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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,330 --> 00:00:01,380 Thank you. 2 00:01:37,070 --> 00:01:38,120 See him, can you? 3 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,440 Yeah. 4 00:01:40,130 --> 00:01:42,890 Old deer at the till serving another old deer. 5 00:01:44,090 --> 00:01:45,610 Next to them a checked shirt. 6 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:47,260 Male. 7 00:01:47,521 --> 00:01:49,429 Give it five. 8 00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:50,480 See if it clears. 9 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,250 Take a deep breath. 10 00:02:06,340 --> 00:02:08,039 Come on, now. Take a deep breath. 11 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:10,259 In. That's right. Now out. 12 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:11,790 And another one. 13 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,330 It's over here. 14 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:18,110 She's carrying on. The least I expect is a dead body. 15 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:20,970 Bloody hell. 16 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:22,530 Which is a dead body. 17 00:02:22,531 --> 00:02:24,139 How's he getting there? 18 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:25,920 Don't know. It's too late to ask him. 19 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,210 Walked in and keeled over in the middle of my cheese board. 20 00:02:29,211 --> 00:02:33,879 Linda, this is the stuff that nightmares are made of. 21 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:37,139 You know what they say down at Public Old, don't you? See one mouse and 22 00:02:37,140 --> 00:02:38,220 ten more, aren't you? 23 00:02:38,221 --> 00:02:41,839 Is that good? We're close for the week. Harry, you go up to the Malta. That's in 24 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,460 trust. Oh, not a waste. 25 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:49,000 Elspeth? Oh, you came. 26 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:51,000 I didn't see you coming. 27 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:56,440 Elspeth, how come it is your turkey drummers are 20p dearer than Tesco's? 28 00:02:56,540 --> 00:02:57,940 over heads, my love. 29 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,290 I see. 30 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,200 Having said that, though... 31 00:03:02,190 --> 00:03:04,250 My turkey drummers are free to you, Ken. 32 00:03:05,170 --> 00:03:06,220 This week. 33 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:07,390 What's on your mind? 34 00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:10,310 It's young Cecil. He's coming home, Ken. 35 00:03:10,530 --> 00:03:11,580 From Tasmania? 36 00:03:12,570 --> 00:03:15,590 Yes. Well, of course, a party, don't it? 37 00:03:19,290 --> 00:03:20,340 Ken. 38 00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:26,230 Ken, I want you to do something for me. Oh, say you will, please, Ken. 39 00:03:26,910 --> 00:03:28,170 I'll pay good money. 40 00:03:31,050 --> 00:03:32,490 I think you've got a customer. 41 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:34,480 Oh. 42 00:03:42,170 --> 00:03:46,709 Yeah, can I have, um, tomato juice, please? And, uh, do you have any salad 43 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:48,210 sandwiches? Hello, Margaret. 44 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:49,280 How you doing? 45 00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:51,000 Hello, Archie. 46 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:52,810 Here, let me get this for you. 47 00:03:54,370 --> 00:03:55,950 Sorry to do it to you, love. 48 00:03:56,870 --> 00:04:00,290 There's a friend of yours round the corner, gone over the edge. 49 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:03,100 So? So I'm talking to the lady. 50 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,030 The matter needs delicate handling, not the old bill. 51 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,600 Five same words, Stan, my old darling. 52 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,340 Why can't you handle it, Stan? 53 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:14,200 Because it's tears, Margaret, and I'm not very good with tears. 54 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,900 Give me yobbs any day. 55 00:04:31,950 --> 00:04:33,390 What's wrong with you, then? 56 00:04:36,690 --> 00:04:38,670 Could you repeat the question, please? 57 00:04:46,090 --> 00:04:47,650 Come on, I'm fed up with waiting. 58 00:04:47,651 --> 00:04:49,529 Oh, the Czech shirt, he's still in there. 59 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:50,850 We'll deal with him as we go. 60 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:52,260 Suits me. 61 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,580 Mrs. Bowman? Yes, I am she. 62 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:20,030 Name is Mitchell. 63 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:22,080 Arthur Mitchell. This is David Kelleway. 64 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,060 We're old mates of Cecil's. 65 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,480 Oh? From the Territorial Army, Mrs. Bowman. 66 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:28,870 Oh! 67 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:31,560 The Territorials! 68 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,460 Dan said you'd had one too many. 69 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:36,220 I think he was being kind. 70 00:05:37,180 --> 00:05:40,020 Well, what does Stan know about love? 71 00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:44,500 And what did I send you? 72 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,360 I won't. Ken. 73 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,920 Ken's been like a father to me. 74 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:51,520 And Harry's been like a mother. 75 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,480 Rocky, what's the problem? 76 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:57,020 It's Anna McLeish. 77 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,340 She's ditched me. 78 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:04,070 I'm sorry. 79 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:05,960 I know what it feels like. 80 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:09,660 You see, it was all right on Saturday night. 81 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,299 because I told her I was a private detective. 82 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:16,740 And then on Sunday, she saw me on the bike delivering a package in Digbeth. 83 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:20,640 And then last night, it was all over. 84 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:23,420 How long have you known her? 85 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:27,060 I just told her since Saturday night. 86 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:31,480 Why did I have to lie to her? 87 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,170 Anna McLeish. 88 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:38,110 Well, if you want my opinion, Rocky, she's a stuck -up bitch. 89 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:42,200 Don't you call her names. 90 00:06:43,940 --> 00:06:46,100 She's too good for both of us. 91 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,080 And that includes you. 92 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:50,280 I was just trying to help. 93 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:55,200 Was it the lie that upset her or the fact that you were on a bike? 94 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,260 She says bikers don't last. 95 00:06:58,980 --> 00:07:02,560 Average working life for five years and then splat. 96 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:04,820 Black leather hedgehog. 97 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,860 She's not only stuck up, is she? She's stupid as well. 98 00:07:08,190 --> 00:07:10,870 You're talking about the woman I love? 99 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:13,320 Well, I have met this young lady, you know. 100 00:07:14,370 --> 00:07:15,890 She's 100 % piranha. 