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WHO PUT THE ORANGE SLICES
IN THE PUNCH BOWL ALREADY?
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THEY'LL BE SOGGY BY THE TIME
EVERYONE GETS HERE.
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THIS IS A DISASTER, PEOPLE!
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YEP--FIRST, TYPHOID FEVER.
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NOW THIS?
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SHAWN, THIS NIGHT HAS BEEN
13 YEARS IN THE MAKING.
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EVERYTHING HAS TO GO PERFECTLY.
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WHAT I NEED FROM YOU
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IS YOUR SUPPORT
AND YOUR COOPERATION.
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NOT YOUR SARCASM
AND MOCKERY.
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OKAY, BUDDY.
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LET ME KNOW WHEN I CAN MOCK,
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'CAUSE I'M READY TO MOCK.
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WHERE'S YOUR GRAD PIC?
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OH, YEAH,
I'M NOT GONNA WEAR MINE.
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SHAWN, COME ON.
DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
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YOU KNOW THAT WAS MY THING.
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INSTEAD OF NAME TAGS,
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WE'LL KNOW WHO EVERYONE IS
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FROM THEIR CLASS PICTURE.
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GREAT IDEA, RIGHT?
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IS IT MOCK TIME YET?
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JUST PUT IT ON, SHAWN.
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OKAY, FINE.
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EXCUSE ME.
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THERE.
YOU HAPPY NOW?
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SHAWN, THAT ISN'T YOU,
IS IT?
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NO, IT ISN'T.
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IT'S JUDD NELSON, ISN'T IT?
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YES, IT IS,
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AND IT'S SWEET, SWEET, NICE.
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WHOA, LOOK WHO JUST ROLLED IN.
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MOLLY RINGWALD
AND ANDREW MCCARTHY.
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[laughs]
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FROM FRESH HORSES.
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(Gus)
THAT'S HOWIE TOLKIN.
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HE WAS OUR QUARTERBACK
JUNIOR AND SENIOR YEAR.
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WE HAD A FOOTBALL TEAM?
YES.
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TACKLE?
SERIOUSLY?
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WHO'S THE PROM QUEEN?
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SHE'S THE PROM QUEEN.
EILEEN MAZWELL.
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YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER
ANY OF THIS?
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THEY'RE MARRIED NOW.
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DUDE, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
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ABIGAIL LYTAR WAS COMING.
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OH, YEAH.
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[chuckles]
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I SHOULD--
SHOULD SAY HELLO.
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ABIGAIL LYTAR.
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JUDD NELSON.
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IN THE FLESH.
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I LOVED YOU IN FROM THE HIP.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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YOU KNOW, THERE ARE THOSE
WHO BELIEVE
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I FLARED MY NOSTRILS
TOO MUCH IN THAT FILM.
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OH, NO.
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I MEAN, HOW ELSE
COULD WE HAVE POSSIBLY KNOWN
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HOW [inhales]
ANGST-RIDDEN YOU WERE?
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I AGREE.
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SO...
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YEAH,
SO...
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(Gus)
SHAWN.
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HELLO, ABIGAIL.
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HI.
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I NEED YOU TO GO
TO THE CAFETERIA
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AND GRAB ANOTHER STACK
OF FOLDING CHAIRS FOR ME.
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WE'RE ALREADY SHORT.
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CONSIDER IT DONE.
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ONE PROBLEM:
WHERE'S THE CAFETERIA?
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DID YOU EVEN ATTEND THIS SCHOOL?
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JUST GRAB THE CHAIRS.
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE
I'M GOING.
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MAYBE ABIGAIL COULD HELP YOU.
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I LIKE THAT.
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I LIKE THAT VERY MUCH.
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YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER
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WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US
IN HIGH SCHOOL, DO YOU?
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STERN'S WHARF SENIOR YEAR.
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THE CARNIVAL ON THE PIER.
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YOU PURSUED ME, LIKE,
EVERY DAY OF SENIOR YEAR.
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AND THEN I FINALLY AGREED
TO GO OUT WITH YOU,
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AND THEN YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP.
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I...UH, YEAH.
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YES.
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HERE'S THE THING, ABIGAIL.
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AND NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE
KNOW THIS.
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I WAS ACTUALLY WORKING
AS A MIDWIFE BACK THEN.
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FAMILY BUSINESS.
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AND I GOT A CALL
FROM A CLIENT LATE AT NIGHT
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GOING INTO LABOR.
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34 HOURS.
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THAT'S A LOT OF SCREAMING,
FAIR AMOUNT OF PUSHING,
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SOME DILATION, TONGS.
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OH, I CAN SEE
WHERE IT WOULDN'T
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HAVE OCCURRED TO YOU
TO CALL ME.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WAS 13 YEARS AGO.
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HARDLY MATTERS NOW.
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EXACTLY IS WHAT I'M SAYING.
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IT'S LIKE FOREVER AGO.
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WE'RE ADULTS NOW,
DOING ADULT THINGS.
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AND YOU'RE A TEACHER.
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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OR ARE YOU STILL
IN MIDWIFERY?
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NO, NO.
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I'VE DABBLED IN QUITE
A FEW THINGS, ACTUALLY.
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BUT I LANDED QUITE NICELY
ON PSYCHIC DETECTIVE.
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[laughs]
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THAT'S FOR REAL.
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WHO WOULD ACTUALLY CHOOSE
TO BE A PSYCHIC?
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FIRST OF ALL,
IT'S A GIFT.
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IT'S NOT A CHOICE.
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AND I HAPPEN TO BE
VERY, VERY GOOD AT IT.
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[stifles laughter]
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I SOLVE CRIMES
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FOR THE SANTA BARBARA
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
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IT'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
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YOU SOLVE CRIMES?
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ALL THE TIME.
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[chuckling]
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OKAY, WELL, YOU BE SURE
TO LET ME KNOW
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IF YOU SENSE THAT, YOU KNOW,
SOMEONE HERE AT THE REUNION
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IS GONNA STEAL MY LUNCH MONEY.
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[laughs]
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THAT'S VERY CLEVER.
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DID YOU SEE THAT?
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WHAT, IS SOMEONE GETTING
THEIR LUNCH MONEY STOLEN?
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I THINK IT'S A LITTLE BIT
BIGGER THAN THAT.
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[The Friendly Indians'
I Know You Know]
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*
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* I KNOW YOU KNOW
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* THAT I'M NOT TELLING
THE TRUTH *
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* I KNOW YOU KNOW
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* THEY JUST DON'T HAVE
ANY PROOF *
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* EMBRACE THE DECEPTION
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* LEARN HOW TO BEND
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* YOUR WORST INHIBITIONS
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* TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT
IN THE END *
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* I KNOW YOU KNOW *
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(Shawn)
SOMEONE WAS MURDERED HERE.
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I AM ABSOLUTELY 100% CERTAIN
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THAT I SENSED A BODY DROP
HERE.
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RIGHT HERE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHO.
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BUT I CAN SEE
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HE WAS WEARING A...
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LETTERMAN'S JACKET
OF SOME SORT.
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ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
ON PURPOSE?
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ARE YOU FABRICATING SOME KIND
OF FOUL PLAY
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JUST TO MESS UP THE NIGHT
FOR ME?
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YES, I AM.
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I KILLED SOMEONE HERE
AT OUR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
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JUST TO FOIL YOUR
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13-YEAR VIDEO RETROSPECTIVE
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OF BEST PEP RALLY MOMENTS.
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DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHAT A PEP CAPTAIN IS, SHAWN?
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YEAH, HE'S A MALE CHEERLEADER
I BELIEVE.
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IT'S A LEADER AMONG MEN,
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SHAWN.
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A LEADER AMONG MEN.
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WHO CHEERS.
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I SAW BRING IT ON.
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OH, WAIT, I GET IT.
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YOU GUYS ARE DATING.
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YOU'RE TOGETHER.
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EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE.
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WE ARE NOT DATING.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY
TO SUCCEED.
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THINK HE'S GONNA DATE ME?
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NO BODY, NO CRIME, SHAWN.
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GUS, BUDDY--
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NO BODY, NO CRIME.
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(Shawn)
GUS!
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(Gus)
NO BODY, NO CRIME.
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HE'S JUST GONNA KEEP SAYING
THAT, ISN'T HE?
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I BELIEVE SO.
YES.
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BYE.
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BUT...
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YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME EITHER?
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NO BODY, NO CRIME, SHAWN.
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BUT...
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ABIGAIL.
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[suspicious music]
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HELLO?
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HEY, HI.
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HENRY?
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YES, YES, IT'S ME, HENRY,
YOUR EX-HUSBAND.
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(Henry on phone)
LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO BOTHER YOU.
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BUT, UH...
HOW YOU DOING?
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GREAT.
AND YOU?
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GREAT.
DOING GREAT.
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WELL, THERE'S THAT.
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HEY, MAD, LISTEN.
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I'M JUST ABOUT TO COOK UP
A STEAK HERE,
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AND I'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE
SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO IT.
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I WAS JUST THINKING,
YOU KNOW,
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IF YOU'RE HUNGRY,
YOU COULD, UH,
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WOULD YOU--
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OR NOT.
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I, UH,
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HONESTLY, I WOULD LOVE
TO TASTE ONE OF YOUR STEAKS.
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BUT I JUST HAD A DELICIOUS
SALAD FROM ROOM SERVICE.
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OH, OKAY.
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HEY, NO BIGGIE.
I, YOU KNOW...OF COURSE.
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I JUST WAS CONCERNED
THAT YOU HADN'T EATEN
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AND NOW THAT I KNOW
THAT YOU HAD SALAD,
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I FEEL BETTER AND, UH...
BA-BA-BOO.
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[laughs nervously]
OKAY.
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HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
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YOU TOO.
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OKAY.
BYE NOW--
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BA-BA-BA-BOO?
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[dance music]
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OKAY, DUDE, I THINK I'M
ON TO SOMETHING.
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NOW, TRUE, THERE MAY NOT BE
AN ACTUAL BODY.
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BUT I AM TELLING YOU
THAT A VERY REAL CRIME
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WAS COMMITTED HERE AND THERE
IS VERY REAL EVIDENCE.
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I WOULD LIKE
TO SEE SOME EVIDENCE
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OF SOME FOLDING CHAIRS,
SHAWN.
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IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS
SERIOUSLY,
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THEN I WILL PULL OUT
THIS PHONE,
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AND I WILL CALL LASSITER.
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HEY,
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COULD YOU START DISTRIBUTING
THESE BALLOTS
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FOR THE REUNION KING
AND QUEEN TO EVERYBODY?
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DIALING.
[phone beeping]
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CONNECTING.
[phone rings]
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RINGING.
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[phone rings]
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LASSITER,
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AT OUR REUNION?
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WELL, FIRST OFF,
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OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE YOURS,
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'CAUSE THAT'S MY LUCK.
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AND SECONDLY,
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I'M ON A DATE.
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WELL, WE'RE ON A CASE,
AND YOU'RE ON IT WITH US.
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NOT TONIGHT I'M NOT.
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ON A DATE?
WITH A PERSON?
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YES, WITH A PERSON.
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BLONDE, YELLOW DRESS.
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MINDY HOWLAND?
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MM-HMM.
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ISN'T THAT THE GIRL
WHO STUFFED BOBBY COBETTS
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IN HIS OWN CAR TRUNK
WHEN HE WOULDN'T KISS HER
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AT THE SPRING FLING?
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WE MET AT THE SANTA BARBARA BOWL
248
00:07:56,615 --> 00:07:57,583
AT THE RAVI SHANKAR CONCERT
249
00:07:57,616 --> 00:07:58,817
LAST WEEK,
250
00:07:58,851 --> 00:08:00,819
AND SHE ASKED ME OUT
ON A DATE.
251
00:08:00,853 --> 00:08:02,120
WHO GOES
TO SOMEONE ELSE'S REUNION
252
00:08:02,154 --> 00:08:02,921
WHEN THEY BARELY EVEN KNOW THEM?
253
00:08:02,955 --> 00:08:05,090
WHO GOES
TO A RAVI SHANKAR CONCERT?
254
00:08:05,123 --> 00:08:06,224
LOOK, I DIDN'T REALIZE
IT WAS A REUNION
255
00:08:06,258 --> 00:08:07,626
UNTIL I SHOWED UP.
256
00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:09,595
BUT WE HAVE
A VERY DEEP CONNECTION.
