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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,560 Ugh, God. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:03,919 Ugh, I just need to get some sleep. 3 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,080 I'm so fucking tired. 4 00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:07,719 Oh, let's see. 5 00:00:08,419 --> 00:00:12,960 Um, there's only one bed. 6 00:00:13,419 --> 00:00:14,619 Don't worry about it. 7 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:15,400 It's one night. 8 00:00:15,539 --> 00:00:16,600 It's not going to be a big deal. 9 00:00:16,679 --> 00:00:18,019 We're both going to get a good night's sleep. 10 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:19,219 We'll put this over here. 11 00:00:20,899 --> 00:00:22,980 There's a mirror on the ceiling! 12 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:24,719 Oh, that's kind of cool. 13 00:00:24,859 --> 00:00:25,000 I don't know. What's cool about it?! Oh that's kinda cool, I don't know- 14 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 What's cool about it? 15 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 No, it's pretty cool. 16 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 What? How is that cool? 17 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 I wonder what that is. I wonder if I could get that off- 18 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Jesus! There's- what is this place? Like an hourly rental? 19 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 How much an hour was this? 20 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:44,000 You know what, it's not. Just- just don't be such a prude and a snob. 21 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:48,240 Just get your stuff together, we're both getting. It's 1.56 in the morning. 22 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:52,020 I have got to get some sleep. You have an interview in the morning. 23 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:54,859 You've got to get that job. You understand, right, Johnny? 24 00:00:54,859 --> 00:00:56,640 I'm going to sleep good staring at myself. 25 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,079 Listen, you're not going to stare at anything. 26 00:00:59,799 --> 00:01:02,640 If I had my eye mask, it's in the car. 27 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,079 Oh, fuck. I left it in the car. 28 00:01:04,659 --> 00:01:05,680 In the car? Is it even going to be ready in the morning? Yeah. They said the tire, it's in the... Oh, fuck. I left it in the car. In the car? 29 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,140 Is it even going to be ready in the morning? 30 00:01:07,219 --> 00:01:09,599 Yeah, they said the tire would be in in the morning. 31 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:10,260 You know what? 32 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,239 We're in the middle of nowhere. 33 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:12,260 What are we going to do? 34 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:12,700 Johnny. 35 00:01:13,579 --> 00:01:15,319 Johnny, don't worry about it. 36 00:01:15,879 --> 00:01:16,239 God. 37 00:01:17,299 --> 00:01:17,799 All right. 38 00:01:18,239 --> 00:01:19,120 Do you have something to sleep in? 39 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,000 Yeah, I got shorts. 40 00:01:21,239 --> 00:01:22,140 Okay, fine. 41 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,420 Then just, you know, just calm down. 42 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:30,000 I'm going to go get ready for bed and you just, just meditate or something. 43 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Whatever you gotta do, just meditate and, you know, be asleep in ten minutes and don't worry about it. 44 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Ten minutes. 45 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Alright, my yoga retreat's in the morning, I can't wait for my yoga retreat! 46 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 You're really just... 47 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Oh, yeah, that's probably... 48 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 I should have... 49 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Body for bodies, come on! 50 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Near bed, you want? 51 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Oh my god, this is so weird. 52 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,099 Yeah! 53 00:02:07,439 --> 00:02:16,219 You know, it's actually a good thing that my yoga retreat was on the way, you know, to... 54 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:22,479 Or your interview is on the way to my yoga retreat because that's going to work out great, you know, with you not having a car and all. 55 00:02:22,699 --> 00:02:24,759 You know, I'm not judging and I'm not saying anything. 56 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I know, I know, circumcision... You a car and all. You know, I'm not judging and I'm not saying anything. I know, I know circumcision is a... 57 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Hi. 58 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 You're gonna get this job. 59 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 We're gonna think positively. 60 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 You're gonna move out of the house. 61 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Your dad's gonna be proud of you and everything. 62 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 So don't, you know, don't worry about it. 63 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Thank God. 64 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Did you say something? 65 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 No. 66 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Okay. 67 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,300 No, no. I guess it's okay I'm gonna watch my face 68 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:50,159 I don't even have any makeup it's all in a fucking car 69 00:02:50,159 --> 00:03:07,039 we should I can't believe I didn't grab my bags I just grab my beach bag hey if Hey, if you have to go number two, go down to the lobby, okay? 70 00:03:07,039 --> 00:03:09,840 I'm not gonna go number two. 71 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:10,840 Not gonna... 72 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:11,840 Alright! 73 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:12,840 ...fall asleep. 74 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:17,840 You know, I usually sleep on that side, but... 75 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:18,840 Just... 76 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:19,840 Alright. 77 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,840 Look at us, we're like bunkmates. 