101 00:07:15,891 --> 00:07:19,849 Now, come on back to the plaza and I'll give you some coffee. No, I just want 102 00:07:19,850 --> 00:07:23,630 Ken. I just want Ken. He's been like a father to me. 103 00:07:23,631 --> 00:07:26,409 Yes, well, you can't have him, can you? So you'll just have to pull up with me. 104 00:07:26,410 --> 00:07:27,460 Well, 105 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:29,410 my feeling is we should throw a party. 106 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:33,050 It's exactly what my friend down there just said. 107 00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:34,500 Absolutely. 108 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:35,850 Now, who should we invite? 109 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,860 Look at this. Look at that weave. 110 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:40,470 Yeah, terrific. 111 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:45,520 God only knows where Cecil's kept nice blokes like you in the way. 112 00:07:46,940 --> 00:07:48,080 You an old chum, Ken? 113 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,380 No, Ken's more a friend of mine. 114 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,000 He never met Cecil. 115 00:07:53,001 --> 00:07:57,139 Mrs. Berman, why don't you lead the party to us? You just give us a list of 116 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:58,959 you'd like to be there, and we'll do the rest. 117 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,520 But where's it going to be held? 118 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,790 We haven't got room to swing a cat in the flat upstairs. 119 00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:05,659 I don't know where you can have a party. 120 00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:06,710 Plaza suite. 121 00:08:06,711 --> 00:08:08,279 It's owned by a friend of mine. 122 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,560 It all came to a point. 123 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:10,830 Oh, lovely. 124 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,760 We could be talking discounts. 125 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,899 Nice to meet you. Ken, uh... Ken Byrne. Well, why don't you liaise with Mrs 126 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:20,460 Bowman over the where and the when, and we'll organise the who. 127 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,280 Oh, you are kind. 128 00:08:22,281 --> 00:08:26,619 Anything for Cecil. It's been a great pleasure meeting you, Mrs Bowman. Thank 129 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:27,670 you. 130 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:29,580 Goodbye. Well, that was nice. 131 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,140 Friends who keep in touch. 132 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:32,930 Yes. 133 00:08:36,169 --> 00:08:39,479 But he's going to feel like a stranger back in England, this Cecil. 134 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:43,150 I think what he needs is like a helping hand. 135 00:08:43,770 --> 00:08:47,890 You know, guiding for a few days, in case he loses his way. 136 00:08:48,370 --> 00:08:49,450 He's a grown man. 137 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:51,050 I'll pay you, Ken. 138 00:08:52,050 --> 00:08:53,100 I'll pay you lots. 139 00:08:54,210 --> 00:09:01,070 Look, I'm going to ring up zero for every item in this basket. 140 00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:04,990 If you would just keep an eye on him, Ken, for a few days. 141 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:09,430 Elspeth. He hasn't been in Tasmania, he hasn't been in Thailand. 142 00:09:09,830 --> 00:09:13,270 He's been in Telford by way of Wormwood Scrubs. 143 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:19,509 And if you hadn't burst in and dragged me away, I'd have asked Margaret for a 144 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:20,560 proper interview. 145 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:21,669 An interview? 146 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:24,030 She already knows you, you duck bugger. 147 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:28,618 Anyway, what makes you think that you can turn your own for that kind of work? 148 00:09:28,619 --> 00:09:33,659 Oh, well, they use me quick enough for grotty jobs, like looking after sheep 149 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,400 developing photographs. 150 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:40,010 Anyway, they've got very quick minds of Karen Margaret. 151 00:09:40,860 --> 00:09:44,020 Ah, so that's it, is it? 152 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,060 I'm a thicket, am I? No, I didn't say that. 153 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:51,240 Ah, well, you might not have said it, but that's what you were thinking. 154 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,240 See? See? 155 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,020 That's detection for you. 156 00:09:55,450 --> 00:09:58,220 He's either a full -time private detective or nothing. 157 00:09:58,450 --> 00:09:59,770 What about Texas Rangers? 158 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:01,670 Oh, well, what about it? 159 00:10:02,370 --> 00:10:04,430 I run Texas Rangers for Ken. 160 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:06,650 I'm making him a fortune. 161 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:08,820 Come in. 162 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:22,069 We've spoken on the phone matters of times. It's lovely to press the flesh at 163 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:24,780 last. Yeah, it's nice to be able to put a face to the name. 164 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:26,140 Mr. Dangerflower. Simon. 165 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,640 Dangerflower. Perhaps we could take a look. Yes, certainly. Certainly. 166 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:35,639 Simon. Your organisation is one I very much approve of. And that young man will 167 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,590 be glad of your help one day, unless I'm very much mistaken. 168 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:44,200 I could tell you ten things about that bloke already. 169 00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:46,500 Just like Sherlock Holmes. 170 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,520 I could guess it would be him as well. 171 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,660 Mr. Crawford, your floor is everything I ever dreamed of. 172 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,010 Good. 173 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:24,670 Glad you like it. 174 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:31,160 Just reassure me about juggernauts. 175 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:32,930 What about them? 176 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,720 Do they thunder by, rattling doors and windows? 177 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:38,700 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're very tucked away here. 178 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,330 Squatters are great. 179 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,160 No manner of speaking. 180 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,940 Well, with your permission, myself. 181 00:11:45,941 --> 00:11:49,749 Jeffrey Bell and the gang will start work tomorrow morning. 182 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:50,800 Perfect. 183 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:08,290 Classic mainly Georgian manor house with Victorian additions. 184 00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:11,550 You can't beat the Georgians for gracious living. 185 00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:12,990 No. No. 186 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:18,120 That is a very nice piece of flesh indeed. 187 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:20,960 And a horse ain't bad either. 