257
00:08:09,628 --> 00:08:11,797
SAME CONNECTION YOU HAVE
WITH THE SITAR.
258
00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:13,899
WHERE'S MY PUNCH, COREY?
259
00:08:13,932 --> 00:08:16,769
YEAH, WHERE'S HER PUNCH,
COREY?
260
00:08:16,802 --> 00:08:18,771
HELLO, MINDY.
YOU LOOK...NICE.
261
00:08:18,804 --> 00:08:20,105
OH, GIVE IT UP,
BUTTON-UP.
262
00:08:20,138 --> 00:08:22,074
I ALREADY HAVE A DATE
TO THIS THING.
263
00:08:22,107 --> 00:08:23,709
MINDY, IT'S OFFICIAL.
264
00:08:23,742 --> 00:08:25,678
YOU'VE WON
BITCHIEST BANANA.
265
00:08:25,711 --> 00:08:26,879
AND NOW I AM GOING
266
00:08:26,912 --> 00:08:28,046
TO BORROW DETECTIVE LASSITER
267
00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,615
FOR AS LONG AS I'D LIKE.
268
00:08:29,648 --> 00:08:31,316
DETEC--
269
00:08:31,349 --> 00:08:32,818
WAIT, HE'S A COP?
270
00:08:32,851 --> 00:08:34,820
ALL RIGHT,
I HAVE TO BE DISCREET.
271
00:08:34,853 --> 00:08:36,989
GUS HAS A VERY WEAK CONSTITUTION
FOR THESE SORT OF THINGS.
272
00:08:37,022 --> 00:08:38,891
I WITNESSED A MURDER HERE
TONIGHT.
273
00:08:38,924 --> 00:08:39,825
WHAT?
WHO?
274
00:08:39,858 --> 00:08:40,993
I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE.
275
00:08:41,026 --> 00:08:42,094
WHAT DID YOU SEE?
276
00:08:42,127 --> 00:08:43,829
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEE
ANYTHING.
277
00:08:43,862 --> 00:08:45,998
I PSYCHICALLY WITNESSED IT
WITH MY THIRD EYE.
278
00:08:46,031 --> 00:08:47,633
WHERE'S THE BODY?
279
00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:48,767
THERE'S NOT ONE.
280
00:08:48,801 --> 00:08:49,702
LISTEN UP.
281
00:08:49,735 --> 00:08:50,669
LET ME IMPART TO YOU
A LITTLE POLICE WISDOM
282
00:08:50,703 --> 00:08:53,138
WE LIKE TO THROW AROUND
DOWN AT THE STATION.
283
00:08:53,171 --> 00:08:54,773
NO BODY, NO CRIME.
284
00:08:54,807 --> 00:08:55,974
WHAT, DO YOU GUYS PUT THAT
ON A T-SHIRT?
285
00:08:56,008 --> 00:08:57,943
FINE.
WHO DID IT AND WHY?
286
00:08:57,976 --> 00:08:59,878
I DON'T KNOW, BUT...
287
00:08:59,912 --> 00:09:00,879
I DON'T KNOW.
288
00:09:00,913 --> 00:09:01,880
DO YOU HAVE A MURDER WEAPON?
289
00:09:01,914 --> 00:09:02,881
NO.
290
00:09:02,915 --> 00:09:04,850
WELL, THEN GOOD NIGHT,
SPENCER.
291
00:09:07,786 --> 00:09:09,254
GUS.
292
00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,223
THIS SO-CALLED FOOTBALL TEAM
OF OURS,
293
00:09:11,256 --> 00:09:12,090
WERE WE ANY GOOD?
294
00:09:12,124 --> 00:09:15,628
YES, WE WON STATE CHAMP
OUR SENIOR YEAR.
295
00:09:15,661 --> 00:09:16,962
SERIOUSLY, YOU DIDN'T GO
TO ANY OF THE GAMES?
296
00:09:16,995 --> 00:09:18,731
THE GAMES WERE ON FRIDAYS.
297
00:09:18,764 --> 00:09:19,832
THAT WOULD MEAN MISSING
STEP BY STEP.
298
00:09:19,865 --> 00:09:21,166
BUT THIS WINNING STATE,
299
00:09:21,199 --> 00:09:23,836
WOULD THAT GET YOU
SOME SORT OF SPECIAL PIN?
300
00:09:23,869 --> 00:09:26,238
YES, SHAWN.
THE STATE CHAMPS PIN.
301
00:09:35,914 --> 00:09:37,382
I GOT IT.
302
00:09:37,415 --> 00:09:39,852
LASSIE, I KNOW WHO
THE MURDER VICTIM IS.
303
00:09:39,885 --> 00:09:40,886
WHO?
304
00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:43,922
CLASS OF '95,
SABERCATS' STARTING QUARTERBACK
305
00:09:43,956 --> 00:09:47,860
[imitates sports announcer]
HOWIE TOLKIN!
306
00:09:49,795 --> 00:09:50,763
SHAWN.
307
00:09:50,796 --> 00:09:52,831
WHAT?
308
00:09:59,004 --> 00:10:00,172
HOWIE.
309
00:10:04,076 --> 00:10:08,981
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
310
00:10:09,014 --> 00:10:10,315
LOOK, JULES,
311
00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:12,718
JUST GET DOWN HERE
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
312
00:10:12,751 --> 00:10:14,319
I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP
ON THIS CASE.
313
00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,388
IT'S INTENSE.
314
00:10:16,421 --> 00:10:19,191
I WILL FILL YOU IN
ON THE REST WHEN YOU GET HERE.
315
00:10:19,224 --> 00:10:21,393
THANK YOU.
316
00:10:21,426 --> 00:10:22,661
[phone claps shut]
317
00:10:22,695 --> 00:10:25,330
SO CARL,
318
00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:26,431
THIS IS MY EX-BOYFRIEND
319
00:10:26,464 --> 00:10:28,801
FROM HIGH SCHOOL
ALL FOUR YEARS,
320
00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:30,235
ELDON.
321
00:10:30,268 --> 00:10:31,670
NICE TO MEET YOU, BUDDY.
322
00:10:31,704 --> 00:10:32,671
(Mindy)
YEAH.
323
00:10:32,705 --> 00:10:35,140
[sighs]
324
00:10:35,173 --> 00:10:36,441
[clears throat]
RIGHT.
325
00:10:36,474 --> 00:10:37,442
AND THIS IS HIS, UH,
326
00:10:37,475 --> 00:10:40,012
HIS BRAND-NEW WIFE,
STEPHANIE.
327
00:10:40,045 --> 00:10:41,814
YEAH.
328
00:10:41,847 --> 00:10:44,717
SO, UM, I'M DATING
A COP NOW.
329
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,885
[chuckles]
OH, REALLY?
330
00:10:46,919 --> 00:10:48,220
YEAH.
331
00:10:48,253 --> 00:10:50,122
YOU EVER, UM, SHOOT ANYBODY?
332
00:10:50,155 --> 00:10:52,024
WELL, I DON'T--
OF COURSE HE HAS.
333
00:10:52,057 --> 00:10:53,458
PROBABLY A BUNCH
OF PEOPLE.
334
00:10:53,491 --> 00:10:54,860
A BUNCH?
335
00:10:54,893 --> 00:10:56,829
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
WHAT IS A BUNCH REALLY?
336
00:10:56,862 --> 00:10:58,030
I--
[coughs]
337
00:10:58,063 --> 00:10:59,131
YES.
338
00:10:59,164 --> 00:10:59,965
WOMEN.
339
00:10:59,998 --> 00:11:02,901
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
BUT HEARTACHE, MAN.
340
00:11:02,935 --> 00:11:04,737
ALL THEY WANT
IS A RING, MAN.
341
00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:06,471
THEY WON'T STOP
TILL THEY GET THE RING.
342
00:11:06,504 --> 00:11:09,107
DUDE, I COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT
BETTER MYSELF.
343
00:11:09,141 --> 00:11:11,777
MAYBE CLEARER,
BUT I AGREE.
344
00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:12,778
I'M JUST LIKE YOU GUYS.
345
00:11:12,811 --> 00:11:15,714
I--I HOPE TO KISS ONE...
SOMEDAY.
346
00:11:15,748 --> 00:11:17,482
EXACTLY.
347
00:11:17,515 --> 00:11:18,751
YOU KNOW, DUDE,
YOU'RE JUST LIKE US.
348
00:11:18,784 --> 00:11:20,819
MARGINALLY EMPLOYED,
349
00:11:20,853 --> 00:11:21,820
SINGLE, NEVER BEEN MARRIED.
350
00:11:21,854 --> 00:11:22,788
I MEAN, YOU GET IT.
351
00:11:29,327 --> 00:11:31,229
DID YOU GUYS SEE SOMEONE
TAMPERING WITH THIS CASE?
352
00:11:31,263 --> 00:11:32,865
NO, BUT I WISH I'D THOUGHT
OF THAT.
353
00:11:32,898 --> 00:11:34,800
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE
THAT TOLKIN GUY GO DOWN.
354
00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:36,101
HE TERRORIZED ME
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
355
00:11:36,134 --> 00:11:37,335
THEY BUILD A SHRINE
FOR HIM
356
00:11:37,369 --> 00:11:38,403
'CAUSE HE CAN THROW A FOOTBALL?
357
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:39,404
PSHH.
WHO CARES?
358
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,438
EXACTLY.
359
00:11:40,472 --> 00:11:43,441
HEY, WHY DON'T THEY BUILD
A SHRINE TO MY BUTT?
360
00:11:43,475 --> 00:11:45,944
[laughing]
361
00:11:45,978 --> 00:11:47,479
THERE YOU ARE!
362
00:11:47,512 --> 00:11:48,781
I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER
FOR YOU.
363
00:11:48,814 --> 00:11:50,282
DUDE, YOU TOTALLY LIED
TO US.
364
00:11:50,315 --> 00:11:51,884
YOU HAVE A GIRL,
AND SHE IS HOT.
365
00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:54,753
EXCUSE US, DUDES.
366
00:11:54,787 --> 00:11:56,121
OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
367
00:11:56,154 --> 00:11:57,122
WHAT?
368
00:11:57,155 --> 00:11:58,490
YOU SAID YOU WERE ON A CASE
369
00:11:58,523 --> 00:11:59,491
AND THERE WERE POSSIBLE
CRIMINAL SUSPECTS DOWN HERE
370
00:11:59,524 --> 00:12:01,493
THAT MIGHT GET SPOOKED
BY COPS SNIFFING AROUND.
371
00:12:01,526 --> 00:12:02,527
YEAH, BUT WHAT
ARE YOU WEARING?
372
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,862
THIS IS A REUNION,
NOT THE PROM.
373
00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:04,496
I NEED YOU TO FIT IN.
374
00:12:04,529 --> 00:12:05,931
WHAT, THIS?
375
00:12:05,964 --> 00:12:07,232
THIS ISN'T A PROM DRESS.
376
00:12:07,265 --> 00:12:08,233
IT LOOKS LIKE A PROM DRESS.
377
00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:09,401
IT'S A LITTLE...POOFY.
378
00:12:09,434 --> 00:12:10,836
IT DOESN'T POOF.
THERE'S NO POOF.
379
00:12:10,869 --> 00:12:12,004
A SLIGHT POOF.
380
00:12:12,037 --> 00:12:13,371
LOOK, IT'S WHAT
I WAS GONNA WEAR
381
00:12:13,405 --> 00:12:14,873
TO MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
THAT I COULDN'T GO TO
382
00:12:14,907 --> 00:12:16,141
BECAUSE I WAS ON A CASE.
JULES--
383
00:12:16,174 --> 00:12:17,275
JUST SHOW ME WHERE
THESE SUSPECTS ARE
384
00:12:17,309 --> 00:12:18,410
THAT I NEED TO VET.
385
00:12:18,443 --> 00:12:19,477
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NEED
TO "VET" ANYTHING.
386
00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:20,512
THE ANIMALS ARE FINE.
387
00:12:20,545 --> 00:12:21,880
BUT LET'S POOF ON OVER,
388
00:12:21,914 --> 00:12:22,881
AND I'LL POINT 'EM OUT
TO YOU.
389
00:12:22,915 --> 00:12:24,917
OH, THANKS FOR PLAYING UP
390
00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,551
THAT WHOLE TOUGH GUY
COP THING,
391
00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:27,820
YOU KNOW, WITH ELDON.
