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Text from Mom.
Hi, honey.
I noticed you hadn't typed in on the family chat.
Text from Mom.
Maybe we can all FaceTime.
Text from Mom.
I'm just about to record.
Hi, welcome back.
I'm Dr.
Tess Coleman, and this is Rebelling.
With respect to today on the podcast, we are talking about a relationship
dynamic that is very close to my heart.
Grand co parenting.
When my daughter Anna chose to become a single mom, it changed our family
forever. Ryan Clawfus recording.
Sorry. As a grandma, I was able to step up and help her.
Harper. Harper, this is your 30 minute warning that we're leaving for
school. Harp, this is now your 20 minute warning.
10 minutes.
Yes, confirm the recording sessions, but know that I know she can sell out
more than a Greek.
And yes, I know how many seats there are.
Harper, I really want to respect your space, but I'm curious as to why
you're not out of here yet.
You have five minutes.
Being someone that your loved one can lean on is the most important
relationship there is.
Ryan, I'm getting so good at this.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, it didn't.
Hi, Mom.
Now's not a great time.
I know, but I finished my podcast early, so I'm offering to do drop off.
No, it's okay.
I've got everything under control.
Harper, you had to be up 10 minutes ago.
Prepare to be triggered.
5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Harper,
let's get one more.
Dude, these waves are unreal.
I love our lives.
Yo, are we skipping first period? Oh, shoot.
We gotta go.
Parker. What? I'm literally ready.
Barely. Barely.
I made your favorite lunch.
How was pickleball yesterday? Did you beat him? We say annihilated.
Mom, I told you I could take her.
I know, sweetheart, but I saw in your stories that you were working at the
studio late, and so I decided to take her.
You know, it would be healthy for you to unfollow me, and I work late all
the time.
I can still take her.
Anna. Let's pause and reframe when you decide there'd be a single mom.
I told you I would support you 100%.
Well, this is me supporting you 100%.
Okay, you know what? I'm coming, too.
We can both do drop off this morning.
Mom, no.
Go on.
Okay. Go.
Just let them.
Okay, okay.
You're not going.
Mom, if you're gonna go, you're not.
Nobody's gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
So, what's up, kiddo? Nothing.
Okay, spill it.
All right.
My new lab partner is the absolute worst.
She's the New girl here for the year.
I mean, she's so much better than everyone because she's.
She has to remind you of every five seconds.
Like no one's ever been from England before.
So my dad opened his third restaurant in Paris.
And that's how I met my French boyfriend, Philippe Henri.
Ah, Philippe Henri.
Oh, my.
He's French and modern.
You've seriously been to Paris? Fashion Week? Anna Wintour scowled at me.
Seriously, what's Paris like? Oh, it's lovely.
I go all the time.
Ignore the British girl.
After this year, you won't have to see her anymore.
Nice advice from a therapist.
Well, I'm not a therapist.
I'm her grandmother.
All right, well, this has been real.
Please drive away like you don't know me.
Make good choices.
You are so lame.
Lame. Are you ready for laboratory today? Shut your mouth.
Fun bonus round today.
Never trust an atom.
Why? Because they make up everything.
You're all day Pope.
You're supposed to put your goggles on before we start.
The goggles are giving, Minion.
Yeah, we're not like minions.
So, no, thank you.
But they're perfect for you.
It's like the Revolutionary War was for nothing today.
Remember, these are dangerous chemicals.
Maybe we should use not dangerous chemicals.
How about you do your actual shit of the work and instead of doodling? It's
called designing.
The measurements have to be precise.
This experiment is so simple.
In the uk, we did this in primary school.
The only reason people think you're smart is because of your obnoxious
accent. At least people think I'm clever.
What's that supposed to mean? You're smart.
Figure it out.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh. That was not precise.
That's not precise at all.
I don't know, Mom.
I don't know why the principal called me, but I'm here, so you don't need to
come. You know what? I can't find what I was going to tell you about.
I have to.
Oh, sorry.
It's totally my fault.
No, no, no.
I. I wasn't looking where I was going.
Oh,
you're gay, huh?
Yeah. I don't know how to turn this thing off.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
I think maybe.
Yeah. Oh, thank you.
No problem.
Thank you.
My daughter just started here and I bet I'm quite lost, which I don't know
what the chemistry lab is.
This is serious.
Someone could have been injured.
I'm sure it was just an accident.
It seems to me a misunderstanding.
Harbour seems so lovely.
Oh, Lily seems so genuine.
And Kind.
Wow. I certainly never had two parents come in here and be this attractive.
A bit attentive.
Lily and I are definitely going to reflect on.
On how to do better.
This is all Harper and I are going to think about.
We were very, very committed.
Especially as a single parent household.
Us too.
We're single parent.
Great. I mean, I'm a single parent.
Right? Yes.
You know what I mean.
Same. Me too.
Single single parent.
Guilty. I'm single too.
Oh my God.
Should we meet up? Perhaps our daughters should get to know each other.
Maybe like Wednesdays after 6.
Get a little wine, talk about these badass kids.
Harper would really like that over dinner.
Dinner sounds perfect.
I'm on it.
Petit trois.
Yes. Can I have a table for two private in the back.
Do you guys have any allergies? No, no.
No allergies.
You got me.
Okay, you came here early.
Spill it.
There's just no time.
Bachelorette party, dance rehearsal, final fitting.
Rehearsal lunch.
And oh, my wedding.
You have a lot on your plate.
Big day.
Depressed? There's so much to do before Sunday.
Let us know how we can help.
Maybe someone could help me memorize my wedding vows.
How about this? I'll help you.
I Anna take you, Eric.
A man that I have been dating for six months but might uproot my entire life
and move to London where we have no family.
While an avocado costs $11.
Perhaps you should add something about my undying patience for teenage
rebellion. What's going on? About the avocado? Oh, that wasn't about you.
It was actually about my mom's other British fiance.
She's a comedian today.
Just today though, right? Harper, I have been practicing our first do.
Wait till you see what I am cooking.
Ooh, I see what you did.
I missed you since yesterday.
Ew. Trevor, Travis just dropped a new single.
I think we can all guess who it might be about.
Hello. I had my pastry chef make sticky toffee pudding pavlova for the bake
sales. Just what every teenager loves.
Pavlova. Agreed.
Teenagers these days.
Sophisticated matters.
Yes. Well, this pastry chef was up at 4am baking old fashioned chocolate
chip cookies from scratch with no staff.
Four hours for cookies? I think we need to get used off.
They just needed to.
Cool. Stand up straight.
Good posture.
Okay. And do you know how bad this is for you? Seriously? It does.
I think so.
I saw that.
Harper. Any day now.
Let's try and keep us on the schedule here.
Hi. Well, we want what will be off schedule in it.
Hi, Lil.
It's Lily.
Lily, backseat.
Can't Grace, just take me.
No, this will be good bonding for everyone.
I bond best with Lil e when we're not around each other other and I don't
have to look at her face.
I love sitting next to you.
It reminds me that I'm amazing.
All right, all right.
I got you.
Got me.
Good morning.
We're ready to go.
Good morning.
Car is all set up.
The coach Rule one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you think? I'm not saying I don't not want to go on the trip.