188 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:28,780 What are we doing here, Mitch, in case anyone asks? 189 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:31,890 We're looking for our dog who strayed here earlier on. 190 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,510 What's he called? 191 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,630 Does it matter? 192 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:40,180 Cecil. And he's a poodle. 193 00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:42,830 Yes, Cecil. 194 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:45,300 Babysitting Cecil. 195 00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:48,200 I want to know what his mum's so frightened of. 196 00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:53,430 Or what about the other two, Mitchell and Calloway? 197 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,310 They're kosher, I think. 198 00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:57,890 Cecil knew them in the TA. 199 00:12:58,530 --> 00:13:00,880 Well, that doesn't make them angels, does it? 200 00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:03,230 No. I'm going to check them out with Archie. 201 00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:04,950 Have you seen Rocky today? 202 00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:07,370 Should I have? He's got a broken heart. 203 00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:13,140 How do you all... No hurry. Only met her three days ago. 204 00:13:13,141 --> 00:13:15,559 Yeah, and he hasn't stopped talking about her since. 205 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:19,339 Well, I'd love to be able to help you, Mrs Bowman, but I'm meant to be close 206 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:23,300 cleaning. But I shall be inviting very fussy people, Mr Crawford. 207 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:24,950 Like Ken Boone. 208 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:28,270 Father Titmarsh, people like that don't make a mess. 209 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:33,480 Yes, I know, but 25 for tomorrow is a bit short notice. 210 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,900 It'll be for cash, of course. 211 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,880 And a large deposit. 212 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:46,819 I mean, I realise that you've got to buy stuff in and then... Well, I mean, I 213 00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:50,239 always hate to disappoint people. I mean, I wonder if I shouldn't make an 214 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:54,460 effort. I mean, it's only 25, isn't it? So why don't we give it a try? 215 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:58,360 Deposit of 200, shall we say? 216 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,080 Sorry to bother you, Harry. 217 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,100 Um, what do you want your copy? 218 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,450 Black. 219 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:10,569 While we're at it, has Cecil got any particular favourites? I mean... Food 220 00:14:10,570 --> 00:14:11,830 or entertainment -wise? 221 00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:16,810 Oh, it's partial to a bit of English country music. 222 00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:23,150 That be enough, Mitch. 223 00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:25,310 Yeah, come on. 224 00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:27,110 The light's going anyway. 225 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,670 We'll do the rest tomorrow. 226 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:32,850 Mitch, suppose Cecil doesn't want to play ball. 227 00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:34,780 He will. 228 00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:38,160 He'll be flush for a week because his mum will stake him. 229 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,840 Then he'll blow the lot and look for work. 230 00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:42,020 You know Cecil. 231 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:45,790 Cecil! Come here, Cecil! 232 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:57,180 Hi, Ken. 233 00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:58,600 Ken Boone. 234 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,050 Cecil. Nice to meet you. 235 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,590 I've thought a lot about you, Ken. 236 00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:10,750 How I'd repay you when I got out. Hey, what for? 237 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,190 For keeping an eye on my mum. 238 00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:16,540 That sort of thing means a lot when you're inside. 239 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,670 I'm just being neighbourly, that's all. 240 00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:20,680 You know something? 241 00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:25,330 McGee's last week started crying at this point. He didn't want to leave. 242 00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:27,340 He'll be back. 243 00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:28,640 Not you, though, eh? 244 00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:30,160 Too true. 245 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:34,650 Well, I'm sorry to have to tell you. 246 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,700 that over the years you have diminished my faith in human nature. 247 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,850 You weren't here on a bloody picnic moment. 248 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:45,070 And didn't you just let me know it, you bastard? 249 00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:51,260 On the other hand, you were half decent, Morley. 250 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,080 And service was not included in the bill, as I remember. 251 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:59,100 Ten percent for five years is a bit hard to work out, Seth. 252 00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:01,400 Buy a present for the king. 253 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,610 No, I'm sorry, Seth. 254 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:03,820 It's against the rule. 255 00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:06,200 Fair enough. 256 00:16:07,790 --> 00:16:09,720 I'll put a check in the post to the wife. 257 00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:12,600 Let's go, kid. 258 00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:22,940 Hello. 259 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:31,690 Is this your idea of cover, Archie? 260 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,160 Now, this is my idea of school holidays. 261 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:35,820 I know what you mean. 262 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,250 Ken wasn't back when I got your message. It sounded urgent. 263 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,050 Here, 264 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:53,419 I won't be a tick, Ken. I've got a bit of business to attend to. I'll come in 265 00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:53,939 with you. 266 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,160 Oh, you can if you want to. 267 00:16:55,161 --> 00:16:56,959 But why? 268 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,820 It's your mum. She's worried about you. 269 00:16:59,359 --> 00:17:00,540 Look, Ken, don't worry. 270 00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:03,670 Five years in the bin, I ain't going to do anything stupid. 271 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:13,160 September 83, Spark Hill. 272 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:15,520 West Midland Tubes Incorporated. 273 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:17,750 Silly old fool. 274 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,640 Who? Local owned it. 275 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,350 Used to collect the wages on one of those three wheelers. 276 00:17:24,351 --> 00:17:27,279 I mean, you could rip one of them apart with a strong magnet. 