is me.

See me.

Night.

Come in.

We were expecting you.

Just whacking some scones out of the oven. Teas at three every day.

Angus McAvoy.

It's mostly me you'll be relying upon for your needs.

Most importantly is the wheat ram that comes with the tea.

Although if I take to you, it might not be so wee.

All right, then. This way.

After you settle into your rooms, you'll be... Well, I hope you'll be wanting

the castle tour.

Most of the guests do.

Old is this elevator.

They installed it when they renovated this part of the castle.

And that would be?

About 35 years ago.

You don't get many elevator inspectors out this far, do you?

Actually, they've been out several times.

The strangest thing.

I can't figure out what's wrong.

But it's perfectly safe.

Don't worry about the noise. It's nice to put on a wee show.

Why the show?

John. Erica.

Oh, John.

Oh, Erica.

John. Erica.

Oh, John.

Oh, Erica.

John. Erica.

That would be a John and Erica.

Excuse me.

Hello.

Oh, sorry.

We don't usually... I mean, we just... We just got married.

Congratulations. Well, we'd better get going. We've got lots to see.

Yes, lots.

Like you said, lots to see. Better get going now.

They're shearing sheep in a few minutes.

Better get going then.

Didn't pay much attention when they took the tour.

Least not to the castle.

I'm surprised they made it out of their rooms.

In the Middle Ages, it was called the castle of disappearing souls.

Those come here and search for Callum's ring. Many never to be seen again.

They always like that part.

The castle was built in 1245.

It's never been modified from its original form.

Over the years, many other wings were added on, including the one your rooms

in. Will we see the balcony that Callum jumped from?

Oh, unfortunately, no. It's part of the original castle.

It's off limits, I'm afraid.

It's quite dangerous.

Now, this is the center of gardens in Orsway.

Legend has it this is where we, Callum and Elena, met. We used to play as

children in the gardens right here.

Now, as they grew, their love grew and grew.

Well, you know the rest of the legend.

Yes, it's quite a tragic story.

Sometimes the village kids sneak in here. They get a good plate.

Lockpick marks.

Sophisticated snoggers.

Snogging, is that the same thing as shagging?

Oh, no, not at all. I mean, if one was to continue to snog, it could

lead.

But snogging in and on itself is somewhere above smooching, yet not quite

groping. But in any event, it's a long way from bonking, which is, of course,

very similar to shagging.

Sid?

Sure they're just village kids?

Quite sure.

Oh, they're a pain in the neck to be sure, but they're quite harmless.

Come on.

There we go.

Oh, that's a bunny tartan you were in today.

Oh, fresh corn. Is your fiancé still planning on meeting us here?

Tomorrow.

It'd be good to see him.

Lady.

Angus, are there any written histories on the castle or Callum, papers that

could go back even as far as medieval times? I'm so fascinated by this place.

They would be in the library, but it's part of the residence of the current

lord. It's off limits, of course.

I see.

But as he spends all his time in Edinburgh now, it couldn't hurt to take

peek, could it? Come on, then.

I hope your rooms are adequate.

Very, very comfortable.

It's quite a romantic environment.

Well, there are a few marriage proposals that come out of it, don't they?

That would be nice, but Sidney's apprentice is also my boss, and

already engaged.

Right then.

These are all the current Lord's books.

Histories of the castle and peerage references and biographies of past

Things of that sort.

Angus.

You know that bit about people disappearing, looking for the ring?

That's just the story to spice up the tour, right?

Excuse me. I'll be downstairs in the office if you need anything else.

I'm expecting a new guest.

I'll leave you to it then.

Right.

Hello, hello, come in.

Salut. Everyone please say hello to, uh...

Hello,

Francois.

Bonjour.

Of course, wherever you are in Europe, how can I not see you?

It was you on the train.

I took a train, yes.

You know what I mean, Francois.

Sydney, you really believe in the existence of the 20 rings?

My hunt.

The decision can be so unbecoming, Sydney.

My hunt.

Whatever they're worth, we can split some money.

Doesn't even have to be 50 -50.

Have you ever done anything in your life that didn't benefit only yourself?

Sydney, I said we'd split it.

A ski mask.

You really have lowered your standards, Francois.

The last time we met, you said I had no standards at all.

I'm rounding up in your opinion.

Hi. Hello.

Beautiful out here.

Yeah. Come here a lot.

Whenever I want to get away, I think.

I sit under that tree.

Used to come here a lot as we lad.

I had the toys me ma didn't want me to play with.

In that knot hole right there.

Oh.

You always work so hard?

Yeah, I work when you enjoy it, is it?

I guess.

