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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,200 MAPPING LOVE 2 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:08,520 RECEIVING 3 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,720 MAPPING LOVE 4 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:19,079 -Found some. -Great. 5 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:22,120 But I don't think you can remove your bracelet. 6 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,320 I don't care. 7 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,200 -Are you sure? -Cut it off. 8 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,760 OK. There. 9 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:29,680 I feel liberated. 10 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:31,400 Listen to this. 11 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,360 "I do misery surgery. 12 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:38,080 "Without sterilization, I thread my slender hand 13 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:42,120 "through the intestines of Notre-Dame Hospital's eternally out-of-service 14 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:46,080 "Humpty-Dumpty vending machines." 15 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,840 -Bravo! -Thank you. 16 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,800 Simon, that's not very nice. 17 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,680 She annoys me so much. It's been going on for three days. 18 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,319 Trying to find a doctor? 19 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:06,400 My dream. 20 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,160 Look how handsome he is. 21 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,360 Wow! 22 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:10,840 Wow! 23 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,360 -Did he answer you? -No, asshole. 24 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:15,840 Too handsome for me. 25 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,560 You're much more handsome than he is. 26 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,880 You're sweet. 27 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,080 Do you have Wi-Fi here? 28 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:21,920 Yes. 29 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,080 Why don't you play Tinder? 30 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,319 No. I deleted Tinder 31 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,360 and Grindr when Félix ghosted me on Monday. 32 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,080 Asshole! 33 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:31,640 Maybe he's dead. 34 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,880 Or maybe he's an asshole. 35 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:35,680 Maybe. 36 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,240 I searched for "Félix Duclos, dead in Mexico". 37 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,040 -I got nothing. -I know. 38 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,480 It's not like I made him up. 39 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,400 No, but maybe it was a fake profile. 40 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,680 I know what we're going to do. 41 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,200 Send me his picture. 42 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,640 I have software at home on my computer. 43 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,800 I can find out who it belongs to. 44 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,600 -Like Reverso? -Kind of. 45 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,480 -Jocelyn. -Yes? 46 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,680 I thought he was the man of my life. 47 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,680 You've never met in person. 48 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,040 And? 49 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,760 I felt like a godmother to the Poilus 50 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:21,960 and he was my soldier. 51 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,120 What the hell is that? 52 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,480 During WWI, 53 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:27,080 the godmothers of the Poilus 54 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,680 wrote letters to soldiers leaving for the front. 55 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,360 They often began an epistolary relationship. 56 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,120 When soldiers returned from the front, 57 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,840 they often married their godmother. 58 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,800 Admit it, it's beautiful. 59 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,040 It is. 60 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,760 I stepped on this in the hallway. 61 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:47,120 It's dangerous. 62 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:57,639 HELLO? FÉLIX? 63 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,160 Simon, give me your cellphone. 64 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,520 I'm going to re-download Grindr and Tinder. 65 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,800 I don't know. 66 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,680 You need to replace Félix. 67 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,800 It'll take your mind off things. 68 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,320 I already have three books to read and one to write. 69 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,200 That's literature too. 70 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:14,720 It's just different, more graphic. 71 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,120 -"It's more graphic." -Yes. 72 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,400 Poor bunny. 73 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,280 Hello. 74 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,840 Jeanne. I'm her Facebook friend. 75 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,840 Hi. I'm Jocelyn. 76 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,040 I saw you were here. 77 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,280 Yes. 78 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,880 I may have tagged you on Facebook at the hospital. 79 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,440 -You may have? -I live right next door. 80 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,560 I thought I'd bring you some walnut muffins. 81 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,720 -You're not allergic, are you? -No. 82 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,600 I can't eat nuts 83 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,000 because I have very fragile intestines 84 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,680 and nuts irritate my intestines. 85 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,840 His intestines are like Bible paper. 86 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,520 Yeah, they're like pages of La Pléiade. 87 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,000 I have mobilizable depth. 88 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,920 Your intestines are like your pants 89 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,840 when I saw you on Everyone's talking about it. 90 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,560 -They split. -That's right! 91 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,880 Yeah, they split. 92 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,320 My intestines are strong 93 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,040 so I can have some muffins. 94 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,080 -Thank you very much. -It's my pleasure. 95 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,279 Are they any good? 96 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,760 -Very good. Thank you. -It's my pleasure. 97 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,400 I was just passing by. I have to go see my mother. 98 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,720 She told me to tell you that she loves you. 99 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,279 I promised her I'd take a picture. 100 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,640 Can we take a selfie? 101 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,160 Well... 102 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,880 Yes, it's just that... 103 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:41,920 OK. 104 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,600 Not very flattering, but OK. 105 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:48,960 Thank you, sweetheart. 106 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,680 Bye, you two. 107 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:57,200 Take care of our Simon. 108 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,160 I promise. Bye. 109 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,240 Who was that? 110 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,080 I don't know. I have no idea. 111 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,080 -Is it that bad? -No, it's very good. 112 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,279 I didn't want to talk with my mouth full. 113 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,240 You have good manners. 114 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,279 No. 115 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:15,760 Jocelyn, 116 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,800 you're really an asshole 117 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,320 for imposing on me 118 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,240 the absurd presence 119 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:29,240 of this particular woman. 120 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,960 Right? 121 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,360 Sorry, ma'am. 122 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,200 Well, 123 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,000 I'll reinstall the apps so you can 124 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,520 be naughty again. 125 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,920 Mr. Boulerice, 126 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,080 the doctor 127 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,560 wants a new scan in five minutes. 128 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:54,200 Great. 129 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:59,000 Information flows, I punch holes and sound hollow. 130 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,800 Magnetic resonance revealed my abysmal emptiness. 131 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:06,560 Colonoscopy filled me with a breath of fresh air. 132 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,960 The scan and X-ray are looking for cracks. 133 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:14,240 There's a lot of work to do, and a lot of broken stained glass. 134 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,960 Light passes through my body. 135 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,560 My "Bible paper" intestines are patched up. 136 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:23,880 I have blood in my stool, but I'm not alarmed anymore. 137 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,520 I'm indisputable. 138 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,600 Desire never clogs me up. 139 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,279 Hold on. 140 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,000 Thank you. 141 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:55,880 They're going to give me an ostomy. 142 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,800 Like a bag by your belly? 143 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,400 Yes, a shit bag. 144 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,240 I'm going to be chic. 145 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,760 Yeah, it doesn't sound very appetizing. 146 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:09,000 That's what I'm getting, Tommy, a shit bag. 147 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,760 Good luck getting a boyfriend now. 148 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,080 I don't think 149 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,200 that should be a priority of yours right now. 150 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:15,360 Why not? 151 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,480 I have the right to have fun too. 152 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,480 I'm not that old. My life isn't over. 153 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,680 I didn't say that, Auntie. 154 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,480 Would you like something to eat? I'm going to the cafeteria. 155 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:26,400 No. 156 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,160 I'm tired. 157 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,080 Take a nap. 158 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:15,680 YOU HAVE A MATCH THREE KILOMETERS AWAY 159 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,040 I have walnut muffins. 160 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,440 If you're hungry, I won't eat them. 161 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,840 Oh, my God, thank you. You're very kind. 162 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,680 It's my pleasure. 163 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:57,480 Damn it! 164 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:26,559 FELIX DUCLOS DOESN'T EXIST. THE PICTURE IS A MODEL FROM MONTREAL. 165 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,600 Michaël Francart Subtitling: TransPerfect Media 10201

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