277 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,330 And Cecil did. 278 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,180 In company with others, yes. 279 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,610 Cheers. 280 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,810 Cecil wouldn't cough up the names, which is why he's been away so long. 281 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,400 So he took the rap. 282 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:39,980 And it can't be all that bad. 283 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,800 As a matter of fact, I liked him. 284 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,950 Margaret, I said he wouldn't cough up the names, right? 285 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:49,560 Doesn't mean we didn't know them. 286 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,070 Don't tell me. 287 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,790 Ken's new friends, Kellaway and Mitchell. 288 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,620 Now, if they're asking after Cecil already, what are they up to? 289 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,860 And why would they need Cecil? 290 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,020 That's a very good question. 291 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:09,039 If I was planning a robbery, I need a bloody good reason for taking Cecil 292 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,090 Bowman. 293 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,560 Sorry. Here, what's going on? 294 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:18,519 When you're at it again. Ken, what are you talking about? 295 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,140 What's in the rucksack, Bibles? 296 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,060 Money. We know it's bloody money. 297 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,040 What's that in a barrel? 298 00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:26,970 What state are they in in there? 299 00:18:26,971 --> 00:18:31,109 Look, if you think I've robbed them, why isn't the alarm going off? Why isn't 300 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,370 Uncle Bill flying about? 301 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,300 Trust is a wonderful thing, Ken. You should try it sometime. 302 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:42,840 I would if I knew where you got that bunch from. 303 00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:45,750 Oh, I see. Up the nose, is it? 304 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,910 I was going to buy you a BMW, Ken. 305 00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:49,820 I ain't now. 306 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:02,420 No, I haven't seen Ken, but Rocky's waiting for you in your office. 307 00:19:02,421 --> 00:19:04,889 Morning, Jo. How are you, love? Hi, Harry. 308 00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:06,509 Harry, what's going on down there? 309 00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:09,349 They're preparing for the launch of their appeal fund next Sunday. 310 00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:12,449 I said they could set it up during the cleaning. Yes, but what are they 311 00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:13,500 doing? 312 00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:15,270 They are the SBH. 313 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,210 You see, you're no wiser now, are you? 314 00:19:18,211 --> 00:19:21,509 Well, are you going to tell me or are you going to keep it a mystery? Well, 315 00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,310 a society for beleaguered husbands. 316 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:27,400 You mean that lot are married? Well, they were, but now they're victims. 317 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,280 You see, it's not only wives that get battered. 318 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,450 Hold it, lad. 319 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,180 Brilliant. You see? 320 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,380 Just imagine that kind of clarity in a divorce case photo. 321 00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:45,659 I mean, the wife would stand no chance, would she? 322 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:49,219 Just because you're good with a camera doesn't mean you make it at the PI. 323 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:53,120 Well, Kenneth, these photos aren't even as good as these. Look. 324 00:19:53,121 --> 00:19:57,939 Cameras aren't everything, love. I mean, there are more times you've got to look 325 00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:00,620 at a scene or a place, take it all in and remember it. 326 00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:02,790 Yeah. 327 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,120 I'm not very good at that sort of thing. 328 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,480 Did you play Kim's game as a cub, Rocky? 329 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,810 I don't think so. 330 00:20:10,811 --> 00:20:14,219 Oh, you know, 40 objects on a tray, thimble, piece of string, matchbox. 331 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:17,710 Look at them for a minute, then go and write them down. Yeah, yeah, I did. 332 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,940 And were you good at it? 333 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:21,790 I can't remember. 334 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,820 I'll tell you what, Rocky. 335 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:30,199 If you can go away and train yourself up to remember, say, 35 out of 40, I think 336 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,159 we should talk again. 337 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,210 How's that? 338 00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:58,190 I'm fine, Ma. 339 00:20:58,390 --> 00:20:59,440 Fine. 340 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,950 Let's have a look at you. 341 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:06,150 You only saw me last week, love. 342 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:09,370 Yeah. What a week's a long time in politics and Telford. 343 00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:11,190 You're looking good, Ma. 344 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:14,630 Yeah. I've got you a present. 345 00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:18,390 I'll open it on Friday. 346 00:21:18,930 --> 00:21:20,170 See you tomorrow, Cecil. 347 00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:21,520 How's Beth? 348 00:21:23,930 --> 00:21:25,330 Welcome home, Seth. 349 00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:32,509 Hey, the neighbours have hardly turned out in four smiles. 350 00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:33,560 No. 351 00:21:33,970 --> 00:21:35,710 The place is changing. 352 00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:39,130 They're all new down this street now. 353 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,250 What have Mr and Mrs Patel got? 354 00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:46,670 Yes. And the Amandys. Big drum in Edgbaston they've got. 355 00:21:47,050 --> 00:21:49,670 What about the thing then? They've got as well. Yes. 356 00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:52,200 Look. 357 00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:54,910 A lot of yuppies moved in. 358 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,750 Bringing the place down. 359 00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:01,180 Still. Have I got a surprise inside for you. 360 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,290 Oh. 361 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,890 Surprise? 362 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,020 I'll do that. 363 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:12,930 Davy. 364 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:16,060 Mitch. It's great to see you, lad. 365 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:25,730 Davy. They've all gone out to party for you, Cecil, at the Plaza Suite. 