I'm just saying that Anna's wedding has put me behind with my patience,
which has been very disruptive.
And. And of course they keep adding dates to my book tour, which, you know,
out of my control.
And I'm just saying I need a little time.
Look, girls, we're trying to hear you.
Just try and hear us.
Oh, no, I hear you trying to pull me away from my family and my friends.
I mean, who even gets to surf before school in London? You could surf on the
River Thames.
Really? No, you dipstick.
Girls, it's a city.
Okay, girls, girls, it's our decision.
Eric and I will do what's right for the family.
Family? Yes, this family.
Don't say it like that.
Don't say it.
Don't you tell me what to say and how to say.
How about relax? Don't be so dramatic? Lily, stop gaslighting.
What? You don't even know what that means.
I don't want to look at your face anymore.
You know what that means, right? I think I know what it means.
Yeah, I know you do.
For the big sale today, every table bus a free option, and any free option a
red dot.
Well, at least we don't have the brain to our immigration interview
tomorrow. Don't be stressed.
I'll come around.
Yeah, let them take all the time they need.
Oh, it sounds great.
I'll be back in a bit.
Thank you.
Oh, send those to the tour manager, please.
Coming in after midnight.
I got the key.
How's it going? Oh, good morning.
Actually, it's literally not.
It's a bad morning.
It's a very bad morning.
Not for me personally, but for you.
Why? What happened? Trevor dumped Ella and he already released a song about
it. Ella? Oh, yeah, Danny dumped her in a text.
Yeah, I got this toxic icon.
I'll get in the booth and I'mma just lay it on down.
Okay, so Trevor wrote a song, but I'm sure it's not as bad as you think.
It's called.
Better than the last one.
It's about me.
Okay, but that title, it could be about anyone.
It says parentheses.
Ella, let's just focus on the songs that you're going to perform on
Saturday. Performing? Yay.
I can't sing those songs.
I wrote them about Trevor.
I put my heart and soul into them.
No, a 44 year old Dutch music producer wrote those songs.
She's not.
This is a hit.
This is.
I can't even stop moving my body.
My chest is just g.
I can't.
What is that? Did you learn that from Oprah? Join the environmental club
Oprah. We have the best cookies in town.
Should these be more prominently featured? Bon appetit.
Literally profiled my dad's restaurant for this.
I think they're nice and prominent over here.
They're gourmet.
They're soggy bottoms.
You know what? I think I see the perfect spot for yours.
Dude, go for gram.
Come on.
You know what? I think I know the perfect place to put this.
You wouldn't dare.
Yeah. Perfect.
Nice caramelization.
Go.
Who started the food fight? Congratulations, you two.
You just got everybody in here in school suspension.
Is this key lime pie? Yeah, I baked it fresh this morning.
Well, you gotta take me to the emergency room because I'm very allergic to
key lime pie.
Is this you? Oh, that's not supposed to be in there.
Was it for Pink Slip? I saw them at the Troubadour last year.
Could I sing your song this weekend? Oh, no.
You have way better stuff than something I wrote.
I wrote that after I left Pink Slip.
Anyway. Okay.
I got this.
Yes, you got this.
Opening your world tour at the Wiltern is a big show for you.
Huge. For the both them.
Of. Of us.
The girls are struggling with this transition.
And just.
Just take it from a parent who has been in your shoes.
I know, Tess.
Between losing Lily's mom and moving here.
Yes, and being ripped away from the home she grew up in.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are we talking about Lily or about Harper? Notice? Dad.
Hey. What.
What's going on? Darling, no one's hurt.
I went to the.
Please let me just handle this.
Anna, there's been an incident at school between the girls.
It was really bad.
What? Then how bad? Oh, I.
I got this.
Girls, apologize to each other now, please.
Oh, honey, forced apologies is never a way to resolve conflict.
But we need to make space for them to express how they feel.
Harper, how do you feel? I feel sorry.
And Lily, how do you feel? I feel sorry, Tim.
That's great.
Great. Sorry that my future stepsister isn't My future steps is a shadow
audience. New plan.
No more holding space for feelings.
You two are gonna have a lovely time at my bachelorette tonight.
You're gonna get along because we're a family and families love each other.
And for that, Harper, just for that look, you too earned yourself a
sleepover at Grams.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why am I the punishment? I'm the fun one.
I have board games, mom.
I have car cheesy.
And you're gonna braid each other's hair in a non cultural appropriating way
and like it.
What is pah cheesy? It's a game.
You move around the board, you shake the dice.
Remember the sound of the dice? Oh, it's amazing.
You get these dice and you shake them in your hand, and then you move around
the board.
It's really fun.
I also have Boggles.
You stay on your side and I'll stay on mine.
Gladly. Harper, look, I know you think I don't get it, but I do.
And it's still just gonna be you and me if you go to London.
I'm staying here with Grams.
She said it was cool.
She what? Diana, did you remove me as Harper's secondary contact? Did you
tell Harper that she could stay here with you if we decided to move to
London? Are you serious right now? Whoa.
Are you serious? Okay, okay.
What is serious is that you and Eric need to keep the girls in Los Angeles.
Lily just need some guidance.
The only guidance I need from you is to show me to the other bathroom.
I'm very sorry, Lynn.
I just.
You don't know anything about what I need or how I feel or the fashion
school back home that I want to go to.
Oh, yeah.
Just you and me, Mom.
Great. Welcome, everyone, to the bachelorette party with our girl, Anna.
Oh, mom, for real.
Haven't changed.
Not in this.
So funny.
Oh. Oh, I remember that six.
Yeah. Who is that so handsome? That is Jake.
Your mom's first love.
And her first ride on a motorcycle.
I like to ride in Jake's motorcycle.
Jake also had a thing for tests.
Yes, for Grams.
All right.
Okay. Enough humiliation for tonight.
Baby, I need you a break.
Here you go.
You're too young to be sad.
Come on.
Being young is over, right? He will be fine.
Beautiful.
Lily. Mind if I join you?
You know, Anna lost her father around the same age that you lost your
mother. Her.
And then she had to deal with my wedding to Ryan.
Cool. And then you add to that the complications of moving.
I'm here for you since you.
With all due respect, Dr.
Coleman, you're not my grand or my therapist.
So will I get you motives for keeping us in la? I don't need your help.
Oh, no.
We used to be so cool.
Hey, I'm so cool.
I look amazing.
You're very cool.
That song you sent me was sick.
Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah. Yeah.
I wish I had more time to write, but now all I do is listen to parenting
podcasts. Well, I'm sorry for ruining your exciting rock star life.
Harper, wait.
I just.
Oh, wait, I wasn't serious.
Look, I gave up before me, but I have you to roll your party.
You. You can't leave.
I don't think I belong.
Just let me handle this.
I've got Anna.
Honey, we just need to pause and reframe.
Thanks, Mom.
What? What did I do? I was handling it, and you completely undermined me as
a parent.
I was trying to help you.
Well, your help isn't helpful.
Well, that's not very nice to say.
Curious. Madam Jen interest you ladies in a psychic reading? No, thank you
very much, but right now it's not the time.
It's just not really our thing.
This will all be over soon if you just go with it.
Go with it? Yes, yes, yes.