392
00:12:27,853 --> 00:12:28,653
THAT WAS REALLY NICE
OF YOU.
393
00:12:28,686 --> 00:12:30,088
I THINK
THE "I'M PACKING HEAT" THING
394
00:12:30,122 --> 00:12:31,223
WAS A LITTLE OVERBOARD,
395
00:12:31,256 --> 00:12:32,257
BUT HE SEEMED TO BUY IT,
SO...
396
00:12:32,290 --> 00:12:34,226
BUT I AM PACKING HEAT.
397
00:12:34,259 --> 00:12:35,227
[laughs]
398
00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:36,528
OH, THAT'S CUTE.
399
00:12:36,561 --> 00:12:37,830
WHAT, DO YOU SQUEEZE
THE TRIGGER
400
00:12:37,863 --> 00:12:38,696
AND A LITTLE PEN COMES OUT
401
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:39,898
SO YOU CAN WRITE PEOPLE
PARKING TICKETS?
402
00:12:39,932 --> 00:12:41,466
UM, BARNABY JONES,
403
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,536
WHY DON'T YOU HOLD MY PURSE
WHILE I GO DANCE.
404
00:12:44,569 --> 00:12:46,805
I CALLED YOU
BECAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP.
405
00:12:46,839 --> 00:12:50,208
OH, MY GOD!
IT'S HOWIE AND EILEEN!
406
00:12:50,242 --> 00:12:53,245
ABE FROMAN,
SAUSAGE KING OF CHICAGO.
407
00:12:53,278 --> 00:12:55,247
YES!
408
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,282
WE ALL SPENT OUR WONDER YEARS
TOGETHER.
RIGHT.
409
00:12:57,315 --> 00:12:58,951
YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT.
410
00:12:58,984 --> 00:13:00,085
ESPECIALLY YOU.
411
00:13:00,118 --> 00:13:02,120
I WANT YOU BATTIN' CLEAN-UP,
412
00:13:03,321 --> 00:13:03,989
LOOK AT THAT PACKAGE,
HUH?
413
00:13:05,557 --> 00:13:07,092
I--I DON'T MEAN
TO BE A DOWNER, GUYS,
414
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:09,227
BUT DID YOU KNOW
THAT SOMEBODY TAMPERED
415
00:13:09,261 --> 00:13:10,595
WITH YOUR FOOTBALL SHRINE?
416
00:13:10,628 --> 00:13:11,897
OH, DUDE, SERIOUSLY,
417
00:13:11,930 --> 00:13:12,797
THAT'S JUST OLD HIGH SCHOOL
STUFF.
418
00:13:12,831 --> 00:13:13,866
I DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.
419
00:13:13,899 --> 00:13:17,135
I'M ACTUALLY ON
TO MUCH BIGGER STUFF NOW, SO.
420
00:13:17,169 --> 00:13:18,871
HOWIE JUST ANNOUNCED
HIS CANDIDACY
421
00:13:18,904 --> 00:13:20,105
FOR STATE ASSEMBLY
LAST MONTH.
422
00:13:20,138 --> 00:13:21,573
YEAH, DUDE.
I CARE ABOUT THE ISSUES
423
00:13:21,606 --> 00:13:23,208
I ACTUALLY THINK
I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
424
00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:24,843
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BABE?
425
00:13:24,877 --> 00:13:26,411
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
426
00:13:26,444 --> 00:13:28,046
SEE, AFTER I FIX
THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA,
427
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,948
I'M GONNA WRITE
A MOTIVATIONAL BOOK
428
00:13:29,982 --> 00:13:31,016
FOR LOSERS WHO NEED HELP.
429
00:13:31,049 --> 00:13:33,585
AND THE WORKING TITLE RIGHT NOW
IS MOVE IT...
430
00:13:33,618 --> 00:13:34,887
[yelling]
OR MOVE IT!
431
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:35,921
[laughing]
432
00:13:35,954 --> 00:13:38,490
WOW, THAT IS SO MUCH STUFF.
433
00:13:38,523 --> 00:13:39,858
WHEN WILL YOU FIND TIME
434
00:13:39,892 --> 00:13:41,159
TO TAPE LARRY LESTER'S
BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER?
435
00:13:41,193 --> 00:13:43,095
[laughs]
436
00:13:43,128 --> 00:13:45,330
NEVER SAW BREAKFAST CLUB?
EITHER OF YOU?
437
00:13:45,363 --> 00:13:46,899
WOW.
438
00:13:46,932 --> 00:13:47,900
OKAY, BABY.
439
00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:50,635
HOWIE WANTS ONE OF THOSE
LITTLE MINI QUESADILLAS.
440
00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:51,904
LET'S GET AFTER IT.
441
00:13:51,937 --> 00:13:54,639
WHO HASN'T SEEN
THE BREAKFAST CLUB?
442
00:13:54,672 --> 00:13:55,941
MM.
443
00:13:55,974 --> 00:13:56,875
YOU HONESTLY DON'T THINK
444
00:13:56,909 --> 00:13:58,643
THERE'S ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS
ABOUT THOSE TWO?
445
00:13:58,676 --> 00:13:59,711
I'M NOT SURE.
446
00:13:59,744 --> 00:14:03,181
I MEAN, FOR A GUY
WHO'S CLEARLY STUCK IN THE PAST,
447
00:14:03,215 --> 00:14:05,517
HE SEEMED TO BRUSH OFF
THE WHOLE VANDALISM
448
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:07,619
OF HIS TROPHY CASE THING
PRETTY EASILY.
449
00:14:07,652 --> 00:14:09,554
I COULD DUST THE CASE
FOR PRINTS,
450
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:10,722
BUT THAT'S IT.
451
00:14:10,755 --> 00:14:12,958
JULES, ANYONE WHO ENTERS OR
EXITS THIS PLACE IS A SUSPECT.
452
00:14:12,991 --> 00:14:15,093
THIS THING ENDS
BEFORE I SOLVE THE HOMICIDE,
453
00:14:15,127 --> 00:14:16,594
YOU CAN KISS THE MURDERER
GOOD-BYE.
454
00:14:16,628 --> 00:14:17,930
GUS, THANK GOODNESS.
455
00:14:17,963 --> 00:14:18,730
I NEED TO GET TO THE ROOF.
456
00:14:18,763 --> 00:14:20,232
I NEED TO GET
INTO THE LIBRARY.
457
00:14:20,265 --> 00:14:21,433
I NEED TO PSYCHICALLY REMEMBER
458
00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:22,467
EVERYTHING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL.
459
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,002
THAT STUFF IS LOCKED UP TIGHT.
460
00:14:24,036 --> 00:14:26,538
THIS PLACE IS LIKE FORT KNOX
TONIGHT.
461
00:14:26,571 --> 00:14:27,572
FINE.
462
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,640
WHERE'S THE GYMNASIUM?
463
00:14:28,673 --> 00:14:31,309
WE'RE IN THE GYMNASIUM,
SHAWN.
464
00:14:34,212 --> 00:14:36,915
WOW, BUDDY, YOU DID
A REALLY NICE JOB.
465
00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:41,286
[phone rings]
466
00:14:41,319 --> 00:14:43,021
HEY, SHAWN, WHAT'S UP?
467
00:14:43,055 --> 00:14:44,056
LISTEN, DAD,
468
00:14:44,089 --> 00:14:46,224
REMEMBER THAT BOX
OF MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL STUFF
469
00:14:46,258 --> 00:14:48,026
THAT MOM PUT AWAY
FOR ME?
470
00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:50,262
IT WAS JUST--
IT WAS A BOX OF STUFF.
471
00:14:50,295 --> 00:14:51,296
WHAT BOX?
472
00:14:51,329 --> 00:14:52,297
[Shawn on phone]
THE BOX.
473
00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:53,398
WHAT BOX, SHAWN?
474
00:14:53,431 --> 00:14:55,533
WHAT AM I THINKING?
MOM'S IN TOWN.
475
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:56,401
DO ME A FAVOR.
476
00:14:56,434 --> 00:14:57,669
CALL HER,
FIND OUT WHERE SHE PUT IT.
477
00:14:57,702 --> 00:14:59,404
I CAN'T.
I CAN'T.
478
00:14:59,437 --> 00:15:00,505
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU CAN'T?
479
00:15:00,538 --> 00:15:01,539
I CAN'T.
480
00:15:01,573 --> 00:15:02,574
I JUST TALKED TO HER, SHAWN,
481
00:15:02,607 --> 00:15:03,942
AND I THINK SHE THOUGHT--
482
00:15:03,976 --> 00:15:05,410
I MEAN, SUPPOSEDLY SHE HAD
A SALAD.
483
00:15:05,443 --> 00:15:06,411
WHO AM I TO THINK
484
00:15:06,444 --> 00:15:07,679
THAT SHE DIDN'T HAVE A SALAD?
485
00:15:07,712 --> 00:15:10,248
DAD, I NEED THIS BOX.
486
00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:11,283
I'M ON A CASE, OKAY?
487
00:15:11,316 --> 00:15:13,085
JUST CALL HER,
LOCATE THE BOX.
488
00:15:13,118 --> 00:15:14,252
I WILL COME GET IT FROM YOU.
489
00:15:14,286 --> 00:15:15,453
FINE.
490
00:15:15,487 --> 00:15:16,955
FINE.
491
00:15:16,989 --> 00:15:19,057
WHAT IS HE TALK--
I DON'T--
492
00:15:21,759 --> 00:15:23,328
I JUST DON'T SEE IT.
493
00:15:23,361 --> 00:15:25,197
YOU'RE NOT LOOKING.
494
00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:26,298
THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF.
495
00:15:26,331 --> 00:15:27,732
WHAT IS ALL THIS CRAP?
496
00:15:27,765 --> 00:15:28,967
IT'S YOUR LIFE.
497
00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:30,535
THESE BOXES ARE NOT
MY LIFE.
498
00:15:30,568 --> 00:15:32,570
WELL, IT'S STUFF
FROM YOUR LIFE ANYWAY.
499
00:15:32,604 --> 00:15:34,639
I BOXED IT ALL UP
'CAUSE I THOUGHT
500
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,408
MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'D WANT
TO LOOK AT IT AGAIN...
501
00:15:36,441 --> 00:15:37,709
WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND CROTCHETY.
502
00:15:37,742 --> 00:15:40,045
YEAH, WELL,
I JUST WANT TO DUMP IT ALL.
503
00:15:40,078 --> 00:15:42,280
WHICH IN YOUR CASE
WOULD BE TODAY.
504
00:15:42,314 --> 00:15:44,282
OOH.
505
00:15:44,316 --> 00:15:46,018
LOOKIT--LOOKIT THIS.
LOOK AT THAT.
506
00:15:46,051 --> 00:15:46,951
WHAT IS IT?
507
00:15:46,985 --> 00:15:48,586
IT'S A MATCHBOX CAR.
IT'S SHAWN'S FIRST ONE.
508
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,355
I BOUGHT IT FOR HIM.
I BROUGHT IT HOME, REMEMBER?
509
00:15:50,388 --> 00:15:51,756
I DO.
510
00:15:51,789 --> 00:15:53,558
HE NEVER EVEN PLAYED
WITH IT.
511
00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:55,994
HENRY, YOU BOUGHT HIM
A SQUAD CAR.
512
00:15:56,028 --> 00:15:57,562
WELL, KIDS LOVE POLICE CARS.
513
00:15:57,595 --> 00:16:00,032
BUT THEY'RE ALL POLICE CARS.
514
00:16:00,065 --> 00:16:01,133
ALL 20 OF THEM.
515
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,067
NO, NO, NO.
THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT.
516
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,402
YOU SEE THAT ONE THERE?
THAT'S A SQUAD CAR.
517
00:16:04,436 --> 00:16:06,604
THIS ONE HERE--SEE THAT?
518
00:16:06,638 --> 00:16:09,774
THAT'S A PADDY WAGON.
519
00:16:09,807 --> 00:16:13,478
A PRISON TRANSPORT VEHICLE.
THAT'S AN OLD ONE.
520
00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:16,548
LOOK AT THAT.
CROWD CONTROL VAN.
521
00:16:16,581 --> 00:16:19,284
LOOK, IT EVEN HAS LITTLE TINY
WATER CANNONS UP ON TOP.
522
00:16:19,317 --> 00:16:22,787
HERE'S THE BOX HE WANTED.
523
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,689
WOW.