366 00:22:25,731 --> 00:22:29,269 Invitations went off this morning, Mrs. Bowman. Oh, yeah? Who to? 367 00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:31,010 A lot of old friends, Cecil. 368 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,350 Yeah. Suppose I pop upstairs and put the kettle on. 369 00:22:34,351 --> 00:22:35,569 Yeah, smash in, Ma. 370 00:22:35,570 --> 00:22:36,970 Yeah. I'll be up in a tick. 371 00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:41,490 I really am pleased to see you. 372 00:22:42,550 --> 00:22:43,600 Really. 373 00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:45,220 You too. 374 00:22:45,690 --> 00:22:50,650 Cecil, if you're ever looking for part -time work, don't forget... 375 00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:52,280 We're your friends. 376 00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:56,670 Well, that's kind of you, Mitch, but, well, I'm well -heeled now. 377 00:22:57,150 --> 00:22:58,200 Just thought I'd ask. 378 00:22:58,390 --> 00:22:59,440 Yeah. 379 00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:00,860 Jerry? 380 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,180 Hello, mate. 381 00:23:02,690 --> 00:23:04,790 It's Cecil Bowman here. 382 00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:07,200 Yeah. 383 00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:09,230 Yeah, Tasmania. 384 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:13,130 Listen, Jerry, I want to place a bet. 385 00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:17,390 Yeah, just out, 2 .30, Cheltenham. 386 00:23:17,610 --> 00:23:18,660 Just out? 387 00:23:19,010 --> 00:23:20,410 Don't touch that, Cecil. 388 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,890 Yeah, can you get Six Grand on for me, mate? 389 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,420 Jerry, are you all right? 390 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,100 Why are you getting brutal like that, Cecil? 391 00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:32,440 Well, you know me, Mitch. 392 00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:39,820 Surely he's not mugging up to go in with them. 393 00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,220 Not after being banged up for five years. 394 00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:44,080 He might have needed the money. 395 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:45,190 He doesn't. 396 00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:46,470 That I do know. 397 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,810 Yeah? 398 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,780 I'm not talking about pounds, either. 399 00:23:49,941 --> 00:23:52,009 Sparkhill money. 400 00:23:52,010 --> 00:23:53,060 That was recovered. 401 00:23:53,061 --> 00:23:56,229 But I'd very much like to know where this loss come from. 402 00:23:56,230 --> 00:24:00,230 And I'd very much like to know why you're buying us drinks. 403 00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:03,560 Simple. 404 00:24:04,170 --> 00:24:06,580 You're looking after Cecil for his mum, right? 405 00:24:07,410 --> 00:24:09,210 Well, keep an eye on him for me as well. 406 00:24:11,470 --> 00:24:12,690 Fair enough, Archie. 407 00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:14,020 Will do. 408 00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:15,500 Thanks, mate. 409 00:24:16,670 --> 00:24:17,750 Love you and leave you. 410 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,180 Right, off you go. 411 00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:33,600 Penknife. Biro. 412 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,500 Er, paperclip. 413 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:42,270 Postcard. 414 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:47,240 Erm... Was there a felt -tip pen? 415 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:48,940 Right, felt -tip pen. 416 00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:54,560 Er... Stan! 417 00:24:55,409 --> 00:24:58,010 Save a game, please, mate. No, when you're ready. 418 00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:02,950 Ken, Rocky's had a sudden burst of keenness. 419 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,900 Well, that's good. I just could do with a lift. 420 00:25:06,030 --> 00:25:10,289 No, he wants to work for us full -time, not just the odd day's surveillance here 421 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:11,340 and there. Of course. 422 00:25:12,570 --> 00:25:15,730 Shall I ask him to track Mitch and Kellaway for a few days? 423 00:25:17,430 --> 00:25:20,740 Yeah, all right, as long as he's more careful than he was last time. 424 00:25:22,810 --> 00:25:23,950 What's all this about? 425 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:27,160 Oh, I wish I knew. 426 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:32,460 The one with the G &T sign and Dangerflower. He's up to no good at the 427 00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:36,180 Dangerflower. And Harry won't tell? 428 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,650 Oh, it's a secret. 429 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:40,550 Stay! 430 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,280 Cancel the drinks, mate. 431 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,160 Put them on Harry's bill. 432 00:26:14,210 --> 00:26:15,260 Well, 433 00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:18,190 I thought at least it would be something disgusting. 434 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:19,690 What, knowing Harry? 435 00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:23,010 Yes. Must be very disappointing to you both. 436 00:26:25,570 --> 00:26:27,370 What kind of disgusting, Margaret? 437 00:26:29,430 --> 00:26:31,390 I hadn't really got that far, Harry. 438 00:26:32,350 --> 00:26:33,400 Oh, I see. 439 00:26:36,450 --> 00:26:37,500 Really sorry. 440 00:26:38,470 --> 00:26:39,710 We were just interested. 441 00:26:39,711 --> 00:26:43,289 I think the least you can do is keep what you've seen to yourselves. 442 00:26:43,290 --> 00:26:45,640 What was so important? Why all these screens? 443 00:26:47,130 --> 00:26:48,180 Tufalkan. 444 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,700 Drafts and vandals. 445 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:53,740 A lot of people have put a lot of time and effort into that. 446 00:26:53,770 --> 00:26:56,590 One touch and Van goes 25 ,000 of them. 447 00:26:57,350 --> 00:27:00,390 25 ,000 dominoes? Well, there will be come Sunday. 448 00:27:01,590 --> 00:27:04,480 One for every beleaguered husband in the United Kingdom. 449 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,340 According to Simon. 450 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,180 I think you'll find this is a particularly spacious model, sir. Yeah. 451 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,900 Well, I don't really need to carry loads of 2 ,000 kilograms, do I? 452 00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:20,620 I mean, what does me mother weigh? 453 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,010 Eight stone. 454 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,920 Well, does sir have dogs? 455 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,530 No. 456 00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:29,140 I'm a cat person myself. 457 00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:16,250 Now, this is the same as the other, without the squared off bit at the end, 458 00:28:16,290 --> 00:28:17,340 right? Yes, sir. 459 00:28:19,830 --> 00:28:21,170 Except the price, I notice. 460 00:28:21,610 --> 00:28:23,970 Sir either wants the car or, sir, doesn't. 461 00:28:23,971 --> 00:28:27,829 Look, don't come the old acid with me, sunshine. 462 00:28:27,830 --> 00:28:29,450 It's plenty more like you in town. 463 00:28:30,830 --> 00:28:32,390 Blimey, Ken, how do you find me? 464 00:28:32,890 --> 00:28:35,300 Mum told you, I bet you never could keep a secret. 465 00:28:35,570 --> 00:28:36,730 What are you doing? 466 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,230 I'm buying a car, Ken. What's it look like? 467 00:28:40,231 --> 00:28:43,739 Cecil, don't do it. Don't do it. Perhaps you'd like to have a cup of coffee, 468 00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:46,030 sir, in the waiting area. Take your hand off me. 469 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,400 Please, Cecil, please. 