See, the thing of it is, I'm too dumb to look for anything else, too smart to

want to try.

What is that supposed to mean?

Don't they know?

My dad used to say it a lot.

Did you grow up near here, or...? Aye.

My family has lived here for 200 years.

Father was a caretaker before me.

My grandfather before him.

It's the only life I've ever known.

That's amazing.

Aye. And weird.

Very weird.

No, it's, um... Well, maybe it's a little bit weird.

My God, of course.

Of course.

Hello? You are Nigel?

Yes. I am Francois.

Zit Francois.

Oh. Did she ever tell you how we met?

She didn't, actually, and I'm sure it's a fascinating story. It was in the

Peruvian jungle.

We were after an Incan scepter.

Both reached the temple at the same time when I was bitten by a Peruvian pit

viper.

She cut me with her knife and sucks the poison out just like that.

It is so romantic.

But the problem is, she is so strong -willed.

I bet she orders you around like you are her stable boy, hmm?

Well, not exactly a stable boy. You just have to put your foot down once in a

while. Let her know you are a man. She'll respond.

She'll respect you after that.

Believe me, I know.

I see.

Coming. So, um, Angus, do you believe in the legend of the rings?

I believe in what they stand for.

When you get down to the end of the day, it's all that really matters, isn't it?

Yeah.

I suppose you're right.

Sidney?

He didn't die when he was 17, I'm sure of it.

Callum. Yes, that's what was bothering me.

Callum grasped the ring tightly to his scarlet tunic and jumped to his death.

Scarlet is red.

A knight wouldn't have worn red. Only those of noble birth were entitled.

He wasn't a knight under Lord Albury's service.

He was Lord Albury.

He's described as a man of melancholy disposition with little concern for

matters outside his domain.

A depressed guy who didn't go out much.

He never got over the death of Elena, the love of his life.

Guy and together made for a better story.

He would have kept the ring.

Well, Ruby's bedchamber is in the original part of the castle.

Completely off limits, of course.

Of course.

How much further is it?

It should be down this hallway, then off to the left. Let's hope we can still

get inside.

A glance at the history, nothing seems to be sealed up. I think we can handle a

400 -year -old lock.

This must be the balcony he didn't jump from.

Well, there's nothing to say he didn't jump, Sidney. He just broke a leg

of his neck.

Right.

He probably just wanted to die for her.

I bet Shane Bush should be down here.

If it's here, I'm not seeing it.

Remember when you felt there was something wrong with the story, but you

couldn't put your finger on it?

It's the way I feel about this room.

What are you doing?

The ink has used the absence of an image to create a clearer visualization of

the image.

It's like an ancient virtual reality.

Something wrong with the fireplace.

It's not 12th century.

And Angus said that this part of the castle had never been renovated?

That's right. The Gothic frieze wasn't utilized in castle construction until

mid -1400s. Time of Lord Aubrey.

Callum's ring.

Sidney, stop!

You're not getting this, Francois.

The ring would never be left unguarded.

You should make sure there are no other surprises.

Good idea.

Excellent notion.

May love to a woman look like that once.

Francois, there are relics, and then there are relics.

And I'm asking you as a friend.

It's been a good one, dear.

Yes, it does.

It really does.

I promised the woman I would give it to her.

Which means that's much to you.

Yes, it does.

It's yours.

What do you mean?

It's good as my witness.

The kind of counterweights.

Don't move.

The ring must have disrupted it.

The weight of Nigel's fall just made it happen again.

Once he gets back up, it will start again.

We just have to find a way to rebalance it.

Why are you using suction in your palms? Hang on to the wall.

That's impossible.

What about the levitation technique we tried in Madagascar? It didn't

work. So what?

We got nothing to lose.

Now, wait a minute.

I take this leap of faith knowing that Elena's love will surely catch me and we

will live life eternal.

It's about trust.

Death. Trust. Of course.

Trust. He designed this as a test, like a game of trust.

We have to join hands.

Cap is too high.

That's the whole point. We have to trust each other and lean forward until our

own bodies stop us from falling.

It's a perfect metaphor. Can't you see that? I'm not sure I do.

Oh great!

We almost didn't make it.

We could have died.

It was hard.

So close to death.

Just like old times.

Sri Lanka.

Sao Paulo.

Panama. Exactly.

You set us out on Thanksgiving.

So much milk.

Danger!

Romance. We shouldn't be doing this.

Absolutely not.

Yeah, lonely leads.

Disappointment.

I've tried lonely.

Heartache.

You just have to be strong.

Like a rock.

What's wrong?

What do you have in there?

What is this?

I can explain.

Never mind. I understand perfectly.

What does it say? What is the harm?