524
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:27,025
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
YOU WOULD'VE BECOME,
525
00:16:27,059 --> 00:16:29,694
LIKE, A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
526
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:33,431
WELL, WHAT I DO
IS PRETTY FASCINATING.
527
00:16:33,465 --> 00:16:36,068
REALLY?
HOW SO?
528
00:16:36,101 --> 00:16:39,571
WELL, WITH MY SPECIALTY,
WHICH IS MUCUS REDUCERS,
529
00:16:39,604 --> 00:16:43,441
I USE A MIXTURE OF...
530
00:16:43,475 --> 00:16:44,776
DID I ALSO TELL YOU
THAT I HAVE
531
00:16:44,809 --> 00:16:46,278
A SIDE PSYCHIC DETECTIVE
BUSINESS
532
00:16:46,311 --> 00:16:48,146
THAT I STARTED
WITH MY BUDDY?
533
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:49,381
REALLY?
534
00:16:49,414 --> 00:16:50,515
YEAH.
535
00:16:50,548 --> 00:16:53,651
AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE
TRACKED DOWN A COUNTERFEITER,
536
00:16:53,685 --> 00:16:55,153
UNVEILED A NANNY RING,
537
00:16:55,187 --> 00:16:57,055
SAVED THE SHOW AMERICAN DUOS,
538
00:16:57,089 --> 00:16:58,423
STUFF LIKE THAT.
539
00:16:58,456 --> 00:16:59,557
THAT WAS YOU?
540
00:16:59,591 --> 00:17:01,559
I REMEMBER THAT.
541
00:17:01,593 --> 00:17:04,162
I'M KIND OF WORKING
ON A CASE RIGHT NOW.
542
00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:05,297
SHH.
REALLY?
543
00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:06,798
GOD, THAT'S HOT.
544
00:17:06,831 --> 00:17:09,234
[exhales]
545
00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:12,237
[rock music]
546
00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:17,475
*
547
00:17:17,509 --> 00:17:19,111
HA HA HA HI!
548
00:17:19,144 --> 00:17:20,112
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
549
00:17:20,145 --> 00:17:21,113
OH, WE SLID IN.
550
00:17:21,146 --> 00:17:22,314
WE BROUGHT YOU THE BOX
YOU WERE BITCHING ABOUT.
551
00:17:22,347 --> 00:17:23,481
NO, NO, NO, DAD.
552
00:17:23,515 --> 00:17:24,649
I ASKED YOU TO LOCATE
THE BOX
553
00:17:24,682 --> 00:17:26,151
SO THAT I COULD COME
PICK IT UP FROM YOU.
554
00:17:26,184 --> 00:17:28,353
NOT TO DRAG MOM DOWN
TO MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION.
555
00:17:28,386 --> 00:17:29,421
LIGHTEN UP, HONEY.
556
00:17:29,454 --> 00:17:30,755
WHAT ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT?
557
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,590
IT'S NOT LIKE
I'M GONNA PULL OUT A KLEENEX,
558
00:17:32,624 --> 00:17:34,392
WET IT, AND THEN WIPE
THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH.
559
00:17:34,426 --> 00:17:36,194
[chuckles]
560
00:17:36,228 --> 00:17:39,397
LOOK, IT'S GUS.
I HAVE TO SAY HELLO.
561
00:17:39,431 --> 00:17:40,398
NO, MOM,
THERE AREN'T REALLY
562
00:17:40,432 --> 00:17:42,134
ANY OTHER PARENTS HERE.
563
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,469
AWESOME.
WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU UP TO?
564
00:17:44,502 --> 00:17:46,704
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, SHAWN,
I WENT TO THIS SCHOOL TOO.
565
00:17:46,738 --> 00:17:47,872
SO IT WAS MY SCHOOL
LONG BEFORE IT WAS YOURS.
566
00:17:47,905 --> 00:17:49,241
OKAY, FINE.
567
00:17:49,274 --> 00:17:50,242
YOU WIN "OLDEST STUDENT HERE"
AWARD.
568
00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:51,643
NOW WILL YOU PLEASE LEAVE?
569
00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:52,844
I'M SURE THE NONDESCRIPT
BLAZER RENTAL PLACE
570
00:17:52,877 --> 00:17:53,845
IS ABOUT TO CLOSE.
571
00:17:53,878 --> 00:17:57,115
HEY HEY, CUTIE PATOOTIE!
572
00:17:57,149 --> 00:17:59,217
LOOK, SERIOUSLY,
MY NAME IS CARLTON, OKAY?
573
00:17:59,251 --> 00:18:01,519
HOW HARD IS THAT TO REMEMBER?
CARL-TON.
574
00:18:01,553 --> 00:18:03,521
YEAH, I KNOW YOUR NAME,
SILLY.
575
00:18:03,555 --> 00:18:05,723
I JUST THINK A BETTER NAME
FOR YOU IS CUTIE PATOOTIE.
576
00:18:05,757 --> 00:18:08,326
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE YOU HAVE
SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE.
577
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,827
OH!
HEY, THERE!
578
00:18:09,861 --> 00:18:10,795
[giggling]
579
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,597
EXACTLY HOW MUCH
OF THAT PUNCH HAVE YOU HAD?
580
00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:14,132
JUST ENOUGH TO REALIZE,
YOU KNOW,
581
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:17,369
THAT I MIGHT'VE BEEN
A LITTLE SHORT WITH YOU BEFORE
582
00:18:17,402 --> 00:18:19,671
AND I'M VERY SORRY.
583
00:18:19,704 --> 00:18:21,173
CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?
584
00:18:21,206 --> 00:18:23,341
[giggles]
MAYBE.
585
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:24,809
YEAH?
YEAH?
586
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,244
GOOD, 'CAUSE I--
587
00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:29,781
I HAVE JUST ONE TEENSY
WEENSY LITTLE TINY FAVOR
588
00:18:29,814 --> 00:18:31,849
TO ASK OF YOU.
589
00:18:31,883 --> 00:18:32,950
WHAT'S THAT?
590
00:18:32,984 --> 00:18:35,820
I NEED YOU TO MAKE A MOVE
ON ELDON'S WIFE, STEPHANIE,
591
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:39,191
'CAUSE I WANT THAT PAINTED WHORE
OUT OF THE PICTURE, OKAY?
592
00:18:39,224 --> 00:18:40,525
CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME?
593
00:18:40,558 --> 00:18:41,726
NO.
594
00:18:41,759 --> 00:18:43,195
NO, I CANNOT DO THAT
FOR YOU.
595
00:18:43,228 --> 00:18:45,797
FINE.
596
00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:47,899
YOU SUCK!
597
00:18:47,932 --> 00:18:49,667
WHAT?
598
00:18:49,701 --> 00:18:51,903
YOUR PURSE!
599
00:18:51,936 --> 00:18:53,305
AW, CRAP.
600
00:18:53,338 --> 00:18:54,839
OH, GREAT.
601
00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:00,745
WELL, THAT FIGURES.
602
00:19:08,853 --> 00:19:10,388
WHAT ARE THOSE?
603
00:19:10,422 --> 00:19:12,257
JUST A COPY OF EVERY KEY
IN THE SCHOOL.
604
00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:13,925
BY THE END OF SENIOR YEAR,
605
00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:15,827
I MANAGED TO BECOME
A MEMBER
606
00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:16,928
OF THE TRANS-AMERICAN
WESTERN CUSTODIAL UNION,
607
00:19:16,961 --> 00:19:18,863
LOCAL 456.
608
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,265
DON'T HOLD ME TO THIS,
609
00:19:20,298 --> 00:19:22,934
BUT I BELIEVE I STILL HAVE
VOTING PRIVILEGES.
610
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:26,404
IT'S BEEN 35 YEARS SINCE
I'VE WANDERED THESE HALLS.
611
00:19:26,438 --> 00:19:28,273
I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE
A LOOK AROUND.
612
00:19:28,306 --> 00:19:29,140
YOU WANNA JOIN ME?
613
00:19:29,173 --> 00:19:31,476
THAT DEPENDS.
DO YOU HAVE A HALL PASS?
614
00:19:31,509 --> 00:19:32,710
YOU KIDDING?
615
00:19:32,744 --> 00:19:35,780
I USED TO OWN THESE HALLS.
616
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,620
DID YOU BRING ME
A GLASS OF PUNCH
617
00:19:42,654 --> 00:19:44,922
AS SOME SORT OF 13-YEAR
PEACE OFFERING?
618
00:19:44,956 --> 00:19:47,325
OH, NO.
619
00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:50,695
SORRY, THESE ARE BOTH
FOR ME ACTUALLY.
620
00:19:50,728 --> 00:19:52,797
I CAN GRAB YOU ONE THOUGH
IF YOU'D LIKE.
621
00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:53,865
NO.
622
00:19:53,898 --> 00:19:54,866
I DO HAVE A QUESTION
FOR YOU THOUGH.
623
00:19:54,899 --> 00:19:55,867
HMM?
624
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,902
ASSUMING THAT PARKER STEVENSON
625
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:01,239
HAD NEVER BEEN BORN,
626
00:20:01,273 --> 00:20:02,774
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN
627
00:20:02,807 --> 00:20:04,276
SOLVE A CRIME BEFORE?
628
00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:07,211
I DID SEE JOHN CUSACK PREVENT
A JAYWALKING ONCE.
629
00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:09,981
MM.
630
00:20:10,014 --> 00:20:14,319
[exhales]
631
00:20:14,352 --> 00:20:16,654
THIS IS GOOD.
632
00:20:16,688 --> 00:20:17,989
YEAH.
633
00:20:18,022 --> 00:20:19,557
JUST, UH,
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
634
00:20:19,591 --> 00:20:21,326
I'M GONNA HAVE
TO DO MY THING, OKAY?
635
00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:23,027
YOU MIGHT WANT TO STEADY
OR BRACE YOURSELF.
636
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:24,596
WHY, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?
637
00:20:24,629 --> 00:20:26,864
WELL, I CAN'T REALLY SAY
WITH ANY DEGREE OF ACCURACY.
638
00:20:26,898 --> 00:20:27,932
BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT
639
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,435
SOME ANIMALS, SLOW ADULTS,
640
00:20:30,468 --> 00:20:31,969
AND BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SWOON.
641
00:20:32,003 --> 00:20:34,272
YOU JUST CALLED ME SLOW.
EXCUSE ME.
642
00:20:42,847 --> 00:20:44,282
ARE YOU OKAY?
643
00:20:54,826 --> 00:20:56,494
I'M A SLAVE TO IT.
644
00:20:59,497 --> 00:21:00,632
[laughs]
645
00:21:00,665 --> 00:21:02,700
[breathes heavily]
646
00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:05,337
SHH.
647
00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:08,039
WAIT FOR IT.
648
00:21:08,072 --> 00:21:10,775
WAIT FOR IT.
649
00:21:10,808 --> 00:21:12,744
[stifled laugh]
DON'T DO THAT.
650
00:21:12,777 --> 00:21:13,978
DON'T MOCK THE SPIRIT.
651
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,847
[laughs]
SHH.
652
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,048
IT'S BENEATH YOU.
653
00:21:17,081 --> 00:21:18,583
SHH.
654
00:21:21,753 --> 00:21:25,957
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED...
655
00:21:25,990 --> 00:21:27,592
WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN MARRIED
YET?
656
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:30,362
I DON'T HAVE TO WONDER.
I KNOW WHY.
657
00:21:30,395 --> 00:21:31,663
WELL, WHY?
658
00:21:31,696 --> 00:21:34,732
I WILL GET MARRIED...
SOMEDAY.
659
00:21:34,766 --> 00:21:37,535
I JUST HAVEN'T MET HIM YET.
660
00:21:37,569 --> 00:21:38,870
YOU DON'T THINK.
661
00:21:38,903 --> 00:21:40,605
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
662
00:21:40,638 --> 00:21:43,007
WHAT ABOUT ME, ABIGAIL?
663
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:47,579
LOTS OF STRAPPING,
BRILLIANT-TYPE GUYS
664
00:21:47,612 --> 00:21:49,113
NEVER GOT MARRIED.
665
00:21:49,146 --> 00:21:50,114
LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN.
666
00:21:50,147 --> 00:21:52,083
SIR ISAAC NEWTON, RIGHT?
667
00:21:52,116 --> 00:21:54,085
DOING HIS THING.
668
00:21:54,118 --> 00:21:57,689
JON LOVITZ.