Anybody else interested? I do discounts for bigger groups.
Okay.
And that's how I lost my spot at the Larchmont Farmers market.
But I did get a table by the lids and free milk counter inside of the
Starbucks. So I am a life coach.
But I also do Reiki.
If you notice, I have several business cards because I actually have a
business card making business.
So that's the card for that.
I can put quotes on there that I can just make up for you if you want
something inspirational.
For example, I can make up a quote like live your life.
Gosh dang it.
Okay, so here's.
Oh, and.
And. And.
And I'm gonna read your poems now because that's really.
Okay. Then it goes.
Okay. Smells like you had some appetizers.
Were they good? Good, good.
Yeah. Yes.
And did you have any.
Mom, no, no, no.
It's a wedding.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Your lifelines it.
It's life babes intersected before those strange.
Really? You walked in each other's path it's like a crazy path cross that
you.
You've learned a lesson A lesson that may serve you again.
Okay, that's enough, my neighbor.
I'm onto something here.
One more thing.
Right over there is a QR code that you can tip me with.
Any amount is appreciated.
Really? I didn't know I could do that voice.
Nice prank.
We know what you did.
What did I do? What do you mean? The psychic.
Yeah. Telling her what about.
Okay, okay.
You think I'd rather solve your problem than deal with my booming culinary
empire? I just saw a freaking bound.
I'm sorry.
You wouldn't have to be here for the psychic.
Are you the psychic? I need you to look into my future and tell me where
we're going to live.
Oh, cool.
Gen Z talking to me.
If it's not London, I need you to alter my destiny.
And I literally have to stay in Los Angeles.
So there's.
That's not really how it works.
Well, how does it work, girls? Follow my aura.
Doop, beep, beep.
You don't have a lot of lines in your hands, so it makes it harder for me.
You two are called to be family.
Yeah, right.
Don't remind me.
A lesson for you all.
I see it now.
Change the hearts you know are wrong to reach the place where you belong
Change the hearts you know are wrong to reach the place where you belong
Change the hearts you know are wrong why is she rhyming like a bridge troll?
Change the hearts you know are wrong to reach the place where you belong It.
Did you feel that? Yeah.
It must be the dancing.
Yeah, right.
We're just freaking ourselves out for no reason.
Yeah. It's just been in our heads, right? All cozy and tucked in.
Feel a prediction for the full moon tonight.
We have.
You need anything? What more could I possibly need? How about sleeping in
our own beds? In our own room.
Sweet dreams.
Teenagers. I was one once.
Yeah, so was I.
Twice. Night night.
Love you.
Love you, too.
Honest,
I didn't have an alarm.
Why do my hands look so dry? Why am I so tired?
Gr. Are you okay? Why bloody waking me up for? Are you mad? Mad? Why do I
sound like this? Sound like what? American.
Oh, good.
Mom. Who's that?
Billy, Are you okay? Help.
Lily.
You are the.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm Bl.
Parker. Oh, wow.
My God.
I know what is happening.
It's me, Harvey.
It's Mom.
What are you saying? So if you're me and I'm you, then.
Then who is that? I'm Grandma.
Sweetheart.
Oh, my gosh.
I've died.
I killed myself.
She just has crevices all over her face.
Look at the crevices.
Crevices. My hands look like doll hands.
My butt feels so high.
I think I just peed a little.
Oh, my face feels so thirsty and dry.
My face is perfect.
My face looks like a Birkin bag that's been left out in the thunder rot.
Why? Why do I have to pee again? So much weirder than the last time.
Last time? What last time? How come you never told me? We never told anyone,
sweetheart. Over.
Now let's just pause and reframe.
No. I didn't want to be a part of this family and now I'm part of some dodgy
family curse.
And I'm the eldest mom.
And where are her lips? She has no lips.
Where did they go? How do we fix this? Well, you know, last time we switched
back when we saw things from the other side perspective.
Should we hold hands? Okay.
Hold my hands.
I know I've been hard on you and Eric, but I can now see that you're doing
the right thing.
And mom, you have always done so much for me.
And I see you.
I see you.
Are you really seeing me though? Because I don't feel anything.
You have no idea how hard I see you.
2? 3.
Girl, that doesn't work.
Yeah, we tried that last time.
Looking like this is white.
People like you become shut ins.
And what's with this accent, Tomato? Is that what you think I sound like? Oh
my God.
Yes, of course this is what you sound like.
I do not sound like that.
I've never said that in my entire life.
I don't even know.
And that I become energy killer because I need a chakra reset.
Yes, that's what you said, Madam Jen.
I thought she was a psychic.
Ow. I thought she did sound baths for dogs.
I thought she was a water sommelier.
She did try to sell me knives.
What? What? No.
Wherever she is, we have to find her.
But until then.
Until then what? Well, last time we convinced everyone that we were each
other. Until we switched back.
Oh, brilliant.
So how are we supposed to put pull that off? Panicking is not going to help
anyone. Stop.
Bye, girls.
It's gonna be great.
Look, Mom, I know I kept it totally together in front of the girls, but I
have to be honest, I am freaking out right now.
That was you keeping it totally together? Yes.
No. No.
Just checking for a photographer.
20% off on her Etsy shop.
I can't get married.
I had a boyfriend yet.
We have to switch back to our body.
At least your body didn't wake up with arthritis.
It's disconnected.
I guess the life coaching business went bust.
I'm supposed to get married this weekend.
What are these? And how many puffer jackets does someone need? Reiki Master?
What? What'd you find? I bent down and didn't toot.
Youth really is wasted on the yarn.
What's with the old tissues? In every pocket.
Explain you all.
Sorry, Reiki, but now what? Did you try our vegan meatloaf truck? They don't
have a number and they only use doordash.
And I don't know how to do that.
I. Look.
Eileen Fisher, years old.
I'm literally my mother.
I'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life.
And not the kind from Graham's.
Like the real kind that you have to pay for.
Why does anyone wear these? Did she say anything? Like fortune? No, but
maybe she told the girls.
Did the psychic say anything to you about a fortune? It could be the key to
getting out of this.
Wait, she did? She did.
What was it? Change the hearts you know are wrong to reach the place where
you belong.
That's about our parents getting married, L.A.
london. As teenagers, we have no power, no say in whether we move or stay.
But as adults.
Mom, she didn't say anything to us.
Whoa. You do not hate me.
I am your mother.
So what do you say? It's not working.
We need a plan.
I won't pe.
Cake Donuts.
She'll love those.
Harper got them.
Hey, girls.
How's the sleepover? Good.
Very good.
We did teenage.
So here's our plan.
First, these clothes are rubbish.
Just. Can't.
Can you just give me five minutes?
What? No.
How. Why? You're in your mom's body, so all you have to do is tell my dad
you don't love him anymore.
Wedding is off.
Done. Whoa.
Got some bangs.
What did you do to my hair? I fixed it.
And you're welcome.
It's called a ring.
Seriously? Think you're going to my work dressed like this? Take that off.
You're gonna get me.
What you do to my.
You never wash your hair.
No, I don't.
The ocean washes it for me.
Obviously, the wedding can't happen.
It's Friday.
We only have till Sunday.
We got to do some serious sabotage.
The immigration interview, the rehearsal lunch.