78 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:23,840 Alright! 79 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,000 Jesus! Just... alright. Look at us! We're like bunkmates! 80 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Jesus! 81 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Do you think that light's ever gonna go out on the porch? 82 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 I could call it now. 83 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Don't even see a switchboard. 84 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 I'm so tired I'm just gonna go to sleep. 85 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 It's kinda chilly in here. 86 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Hey, wait, you're... 87 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:47,740 Why are you getting so close? Oh, my feet are cold. What? 88 00:03:48,159 --> 00:03:53,819 Why are you so close? It's cold. You know what? Screw this. I'm gonna... 89 00:03:54,500 --> 00:04:07,039 Okay. Well, that's broken. 90 00:04:09,159 --> 00:04:09,300 I told you it was by the hour. 91 00:04:10,139 --> 00:04:10,780 This shit's really uncomfortable. 92 00:04:11,039 --> 00:04:11,120 Yeah. Yeah. 93 00:04:19,819 --> 00:04:20,779 You're hot. 94 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:23,040 What? Yeah, it's hot. 95 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:24,860 You turned on the air. 96 00:04:25,379 --> 00:04:25,899 Don't look. 97 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:27,279 Don't... 98 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:27,920 Just sleep. 99 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:29,319 Don't look. 100 00:04:29,459 --> 00:04:30,139 Mirror here. 101 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,220 Don't look there. 102 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:32,800 Like, how do you... 103 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:32,899 Shh. 104 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,300 You are never going to get a good night's sleep if you don't be quiet and go to sleep. 105 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:37,779 Johnny. 106 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:38,100 Shh. 107 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:45,639 This is nice. 108 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:45,699 This is nice. 109 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,740 Now I'm getting cold. 110 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:01,120 I'm just going to turn down the... 111 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:01,800 No, no, no, no. 112 00:05:01,899 --> 00:05:03,680 Just stay there. 113 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:07,120 Okay, just stick with me. Here we go. 114 00:05:08,579 --> 00:05:09,439 That's nice. 115 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:21,740 Uh, Johnny? 116 00:05:22,639 --> 00:05:23,079 Yeah. 117 00:05:23,079 --> 00:05:23,180 Yeah. 118 00:05:26,639 --> 00:05:28,300 You've got an erection, don't you? 119 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:32,360 I mean, yeah, like... 120 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,000 Oh my god. 121 00:05:33,319 --> 00:05:33,480 Yeah. 122 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:34,860 Okay, well this is awkward. 123 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:38,060 Um, okay. 124 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,600 Just put it out of your mind and try to go to sleep. 125 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,180 You know, maybe this wasn't the best idea. 126 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:47,980 I told you. 127 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:52,579 One bed, mirror, and you're naked. 128 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,720 Yeah, I didn't really think about that. 129 00:05:58,540 --> 00:05:59,899 Just try to make it go away. 130 00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:02,019 I've got to get some sleep. 131 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,160 Just make it go away. Yeah, just think positive. Just make it go away. 132 00:06:05,759 --> 00:06:09,300 Yeah, just think positive thoughts about making it go away 133 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:11,579 and getting a good night's sleep. 134 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,759 I have that yoga retreat tomorrow. 135 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:15,500 The girls are counting on me. 136 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:17,699 You've got that job. 137 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,560 Oh, fuck. 138 00:06:18,939 --> 00:06:19,420 Jesus. 139 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:20,240 All right, all right. 140 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:20,699 Wait, wait, wait. 141 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:21,920 Let's see how bad the problem is. 142 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:22,920 I mean, it's... 143 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,920 Oh, shit, wait. Let's see how bad the problem is. I mean, it's... Oh, shit. 144 00:06:26,079 --> 00:06:26,360 Yeah. 145 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,259 Well, can you just sleep? 146 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,480 Can you just make it, like... 147 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:33,000 Can you... 148 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,339 Just try to not think about it, 149 00:06:35,339 --> 00:06:37,139 and it'll probably go away. 150 00:06:37,339 --> 00:06:37,819 Yeah, just... 151 00:06:37,819 --> 00:06:39,259 Maybe just work on it yourself. 152 00:06:39,519 --> 00:06:41,680 Just lay there like that, and I'll... 153 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,740 Okay, this is not a memory foam mattress. 154 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,139 I can feel every move you're making. 155 00:06:49,139 --> 00:06:50,639 I am never gonna get to sleep. 156 00:06:52,399 --> 00:06:57,399 Yeah, it's not gonna go away. 157 00:06:58,139 --> 00:06:59,939 Let me think, let me think, let me think. 158 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:05,339 You know, sometimes your dad just rubs it against me. 159 00:07:05,939 --> 00:07:07,639 Just, like, just kind of rub it. 160 00:07:07,819 --> 00:07:08,579 You know, like, yeah. 161 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,139 Sometimes your dad just, like, rubs it. 162 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:10,399 Yeah. 163 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,519 And then, like, I just, like, yeah, like this. 164 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:13,660 Like that. 165 00:07:13,779 --> 00:07:13,980 Yeah. 166 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:18,420 And, like, oh, boy. 167 00:07:19,579 --> 00:07:20,420 It's kind of hot. 168 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,000 Now I understand why the mirror's up there. 