669
00:21:57,722 --> 00:21:59,757
JON LOVITZ'S BROTHER.
670
00:21:59,791 --> 00:22:01,426
JON LOVITZ HAS A BROTHER?
671
00:22:01,459 --> 00:22:03,795
DOES IT REALLY...MATTER?
672
00:22:16,408 --> 00:22:17,442
I JUST FIGURED IT OUT.
673
00:22:17,475 --> 00:22:19,143
WHAT?
WHY YOU NEVER GOT MARRIED?
674
00:22:19,176 --> 00:22:25,983
NO--I KNOW WHO
OUR MURDERERS ARE.
675
00:22:26,017 --> 00:22:28,152
(Gus)
SO, WAIT--
NOW YOU ARE SAYING
676
00:22:28,185 --> 00:22:29,153
THAT HOWIE AND EILEEN
ARE THE KILLERS?
677
00:22:29,186 --> 00:22:30,054
(Shawn)
YEP.
678
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:32,457
WASN'T HOWIE THE VICTIM
AT ONE POINT?
679
00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:33,891
GUS, THAT IS SO 40 MINUTES AGO.
680
00:22:33,925 --> 00:22:36,127
I BET YOU'RE STILL TELLING
YOUR FRIENDS TO "CHILLAX."
681
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,630
SHAWN, WHY WOULD TWO PEOPLE
WHO JUST KILLED SOMEONE
682
00:22:38,663 --> 00:22:41,165
BE SO CASUAL:
SMILING, DANCING.
683
00:22:41,198 --> 00:22:42,467
I AGREE.
684
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,436
IT IS BOTH SURREAL
AND DISTURBING
685
00:22:44,469 --> 00:22:46,137
TO WATCH TWO MURDERERS
DO THE CABBAGE PATCH.
686
00:22:46,170 --> 00:22:47,705
BUT THAT'S THE POINT, GUS.
687
00:22:47,739 --> 00:22:51,375
THEY'RE TRYING TO LOOK
AS CASUAL AS POSSIBLE.
688
00:22:54,211 --> 00:22:56,448
BUT I'M NOT FOOLED.
689
00:22:56,481 --> 00:23:01,453
THE QUESTION IS WHY
ARE THEY STICKING AROUND?
690
00:23:01,486 --> 00:23:03,488
LOOKING FOR INFO
ON OUR BELOVED COUPLE.
691
00:23:03,521 --> 00:23:06,057
ANYTHING THAT MIGHT SAY
"FUTURE KILLERS."
692
00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:07,859
WHAT DOES THAT WORD
EVEN MEAN ANYWAY:
693
00:23:07,892 --> 00:23:09,160
"GREATNESS."
694
00:23:09,193 --> 00:23:11,162
IT'S LIKE THEY PURPOSELY
SET YOU UP FOR FAILURE.
695
00:23:11,195 --> 00:23:12,564
I MEAN, WHAT HAVE I DONE
IN MY LIFE
696
00:23:12,597 --> 00:23:14,499
THAT ANYONE WOULD SAY
WAS GREAT?
697
00:23:14,532 --> 00:23:15,900
DUDE, THE PERFECT COCOA
ROUNDNESS OF YOUR HEAD ALONE
698
00:23:15,933 --> 00:23:17,535
MAKES YOU GREAT.
699
00:23:17,569 --> 00:23:19,671
THAT'S EASY FOR YOU
TO SAY, SHAWN.
700
00:23:19,704 --> 00:23:22,173
NO ONE HAD ANY EXPECTATIONS
YOU WOULD AMOUNT TO GREATNESS.
701
00:23:22,206 --> 00:23:24,141
GUS, DON'T BE AN INCORRIGIBLE
ESKIMO PIE
702
00:23:24,175 --> 00:23:25,176
WITH A CARAMEL RIBBON.
703
00:23:25,209 --> 00:23:27,612
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT THESE PEOPLE THINK OF YOU.
704
00:23:27,645 --> 00:23:29,714
BUT, AND I PUT THIS OUT THERE
AS A CHALLENGE TO YOU,
705
00:23:29,747 --> 00:23:31,115
YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW 'EM
706
00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:32,884
YOU'VE LIVED UP
TO YOUR POTENTIAL?
707
00:23:32,917 --> 00:23:34,886
HELP ME SOLVE THIS CASE,
PLEASE.
708
00:23:34,919 --> 00:23:36,454
COME ON, HOW MANY
OF OUR CLASSMATES
709
00:23:36,488 --> 00:23:37,855
ARE OUT THERE SOLVING
A MURDER TONIGHT, HUH?
710
00:23:37,889 --> 00:23:38,890
A HANDFUL MAYBE?
711
00:23:38,923 --> 00:23:40,592
YOU COULD BE ONE OF THEM.
712
00:23:49,867 --> 00:23:51,469
DUCKY.
713
00:23:51,503 --> 00:23:52,637
WHAT?
714
00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:54,238
DUDE!
715
00:23:54,271 --> 00:23:56,107
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING
IN THE WRONG JOHN HUGHES MOVIE.
716
00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:58,209
THIS ISN'T BREAKFAST CLUB ,
OR CURLY SUE,
717
00:23:58,242 --> 00:24:00,478
OR MR. MOM AND IT CERTAINLY
ISN'T FLUBBER.
718
00:24:00,512 --> 00:24:01,479
WHY ARE YOU HATIN'
ON FLUBBER?
719
00:24:01,513 --> 00:24:02,614
I WOULD NEVER HATE
ON FLUBBER.
720
00:24:02,647 --> 00:24:03,981
I'M NOT FOLLOWING.
721
00:24:04,015 --> 00:24:05,783
WHAT DO ALL THE BEST
JOHN HUGHES MOVIES
722
00:24:05,817 --> 00:24:07,552
HAVE IN COMMON?
A LOVE TRIANGLE.
723
00:24:07,585 --> 00:24:09,587
THERE'S ALWAYS...
724
00:24:09,621 --> 00:24:10,588
A DUCKY.
725
00:24:10,622 --> 00:24:12,223
DO YOU RECOGNIZE
THAT GUY?
726
00:24:12,256 --> 00:24:13,591
VAGUELY.
727
00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:14,826
I DON'T KNOW
HIS NAME THOUGH.
728
00:24:14,859 --> 00:24:16,494
CHECK THE GRAD PICS.
729
00:24:20,632 --> 00:24:21,766
HE DIDN'T SHOW UP.
730
00:24:21,799 --> 00:24:23,100
17 NO-SHOWS.
HE'S ONE OF THEM.
731
00:24:23,134 --> 00:24:25,169
THE QUESTION IS WHICH ONE.
732
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:27,138
DUCKY, WHERE ARE YOU?
733
00:24:27,171 --> 00:24:29,140
IS THIS THE SAME GUY?
734
00:24:31,643 --> 00:24:33,545
GOOD WORK, GUS.
735
00:24:33,578 --> 00:24:35,479
THIS IS GOOD.
736
00:24:37,782 --> 00:24:39,283
I THINK I JUST FIGURED
SOMETHING OUT.
737
00:24:39,316 --> 00:24:41,252
I GOTTA MAKE
A QUICK STOP.
738
00:24:41,285 --> 00:24:43,621
ARE WE BACK IN BUSINESS,
PARTNER?
739
00:24:43,655 --> 00:24:44,756
MILO AND OTIS.
740
00:24:44,789 --> 00:24:45,923
I GET TO BE OTIS?
741
00:24:45,957 --> 00:24:46,924
THAT'S A GIVEN.
742
00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:48,292
OKAY, BUT LOOK,
743
00:24:48,325 --> 00:24:49,160
I HAVE TO GET BACK
TO THE GYM
744
00:24:49,193 --> 00:24:50,094
AND MAKE SURE
ALL THE BALLOTS ARE IN
745
00:24:50,127 --> 00:24:52,597
OR WE WON'T HAVE
A REUNION KING AND QUEEN.
746
00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:53,631
MEET YOU THERE?
YEAH.
747
00:24:53,665 --> 00:24:55,099
OR WE COULD MEET
BACK HERE
748
00:24:55,132 --> 00:24:56,233
AND GIVE EACH OTHER MAKEOVERS
749
00:24:56,267 --> 00:24:57,735
TO KARLA DEVITO'S
WE ARE NOT ALONE.
750
00:24:57,769 --> 00:24:59,103
IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
751
00:25:16,353 --> 00:25:19,724
DAD?
752
00:25:19,757 --> 00:25:21,158
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
753
00:25:21,192 --> 00:25:22,627
HOW DID--
754
00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:23,828
HOW DID YOU EVEN
GET IN HERE?
755
00:25:23,861 --> 00:25:24,996
PLACE WAS OPEN.
756
00:25:25,029 --> 00:25:26,931
YOUR MOM AND I WERE JUST
LOOKING AROUND.
757
00:25:26,964 --> 00:25:27,932
SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM.
758
00:25:27,965 --> 00:25:30,668
SO WHAT, YOU JUST...
759
00:25:30,702 --> 00:25:32,336
YOU JUST THOUGHT
IT WAS A NORMAL THING
760
00:25:32,369 --> 00:25:33,805
SO SIT HERE IN THE DARK?
761
00:25:33,838 --> 00:25:35,673
SHAWN, I USED TO FIX UP CARS
762
00:25:35,707 --> 00:25:38,175
IN THIS VERY PLACE
WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
763
00:25:38,209 --> 00:25:39,611
I ACTUALLY DROPPED THE TRANNY
764
00:25:39,644 --> 00:25:40,912
OUT OF A '57 CHEVY
JUST LIKE THIS ONE.
765
00:25:40,945 --> 00:25:43,648
PRACTICALLY REBUILT THE THING
FROM SCRATCH.
766
00:25:43,681 --> 00:25:44,682
WHEN THAT THING WAS DONE,
767
00:25:44,716 --> 00:25:47,685
BABY, I'LL TELL YOU,
IT PURRED.
768
00:25:47,719 --> 00:25:48,986
NOW I FEEL AWFUL.
769
00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:50,154
WHY?
770
00:25:50,187 --> 00:25:51,322
MOM.
771
00:25:51,355 --> 00:25:53,090
SHE'S STILL IN THE BATHROOM.
772
00:25:53,124 --> 00:25:54,291
SHE MISSED THAT ENTIRE STORY.
773
00:25:54,325 --> 00:25:55,693
SHAWN, IT'S NOT MY FAULT
THAT YOU NEVER CARED
774
00:25:55,727 --> 00:25:57,094
ABOUT ANYTHING IN HIGH SCHOOL.
775
00:25:57,128 --> 00:25:58,996
YEAH, WELL, AS IT TURNS OUT,
776
00:25:59,030 --> 00:26:01,198
IT SEEMS I DID CARE
ABOUT SOMETHING.
777
00:26:01,232 --> 00:26:03,868
I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER
MUCH ANYMORE.
778
00:26:06,704 --> 00:26:08,372
DAD, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
MISS OUT ON A MOMENT?
779
00:26:08,405 --> 00:26:09,874
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
780
00:26:09,907 --> 00:26:10,708
LIKE AN OPPORTUNITY.
781
00:26:10,742 --> 00:26:12,677
YOU THINK YOU COULD MISS
AN OPPORTUNITY
782
00:26:12,710 --> 00:26:14,111
IN A MOMENT.
783
00:26:14,145 --> 00:26:16,047
YOU KNOW,
AND THEN IT'S TOO LATE.
784
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,115
AND THE COURSE OF YOUR LIFE
IS CHANGED FOREVER.
785
00:26:18,149 --> 00:26:20,584
YEAH.
ABSOLUTELY.
786
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,657
WAIT A MINUTE.
IS THIS ABOUT A GIRL?
787
00:26:25,690 --> 00:26:26,958
MAYBE.
788
00:26:26,991 --> 00:26:29,961
LIFE IS NOT MADE UP
OF A SINGLE MOMENT.
789
00:26:29,994 --> 00:26:31,929
IT'S MADE UP
OF A GAZILLION MOMENTS.
790
00:26:31,963 --> 00:26:34,198
WHAT DEFINES US
IS THE CHOICE WE MAKE
791
00:26:34,231 --> 00:26:36,333
IN THE NEXT MOMENT,
AND THE ONE AFTER THAT.
792
00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:37,969
THESE MOMENTS, SHAWN,
THEY'RE HAPPENING.