Then what if we cancel all the wedding stuff? The cake place people.
And all we have to do is convince our parents that they are incompatible.
Which should not be hard, because my mom obviously should not be with some
wannabe Gordon Ramsay.
Well, my father doesn't want to be with some wannabe Valley Village rocker.
Mom. I quite like this sexy tiger.
No, no, no.
It's. It's an American superstition that it's bad luck for the bride and
groom to kiss before they say I do.
So. Really? For how long? For a long time.
A long, long time.
Really? Yeah.
Also, no touching hands.
No touching at all.
No gazing into each other's eyes.
Because it's gross.
Yeah. How would for maximum luck.
And finally, we must be convincing as them.
Until we break them up.
Lily. Yeah? Did you just take Tessa's calcium?
Bone health? You need those? Yes, I'll be taking them.
Very diabetic.
Oh, let's crack on.
Oh, well, actually, Lily and I aren't feeling very well.
We think it might be a smart decision to stay home.
This has nothing to do with your detention? Oh, uh, well, you wouldn't want
me to go to school sick, would you, Mom? Hmm? You don't feel sick to me.
Does she look sick to you, Gramps? I mean.
Mom. No, they look fine.
You have your client Ella's huge Rolling Stone photo shoot today.
And your immigration interview.
Don't you need a little bit of help with that? Of course she needs your
help. Kids these days, they'll say anything to get out of school.
Come on.
And make good choices.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go.
See you at the dance studio.
Wait, what dance studio? Let's go change at the club.
I got your bag.
Change. This is the finals.
Welcome everybody, to the west side Pickleball championship.
Oh, yeah.
You have your championship today.
Think you're gonna be late.
Late? Guess.
Yeah, I'm gonna be late.
Okay, newlywed, you just made your grand entrance into the wedding
reception. The lights begin to dim.
And a five, six, seven.
Eric, ignore it.
Oh, right.
Take a ball.
Yes. Charging stallion.
It's a bull.
Get it? Groom.
Big stallion Energy.
All right.
Ball though the.
Look at him.
Eye contact.
Come on.
Hi. Tango is your pelvis.
It's a sport.
Right? Dentist for la.
What else? What to do? No, it's like Dennis, but for non athletes.
It's a bunch of old nutters with giant paddles chasing a W.
A ball.
It's not bloody Wimbledon, is it? Here we go.
Okay. That was so, so aggressive.
What was that? She almost hit me.
Okay.
No, it's okay.
It's fine.
This is good right here.
You're just lying on the floor taking a little nappy poo.
It's not a nappy poo.
Tango. Oh, no.
I'm just thinking that maybe the tango is very dance.
Anything else? Okay, babe, what else is 60? Come on, point, suckers.
Serena Williams.
She's got nothing on the sound beat, ladies and baby, the 40 something beat
of hip hop.
Yeah, a hop and a hip hop.
I've Never seen this kind of hip hop, hip hop.
She's on the ground.
How is she doing that? That's a new move.
That's defensive office.
Defensive office.
Get up.
Get up.
Did you see that? Did you see that? Did we win? Yes.
Yes. I believe that that was illegal, and I'd like to roll back the case and
watch that one more time.
Take that, Boomers.
Okay, okay, first of all, oh, me.
We are not boomers.
We're Gen X.
We are elder millennials.
Some of the last millennials.
The finale.
And 5, 6, 7, 8.
Y inside.
And Emma.
Run, girl, run.
Come on, let's go.
Run. Hit it,
Anna. Mom, we supposed to know where to go? Look natural, honey.
Okay?
I have an immigration interview, a rehearsal lunch, Ella's big show, my
wedding, and I am stuck in detention.
Well, I'm stuck here, too.
And it's the championships for the entire west side.
Well, well, well.
Look who showed up.
Lily Reyes and Harper Coleman.
How have you not retired yet? The school had our pension invested in crypto.
And since I'm not supposed to complain about it, per my lawyer, it's neither
here nor there.
So let's surrender our devices.
Let's go.
Really?
And now it's time to prepare for the most boring task you could ever
possibly imagine.
Sit there, read or think Only no screens, books.
Does he mean hours of uninterrupted peace? Wipe that look of bliss off your
face. Get over yourself, Elton.
This is high school, not prison.
Yeah, it's not a prison.
Which, FYI, research shows is ineffective at preventing recidivism.
Yeah, Ricism.
You know, giving back to the community is a lot more effective than trapping
people inside.
Oh, you want to go outside? Let us out
outside.
We need to find Madam Jen now.
We need our phones.
Pick up the pace or you pick up trash.
Yeah, I know.
I don't care about the.
The deposit and the officiant.
Oh, that includes the officiant, too.
Cancel that, too.
Thank you.
Answer it.
Is this for real? Yes.
Where are you? The editor from Rolling Stone is here.
Remember, it's the hungry tour.
Trevor's allergic to strawberries.
Look. Sweet Ella.
Ella's having a mel now.
Hello, my staff of people that I see all the time.
Would you dish? Oh, thank you.
All right, so she's over here by this.
Why would you give me that to drink? You yell at me if I die.
Anna Jean shorts.
Fresh guard laundry day.
Let's talk about the headline for the article.
It's giving it girl Pop Star Queen Ella slays down the house or we're
gagging besties.
Ella's new album just hits different.
No, no, just stop.
What? Deeply out of touch old person came up with those.
You did.
I did.
Wow. That's supposed.
Okay, I really need you to focus on Ella, okay?
Ella. Trevor followed me, and you know what that means.
No. What a name is that? The whole world knows that he dumped me.
It's everywhere.
Okay? I am your manager, so I'm going to manage this.
Okay? Ryan, I really do need to dash.
Yeah, but they sent the photographers back in five minutes.
Photographer? Yeah, for your new passport photo.
The one you need for the hero national party of.
Oh, yes.
I remember every detail that you told me about me.
Yeah, I got prescriptions.
You got the essentials? Essentials?
Yes.
All these things.
Where does this go?
What is.
Adult nappies.
That is so lazy.
Oh, hey, yeah, right here.
Fix it in.
Yes. Isn't that toothpaste for old people? Oh, this is for when you lose
your teeth.
I'm gonna lose my teeth? No.
Okay, Slow pups.
I want every blue spiral, the smooth spill, gone.
I want every chia seed scraped, every chew piece of organic down on the
bottom of these seats, gone.
Way to go, Har.
What? No, this was Lily's fault.
Elton. Yeah, I understand that you feel the need to prove a point because I
publicly undermined your authority.
Oh, did you? You understand me.
This is a restorative justice.
I mean, if anything, you're making these kids want to act out more.
How does Ellie always manage to make things worse? It's a unique talent.
I have connections on the school board, Elton.
Well, you're a stupid kid and you have no connections.
But you have earned, along with everybody here, three more weeks of
detention. Oh, Lily.
Oh, my.
That was uncalled for.
Let's all take a deep, centering breath.
Meditate on this.
You ready? Stunning.
Wow. Good, right? I think you're having allergic reaction.
No, no, no, no.
A breath pumper wanting to see some ice.
Okay, give me the ring light.
Every bottle of Benadil I can find.
Riper. No, Ryan, I don't have allergies.
