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MAPPING LOVE
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I'M MOVING
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Hello, chlamydia.
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I just have vaginitis,
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fucker.
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You're a real ray of sunshine
this morning.
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Can you take your dirty fingers
off my book?
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It's good.
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Of course it is.
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I have good taste.
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I almost went on a date
with him yesterday.
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Who?
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Him.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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He came here while you were at work.
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-You're kidding.
-No.
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Why didn't it work?
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There's a reason his face
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isn't on the book.
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That's mean. Do you think he's ugly?
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Let's just say he hasn't
been spoiled by nature
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and that it's worse
in person than in pictures.
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You threw him out?
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He didn't look so bad
on TV yesterday.
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Marc-Antoine, seriously,
pick up your things.
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He was on TV yesterday?
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On Cheat.
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I didn't know that.
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I like that show.
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You can watch it online.
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He's been a guest all week.
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OK.
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What?
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You look as if you want
to fuck him now.
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I don't know.
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Maybe.
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I won't be home tonight.
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Why not?
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Jamal invited me to dinner.
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I'll probably sleep at his place.
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OK.
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So you've decided
to fuck your lawyer again?
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Yes.
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Right, we're the same.
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We like to fuck intellectuals.
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Again, again
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Again
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Again
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I'm waiting for you in the morning
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I TALKED TO MY UNCLE DETECTIVE.
I'LL SEND YOU HIS CONTACT DETAILS!
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Hello, Michel.
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My name is Simon Boulerice.
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I'm a friend of your nephew Jocelyn.
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He told me you were
a detective-investigator.
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I'd like to know
what the rates would be
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if I wanted to find someone
who has ghosted me?
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I want to find that fucker.
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That's it.
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Please call me back.
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SIMON BOULERICE
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The song that makes you scream:
"It's my song"?
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"Toxic" by Britney Spears.
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Sing it.
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You're toxic
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Enough.
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-Do you ever make a fool of yourself?
-Constantly.
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Do you hear what you're saying?
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He's not bad. Is he your boyfriend?
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Mom, knock before you enter.
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I'm bringing you food,
don't complain.
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And it's my home.
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A landlord can't just walk into
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their tenant's home
whenever they want.
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A landlord who feeds
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his tenant is pretty rare, too.
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And with the rent we make you pay,
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I can come in whenever I want.
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You could be tidier in here.
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What's with the bag of sheets?
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Bedding.
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There were on sale.
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You're sweet.
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And they're yellow.
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-Thank you.
-It thought you might need them.
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Want help putting them on?
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No. I like to make a star
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to install my fitted sheet.
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In your small bed?
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Yes, in my small bed.
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On that note...
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Your roommate,
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Ève, she left
at least three years ago.
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You'd be more comfortable
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in the big bedroom.
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One day.
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Do you not have the money
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to buy a real bed?
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Mom, a single bed is a real bed.
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I'm small, so I don't spend.
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You've put on weight.
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Are you sure you don't need money?
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I'm sure.
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Aren't you going to answer it?
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No.
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I'm focusing on you.
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What's that container behind you?
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-I made you some cookies.
-Cookies!
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-Don't eat them all tonight.
-Give them to me.
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One a day keeps the doctor away.
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Stop teasing.
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Hi, Simon. It's Marc-Antoine.
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I'm sorry about the other day.
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Yeah.
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Clara, my roommate,
gave me your novel, Javotte.
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I'm halfway through it,
it's really good.
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I'd love to see you again tonight,
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and if you like,
I'd like to make love with you.
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ARE WE STILL GOING
TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT?
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SO SORRY, DARLING.
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I FORGOT I HAD TO SUBMIT
PAGES TOMORROW.
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Thank you.
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So you...
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You read my novel, Javotte?
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Yes.
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There's so much sex in it.
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You're naughty.
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-I like it.
-I don't know if...
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I don't know if I'm that naughty.
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I think you know that you are.
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What's wrong?
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Are you OK?
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Yes.
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You keep looking at my shoulders.
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You...
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They're muscular.
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Allegria.
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ALLEGRIA.
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I can't believe
I'm sleeping with an author.
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When you say it that way...
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Are you OK?
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You've eaten more than a few cookies.
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Grelot!
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Downstairs.
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Get on your knees, OK?
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No?
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-On your knees.
-OK.
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Shh, keep it down.
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OK.
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Put your fingers in my mouth.
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-What?
-Put your fingers in my mouth.
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Like this?
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Like this?
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Yes.
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You're such a little bitch.
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I just didn't think...
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I didn't think we'd get this far.
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I'm not very comfortable, I'm sorry.
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I think we...
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Relax.
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Stop making noise.
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Stop with your mouth.
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Shh, please.
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Do you like it?
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Relax.
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No.
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You're all sticky.
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Here.
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Wipe yourself with this
if you want to hug me.
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Your skin is really soft.
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Thank you.
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"You're such a little bitch.
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"Excuse me?
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"Your moves are well honed.
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"Roll off the ledge and seize
the opportunity to win
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"a trip, a family van
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"or an STD.
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"You ask for a duel,
I ask for asylum.
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"We complete each other well
by wanting the opposite of our good.
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"You win. You go into me.
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"I'm never good at convincing.
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"But where's love in all that?"
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Damn! I fell asleep.
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What time is it?
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1:30 a.m.
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I missed my last subway.
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Can I sleep here with you?
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No, I sleep better on my own.
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Can I sleep on your couch downstairs?
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No, it'll be awkward
if my roommate comes home.
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Plus,
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it is the dog's bed.
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Sorry.
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No worries.
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-I'll call a cab.
-OK.
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Congrats on your novel.
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I liked it.
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You're talented.
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DEAR CLARA,
YOUR ROOMMATE IS DISGUSTING.
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AFFECTIONATELY, SIMON
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Michaël Francart
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