793
00:26:38,002 --> 00:26:41,005
THEY'RE ALL AROUND US
ALL THE TIME.
794
00:26:44,742 --> 00:26:46,210
YOU'RE HAVING ONE RIGHT NOW.
795
00:26:46,243 --> 00:26:47,645
I JUST KEEP WONDERING,
796
00:26:47,679 --> 00:26:49,380
LIKE, WHAT IF I'D MADE
A DIFFERENT CHOICE,
797
00:26:49,413 --> 00:26:51,248
YOU KNOW,
LIKE, ON A PARTICULAR NIGHT,
798
00:26:51,282 --> 00:26:52,650
IN ONE OF THESE MOMENTS,
799
00:26:52,684 --> 00:26:54,652
WHO WOULD I BE NOW?
800
00:26:54,686 --> 00:26:57,822
WELL, I SUSPECT THAT YOU
WOULDN'T BE YOU.
801
00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:06,097
GOOD TALK, DAD.
802
00:27:06,130 --> 00:27:07,965
I GOTTA RUN.
803
00:27:07,999 --> 00:27:10,167
ACTUALLY, THERE IS
ONE MORE THING.
804
00:27:10,201 --> 00:27:12,303
DO YOU THINK I COULD BORROW
YOUR UNDERPANTS?
805
00:27:12,336 --> 00:27:17,241
JUST--JUST FOR, LIKE,
TEN MINUTES.
806
00:27:17,274 --> 00:27:19,410
OH, COME ON!
807
00:27:19,443 --> 00:27:20,812
WE'RE ALREADY IN THE CAR!
808
00:27:20,845 --> 00:27:22,747
THESE ARE--THESE ARE ICONIC
FILM REFERENCES
809
00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:24,281
I'M MAKING TONIGHT.
810
00:27:24,315 --> 00:27:27,919
(Shawn)
HIS NAME IS PETER COLTER,
CLASS OF '95.
811
00:27:27,952 --> 00:27:29,687
(Gus)
CAN WE HURRY THIS UP?
812
00:27:29,721 --> 00:27:30,788
I'M DUE BACK IN THE GYM
TO MAKE MY PRESENTATION.
813
00:27:30,822 --> 00:27:32,289
IF CHIEF VICK KNEW I WAS
RUNNING NAMES FOR YOU GUYS,
814
00:27:32,323 --> 00:27:33,725
I'D LOSE MY ASS.
815
00:27:33,758 --> 00:27:34,892
WE DEFINITELY DON'T WANT THAT
TO HAPPEN.
816
00:27:34,926 --> 00:27:35,893
OH, WAIT--
817
00:27:35,927 --> 00:27:36,293
I HAVE SOMETHING.
818
00:27:36,327 --> 00:27:37,461
WHAT IS IT?
819
00:27:37,494 --> 00:27:38,963
WELL, IT'S NOT CRIMINAL,
820
00:27:38,996 --> 00:27:39,964
BUT IT'S AN ACCIDENT REPORT.
821
00:27:39,997 --> 00:27:40,965
THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT
822
00:27:40,998 --> 00:27:42,333
ON JUNE 6TH, 1995.
823
00:27:42,366 --> 00:27:44,435
THAT WAS THREE DAYS
BEFORE GRADUATION.
824
00:27:44,468 --> 00:27:46,270
(Juliet)
PETER COLTER WAS THE DRIVER.
ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED.
825
00:27:46,303 --> 00:27:48,105
HE HIT ANOTHER VEHICLE
HEAD-ON.
826
00:27:48,139 --> 00:27:50,241
A MAN WAS THROWN FROM THE CAR
20 FEET.
827
00:27:50,274 --> 00:27:51,275
WE WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL,
828
00:27:51,308 --> 00:27:53,077
SURVIVED IN A COMA
FOR SEVEN MONTHS
829
00:27:53,110 --> 00:27:55,479
AND EVENTUALLY DIED
FROM INTERNAL INJURIES.
830
00:27:55,512 --> 00:27:57,114
PETER COLTER WAS THEN CHARGED
831
00:27:57,148 --> 00:27:58,382
WITH INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER
832
00:27:58,415 --> 00:28:00,217
AND RECEIVED SIX YEARS
PROBATION.
833
00:28:00,251 --> 00:28:01,819
BUT THERE WERE
TWO OTHER PASSENGERS
834
00:28:01,853 --> 00:28:02,820
IN THE CAR WITH HIM.
835
00:28:02,854 --> 00:28:04,388
LET ME GUESS.
836
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:06,390
HOWIE TOLKIN
AND EILEEN MAZWELL.
837
00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:07,224
YEAH, HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
838
00:28:07,258 --> 00:28:09,293
BECAUSE I'VE SEEN
PRETTY IN PINK,
839
00:28:09,326 --> 00:28:11,395
LIKE, 75 TIMES.
840
00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:13,497
WAIT, WAIT,
AND HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.
841
00:28:13,530 --> 00:28:14,498
WELL, IT'S SMALL,
842
00:28:14,531 --> 00:28:15,767
BUT SOME PETTY THEFT
843
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,802
THAT WAS OUT OF STATE.
844
00:28:17,835 --> 00:28:19,937
SHOPLIFTING
IN FALLON, NEVADA,
845
00:28:19,971 --> 00:28:22,807
WHICH LEADS ME
TO A RESTRAINING ORDER.
846
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,909
IT WAS PLACED ONE MONTH AGO
847
00:28:24,942 --> 00:28:26,744
BY EILEEN MAZWELL
AND PETER COLTER.
848
00:28:26,778 --> 00:28:27,945
FOR WHAT?
849
00:28:27,979 --> 00:28:29,513
HARASSMENT.
850
00:28:29,546 --> 00:28:33,450
[humming]
851
00:28:33,484 --> 00:28:34,752
PETER WASN'T DRIVING
THE CAR THAT NIGHT.
852
00:28:34,786 --> 00:28:35,753
IT WAS HOWIE.
853
00:28:35,787 --> 00:28:37,488
WHAT, AND HE TOOK THE RAP
FOR THE ACCIDENT?
854
00:28:37,521 --> 00:28:38,489
WHY?
855
00:28:38,522 --> 00:28:40,224
A MOMENT AND A CHOICE, GUS.
856
00:28:40,257 --> 00:28:41,492
LOOK, HOWIE AND EILEEN
KILLED PETER.
857
00:28:41,525 --> 00:28:43,294
I KNOW IT ALL NOW.
858
00:28:43,327 --> 00:28:44,896
BUT NO BODY, NO CRIME.
859
00:28:44,929 --> 00:28:46,197
SERIOUSLY, JULES?
860
00:28:46,230 --> 00:28:48,065
THAT HAS TO BE ON A POSTER
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
861
00:28:48,099 --> 00:28:49,466
IT'S JUST SOMETHING
WE SAY.
862
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,534
WAIT, SO WE KNOW WHO
THE KILLERS ARE.
863
00:28:50,567 --> 00:28:51,936
WE KNOW WHO THEY KILLED.
864
00:28:51,969 --> 00:28:53,370
BUT WE DON'T HAVE A BODY?
WHERE IS IT?
865
00:28:53,404 --> 00:28:54,505
WELL, IF I WAS JUST
SOME AVERAGE GUY
866
00:28:54,538 --> 00:28:55,672
WITHOUT ANY SUPERPOWERS,
I'D SAY,
867
00:28:55,706 --> 00:28:58,275
[mumbling dumbly]
I DON'T KNOW.
WHY YOU ASKING ME?
868
00:28:58,309 --> 00:28:59,777
BUT AS HEAD PSYCHIC
869
00:28:59,811 --> 00:29:01,245
OF THE SANTA BARBARA
POLICE DEPARTMENT,
870
00:29:01,278 --> 00:29:05,182
I'D SAY I DON'T KNOW,
871
00:29:05,216 --> 00:29:06,317
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?
872
00:29:06,350 --> 00:29:07,518
SHAWN.
873
00:29:07,551 --> 00:29:09,520
IT'S STILL HIDDEN SOMEWHERE
AT THAT SCHOOL!
874
00:29:09,553 --> 00:29:11,522
O'HARA, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE THIS LATE?
875
00:29:11,555 --> 00:29:12,990
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE OFF TONIGHT.
876
00:29:13,024 --> 00:29:14,859
YEAH, UM, YOU KNOW,
877
00:29:14,892 --> 00:29:17,428
I WAS OUT, STOPPED BACK BY.
878
00:29:17,461 --> 00:29:19,430
I, UH, YOU KNOW,
FORGOT MY, UH, CHAPSTICK.
879
00:29:19,463 --> 00:29:21,899
WHICH I NOW HAVE.
YAY.
880
00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:23,534
WHERE WERE YOU AT,
YOUR PROM?
881
00:29:23,567 --> 00:29:24,936
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
882
00:29:24,969 --> 00:29:26,237
BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING
A PROM DRESS.
883
00:29:29,573 --> 00:29:30,574
AND ARE YOU TWO ON A CASE?
884
00:29:30,607 --> 00:29:32,176
CHIEF.
885
00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:33,510
BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER
ASSIGNING YOU ONE.
886
00:29:33,544 --> 00:29:35,913
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
887
00:29:35,947 --> 00:29:37,548
SHE WAS HELPING ME.
I JUST MADE A BUST.
888
00:29:37,581 --> 00:29:38,850
UH, AND WHO IS THAT?
889
00:29:38,883 --> 00:29:40,551
THAT IS A REAL SCHIZOID.
890
00:29:40,584 --> 00:29:42,519
ELIZABETH REBA DAVIS,
891
00:29:42,553 --> 00:29:44,922
A.K.A. MINDY HOWLAND.
892
00:29:44,956 --> 00:29:45,923
WOMAN'S BEEN FILLING
FALSE PRESCRIPTIONS
893
00:29:45,957 --> 00:29:48,325
UNDER FAKE NAMES
SINCE '96.
894
00:29:48,359 --> 00:29:49,493
(Vick)
OH, OKAY.
895
00:29:49,526 --> 00:29:50,828
I SEE.
896
00:29:50,862 --> 00:29:53,831
WELL, GOOD WORK, PEOPLE.
897
00:29:54,598 --> 00:29:56,200
OH, AND BY THE WAY,
898
00:29:56,233 --> 00:29:58,035
WHATEVER IT IS
YOU'RE REALLY WORKING ON,
899
00:29:58,069 --> 00:30:00,137
YOU'RE NOT BEING PAID
FOR THIS.
900
00:30:03,507 --> 00:30:05,409
OW.
901
00:30:05,442 --> 00:30:07,411
THANK YOU FOR THAT,
LASSITER.
902
00:30:07,444 --> 00:30:08,512
YEAH, SWEET.
903
00:30:08,545 --> 00:30:09,981
LOOK, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I'M GONNA GET BACK TO THIS.
904
00:30:10,014 --> 00:30:11,348
I DON'T WANT TO MISS
THE MUG SHOTS.
905
00:30:11,382 --> 00:30:12,884
I'M HAVING FUN.
906
00:30:12,917 --> 00:30:16,854
IT'S THE BEST DATE I'VE BEEN ON
IN A LONG TIME.
907
00:30:16,888 --> 00:30:19,090
(Shawn)
HE LANDED HERE.
908
00:30:19,123 --> 00:30:20,191
WE KNOW THAT.
909
00:30:20,224 --> 00:30:21,225
THERE'S NO OTHER ENTRANCE
910
00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:22,426
THEY COULD'VE GOTTEN INTO
911
00:30:22,459 --> 00:30:24,128
UNLESS THEY DRAGGED THE BODY
200 YARDS
912
00:30:24,161 --> 00:30:25,162
ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE GYM.
913
00:30:25,196 --> 00:30:29,300
RIGHT.
914
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:30,902
WAIT A MINUTE.
915
00:30:35,572 --> 00:30:38,242
THAT...
IS THE GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM.
916
00:30:38,275 --> 00:30:41,478
OH, NOW THAT HE REMEMBERS.
917
00:30:41,512 --> 00:30:43,614
HOW WOULD THEY EVEN GET A BODY
DOWN THERE ANYWAY?
918
00:30:43,647 --> 00:30:45,917
THAT'S, LIKE, A 13-FOOT DROP.
919
00:30:45,950 --> 00:30:47,618
AH.
920
00:30:47,651 --> 00:30:49,887
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT, PARTNER.