169 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:23,220 Okay. 170 00:07:23,759 --> 00:07:28,000 Well, that's not really making much difference. 171 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 So just... 172 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Well, this is just... 173 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 What time is it? Oh my god, it's... 174 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 It's late. 175 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 2.13 in the morning. 176 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,000 I'll have to get up at night sleeper and get that job. 177 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,639 I've got to go of the morning. I'll have to get a good night's sleep. You're in here to get that job. I gotta go to the retreat. 178 00:07:48,279 --> 00:07:53,100 Maybe if I help you a little bit like that, just like this. 179 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:56,199 Maybe if I just, yeah, like that. 180 00:07:56,199 --> 00:07:57,600 Does that? 181 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,620 I mean, that helps, but. 182 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:02,459 All right. 183 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,860 Boy, this is really awkward. 184 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:20,339 I know it's making me kind of not be able to sleep. 185 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,939 You've got to get some sleep. You've got to get some sleep. 186 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:27,420 Maybe if you just, 187 00:08:27,879 --> 00:08:29,819 you know, I hate to do this, but maybe just put it 188 00:08:29,819 --> 00:08:31,040 in, you know, like, 189 00:08:31,439 --> 00:08:33,659 just kind of a little bit. 190 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:34,860 Like, maybe 191 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:37,100 just a little bit. 192 00:08:37,779 --> 00:08:38,299 Oh, boy. 193 00:08:41,519 --> 00:08:41,919 Okay. 194 00:08:43,259 --> 00:08:44,240 Just, okay. 195 00:08:45,179 --> 00:08:45,759 Oh, God. Oh, okay. Yeah, just, okay. Oh, God. 196 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,080 Oh, God. 197 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:47,159 Oh, God. 198 00:08:57,940 --> 00:08:58,700 Oh, yeah. 199 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:04,379 Oh, fuck. Is it working? 200 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,559 It's working for me. Oh, fuck, is it working? It's working for me. 201 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:07,080 Oh, fuck. 202 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,080 Oh, fuck. 203 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,080 Oh, fuck. 204 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,080 Oh, fuck. 205 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,080 Oh, fuck. 206 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,080 Oh, fuck. 207 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,080 Oh, fuck. 208 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,080 Oh, fuck. 209 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,080 Oh, fuck. 210 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,080 Oh, fuck. 211 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:30,000 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh yeah. 212 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Hey. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. 213 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. 214 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. 215 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. 216 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. 217 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. 218 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. 219 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. 220 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. 221 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. 222 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 I'm so happy to be here. 223 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 I'm so happy to be here. 224 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 I'm so happy to be here. 225 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 I'm so happy to be here. 226 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 I'm so happy to be here. 227 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 I'm so happy to be here. 228 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 I'm so happy to be here. 229 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 I'm so happy to be here. 230 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 I'm so happy to be here. 231 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:47,039 I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. oh yeah Try this. 232 00:10:47,879 --> 00:10:51,559 Oh, yeah. 233 00:10:52,399 --> 00:11:02,320 Oh, fuck. 234 00:11:35,159 --> 00:11:36,480 Oh, fuck. Oh Oh my god. Oh my god. 235 00:11:37,000 --> 00:12:18,960 Oh my god. Oh I think it's gonna go down now. 236 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,960 Okay. 237 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:25,000 Let's just try to forget this ever happened. 238 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:30,000 You know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna just... 239 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 I mean... 240 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 ...pick over here and... 241 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 ...just... 242 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 ...so, um... 243 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 ...well, that's, uh... 244 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 ...well, that's just, uh... 245 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Should we get a towel? 246 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Yeah, that's... 247 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,000 We're never gonna talk about this ever again. 248 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 I don't know what happened. This was... Well, he... This was a really bad idea. Get a towel? Yeah, that's... We're never gonna talk about this ever again. 249 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 I don't know what happened. 250 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000 This was really a bad idea. 251 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 We should've just slept at the fucking Toast-A-Shoot. 17105

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