Okay, whatever.
Do you have enough of ring light? Like a big ring light.
True. I need.
Can you make the.
You put the ring light.
I'll po.
Okay. Ready? Ready.
Let me go.
Oh, no.
This is 10, maybe 15 more.
How did you look? Okay.
All right.
There I go.
Dear sir, must cancel the wedding venue because the bride is horrible, as my
daughter always suspected.
Oh, who's Laura? Hello? Hello? Hey, Han, I need your approval on the author
photo. Okay, can't sing it over now.
Oh, no, no, no, that one's rubbish.
I just took a new one.
I'm sending now.
Oh, look, her phone has the giant letter virus.
Oh, Ryan, is it possible for you to drop me at Anna's work? Hey, you.
Trevor Heads.
That was your boy, Trevor Travis, with his brand new song.
Better than the last one.
My mom's biggest client is having a meltdown jet.
I'm working.
Trevor. Her boyfriend dumped her.
Trevor Travis.
She's so much better.
Better? Better than her last one.
Oh, and they just got magic tattoo.
That is literally the worst thing I've ever heard happening to anyone, ever.
Full stop.
Thank you.
Of course, Nancy's getting married, so she doesn't get what it's like to
have your heart broken.
I know when I was your age, my mom.
I mean, I had this boyfriend, Jake.
And all my friends say he was my first love.
That who your song's about? What song? My song.
I wrote that.
It's really good.
This is a great song.
You're really good.
I don't get why you quit playing.
Because I had a kid who I probably resent since I'm writing songs in secret.
So you miss performing? I mean.
Yeah. Probably finding out a lot about myself today.
Anna, your song is the only song I loved out of everything that we got sent.
I know you already said no, but can I please sing it at the Wilton tomorrow?
It's your concert, your tour.
You should sing whatever song you want.
Okay, yeah, just.
I feel like between managers and stylists and execs and label people, I feel
like I never get a say in anything that goes on.
Right, right.
Because old people never listen.
I mean, people like you think I think people like me think people like you
don't know.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
I have control over my own life.
Absolute control.
Photo shoots back on.
Photo shoot is back on.
Grasshoppers. Jump, jump, jump.
Let's make some fierce photos of this fierce girl.
Having a job is really hard.
Wait, What? Wait, what if.
If your mom wrote that song about that.
Jake. Yeah, that's how we can get our parents to split up forever.
So if she is with him, she can't marry my dad.
Well, how do we find him? It's like a database of old people.
Jake. Oh, that's him.
Yes, from the photo.
Wait, wait, wait.
Look. Okay.
Oh, and he owns the record parlor.
He has liked all your mom's post.
He is pottery obsessed with her single.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
But first, your mom must look fit if she's gonna run into the love of her
life. And I need a change too.
Ella's stylus has pulled the most gorgeous garbs I've ever seen in my entire
life. Baby, love this for me.
Girl, the label loves this for you.
Can we just put it on here? Just rest it on your hair.
Please can reach us.
Put our differences aside so that I can live my dream, please.
This is only because of the plan.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
So the camera.
Very different.
Find a shape and then.
Good. Laughing
Sorry. Where did the fruit.
This is cool.
Exactly. It's recycled, I think.
No, no, no.
Tess, your styling is so on point.
You two are the coolest adults I have ever met.
Thanks. Bye.
Thank you.
My mom does have a couple old job.
Yes.
Think she's our new best friend? I think so.
I think so.
Do you guys need a ride? Oh, yes.
Yes. Attention students.
You'll be happy to know that my anaphylactic shock has subsided.
Yes, I did that.
Thank you.
I hope those were involved in that food by our loving detention.
Oh, no.
They've gone completely rogue.
Is so cool.
What are we wearing that on a joy ride with Ella? You'll never find them.
No, but we can find Madame Jen.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Oh, yeah.
Madam Jen says she lost the table at the Larmore Farmers Market, but now she
can be seen at the Starbucks across the street from the Lar Village Wine and
Cheese shop.
Look, I know we don't have time, but we are here and my metabolism is the
speed of sound.
I got a tr.
I needed one iron, not real dairy.
The bush was president Valley prize civility.
We really need to find Madam J.
But they have onion rings on their burgers.
I haven't digested like this in decades.
I'm still mouthful sugar sugar.
But off of this, back to the mission.
It has my full attention.
All you have to do is go there and flirt with Jake and remind him why he
fancied you when you were young.
Wait, I wasn't me when I was young.
And I don't know how to flirt.
And I definitely don't know how to flirt as an old person.
What do they do? Talk about transitional lenses, home repairs, John Mayer? I
don't. Oh, I have an idea.
We both wear our AirPods.
That way you can help me because you have a French boyfriend.
So you definitely know how to flirt.
Defo. Yes.
I'm going to go in and then I'll give You.
The word when to come in and make your sexy grand entrance.
What? Sexy grand entrance? What do you mean? You have to be sexy.
No, Sexy.
I'm not doing that.
Oh, my God.
You cannot forget my name.
You are.
Hey,
this is a different look, huh? It's awesome.
I didn't know you were coming by today.
I got the stuff in the back.
What stuff? What do you mean? That's him.
That's our bloke.
What's happening? He's going to get me stuff.
What is your mother doing behind my father's back? No, TO.
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't shush me, okay? Get down.
You can't hear me.
Get down.
I'm ignoring you.
Hey, thanks again for doing this.
What exactly are we doing here? Signing the merch for the charity, officer.
Oh, hey.
Here you go.
Right. The merch.
Oh.
I have a question.
Do you ever think about me? About us? I'm not sure there's a right answer to
this question.
I mean, do you ever miss us? You get married this weekend? Unless I'm not.
Okay, very good.
Now do something cheeky like lip your hair.
Good. Oh, good.
Big, big, big moves.
Big moves.
One more shake your head.
Shake it more.
Like all the way around.
There you go.
Shake it.
Excellent. Okay, wink at him.
Try winking.
Wink, wink, wink.
One eye.
One eye.
Now do pose.
Okay, good.
Okay, that's not working.
Oh, bite your lip.
Bite your lip.
What? Why is he looking at you like that? No, not your top lip.
Your bottom lip.
By your bottom lip.
Like that.
Pouty. I know it.
This is.
I've seen this before.
You're having a stroke.
We need.
In jail.
No, no, I just need.
You go to the doctor.
I just.
Yeah, it's in the back.
All right, I'll find it.
Are you sure
there's no merch in the.
I was really bad at that.
So bad at that.
How do you know your boyfriend liked you? You just know.
Huh. How? Like specifically? You've dated a guy.
You know this.
You have experience.
Tell me.
Help me out here, Harper.
I. I don't have a French boyfriend.
My entire dating experience is watching 500 Hours of Love Island.
Wait. You're, like, the most confident person I know.
It's an act.
What? You're not going to tell everyone, are you? No, I'm not like that.
I wouldn't do that.
Okay. Thank you.
Oh, you're not going to hug me, are you? No, I was just.
No, don't do that.
It was just.
All right, look.
No, we should get back out there.
Right, because otherwise he'll think I'm pooping.
There she is.
I see her.
Why pay the milk? And I see your spring writing career taking off if you
move over to genre.