You only gave up the ring because you had the dagger.

It had nothing to do with me.

That is not true.

Okay, then put the dagger back.

This must be unreasonable, Sydney.

I knew it.

It's what you and I live for.

You cannot fault me for succumbing to the passion of such a discovery.

The dagger stayed here.

Come on, can we talk about this later?

Sure.

But definitely not where we were going to be.

Hello.

I was just, uh... Just, uh... Taking a wee nap. But it was actually...

I can't do this. They don't belong to me.

It's the twining rings.

You don't say.

I got one at an antique store.

Sydney found the other one here.

I confess she found it where they weren't supposed to be.

Rummaging around in Callum's bedchamber.

Found a secret ring room.

Is he?

I brought her here to find it.

I took it for my own selfish reasons. I'm sorry.

Don't be so hard on yourself, Ophelia.

The rings belong here.

They belong to the couple that wear them well again.

That's legend now, isn't it?

Thank you, Angus.

Well, I'd better get ready.

Brad will be here soon.

Me too.

I have got the most exciting news.

Oh, um, excuse me. This is Angus. He runs the hotel.

Hello, please, let me take your bags.

Don't worry about it.

We're headed straight to Glasgow.

We are?

I got a line on a guy who wants to invest in my project.

But I thought we were going to explore the countryside.

Oh, honey, we can do that.

I have to come back in August.

You are the best husband in the world.

I mean, you got your ring, I got your dagger. And you are the sweetest boy.

Don't you know what a big deal is?

Figures you wouldn't.

Of course. Now I know why you're angry.

I could give you a cut of the profit. I love you so much.

I mean, it's only fair, right? I don't believe you.

I suppose I could give it to you in writing.

Would you two get a room? We have a room. We're staying here at the hotel.

Then use it.

I feel you told me about the rings.

I'm just happy to be one again.

Who knows? I did me good for business.

We didn't only find the rings, Angus.

We found the dagger.

The Jews alone would refurbish the castle.

Where is it?

I didn't take it.

Sidney, you have not taken your eyes off me the whole time.

If it wasn't you, then what happened to it?

Jewelry, cash.

We've never had anything like this before.

They took the rings, Brad.

I found the rings of Calum and Olenaforce, the ones I told you about.

Now they're gone.

Now watch.

On Rolex.

Jeez.

Most of these people were in the elevator with us.

What are the Petersons missing?

I don't know. I haven't seen the Petersons. Not that that's unusual.

They're gone.

There's no sign of the Petersons or their belongings.

What a surprise.

Well, it didn't go out the front door, I can tell you that.

Let's split up.

Francois, you're with me.

The balcony!

What balcony?

You American women, always rush, rush, rush.

So aggressive, so independent.

You must learn to live like the French.

Slow down, take time, just not the tulips.

Smell the roses.

What kind of place is this?

I'm sorry about your watch, but it's not their fault. Whose fault is it, huh?

You're being naive, Ophelia. I am not naive. This is a very well -run hotel.

Angus, you... Angus, just... Look, just get out of here, but we still have

something left, okay?

Come on. No!

I hope they're all right. Sydney can handle herself, especially with Francois

helping her.

Lily!

Yeah?

What do you mean, no?

Well, I guess it's the test now, isn't it?

Will love went out for the Petersons?

Or is it every bride for herself?

Take the money, sweetheart. Go.

I can't.

Go.

It's what you want, Sean.

I do. Go.

Okay? You would just leave me like that?

I was only doing what you wanted.

So you wouldn't really have left?

Not.

Oh, darling, I knew you couldn't.

Oh, John.

Oh, Erica.

Oh, God.

You can always count on a woman's heart, Sidney.

I can't believe it. Even the bad guys find love.

What did I tell you?

I believe this belongs to your guests.

Okay,

assume the position.

Excellent.

where you're going. You know me, Sydney.

I get each in my feet so fast.

But I do love you.

You know I do.

The dagger, Francois.

I'm sorry?

If you love me, you'll give the dagger back.

What does one possibly have to do with the other?

Everything.

You're not making this easy on me.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

See you soon, my love.

I'm sure you won't change your mind.

no i just need some time to sort things out why here i like

it here brad

I'm usually a pretty good judge of character, mind you. They sure pulled

wool out of my eyes.

I really thought the buggers were honeymooners.

Well, I wouldn't feel too bad about it, Angus. We all go a little blind when it

comes to matters of the heart, don't we?

Yes. Well, um, I'll just wait for the cab.

Outside.

Thanks, Cindy, for everything.

Call me when you get back?

If you get back.

Take good care of those rings.

I will.

I'm keeping them in a very safe place.