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I can't believe it's been, what, like two years since we've been on a trip

together?

Yeah, I think so. When I was 20, we went on our last vacation.

Wow. Oh, my gosh, yeah. It's been too long. I mean, you are my best friend. I

need to make more time for you, especially now that your father's gone.

Yeah, but that's none of our fault.

I have college.

You have work.

The most we could do is just appreciate the time we do have.

Yeah. But I can't wait to go on an adventure with my stepmom.

I know. Me neither. I am so excited.

The only thing is figuring out, like, where to go.

Yeah, a lot of interesting places. Totally.

Oh, my gosh. It is so cold in here.

I always forget that your room is the coldest one in the house.

Oh, speaking of cold, what if we went skiing in the Alps?

That's the...

Really good idea.

I mean, you always used to love cold places.

Yeah, maybe something warmer.

Maybe the beach would be better. I heard in Naples

that the weather is a lot nicer.

So maybe.

Oh, yeah, I love that idea. And I hear that they have beautiful beaches.

Yeah, do you still have that bikini?

Mm -hmm, yeah.

My favorite bikini to wear.

Maybe something sportier, like, I don't know, climbing a cliff or hiking.

Yeah. They got the same stuff in Naples.

Okay. Yeah, I mean, I could totally go for something, like, athletic. I mean,

and you're in the best shape of your life, my strong man.

I can totally picture you just, like, climbing the sea cliffs of Naples with

your honed biceps and your, uh, and your, uh.

Firm legs and strong core.

But you know what? Maybe, why don't we pick somewhere, like if we want

like Buenos Aires or something. We could just like take dancing lessons.

Yeah, I heard Argentina is famous for sexy dancing.

I don't know why I said that.

Seems like we're having a hard time planning this vacation.

Yeah, I can't think straight right now.

Quite a few distractions.

Maybe we should just stay home.

Like, forget the vacation.

What do you think?

I don't really want to do that.

I mean, we're both adults.

We're both single.

What does it really matter if we go on a sexy vacation together?

Like, just because we're stepmom and stepson, we can't go on a sexy vacation?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

I don't care that you're my stepmom.

We can just have fun.

Mommy's titties. You like mommy's titties?

Nice and wet.

It's bigger than dad's, huh?

Oh.

Oh, my God. Those pretty ass little... Stay right

there.

Stay.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God.

Oh, God.