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Oh, sorry. I'll come back later. Oh, you're fine. You can come in after the

thing.

How was your day today?

It was, um, pretty good, Rachel.

I... You know, I know I'm only... your stepmom, but you can call me mom if you

want.

Oh, okay, sure.

Sorry, just a little weird for me. Just married my dad a few weeks ago, so I'm

just not really used to it yet.

You know, it's okay.

To be honest, I'm barely used to it myself.

I mean, I can hardly find my way around the house, so.

And to be honest, I was a little nervous about you.

Being my new 18 -year -old stepson.

But after we've gotten to know each other a little bit more, I couldn't be

happier.

Same here, Mom.

All right, I'm going to bed now. Good night.

Good night, Mom.

Are you okay?

Yes. Boy, I'm blinded by my contacts.

Tyler's finally asleep.

He's finally had some husband and wife alone time.

Hey, what do you say me and you get frisky tonight?

Uh, sure.

I knew you'd like that.

Since you did all the work today, I'm gonna do all the work.

Okay.

What? What?

Yes.

You should have been me.

sorry mom oh my god i'm in the wrong room um i'm really sorry about this i

can't believe this is happening oh we can't tell anybody about this i'm not

gonna say anything okay nothing to anyone and we can't ever let this happen

again okay thanks mom but what is it well do you think

maybe we can finish

You got me so close. I was almost there. Please, Mom.

Oh, Tyler.

Please, Mom.

Okay,

fine, but just this one time, and you can't tell anyone about it, okay? I'm

going to say anything.

What? What? What? What?

That feels so good, man.

Thank you so much for letting me keep going.

Anything for me.

I want to be the best mom ever.

You should have done the funeral.

Not as much as me.

Thank you so much for letting me finish.

I like that.

much for letting me finish, Mom.

You're welcome.

I think I better get back to my own room and my own bed now.

Do you need me to walk you there so you don't get lost?

Yeah, that would probably be nice.

Thanks.

You know, I should really look into that laser eye surgery.

Really? I don't know if that's a good idea. You know, it's like really

dangerous, right?

I think you should just stick to the contacts.