470 00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:48,910 Leave off, Ken. 471 00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:51,160 It's my money. I'll do what I like with it. 472 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,100 Um... Do you count for cash? 473 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,360 Oh, well, uh... I'll have a grey one of these. 474 00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:01,559 How about you, Ken? Do you want one? I'll worry you. No. 475 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:05,099 No, I don't. Well, suit yourself. I want to know where you got all this money 476 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,020 from. You're worrying your mum to death. 477 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,250 I mean, all this jewellery, putting money on horses, all this. 478 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,560 Let's go talk numbers, my friend. 479 00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:17,870 Sir? 480 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,040 Homecoming party, my heart. 481 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,320 Gathering of the clans, more like. 482 00:29:35,950 --> 00:29:37,000 You know them? 483 00:29:37,350 --> 00:29:38,400 Morgan Brothers. 484 00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:39,950 They launder antiques. 485 00:29:40,450 --> 00:29:41,710 Ship them off to the state. 486 00:29:50,710 --> 00:29:53,060 Well, Harry didn't say anything about a party. 487 00:29:53,910 --> 00:29:56,320 I do hope we're not in for excessive vibrations. 488 00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:05,990 There you go, mate. How's all that, Dad? 489 00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:08,020 How is Taylor? 490 00:30:09,050 --> 00:30:10,310 Don't worry about him. 491 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,650 Who is he? That's Kenny. 492 00:30:12,890 --> 00:30:14,990 He's my buddy, Garth. 493 00:30:18,570 --> 00:30:19,730 Oh, stay. 494 00:30:24,010 --> 00:30:25,060 Why? 495 00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:31,520 Oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Bowman. Everything to your liking? No, it isn't. 496 00:30:31,521 --> 00:30:34,559 Oh, really? Well, exactly how can it be different? 497 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,610 My guest list. 498 00:30:35,780 --> 00:30:38,140 None of these people are on my guest list. 499 00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:41,270 Mrs. 500 00:30:41,271 --> 00:30:48,319 Bowman, lovely to see you again. I would never have invited the Morgan brothers 501 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:53,359 to a party of mine. Nor George Williams, nor that Stuart Malone. They are 502 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,800 rubbish. Time was rather against us, Mrs. Bowman. Top of my list. 503 00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:59,030 It was Father Titmarsh, wasn't he? 504 00:30:59,290 --> 00:31:01,030 Ah, he had a prior date with a coffee. 505 00:31:01,031 --> 00:31:02,709 Someone else's, not his own. 506 00:31:02,710 --> 00:31:04,550 What about the Patels, then? 507 00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:06,190 The Imanges? 508 00:31:06,870 --> 00:31:07,920 Aren't they here? 509 00:31:09,710 --> 00:31:11,050 Turn the music up. 510 00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:13,150 Oh, that's nice the way it is. 511 00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:14,610 People want to dance. 512 00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:16,289 Yeah, but they also want to talk. 513 00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:18,950 True. But others don't want to listen. 514 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,400 Where's Mr Crawford? Where is he? 515 00:31:38,171 --> 00:31:40,239 Mr Crawford. 516 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,159 Oh, can I have a word, please, Mr Crawford? Oh, it was Harry yesterday, 517 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,600 Yes, but now I'm complaining. 518 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,740 I was promised zero vibrations. 519 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:51,150 Well, you only talked about juggernauts. You said nothing about vibrations. 520 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:59,920 Ken! Ken! Hello, love. What is it? 521 00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:02,660 There's some real bad boys here tonight, Ken. 522 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,220 This real rubbish here. 523 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,400 Stick to him for me, won't you? 524 00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:11,620 He's into something, I'm sure he is. Elspeth, it's not that easy. 525 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:14,460 Don't matter what it costs. 526 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,360 Just don't let him out of your summit. 527 00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:24,580 Archie? Archie? 528 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:41,770 Hey, funny thing. 529 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,200 You won't believe it. I think I might, pal. 530 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,010 Really? 531 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,250 You're skint. 532 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,130 Yeah. 533 00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:50,750 Still on the murk? 534 00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:52,390 Well, I wish I could. 535 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,250 Murk's on the drip. 536 00:32:55,251 --> 00:32:59,799 The GGs have all got three legs, and people from the past are all scrounging 537 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:00,850 tubs off me. 538 00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:08,240 That part -time work you were offering. 539 00:33:11,150 --> 00:33:12,200 Still on, is he? 540 00:33:15,050 --> 00:33:16,100 Welcome back. 541 00:33:22,090 --> 00:33:23,140 Okay. 542 00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:31,770 Where to now, I wonder? 543 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:34,410 As long as it isn't bingo, I don't care. 544 00:33:44,430 --> 00:33:45,480 Off you go. 545 00:33:47,010 --> 00:33:48,830 Penknife. Biro. 546 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:51,620 Paperclip. 547 00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:53,180 Postcard. 548 00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:55,500 Felt -tip pen. 549 00:33:57,530 --> 00:33:59,870 One of those. 550 00:34:01,490 --> 00:34:02,730 Hole puncher. 551 00:34:04,890 --> 00:34:05,970 Safety pin. 552 00:34:23,630 --> 00:34:24,680 Oh, fate. 553 00:34:24,681 --> 00:34:27,069 He can't get up to anything in there, surely? 554 00:34:27,070 --> 00:34:28,270 Well, I don't know, do I? 555 00:34:28,469 --> 00:34:30,370 This is Archie, from Teen Shadows. 556 00:34:30,371 --> 00:34:34,269 Maybe, but while we're working for his money, he can't get up to anything too 557 00:34:34,270 --> 00:34:35,320 much, can he? 558 00:34:36,090 --> 00:34:41,790 You don't think he'll give us the slip we really wanted to hear? 559 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:45,750 No. Give Jo a ring. Ask Waffle to bring her out. She'd love this. 560 00:34:46,030 --> 00:34:47,469 Yeah. Why not? 561 00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:21,990 isn't a celebratory drink out in the foyer. 562 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:23,440 Oh, indeed, Simon, yes. 563 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,480 What are we drinking to? 564 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:27,550 We've finished. 565 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,380 What do you mean, they're all up? 566 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:33,920 All 25 ,000 of them? Well, all but a few. We leave a blank space every six 567 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,440 Oh, Simon, that's wonderful. 