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MAPPING LOVE
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I'M IN TRAVEL MODE
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DIRECTED BY:
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YOU HAVE A NEW MATCH
FOUR KILOMETERS AWAY
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How cute are you?!
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You are such a handsome boy!
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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I'm Simon.
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-I know.
-And you're Marc-Antoine?
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What's he called?
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He's called Bell.
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You're called Bell?
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He is adorable.
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You are such a handsome boy!
Eh? Such a handsome boy!
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I love his little scrunched up face.
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I don't think this is going to work
for me, Simon.
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Okay.
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You look hotter in your photos
than in real life.
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-So, I'll be going then.
-Yes, it's best you go.
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-Bye.
-Okay, bye.
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Bye.
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The lighting in his entrance hall
clearly didn't do me any favors.
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Talk of a potential future husband
was laid to rest
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with Marc-Antoine putting
the final nail in the coffin.
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Magazines often claim
that: "trends come back around".
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My T-shirts will surely end up being
all the rage again
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and I will come back into fashion.
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I used to turn up
my long pieces of clothing
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way before it became
almost criminal not to.
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He was called Bell?
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What a shitty name!
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I'm heading back home,
feeling worn down.
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On the streets I am totally ignored.
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People aren't as kind these days.
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The rip on my jeans
under my huge ass
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means nothing to anyone.
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Especially not you, Marc-Antoine.
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He hoped to humiliate me
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and tell his friends:
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"The guy who screwed up
on Gods of Dancing swung
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"by our house
and I rejected him pretty quickly."
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You messed up on that show?
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With Noémie Yelle.
I held her under her armpits
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and I spun her around like this.
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She fricking lost her footing
after the lift.
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Build up your abs Noémie,
strengthen up, you little devil, you!
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DANCE MOVE: THE LEG SWING
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Your doctor has already let you
start training again?
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As long as I just take it easy,
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although I've never done
intensive training anyway.
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When it starts to hurt, I'll stop.
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What are you going to do
about that dirty dog Félix?
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I think I'm in love with him.
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He'd have to actually exist for that!
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Haven't you got an uncle
who is a private detective?
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Yes, my uncle Michel.
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If I were to give him
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Félix's phone number,
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do you think he could track him down?
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Most definitely,
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but even if he did that,
what would you do afterwards?
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I'd go to Félix's to confront him
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and say: even if he's not
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the guy in the pics
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I've fallen in love with him.
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Okay. Imagine if you go to his,
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you knock on his door and surprise!
It's a 75-year-old man!
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No. I've spoken to him so often
on the phone.
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You've heard him
on my answering machine too.
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-He wasn't that old.
-Okay then,
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but what if he's 140 kg
and in a wheelchair?
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Okay, and so what?
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Would you be prepared
to date him then?
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Why not?
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What's the "pfft" for?
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Do you think I'm that superficial?
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You've fallen
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for his personality
and appearance combined,
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although one
of those clearly isn't the reality.
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My phone is ringing.
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Simon, you've got to be kidding?
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What?
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Your phone's wallpaper is
a photo of Félix.
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Well, yes.
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It's a lovely photo!
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I've got a message.
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HEY, I'M SORRY. I WAS STUPID.
I'M STARTING TO READ ONE
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OF YOUR BOOKS THIS EVENING
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-Did you get changed in the shower?
-Yes.
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You're such a prude!
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-I know.
-It makes no sense.
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If I had abs, I'd show them off
as often as I could!
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-Hey! I'm embarrassed.
-It's not fair.
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I'd kill to see his penis!
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Ask him
if you can see it.
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Maybe he'd love it?
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Good idea!
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Excuse me sir. I'm intrigued.
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Could I please see your penis?
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Great fanny pack.
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It's a lovely red color.
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Bye-bye!
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-Come on.
-I'm coming.
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Finally off to the movie theater?
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Yes, how about you?
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I don't know. We'll see.
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What's up?
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I'd have liked to have danced today.
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You can do that at home.
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Yes, in my little kitchen.
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I'm going to stub my toe
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doing grand battements.
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Too right!
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I DON'T CARE IF THOSE AREN'T
YOUR REAL PHOTOS
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I JUST WANT YOU TO REPLY
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FÉLIX, PLEASE AT LEAST SHOW ME
SOME SIGN OF LIFE
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Hi, Jocelyn.
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It's me.
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I was wondering if you could give me
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your uncle Michel's phone number,
the detective?
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-Yes, I'll send it to you.
-Thanks.
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Bye.
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-Who was that?
-My friend Simon.
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Simon...
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Simon,
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the guy you were at the gym with?
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Yes.
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He had such a funny-looking face
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with his glasses like this
and everything.
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He was so funny-looking!
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