Genre, yes.
Genre elevated.
Genre, no.
Sorry, you.
Oh. How can I help? Take one wild guess.
Are you going to serve me papers? We switched bodies.
Oh. Oh my gosh.
It actually worked.
That's amazing.
It's never worked before.
Would you guys mind leaving me a review or like 5 stars and just saying
like, oh my gosh.
Madam Jen was so much back right now.
Okay, all right.
I'll consider it if you sign up for my Reiki and financial management
package. Tell us how to switch back, you multi hyphenate lunatic.
Oh my gosh.
I am a multi hyphenate that absolutely slays.
I'm supposed to get married in two days.
Right. Okay.
All right.
Well, you have to look at the reading.
That's the only way we don't know the reading.
What are you talking about? I said the reading directly to you both multiple
times in a scary whisper voice because we weren't there.
But that wasn't right.
Oh, right.
You weren't you.
Because you had switched with the other women who are.
Hey, that's.
And it makes sense.
Okay, well, the reading was change the hearts, you know, are wrong to reach
the place where you belong.
Didn't we try that? I think we tried that.
Okay, well, the problem is your hearts might not be the only ones that need
changing. So cute.
Well, our time is up.
Wait, but.
No, no, no.
There's got to be something else you can do, right? I wish I could help you,
but my shift is starting, so what I can can do for you is get you a cortado,
an americano, a and any kind of espresso or non espresso drink.
You're dead.
Excuse me? Task.
What are you doing down there? Stretching.
Ah. Yeah, I.
Anna, didn't.
She didn't tell me that you were gonna be here today.
Oh, what interview? I mean.
Yes, I know.
The interview.
Now. I was just thinking about you the other day.
Really? I've been meaning to ask you something.
Sure. And I don't quite know how to broach the subject, but is.
Is your husband.
He's still with us.
Yeah. I can't believe it.
He's so old.
How. How old is he? We never talk about it.
Somewhere between 50 and 100.
Really? Yeah.
Yeah, but.
Okay, let me focus for a second.
I'm worrying about Anna, all right? She's been being weird with me and she
Keeps asking if I ever think about her.
You know, maybe she is reconsidering.
Reconsidering? Three weeks ago she told me how in love she is with Eric.
Do you know that she wrote a song about you? No.
Anna. Daughter.
Why don't you tell Jake about the song you wrote? I wrote a song about us.
You know what? I'll give you your privacy.
I'm just going to go look for music for old people.
You know, really old.
Like Cold Play.
It's nice to hear you're writing again.
Yeah. Can you just give me a second, bro? Just one second.
Cold boy.
We need to get to the immigration interview now.
Okay, let's go.
But. Yeah.
Oh, my legs are so weak.
My knees are cracking like walnuts.
What is happening right now? My brain is telling my body to stand up, but
it's like shouting into the abyss.
See, I just tried to get up again.
Okay, help me.
Okay, Help me.
I have to find a way to get to the completion interview.
Okay, okay.
Oh wait.
I have an idea.
Oh, come on.
Sir. That's why.
Oh, Jake.
Hi. Could we borrow your car? Oh, and don't worry, we are totally of age to
drive. Anything for you, Dr.
C.
You ready? Hold on.
Oh, that's a woman after my heart.
But they were good.
I can't look.
I can't look.
Oh. Bye.
Bye. Nice car.
It's totally mine.
You think he's cute.
I do not.
He's totally.
Stop. I do not.
Yes, you do.
I do not.
She thinks you're cute.
I do not.
Yes, she does.
I do.
She so does.
I do.
Thanks, Dr.
Coleman.
That's my therapist.
You nervous? Oh, why would I think we're perfect for each other? You'll see.
See? Oh, that's cryptic.
Coleman Reyes.
Ah, come.
Yes, that's us.
So many ruffles.
Go. How are you? Oh, I was just done by my fiance.
So, you know.
Oh, no, I.
I'm. I'm so sorry.
Oh, I decided thing to say.
Thank you.
Yes, of course.
Are you single? Kidding.
Can I see your paperwork? Ah, yes.
Yeah, I'm sure you're approved.
Wait, whoa.
Don't you need to see if we really know each other? I mean, usually, yeah,
but he seems like such a kind and honest man who clearly works out a lot
when you could be a gymnast.
I did once qualified represent the UK in port.
Really? I'd still like for us to prove that we, you know, are marriage
material. So what's my favorite road trip snack? 711 hot dog dipped in
Blish? Therapy? Dream vacay? Taking the girls to the Galapagos.
Harper would love the biodiversity.
I think Lily could really benefit from the dirt, though.
She really just wants to see a komodo dragon in the wild.
What's her favorite animal? Now, these are too, too easy.
You gotta hit me with the hard stuff.
What is my guilty pleasure pop up song? Oh, darling, I.
I promise to never divulge that highly classified imp.
See, he doesn't know me at all.
See? Okay, we can't get married.
It's. It's Chapelwomba.
She told you.
Wait. Creepy crawling or something.
I get knocked down, but I get up again.
You're never gonna keep me down.
I get knocked down, but I get up again.
Really? You're never gonna keep me down.
That's the one.
Yeah. Pissing the night away.
Oh, wow.
Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy.
Danny was my fiance's name.
Okay, Nook, what's my deepest, darkest fear? Oh, that your love for Harper
and need to protect her will push her away rather than bring her close.
And then she'll run away and be a surf bum and she'll get a dodgy tattoo of
the sun around her belly button.
But you're a phenomenal mama, and Harper is amazing, so that'll never
happen.
Well, that was really sweet.
I know that.
You know, I approve hundreds of marriages that probably won't even last a
year. But you two.
Thank you.
Next.
Well done.
We got approved my CPU benefit.
I should deal with this.
Ben. Yeah? My mom's almost here.
Okay. Bye.
What a hot mixer.
Muffin. Muppet.
How'd it go? Your dad knows a lot about my mom.
I think he really loves.
But did she do enough to break them up? I don't know.
I need to clear my mind.
Can we go somewhere? Yes.
Yeah. Get in.
Don't drive so fast.
Change the hearts you know are wrong to reach the place where you belong.
What do you think she meant by that? I think she means all up.
But that's on the bright side, honey, this Hooters are so much fun.
Why have we never done this before? Because you already have one take and
you do not need another.
It's very funny.
I'll have you go in this party.
I too.
Prison.
Sorry. Sorry.
Nothing broke.
We're invisible.
Bone. Destiny.
Girls, get in the car.
How do kids get away with anything anymore?
You know, I hated you a little less today.
I think it's hard to hate me when I look like your grand.
And I hated you a little less today too.
I just don't understand how anyone can dislike California.
It's like a wrong opinion.
Harper, you can't have a wrong opinion.
I mean, look around.
Yes, okay, Harper, it's.
It's lovely.
It's lovely.
I just.
I'm missing Linda.
We can talk about her if you want.
No, thanks.
I think if I talk about her, I'm giving away what little of her I have left.
Okay. And why are you so obsessed that I like Los Angeles? Well, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
No. Yes.
And look, even if I liked it a little bit here, I mean,
you. You still don't want me around.
Obviously not.
Obviously not.