921
00:30:49,921 --> 00:30:50,888
I'M GONNA EASE YOU DOWN,
922
00:30:50,922 --> 00:30:51,855
AND I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
923
00:30:51,889 --> 00:30:53,624
YOU MUST BE OUT
OF YOUR DAMN MIND, SHAWN.
924
00:30:53,657 --> 00:30:54,992
I'M NOT GOING DOWN THERE
FIRST.
925
00:30:55,026 --> 00:30:56,093
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
926
00:30:56,127 --> 00:30:57,594
YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS
TO ME NOW
927
00:30:57,628 --> 00:30:59,496
AFTER I'VE LAID
ALL THE GROUND WORK?
928
00:30:59,530 --> 00:31:01,032
NOW WILL YOU
JUST GET DOWN THERE?
929
00:31:01,065 --> 00:31:02,967
I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.
HELP ME BACK UP.
930
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,535
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU'RE IN.
931
00:31:04,568 --> 00:31:05,536
HELP ME UP, SHAWN.
932
00:31:05,569 --> 00:31:06,603
ALL RIGHT.
933
00:31:08,005 --> 00:31:09,373
[grunts]
934
00:31:09,406 --> 00:31:10,574
[thud]
935
00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:13,110
UH.
OKAY.
936
00:31:13,144 --> 00:31:14,912
NOW YOU, SHAWN.
937
00:31:14,946 --> 00:31:16,981
SHAWN?
938
00:31:17,014 --> 00:31:19,917
DUDE, I AM SO SORRY.
939
00:31:19,951 --> 00:31:23,454
I DIDN'T REALIZE
I'VE HAD THE KEYS ALL ALONG.
940
00:31:23,487 --> 00:31:24,588
LET'S JUST GET TO IT.
941
00:31:24,621 --> 00:31:26,090
OKAY, INDEED.
942
00:31:26,123 --> 00:31:27,491
LET'S FIND US A BODY.
943
00:31:27,524 --> 00:31:31,595
BUT FIRST, LET'S BOTH OF US
TAKE A PRIVATE MOMENT
944
00:31:31,628 --> 00:31:33,965
TO PAY HOMAGE TO ALL
OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS
945
00:31:33,998 --> 00:31:35,299
THAT HAVE OCCURRED HERE
OVER THE YEARS.
946
00:31:35,332 --> 00:31:37,301
[door opens]
947
00:31:50,581 --> 00:31:52,583
[whispering]
DUDE, IT'S HOWIE
AND EILEEN.
948
00:31:52,616 --> 00:31:54,285
THAT'S WHY THEY HAVEN'T LEFT
THE REUNION.
949
00:31:54,318 --> 00:31:56,053
THEY STASHED THE BODY,
BUT NOW THEY'VE GOT TO MOVE IT.
950
00:31:56,087 --> 00:31:57,989
YEAH, BUT WHERE IS IT?
951
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:03,627
[door slams shut]
952
00:32:06,163 --> 00:32:07,631
(Eileen)
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
953
00:32:07,664 --> 00:32:09,233
(Howie)
I THINK THERE'S SOMEBODY
IN HERE WITH US.
954
00:32:09,266 --> 00:32:12,369
I THINK IT CAME
FROM THE STALLS.
955
00:32:18,509 --> 00:32:28,552
[door slams open]
956
00:32:28,552 --> 00:32:38,562
[door slams open]
957
00:32:48,605 --> 00:32:50,174
NOBODY'S THERE.
958
00:32:50,207 --> 00:32:52,976
CHECK THE LOCKERS.
959
00:33:08,092 --> 00:33:10,594
DO YOU HAVE A STICK
OR A SMALL LEAF?
960
00:33:10,627 --> 00:33:13,297
WHY WOULD I HAVE A STICK?
961
00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:24,007
OKAY.
962
00:33:28,112 --> 00:33:29,146
[raspy scream]
963
00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:31,282
TCH-TCH-TCH-TCH.
964
00:33:33,650 --> 00:33:35,252
WE GOTTA GET THIS BODY
TO LASSITER
965
00:33:35,286 --> 00:33:36,620
IF I'M GONNA ACCUSE THEM
OF THE CRIME.
966
00:33:36,653 --> 00:33:38,522
WHY DON'T WE BRING LASSITER
DOWN HERE?
967
00:33:38,555 --> 00:33:40,324
YEAH, WE COME BACK AND
THE BODY'S GONE AGAIN, COME ON!
968
00:33:40,357 --> 00:33:41,358
IF TOLKIN FINDS US,
969
00:33:41,392 --> 00:33:42,626
HE'S GONNA STRANGLE US.
970
00:33:42,659 --> 00:33:45,229
HE STRANGLES PEOPLE,
SHAWN.
971
00:33:45,262 --> 00:33:46,497
HEAD OR FEET?
972
00:33:56,507 --> 00:33:59,510
SHAWN.
SHAWN SPENCER.
973
00:33:59,543 --> 00:34:01,545
WERE YOU GIRLS ABLE
TO GET SOME PUNCH?
974
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,450
[rock music]
975
00:34:06,483 --> 00:34:10,554
*
976
00:34:10,587 --> 00:34:11,622
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW?
977
00:34:11,655 --> 00:34:14,725
FLYING TO SAN FRANCISCO
FOR WORK.
978
00:34:14,758 --> 00:34:17,528
YOU KNOW I'M JUST HERE
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
979
00:34:17,561 --> 00:34:18,662
YEAH, OF COURSE.
980
00:34:18,695 --> 00:34:20,531
I, JUST, I...
981
00:34:20,564 --> 00:34:22,099
ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT YOU
MIGHT WANT TO SEE
982
00:34:22,133 --> 00:34:23,400
MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
983
00:34:23,434 --> 00:34:24,868
YOU DID?
984
00:34:24,901 --> 00:34:27,304
YEAH, SURE, THIS IS...
985
00:34:27,338 --> 00:34:29,440
THIS IS ONLY HALF
THE PICTURE.
986
00:34:35,246 --> 00:34:36,713
[laughs]
987
00:34:36,747 --> 00:34:38,282
YEAH!
THAT WAS FUN, RIGHT?
988
00:34:38,315 --> 00:34:41,818
SO IT IS NOW TIME
TO ANNOUNCE
989
00:34:41,852 --> 00:34:45,356
THE REUNION PROM
QUEEN AND KING.
990
00:34:45,389 --> 00:34:48,392
HOWIE TOLKIN!
991
00:34:48,425 --> 00:34:50,627
[cheers and applause]
992
00:34:50,661 --> 00:34:52,496
AND HIS REAL LIFE BRIDE,
993
00:34:52,529 --> 00:34:55,399
EILEEN MAZWELL!
994
00:34:55,432 --> 00:34:57,834
[cheers and applause]
995
00:34:57,868 --> 00:34:59,203
HEY, HEY, HEY!
WHERE YOU GOING?
996
00:34:59,236 --> 00:35:00,404
HOWIE, EILEEN,
COME UP HERE!
997
00:35:05,442 --> 00:35:07,411
THIS IS EXCITING.
998
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,182
CONGRATULATIONS.
999
00:35:11,215 --> 00:35:14,318
LOOKS LIKE HISTORY
HAS REPEATED ITSELF.
1000
00:35:14,351 --> 00:35:16,853
THOSE CROWNS SURE ARE HEAVY.
1001
00:35:16,887 --> 00:35:18,422
YES, THEY ARE.
1002
00:35:18,455 --> 00:35:21,525
HEAVY WITH LIES.
1003
00:35:21,558 --> 00:35:23,360
YOU SEE, MY FELLOW ALUMNI,
1004
00:35:23,394 --> 00:35:27,431
ONE OF YOUR CLASSMATES
WAS MURDERED HERE TONIGHT.
1005
00:35:27,464 --> 00:35:29,733
HIS NAME WAS PETER COLTER.
1006
00:35:29,766 --> 00:35:31,368
HE WAS A SMART KID.
1007
00:35:31,402 --> 00:35:32,836
HE WAS A A WIZ
AT FIXING CARS.
1008
00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:34,571
HE WAS ALSO THE WATER BOY
FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
1009
00:35:34,605 --> 00:35:36,507
THE REASON YOU PROBABLY
DON'T REMEMBER HIM VERY WELL
1010
00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:40,477
IS BECAUSE HE LIVED
IN THEIR SHADOW.
1011
00:35:40,511 --> 00:35:42,346
HE WORSHIPPED THEM,
DO ANYTHING FOR THEM,
1012
00:35:42,379 --> 00:35:45,349
INCLUDING TAKING A RAP
FOR A TRAGIC CAR ACCIDENT
1013
00:35:45,382 --> 00:35:49,586
THAT WAS ACTUALLY CAUSED
BY HOWIE.
1014
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:52,323
AND YOU LET HIM DO IT
1015
00:35:52,356 --> 00:35:53,390
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE
1016
00:35:53,424 --> 00:35:55,759
YOUR PRECIOUS SCHOLARSHIP.
1017
00:35:55,792 --> 00:35:57,361
POOR PETER'S LIFE
1018
00:35:57,394 --> 00:35:59,296
WAS STUCK IN THAT MOMENT,
AND HE NEVER RECOVERED.
1019
00:35:59,330 --> 00:36:02,199
THAT'S WHY HE DIDN'T SHOW UP
TO TAKE HIS YEARBOOK PHOTO,
1020
00:36:02,233 --> 00:36:03,300
AND THAT'S WHY HE MOVED AWAY
1021
00:36:03,334 --> 00:36:05,336
AND ENDED UP COMMITTING
PETTY CRIMES.
1022
00:36:05,369 --> 00:36:07,338
MEANWHILE, THE TWO OF YOU
MOVED ON
1023
00:36:07,371 --> 00:36:08,339
TO UCLA.
1024
00:36:08,372 --> 00:36:09,640
YOU MARRIED YOUR PROM QUEEN.
1025
00:36:09,673 --> 00:36:11,442
PROBABLY NEVER GAVE
YOUR OLD FRIEND PETER
1026
00:36:11,475 --> 00:36:12,476
ANOTHER THOUGHT.
1027
00:36:12,509 --> 00:36:15,712
THAT IS...
UNTIL ABOUT A MONTH AGO.
1028
00:36:15,746 --> 00:36:17,381
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, EILEEN?
1029
00:36:17,414 --> 00:36:18,382
SEEING IT'S NO COINCIDENCE
1030
00:36:18,415 --> 00:36:20,284
THAT THE RESTRAINING ORDER
THE YOU FILED
1031
00:36:20,317 --> 00:36:23,254
AGAINST PETER JUST HAPPENED
TO COINCIDE
1032
00:36:23,287 --> 00:36:25,322
WITH HOWIE HERE
ANNOUNCING HIS CANDIDACY
1033
00:36:25,356 --> 00:36:26,490
IN THE STATE ASSEMBLY.
1034
00:36:26,523 --> 00:36:27,358
PETER COULDN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE.
1035
00:36:27,391 --> 00:36:29,726
HE NEEDED THE TRUTH
TO COME OUT,
1036
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:30,927
SO HE CONTACTED YOU.
1037
00:36:30,961 --> 00:36:32,463
YOU TWO DID EVERYTHING
YOU COULD
1038
00:36:32,496 --> 00:36:33,697
TO PREVENT HIM
FROM COMING HERE TONIGHT,
1039
00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:35,232
BUT HE CAME ANYWAY.
1040
00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:37,434
HE WORE
HIS LETTERMAN'S JACKET
1041
00:36:37,468 --> 00:36:40,437
WITH HIS SPECIAL STATE
CHAMPIONSHIP PIN.
1042
00:36:40,471 --> 00:36:44,441
STILL STUCK
IN THAT ONE MOMENT.
1043
00:36:44,475 --> 00:36:45,576
HE VISITED ALL HIS OLD HAUNTS.
1044
00:36:45,609 --> 00:36:49,480
MADE A STOP
AT THE AUTO SHOP.
1045
00:36:49,513 --> 00:36:52,283
GOT A LITTLE UPSET
WHEN HE SAW THE TROPHY SHRINE
1046
00:36:52,316 --> 00:36:53,250
BUILT TO CELEBRATE YOU.
1047
00:36:53,284 --> 00:36:56,019
FINALLY, HE CONFRONTED YOU BOTH
ON THE ROOF,
1048
00:36:56,052 --> 00:36:57,454
DRUNK AND UPSET.
1049
00:36:57,488 --> 00:36:59,456
YOU COULDN'T LET HIM UNCOVER
THE TRUTH.