568 00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:38,390 Congratulations. And what's more, the drinks are on me. 569 00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:06,150 On your own? 570 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,200 Fancy meeting you here, as they say. 571 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,820 Yeah. Anyone would think you were following me. 572 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:12,350 Yeah, they would. 573 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,260 Aren't you getting bored yet? 574 00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:15,510 Bingo, cinema. 575 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,690 Bingo, cinema. 576 00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:20,999 Ah, my partner, Margaret Daly. Hello, Margaret. The daughter of Joe. Nice to 577 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,050 meet you. 578 00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:23,110 Rocky. 579 00:36:23,940 --> 00:36:24,990 Hello, Rocky. 580 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:26,530 Rocky, say hello. 581 00:36:26,900 --> 00:36:27,980 What's wrong, Rocky? 582 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,730 It's a little glitch. 583 00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:31,160 Oh, my God, no. 584 00:36:31,540 --> 00:36:32,800 I can't help it, Margaret. 585 00:36:32,801 --> 00:36:35,549 Where is she? I want to see this paragon. 586 00:36:35,550 --> 00:36:38,449 She was standing over there with them lads. She's got big hair. 587 00:36:38,450 --> 00:36:40,450 There. Oh, my God. Sit here. 588 00:36:40,670 --> 00:36:41,910 I don't even see her. 589 00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:43,810 Mind you, I don't think I met her. 590 00:36:44,830 --> 00:36:49,389 Ladies and gentlemen, this is the last call for the guidance door of Stanfield 591 00:36:49,390 --> 00:36:51,530 Manor at its beautiful trestle. 592 00:36:51,830 --> 00:36:56,469 If you'd like to take your place on the main steps, Liz Barfield will do the 593 00:36:56,470 --> 00:36:57,520 honors. 594 00:36:57,790 --> 00:36:59,530 Wake your feet and don't touch. 595 00:37:04,110 --> 00:37:07,010 There are two state rooms at Stanfield. 596 00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:09,430 There's always someone late. 597 00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:10,730 Do hurry up. 598 00:37:11,870 --> 00:37:13,590 Wipe your feet and don't touch. 599 00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:19,210 Mothers, look to your children. No sitting or sliding. 600 00:37:21,430 --> 00:37:27,689 Right. There are two state rooms at Stanfield connected by the green drawing 601 00:37:27,690 --> 00:37:29,330 room. Come along. 602 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:53,080 Do keep up, please. 603 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:59,020 As you can see, this room is hung with tapestries. 604 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:05,759 And over here, on this easel, there is a very fine portrait of Lady Henrietta 605 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:06,810 Monk. 606 00:38:08,490 --> 00:38:13,949 The fronted glass cabinets over there contain many fine examples of Georgian 607 00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:15,000 silver. 608 00:38:15,610 --> 00:38:22,089 The inkwell that dominates the cedarwood cabinet over there was 609 00:38:22,090 --> 00:38:28,489 used by Sir Henry Stanfield to sign the Declaration of Intent 610 00:38:28,490 --> 00:38:34,749 regarding the Hull Star Trading Company, who claimed the rights for the silver 611 00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:35,800 mines in Alaska. 612 00:38:39,921 --> 00:38:42,879 I couldn't take a coconut candy. 613 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,319 If it was yours, you wouldn't fare as well. 614 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,370 All right, come. 615 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:47,820 Evening, Mr. Dangerflower. 616 00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:49,270 What are you up to? 617 00:38:49,820 --> 00:38:51,760 I'm on guard, Mr. Boone. Oh? 618 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:57,160 Rocky, a young chap from Texas Rangers delivered a parcel earlier for you. 619 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,540 Ah, that'll be wine with me fauties. 620 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,480 You will both be at the Grand Topple tomorrow morning, I hope? 621 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:06,540 Thanks for the invite, Simon. 622 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,500 We wouldn't miss it for the world. 623 00:39:12,501 --> 00:39:14,309 Any coffee? 624 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:18,210 No, I'm afraid not. We've been to Stanfield Hall. Fate. 625 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,550 Where's the afternoon now? Margaret's taking Joe home. 626 00:39:22,970 --> 00:39:29,129 How was Cecil? Good as gold. I believe him. He's got no intention of wanting to 627 00:39:29,130 --> 00:39:30,180 go back into Nick. 628 00:39:31,490 --> 00:39:35,310 Tell you something else. We actually saw Anna McLeish. 629 00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:37,280 Nasty moment. 630 00:39:37,450 --> 00:39:38,890 I think it's a wig, Michelle. 631 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:42,200 Some of these are really good. I'm really pleased with them. 632 00:39:42,201 --> 00:39:44,079 How's the mice? 633 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,440 Dead. A couple of little buggers don't rise up again to haunt us. 634 00:39:47,441 --> 00:39:48,519 Shh, shh, shh. 635 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,960 Crystal, we'll have three coffees, please, love, any of a moment. 636 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,410 Thank you. 637 00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:56,620 Rocky, this is Stanfield Hall, isn't it? 638 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:57,890 Yeah, good eye. 639 00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:00,780 Why didn't you tell us, you silly pillock? 640 00:40:00,781 --> 00:40:05,079 Say, say, tell you what? Well, wouldn't you know anything? This is the photos 641 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,240 of... Harry, look at that. 642 00:40:06,241 --> 00:40:09,719 Hey, that's Mitchell and Calloway, barman's oppos, isn't it? I've done 643 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:12,490 done them, Kay. Look, this is Stanfield Hall, isn't it? 644 00:40:12,650 --> 00:40:14,970 Now, who did we see at Danfield Hall? 645 00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:17,090 Anna MacLeish. 646 00:40:17,570 --> 00:40:19,190 Cecil Bunman! You're back! 647 00:40:22,370 --> 00:40:27,130 Harry, if you were about to break into a stately home, when would you do it? 648 00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:28,830 I wouldn't, Ken, I wouldn't. 649 00:40:29,170 --> 00:40:34,729 Unobtainable. Now, if you choose a place that would have had 100 people 650 00:40:34,730 --> 00:40:38,129 trampling all over it all day, I mean, someone with the police wouldn't know 651 00:40:38,130 --> 00:40:39,270 where to start looking. 652 00:40:39,271 --> 00:40:45,959 Margaret, this is Ken. I think I've got a link between Cecil, Mitchell and 653 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,860 Kelleway. The common factor is Stanfield Hall. 654 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,500 Phone me soon if you can. 655 00:40:50,501 --> 00:40:52,439 Hey, where are you off to? 656 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,739 I'm going to make sure Cecil doesn't get himself another five years if I'm not 657 00:40:55,740 --> 00:40:56,790 too late. 658 00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:56,990 Archie, you were quick. 659 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:01,450 What are you doing here? 660 00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:03,440 What are you? 661 00:42:04,070 --> 00:42:06,670 I'm the policeman, Ken. I get to ask the questions. 662 00:42:08,230 --> 00:42:10,150 You trying to save Cecil from himself? 663 00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:11,580 Yeah. 664 00:42:13,090 --> 00:42:14,140 Duff sod. 665 00:42:17,550 --> 00:42:18,890 My governor's up there. 