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I MOVE AROUND
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MAPPING LOVE
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I'm cutting cucumbers.
Do you want some?
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Yes, I want your cucumber, Simon.
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Idiot.
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-Here.
-Thank you.
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What did you make?
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Tofu
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and my avocado before it turns black.
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You eat very healthily.
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It's just to impress you.
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Yesterday, I ate Chef Boyardee.
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You're cute.
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Don't rip out the pit
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with your teeth
like you did last time.
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How else would I do it?
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It's easy.
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Sweetie, stick your knife in the pit,
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twist it, and pull it out.
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Like this knife?
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Perfect.
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I don't know about this.
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You'll do fine.
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-Like this?
-Yes, in the middle.
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Aim and bam!
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OK.
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And now I twist?
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Yes, whichever way you want.
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OK.
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Shit.
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I cut myself.
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You'll survive.
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I think I will.
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I'm kissing it from here.
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It wouldn't have happened
if your camera weren't busted.
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You could've shown me
how to cut that damn avocado.
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Why did I have to meet
the man of my life
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just before leaving for Mexico?
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We were supposed
to see each other often
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before you leave,
at least three times.
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Tuesday, the first thing I do
when I get off the plane
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is to give you a kiss.
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Great.
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What about me?
Am I the man in your life?
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Yes, you know you are.
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Show me your nice ass again
to celebrate.
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-Please.
-You're just...
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SEND
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Yes, buddy?
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Is the writer Mr. Boulerice
coming today?
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He is. He wrote A luminous friend.
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I can't wait. What about you?
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Yes!
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Sir.
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Room 205, second floor.
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Thank you.
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CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU
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ME TOO!
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Excuse me,
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I'm looking for Mrs. Magalie's class,
room 205.
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-It's right there.
-Thank you very much.
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Simon!
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We have a surprise for you,
Mr. Boulerice.
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My little bunny is very sad
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He no longer hops
In his little garden
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Hop, my little bunny
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Hop, my little bunny
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Hop, my little bunny
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And hurry up and kiss someone
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You guys are so cute.
What a welcome, thank you.
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Well done.
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I come from a very small town
in Montérégie
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called Saint-Rémi.
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What do you call someone
who lives in Saint-Rémi?
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A Saint-Rémois.
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It sounds a little like:
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"Give me a big hug."
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It's pretty cute.
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So I was a Saint-Rémois
and I became a Montrealer.
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When I was your age,
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I invented dance moves
that I still do today.
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-Wanna see them?
-Yes.
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Here we go.
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Amazing.
I'm going to add some magic to it.
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Here comes the magic.
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Do you want to try it?
The idea is to dislodge,
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gently,
without hitting your neighbor.
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Slowly, like this.
Whoops! Just like that.
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My last move, my favorite,
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is called the shrimp jump.
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What letter does a shrimp look like?
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-A C?
-Exactly.
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I'll try to reproduce a C in the air.
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Three, four.
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Thank you.
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Do you have any questions
about my work
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or my inspiration?
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Anything. Go ahead.
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Yes?
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Do you ever get sad?
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You smile all the time.
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I do smile a lot,
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but yes, I do get sad sometimes.
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But not often,
I'm pretty good at happiness.
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How old are you?
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I'm 38.
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My dad is 36.
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Very good. Yes?
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My dad is 34 and my mom is 39.
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I'm sure all your parents have ages.
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Any other questions?
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My dads know you.
Their names are Julien and Flavien.
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Julien and Flavien?
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Yes! Tell them I said hello.
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You have your
dad's beautiful eyebrows.
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Thank you. It's wonderf...
Thanks a lot, my friends.
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Shall we say goodbye
and thank you to our guest author?
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Thank you!
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Bye, everyone.
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Thank you, I'll always remember you.
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-Bye.
-Bye,
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our favorite Saint-Rémois.
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HUBERT, 25
YOU HAVE A MATCH!
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NOT INTERESTED, SORRY.
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MISTER S, 54
YOU HAVE A MATCH!
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YOU'RE FUCK MATERIAL, MR. WRITER.
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I saw you on Marc Labrecque's show.
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Happy belated birthday.
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It's funny what he gave you
on the show last Saturday.
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My God! What is it?
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It's a rerun.
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My birthday was a long time ago.
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OK.
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Yeah.
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You should wear it.
It would look good on you.
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-The mankini?
-Yes.
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It's sexy.
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I'll think about it.
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I had a good time.
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"To see if there are walls,
I feel my brain
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"like I would a pear.
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"It will be exquisite in September",
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wrote Virginia Woolf,
a recluse in a psychiatric clinic.
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Thank you for everything.
It was a pleasure.
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-Have a nice day.
-Have a nice day.
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I forgot something very important.
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Virginia never went to school.
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I supplant her in jovial vulgarities.
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Unfair competition:
I've been to playgrounds.
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Hello, my friend.
Does your stomach still hurt?
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No, I'm doing great.
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I think I'll be rescued.
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I can't talk long,
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I'm going to a photocopying center
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to make beautiful acetates with
these beautiful children's drawings.
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-Cute.
-Nice,
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right before going to the store
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to rent a good VHS.
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Idiot.
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Still in love
with the mysterious Félix?
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He cracks me up. He's so funny,
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so sweet.
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We really connected.
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We talk every day
and text all the time.
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You should meet, too,
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you won't make kids that way.
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I know.
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When is he coming back?
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Tomorrow.
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Good.
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I sometimes talk loudly
in my mother's slang.
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I'm full of it,
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I go far into jovial vulgarity.
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I can do the bridge in my shower
even if I'm the only one laughing.
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I incorporate emojis into my speech:
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a smiling poop,
a monkey in a Hawaiian skirt,
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a farting unicorn.
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My generation confuses
haiku and text message.
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I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU ALL DAY...
WERE YOUR CONFERENCES COOL?
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YES
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MY CONFERENCE ENDED AT NOON,
I SWAM ALL AFTERNOON.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SWIM WITH YOU!
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SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOU
IN A SEXY BATHING SUIT, PLEASE.
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I always add a smiley face
to a Cocteau quote.
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My ass is between two chairs.
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I unbutton my shirt,
feel my heart with both hands.
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I'm ripe for a great love story.
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Fuck!
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"I SPLIT"
SIMON'S INTESTINE
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Shit!
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Dad? It's Simon.
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I think it split again.
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Can you take me to the hospital?
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I'M REALLY NOT DOING WELL.
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WILL YOU COME KISS ME
IN THE HOSPITAL INSTEAD?
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OK.
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-Are you OK?
-Yes.
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Just...
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Slowly.
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HELLO?
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FÉLIX??
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