I guess it's a good thing we're stopping this wedding.
Yeah. Where are they? They're supposed to be home by now.
Very good.
A little dry.
Very fruit forward.
And by fruit, I mean grapes.
Your lack of concern, it's not working.
Just stay calm, honey.
Stay calm.
But I've got the rehearsal lunch, the final dress spinning, and my wedding
is in 36 hours, and I'm trapped in the body of a ninth grader.
I did.
I told you.
She most certainly did not.
What difference does it make anyway? Where on earth? Where have you been?
Well, can't two adult women come home when they please? What do you think
you're doing driving around like that with Ella all day? Ella, we need to
talk. By the way, you need a gift conference.
Why am I dressed like that? I need my design.
She has a lot of stuff to talk to you about, Brian.
Okay? I don't care about that right now.
Did you make it to the immigration interview? Yes, I did.
Just, like, chill, okay? Or do your weird breathing stuff that you do.
Chill. I am the adult here.
I'm in charge.
Doesn't look like it.
You just earn yourselves a consequence.
Ooh. Oh, no, no.
Give me your phones.
Sure. Psych.
By the way, you're the reason this is all.
Shut up.
No, I'm not.
Yes, it totally is.
And don't tell me.
Girls, this is serious.
We all need to start getting along.
Unless we want to be stuck like this forever.
You know, you lot are getting the better end of this deal.
It's us.
We're gonna be dead in, like, five years.
She's 37.
I'm 36 and a half.
While you two are out having fun, we found Madam J.
She made us buy business cards for everyone.
And a Reiki 10 pack.
What even is Reiki? Huh? What is it? Stop talking about Reiki.
Madam Jun said to change your heart, so change your freaking dang hearts.
It's the only Way for us to get out of this.
This. I'm switching to red.
Do you want to use Ricky now?
You
okay? Blue Crush.
Look at you shredding the waves.
Dude, never use those words again.
Wait, what are you doing here? Our lessons.
What lessons? Set lessons.
But it looks like you're ready to surprise Harper and take her out.
Oh, yeah, that's really gonna surprise Harper.
Obviously. Oh, no.
I just ate a bowl of onions in the water.
Yeah, they keep me alert.
Okay, look, I know it feels like we're in an impossible situation.
Maybe that's why things felt better off with us.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah. But Anna, I think we should stay in la.
What about Lily going back to London? Pembridge hall is not gonna bring back
her mum.
And there's no one keeping us there anymore.
If I'm honest, if felt so lost.
So what she needs is to be with family.
A grand like Tess, a sister like Parker, and you.
Whatever. It's just.
I can't believe how much you love me and my family.
True love.
It's just.
It's crazy.
Okay, well, you made it look so easy.
I'm going to give it a go.
Oh, I don't know.
I've improved as much as you.
No, I'm okay.
I'm going to wait.
I'm going to wait for this truck.
I mean, you were amazing.
You're like weaving and dodging and like a pro sn.
I'm glad we talk.
Yeah, you do.
Oh, it fits perfectly.
Anna, come look.
Oh, wow.
Sweetheart, fix your posture.
This is weird.
Weirder for me, trust me.
Really? Are you the one wearing your mom's wedding dress? I never thought
I'd get to have this experience.
Especially like this.
Well, mom, you know how much I love to wear a dress.
Sorry this is such a mess, Harper.
Mom, there's something I need to tell you.
What were you talking to my dad about this morning? Oh, we were just talking
about the lunch.
What about the lunch? It's just lunch stuff.
All right, the lunch.
Okay, I'm just gonna make a quick call.
Okay.
Oh, hi, it's Tess.
Listen, last minute, but Anna was wondering if you might like to attend her
rehearsal luncheon.
No, you would not be in a position.
You know what? I think your appearance there would make it a much more
lively affair.
So I just wanted to say that I'm very excited.
And being at my new restaurant makes it all the more special for all of us
to finally come together as a family.
So, with that said, welcome to Lily's.
Congratulations. Thank you for coming.
Really? Eric and I so appreciate it.
Right. Champagne, ladies? Yes, please.
Because we're adults.
Girls, Eric's parents are here, so best behavior.
Please. Stand up straight.
Good posture.
And my soon to be daughter.
My heart is so full.
That's me.
How was your flight? It was 13 hours and 13 minutes from Manila.
Major jet lag.
Some worse than others.
But I really love it here.
Maybe Harper can teach me the surfing.
Sure. Dude.
Mana palola.
You're so silly.
Only Lily calls me Lola.
But I want to support you.
Come on, Ella.
No, we just.
We have to wait for the surprise guest.
What are you talking about? Oh, just wait.
Hello, sir.
Welcome. No, thank you.
You're going to see some Jake alone or.
What's he doing here? I invited him, but I didn't think he'd come.
But you know, he really likes you.
Grand. My mom's going to freak out.
I know.
Still my dad.
That was the whole point.
Oh, you.
Dr. C.
Thank you for inviting me.
I saved your number.
I hope that's okay.
Of course.
Hi there.
Hey. I think I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.
But you know, your mom, she.
She really wanted me here.
Right. I'm sure.
Well,
okay. I got you.
Thank you so much.
You're the best, bro.
I will be right back.
Can we have a chat later? It's regarding Lily.
Oh, it's regarding Lily.
We should chat now.
My big sister, Anna.
After every atomic wedgie you gave me, I always knew that you also had an
atomic heart.
Anna and I decided.
Decided we should all stay in la.
What? Yes.
What and everyone.
Yes. As a therapist, I was hoping to get your thoughts on the best way to
approach it.
But I know how you feel about Bill Bellau.
So we can chat later, okay? Okay.
You bloody Max dagger.
No. But you did it.
All right, who wants to speak next? Father of the groom looks ready.
No, no.
I have a few choice words for the bride.
I would like to make a toast.
That. That's crystal.
We have a toasting triangle.
Oh, piss off.
All right.
I would like to make a toast to your future husband.
So that he knows what kind of woman he is getting married too.
Oh, he does.
He does.
He does.
He knows who he's marrying and he can make his own decisions.
And he knows not to be manipulated by other people.
Des. Hey, gramps.
This is between us.
Listen to your husband.
You listen to me.
Emma. What does she want? Micro cilantro from the foothills of Oaxaca.
It was not my fault that micro cilantro is bursting the flavor.
But it is your fault that the cilantro has no loyalty.
What are you doing? We have to stop them.
You doing all right? Oh, Ella, this is the last thing I need.
Oh, Jake's back already.
Jake? What? Who? Jake? What.
What are you doing here? It was all her, I swear.
Right, Manuel.
That's Anna's ex boyfriend.
What? She invited her ex boyfriend because she still has feelings for him.
I. After the appetizer, Andrew said she wasn't feeling well, so I went.
Right. I wasn't feeling well, okay? Oh, but not from the food here.
The food is.
It's fine.
Too fishy.
No food.
It's fish.
It is not the food.
She's just on her period, that's all.
She's on her period.
I'm online right now.
Hang on.
I really know where you are in your cycle.
I know, dude, it's fine.
Thanks. Can someone please explain to me what's going on here? No, no, no,
don't let her.
She shouldn't explain anything because she will just lie.
She lies.
Me? Yeah.