666 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:22,160 He'd have you for withholding info quick as a flash. 667 00:42:22,190 --> 00:42:24,420 Withhold? Anybody just found out about it? 668 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,950 And your first thought wasn't to phone your friendly Nick, eh? 669 00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:30,100 No, but I told Margaret to tell you. 670 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,050 Right. 671 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,640 Miss, four items. 672 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,000 Take next. 673 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,700 George and Crick, £350. 674 00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:47,750 Yes, sir. 675 00:43:05,230 --> 00:43:08,590 Immediately below, silver ladles pair off 300. 676 00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:28,730 And who have you come to save? 677 00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:31,890 Cecil from himself or Ken from my governor? 678 00:43:32,290 --> 00:43:33,750 Pardon? He's got the ump. 679 00:43:34,110 --> 00:43:38,069 He thinks we knew all about this and held back on him. Archie, I've been 680 00:43:38,070 --> 00:43:41,010 to reach you. I was out. Now you know where. 681 00:43:41,310 --> 00:43:45,670 Well, who did tell you what was going on? We're acting on information you see, 682 00:43:45,830 --> 00:43:49,410 mate. It is another way of saying shut up. 683 00:43:51,970 --> 00:43:53,020 Yes, sir. 684 00:43:55,530 --> 00:43:56,580 Right, sir. 685 00:43:57,450 --> 00:44:00,210 Now keep quiet, you two, and stay close. 686 00:44:01,810 --> 00:44:03,150 Back the way we came. 687 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,610 Missed three items. 688 00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:07,070 Take next. 689 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,020 Silver basket, 1 ,200. 690 00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:10,710 There it is. 691 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,370 Oops. 692 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:20,920 Hello, boy. How's it going? 693 00:44:22,140 --> 00:44:23,190 That's all. 694 00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:25,520 You've done a grand job, mate. 695 00:44:25,521 --> 00:44:26,699 Really, yeah. 696 00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:29,599 Oh, thank you. I'll do one more room after this, the Warwick room. 697 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,680 Help us finish up here. 698 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:35,160 Sure. You want that part of the list, or can you... Oh, do me a favour. 699 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,240 Nice to see you again, Lady Henrietta. 700 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:46,440 OK. Miss Three Items, take silver nutmeg rate of 450. 701 00:44:47,780 --> 00:44:48,830 There it is. 702 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,010 Come on, sunshine! 703 00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:24,150 Come on, sunshine! 704 00:45:24,260 --> 00:45:25,310 Come on! 705 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,420 Right, right, right. Behind you. 706 00:45:31,420 --> 00:45:32,470 Get off! 707 00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:35,460 Get off! 708 00:45:36,380 --> 00:45:38,500 Get off! Nice one, Archie. Make it stick. 709 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,020 Turn it into a breakaway. 710 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:47,240 Come on, you two. You don't want to get mixed up in this sort of thing. 711 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,620 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. Thank you. 712 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,680 Just a few words before we start. 713 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:10,940 The idea of SBH wasn't mine alone. 714 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,680 I mean, it was more my wife than mine, really. 715 00:46:15,580 --> 00:46:17,620 And I've got the scars to prove it. 716 00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:25,419 No, Geoffrey Bell has played a considerable part in this, and I'd like 717 00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:26,500 this opportunity... 718 00:46:26,730 --> 00:46:29,810 to thank him for his loyalty and hard work. 719 00:46:30,110 --> 00:46:31,710 OK? Yeah, right. Go on. 720 00:46:35,070 --> 00:46:41,590 Barrow, paperclip, postcard, snowstorm, ruler, business card, Margaret Daly, 721 00:46:41,750 --> 00:46:46,430 felt -tip pen, key, watch, cassette tape, battery, elastic band, tuber glue, 722 00:46:46,610 --> 00:46:52,510 screwdriver, domino, eraser, safety pin, comb, 2PP... 723 00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:58,150 Key, spoon, knife, pencil, stapler, hole puncher, drawing pen, sellotape, 724 00:46:58,170 --> 00:47:04,450 scissors, bulldog clip, hip -hip, ball -bearing puddle, 725 00:47:04,610 --> 00:47:11,590 rocking horse, cup, drinking straw, beer mat, penknife, and... Boom! 726 00:47:11,790 --> 00:47:12,840 Well done! 727 00:47:14,430 --> 00:47:15,480 Gentlemen, 728 00:47:17,990 --> 00:47:19,710 and ladies... 729 00:47:20,030 --> 00:47:25,289 If we could exercise extreme caution on the dance floor. We don't want any 730 00:47:25,290 --> 00:47:26,340 accidents, do we? 731 00:47:26,830 --> 00:47:28,570 Damn thing going off before time. 732 00:47:32,590 --> 00:47:39,129 So, if you take your shoes off in the foyer, where Geoffrey Bell 733 00:47:39,130 --> 00:47:41,050 will look after them. 734 00:47:41,670 --> 00:47:42,720 Thank you. 735 00:47:43,930 --> 00:47:47,190 Right, well, what more is there to say? 736 00:47:47,530 --> 00:47:48,580 Let's... 737 00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:49,890 Let's start, shall we? 738 00:47:51,130 --> 00:47:52,990 Yeah, that's what they wanted me, Ken. 739 00:47:53,010 --> 00:47:56,950 I did a guided tour of Stanfield Hall, came away with a complete list. 740 00:47:57,170 --> 00:47:59,630 Then I took Mitch through an antique sample. 741 00:48:02,990 --> 00:48:06,089 Right, that's it. That's right, if you all... 742 00:48:06,090 --> 00:48:13,010 Fine, thank you. 743 00:48:13,310 --> 00:48:17,290 Now, very, very carefully, on tippy -toes, everyone. 744 00:48:19,151 --> 00:48:21,079 And Harry? 745 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:25,619 So where did you get your money from? I mean, I didn't know there was a fortune 746 00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:26,720 to be made, in the nick. 747 00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:28,460 Well, there were for me, love. 748 00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:30,220 I won a premium bond. 749 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:31,760 You jammy sod. 750 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,580 And now you've spent it all? 751 00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:38,170 Well, except for the hundred thou I put into unit trusts. 752 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,210 Wow. 753 00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:43,430 Why were you so bent on trying to break Mitchell and Calloway? 754 00:48:43,431 --> 00:48:46,499 They said they'd look after me mar for me while I was inside. 755 00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:49,260 Yes, and not so much as a postcard, even. 756 00:48:49,820 --> 00:48:53,640 Still, now it's all over, time to start building up the business. 757 00:48:54,420 --> 00:48:56,220 Cecil and me going into partnership. 758 00:48:56,580 --> 00:49:00,700 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mr Harry Crawford, proprietor of the Plaza Suite. 759 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,280 Harry, I wonder if you'd do the honours. 760 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:08,960 Start the topple for us. 761 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:10,840 Probably do like it, John. 762 00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:14,980 Right. Well, what is there to say? 763 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,420 Geoffrey, lights, please. 764 00:49:26,771 --> 00:49:28,869 Go to it. 765 00:49:28,870 --> 00:49:33,420 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57037

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