1050
00:36:59,490 --> 00:37:01,458
IT WAS WAY TOO MUCH
TO LOSE.
1051
00:37:01,492 --> 00:37:04,428
SO YOU GAVE HIM
ONE FINAL PUSH.
1052
00:37:04,461 --> 00:37:07,731
SILENCED HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL.
1053
00:37:07,764 --> 00:37:11,268
THREE ARRESTS IN ONE NIGHT.
NOT BAD.
1054
00:37:11,302 --> 00:37:12,603
PLEASE TELL ME
YOU HAVE A BODY.
1055
00:37:12,636 --> 00:37:13,670
IT'S THE FURRY SABERCAT
BACKSTAGE.
1056
00:37:13,704 --> 00:37:15,839
GREAT!
1057
00:37:15,872 --> 00:37:17,374
(man)
STAND UP, PLEASE.
1058
00:37:17,408 --> 00:37:18,942
UP.
1059
00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:21,578
HOMICIDE HOWIE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
1060
00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:26,450
AND NOW I'D JUST LIKE
TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY
1061
00:37:26,483 --> 00:37:27,951
TO THANK SOMEONE
WHO'S NOT ONLY RESPONSIBLE
1062
00:37:27,984 --> 00:37:31,288
FOR PLANNING ALL OF THIS
TONIGHT,
1063
00:37:31,322 --> 00:37:33,490
COMPLETE
WITH A RASTAFARIAN THEME
1064
00:37:33,524 --> 00:37:35,726
THAT YOU ALL EMBRACED
SO HEARTILY,
1065
00:37:35,759 --> 00:37:37,794
BUT WHO IS ALSO
THE MASTERMIND
1066
00:37:37,828 --> 00:37:39,463
BEHIND THE SOLVING
OF TONIGHT'S CRIME.
1067
00:37:39,496 --> 00:37:40,764
I KNOW IT'S TRUE,
1068
00:37:40,797 --> 00:37:43,367
I'M THE PSYCHIC.
1069
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,469
BUT, UH, OFTEN TIMES
MY REVELATIONS
1070
00:37:45,502 --> 00:37:47,504
ARE NOTHING BUT A CRYPTIC MESS.
1071
00:37:47,538 --> 00:37:48,505
TONIGHT, FOR INSTANCE,
1072
00:37:48,539 --> 00:37:49,706
ALL I COULD SEE
1073
00:37:49,740 --> 00:37:51,074
WERE SCENES
FROM PRETTY IN PINK,
1074
00:37:51,107 --> 00:37:53,410
A GIANT RHOMBUS
IN A T-SHIRT
1075
00:37:53,444 --> 00:37:54,645
THAT READ "SOCCER MOMS
ARE EASY."
1076
00:37:54,678 --> 00:37:56,413
NOW I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THESE THINGS MEAN,
1077
00:37:56,447 --> 00:37:59,049
BUT GUS IS SOMEHOW
ABLE TO SHAPE THEM
1078
00:37:59,082 --> 00:38:01,585
INTO COLD HARD
EVIDENTIAL FACTS.
1079
00:38:01,618 --> 00:38:03,487
BUT THAT IS NOT
WHAT MAKES HIM GREAT.
1080
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,088
NO, SIR.
1081
00:38:05,121 --> 00:38:07,324
BURTON GUSTER HAS BEEN
MY BEST FRIEND
1082
00:38:07,358 --> 00:38:08,425
SINCE WE WERE FIVE.
1083
00:38:08,459 --> 00:38:10,461
AND MAYBE,
1084
00:38:10,494 --> 00:38:12,729
JUST MAYBE,
1085
00:38:12,763 --> 00:38:14,631
IF ANY OF YOU CAN LOOK
YOURSELVES IN THE MIRROR
1086
00:38:14,665 --> 00:38:15,799
AND KNOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN
1087
00:38:15,832 --> 00:38:18,502
HALF AS GOOD A FRIEND
TO SOMEONE ELSE
1088
00:38:18,535 --> 00:38:21,438
AS GUS HAS BEEN TO ME...
1089
00:38:21,472 --> 00:38:24,941
WELL, YOU TOO
CAN BE CONSIDERED GREAT.
1090
00:38:24,975 --> 00:38:27,544
GIVE IT UP
FOR MY BEST FRIEND,
1091
00:38:27,578 --> 00:38:29,112
BURTON GUSTER.
1092
00:38:29,145 --> 00:38:31,682
[applause]
1093
00:38:31,715 --> 00:38:34,017
WHOO!
1094
00:38:35,419 --> 00:38:36,487
OH, HENRY.
1095
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,555
WE MUST'VE DONE
SOMETHING RIGHT.
1096
00:38:38,589 --> 00:38:41,024
THAT WAS ALL YOU.
1097
00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:42,493
YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1098
00:38:51,502 --> 00:38:53,804
I MUST SAY
THAT WAS QUITE IMPRESSIVE.
1099
00:38:53,837 --> 00:38:55,739
IF YOU'RE THAT GOOD
OF A DETECTIVE,
1100
00:38:55,772 --> 00:38:57,408
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
WHAT SORT OF MIDWIFE YOU MADE.
1101
00:38:57,441 --> 00:39:00,544
OKAY, THIS IS
13 YEARS OVERDUE,
1102
00:39:00,577 --> 00:39:01,612
BUT HERE GOES.
1103
00:39:01,645 --> 00:39:02,913
I KNOW THAT YOU THINK
1104
00:39:02,946 --> 00:39:04,981
THAT I DIDN'T SHOW UP
THE NIGHT I WAS SUPPOSED
1105
00:39:05,015 --> 00:39:06,383
TO MEET YOU AT THE CARNIVAL,
1106
00:39:06,417 --> 00:39:08,885
BUT THE TRUTH IS I DID.
1107
00:39:08,919 --> 00:39:11,988
YOU WERE STANDING AT THE END
OF THE PIER.
1108
00:39:12,022 --> 00:39:15,992
YOU WERE WEARING A BLUE,
THIN-STRIPED BABY DOLL DRESS.
1109
00:39:16,026 --> 00:39:19,530
DOC MARTEN SANDALS,
BLACK.
1110
00:39:19,563 --> 00:39:21,932
YOU HAD A ROW OF RED BUTTERFLY
CLIPS IN YOUR HAIR,
1111
00:39:21,965 --> 00:39:24,167
SHORT JEAN JACKET
AND THE RIGHT POCKET WAS RIPPED
1112
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,937
BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS USED
TO SHOVE YOUR FIST IN THERE
1113
00:39:26,970 --> 00:39:27,871
WHEN YOU GOT NERVOUS.
1114
00:39:27,904 --> 00:39:30,741
YOU WERE PACING BACK
AND FORTH THAT NIGHT.
1115
00:39:30,774 --> 00:39:32,776
YOU WAITED AROUND
ALMOST AN HOUR
1116
00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:34,778
BEFORE YOU WALKED AWAY.
1117
00:39:34,811 --> 00:39:38,782
UM, THESE ARE OUR TICKETS
TO THE CARNIVAL.
1118
00:39:38,815 --> 00:39:40,851
I SAVED THEM.
1119
00:39:40,884 --> 00:39:43,454
I WAS SO NERVOUS,
I CHOKED.
1120
00:39:43,487 --> 00:39:44,455
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
1121
00:39:44,488 --> 00:39:45,689
THAT HARDLY EVER HAPPENS
TO ME.
1122
00:39:45,722 --> 00:39:46,857
BUT THE TRUTH IS, ABIGAIL,
1123
00:39:46,890 --> 00:39:50,561
I THINK I LIKED YOU
TOO MUCH.
1124
00:39:50,594 --> 00:39:53,630
AND SOMEWHERE IN THE BACK
OF MY HEAD,
1125
00:39:53,664 --> 00:39:55,832
I KNEW WHAT THAT NIGHT
WOULD MEAN
1126
00:39:55,866 --> 00:39:59,035
AND EVEN HOW MY LIFE
COULD BE DIFFERENT NOW
1127
00:39:59,069 --> 00:40:01,104
IF I HADN'T LET YOU
WALK AWAY.
1128
00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:04,708
BUT THIS
IS A DIFFERENT MOMENT,
1129
00:40:04,741 --> 00:40:06,777
AND IT'S A CHANCE TO MAKE
A DIFFERENT CHOICE.
1130
00:40:06,810 --> 00:40:09,480
AND YOU'RE REALLY AMAZING,
1131
00:40:09,513 --> 00:40:11,548
AND I KNOW WE CAN'T GO BACK
IN TIME,
1132
00:40:11,582 --> 00:40:13,717
BUT I DO WISH THAT
THERE WAS SOME WAY THAT I--
1133
00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:16,720
[slow rock music]
1134
00:40:16,753 --> 00:40:23,760
*
1135
00:40:28,632 --> 00:40:30,066
SO I'LL JUST KEEP THINKING,
1136
00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:33,003
AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING
THAT COMES TO MIND,
1137
00:40:33,036 --> 00:40:34,070
I'LL LET YOU KNOW
1138
00:40:34,104 --> 00:40:37,508
THAT WAS...REALLY NICE.
1139
00:40:37,541 --> 00:40:39,209
PRETTY MUCH PERFECT.
1140
00:40:39,242 --> 00:40:40,677
YEAH.
1141
00:40:42,078 --> 00:40:43,814
PRETTY MUCH PERFECT.
1142
00:40:48,118 --> 00:40:50,186
SO WHERE DO WE GO
FROM HERE?
1143
00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:51,888
I DON'T KNOW.
1144
00:40:51,922 --> 00:40:55,091
MAYBE THIS IS WHAT...
1145
00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:57,027
CLOSURE FEELS LIKE?
1146
00:40:57,060 --> 00:41:01,598
MAYBE.
1147
00:41:01,632 --> 00:41:03,934
I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE 20-YEAR REUNION.
1148
00:41:03,967 --> 00:41:06,002
YEAH, UH...
1149
00:41:06,036 --> 00:41:07,871
THOUGH KNOWING GUS
IT'LL PROBABLY BE OUR 23RD,
1150
00:41:07,904 --> 00:41:10,206
BUT, UH, I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
1151
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,075
YEAH.
SURE.
1152
00:41:12,108 --> 00:41:14,745
OKAY.
1153
00:41:14,778 --> 00:41:22,052
BYE, SHAWN.
1154
00:41:22,085 --> 00:41:23,987
(Gus)
DEAR LELAND BOSSEIGH HIGH
ADMINISTRATIVE BOARD.
1155
00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:25,822
WE ACCEPT THAT YOU
ARE WITHHOLDING OUR DEPOSIT
1156
00:41:25,856 --> 00:41:27,724
OF $1,500 FOR DAMAGES.
1157
00:41:27,758 --> 00:41:31,528
WE ALSO ACCEPT THAT YOU JUST
SEE US AS YOU WANT TO SEE US:
1158
00:41:31,562 --> 00:41:32,629
IN THE SIMPLEST TERMS,
1159
00:41:32,663 --> 00:41:35,666
IN THE MOST CONVENIENT
DEFINITIONS.
1160
00:41:35,699 --> 00:41:36,533
A SNARKY PSYCHIC,
1161
00:41:36,567 --> 00:41:39,235
AN UPTIGHT PHARMACEUTICALS
SALESMAN,
1162
00:41:39,269 --> 00:41:41,605
A PRETTY FEMALE BLONDE
DETECTIVE,
1163
00:41:41,638 --> 00:41:42,773
AND A NOT SO PRETTY,
1164
00:41:42,806 --> 00:41:44,140
UNUSUALLY LANKY DETECTIVE.
1165
00:41:44,174 --> 00:41:46,810
BUT EACH OF US
IS ALL OF THOSE THINGS.
1166
00:41:46,843 --> 00:41:49,212
PLUS OUR NORMAL FEE
FOR SOLVING A MURDER
1167
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:51,281
IN ONE MEANINGFUL EVENING
IS TWICE THAT.
1168
00:41:51,314 --> 00:41:54,150
SO ENCLOSED IS A BILL
FOR $3,000.
1169
00:41:54,184 --> 00:41:56,319
PLEASE REMIT PAYMENT
IN THE FORM OF A CHECK
1170
00:41:56,352 --> 00:42:01,157
MADE OUT SIMPLY
TO "PSYCH."
1171
00:42:01,191 --> 00:42:04,194
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