I trust you.
I know.
But you don't know what he said to me.
You weren't there.
You didn't hear it.
I don't think this marriage should happen.
Well, you know what? It's not just about what you want.
It's about what she wants.
And she ever about what I want, it's always about what you want.
Does everyone want this? Okay, that's that.
Well, yes, some of them do.
Hey, that's enough.
The girl sliding is one thing, but this is your mum.
And for some reason your ex boyfriend is here.
Yeah. Anna, I love you, but you're clearly having second thoughts.
This isn't working for our families.
And we always said we put our families first.
So
we can't do this.
I can't do this.
The help your grandparents.
I meet you at the valet.
The wedding's off.
He's right.
It's over.
Wait. No, wait.
Please, please, please.
No. I'm so sorry.
I promise I didn't mean for this to happen.
I.
Well,
yes. We did it.
Yeah.
I know this isn't the best time, but can I have my car back?
Maybe later.
Mom.
She seems upset.
No, she just needs some space.
What about you? Are you doing okay? Oh, yeah.
I'm always okay.
It would be fair if you weren't.
That all got pretty crazy.
I would worry what'll happen when Tess doesn't have those two to drive her
crazy. You're worried about her?
I'm worried Tess will be really lonely if all of you Implemented.
You're a good guy, Ryan.
Thank you.
God. Maybe this isn't for me to fix.
Mind if I join you?
Okay. Okay.
Are you okay?
I haven't seen my dad that upset
since my mom died.
And it was all my fault.
You know, when Ryan asked me to marry him, I thought a lot about what Anna
and Harry's dad were and have said how he would have felt about it.
I think he'd be so happy for us had we found someone who loved us all so
much.
I think both would feel the same way.
Yeah. I really miss her.
I know.
She would be so disappointed.
No. Yes, she would.
Yes, she would.
Because I was very selfish.
Was. No.
I was.
And I know it.
No. She know you're hot.
I should find my dad and and apolog.
Why are you walking so fast? I can't walk as fast as you.
Ella keeps texting me the word urgent and her short stuff like now.
But what about Eric? I think we should go back home.
I thought there was a way to make everyone happy, but there's not.
Right. But I think that we should go back for Eric.
I really should.
Come on.
Just. My client needs me.
Don't go.
Stop the car.
Stop the engine.
I'm not.
The engine's not even on you.
Hold it down.
When I'm lost and found look in my eyes Be so profound don't need to say a
thing we lose a win together.
You, me, we got everything.
One fine day
I love you.
Jelly. Is everything okay? Yeah, everything's fine.
Okay. I wonder what the big emergency was.
Surprise. What are you doing here? El said you said you misperforming.
Yeah, and that you told her she could do any song she wanted to.
You did.
The dressing room is right around the corner.
Put this on.
Why? Well, because we're not 15 anymore.
Dolphins. Get in there.
Let me know when she's ready.
Crazy. I can't believe you're making me do this.
Don't make fun of my dress.
I'm sorry.
This is all my fault.
Lily and I tried to sabotage you and Eric and I tried to make him fall out
of love with you.
But I couldn't because he loves you so much.
And mom, you shouldn't have to give that up for me.
Just like you gave up being a rock star.
I know you've been secretly writing songs in private.
What? You know, the one about Jake.
What are you talking about? I'm your good and I'm your bad Cuz you're my
baby and love was made to last.
Huh. Harper.
That song is not about Jake.
That song is about you.
About me? Of course it is.
Arp. Mom, I'm sorry that I said I wanted to stay with Grams if you left.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry that I made you think that you had to choose between being
together or being at home.
I choose you every time.
Okay, we gotta go look like a grown up.
Let's go.
Where am I going? Let's go.
You'll excuse me, I have to go get.
No, no, no, no.
Please. I know I said I didn't want this wedding to go on, but.
But that's not true.
It's just not.
I scared and.
And. And I think I realized that I didn't want to share someone I love.
I appreciate that.
That. But.
But. But Wait.
But please.
You still love Anna? You still want to get married? Do you? I.
Do you love her? I love Anna.
Do you want to marry her? I want to marry Anna.
But then what? But it's not about me.
Lily is the most important person in my life and I worry every day of
messing up as a parent.
Okay? I am on my own.
I lost a mom and I am so scared of losing her.
So I have to put her first.
What if you were right all along? What if here with the Colemans is exactly
what she needs? I thought so too.
But after all this, I'm not sure I am.
I have a little surprise guest for you.
Give it up for one of my favorite bands, Bangladesh.
No, this is a bad idea.
No, no, no, no, no.
Tonight.
Mommy,
what are you doing? Oh, oh, oh.
Like this?
Yes. No, no.
Yes.
You know what? Wait.
Can we.
Can we just.
Can we stop for a second? Sorry.
And I just.
I want to bring out the person that I wrote this song for.
She means everything to me and I love her so much.
I know that family isn't always easy, but family is everything.
She also plays guitar way better than me.
So please welcome my daughter, Harper.
Ready to do this together? Yeah.
See you in my dreams.
Whenever you go I tear at the seams if you think that I'll leave don't worry
I just keep on coming back.
I'm your good and I'm your bad.
You're my baby.
What are we doing here? This is silly.
Anna and I.
I'm not really in love.
I know we tried.
We were really.
Did it.
No, no, no, no.
Please just give us one more chance.
Please trust us.
I just.
Wait, is that.
Is that only I can EAS the baby? You're my baby.
Oh, you're my baby.
Baby, baby, baby are you overhead? Ella gave me these yesterday.
Come with me, come with me.
I'm trying my best.
Believe me,
this isn't the first.
We get to be here.
Yep. Yep.
Wear one of my designs.
It was Anna's idea.
You can tell me that you're scared.
And I run my fingers through your hair.
Cuz you come to say sorry for the thousand times I just keep on.
I'm your baby.
You're my baby.
Love of me tonight.
I'm your sunshine.
I'm your rain.
Only I can ease the pain.
You're my baby.
Oh cuz you're my baby.
Baby, baby, baby, baby.
Mom. I'll always choose you too.
This family's exactly where I belong.
Wait,
it.
Are you okay?
You sure?
All right, let's just.
That's better.
Thank you, Los Angeles.
And Eric, if you're out there and you'll still have me, I can't wait to
marry you.
What? I said yes.
Okay, folks, whatever that was, just get him up here.
Did you know she could do that? Not at all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We did it.
Yes. You two did it.
You did it together.
We did.
No. Okay.
Wherever my sister is, it's where I want to be.
Me too.
So what do you say? Will you marry me? One condition.
I'm kissing you early.
Sa.
Hi, Jake.
Dr. Coleman.
Oh, this is.
This is Beth.
Just met, but there is something about her.
Yes. Nice dress.
Thank you.
Did you do that? Nice dress.
She likes your dress.
Thanks for coming, everybody.
Here we are.
Wait,
girl, what did you do? It's called Lip Dumb Up Run.
It could be worse.
It could be worse.
It could not be worse.
I mean, it's okay.
Just testing out a new look.
Gamer Zay Markers.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to Freakier Friday.
What? Ryan, I'm fin.
I don't need Menthorl it's so good.
You can't do it.
What? Huh?
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